WEBVTT - Second Update PODCAST: Wide Mouth Girls

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking Jewels. Second Date Up Day. The dude that's on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone for a second date Update today send us

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<v Speaker 1>an email saying he's shocked because his signature move didn't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and I'm guessing his signature move is like most

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<v Speaker 1>guys signature moves. What's up swallowing an entire corn on

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<v Speaker 1>the cob without chewing and making eye contact the whole

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<v Speaker 1>time it dinner? That always gets it done for me? Jeremy,

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<v Speaker 1>is that your signature move? That is not? That is

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<v Speaker 1>not my signature move? We should try it sometimes the

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<v Speaker 1>ladies love it. Yeah, not know it was possible to

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<v Speaker 1>fit a whole ear of corn in your mouth, Jeremy,

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<v Speaker 1>You and I never have had dinner. That's why. More

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<v Speaker 1>concerning about what happens after you do that. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>just me. Well, I guess you can get to the

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<v Speaker 1>signature move in a second. First, tell us about the

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<v Speaker 1>girl you want to call all right. Her name is

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<v Speaker 1>Jess and I met her online. First thing that struck

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<v Speaker 1>me were her nice eyes and wide mouth A wide mouse.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I mean, like, does that mean big

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<v Speaker 1>smile or if she can do that core and trick herself. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>not not big, just white. Okay, So you like a

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<v Speaker 1>wide smile, like Julia Roberts is probably your number one. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she's perfect, like the regular human has maybe thirty two

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<v Speaker 1>teeth that mean they're all there, yea. And I like

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<v Speaker 1>to see every single one of those pearly white. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody has their thing. I like girls with bigger noses,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean. So okay, so you like

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<v Speaker 1>a white smile, So tell us about this wide mouth lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like about her so much? Well, she just

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to have a great personality from the times that

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<v Speaker 1>we were texting back and forth, and so we made

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<v Speaker 1>a date. I told her, let's do like a lunch thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, because I kind of have a plan a

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<v Speaker 1>method that I use go to lunch, kind of do

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<v Speaker 1>an activity like we decided to go down to the museum.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's interesting that you choose a day date

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<v Speaker 1>because usually if you're really into somebody, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>do a nighttime date so that things can lead to

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<v Speaker 1>other things. White thing, I get more time with her,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, not just stick to that. That's really nice, kay.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if things are going good, day turns into

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<v Speaker 1>night and then night turns into going to bed at

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<v Speaker 1>probably ten pm. Okay, very reasonable. I don't know whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do with your evening, I guess. So

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<v Speaker 1>how was it? It's a museum. The museum was fun. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a quick lunch. We didn't really get too full,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know, if you eat too much, you kind

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<v Speaker 1>of get bogged down. You oh my god, I'm sleepy,

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. So I want to avoid all that.

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<v Speaker 1>So I told her, let's just have lunch, let's go

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<v Speaker 1>walk around the museum, and then we'll go get some

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<v Speaker 1>dessert afterwards. All right, I mean, who doesn't look forward

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<v Speaker 1>to desserts? That's true. So I mean it's gonna make

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<v Speaker 1>the museum better because guess what we're gonna have afterwards?

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<v Speaker 1>And I have some dessert. Now you're talking about language.

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<v Speaker 1>I see where you're going. What dessert did you go get?

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<v Speaker 1>We went and got some ice cream, And usually that's

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<v Speaker 1>the point where I can drop my line. So this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is the move that works. So oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a line. It's a line. Oh, I'm already hesitant

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<v Speaker 1>about this. We get to dessert and she's calling me

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<v Speaker 1>something about something. I don't know. That's good, but basically

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<v Speaker 1>I have to cut her off. I say, you know, hey, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't really paying attention to you right now, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just wondering what it would be like to

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<v Speaker 1>kiss you. Oh, usually that works. Yeah, it's actually pretty sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a cute line. Wow, so simple. Yeah. Girl said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know here, let's find out you know, some something

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<v Speaker 1>to that effect, and then and then boom, my kiss her.

