WEBVTT - enya is being targeted 0:00:16.360 --> 0:00:25.520 Literally a holy ship. Ship ship ship. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:34.519 Can come get your juice. Hello, Hello, is back in 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:35.240 the office. 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.760 Like there's like a crazy sound it might be it's 0:00:40.640 --> 0:00:41.720 oh yeah it was your voice. 0:00:41.840 --> 0:00:44.880 Yeah crazy No, but Kay is finally back in the office. 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.199 It's been what two months? We haven't seen KaiA in 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:48.120 two months, which. 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:51.400 Is crazy, but welcome to this episode of emergency intercom. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:54.480 He got started off like that, like what the heck 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.520 am I listening to? 0:00:56.040 --> 0:00:58.240 I forget? I literally just would have gone. I was 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.000 just telling him, like we need to start now, because 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:05.280 it's like I am so I'm like functioning below baseline 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:08.200 like typically, like I'm really really far below basedline. When 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:11.880 you see me, this is me at baseline, Like this 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:12.600 is when I feel like. 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:15.160 A normal person with me in bed. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:19.039 Babe, it's like above. 0:01:21.160 --> 0:01:24.440 So true, dude, It's crazy how the only way you 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.959 can connect with the people you love is if you 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:26.640 do trooms. 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:27.760 Yeah, Like why is that? 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.040 Like, yeah, it's the only way to make it work, 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.280 Like why did they make it like that? 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:32.160 It's the gain empathy? 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:36.040 Yeah, because before that, like there's what is wait, actually, 0:01:36.120 --> 0:01:38.360 what is that the word you just said? 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:39.480 I haven't done trooms. 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:41.679 Yet, so it's like when you like care like you, 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.160 I mean, it like makes me want a gag saying this, 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.720 But when you like care about other people's feelings, like 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:52.680 because my I'm sorry, but your feelings are not my problem. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.120 Me when my child expresses to me that they're sad, 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.520 I'm like, I'm like, I'm literally like stop trauma topic 0:01:58.560 --> 0:02:00.800 on me, Like you're seriously for beat me out. 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:05.720 Like what are you chronically online or something so weird? 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:06.560 To touch grass? 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.480 You need to go bad ass, like that is the 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.200 realist ship like touch grass. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.520 Says the person with taco bell stains on his bag. 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.440 Oh it, says the person that was just touching grass 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.160 all week it slept in grass. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:22.840 I can't believe I still haven't been camping. 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:23.240 I know. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.120 I just like really want to go because I want 0:02:25.120 --> 0:02:25.639 to poop. 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:25.920 In the woods. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:27.399 Yeah, that's like a good part. 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:29.200 But I need if before I die, I need to 0:02:29.200 --> 0:02:30.040 poop in a dirt hole. 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:33.680 Since I've gone, they've like upgraded and there's like a 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.400 tint around you now and it's like there's toilet paper 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.799 and like plastic bags and you take the ship out. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.040 No, I need like a custom wind. 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.000 No, you can still do that. Like I definitely was like, 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.400 I'm not using their fucking toilet, So I just in 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.320 the middle of then I was still so embarrassed because 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:50.600 it was like really really late. It was like four am, 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:52.799 and I was terrified I was gonna get the whole week. 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:55.160 You get like bubbly guts and it's loud as fuck. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:56.800 Well that's what happened to one of the people that 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.560 were with us, is they were but hear it. You 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.440 just go far far away, like downwind. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:04.839 Like did imagine being so embarrassed to like poop dear 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:06.840 people you're camping with that you go too far off 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.519 and you get lost, like dying the way. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:10.960 It's definitely happened before, but I'm. 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:11.720 Gonna make sure that happens. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:14.440 There was like a mountain next to my campsite that 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.120 I hiked up, and I woke up really really early 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.800 to hike up it. I mean, and when we camp, 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:22.000 we like we're not at like a campsite that you 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:23.920 regul like that you would think you go to like 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.960 we're in the middle of nowhere, like one hundred miles 0:03:25.960 --> 0:03:29.200 away from like the nearest person, like very very desolate vibes, 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.800 like you don't see anyone no one sees you the 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:33.680 entire time you're out there. It's kind of creepy, but 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.680 it's also like really cool because you're not interacting with 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:38.760 other people at all, and I mean you're like on 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:42.160 your own, like no no food, no campfire, like none 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.240 of that. Like it's crazy. But there's a mountain next 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.520 to us that's definitely hasn't been touched by a human 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:51.080 being in like ten thousand years. Like I felt really special. