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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, fifty seven,

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Speaker 1: Episode two of Jo Daly's Like Guys, the Production of

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Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's share consciousness. It's Tuesday, October.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien a K. Jacko Lantern a K.

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Speaker 1: Pumpkins O'Brien uh, and I'm thrilled to be joined as

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Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Gras. Don't go

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Speaker 1: sparking water bogs. Just stick to the sherlocks and steam

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Speaker 1: rollers you used to. I know that you're gonna play

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Speaker 1: some hydro or some purple stuff, but I just think

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Speaker 1: you're already stone. Listen, I don't hear me, Okay. Shout

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Speaker 1: out to toilet bound hanuckles on and Jeeke on the discord.

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Speaker 1: That was another two for One person started off with

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Speaker 1: an idea, another person finished it. I'd love to see

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Speaker 1: the fucking synergy the discord. So shout out to you

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Speaker 1: all for that. Was that one name toilet bound something

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Speaker 1: when they bound? Yes, I love it does. Stuck on

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Speaker 1: the toilet. Uh. You know, I haven't really gone deep

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Speaker 1: into the lore of hon Sons. You know the legend

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Speaker 1: um it could be a curse in which she was

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Speaker 1: just you know, connected to a toilet for life by

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Speaker 1: an evil sorcerer. I don't know, or maybe you could

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Speaker 1: be I p s. I don't know. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Danny Glover and Leth Webbon two where you can get

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Speaker 1: up off of the How did you realize was it

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Speaker 1: the toilet paper? Yeah? I think like left a note

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Speaker 1: for him or something like. That's weird they were doing it.

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Speaker 1: It was like a timed hit where like cops all

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Speaker 1: across Los Angeles were getting blown up. Oh, that's the

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Speaker 1: diving board. There was another thing, the diving boards, and

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Speaker 1: one of six with me. Anyways, mild it's election time.

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Speaker 1: We're turning down the format. We're getting right into the ship. Uh.

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Speaker 1: So let's tell the people what we're talking about. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about Mike Pence uh, and whether he has COVID. UH.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the pandemic grocery wards. Uh. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk about whether I feel like I'm seeing a

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Speaker 1: bunch of like paid Trump spa con all over the place,

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Speaker 1: or maybe the news cycle is just tired of like

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Speaker 1: a Biden seems to be winning by the same margin

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Speaker 1: he has the whole time thing. So we'll talk about that.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk about this Trump administration plan to uh use

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Speaker 1: mall Santa Clauses to popularize the vaccine for COVID nineteen. Um,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that. Nothing's a joke anymore. It's his

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Speaker 1: joke or no, his joke, his joke, or it's uh.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Borat, We're gonna talk about the

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Speaker 1: shitty merch game of both the campaigns, all of that

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Speaker 1: plenty more. But first we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by the hilarious, the talented marcelas up.

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Speaker 1: It's area Beyonce. Oh don't say that, don't be mad

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Speaker 1: something well, just a void vocally vocally guys and impersonations. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's dangerous. Get me on hot water with that. Do

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Speaker 1: you think there's someone up there who's like, I'm the

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Speaker 1: barrier Beyonce on Beyonce, I'm beyond bayonce. It's not even

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Speaker 1: you know what in this these times of sensitivity, it's

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Speaker 1: not even like the accuracy. It's the audacity of saying shit.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I'm not black, I'm not I

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Speaker 1: didn't say that. I didn't say Barrea Beyonce. Yeah, for

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Speaker 1: people who don't know the impersonation. I mean, you should

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Speaker 1: just do prank calls and like raise money for a

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Speaker 1: good probably that's actually funny, funny. It's me, biance. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, hold on, hold, do you want to

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Speaker 1: speak to money for aids? You heard an eight we

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Speaker 1: raising money for that ship? Like you so much for

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Speaker 1: your Yeah, um, Marcella House, what are you up to?

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Speaker 1: Actually we're not asking how are you anymore? Because everybody's shitty,

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Speaker 1: But I mean I'm not shifty. I'll say that I'm

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Speaker 1: singing my best. I'm sucking, I'm doing great. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: that your other guests are failing at life. How to

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Speaker 1: make the most of their situations? What's new? What's your new?

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Speaker 1: What's the new wave with you? What's what's his last time?

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Speaker 1: I bought a keyboarding Christmas songs because my dad used

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Speaker 1: to play piano. I mean, my dad was a musician.

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Speaker 1: He played piano, play guitar and saying. And so I

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Speaker 1: realized I miss most his Christmas song playing on the

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get rid of it. I was like, no,

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Speaker 1: you're not bitch what so? But I was like, I

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Speaker 1: can't keep it and then not learn stuff. So I

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Speaker 1: bought a I bought a little keyboard so I could

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Speaker 1: just like play wherever whatever, And it's kind of cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: have you always been figuring it out? You're figuring it out.

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Speaker 1: I'm figuring out. Yeah, I'm learning. I'm right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: on jingle Bells, you know, the classic, and it's good.

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Speaker 1: But on the left hand, is that's sucking me up?

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Speaker 1: You know? Do right? Yeah? Table for that melody. That

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Speaker 1: just reminded me of the only song I can play,

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Speaker 1: which is the beginning of Runaway by Kanye West, the

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Speaker 1: four notes. This is awful? Why am I here? I

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Speaker 1: can't stand this, dude. That's the That's the equivalent of

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Speaker 1: Stairway to Heaven when you go to a guitar center,

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Speaker 1: but in the beat banking section, Yeah, where they're like,

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Speaker 1: no Runaway on the MPC, Yeah we got, we got.

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Speaker 1: I remember that whole time. I was so pissed. I

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Speaker 1: think I've talked about this before because that was not

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Speaker 1: like skillful mp SEE playing like there are people who

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Speaker 1: are nice on drum machines, like you think they're playing

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Speaker 1: a live kit and I was like, this man is

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Speaker 1: just playing one button at a time. But I think,

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Speaker 1: but you know, KNYE. He's like, what if we just

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Speaker 1: break it down? What if we strip it down? Because

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I was like, Yo, this should go.

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Speaker 1: And then when people were feeling it too much, then

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Speaker 1: I was like a hater. I was like, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: the thing with the NPC was weak though, But where

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Speaker 1: are you from the valley? Oh? My god? Typical value behavior? Well,

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Speaker 1: I bet if I said delaware, you're gonna be like

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Speaker 1: typical delaware behavior is the joke. Joke, writing words like

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Speaker 1: that's my favorite thing to do with an audience. I

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Speaker 1: miss I miss you guys like whatever they say, I

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Speaker 1: just to meet my god, typical whatever. It doesn't even

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Speaker 1: make sense. People just typical see me valley over here,

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Speaker 1: we're drunk. This is She's hilarious. She just goes off

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Speaker 1: the top of her head. How does she do? It's

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Speaker 1: done the same five thousand times before? Um just trying

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Speaker 1: to move it along. Did you play instruments before? You?

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Speaker 1: Like learning how to play piano? Right now, I'm basically learning.

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Speaker 1: just maye me be like no, I'd rather just never

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Speaker 1: basics and then be like, oh, did you want to

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Speaker 1: come over here and learn? I can teach you. You know.

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Speaker 1: Then they just, you know, they can play like basic

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Speaker 1: melodies and ship. So that's kind of, you know, just

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Speaker 1: family ship. I just love my family. Yeah, but that's

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Speaker 1: great that you're like you're even thinking of it for

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Speaker 1: like posterity steak sake, and like preserving like traditions within

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Speaker 1: your family too. Latina bitch, I'm Latinos. What we do

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Speaker 1: what we do? Alright, Well, speaking of what you do,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that is revealing

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Speaker 1: about who you are or what you're up to. Well,

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Speaker 1: yesterday because I didn't again spending a lot of time

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Speaker 1: she's always bragging. Everybody always comes by and they're like,

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Speaker 1: why your plants are so healthy? So she was saying

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Speaker 1: how she was told that the WiFi helps the plants grow.

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Speaker 1: You know this? Did you hear about this? But I

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Speaker 1: love it. Your mom just comes right back with that.

