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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran the Elvis Durant phone tap.

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Speaker 2: The letter says, Dear Elvis, my mom Susan thinks I'm

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Speaker 2: a trouble free kid. In her eyes, I do know wrong.

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Speaker 2: Brian goes on to say, Hey, let's phone tap mom.

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Speaker 2: Let her know, and I got into a little trouble

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Speaker 2: with the mall. All right, Brian, here's the setup. Garrett

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Speaker 2: starts the call to Brian's mom Susan, who thinks Brian

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Speaker 2: is our little angel. Garrett plays the part of the

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Speaker 2: mall cop in today's phone town.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, is this missus Diaz. Yes, calling Hi, Missus Dz.

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Speaker 3: This is Marcus Blart over at the mall. I am

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Speaker 3: the mall cop here, and we kind of had a

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Speaker 3: situation that kind of involves your son.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you're who I am?

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Speaker 3: Marcus Blart. I work with the mall police here at

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Speaker 3: Levis Mall. I was on duty about ten minutes ago,

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Speaker 3: and I caught your son frolicking in the well here

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Speaker 3: in the middle of the mall. He was fully dressed

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Speaker 3: in his gene and his sneakers and he's in the water,

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Speaker 3: splashing around, making customers all frantic.

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Speaker 4: Hey, quiet quiet.

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Speaker 1: What are you doing to him?

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Speaker 4: I'm doing nothing. I am pointed my finger again. Would

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Speaker 4: you like to talk to him?

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Speaker 1: Yes, please let me take.

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Speaker 4: Off the plastic cuffs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please give me here.

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Speaker 4: Talk to your mom, all right, be nice mom.

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Speaker 1: Listen, this guy's okay. No, no, no no. I was

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Speaker 1: standing by the phone and somebody pushed me in. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I was just getting get no. And he says that

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Speaker 1: I'm stealing money out of the phone. This guy is

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Speaker 1: just a reht a cop. He's just a jerk. Shut

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Speaker 1: up man, Just shut up, okay, don't tell somebody to

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Speaker 1: shut up. And he is really a police officer. I

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Speaker 1: want to speak to him. I want to speak to

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Speaker 1: him now. He is nothing. He's a piece of put

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Speaker 1: some policeman on the phone. I can't believe you.

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Speaker 4: Back on.

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Speaker 1: Don't you put cuffs on my son?

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Speaker 4: I have to. He is a he is crazy, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Okay, my son is not crazy, sir. Please. He's going

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Speaker 1: to Yale in the fall. He does not need to

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Speaker 1: be in a mall now, I am sure there is

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Speaker 1: an explanation for all of this. Well, you want to

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Speaker 1: be crazy, a stray crazy?

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Speaker 4: Hey, I just saw his butt.

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Speaker 1: Are you drunk? My son? What was he said? He

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Speaker 1: was stealing money.

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Speaker 4: He was in the fountain, taking the pennies and putting

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Speaker 4: them into his pockets.

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Speaker 1: Look, my son is an honor student and he's not

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Speaker 1: acting like one.

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Speaker 4: Listen. I make a decent living here.

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Speaker 1: Leave me alone, Okay. I hard to have respect for

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Speaker 1: all the authorities.

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Speaker 4: I appreciate it, man, thank you very much. Unlike your son. Here,

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Speaker 4: shut up, Brian.

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Speaker 1: Be quiet. I'm talking.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you know what, Can you please control him because

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Speaker 4: obviously I can't. I'm going to put you back on

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Speaker 4: the phone with him while I take care of matters

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Speaker 4: with the police.

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Speaker 1: This is not going on a record, is this? I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is just a mall. I wasn't stealing from anyone.

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Speaker 1: It didn't rob anybody.

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Speaker 4: That money goes to people that needed and obviously.

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Speaker 1: He needs money.

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Speaker 4: In a pool, we have a nice little fountain and

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Speaker 4: people throw their pennies in the make a wish penny.

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Speaker 4: They threw pennies and make a wish.

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Speaker 1: How many pennies do you get that it makes a difference.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter that it's not a nothing.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. That's not My job is just

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Speaker 4: to write it up and I hand it off to

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Speaker 4: the noise.

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Speaker 1: Never had a police Okay, so you're not the police.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well I work for the mall.

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Speaker 1: Why are you giving my son a hard time with

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Speaker 1: the police and putting handcuffs on my son because.

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Speaker 4: He is out of control and I need to restrain him.

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Speaker 4: You need to hold on, talk to your mom.

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Speaker 1: Listen, Listen to me. No, I'm not going to listen.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: You can't tell bad for one thing. You're good. Don't

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Speaker 1: tell dead, all right, listen, I'm telling dad that's already

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Speaker 1: on the walling. I didn't do any fool I paid

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Speaker 1: your father. He's going to be so mad. What do

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Speaker 1: you think he's gonna say, I just fell in Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't even have any pennies on me.

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Speaker 1: I was stealing money. We're not holding my pocket or something.

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Speaker 1: You're stealing money. No, you were stealing money.

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Speaker 4: That's the point.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't steal. If I was, we're not your money.

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Speaker 1: I didn't take any money. Go ahead, rip of a

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Speaker 1: wallet if I care. Oh, come on, I didn't raise

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Speaker 1: a thief. Listen. You're going to one of the best

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Speaker 1: schools in America and only sat there for two hours

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Speaker 1: helping you with your essay about hones stand integrity.

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Speaker 4: While this guy's kind of a dweed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't care who that man is. I care

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Speaker 1: about who you are. Steal a car?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: Who saw you want? I have no idea, not thief?

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Speaker 1: Take this up side. You're not even listening to I'm

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Speaker 1: not taking a cup side of anyone. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to be you are.

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Speaker 4: He just knocked over my seg what the hell he was.

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Speaker 1: So fully started a liar, MA watch your mouth.

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Speaker 4: I'm not lying, I'm just phone tabbing you. Mom.

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, Missus Diaz, my name is Garrett from Illist

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Speaker 3: and in the Morning show and uh your son phone?

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Speaker 1: Oh oh Joe, I'm really going to get I just

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Speaker 1: paced him at work.

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Speaker 4: Missus Diaz. What do you got to say to your

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Speaker 4: lovely son Brian?

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Speaker 1: I say this between him and his.

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Speaker 4: The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 1: This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 1: all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran in the Morning Show