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.760 It was really cool, and I hiked up to the 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.800 top of it, and I like put a bunch of 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.440 schedules everywhere, so in the next ten thousand years, when 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.320 a person hikes up it, they stumble upon like these 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:02.440 really fucking. 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:06.240 What the fuck is a schedual bitch, Like you just 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:09.520 said that, Like it's like demon ship that's like a Ryan. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:11.640 When I was in Portugal with her, she said something. 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:13.640 She was like, oh, so and so from Wimpleton, and 0:04:13.680 --> 0:04:17.719 then she kept talking, Where the fuck is Wimpledton. I 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:23.120 now know it's like in the UK, but Wimpleton, if. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:26.040 You you do not exist like. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.800 A Pokemon dude, there's probably no pictures of you because 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:30.760 you don't exist and you're not real and you're gonna 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:32.520 go to touch your computer that you're watching this on 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.120 and your hands are going to go through it. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:36.600 It's like that one idea where like every once in 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.280 a while, like the nemon you know. 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.360 What I'm talking You were going to say something like schizophrenic, 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.360 so then I wouldn't know. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.680 What you were talking. No. No, it's just like it's 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:46.600 like this theory that like your neutrons and electrons and 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.480 atoms will like align because everything's made up of empty space, 0:04:49.520 --> 0:04:52.320 that there's a possibility that one in like a quadrillion 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:55.599 bajillion chance that you hit the wall and like your 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:56.679 hand can go through. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.920 The wall, because that ever happened, or they just are 0:04:59.000 --> 0:04:59.840 saying that that's all. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:03.119 That's it's an idea. It's possible, But I don't believe 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:03.960 that anything is real. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.480 But you were saying, I. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:12.040 Put a bunch of siduals and like effigies and weird 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.160 ship up at the top of this mountain, so when 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:15.320 people stumbled. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:20.280 Upon it, you're like making ship up, bro. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:23.680 No y'all know, so you put what did they look like? 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:25.720 Just like I put sticks in Like you don't have 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.560 a picture of it. No, I didn't. They didn't do that, No, 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.479 I got a video of one that no, I did like, like, 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:32.960 I got a video, I got a video of one 0:05:33.000 --> 0:05:36.160 that's really embarrassing that Like, after I did it, I 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:39.120 was like, this is the corniest ship I've ever done, 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.560 and no one will ever know except for Kaikai is 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:43.080 the only. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:44.400 Person You didn't tell me one about that? 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:45.919 No, it's so cringe. 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:48.479 You made the grinder logo out of rocks. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:51.640 Wait, why would you put the grinder app on there? 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:54.680 You don't use that? Know that one's for l g 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:56.320 B T Q Q. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.040 Q Q is for Q and on. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:03.920 No, that's not that's not what it is. But we 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:04.839 can add it if you want. 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:06.960 Is what is Q? Is it questioning. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:10.840 Her queer? 0:06:11.080 --> 0:06:11.240 Oh? 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:18.800 Yeah, I'd like to apply under Q no gidding. Since 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:20.839 I've been begging your mama, I will say I fall 0:06:20.920 --> 0:06:21.240 under Q. 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:22.640 I am questioning a lot. 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.599 But you said since I invaded your mama. 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.839 I look, he did invade her whole. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:32.000 Yeah, I'm sorry, Sorry, Pam, Say sorry to my mom. 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:32.679 Sorry, Pam. 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:34.480 Actually she didn't text me that. She listened to the 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:35.159 last episode. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:36.280 So she's tired of you, bro. 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:39.360 She's like, she's bored. She's bored of it all. 0:06:40.960 --> 0:06:41.960 Why are you going to do that? 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.320 Actually, I should do that to you to silence you 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:48.000 from saying all your you literally spread fake news, like 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:54.000 you used your platform to spread fake literally you're pulling 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.599 like a Christian to the public. 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:55.960 Yeah. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.320 Yesterday he said two things where like I had to 0:06:58.360 --> 0:06:59.599 look them up, and I was like, I feel so 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.080 bad for being this friend when you say things no Christian. 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:07.479 Oh no, I well you don't say it's real. 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:09.760 And like reality, So I'm not gonna look it up 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.040 because it's gonna be like no one. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:12.760 Is saying this. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.440 Because you find all your information through like somebody's TikTok 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.200 who makes like eighteen million a day, and then there's 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.760 one with words on the frames. You're like h and 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:21.400 you click. 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.760 That one information and line misinformation and lines or it's 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:26.360 information and truths. 