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it's the WiFi. Well, she's saying someone

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Speaker 1: recently told her that. So now she's playing music with

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Speaker 1: right next to the TV. And so I was like,

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Speaker 1: is there a truth to that? So I looked it

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Speaker 1: up because and and so of course there's arguments for

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Speaker 1: both sides, like everything and even people five grows plants. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so some people think it's bad for your plants, and

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Speaker 1: some people say no, it's actually very good for your plants.

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Speaker 1: But of course nerves aren't enough research, Uh, to prove

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Speaker 1: any side of it. So what's like the logic behind

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Speaker 1: the WiFi actually stimulating the growth, something about the fucking

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Speaker 1: the ways the electricity, the and my mom was here's

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Speaker 1: the thing that was funny to me was my mom

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Speaker 1: was like, I think it's like, you know, you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to talk to your plants, so instead of talking to

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Speaker 1: But but yeah, I mean I didn't really get into

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Speaker 1: ship just it's energy. It's waves. You know, it's wavy,

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Speaker 1: mean there, it's just like if something can kill them, right,

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Speaker 1: anything can kill a plant. If you sneeze on a

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Speaker 1: was interesting. I feel like I have heard that classical

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Speaker 1: I feel like classical music is like there's such a

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Speaker 1: who work in the media just being like classical music

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Speaker 1: is makes your children smarter. Classical music makes plants grew stronger.

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Speaker 1: Classical music is like the ante bellum period for music lovers,

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Speaker 1: like well before black people whole of it started making good.

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Speaker 1: This is kind of putting on this podcast because you

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Speaker 1: guys always get to the ship that I would have

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Speaker 1: guys nailed it. I love this Wheeler listeners so rapidly

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Speaker 1: at this point, I'm pretty sure it's this is for

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Speaker 1: just my mom. She raised me on classical music. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I love classical music, but it is something it has

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Speaker 1: its place. But the science thing you were talking about,

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Speaker 1: It was always like, uh, like how to make this

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Speaker 1: volcano with the fucking baking soda? And another one was like, well,

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Speaker 1: the plant grow faster with rock music, classical music, or

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Speaker 1: no music. And does Coca Cola help? Watch this thing

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Speaker 1: get dissolved by Coca cola. It's just like, depending on

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Speaker 1: gotta I got the word. I hated. Science classes is

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Speaker 1: terrible at it. Like one of mine was just like,

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Speaker 1: find it funny if because now he's like not allowed

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Speaker 1: to be near women or whatever the funk his bullshit

421
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,920
Speaker 1: thing is about women that like, only the people on

422
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 1: his staff, that are only the men on his staff

423
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,640
Speaker 1: got it and all the women didn't. That would be funny. Yeah,

424
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: I think unfortunately, maybe actually you may have been all guys,

425
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,240
Speaker 1: we'll have to look at this point. They're keeping everything,

426
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:19,000
Speaker 1: so yeah, what's the truth. But you know, again, he's

427
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: going to like he has a rally that he was

428
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,400
Speaker 1: going to Monday. Uh, he has another. But they don't

429
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 1: even believe in it anyways, you know what I mean,

430
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 1: Like even if you have it, they don't believe that

431
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,720
Speaker 1: it's dangerous. So it's like it's it's of course he's

432
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: doing it. Of course it's going to be packed. Of

433
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: course these people want to put their mouth on him.

434
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: They're they're sucking brainwashed. Yeah, Mark Short, the dude is

435
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: specifically somebody who believe Yeah no, and he was no.

436
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: He was out here telling people all the time saying, oh, COVID,

437
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: it wasn't real. It's like had that big hoax attitude

438
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: when it came to COVID, big hoax energy. I mean

439
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: Trump was the same right right there. They just don't

440
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 1: oh man, Yeah, how many pastors have we lost because

441
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 1: of that? You know? Um, it's what are you gonna do? Uh,

442
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: let's talk about the pandemic grocery war. Um, it's been bad,

443
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:20,199
Speaker 1: bad news for Whole Foods, which I was first surprised by,

444
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 1: but when when you kind of explained it to many miles,

445
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:27,600
Speaker 1: it made a little more sense. It's it's everything apparently,

446
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: so the regular your Kroger's, Myers, etcetera, like your normal

447
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: national chain, like super love the word normal. I love

448
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 1: that you use the word normal in that. Well, yeah,

449
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: because I want to say before you go to like

450
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,200
Speaker 1: your you know, bougetto Whole Foods where like you overpaid

451
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: for the artichoke, um, like you know, the the all

452
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 1: the chains that we know are Ralph's is and etcetera. There,

453
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: they've had a spike. Obviously, they've had growth because it

454
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: makes sense people are shopping differently. They all call it

455
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 1: like mission based shopping now because it means I gotta

456
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,199
Speaker 1: hold the funk up this saying about I'll come back

457
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 1: in a couple of hours if I forgot something. Everyone

458
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 1: is like, no, I need to stock the funk up. Um.

459
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 1: So those companies great, they're there. They've had growth while

460
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: also not actually paying their workers. I don't remember Kroger

461
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: had like their hero bonus that like lapsed real quick. Uh.

462
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: They're like, well, we're only going We're only going to

463
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,480
Speaker 1: acknowledge COVID for about six four months. Uh, and then

464
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: you know it's on you. So now there's been a

465
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: little bit of analysis on the industry because also looking

466
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,640
Speaker 1: at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, they so Trader Joe's

467
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,879
Speaker 1: had to drop in sales of six from March to September,

468
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: and Whole Foods had to drop in thirty by thirty

469
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 1: three percent, and they're like, what the funk? They say,

470
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: they wanted to dig deeper and be like, is it

471
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: both the same? Are they both sucked up for the

472
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: same reasons? And they said, well, but I mean Trader

473
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 1: Joe's you can get some decent priced things relatives like

474
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: you know, the frozen section. Oh yeah, um, it says

475
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,280
Speaker 1: quote quote. While both chains on nearly six up in

476
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: year over your business in April, Trader Joe's managed to

477
00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,399
Speaker 1: recover over the summer, and by September it's decrease in

478
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: business was about the same as the regional chains. Whole Foods, however,

479
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 1: continued to lack and It's in September it was twenty

480
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 1: five percent less than the year before, So they're still

481
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 1: down pretty significantly. And their theory is that for the

482
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: people who were doing this study quote that Trader Joe's

483
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: was much more successful at adapting to the mission driven

484
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: shopping pattern that has accelerated across the country during the pandemic,

485
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: So meaning people were a just more down to travel

486
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: as far as they did to get there, like Trader

487
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,959
Speaker 1: Joe's ship, because you know, there's some ship you can

488
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: only fucking get a Trader Joe's, and once you get

489
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,640
Speaker 1: used to that ship, you're like, fuck it, I'm going.

490
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: The other thing is that they really tried to make

491
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: the waiting in line process as pleasant as possible because

492
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 1: a they wanted to make it safe indoors, so they

493
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 1: kept the stores pretty empty and already if you've been

494
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: to a Trader Joe's during normal shopping hours, being in

495
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 1: an empty Trader Josie was like, is this a fantasy

496
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: world that I love being in? Because most of the

497
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: time went to one in Manhattan. Yo, this one in

498
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: man I think the Lord east Side. It's a fucking loop.

499
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: You just stand in line and which you're on your

500
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: way to the register. You just shop on your way.

501
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 1: You just grab ship. You can't go back. You can't

502
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: go back, And I'm like, ye, back, They're like, don't

503
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: go He's like, He's like, ask someone in back if

504
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: they can get you the peanut butter stuffed pretzels. Don't

505
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: go back, sir. I have been fucking up some peanut

506
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: butter stuffed pretzels for the pet unique. Those are so good,

507
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: They're fantastic. But I mean, like, the thing that we're

508
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: basically saying is that Trader Joe's has like ship you

509
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: can't get anywhere else, and Whole Foods has worst versions

510
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: of ship you can get everywhere else, more expensive and

511
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: less flavorful. I mean, I don't know this is chemic relevant, Yeah,

512
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: but I was gonna say, you know, Trader Joe's does

513
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 1: is they find small companies that have really delicious stuff.

514
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,199
Speaker 1: They cut a deal or they put their own labels

515
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: on it. I got really upset when I heard that.

