1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: subject is my boyfriend. Hey the word No, We'll get 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,880 Speaker 1: into that just a little bit, because right now the 5 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:25,160 Speaker 1: got for us? Math? Is that your what is that 7 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: rho along? I'm trying to reach chair. This is Karen. Uh. Hey, listen, 8 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 1: my name is Mark. Are you married to Jason? Yes? Okay, 9 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: all right, I got the right person. Listen. I don't 10 00:00:45,840 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: I don't even know how to say this to you. 11 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 1: My my um. Like I said, my name is Mark. 12 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:55,959 Speaker 1: I follow my wife today and I right now I'm 13 00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 1: at a park and I'm almost certain that my wife 14 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: is right now. I'm about two or three hundred yards away, 15 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:10,480 Speaker 1: but I'm almost certainly my wife is holding hands, uh 16 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: with your husband, Jason. So hold on, hold on? What 17 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 1: will you see my husband at the park with with 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 1: your wife? How long have you been following them? I 19 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 1: followed my wife this morning because I just was still 20 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,920 Speaker 1: in like real weird about you know, something going on, 21 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 1: And I followed her and I'm at the park right now, 22 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: and you know this, I think this is I think 23 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: she's with Jason. I think she's with your husband. What type? 24 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: What type of car you do? You see Jason in Alexis? 25 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: What color is it? Um? White? Okay, that's him. So 26 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: he supposed went to work today and this Sunday and 27 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 1: then him over town that you're supposed to been doing 28 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: at work today and he's at a part with your 29 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,240 Speaker 1: wife close to them. So I'm not close to him, 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: you know. I tried to stay back. Oh wait wait, wait, wait, 31 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: wait wait, way hold up, she just kissed him. She 32 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 1: did kiss too. My wife just kissed your husband. What 33 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: do you say your your your wife's name is again? 34 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: My wife name is Veronica? Veronica? Okay? What that? Uh? 35 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:16,960 Speaker 1: They are Langley Park. I'm a Langley Park right now, 36 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: I'm I'm about two dred yards away from them, and 37 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:23,040 Speaker 1: I'm looking at she just kissed him again. I cannot 38 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: play this man. I know, well, you're not telling me 39 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: that your your wife is kissing my husband. Well, how 40 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: did you get my number? That's all up? Man? Up? 41 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 1: How did you get my numbing? Who are you like? 42 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: I don't say? My name is Mark, A buddy of 43 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:41,400 Speaker 1: mine named fitz Fitzgerald fitz knows he knows Jason. I 44 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 1: don't know. It's Gerald. I don't want to know how 45 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:47,480 Speaker 1: you get my number. Fitz gave me yours. Fitz told 46 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 1: me he knew Jason, and some kind of way he 47 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 1: got me your phone number. I don't even know who 48 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,919 Speaker 1: we got your number from. All I know is your 49 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: husband is kissing my wife right now. That's what I know. Okay, 50 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: you're just sitting there watching of me. That no, but 51 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: we're gonna change this right now, you're sitting there watching 52 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:06,480 Speaker 1: on some specta gaget. I'm gonna bust all it because 53 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: I don't play that. Because he said he had to 54 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: work this morning. Something over time. Don't have time that 55 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: Who does that in the part with somebody? It's too 56 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: colds in the park anyway, you can't see no ducks. 57 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: Give me give me the address to this lightning park. Okay, 58 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,240 Speaker 1: wait wait, wait, wait wait. They're getting the blanket out 59 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,440 Speaker 1: of the car. Now what does that? I know, well, 60 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: he ain't no romance to type and that you're not 61 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: gonna tell me car. But they're getting the blanket off 62 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,560 Speaker 1: the car and going deeper into the park. I cannot 63 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: believe this. They're getting the blanket. Well what those she know? 64 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: She no, I'm looking at Give me the wine and 65 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: wine glasses. Mark, Mark, gives me the advance of the car. 66 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: You want some white boards? Stop, I'm trying to go 67 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 1: out and bust that up. I don't have time for 68 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: that calling me. I'll started them not watching your wife. 69 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wait. You know my hand him is that? Okay, 70 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: let's stop this right now. Take your over that to 71 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,320 Speaker 1: the park and give him the phone. I don't have 72 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: time for do you're sitting up there watching your wife 73 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: with my You're calling me? What come you oka say? 74 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: What you're supposed to be up there? Get on that 75 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: because the mother was there. I'll be the slap that 76 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,920 Speaker 1: and I've been handing him his cap. Go hand him 77 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: the pall. Hey, not that hand in the phone? What 78 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,120 Speaker 1: you had. I'm trying to see what else they're gonna do. 79 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to do. You say you haven't 80 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: seen enough. I'le pulling death be over that door and 81 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 1: putting out a guy that what you want to wait 82 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,800 Speaker 1: to film? Take cares over to hand him the phone. 