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:29.000 Yeah, I guess depending on where you live and you're 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:34.240 peeling back the veil veil veal goat Drew's goaated. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:37.600 That was rich. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.760 Yeah, that one was like kind of anxiety. I am impressed. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:42.440 Did you just wake that out that? Because that was 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:43.680 as impressive? 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:45.640 How well I'm a rapper. 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:48.400 Did someone else say that you said something that was funny? 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:49.880 And I texted it to you because you didn't have 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:50.960 your phone on you way. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:52.440 Oh yeah, I've been leaving the house. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.720 Oh, they called me Nintendo the way I switch up, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.960 which is like not a flex and it's like the worst. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:02.960 Thing, the way they switch up on me. And I 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:04.320 said it, and then he was like, did you make 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:05.480 that up? And I was like, I think I just 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:05.880 made that. 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:07.560 I had to look it up and I was like, 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:09.120 oh my god, and I made it up. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:12.080 I made up a thing too. Yeah, it's that I 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:17.320 see on both sides, like Chanel like bisexual. Yeah, wait 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.560 you're well, no I'm not, but that's just something. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:21.480 Yeah, why did you say that? 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:21.680 Then? 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.760 For clout, gay is not allowed? Gay is not allowed? 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:36.360 Why do you think that? Sorry, I just parted my 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:37.640 sweaty feet in my socks. 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:39.400 I don't know she was on because my feet got 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.120 so hot, darned across the chair. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:42.080 Wa Hey, why do you say that? 0:08:42.080 --> 0:08:42.480 You should? 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:47.360 Nikki Blonski where is she? So? 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:48.160 I haven't seen her? 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:53.280 She is, No, she's chilling like she's living her fucking life. 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:55.760 But like I watched her live streams on TikTok every 0:08:55.800 --> 0:08:59.320 once in a while. She has a spot in my 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:03.000 heart for ever. There's a few people that like have 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:05.080 a spot in my heart, and she is one of them. 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.320 And I can't name the other ones because it's really problematic. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:12.880 I thought you were saying I can't name the other 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:14.560 ones because like you can't think of them, and I 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:17.000 was gonna be like that, I guess how big of 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:20.600 a spot do they really have? If you read self 0:09:20.640 --> 0:09:23.439 help books, I don't know if I want to talk to. 0:09:23.400 --> 0:09:25.680 You if you can't figure it out on your own 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:26.559 like type shit. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:28.080 Or like I'm just like you don't have Like I 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:31.760 feel like self help books are like the Avon of 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.520 makeup or like the Mary Kate. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:39.720 Yeah, it's like it's super period scheme period. Sorry, I'm bleeding. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:40.800 I'm free bleeding right now. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:41.040 In my. 0:09:43.840 --> 0:09:45.079 It's like a pyramid scheme. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:48.120 And all the graphic design for it looks like they 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.920 like AI generated it. 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.880 I've noticed, like looking at like go to a Barns 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.160 and Nobles and just look at all of the book 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.160 covers like they look fucking insane. 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.400 It's insane. There can't be words behind that cover. 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.160 No, they literally freaking out. 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.040 If you like picked it up, it would shake and 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:06.439 there'd be like an old kid. It rattle like somebody. 0:10:06.200 --> 0:10:09.160 Left the soon soon books are just gonna be fucking 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.120 SD cards that we put into our ears. 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:14.000 How soon do you think that is? 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:17.360 I genuinely believe in the next fifty years something. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:17.760 Is actually wrong. 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:20.960 I can't even get lastick because my eyes are dry. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:22.559 Do you know how many people like just wouldn't be 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.239 able to get that, like because. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:26.240 Would it have to it would have to do with 0:10:26.280 --> 0:10:27.760 your eyes, would have to connect to your eyes so 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:29.120 you can see it? Or is it You're just like 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:30.079 your brain is reading it. 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:31.760 It's just your brain. It's a chip in your brain. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:37.600 Such unnecessary literally, and like so I saw like a 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:41.280 video of like kids from like the nineteen sixties, like 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:44.560 predicting what the two thousands were gonna look like. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:46.199 One of them was like, dude, I'm gonna have a 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.080 huge TikTok account brand. 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:52.240 I'm gonna do NPC TikTok live videos. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:55.080 My grandpa's gonna but my grandson is gonna post pictasee 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:56.000 me when I was hot. 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.840 As fun, keep popping on. 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:01.200 TikTok yeah, and I'm gonna bang. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:05.440 Yeah, Okay, okay, what are you saying? 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:06.440 What were they predicting? 