516
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're just it's like, uh, I just don't

517
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: like it because they're not really supporting these companies, but

518
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: they kind of are because they're cutting a deal. I

519
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, well, I'm sure probably they have larger orders.

520
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs

521
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: of mass food production aside from it's probably dark and grim.

522
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: But the thing with the other thing they're noticing is

523
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,119
Speaker 1: with whole food shoppers, they're not as loyal, you know,

524
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:32,960
Speaker 1: to brand. They just like they've just sucked off to

525
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,840
Speaker 1: their local market because they're like, well the funk, I

526
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 1: gotta go here anyway. Plus, like, you know, they go

527
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: into a store and they remember that that craft Blue Box,

528
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: Mac and Cheese actually hit way harder than that. Andie's

529
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: bunny nonsense, that's true. I mean that, and Hee's bunny

530
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: ship is gross. Man, it's got to be blue Box

531
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: for me. I'm sorry, you know, and I get that,

532
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: sure it could be more organ whatever the funk, but

533
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry the blue box is what it is. That is,

534
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: there's only one blue box mac and cheese, and that's

535
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: really shot. But hole f is I like a I

536
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: like a cheap meal? Yeah uh an Josie warns me

537
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: that my mentions are over. But you know what I will.

538
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: I will put my body on the line against Andy's bunnies.

539
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: I like the little crackers though, like the cheese, but

540
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: not the mac and cheese. Okay, and I'll go on change.

541
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: That is pretty rough compared by comparison. But you gotta

542
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: put you know what's helpful, actually brown mustard. You put

543
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,479
Speaker 1: that in. It makes it a little uh what hit

544
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: a little bit harder. Yeah, into your Annie's Yeah, and

545
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: your annies or any mac and cheese, any box mac

546
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:41,000
Speaker 1: and cheese around mustard. Yeah, this is wild, but I

547
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: think and I was like, maybe maybe he did learn

548
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: from his lady like that. I think I think that's

549
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: actually bachelor ship when like the only thing you have

550
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: in your house is mustard and maccraft mac and cheese.

551
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: Somehow convinced myself that those improve each other. That's funny too,

552
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 1: because like men, men, men think buying brown mustard makes

553
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 1: them fancy. So that's actually that checks out checks. Oh yeah,

554
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: that's how superficial we are. And I'm like name brand

555
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 1: Q tips. I mean, I'm a one person er now, baby, Yeah,

556
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: notoriously bad at buying good Q tips or having them

557
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: at all. I wonder if Whole Foods will bounce back,

558
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: because it is so I'm Jeff Bezos made like five

559
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:30,720
Speaker 1: trillion dollars, so I'm sure he can float them for

560
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: a couple the like the thing that Whole Foods I

561
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: feel like, is known for is a thing that people

562
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 1: like don't really have the luxury and that you have

563
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: to like keep going back for, which is like the

564
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: fresh produce and ship. Yeah. Yeah, that's like an expendable

565
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: thing or like a thing that expires really quickly. I

566
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: would venture. I would also think that most people don't

567
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: even think of Whole Foods as a place for food,

568
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: because most people just call a whole paycheck like that's

569
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: like if they did their own market research. So like

570
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 1: most people just think we're like we're a troll store

571
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: for people to throw their money away in, and you

572
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: actually don't this is a waste of money. But they

573
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 1: I think that's where they're trying to figure out what

574
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: to do. Uh, The other thing is that because of

575
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: all like the Amazon Prime delivery, like, the stores are

576
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: just way more crowded because you do have like wealthy

577
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: people who are like, yeah, please go and collect my groceries,

578
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: and then that causes like a jam within the stores.

579
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 1: So at the end of the day, you know a

580
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,239
Speaker 1: lot of people are just saying Trader Joe's, they were,

581
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: they were appreciating that aspect of it. But you know,

582
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: the pandemic grocery wars, I feel like they've only begun.

583
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: I'm a food for Lescal myself. Yeah, there's a I mean,

584
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:51,360
Speaker 1: they're everything superior warehouse. Uh, you know, there's just so

585
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: many options to get food closer to you because whole

586
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: foods are so they're usually far away from most people. Yeah. Yeah,

587
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: well that's how you know, like you win, a lace

588
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: is fully gentrified. We are within two miles of the

589
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: Whole Foods. Like we've done it. The property values of

590
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: skyrocketed in people used to live here and being pushed out. Yeah,

591
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: that's true. I remember how White Lady telling me she

592
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: was excited that of the change, the changes happening to

593
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: Highland Park. She's like, hopefully we get a whole food soon.

594
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, you fucking double bitch. Been to the local

595
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: store right there there ship is more fresh than the

596
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: exactly and there's so many options I don't know. Alright,

597
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: let's talk about the plan for the war on Christmas.

598
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: Jason Pargeon came on the show a couple of weeks

599
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: ago and brought up how Christmas was going to be

600
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: politicized this year, like more than ever, because you know,

601
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: it was going to be a question of whether you

602
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: could have your relatives around you. And obviously the people

603
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: who are like, we must protect Christmas with our bodies

604
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:55,200
Speaker 1: and our long rifles are the same people who don't

605
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: believe in COVID. Uh. So it's gonna be wild, but

606
00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: um so thinking ahead. Uh. The President's homie, Michael Caputo,

607
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: we've talked about him because he got three hundred million

608
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: dollars for an ad campaign intended to defeat despair. That's

609
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: a quote. With the help of mega celebrity powerhouses like

610
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: Doctor Oz and Dennis Quaid. Um oh, was that when

611
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: you were out? That was like, uh, they would just

612
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: have like, um, Dennis Quaid would be on a podcast

613
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: where he talks about like how you know COVID was

614
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: going to be over soon, and like it wasn't as

615
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: bad as it seemed. Yeah, it's this whole idea that

616
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 1: you just it's a despair thing, that's what it is,

617
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: connecting the fact that people get depressed from being locked

618
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: in their houses too, and therefore we should just be

619
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:56,360
Speaker 1: happy and go about our regular business like nothing's happening.

620
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,959
Speaker 1: Um yeah, regular business being your underpaid, you have health insurance,

621
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: there's there's poverty abounds, regular business at the meetings, right.

622
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: So anyways, Caputo wanted an additional two fifty million dollars

623
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:17,360
Speaker 1: for a campaign that would provide a COVID vaccine to

624
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,800
Speaker 1: professional Santa clauses ahead of the general public. Oh my god.

625
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: Then they would be able to go to work in

626
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 1: America's malls, God, and promote the vaccine to all the

627
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: kids who sat on their lap, Which seems doesn't that

628
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: sound like a Nathan for you bit Like that is

629
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm fully expecting Nathan for you to be Like Season four,

630
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Speaker 1: y'all weren't even ready. I got into the Department of

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Speaker 1: Health and Human Services disguise myself as someone named Michael Caputo. Uh,

632
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: it's just such like cocaine energy. And then we're gonna

633
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Speaker 1: get We're gonna get the mall Sanchez. And they're kind

634
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: of kids already, trust them, and the fucking parents do too. Man.

635
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,360
Speaker 1: If you're like, dude, this Santa has been pre vac needed,

636
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: like don't worry about it, you know what I mean? Like,

637
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: oh fuck, yeah, dude, yeah, because what kid wouldn't want

638
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: an experimental medication that's been rushed out to satisfy satisfy? Well,

639
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: what about experimental vaccine instead? Yeah. Also, it suggests that

640
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: the vaccine isn't available to families who don't celebrate Christmas,

641
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: so and very in keeping with the theme of the

642
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: Trumble administration. The reason we found out about this is

643
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: Caputo at a call with Rick Irwin, who is the

644
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: head of the Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santos none

645
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: of that fake beard shit and I'm sorry, I have

646
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 1: serious sentence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's people. So there's like

647
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 1: these old retired dudes who really take pride in being

648
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: uh like the real Santa clause and you know, they

649
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: have their own little union and this dude who is

650
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: the head of it, got a call from Caputo who

651
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 1: said to him, if you and your colleagues are not

652
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: essential workers. I don't know what is. And then and

653
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: then Caputo also said I cannot wait to tell the

654
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,280
Speaker 1: President he's gonna love this dude. His website is makes

655
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: me want to drink a bunch of acetone. Whoever Singing

656
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 1: Santa dot com And it's singing Santa and Diva clause

657
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,360
Speaker 1: Welcome to our home on the web. And it's a

658
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: straight up like angel Fire website with the animated background

659
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,800
Speaker 1: and ship and I think his wife is Diva Clause.

