Speaker 1: Rooking Jewels. Second Date Up Day. The dude that's on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date Update today send us
Speaker 1: an email saying he's shocked because his signature move didn't work.
Speaker 1: Oh and I'm guessing his signature move is like most
Speaker 1: guys signature moves. What's up swallowing an entire corn on
Speaker 1: the cob without chewing and making eye contact the whole
Speaker 1: time it dinner? That always gets it done for me? Jeremy,
Speaker 1: is that your signature move? That is not? That is
Speaker 1: not my signature move? We should try it sometimes the
Speaker 1: ladies love it. Yeah, not know it was possible to
Speaker 1: fit a whole ear of corn in your mouth, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: You and I never have had dinner. That's why. More
Speaker 1: concerning about what happens after you do that. But that's
Speaker 1: just me. Well, I guess you can get to the
Speaker 1: signature move in a second. First, tell us about the
Speaker 1: girl you want to call all right. Her name is
Speaker 1: Jess and I met her online. First thing that struck
Speaker 1: me were her nice eyes and wide mouth A wide mouse.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, like, does that mean big
Speaker 1: smile or if she can do that core and trick herself. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not not big, just white. Okay, So you like a
Speaker 1: wide smile, like Julia Roberts is probably your number one. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's perfect, like the regular human has maybe thirty two
Speaker 1: teeth that mean they're all there, yea. And I like
Speaker 1: to see every single one of those pearly white. Okay,
Speaker 1: everybody has their thing. I like girls with bigger noses,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So okay, so you like
Speaker 1: a white smile, So tell us about this wide mouth lady.
Speaker 1: Would you like about her so much? Well, she just
Speaker 1: seemed to have a great personality from the times that
Speaker 1: we were texting back and forth, and so we made
Speaker 1: a date. I told her, let's do like a lunch thing,
Speaker 1: you know, because I kind of have a plan a
Speaker 1: method that I use go to lunch, kind of do
Speaker 1: an activity like we decided to go down to the museum.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's interesting that you choose a day date
Speaker 1: because usually if you're really into somebody, you want to
Speaker 1: do a nighttime date so that things can lead to
Speaker 1: other things. White thing, I get more time with her,
Speaker 1: you know, not just stick to that. That's really nice, kay.
Speaker 1: I guess if things are going good, day turns into
Speaker 1: night and then night turns into going to bed at
Speaker 1: probably ten pm. Okay, very reasonable. I don't know whatever
Speaker 1: you want to do with your evening, I guess. So
Speaker 1: how was it? It's a museum. The museum was fun. Um.
Speaker 1: We had a quick lunch. We didn't really get too full,
Speaker 1: because you know, if you eat too much, you kind
Speaker 1: of get bogged down. You oh my god, I'm sleepy,
Speaker 1: stuff like that. So I want to avoid all that.
Speaker 1: So I told her, let's just have lunch, let's go
Speaker 1: walk around the museum, and then we'll go get some
Speaker 1: dessert afterwards. All right, I mean, who doesn't look forward
Speaker 1: to desserts? That's true. So I mean it's gonna make
Speaker 1: the museum better because guess what we're gonna have afterwards?
Speaker 1: And I have some dessert. Now you're talking about language.
Speaker 1: I see where you're going. What dessert did you go get?
Speaker 1: We went and got some ice cream, And usually that's
Speaker 1: the point where I can drop my line. So this
Speaker 1: is this is the move that works. So oh no,
Speaker 1: it's a line. It's a line. Oh, I'm already hesitant
Speaker 1: about this. We get to dessert and she's calling me
Speaker 1: something about something. I don't know. That's good, but basically
Speaker 1: I have to cut her off. I say, you know, hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: I wasn't really paying attention to you right now, you know,
Speaker 1: I was just wondering what it would be like to
Speaker 1: kiss you. Oh, usually that works. Yeah, it's actually pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: That's a cute line. Wow, so simple. Yeah. Girl said, okay,
Speaker 1: you know here, let's find out you know, some something
Speaker 1: to that effect, and then and then boom, my kiss her.
Speaker 1: But all she said was um, really like she was confused.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't understand why she didn't get it.
Speaker 1: But so then I was like, you know, game set match,
Speaker 1: we are done, ready to go, and like, no, maybe
Speaker 1: later she said later? Yeah, did you did you actually
Speaker 1: say game set match to her? Or was that in
Speaker 1: your mind? I might have said it out loud, didn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it could be cute if it came across
Speaker 1: sincere and it was honest, but it sounds like kind
Speaker 1: of cheesy way you're saying it. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: it was t I thought it was just another you know,
Speaker 1: notch in my belt, like, got it done, and maybe
Speaker 1: if you would have approached it differently. After when she
Speaker 1: said maybe later you can get a kiss, You're like okay,
Speaker 1: instead of being like, oh, yeah, no you lost today.