83 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: I know, but Jason, they didn't know Parker, nobody. I'm 84 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: got my at home. I am on our fair child 85 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: pregnant with a baby. But I don't get I'll go 86 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: up that whoop is why I'm pregnant. I know well, 87 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:49,760 Speaker 1: Jason ain't needn't know Parker, No, don't hand in the 88 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: phone you I want to let me, let me go, 89 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: let me stop the truth. They're drinking wine right now. 90 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 1: I don't give up about that gold hand in the 91 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:03,440 Speaker 1: walk over in here and phone. Couldn't do with yourge 92 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,200 Speaker 1: I don't play up by mine. Oh many, Mark, Mark, Mark, 93 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: I don't know who you have to go handing him? 94 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: Go handing him and you're sitting up there watching with 95 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:17,200 Speaker 1: your week who you anyway? Um uh, that's my wife's 96 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 1: he went he with my wife. You must be old 97 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: because if you was one of them to go yo, 98 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,800 Speaker 1: the black one of the guy on this who does that? 99 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: You're I'm going to watching him at the fun I'm 100 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,320 Speaker 1: telling you now, women at when I see it, I'm 101 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: whopping your wife. Did I'm whopping Jason because I'm gonna 102 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 1: slap you're calling me with this. You should have to 103 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 1: calling me, got money blood pressure start off? While you 104 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 1: should up to watch this mom too. But you're supposed 105 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: to be all on top of that. Yeah, when I'm saying, 106 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 1: you got that coming too. But I'm I'm gonna find 107 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: this langing the part right, not gonna get off the 108 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,239 Speaker 1: fall because I'll be up there. I'm gonna show you how. Okay, 109 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,160 Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, somebody want to talk 110 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: to you. Get on the phone. Hello, Hello, was this 111 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 1: this Tommy? Tommy? Who this nephew? Call me from the 112 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:02,160 Speaker 1: Steve Harbin on the show? Your husband, Jason got me 113 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 1: to prank phone? Call you? This is something you almost 114 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,160 Speaker 1: made me have my baby help in this house this 115 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:16,760 Speaker 1: morning and I got two moments. Dog Jason got me 116 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: to pray fo he's no better than that anyway when 117 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: he come home. Yeah, we say, look, man, my wife 118 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: is a no nonsense. She ain't she don't take no drama, 119 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 1: none of that. You told me you know this because 120 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:37,039 Speaker 1: I was like, what man said? Then watch the wife 121 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:41,080 Speaker 1: at the park. What man does that? This is plazy? 122 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: But you tell him I got him. I got it. Hey, 123 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 1: I gotta ask you this baby, one more thing. What 124 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:53,239 Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve 125 00:06:53,279 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Shows. Yeah, I'm gonna get Jason is no Charmmy. 126 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 127 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna name the baby. Tell and tell him 128 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: that for Joe, tell him you're gonna baby Tom. Yeah, 129 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:16,600 Speaker 1: tell Jackson that I'm gonna name the baby Charmmy. Come 130 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: on here now, man, come on, you are the king. 131 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:25,040 Speaker 1: You are the one of my favorite parts of that 132 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:32,320 Speaker 1: whole thing. When she said I'm kicking huh, then I'm 133 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 1: gonna kill him, then I'm blank slapping your ass? What 134 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: kind of weakens? Blank? Is you significant? Watching? I know 135 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: you ain't no big buffed up in. It must be 136 00:07:52,160 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: light skiing and him the phone. I know he ain't 137 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: on no romantic Still you're calling me pregnant, but she 138 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 1: used the word started. I know you didn't call me 139 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:23,160 Speaker 1: start on start man. She was good because you don't 140 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: did white boys stalker? Yes? Oh lord, oh man? Best? 141 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 1: But the hell is Langley Parks made the doors of 142 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:51,040 Speaker 1: stupidity open. The doors will be open this weekend, Friday 143 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: and Saturday, West Palm Beach. Come on, if you're trying 144 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: to get some of this stupid on the to Friday 145 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 1: Saturday at the Improv, stupid will be in session all right, 146 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: all right, there might be one this weekend. Won't you come? 147 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 1: Why don't you calm? All right, nephew, thank you. Coming 148 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,559 Speaker 1: up next Strawberry Letters, subject my boyfriend hates the word no. 149 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to 150 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: The Stave Harvey Morning Show.