660
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: And they got all these like headshots and just weird ship.

661
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 1: They're like they got the Southern California singing bearded Santa

662
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,839
Speaker 1: game on on lock. I guess, yeah, there's a whole

663
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: thing called Santa Con where all these dudes so bred

664
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 1: COVID to each other. Right, so there's a quip pro

665
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: quo where Santa to get the vaccine first, and then

666
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: they Santa clause is politicized as a tool of the

667
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: Trump administration. Um, the only reason that this plan didn't

668
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: go through is, uh obviously, like there's no vaccine, so

669
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: they get the vaccine in time. Unfortunately, Uh so the

670
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 1: plan doesn't quite work. I'm just like picturing like all

671
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: the Santa is going to get this vaccine and then

672
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 1: all the Mrs Claus is being like, I'm an anti vaxer,

673
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 1: right happily, and and oh man, this is just well.

674
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: I mean, Santa as a political tool of the Trump

675
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: administration makes a lot of perfect sense, as like the

676
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: embodiment of like consumer capitalism during the holidays, which is

677
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 1: Santa being like protected. Like there's also like the metaphor

678
00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: of like nothing can bring down our holiday impulse to

679
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: buy ship either. I thought you could say nothing can

680
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: bring down the white man. That's everyone's favorite white man

681
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: in Santa Claus, right, best, right, So Tom Hanks at

682
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 1: Santa Tom Hanks, he played the they really could have

683
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: that would have been powerful if they hadn't fucked up

684
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: the computer animation for Polar Express, where Tom Hanks was

685
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: the guy who like welcomed you onto the Polar Express.

686
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he was also the model for Santa Claus. Anyways,

687
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: I just want to read this conversation that they had together. Um, Caputo,

688
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,359
Speaker 1: we're in partnership with many organizations and we're getting him

689
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: more every day. We got into a partnership with you

690
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: and your colleagues. We can do something where we employ

691
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 1: you know, you go to your colleagues who are in

692
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: different cities where we're having events and have them help.

693
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: When the vaccine is available, you get vaccinated first, and

694
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: like Irwin was like, Yo, people are gonna not like that,

695
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 1: we're getting the vaccine. Even the Santa committee was like Santa, no, Santa.

696
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,440
Speaker 1: But then Irwin at this part of the conversation was like,

697
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,799
Speaker 1: you set up a station in southern California and I'll

698
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: put fifty Sandas in full costumes in front of the cameras,

699
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: and you let me know what other cities you're operating

700
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: and I'll send Santa's there. But it goes all right, Okay,

701
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: I'm in, Santa if you're in, like he thought he

702
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: was really talking to Santa Claus. Also, I love it's

703
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: like a mob boss who was like, yeah, I can

704
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: get fifty teamsters there on that site, SAP with bats

705
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: in two and then just just an added piece of

706
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: insight into the world of career Santa's, Irwin said, Oh,

707
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm on in, I'm in like Elvin. Oh

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00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: my god. So that's what they do instead of like

709
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 1: in like Flynn or something, they say in like Elvin

710
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 1: because Elves right off. Also, your name is Irwin. You

711
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: could have just said I'm in like Irwin. I'm not

712
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 1: sure ever, right, yeah, I'm in like Elvin Elvin. Who

713
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: you know, Elvin elf He dresses up like Elvis. Trump

714
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: would would have been the like, it would have been

715
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 1: possible for him to politicize Santa Claus if he wasn't

716
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: just like such a monster with no empathy. He had

717
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 1: a call with a seven year old a couple of

718
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,440
Speaker 1: years ago where he was like, are you still a

719
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 1: believer in Santa? Because it's seven it's marginal, right The

720
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: kid was like, uh, like you couldn't hear the I

721
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Speaker 1: don't know that word, sir, I'm sucking seven. You gonna

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00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 1: do a margin call in Santa. Let's see what let's

723
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: see we're at on that? Um hell, what are these topics?

724
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 1: This is crazy? What was this world? World? This is

725
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: our world? Anyways. It's also worth noting our writer jam

726
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: pointed out that like these people who play Santa and

727
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,359
Speaker 1: to like grow real beards are you know, typically over

728
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: the age of ext five and obese, so like the

729
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:10,720
Speaker 1: too big, too highest risk of things you can possibly be. Um,

730
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing I'm just picturing the TV movie where

731
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: they have one Santa Claus who doesn't take the vaccine

732
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: and then he becomes a super spreader and it's outbreak

733
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 1: kissing all the kids. Or is like the Aaron Brockovich

734
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: of Santa's He's like, don't do it, guys. I'm telling you,

735
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 1: they don't have they don't have the holiday, they don't

736
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: have the holiday at heart. They're doing it for themselves.

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00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: And this is what, not what us as Santa should

738
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: be doing. We're here to spread the love of consumer

739
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: capitalism in Christ. Oh man, they're a target. Like toy

740
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: brochure came in the mail and it's my four year

741
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: olds like favorite book. Now he's got he's got that

742
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: ship memorized. He's like, okay, so there's this one on

743
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 1: this page and it's that big one right with the staples. Yeah,

744
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: it's got staples. It's like it's dangerous, your ten pages.

745
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: It's we're fun to remember that the ship, Oh my god.

746
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,120
Speaker 1: That Or I do that with East Bay like sport

747
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: Athletics ship, like I will circle all the sneakers. I

748
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: would tally it up and I'm like, all right, I

749
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: need nine seventy two dollars and sixty eight cents to

750
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,359
Speaker 1: get all this ship I want to hear. And then

751
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 1: that's what motivated me to get a job, was doing that. Actually,

752
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: there you go. So maybe your teniear I will get

753
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: a job. That's right. Just keep telling him that's what

754
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: Because my mom I would be like I want this

755
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, so you got a job too,

756
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, and she's like, so then you

757
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: need one, And I was like, right, okay, get job

758
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: and then I can waste my money and no one

759
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: can tell me what to do with it. Cut to

760
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: me with no money in my saving. I mean, I've

761
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 1: been trying to figure out how to get this four

762
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 1: year old out of the house off my couch. You

763
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: know you hate talking to him. It's enough exactly, just

764
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: sitting there, that kid just feeling got a nightmare. Elf.

765
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: I don't know how the fund can I answer that question?

766
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: What an ELF is? They don't idiot? What do do

767
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: you think your kids are? Stupid? Jack? I think like

768
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: you just go God, it's so dumb. I know you

769
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,080
Speaker 1: have that thought. Yeah, did you see that viral video

770
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: or that woman is basically being like if I acted

771
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: like my children throughout the day and be so sloppy,

772
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: like washing the hands, like pumping nine times on the

773
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: soap and then just rinsing the soap right off, not

774
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: even washing it, then wiping hand. It's so it's just

775
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 1: like great physical humor because it's like but you know,

776
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,240
Speaker 1: it's born out of an adult being like you fucking idiot,

777
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And it's just like it gets

778
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: to the point you're like, I'm gonna make a video

779
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: out of this now, and it's like about a comedian.