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:08.079 Oh? 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:09.679 But they just like predicted a bunch of sh I 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:10.800 forgot what I was saying. 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:12.920 Well, you're supposed to remember what they were saying. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:16.480 Well, they were saying like, oh, they're gonna like have 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:19.920 like phones in their homes and like just ship like that, 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.880 Like they're gonna have TV. That's in the most creative 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.719 people ever back then it was. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:29.319 It was I mean, I guess, but phone TV existed, 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:29.880 so they were. 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.040 Like, it'll be like what we have, but like kind 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.320 of the opposite inside. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:36.480 No, no, no, it was. It was impressive because like 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:38.480 the other said they were saying, was like, oh, they'll 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:41.080 be like scared of the nuke and ship like and 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:48.680 ship like that, and like yeah, yeah, I think nukes 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:52.319 are alive to keep the population and check to scare 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.679 us into submission. We don't have. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.839 Three people are like damn, I shouldn't run this red 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.000 light because like what if. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:00.480 It's not toping? 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.960 Like yeah, I mean it's deeper than that. 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:07.760 Yeah, that's my favorite conspiracy theory, like political, Yeah, there's 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.920 no nukes, Like nukes are like what backs the US 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:11.720 dollar value? 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:15.720 I guess yeah, the military industrial complex, it all goes 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:16.439 back to it. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.640 Ooh, that's crazy. Because I dropped a nuke on your 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.079 mom's cucci. 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.960 Oh, I dropped a nuke, which is a turd in 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:29.920 your mom's vagina, and it gave her a bacterial yeast infection. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.640 The bacterial yeast infection. 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:38.400 Right right, Okay, wait, wait wait, I have shit written down, 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:41.200 but I gotta find it first because it's like mixed 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:45.160 into what I already said. 0:12:45.840 --> 0:12:49.640 Did you guys see the LK ninety nine thing, Well, 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:52.160 it's like the superconductor. 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.640 No, I didn't see that. Now there's like. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:57.520 Some South Korean scientists that figured out a way to 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.280 make a superconductor. 0:12:58.960 --> 0:12:59.880 That room temperature. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.640 Yeah, yeah, which is crazy. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.840 Yeah, because it's yeah, really crazy, and. 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:09.400 We would use that for It's like the MRI machine 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.559 costs like forty million dollars and you could make one 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.040 for like a thousand dollars. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:15.040 Because you don't have to like cool it and you 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:19.080 can make like floating Yeah, because didn't we have to 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.840 like used to like freeze like these like magnets to 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:23.960 like make them letitate. 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:26.120 I watched this video by this guy on YouTube and 0:13:26.160 --> 0:13:29.880 he was like basically saying that it would it would 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:32.480 change the world if they actually pulled this shit off. 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:35.400 Because like have you seen the job. Yeah, that's what 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:37.320 they were saying, is like you could create tracks and 0:13:37.360 --> 0:13:39.160 like make cars float and then. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:45.719 Like necessary to like cool down the earth, but like 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:48.760 the cars float, like it always has to be that. 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:51.400 I say that they could make like a quantum computer 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:52.359 wing bot. 0:13:52.520 --> 0:13:57.839 Like oh that lives in seventeen different and it gets 0:13:57.880 --> 0:13:59.120 embedded in the. 0:13:58.920 --> 0:13:59.760 Hood of a clip. 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:03.080 So then exactly, Yeah, it's like a neuralink but for 0:14:03.120 --> 0:14:06.200 your exactly, and then anytime you're you're just like. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.160 A neuralink but for your pussy. 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.559 Yeah wait where you're not allowed to say. 0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:10.880 The P words. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:13.679 Yeah, I actually I actually feel that. I'm sorry. 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.880 Yeah, but there was a lot of drama with it 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:21.000 because like they submitted it like years and years and years, 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:23.160 like not years and years, like three years ago, and 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:25.960 everybody was like, brother, shit is physically impossible, Like y'all 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.560 are lying, y'all are making this ship up. And they 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.040 kind of were. They were like theorizing, and they used 0:14:31.040 --> 0:14:34.640 like a different material like copper or something like. I 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.000 don't I don't know exactly the science behind it, but 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:40.320 basically the drama is that like it kind of started 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:44.040 leaking that they were cracking the code. So the scientists 0:14:44.040 --> 0:14:47.600 that went and published it first, it was a group 0:14:47.600 --> 0:14:49.680 of three because they want a Nobel Peace Prizes and 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.800 you can only get Nobel Peace Prizes in groups of 0:14:52.880 --> 0:14:56.840 three or less. So people were like kind of copying 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:01.720 their signs, like yeah, yeah, it seems well you can 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.480 get one in solo. But he ran, he broke away 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.640 and like her, submitted it. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.560 So I have to start like a boy band to 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.680 get my next I couldn't like I'd have to start 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.560 like a duo, like an outcast kind of situation. 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:20.880 Chrome, What the hell like this? That's like a finish 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:21.400 of paint. 0:15:21.640 --> 0:15:26.680 Yeah, yes, I've been eating a lot of adrenochrome recently. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.480 Why are you looking at me? You're looking at me 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.440 way too much and am not supposed. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:31.480 To look at you. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.280 I actually feel like this whole episode, I haven't looked 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:34.640 at you, and that's why I started looking at you, 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:37.000 because I've been just like zoning off while y'all talk 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.600 about like magnets and fans. 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.240 Okay, this is a heart This is a crazy take. 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:49.440 God sends his tastiest babies to his hungry as pit bulls. Well, okay, listen, 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:54.600 what does that mean? That piples eat children. Okay, like 0:15:56.120 --> 0:16:06.120 I love animals, Oh my god, man, no, I love animals, 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:09.000 but like piples, did you just think of that? 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.520 No, I write it down, I know, but I'm saying, like, 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:12.520 did you think of that? 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:15.280 Well not those exact that exact very bage. 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:19.480 No, yeah, but okay, because I was like, in what 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:21.400 world were you around pit bulls? 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.960 No? I posted that on my meme account. Literally all 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.680 of that ship I read is just shit. I posted 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:28.120 from my meme. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.600 Oh okay, I thought like you were talking to somebody 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:32.160 and they were like, yeah, like my pit bull like 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:33.280 fuck my baby. 0:16:33.120 --> 0:16:35.320 Up or some shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, God 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.640 sends his tastiest kids to his pipples. 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.240 That was like the craziest thing I think you've ever said. 0:16:44.000 --> 0:16:47.120 But I was gonna get into like, okay, God, yeah, 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:50.640 go far. I love animals and like shit, but like 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.960 pipples are kind of scary and that's like my probably 0:16:53.000 --> 0:16:55.840 my most problematic take ever is and the people who 0:16:55.880 --> 0:17:00.960 ride for that's the I was like, this is one 0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:05.439 that I did come up with. I don't know how 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:06.200 to work. 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:27.480 Though, but basically it's like. 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:23.040 Man, you are on a roll right now, Like this 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:27.840 is insane you're saying men do the same thing. 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:33.760 Cut. I guess this episode is already cut in, sliced, 0:17:34.600 --> 0:17:38.800 just like it's done done. 0:17:39.760 --> 0:17:42.000 Should I tell the story about the scary men at Nobuo? 0:17:42.680 --> 0:17:42.960 Yes? 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:46.920 So I was at this event with like a bunch 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.760 of homegirls and it was it was at the Malibu Pier, 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:52.480 which is right next to the Nobuo like in Malibu. Yes, 0:17:52.520 --> 0:17:54.439 I go to the No Boo in Malibu, like and 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:55.920 it's easy and I just do it on a whee 0:17:56.080 --> 0:17:58.160 like that's just kind of life. I leave, But one 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:00.359 of them really likes eating there and they're We're like, oh, 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.720 we should go. So we walked over. We tried so 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:04.520 hard to get a table. They literally looked us up 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:06.320 and down and we're like, we do not have anything here, 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:08.440 and we begged for an eta for a table and 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:09.640 they were like, we can't do that. 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:10.880 And then my friend was like. 0:18:11.920 --> 0:18:14.199 But if you had to guess, could you And she 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:16.480 was like, I literally cannot guess for you right now, 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:18.560 Like it was a weird interaction. 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:21.679 But we want to know boo couldn't get a table. 0:18:22.200 --> 0:18:24.960 Then we were told we could go to the bar 0:18:25.080 --> 0:18:27.280 area and you can order food there. I've also already 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.800 told this story to Drew, So if he seems like unamused, 0:18:29.800 --> 0:18:32.280 it's not because it's an awesome like not an awesome story, 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:34.239 it's because I've already told him. So I guess this 0:18:34.280 --> 0:18:35.040 is more for Katy. 0:18:34.840 --> 0:18:36.320 Because he's the only one in the room who hasn't 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:39.439 heard it. But we couldn't get a table, and then 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:40.119 we have to sit there. 0:18:40.119 --> 0:18:42.439 My altar hasn't heard it. Should I front? Should I 0:18:42.440 --> 0:18:43.000 bring him up? 0:18:45.560 --> 0:18:46.240 Are you serious? 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:46.760 Jericho? 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.760 Anyway? Did you name him or did he name himself? 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:52.800 Hey, Derek Jericho? 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:53.440 Yeah? 0:18:53.560 --> 0:18:55.920 Did you? I mean, you're not that much different from Drew. 0:18:56.280 --> 0:18:57.600 I'm emo? 0:18:58.080 --> 0:18:59.760 Oh okay, did you give yourself that name? 0:18:59.800 --> 0:19:03.359 Or I was cutting for Justin Bieber and interrupted by 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:04.200 a no boot story. 0:19:05.400 --> 0:19:09.440 Oh I didn't answer my question. Also, both of those 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:10.840 people are fully fine. You don't have to do that 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:11.400 for them. 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:13.600 Now. 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.080 Jarn left one direction. 0:19:15.680 --> 0:19:16.560 It was like a long. 