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<v Speaker 1>But all she said was um, really like she was confused.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't understand why she didn't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>But so then I was like, you know, game set match,

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<v Speaker 1>we are done, ready to go, and like, no, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>later she said later? Yeah, did you did you actually

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<v Speaker 1>say game set match to her? Or was that in

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<v Speaker 1>your mind? I might have said it out loud, didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it could be cute if it came across

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<v Speaker 1>sincere and it was honest, but it sounds like kind

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<v Speaker 1>of cheesy way you're saying it. Yeah, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it was t I thought it was just another you know,

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<v Speaker 1>notch in my belt, like, got it done, and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>if you would have approached it differently. After when she

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<v Speaker 1>said maybe later you can get a kiss, You're like okay,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of being like, oh, yeah, no you lost today.

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<v Speaker 1>I win. I win the competition. Give me those lips.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew she wanted it, that the whole point, but

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't know because she told you that she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want it. She wanted it later. I mean, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>look forward to desserts. Okay, So later did you get

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<v Speaker 1>the kiss? Well, she had some errands to run after

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<v Speaker 1>the ice cream was over. She said that she had

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<v Speaker 1>to go run some errands. I offered to help her,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said that there was some personal stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, hey, I can help you with that.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't go for it. But you're offering her a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of things that she's turned down. No, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know she was probably just playing hard to get,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she she really wanted okay, so so into it

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<v Speaker 1>that she hasn't called you back, just hard to get okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you think she's just playing hard to get? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how long has she been playing hard to get? About

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<v Speaker 1>a week? Okay? That is she is very good at

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get. She is so hard that you'll never

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<v Speaker 1>get her. You know what. I have hope, but she

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<v Speaker 1>is playing hard to get. But I might need a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of assistance, and that's why I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to help me out. Okay, all right, well we'll

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<v Speaker 1>play a song, come back, and then call her and

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<v Speaker 1>get your second date update. Okay, sounds good, brooking Jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Second update if you're just tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>for today's second date update. Jeremy is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeremy thinks that the girl he wants to call

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<v Speaker 1>is just playing hard to get. Yeah, she's doing a

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<v Speaker 1>really good job too. They went out on a first

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<v Speaker 1>date and he did his signature move where at some

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<v Speaker 1>point the girl's talking and he stops her and goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even listening to what you said. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>wondering would like to kiss you? And he says normally

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<v Speaker 1>he gets a kiss, but in this instant, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe later. After the date, she hasn't talked to him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's texted her about six times, so she's playing more

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<v Speaker 1>than hard to get. She's almost playing impossible to get.

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<v Speaker 1>She's almost playing if you text me one more time,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to get a restraining order to get and

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<v Speaker 1>that is very skilled. So we're gonna call her in

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<v Speaker 1>just a second and see if we can get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone and find out why she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back. Jeremy, you ready to go? Yeah? I am.

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<v Speaker 1>She's she's a special one, is she though? Or are

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<v Speaker 1>you just wanting to call her back because she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>fall for your line, because like at one point you

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<v Speaker 1>referred to her as like a notch on the belt,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you said she had a great personality. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm confused, to be honest, when I was telling you

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<v Speaker 1>guys the story, you know, it was kind of like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, trying to be a tough guy. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not important. But when a girl like that won't

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<v Speaker 1>you know, respond to me someone that I think I

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<v Speaker 1>have a connection with, You know, it really does affect man.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have feelings and I need okay, I just

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<v Speaker 1>need some assistance there to just to get the second step. Okay. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said to her after she wouldn't kiss you

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<v Speaker 1>when you gave her your line, game, set and match,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think she's won the battle now if

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<v Speaker 1>you're feeling like that, she may have won the battle,

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<v Speaker 1>but she didn't win the war. Let's let's get her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, all right, Let's go to war. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go out her number. Hello, him, I speak to Jess. Hi. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Jeff. Hey, Jess, how are you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is a radio show. Yes, it's called Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jewel in the Morning. Why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because we actually got an email from

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<v Speaker 1>one of our listeners and he asked us to get

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<v Speaker 1>you on the phone. Two. Well, his name is Jeremy. Okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember you remember going on a date with Jeremy.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really strange. They are like multiple people on

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<v Speaker 1>this call. Yeah. Sorry, yeah, we're here too. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>me okay and Jose Okay. So what is it that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys want to know? Well, Jeremy emailed us and

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<v Speaker 1>said that you guys went on a date and he

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<v Speaker 1>thought you had a really good time. He thought both

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys connected, but now you're not calling him back,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was wondering if we could get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and find out what happened. He also thinks

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<v Speaker 1>you're playing hard to get if that helps. He thinks