780
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: I just I've been locked up too long with my

781
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 1: kids and I'm gonna make fun of them on the

782
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: hand washing thing is yeah, it's and it's actually like

783
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: the the logic of soap is that like you put

784
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 1: it on your hands, kills the germs, your hands are cleaner,

785
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: And no, that's not how it works. Do they wash

786
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: their hands? Do they actually wash their hands? Oh? Yeah,

787
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:12,319
Speaker 1: we're we're big hand washer. My favorite thing used to

788
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: be with my when my niece and nephews were hell

789
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: a little, especially the boys, because the girls you can

790
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 1: kind of trust to wash their hands. But the boys

791
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: had come out of the bathroom and I did you

792
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 1: wash your hands? And they'd be like yeah, and I'd

793
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: be like, let me smell them, and they're like yeah,

794
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: they have to go back in. Yeah, you cannot trust them. Yeah,

795
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 1: I mean speaking of like how dumb are what a

796
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: bunch of little ship bags four year old boys that

797
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 1: year come out a four year old like putting the

798
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: soap because we have like soap that smells really good,

799
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: like smells delicious. Kind of it was up to up

800
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: to he was putting it up to his yo, but

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00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:05,400
Speaker 1: we got it's it's best by works works. Most of

802
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: them are like there's marshmallow a lot. It's like that

803
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: sugar is the one that my kid. Now, I'm like,

804
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 1: why am I slandering this young man cut to me

805
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,840
Speaker 1: like I would be like, yo, let me get some

806
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: of your lotion girl, And I will say it is

807
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: kind of abusive that you guys have such a delicious,

808
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 1: delicious Yeah, it's not fair. Yeah um and said like

809
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: good smelling candles. They want to eat those. No, you

810
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,319
Speaker 1: gotta learn. It's like it's like me when I thought

811
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: dog treats. I would smell and be like, yo, is

812
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: this is this kind of lit as a food? This

813
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: episode has really taken a turn. Yes, you know, we're

814
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,959
Speaker 1: going deep into our own minds during All right, let's

815
00:45:50,960 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, please, and

816
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 1: we're back real quick. I wanna check with you guys

817
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: if you're noticing something that I've been noticing, which is

818
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: that like some mainstream media papers are are trying to

819
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: like make I don't know, like the front page of

820
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: the Sunday New York Times this weekend was it seemed

821
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 1: like it could have been designed by the Trump administration.

822
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: There was a headline that was like Trump brought manufacturing back,

823
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: is like his economy is doing amazing. And then the

824
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: other headline is about how Biden's like ties with the

825
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: police are fraid Like it's like the two talking points

826
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: of the Trump reelection campaign were like the two headlines

827
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 1: at the top of the New York Times. You know,

828
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: you're also seeing like rappers come out and uh endorsed Trump.

829
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm so like, part of me is wondering if they're

830
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: just like, I don't think they paid for the New

831
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: York Times headlines. I think that's a function of you

832
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: know the fact that the media gets tired of printing

833
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: the same story over and over again, and you know

834
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: the fact that Biden has been up by eight points

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00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: pretty consistently. Uh, the whole past like five months is

836
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: getting boring for them, so they have to like come

837
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: up with a new angle. Um, but the do you

838
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: think like Lil Pump got paid to endorse Trump because

839
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: his talking points are basically like very on, like in

840
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: line with what fifty set said where where he's like

841
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: and he even called Joe Biden sleepy Joe, which is

842
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 1: it's like, I mean it like that Chris Pratt thing

843
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: where he like texted all his homies please say something

844
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:53,800
Speaker 1: like this about me. I don't get canceled on Twitter. Yeah, same,

845
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: I mean, well, Low Pump, you know his friends with Kanye,

846
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 1: So there's definitely a there's connective tissue there that the

847
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: Trunk campaign could get to him through. Kanye also famously

848
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: is not talented and probably needs every money to a

849
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: penny he can get. That's true. Same with Joaquin Walk

850
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: a flock of flame over here. Um, I don't know

851
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: what the funk this man is going on about. Wait

852
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: what I didn't know. I didn't know that one. Yeah, yeah,

853
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: flame is Also he's also being like, oh man, I

854
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: think he's better than Obama, Like what I did not

855
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:33,240
Speaker 1: see that, Joaquin, Yes, that's he said. He tweeted something.

856
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: What was it, the big homie Barack Obama violated Trump

857
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: at a rally event. Oh no, this is what academics

858
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: DJ academics I think posted a clip of it. Someone

859
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: else put a comment who said, people who really think

860
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 1: Trump is better than Obama clowns. And then Flocka comes

861
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: in saying, guess I'm a clown. Yeah, yeah, it's really,

862
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: it's really. I mean, like like the fifth cent one,

863
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,479
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I mean he's rich. He doesn't

864
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 1: really give about anybody but himself. We kind of always

865
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 1: knew that. I believe with fifty Also, though, is he

866
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: needs to pretend he's he makes four hundred thousand dollars

867
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 1: a year to keep that myth alive. Like I would

868
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 1: be like, because I don't believe he's making now. I

869
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: don't think he's in that tax bracket anymore. I mean,

870
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,479
Speaker 1: you know, above board, he had all that bankruptcy ship,

871
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: he was hiding money, he was sliding money around to

872
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: avoid paying things. So like if he's not an up

873
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: and up taxpayers, what I mean to say, It's like,

874
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 1: I'm like you are, You're not paying taxes anyway, So

875
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is about. Decided to be like,

876
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: oh four d yeah, because that's me. People who make

877
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars a year. That is met Curtis

878
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,680
Speaker 1: Jackson fifty a k for are you break it down?

879
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a but yeah, I'm curious. Maybe we

880
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: will find out that little pump got the uh got

881
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 1: the bag absolutely, I mean whatever, he didn't really have

882
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 1: a career, but good for him. Um. I was listening

883
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: to an episode of Radio Lab over the weekend, which

884
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,520
Speaker 1: is a podcast that's not as good as this one,

885
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: and they did a a story where these like different

886
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,880
Speaker 1: people with a bunch of different experience in Washington gamed

887
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: out like what will happen on election night assuming that

888
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: Trump does the thing that we all know he's going

889
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 1: to do and like tries to invalidate votes and ship

890
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: and it's bad, Like it's Trump discredits the mail and

891
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: votes quickly, and you know, then Republicans get behind him

892
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:28,239
Speaker 1: and we're already seeing he has the police behind him.

893
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: You're seeing have you seen those videos of like the NYPD,

894
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 1: like true Flatbush being like Trump. Um, yeah, I don't know.

895
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: I could see I think if if it's not the

896
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: thirty five percent chance that is giving of Biden winning

897
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: in a landslide, I think we're going to see some

898
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 1: unprecedented ship. Yeah, I think that's what. That's why a

899
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: lot of the unions have been already talking about how

900
00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: they have to do some kind of general strike if

901
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: if that's Trump is taking it, like to go that

902
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 1: route and trying to organize labor as much as possible

903
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: to have some kind of response. But I think that's

904
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: why this is like the most fucking fraught next couple

905
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: of days, because we're all just like we're watching the

906
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: car crash into motion and we're like, oh, ship isn't

907
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 1: They're about to crash in about six days, But we

908
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: just don't know what the fund is gonna happen, If

909
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: it's going to be like some holy ship stuff or

910
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: something that I don't know. But the Democrats have no

911
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: like we all know what's gonna happen. They I think

912
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: all know what's going to happen, Like supposedly they've been

913
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 1: lawyering the funk out of like all the different swing states,

914
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 1: so like if they're caught by surprise by any of

915
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: this ship, Like I don't know what to tell you.

916
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised either, though, because I feel like

917
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 1: the whole platform is built around people so insulated from

918
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: any existential threat that they don't they don't have the

919
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: imagination to look at how bad it can get, because

920
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: they clearly don't have that same concern for like working

921
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 1: people or marginalized people, GBTQ people like you know, it's

922
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, just keeping this narrow thing like, oh,

923
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: that could happen, but come on now, we're we have

924
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: money and we're white, like this is this is how

925
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: ship works. But I but you know, there is a

926
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,359
Speaker 1: they're definitely lawyers who are getting engaged. But I'm that's

927
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,520
Speaker 1: why I'm like, just let's just get to this part already.

928
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: I know, I'm I'm ready for it. I don't know

929
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: what the next ship. Yeah, my parents, my parents fled US,

930
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 1: you know, civil war, bullshit US country. I mean the

931
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: country is great, but you know, right, this is these

932
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 1: are my roots, bitch. Let's see what goes that goes down.