Speaker 1: I win. I win the competition. Give me those lips.
Speaker 1: I knew she wanted it, that the whole point, but
Speaker 1: you didn't know because she told you that she didn't
Speaker 1: want it. She wanted it later. I mean, like I said,
Speaker 1: look forward to desserts. Okay, So later did you get
Speaker 1: the kiss? Well, she had some errands to run after
Speaker 1: the ice cream was over. She said that she had
Speaker 1: to go run some errands. I offered to help her,
Speaker 1: and she said that there was some personal stuff and
Speaker 1: I was like, well, hey, I can help you with that.
Speaker 1: She didn't go for it. But you're offering her a
Speaker 1: lot of things that she's turned down. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know she was probably just playing hard to get,
Speaker 1: Like she she really wanted okay, so so into it
Speaker 1: that she hasn't called you back, just hard to get okay.
Speaker 1: So you think she's just playing hard to get? Well,
Speaker 1: how long has she been playing hard to get? About
Speaker 1: a week? Okay? That is she is very good at
Speaker 1: hard to get. She is so hard that you'll never
Speaker 1: get her. You know what. I have hope, but she
Speaker 1: is playing hard to get. But I might need a
Speaker 1: little bit of assistance, and that's why I'm calling you
Speaker 1: guys to help me out. Okay, all right, well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song, come back, and then call her and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, sounds good, brooking Jubil
Speaker 1: in the morning. Second update if you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for today's second date update. Jeremy is on the phone
Speaker 1: and Jeremy thinks that the girl he wants to call
Speaker 1: is just playing hard to get. Yeah, she's doing a
Speaker 1: really good job too. They went out on a first
Speaker 1: date and he did his signature move where at some
Speaker 1: point the girl's talking and he stops her and goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not even listening to what you said. I'm just
Speaker 1: wondering would like to kiss you? And he says normally
Speaker 1: he gets a kiss, but in this instant, she said,
Speaker 1: well maybe later. After the date, she hasn't talked to him.
Speaker 1: He's texted her about six times, so she's playing more
Speaker 1: than hard to get. She's almost playing impossible to get.
Speaker 1: She's almost playing if you text me one more time,
Speaker 1: I've got to get a restraining order to get and
Speaker 1: that is very skilled. So we're gonna call her in
Speaker 1: just a second and see if we can get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out why she's not calling
Speaker 1: him back. Jeremy, you ready to go? Yeah? I am.
Speaker 1: She's she's a special one, is she though? Or are
Speaker 1: you just wanting to call her back because she didn't
Speaker 1: fall for your line, because like at one point you
Speaker 1: referred to her as like a notch on the belt,
Speaker 1: but then you said she had a great personality. So
Speaker 1: I'm confused, to be honest, when I was telling you
Speaker 1: guys the story, you know, it was kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, trying to be a tough guy. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not important. But when a girl like that won't
Speaker 1: you know, respond to me someone that I think I
Speaker 1: have a connection with, You know, it really does affect man.
Speaker 1: I do have feelings and I need okay, I just
Speaker 1: need some assistance there to just to get the second step. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: like you said to her after she wouldn't kiss you
Speaker 1: when you gave her your line, game, set and match,
Speaker 1: I think I think she's won the battle now if
Speaker 1: you're feeling like that, she may have won the battle,
Speaker 1: but she didn't win the war. Let's let's get her
Speaker 1: on the phone, all right, Let's go to war. Here
Speaker 1: we go out her number. Hello, him, I speak to Jess. Hi. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Jeff. Hey, Jess, how are you. This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: so this is a radio show. Yes, it's called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we actually got an email from
Speaker 1: one of our listeners and he asked us to get
Speaker 1: you on the phone. Two. Well, his name is Jeremy. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: do you remember you remember going on a date with Jeremy.
Speaker 1: This is really strange. They are like multiple people on
Speaker 1: this call. Yeah. Sorry, yeah, we're here too. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: me okay and Jose Okay. So what is it that
Speaker 1: you guys want to know? Well, Jeremy emailed us and
Speaker 1: said that you guys went on a date and he
Speaker 1: thought you had a really good time. He thought both
Speaker 1: of you guys connected, but now you're not calling him back,
Speaker 1: and he was wondering if we could get you on
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. He also thinks
Speaker 1: you're playing hard to get if that helps. He thinks
Speaker 1: I'm playing harding it. Yeah, he told him that was
Speaker 1: a really stupid idea. Oh god, this was by far
Speaker 1: not the best date I've been on. Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: see where he could come off kind of as a
Speaker 1: d bag maybe yeah, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, no hesitation.
