1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little Secret? 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,560 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:07,920 Speaker 3: Yes I do. 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 2: Sweet? What is it? 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:11,479 Speaker 3: I slept with my ex's mom. 6 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 2: Man, this is really happening a lot. Can I ask why? 7 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 3: The best revenge ever? 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 2: This was after you guys broke up. 9 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 3: After my ex cheated on me? 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh wait, how did you get to see what? 11 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 3: Like? 12 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 2: Can you walk us up to that point? 13 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 3: Like? 14 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 2: How did the mom say? Yes? Okay? 15 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 3: So a couple of moments after I found out my 16 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 3: ex had she hit it on me. So basically, while 17 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 3: I was working, my ex would go over to my 18 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,519 Speaker 3: friend's house and you know, hook up with him, or 19 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:45,240 Speaker 3: I think I was going on for like a couple 20 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 3: of months. One day I come to my apartment and 21 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 3: she's gone, but things are gone, the dog's gone, and 22 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,199 Speaker 3: she just saves me a note, Oh I'm cheating on 23 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 3: you with your friend, and uh, I'm. 24 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 2: Gone, awful. I'm so sorry. 25 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,160 Speaker 3: It's fine her loss. 26 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 2: Now I feel like, good for you for sleeping with 27 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 2: her mom and get to the mom. 28 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 3: So a couple of months passed by and one day 29 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 3: at my job, I ran into my ex's mom and 30 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 3: it's like, hey, tomm I'm going to go get coffee 31 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 3: at the Starbucks down the street. You want to meet 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 3: up or something? The chat catch up. I'm like yeah, sure, 33 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,360 Speaker 3: all right. So the following day I went we're talking whatever. 34 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:26,960 Speaker 3: She asked me, Oh, do you want to ride to 35 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 3: your thing? Because I had those walk there. It's like 36 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:31,800 Speaker 3: maybe a five minute block from my house. I'm like yeah, sure, Yeah. 37 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:34,600 Speaker 3: She's dumping me off. I go together to give her 38 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 3: a kiss on his cheek because of what Puerto Rican 39 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:38,480 Speaker 3: that's the thing we do to say hello and goodbye. 40 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 3: And as I go to kiss on the sheet, she 41 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 3: pulls me in. She starts making that with me. Well, 42 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,000 Speaker 3: I bought her inside and stuff happened. 43 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 2: Wow, so the mom initiated it? Does a daughter know? 44 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 3: Oh my ex definitely found out, chewed me out at 45 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 3: my job. She got arrested. Oh wow, did she started 46 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 3: throwing stuff in my job? I was working on gas 47 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 3: station at the time. 48 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 2: Wow. He at least it was drawing. 49 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:14,079 Speaker 3: Yeah, Like that's like really really good revenge your mom, 50 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 3: and you went. 51 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 2: To jail for Well, thanks for telling us your dirty 52 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:22,800 Speaker 2: little secret. What's up? You have a dirty little secret? 53 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 1: I do sometimes I lick my cat, like with my. 54 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 2: Tongue what you lick your cat like? 55 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I just you know what, I think, you 56 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: know what, he misses it from his mom because that's 57 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: how cats, you know, they grow up and stuff. 58 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 2: And so I adopted him. 59 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,640 Speaker 1: When he was like one year old, and I just 60 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: think he probably misses it. So yeah, I just I just. 61 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 3: Used a tongue strape around myself afterwards. 62 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: But yeah, I lick him all day. 63 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 2: I was going to say, you choke on hairballs. Do 64 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,520 Speaker 2: you also pick him up by the back of his 65 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 2: neck by your mouth like a mama cat? I don't 66 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 2: do that. Oh, actually, that's a really good idea. Maybe 67 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 2: I should. That's love, y'all, that's real love. Why don't 68 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,600 Speaker 2: you do that for your cat? Victoria, I'm not doing that. 69 00:03:09,639 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 2: I'm sorry doing that. If you tried to pick your 70 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 2: cat up by its neck with your mouth, you might 71 00:03:14,480 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 2: hurt your neck in a little overweight No, Mimosa's perfectly plushed. 72 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,399 Speaker 1: You can really tell, you can really tell. It makes 73 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:26,959 Speaker 1: the difference. 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 4: Like, just try it, Okay, I maybe you'll get like 75 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 4: a weapaper towel. Like those adult stores have those fake tongues. 76 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 4: I bet you would. 77 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,200 Speaker 2: You use one of those and got it. You know 78 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 2: that would be like that, Ohmosa would love it. Well, 79 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 2: thank you for your dirty little secret. All right, Rage, 80 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,880 Speaker 2: what's your dirty little secret.