933
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,720
Speaker 1: Let's be ready for this ship. It's not it's history

934
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:42,320
Speaker 1: history repeating itself really not maybe maybe not in this country,

935
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: but what we've done to other countries, you know, where

936
00:52:44,520 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 1: American people are finally experiencing. And I think it's I mean,

937
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 1: I hate to say, I think it's good. But we've

938
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: we've sucked over so many other countries that it was

939
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: inevitable to the land here. This bullshit was inevitable, so

940
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: including Salvador, you know what I mean. So yeah, so

941
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's let's sun and let's get this right

942
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: over with m Yeah. It is weird. Yeah, I think

943
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 1: it for one thing, if you know, if it is

944
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: a landslide, because you know, you see all these numbers

945
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 1: about how like there are in certain states, like more

946
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: early votes have just been cast than ever before, and

947
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: in some cases, like for all the votes Trump got

948
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,600
Speaker 1: in ten have already been cast in the ballots in

949
00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: certain states, like it, maybe there is maybe that little

950
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:28,240
Speaker 1: shock to the system has hit a bunch of voters

951
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,840
Speaker 1: if it plays out in the landslide way where they

952
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 1: they got a taste of some authoritarian bullshit and it's

953
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,439
Speaker 1: a blood or some people are like, hey, we could

954
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: lock this thing up for white supremacy. Yeah, yeah, I

955
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:44,000
Speaker 1: feel like that. The motivation is kind of you never know,

956
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: the anti Trump motivation is strong, but like Man, those

957
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: rallies are terrifying. But there is a lot of people posting,

958
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 1: posting on social media that their Republican family members are

959
00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: voting Biden. I mean that, which is why they are

960
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: Democratic Party picked him, you know, because that was the

961
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: safety net that we needed. Unfortunately. I hate to say that,

962
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: but that's what what's that's what that extra push was from. Right.

963
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: It's like, we gotta we gotta sinch these undecided Trump voters,

964
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: you know, because an undecided Trump voter is either really

965
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,359
Speaker 1: into Trump or not. I mean, that's all. That's all

966
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 1: it is. It's like how much do they care about

967
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 1: their own money and how much do they care about

968
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on around them? Right? Understood?

969
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 1: Did I say are either coward racists or horrifyingly disengaged

970
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: from reality? Exact exactly? But I think it's more on

971
00:54:36,719 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 1: the on the disengaged side than the horribly racist, because

972
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 1: horribly racist people are they're pro Trump, that's it, They're

973
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:43,920
Speaker 1: picking him. I don't think we have a lot of

974
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: undecided horribly racist people. Yeah, some people are like not

975
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 1: racist enough. I mean they're just like I do like

976
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:54,680
Speaker 1: my housekeeper. I do like my housekeeper I'll go for

977
00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: Biden this time, right right, all right, let's talk a

978
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: We saw Boat over the weekend. I really liked it.

979
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,479
Speaker 1: Spoilers should be worn people I haven't watched. Yeah, yeah

980
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:11,880
Speaker 1: we should. We should spoiler again if you want boiler.

981
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: If you don't want those boys, both boys, skip ahead

982
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: fourteen minutes boiler, Boilers, boilers. If you don't want any

983
00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: boils on your neck, popping up and skip ahead. But

984
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 1: I liked this way better than the first one. I

985
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,919
Speaker 1: don't even remember the first one, so long ago, so

986
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 1: long ago. I was like, I tweeted like, why didn't

987
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: anybody warn me about the dicks that are in bore

988
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 1: at two? And everybody was like, you don't remember the

989
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: first one? I was like, no, I don't. Yeah, I

990
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: don't know. This had some I think I went in

991
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,879
Speaker 1: to this with lower expectations. The first one was like

992
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: peak Ali g Show on HBO, and I was just like,

993
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: you know, expecting it to be as funny as that,

994
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: and I don't think it was. But this, yeah, is

995
00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 1: it the time? Is it the context that makes a

996
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: little less like, you know, because it's easy to be like,

997
00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:07,439
Speaker 1: damn man, some American people are fucking ignorant. Huh, thanks bot,

998
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:13,800
Speaker 1: and they're like everywhere and they they are this fucking

999
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,319
Speaker 1: racist or just willing to do anything. The one thing,

1000
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: the biggest observation I realized in watching this is that, uh,

1001
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: certain American people, they will abide anything if they're about

1002
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: to make money, you know what I mean every moment. Yeah,

1003
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 1: if you're if you're about to if you're about to

1004
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,840
Speaker 1: secure a fucking bag, They're like, yeah, yeah, what do

1005
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: you want me to say? Jews will not replace us

1006
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: on the cake. And I'll do this ship with a smile.

1007
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 1: They're like, you want to put your daughter in a cage?

1008
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: I will do this ship with a smile. And I

1009
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 1: get there is maybe some discomfort, but I noticed like,

1010
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:50,919
Speaker 1: and this is probably by design too, but the only

1011
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,240
Speaker 1: person who wasn't with the bullshit was the black woman.

1012
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:57,760
Speaker 1: Of course there was no accident there. Yeah. When I'm like, damn,

1013
00:56:57,840 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: like this is really whether that is just because that's

1014
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: how it shook out or how it naturally happened, I'm like,

1015
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,640
Speaker 1: this is you see time after time a business owner

1016
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: being like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem, no problem.

1017
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: I don't care how awful this ship is, but it's

1018
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 1: not they don't see it as awful. They're like, oh,

1019
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:17,200
Speaker 1: he's doing entertainment. We're doing entertainment. This is entertainment. Saying

1020
00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: that Jews will not replace us is so funny, right,

1021
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: I don't know he's telling me it's funny. I don't

1022
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: really watch comedy. I mean that's what that attitude is. Yeah,

1023
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: uh yeah, that was. But over and over they were.

1024
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 1: I was surprised at how many scenes, like I cringed

1025
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 1: nearly out of my skin, But that was because I

1026
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 1: was watching it with my mom. Wait, what was the

1027
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 1: worst one to watch with your mom? I don't even remember.

1028
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 1: I mean we definitely looked at each other, like at

1029
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: the Debbie tom Ball like, oh my god, that was. Yeah,

1030
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: I watched it with um my wife. Wow, great restraint

1031
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,920
Speaker 1: right there. I know it's hard. I pulled back from it,

1032
00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 1: but Wutmball and the plastic surgeon, we're both times a warrior.

1033
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:12,280
Speaker 1: She like made me google too, like make sure that

1034
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 1: this wasn't She was like, I can't believe that this

1035
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 1: is real, Like there's no way funny. You know. What

1036
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 1: The other thing was was the pastor. I think he's

1037
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,760
Speaker 1: going to hell. First of all, that ship was like

1038
00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:29,439
Speaker 1: a life clinic. Yes, but he was a pastor at

1039
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: the at the y. Yeah. I think that was where

1040
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 1: me and my mom were like, this is weird crime,

1041
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 1: and he's being like, well, we're here now, let's talk

1042
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:45,479
Speaker 1: about let's forget about just in the rape. Let's forget

1043
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 1: about the rape. Let's talk about how we want this

1044
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: rape baby to live. It was that me and my

1045
00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 1: mom were just like that was yeah. And then the period,

1046
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, because we're like there was some like

1047
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:03,200
Speaker 1: a political like the the haircut where he showed the

1048
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: guy the hair every time he cut it. Did you

1049
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: see he was putting in his pocket? It was like

1050
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 1: you were like it was just slightly off camera that

1051
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: you were just like, I mean the first couple I

1052
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 1: thought he threw away, and then it was like, no,

1053
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: you're you have a little pocket for that. It was

1054
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: almost like, guys, it's almost like what I was gonna say, like,

1055
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: was it was he consenting to the length he was

1056
00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: cutting or who's almost asking is it okay if I

1057
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: keep this? Like you know what I mean? It was

1058
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 1: so wild about it. It was it was so goofy.

1059
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: It was like genuinely funny and just it was just

1060
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: funny period. It's just like period, purely funny. It was

1061
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:41,919
Speaker 1: so good and the man was so trusting. Yeah, It's

1062
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: like and he like rubbing on his dick a little bit.

1063
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, oh my god, this is

1064
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 1: this is so weird, so weird. So I want to

1065
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: ask you guys, how much do you think, because you know,

1066
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: obviously shot during Corona, early part of Corona, how much

1067
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 1: of it was written to that and how much of

1068
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: it was just because it's like the end has to

1069
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: do with coronavirus. So did they just were like, let's

1070
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: just fucking go explore this semi written script. Probably yeah, yeah,

1071
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: I think they must have had a different ending, re

1072
01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:20,880
Speaker 1: wrote the whole thing. Um. But the fact, like I

1073
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 1: I didn't think the Pence thing was like the Sepack

1074
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,680
Speaker 1: thing was. I don't know, like him dressing up as

1075
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: Trump as like a fat version of Trump just felt

1076
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: like kind of dumb, and I don't know, like making

1077
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: fun of Trump's appearance at this point just feels uh

1078
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:43,520
Speaker 1: stupid to me and like insufficient unless I'm doing it. Uh.