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.840 Time ago, and he never left. I guess technically everybody 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:21.680 who stayed in Wonder actually got fired. They got laid off, 0:19:21.880 --> 0:19:24.840 which is kind of embarrassing. Like Zayn left and then 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:31.040 it was like fuck, all right, you don't. 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:32.600 Seem like it took that long to change back. 0:19:32.720 --> 0:19:34.879 It's really easy. It's like they're sitting at like a 0:19:34.960 --> 0:19:36.399 round table in my brain at all time. 0:19:36.440 --> 0:19:38.760 Okay, they're sitting at the red table with Jada. 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:43.879 The Red Willow Smith. Well, no, no, no, babe, I was 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:51.920 just I don't think, don't Willow Willow Pill. 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:54.439 I don't know what you're saying to me. 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:58.640 I'm to keep going pill Willow Pill is a drag 0:19:58.720 --> 0:20:00.359 queen that ate down and won this season. 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:06.359 Okay, and she like, yeah, whoa. 0:20:06.880 --> 0:20:08.840 Anyways, we're sitting in the corner of this bar. 0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:11.400 When we walk in, immediately these two older men who 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:13.720 had to have been in there like mid to late fifties. 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:17.280 We're staring at us, but and all of us kind 0:20:17.320 --> 0:20:19.119 of saw it, but none of us acknowledge because we 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:20.840 were like whatever we finished eating. 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:23.760 Wait, can you pause real quick. I'm sorry. I just 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:29.600 hate like women being like being like talked to and 0:20:29.760 --> 0:20:31.080 looked at weird by men. 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:35.040 Like you, like a three hour break. 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:36.760 Yeah, I need to go lay down and cry. 0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:39.920 That's crazy because it didn't really affect me like that. 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:47.439 So it's like, why are you it's about you, It's. 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:49.560 It's about the men involved, and like what they're up. 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:54.840 To, yeah, my emotions are more important than yours. Oh wow, actually, 0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:56.439 can you stop touching me? Thank you? 0:20:59.080 --> 0:21:00.880 So whatever, we like can acknowledge them. 0:21:01.000 --> 0:21:03.000 We finished our food, we're finishing our drink, and as 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:06.359 we're finishing, the two guys go up and talk to 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:10.520 two of the girls we're with and me and like 0:21:10.560 --> 0:21:12.320 the other girls are kind of like, oh okay, like 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:15.920 they'll walk away eventually. I'm sure they don't walk away. 0:21:16.000 --> 0:21:18.000 Ten minutes has passed, and like our two home girls 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:20.639 are kind of looking at us and they're like, and 0:21:20.680 --> 0:21:21.600 I'm like, oh. 0:21:22.200 --> 0:21:25.600 We like kind of said in the mid fifties, late fifties, yeah, 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:27.120 they had What the fuck? I was not there. 0:21:27.240 --> 0:21:29.280 I was in New York, dude, I'm not in my. 0:21:29.800 --> 0:21:32.000 Oh no, he was in his mid nineties by Jonah Hill. 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:34.800 Okay, okay, I ate nineties. 0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:37.800 Low key was Jonah Hill. Guys like that's who it was. 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:40.360 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't put it past him. 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:41.360 It was not Jonah Hill. 0:21:45.480 --> 0:21:47.760 So whatever, we all start talking and then he's like 0:21:48.119 --> 0:21:50.399 guessing where we're all from, and he keeps talking to 0:21:50.440 --> 0:21:52.960 all of us, and I was just already kind of drunk, 0:21:52.960 --> 0:21:54.560 and he wouldn't get the hint that we didn't want 0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:56.040 him to be talking to us because it'd be like, yeah, 0:21:56.080 --> 0:21:58.000 but you know, we're about to like have one more 0:21:58.040 --> 0:22:00.240 drink and leave like whatever, like just trying to get 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:02.520 them away. We're like, yeah, we're having a girl's night, like, 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:04.040 and he just wouldn't back off. 0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:04.960 And then. 0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:08.320 My friend and me were like, they're not even gonna 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:10.639 buy us drinks and they look like they have a 0:22:10.680 --> 0:22:13.040 lot of money and they won't leave us alone. And 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:15.160 I was like, oh, we should just ask if they're 0:22:15.200 --> 0:22:17.280 gonna and I think at one point like somebody kind 0:22:17.280 --> 0:22:19.640 of threw it into conversation and they just ignored it. 0:22:19.880 --> 0:22:22.199 So then I got on my phone onto Instagram and 0:22:22.240 --> 0:22:25.040 I put by I'll insert the photo photo both of 0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:25.440 these things. 0:22:25.920 --> 0:22:27.760 I put buy us. 0:22:27.680 --> 0:22:30.200 A drink question mark on the thing, and I kind 0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:32.240 of started a concert. 0:22:32.400 --> 0:22:35.720 Yeah, for visual listeners, it's like black screen white texts. 0:22:35.800 --> 0:22:38.240 Yeah, it was like just fully like subtitled that, and 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:40.800 I'm like and I I'm trying to shout to them, 0:22:40.840 --> 0:22:47.440 and they're kind of just like like literally liked like it's. 0:22:47.240 --> 0:22:49.040 Like right here, wait, hold your hand out to me. 0:22:49.600 --> 0:22:58.440 It's like right there, and they're like. 0:22:54.600 --> 0:22:58.520 Like slowly just moving away, and then I was like hello, like, oh, 0:22:58.520 --> 0:22:58.760 that was. 0:22:58.720 --> 0:23:01.560 Probably so allowed to that, like hello, come on, and 0:23:01.680 --> 0:23:03.840 I like made them read it, and then you're just 0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:04.520 looking at them. 0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:10.199 Like hey, like and they just keep talking to everybody else. 0:23:10.400 --> 0:23:12.200 Why are you like an actress? That was good. I'm 0:23:12.200 --> 0:23:14.080 not even just playing like that is good. 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:18.320 I'm not even just playing you guys. 0:23:18.480 --> 0:23:22.760 I'm not even just playing this like I'm real. But 0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:25.920 I hate how squeaky this chair is on my chains. 0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:29.240 Why he's like shitting it's all of a sudden, all 0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:32.359 of a sudden. It's never once squeaked, but all of 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:34.360 a sudden it's the chair. Because I think, and you're 0:23:34.359 --> 0:23:37.760 shitting yourself. I think you're wearing a diaper. We need 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:39.640 to we need to bring back diapers. 0:23:39.680 --> 0:23:40.879 I'm not kidding. I need to piss in. 0:23:40.840 --> 0:23:43.560 A Should we do it tonight? I'm literally not even kidding. 