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<v Speaker 1>I'm playing harding it. Yeah, he told him that was

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<v Speaker 1>a really stupid idea. Oh god, this was by far

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<v Speaker 1>not the best date I've been on. Yeah, I could

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<v Speaker 1>see where he could come off kind of as a

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<v Speaker 1>d bag maybe yeah, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, no hesitation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that he means it, though he seems

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<v Speaker 1>like he has a nice heart. It just maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I hope he doesn't mean it. But he

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<v Speaker 1>just really rubbed me in the wrong way. What did

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<v Speaker 1>he do to rub you wrong? Whoa, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? A different that would have been a good date?

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<v Speaker 1>My apologies. What did he do that did not sit

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<v Speaker 1>right with you? How about that? I mean, there's like

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<v Speaker 1>a laundry list to this. Um So the waitress, she

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<v Speaker 1>was really nice to us. She came up, she took

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<v Speaker 1>our order. He asked her, so, if the girl gets

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<v Speaker 1>a cheese and tomato sandwich without the tomatoes, is it

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<v Speaker 1>the same price? And I was like, are you for real?

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<v Speaker 1>So you ordered a sandwich with tomato on it, but

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't want tomato, And he was like, I should

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<v Speaker 1>get a discount for that. Yeah. Apparently he thought that

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<v Speaker 1>he needed to save some money on my tomato slices. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, though, maybe it was just the principle, because

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<v Speaker 1>he does bring up a good point that if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not going to include ingredients that were listed on the

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<v Speaker 1>price right included, then maybe you should get a little

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<v Speaker 1>de bit of a deal so you're as cheap as

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<v Speaker 1>he is, because nobody does that on a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody talked about tomato slices and how much they cost. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>except for somebody who's financially responsible. What should show you

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<v Speaker 1>a person who's ready to make a long term commitment

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<v Speaker 1>and take care of you guys in the future. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was more than that, you guys. It got worse.

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<v Speaker 1>When we went to the museum. He asked for a

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<v Speaker 1>refund because you didn't like some of the paintings or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It was actually worse than that. It was so much

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<v Speaker 1>worse than that. We got to the ticket window and

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to order two passes to go in, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh wow. I'm like, oh you okay, what's

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<v Speaker 1>strong And he's like, ooh, this is really expensive. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like okay. He's like it's really expensive, but you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to pay for both. And I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>like okay, And he's like, but why don't I buy

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<v Speaker 1>you a ticket because I'm a gentleman, and I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>wait outside for you to go in and enjoy the

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<v Speaker 1>museum by yourself. What a gentleman? Did you take him

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<v Speaker 1>up on the offer? What was your response? I was like, no, no, no, really,

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, don't worry about it. We can just rain

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<v Speaker 1>check this. And he's like, no, no, no, I am sist.

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<v Speaker 1>I insist you go enjoy yourself at the museum. And

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<v Speaker 1>so did you go in? And he just waited around.

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<v Speaker 1>I just went in and I walked around for like

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<v Speaker 1>twenty thirty minutes, and I just prayed to the museum.

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<v Speaker 1>God's like, I hope this guy's gone on leak, But

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<v Speaker 1>don't you think that that's kind of I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and sad at the same time. At least he

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<v Speaker 1>wanted you to have a good time. That is, if

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't ask for how much my tomato slices were earlier.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, this guy, he is just trying to save

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<v Speaker 1>every penny. And I came out and he was still

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<v Speaker 1>there in the same spot. And I came outside and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, hi, thank you so much. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. I actually have to dash though, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like no, no, no, no, no no, let's just go

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<v Speaker 1>grab some ice cream real quick, and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so I went to go get ice cream with him.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm some of you guys only had free samples. Hey, no,

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<v Speaker 1>the ice cream was full price. What was that? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's Jeremy. He's on the other line listening and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. Are you serious? Yep, yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yes, I didn't really appreciate what you

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<v Speaker 1>were implying about me. I thought implying a good day,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I let you go to the museum, check

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<v Speaker 1>things out. I munt you ice cream after words. And

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<v Speaker 1>the tomatoes. I mean, come on, if you're gonna order

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<v Speaker 1>a cheese and tomato sandwich and you take out fifty

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<v Speaker 1>percent of the ingredients and the price should go down. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna break this down for you, Jeremy. You