1079
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: But but like the fact that they caught pencing like

1080
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: there are only a couple of cases in the US,

1081
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: like that they caught that moment was so wild, like beautiful,

1082
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 1: and his just posture in general presence is just like

1083
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:04,000
Speaker 1: a fucking empty suit who just like looks like a politician,

1084
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: was just like so palpable. I mean, he couldn't even

1085
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: have an opinion on what he was seeing because he

1086
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: didn't know what he was seeing. And he still couldn't

1087
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,480
Speaker 1: like put his foot down, like come on, guys, this

1088
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: is you see what we have to deal with. Like

1089
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: he couldn't even say that, he couldn't even just be like,

1090
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: look at these people. This is what we deal with.

1091
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: This is this is what we are working against. Like

1092
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: he couldn't even bet that's true. We've talked before about

1093
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: the time when he was at that Trump Nancy Pelosi

1094
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer meeting where he just like closed his eyes

1095
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: to try and teleport out. In this instance, he seemed

1096
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 1: like he just like short circuited like a robot and

1097
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: like froze as like the board thing was happening. He

1098
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: didn't like really he wasn't able to like emote or

1099
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: say anything, couldn't muster up a reaction at all, which

1100
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,640
Speaker 1: I found a little, i mean greatly off putting, because

1101
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,880
Speaker 1: it's like there's obviously something happening that. I mean, it

1102
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: could be. I guess. For me, it's like, dude, what

1103
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: if that was like a terrorist that broke into the event,

1104
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 1: Like you don't know how to just react to that

1105
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: as a human being, like, oh, ship, what's going on?

1106
01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:06,400
Speaker 1: Are we cool? Is everything safe? Not? Because he had

1107
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: uh homegirl over his shoulder and because a woman's posterior

1108
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 1: was in view, he could not he had to determine

1109
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: whether mother will whoop his ass gazing upon the yeeks

1110
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 1: of this woman. He was concentrating on getting rid of

1111
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: his boner, like my shot color going to go off.

1112
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:31,360
Speaker 1: That's funny, how funny The daughter was so good and

1113
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 1: for being like totally unknown like that that the fact

1114
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: that she just like is not somebody who's been in

1115
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: anything before, and then the fact that like they're able

1116
01:02:43,160 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: to get away, like get out of these things and

1117
01:02:45,240 --> 01:02:49,760
Speaker 1: get people to sign off on them are like magic tricks.

1118
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 1: I don't I still don't know. I mean, I guess

1119
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 1: I there's you know, how many actors that are unknown,

1120
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,400
Speaker 1: So many improv actors are failing in their careers, but

1121
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:01,560
Speaker 1: then they're pretty funny. Yeah, there's a lot of those

1122
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: people the sepack thing was also a good like google

1123
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: it to be like that couldn't have happened, right, And

1124
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: then like you find the thing where it's like guy

1125
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: dressed as Trump carries a woman Mike Penn speech right,

1126
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh man. The the debutante ball thing had me so

1127
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 1: fucked up because that for that one moment where uh

1128
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 1: he asked the other father, He's like, hey, how much

1129
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,560
Speaker 1: do you think? Oh my god, God, the dude straight

1130
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 1: up said five hundred dollars shout to his daughter. God

1131
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 1: bless that girl. That's fucking disgusting, disgusting, Like it was

1132
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,960
Speaker 1: purely like I was like, thank god, that was the

1133
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: one straight, the straight character in the entire movie who

1134
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:47,280
Speaker 1: was like what the that along with the black woman

1135
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: who was like, first of all, yes, I've touched my

1136
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,000
Speaker 1: vagina and I am still here, honey, don't your father

1137
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: liar um. That scene really got me too, because I went,

1138
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,400
Speaker 1: I remember I've went to a debutante ball once. This

1139
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 1: girl I was in high school went on is this

1140
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: I'd never been before? But history with it? Okay, go ahead,

1141
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: yeah you know, but I came in there high as fuck,

1142
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:14,240
Speaker 1: and they couldn't tail because you've got those highs. Yeah exactly,

1143
01:04:14,320 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: and they're all they're all racist and exactly and they're like, wow,

1144
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: that's I like that she's doing international dating. So I

1145
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: remember just how awkward those how stiff those things are,

1146
01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: And especially for me, that's like the most like sort

1147
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:31,600
Speaker 1: of well to do white person's space, Like I had

1148
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: been to to that point and just like what what

1149
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 1: is the purpose of this? Like how much are you

1150
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 1: spending to do this? And what is it for? Like

1151
01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: what do you get at the end, Like it's the

1152
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: National Charity League or some ship. I'm like, what the

1153
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 1: fund is this? Yeah, it honestly feels like you're like

1154
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: watching some sort of like other culture. It's just like

1155
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:55,640
Speaker 1: so yeah, it feels like a sociological like thing where

1156
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: it's like you could have a natural geographic like narrow

1157
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 1: over the top of it and it would be so

1158
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 1: like the insecure father parades around his daughter and he

1159
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,640
Speaker 1: wishes he could fun and he can't, so he has

1160
01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: to get her ready for the next man to fuck

1161
01:05:11,680 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: for the next person. But then we'll have very stringent

1162
01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:17,880
Speaker 1: guidelines as to who that mail will be really awful.

1163
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:22,360
Speaker 1: It's a very feminist movie though, Yeah, yeah, I mean

1164
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:26,160
Speaker 1: that's that's part of including that is like this the

1165
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,880
Speaker 1: feminist concepts and how men have to learn to change

1166
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: for their their daughters, and some of them don't and

1167
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 1: some of them do. You know yeah, yeah, because he

1168
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: was bunkering down with who are like suddenly and they're like, no, man,

1169
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 1: hold on, now, women are They're equal? Yeah, Democrats aren't

1170
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 1: are evil and they're not real, they don't deserve rats.

1171
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: But women are equal. But also Hillary Clinton does drink

1172
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 1: adrenal chrome out of scared children. That's the other funny.

1173
01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: That's the other funny thing about a lot of these

1174
01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:59,760
Speaker 1: people is that they're so ignorant, but they're they're like

1175
01:06:00,040 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: lowly progressing, like they're slowly changing their minds on certain

1176
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: very specifically. And then when that dude was like, that's

1177
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:09,640
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory, dude, you can't read this book. It's

1178
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory. My my fucking jaw dropped, Like how

1179
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,960
Speaker 1: does he recognize that this book is terrible? But because

1180
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:19,440
Speaker 1: it's like shifting on women, but they everything else that

1181
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 1: they believed, it's fine. Those guardrails aren't up. Like when

1182
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: an attack is made on like any woman in general,

1183
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 1: it's like it doesn't kick in, like, we'll hold on,

1184
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: hold on now. It's only when someone very nearly is like,

1185
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 1: men better than women. Women have little brain. That's what

1186
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, we'll hold on. We're past that, right.

1187
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:42,560
Speaker 1: These bitches as individual you gotta get on this new ship,

1188
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 1: bowl rat, which is these bitches are demons. That's what

1189
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 1: we're on right now. Not women. You had to get

1190
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 1: to no one before you decide to take away their rights.

1191
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: That's what he was trying to say. That's what feminism

1192
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: is to them. What y'all think of the Giuliani interview

1193
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:03,320
Speaker 1: so old, so wild, You knew it was common too,

1194
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:07,080
Speaker 1: the way he was like, and you knew she was.

1195
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: She was definitely like to what what comes back from him?

1196
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 1: And he answered in kind very like, oh you want

1197
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 1: to raise this, okay, I'm ready. Okay, let me grab

1198
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,160
Speaker 1: both of your hands now and give you that his

1199
01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,040
Speaker 1: smile that he does, and he's like, no, it's gonna

1200
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: be okay. That window liquor video like it looks like

1201
01:07:29,280 --> 01:07:31,920
Speaker 1: if somebody was like, do you have dentures? And he

1202
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:36,320
Speaker 1: was like confirming yes, like just like showing him all

1203
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 1: the way to the top. The thing that like became

1204
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:42,080
Speaker 1: like Megan Kelly over the weekend was like this is

1205
01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 1: a hit job. Like he was tucking in his shirt.