Speaker 1: I don't think that he means it, though he seems
Speaker 1: like he has a nice heart. It just maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know. I hope he doesn't mean it. But he
Speaker 1: just really rubbed me in the wrong way. What did
Speaker 1: he do to rub you wrong? Whoa, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? A different that would have been a good date?
Speaker 1: My apologies. What did he do that did not sit
Speaker 1: right with you? How about that? I mean, there's like
Speaker 1: a laundry list to this. Um So the waitress, she
Speaker 1: was really nice to us. She came up, she took
Speaker 1: our order. He asked her, so, if the girl gets
Speaker 1: a cheese and tomato sandwich without the tomatoes, is it
Speaker 1: the same price? And I was like, are you for real?
Speaker 1: So you ordered a sandwich with tomato on it, but
Speaker 1: you didn't want tomato, And he was like, I should
Speaker 1: get a discount for that. Yeah. Apparently he thought that
Speaker 1: he needed to save some money on my tomato slices. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, though, maybe it was just the principle, because
Speaker 1: he does bring up a good point that if you're
Speaker 1: not going to include ingredients that were listed on the
Speaker 1: price right included, then maybe you should get a little
Speaker 1: de bit of a deal so you're as cheap as
Speaker 1: he is, because nobody does that on a first date.
Speaker 1: Nobody talked about tomato slices and how much they cost. Well,
Speaker 1: except for somebody who's financially responsible. What should show you
Speaker 1: a person who's ready to make a long term commitment
Speaker 1: and take care of you guys in the future. But
Speaker 1: it was more than that, you guys. It got worse.
Speaker 1: When we went to the museum. He asked for a
Speaker 1: refund because you didn't like some of the paintings or something.
Speaker 1: It was actually worse than that. It was so much
Speaker 1: worse than that. We got to the ticket window and
Speaker 1: we're about to order two passes to go in, and
Speaker 1: he's like, oh wow. I'm like, oh you okay, what's
Speaker 1: strong And he's like, ooh, this is really expensive. I'm
Speaker 1: like okay. He's like it's really expensive, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't want to pay for both. And I'm just
Speaker 1: like okay, And he's like, but why don't I buy
Speaker 1: you a ticket because I'm a gentleman, and I'll just
Speaker 1: wait outside for you to go in and enjoy the
Speaker 1: museum by yourself. What a gentleman? Did you take him
Speaker 1: up on the offer? What was your response? I was like, no, no, no, really,
Speaker 1: it's okay, don't worry about it. We can just rain
Speaker 1: check this. And he's like, no, no, no, I am sist.
Speaker 1: I insist you go enjoy yourself at the museum. And
Speaker 1: so did you go in? And he just waited around.
Speaker 1: I just went in and I walked around for like
Speaker 1: twenty thirty minutes, and I just prayed to the museum.
Speaker 1: God's like, I hope this guy's gone on leak, But
Speaker 1: don't you think that that's kind of I mean, it's
Speaker 1: sweet and sad at the same time. At least he
Speaker 1: wanted you to have a good time. That is, if
Speaker 1: he didn't ask for how much my tomato slices were earlier.
Speaker 1: You know, this guy, he is just trying to save
Speaker 1: every penny. And I came out and he was still
Speaker 1: there in the same spot. And I came outside and
Speaker 1: I was like, hi, thank you so much. I had
Speaker 1: a great time. I actually have to dash though, and
Speaker 1: he's like no, no, no, no, no no, let's just go
Speaker 1: grab some ice cream real quick, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I went to go get ice cream with him.
Speaker 1: I'm some of you guys only had free samples. Hey, no,
Speaker 1: the ice cream was full price. What was that? Oh
Speaker 1: that's Jeremy. He's on the other line listening and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Are you serious? Yep, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, I didn't really appreciate what you
Speaker 1: were implying about me. I thought implying a good day,
Speaker 1: you know, I let you go to the museum, check
Speaker 1: things out. I munt you ice cream after words. And
Speaker 1: the tomatoes. I mean, come on, if you're gonna order
Speaker 1: a cheese and tomato sandwich and you take out fifty
Speaker 1: percent of the ingredients and the price should go down. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna break this down for you, Jeremy. You
Speaker 1: are a cheap skate Okay, Jeremy. The thing that I
Speaker 1: don't unders stand those if you don't have the funds
Speaker 1: to go to the museum on a date, why did
Speaker 1: you go to begin with? I have the money. If
Speaker 1: it's not about not having the money like you guys
Speaker 1: are making me seem like I'm some cheap guy that
Speaker 1: doesn't want to pay for things. But the truth is
Speaker 1: the peches out there are always trying to nickel and
Speaker 1: dime you, like they're just getting whatever money they can
Speaker 1: get out of you. And I'm not falling for that.