0:23:43.600 --> 0:23:46.680 Because I was so jealous of Christian and Michael when 0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:49.000 they put on diapers and pete and then without me, 0:23:49.720 --> 0:23:51.480 I was like, fuck, dude, I need to try that. 0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.280 That's like the craziest sentence ever. I was so jealous 0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:58.919 of my other grown ass friends who were fishing a diapers. 0:23:58.520 --> 0:24:00.840 Without me anyways, gotta try it out. 0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:03.600 They ignore it and then they keep talking and we 0:24:03.720 --> 0:24:05.880 like kind of keep trying to just get them away 0:24:06.320 --> 0:24:06.840 like from us. 0:24:06.920 --> 0:24:08.800 They won't. And then I put on my phone again. 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:11.280 I was like, I want to drink question mark on 0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:14.320 me exclamation point and I was like hello, and I 0:24:14.359 --> 0:24:16.320 was like, come on, is this gonna get you? 0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:18.000 Like you know you want it? Like I just like 0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:18.800 kept doing that. 0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.639 Also, one of the friends of Tavi and she pointed 0:24:21.680 --> 0:24:23.520 out to me when I saw her the other day, 0:24:23.560 --> 0:24:24.800 she was like that the way I was showing the 0:24:24.800 --> 0:24:25.119 phone was. 0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:31.040 I was like, like, it's just. 0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:35.560 Like like really like moving a lot. 0:24:36.680 --> 0:24:39.119 And then one of the guys started to almost like answer. 0:24:40.119 --> 0:24:43.040 I was like, oh, actually, like you let me buy 0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:45.440 him a drink and I was like, I'm not gonna 0:24:45.440 --> 0:24:46.280 buy you a drink. 0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:47.000 I was kidding. 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:49.840 Oh, but if the roles were reversed, yeah, it would 0:24:49.880 --> 0:24:50.320 be funny. 0:24:50.520 --> 0:24:52.360 I just ring you up for a second. I thought 0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:54.200 you were like. 0:24:53.480 --> 0:24:56.320 Like here for women, and now it seems like you're 0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:57.880 just like when I'm playing both. 0:24:58.040 --> 0:24:59.960 Listen, women come from my ribb and they are the devil. 0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:05.000 Oh wow, is that like a religious ideology. 0:25:05.119 --> 0:25:08.280 I can't get behind that personally. Oh my I am. 0:25:08.440 --> 0:25:11.320 I am like, she wants you so bad. She's hearing this, 0:25:11.440 --> 0:25:13.919 she's gonna hear you. She's gonna finger you. 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:16.960 Okay, okay, but seriously, no jokes, Like that's fucked up 0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:18.240 and I don't support that. 0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:24.639 God user, Oh, I can get loud, should get loud. No, 0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:26.520 it's gonna scare you. 0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:30.359 That was so loud, but whatever. I was like, I'm 0:25:30.359 --> 0:25:32.480 not gonna buy your drink. And then he starts going on. 0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:34.960 He's like, you know what, girls, I have a better idea. 0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:37.919 All of you, come to my house. I have plenty 0:25:38.000 --> 0:25:40.080 of alcohol, I have a pool, I got a disco 0:25:40.119 --> 0:25:40.520 ball and. 0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:41.359 A dance floor. 0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:43.280 We can get started a little party of borrow like 0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:45.040 start saying all this. I was just looking at I'm like, 0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:47.360 are you crazy? You're gonna fucking kill us? 0:25:47.440 --> 0:25:50.760 Like no, and you fumbled the bag like crazy and 0:25:50.800 --> 0:25:54.080 I'm not even saying that, Like she literally fumbled from 0:25:54.080 --> 0:25:56.600 me and the rest of my summer, like you. 0:25:56.560 --> 0:26:00.240 Should have just like you have to make it about you, 0:26:00.480 --> 0:26:02.440 not even like and you fumbled so hard she could 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:04.600 have like gotten the car she wanted, like all this 0:26:04.600 --> 0:26:05.480 stuff like she. 0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:07.680 Fuffled so hard. I could have had access to a. 0:26:07.640 --> 0:26:11.159 Pool, some friends with pools, but like, it would have 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.400 been so easy if that was your baile, Like, yeah, I. 0:26:13.359 --> 0:26:15.480 Guess all I would have to do is like have 0:26:15.600 --> 0:26:17.560 sex and commit to somebody who's like really gross. 0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:19.399 I do it every day. 0:26:20.119 --> 0:26:20.920 Every day. 0:26:21.640 --> 0:26:30.040 I'm looking at her, Queen, Queen, Queen. You two, queen. 0:26:34.320 --> 0:26:36.760 I love the idea of you wanting and you to 0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:38.920 take the chance of getting trafficked so you can see 0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:39.640 a disco ball. 0:26:39.760 --> 0:26:42.600 Yeah, dance floor inside the house. But he has bread, 0:26:42.680 --> 0:26:44.440 Like that's crazy. But he wouldn't buy you a drink. 0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:45.600 That's That's what I'm saying. 0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:47.840 No, that's what I kept saying. And I made that 0:26:47.960 --> 0:26:48.359 joke to him. 0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:51.880 I was like, he kept he might be the kill you. 0:26:51.880 --> 0:26:54.000 Literally kept saying it. Like five times. He was liked, 0:26:54.000 --> 0:26:55.159 come to our house, come to our house, come to 0:26:55.160 --> 0:26:56.840 our house, and we were like no, and then he wouldn' 0:26:56.880 --> 0:26:58.720 leave someone. We were like, can you even make drinks? 0:26:58.720 --> 0:27:00.520 Like we can get really good drinks or so even 0:27:00.560 --> 0:27:02.080 in the off chimese we did go to your house, 0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:03.520 what can you make? And then he looks at me, 0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:05.000 He's like, what do you like to drink, and I 0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:07.360 was like tequila, and he was like, I can make 0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:10.000 you a triple shop margarita that will send you off. 0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:11.200 And I was like, you are. 0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:20.159 Going to behead me and I was like so, I 0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:21.480 was like, so you just want to go to your 0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:23.280 house so you can kill us, like and he was like, 0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:25.720 I couldn't take on all four all five of you, 0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:27.879 and I was like, we were like, okay, so you 0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:29.359 can take on like two of us or something like 0:27:29.440 --> 0:27:30.160 what is happening? 0:27:30.400 --> 0:27:32.879 He just wouldn't leave us alone. And then I started 0:27:32.880 --> 0:27:34.040 getting really annoyed. 0:27:33.680 --> 0:27:35.880 Because he mentioned he kept being like, come to my house, 0:27:35.880 --> 0:27:37.080 come to my house, come to my house. 