1206
01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 1: He was laying on the bed like under a person

1207
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,000
Speaker 1: who was supposed to be a journalist who he had

1208
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: just met, and was tucking in his shirt over and

1209
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:58,840
Speaker 1: over again. Like he might have been tucking in his shirt,

1210
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: but there was second motive to that tugging in the

1211
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,560
Speaker 1: shirt I believe, um. I mean, unless he was wrapping

1212
01:08:05,680 --> 01:08:09,040
Speaker 1: the bottom of his shirt around his dick. I don't

1213
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 1: think he was. You know, you know, well, hold on now,

1214
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,920
Speaker 1: you're you're having an interview now with a journalist. Your

1215
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: shirt tails around your penis. It's the I don't know.

1216
01:08:20,439 --> 01:08:22,080
Speaker 1: I think he was either doing that he was doing

1217
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 1: the waistband tuck because he didn't want to have the

1218
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:29,840
Speaker 1: wild boner. Uh. I mean, look, he had like one

1219
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:32,639
Speaker 1: of those pump things. You can theorize all you want,

1220
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 1: but the fact that he was laying down all that up,

1221
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you can't say anything

1222
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:41,280
Speaker 1: other than like this one was laying on his back

1223
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:43,120
Speaker 1: with the girl he just met and they both are

1224
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 1: supposedly drinking. It's all bad, all very bad vibes, very

1225
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,040
Speaker 1: good I thought the movie was good. It was good.

1226
01:08:54,240 --> 01:08:58,080
Speaker 1: It was great, Um awesome. All right, we'll get to

1227
01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 1: a shitty merchandise wore another day, Marcella. That's been wonderful

1228
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,960
Speaker 1: as always having you. Where can people find you and

1229
01:09:06,000 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: follow you? And you can find me? Marcella. Com me.

1230
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm also going to be on Sarah Cooper's Netflix special

1231
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:16,479
Speaker 1: Everything's Fine. Um, that's airs today, so stream that ship.

1232
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I had a cute little role, cute little

1233
01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: couple of scenes. Um, so check me out sharing a

1234
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,480
Speaker 1: scene with Helen Maren and Sarah Cooper and Eddie Peppertown.

1235
01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 1: It's really awesome. I was speaking of which we should not.

1236
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: We should not skip out of the fact that Billy

1237
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,360
Speaker 1: Wayne Davis is in Borat too a couple of seconds.

1238
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: But that's dope that you're and Sarah Cooper is special?

1239
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,759
Speaker 1: Is it? Well? I guess we can, yeah, stream it. Idiot.

1240
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:49,200
Speaker 1: Is there a tweet or some other work of social

1241
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:53,479
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying? I, uh, what's his name, Tom Thacker?

1242
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 1: I think that's how you pronounced his last name? He

1243
01:09:55,560 --> 01:09:58,679
Speaker 1: tweeted up Tom A. Thacker? Is his handled? Pretty piste off?

1244
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:01,680
Speaker 1: Because last night I want to see eventriloquist and he

1245
01:10:01,760 --> 01:10:03,720
Speaker 1: was writing a mask the whole show. He just kept saying,

1246
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:08,799
Speaker 1: trust me, I'm doing it. And you know what. Sharine,

1247
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,520
Speaker 1: Sharine Units, who has a great podcast with our Anahostina.

1248
01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 1: She she had a really funny tweet. I couldn't find it,

1249
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 1: but it's like it was like a couple of weeks

1250
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:20,400
Speaker 1: ago where she's like, when one poor closes, another poor open.

1251
01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:25,240
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it all like every day funny.

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Speaker 1: That is really good so far, chiro Hero. I think

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Speaker 1: it's her Twitter handle, chiro Hero. Um miles, where can

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Speaker 1: people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying? Uh? You

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Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter and Instagram at miles of Gray. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't really been just I don't know. I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been on social media, so you haven't why

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Speaker 1: because I'm throttling off that ship gets me too ancients

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Speaker 1: And it's not It's like, and I say this all

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Speaker 1: the time, I put way too much energy, like like

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Speaker 1: emotional energy interacting with social media. Then I need to

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Speaker 1: when I could just be like giving myself positivity and

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Speaker 1: you know, keeping keeping my ship together so I can

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Speaker 1: bring people the fucking show every day. There you go,

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Speaker 1: there you go. I get plenty of news the normal

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Speaker 1: way that I don't need to then like amplify it

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Speaker 1: with like doom scrolling and ship like that, because I

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Speaker 1: just got hooked on the doom scroll like it was

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Speaker 1: too much. So yeah, So I don't really have much

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Speaker 1: going on in the way of anything there. But I

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Speaker 1: will say this because I just saw this, and this

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Speaker 1: is funny. This is from past guests yea at yea

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Speaker 1: for zig. He tweeted, thirty four is googling will this

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Speaker 1: cause acid reflux before eating a piece of food. H

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Speaker 1: It's a fine line when you when you go from

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Speaker 1: like just mentally being like damn, everybody's older than me,

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Speaker 1: Like what's like, look all these old people, to sudden

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Speaker 1: like the fund is what all these kids come from?

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Speaker 1: Wrong with these kids? Like and it happens in a

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Speaker 1: day where suddenly you're like everyone's older. Then suddenly you're like, no,

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Speaker 1: everybody's young. Now I don't know what then these kids

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Speaker 1: are on. That's also why I don't understand like especially

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Speaker 1: men who date younger women, And I'm like, how do

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Speaker 1: you do it? Like don't you get annoyed? Like isn't

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Speaker 1: that annoying just for that sake? They're like, no, but

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Speaker 1: if I'm with someone younger, I can actively avoid my

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Speaker 1: own mortality and regress and funk at the same time,

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Speaker 1: Funny will be tired. Jack, where can we find you?

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Speaker 1: What's tweeting of you? To ask? I'm at Jack Underscore

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Speaker 1: O'Brien On Twitter, a couple of tweets have been enjoying

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Speaker 1: since you asked Grimliny nuss bou Emily Nussbaum tweeted the

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Speaker 1: headline infection of Pensades raises new questions about Trump virus response,

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Speaker 1: and she said, I had no idea that was the

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Speaker 1: plural for a group of pens a its infection of

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Speaker 1: pens um. And then Josh Gondelman tweeted, you have to

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Speaker 1: hand it to Jerry Kushner because that's the only way

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Speaker 1: he's ever achieved or accomplished anything. And so I saw

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Speaker 1: that one too. I almost included, and I had a feeling.

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Speaker 1: I had a feeling. Uh. You can find us on

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Speaker 1: Twitter at daily zeke Guys. Were at the Daily Zey

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Speaker 1: Guys on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on

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Speaker 1: a website, Daily zy guys dot Com, where we post

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Speaker 1: our episodes and our footnote. We link off to the

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Speaker 1: information that we talked about in today's episode, as well

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Speaker 1: as the song we ride out on miles. What are

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Speaker 1: we riding out on today? Let's do a track. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is just a remix of a low wane track

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Speaker 1: a lot I Feel Like Dying but the bee was

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Speaker 1: flipped by Flying Lotus and you know sometimes we feel

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Speaker 1: like guy but you know in a good way that

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Speaker 1: we're just trying to shed our old forms. But this

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Speaker 1: beat is so good. It's not on it's not on Spotify.

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Speaker 1: You can link at t shi it on YouTube or SoundCloud,

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Speaker 1: but it's the Flying Lotus remix of I Feel Like

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Speaker 1: Dying And if you just want to like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's I get hyped up. The sins on you are

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Speaker 1: so fucking heavy and uh, just just love the rhythms.

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Speaker 1: So check this one out. Check well. The daily zey

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Speaker 1: guys are production of My Heart Radio. For more, podcast

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Speaker 1: from My Heart Radio is at the heart Radio app,

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Speaker 1: Apple podcast or wherever you listen your favorite shows. That's

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Speaker 1: gonna do it for this morning. We'll be back this

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Speaker 1: afternoon to tell you what's trending. We'll talk to you

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Speaker 1: all that uh I will cloud that I can