Speaker 1: I'm a smart guy and I always make sure that
Speaker 1: I get a bargain. Yeah, but sending your date to
Speaker 1: the museum alone, it's not a bargain. I had gone
Speaker 1: to the museum beforehand, and I've seen everything. They don't
Speaker 1: change anything. You would like it, because she says she
Speaker 1: liked art. I do like art, but it's usually go
Speaker 1: to the museum with somebody to enjoy it with them together,
Speaker 1: you know, Like a date is a date with two people.
Speaker 1: If I want to take myself out, I would have.
Speaker 1: But like I said, I had already been there, I
Speaker 1: saw everything, so I thought we could talk about it
Speaker 1: to word. It's about having an experience with me, and
Speaker 1: you ditched me at a museum by myself and decided
Speaker 1: to bow out and basically pass the date was by myself. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I disagree with you on all of that. You can't
Speaker 1: argue the fact that I paid full price for that
Speaker 1: ice cream. Jess. Now that you've heard all of that,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on a second date
Speaker 1: with Jeremy. We will pay for it, so you don't
Speaker 1: have to worry about Jeremy paying for it, you guys,
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to ask a question, though,
Speaker 1: If you're going to give me like a gift card
Speaker 1: for this date, do I like, I don't have to
Speaker 1: use it all at one place? Right? You do whatever
Speaker 1: you want if Jess. First, you have to have Jess
Speaker 1: agree to go out with you again, and then you
Speaker 1: can handle the gift card situation. I think I'm going
Speaker 1: to pass on this. Um, I think he should be
Speaker 1: taking himself out, Okay, Jeremy, are you okay with taking
Speaker 1: yourself out from now on? I mean I wish Jess
Speaker 1: would join me, but I mean I'll still take the
Speaker 1: gift cards if you guys have him. But that's not
Speaker 1: how it works. Jeremy texted at seven eighty five to
Speaker 1: nine two, says, if my boyfriend had been like the
Speaker 1: dude in the second date update, our first date would
Speaker 1: have been me bowling by myself because he's gone bowling before.
Speaker 1: So why not just go bowl by yourself a little
Speaker 1: bit and we can talk about your experience. If you
Speaker 1: missed today a second date. Update. This dude, Jeremy wanted
Speaker 1: to call Jess. They went out. He thought they had
Speaker 1: a wonderful time, but it turns out she wasn't calling
Speaker 1: him back because Jeremy is cheap. Yeah, that's very very cheap.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm cheap. He is beyond cheap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And there's a difference between being broke it can't afford
Speaker 1: things and just plain old cheap. What he did is
Speaker 1: he went to the museum. He wanted to go to
Speaker 1: the museum. She's like, oh great, and he was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been here before. So I just got you a ticket.
Speaker 1: You can go in and look around and then come
Speaker 1: back out and then we'll talk about it and if
Speaker 1: you like the museum or not. So the whole date
Speaker 1: was like that. She even order the sandwich at the
Speaker 1: restaurant and she wanted to change a sandwich a little bit.
Speaker 1: So he asked a server, you know, hey, uh no
Speaker 1: tomato on this, like I don't have to pay for
Speaker 1: the tomato, do I, Which I will say, besides being
Speaker 1: him cheap, he does bring up a valid question. He
Speaker 1: really does. If you ask for a menu item without
Speaker 1: some of the ingredients, you should get some sort of
Speaker 1: money off. Yeah, they charged like a dollar fifty for bacon.
Speaker 1: If you get some of guy's bacon already on it,
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't want bacon. They should take off
Speaker 1: a dollar fifty exactly. I mean talk about avocado. Yeah, right.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are calling Jeremy a douchebag, but
Speaker 1: now I think Jeremy's onto something. Yeah, and I think
Speaker 1: that he's a smart man and he should get a date.
Speaker 1: But laugh. He did not get a date in this instance.
Speaker 1: So remember, if you want to do a second date update,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is email the show and
Speaker 1: we will call the person who didn't call you back.
Speaker 1: Lou ninety two point five