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<v Speaker 1>are a cheap skate Okay, Jeremy. The thing that I

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<v Speaker 1>don't unders stand those if you don't have the funds

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the museum on a date, why did

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<v Speaker 1>you go to begin with? I have the money. If

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<v Speaker 1>it's not about not having the money like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are making me seem like I'm some cheap guy that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't want to pay for things. But the truth is

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<v Speaker 1>the peches out there are always trying to nickel and

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<v Speaker 1>dime you, like they're just getting whatever money they can

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<v Speaker 1>get out of you. And I'm not falling for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a smart guy and I always make sure that

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<v Speaker 1>I get a bargain. Yeah, but sending your date to

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<v Speaker 1>the museum alone, it's not a bargain. I had gone

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<v Speaker 1>to the museum beforehand, and I've seen everything. They don't

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<v Speaker 1>change anything. You would like it, because she says she

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<v Speaker 1>liked art. I do like art, but it's usually go

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<v Speaker 1>to the museum with somebody to enjoy it with them together,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Like a date is a date with two people.

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<v Speaker 1>If I want to take myself out, I would have.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I said, I had already been there, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw everything, so I thought we could talk about it

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<v Speaker 1>to word. It's about having an experience with me, and

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<v Speaker 1>you ditched me at a museum by myself and decided

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<v Speaker 1>to bow out and basically pass the date was by myself. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree with you on all of that. You can't

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<v Speaker 1>argue the fact that I paid full price for that

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream. Jess. Now that you've heard all of that,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out on a second date

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<v Speaker 1>with Jeremy. We will pay for it, so you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to worry about Jeremy paying for it, you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to I just want to ask a question, though,

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<v Speaker 1>If you're going to give me like a gift card

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<v Speaker 1>for this date, do I like, I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>use it all at one place? Right? You do whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you want if Jess. First, you have to have Jess

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<v Speaker 1>agree to go out with you again, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>can handle the gift card situation. I think I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to pass on this. Um, I think he should be

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<v Speaker 1>taking himself out, Okay, Jeremy, are you okay with taking

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<v Speaker 1>yourself out from now on? I mean I wish Jess

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<v Speaker 1>would join me, but I mean I'll still take the

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<v Speaker 1>gift cards if you guys have him. But that's not

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<v Speaker 1>how it works. Jeremy texted at seven eighty five to

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<v Speaker 1>nine two, says, if my boyfriend had been like the

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<v Speaker 1>dude in the second date update, our first date would

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<v Speaker 1>have been me bowling by myself because he's gone bowling before.

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<v Speaker 1>So why not just go bowl by yourself a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit and we can talk about your experience. If you

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<v Speaker 1>missed today a second date. Update. This dude, Jeremy wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to call Jess. They went out. He thought they had

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful time, but it turns out she wasn't calling

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<v Speaker 1>him back because Jeremy is cheap. Yeah, that's very very cheap.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm cheap. He is beyond cheap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a difference between being broke it can't afford

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<v Speaker 1>things and just plain old cheap. What he did is

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<v Speaker 1>he went to the museum. He wanted to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the museum. She's like, oh great, and he was like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been here before. So I just got you a ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go in and look around and then come

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<v Speaker 1>back out and then we'll talk about it and if

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<v Speaker 1>you like the museum or not. So the whole date

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<v Speaker 1>was like that. She even order the sandwich at the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and she wanted to change a sandwich a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>So he asked a server, you know, hey, uh no

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<v Speaker 1>tomato on this, like I don't have to pay for

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<v Speaker 1>the tomato, do I, Which I will say, besides being

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<v Speaker 1>him cheap, he does bring up a valid question. He

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<v Speaker 1>really does. If you ask for a menu item without

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<v Speaker 1>some of the ingredients, you should get some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>money off. Yeah, they charged like a dollar fifty for bacon.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get some of guy's bacon already on it,

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, I don't want bacon. They should take off

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<v Speaker 1>a dollar fifty exactly. I mean talk about avocado. Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of people are calling Jeremy a douchebag, but

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<v Speaker 1>now I think Jeremy's onto something. Yeah, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>that he's a smart man and he should get a date.

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<v Speaker 1>But laugh. He did not get a date in this instance.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember, if you want to do a second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>all you have to do is email the show and

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<v Speaker 1>we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Lou ninety two point five