0:27:37.200 --> 0:27:38.640 And we were like, no, we don't even. 0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:42.920 Live close to you consequence, and he. 0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:46.320 Like kept like talking, and then I just started getting 0:27:46.320 --> 0:27:47.760 really annoyed and I would turn to the bar and 0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:48.399 turn back. 0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:51.200 And be like like start yelling like. 0:27:51.200 --> 0:27:59.800 That started screaming and they didn't munch like he literally 0:27:59.880 --> 0:28:01.600 just like I had told him I was for Miami. 0:28:01.640 --> 0:28:04.120 He goes, there's that spice coming out. 0:28:04.160 --> 0:28:07.840 Like he was just like like, dude, it was insane. 0:28:07.920 --> 0:28:12.880 One of them was definitely a little scenile, Like anything 0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.399 you said to him. He couldn't hear, so that's probably 0:28:15.400 --> 0:28:16.880 why the screams didn't bother him. 0:28:16.880 --> 0:28:18.119 Like when I told. 0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:23.240 Him literally I they were like, oh, are you Cuban 0:28:23.359 --> 0:28:25.080 because I'm for Miami. I was like, yeah, I'm like 0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:27.920 Cuban and him Durance and he goes, oh, I love Hungry. 0:28:28.119 --> 0:28:32.800 I can't believe so long like Stargards. 0:28:32.480 --> 0:28:35.520 Is like Houn Durists and he was like yeah hungry 0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:37.320 and like he literally keep taking back. 0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:41.720 I was like no, no, no, no, no, no whatever. 0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:43.240 It just like kept going. 0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:45.440 For so fucking long, and they like would not budget. 0:28:45.440 --> 0:28:47.040 I can't remember some of the other shiit I did. 0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:48.680 I was just acting fucking insane. 0:28:48.680 --> 0:28:48.840 Oh. 0:28:48.840 --> 0:28:51.320 I told him I was a landlord for an RV part. 0:28:51.240 --> 0:28:54.240 Oh yeah, And then it turns out that you was 0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:56.800 literally a landlord for an RV because it was It 0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.640 was one of the when he was drilling in the 0:28:59.760 --> 0:29:01.680 entire time about he was like, no, like this is 0:29:01.720 --> 0:29:03.840 fucking weird, Like this is like a match made in heaven, 0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:07.000 Like this is weird that we're both RV land Yeah. 0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:10.720 He became obsessed with Becausea's life sucked balls too well. 0:29:10.760 --> 0:29:13.320 He ate it up so like, actually, I have two 0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:15.360 other things I did before I get into that. He 0:29:15.480 --> 0:29:18.600 was holding this drink and I literally like, wait, hold this, 0:29:18.760 --> 0:29:21.880 like they at this point has gone for like twenty 0:29:21.920 --> 0:29:25.640 five minutes. I go give me that, Lily, like take 0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:28.800 this cup out of his hand, and he was like. 0:29:29.040 --> 0:29:31.959 Oh, you want some tequila. I was like, I just 0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:33.120 like yanked your cuff on. 0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:35.440 Your hand literally so bad. 0:29:36.200 --> 0:29:37.120 And then one of. 0:29:37.040 --> 0:29:39.920 Their phones was on there, like on the like bar table. 0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:44.040 I was like, give me that. I just like grabbing 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:48.320 hit because I wanted to scare them away. Like what 0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:50.600 I was hoping would happen is they'd be like, Okay, 0:29:50.640 --> 0:29:52.640 we've been drilling these girls trying to get them to 0:29:52.680 --> 0:29:54.600 come to our house for thirty minutes when they've said 0:29:54.640 --> 0:29:57.760 no eighteen times, but one of them has to budge, 0:29:57.800 --> 0:29:59.760 And I thought maybe they'd be like, oh, one of 0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:02.040 them actually fucking insane, it will come to my house 0:30:02.040 --> 0:30:03.000 and steel every I mean. 0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:04.880 All of y'all were being kind of kooky, right, you know, 0:30:05.080 --> 0:30:05.440 all of. 0:30:05.440 --> 0:30:08.480 Us literally just started saying the craziest ship in response, 0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:09.200 like they'd be like. 0:30:09.200 --> 0:30:10.680 How old are you? And I was like, oh, her, 0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:11.920 she's sixteen. 0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:14.080 Don't tell the bartender her And He literally was like, 0:30:14.360 --> 0:30:16.320 oh I wouldn't, and we're like. 0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:20.760 Whoah No. They literally they literally thought like Manning Pixie, 0:30:20.800 --> 0:30:23.280 dream Girl, like a shine of this spotless mind, like 0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:25.160 this is going to change our lives. I think they're 0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:25.760 the girls. 0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:28.239 There's something deep. There's gotta be a better word for 0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:31.160 whatever I was energy. I was showing them because it 0:30:31.200 --> 0:30:33.560 was not like, yeah. 0:30:33.480 --> 0:30:34.720 The robber. 0:30:34.080 --> 0:30:37.600 These guys were so weird, and they were like that. 0:30:37.480 --> 0:30:40.000 Girl needs help, like something's wrong with her. 0:30:40.000 --> 0:30:46.680 But clinics clinically insane dream girl, BPD, dream girl. 0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:49.000 I'm gonna keep going. 0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:54.640 A rectile dysfunctioned dream boy. 0:30:55.120 --> 0:30:56.240 Okay, so. 0:30:57.800 --> 0:31:01.040 You're like freaking out, dude, but oh my god, no, 0:31:01.080 --> 0:31:05.160 I have a like like a hiccup that's stuck in 0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:12.240 my in my like throat goat in my throat. 0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.760 But one of them like they kept yeah, thank you, actually, 0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:17.880 thank you for recognizing that. 0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:21.479 But they kept asking, and then finally one of our 0:31:21.480 --> 0:31:24.120 friends was like, dude, actually, I'm so sorry. I know 0:31:24.640 --> 0:31:27.280 we keep saying no, but it's because we all. 0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.400 Lived so far. We all started saying places that were 0:31:29.400 --> 0:31:31.560 like really far from Malaburn. I was like, yeah, dude, 0:31:31.560 --> 0:31:32.720 I live in fucking Pomona. 0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:34.640 I have to take like the most expensive move bore 0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:38.920 of my life back and it's like, if. 0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:41.200 You don't know, is like what like eighteen hours? 0:31:41.280 --> 0:31:42.440 No, it's literally like. 0:31:43.320 --> 0:31:44.640 If it was at the middle of the night, I 0:31:44.680 --> 0:31:47.479 think it'd be like three hours, like maybe longer like, 0:31:47.840 --> 0:31:50.040 but in the middle of that, I would probably. 0:31:49.840 --> 0:31:52.680 Still be like two hours and thirty minutes. But he 0:31:52.920 --> 0:31:54.560 just like then honed in on me. 0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:56.960 He's like, you're not from fucking Pomona. And I was like, 0:31:58.080 --> 0:32:00.600 what's wrong with Pomona? I literally am I have to 0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:01.720 live there, my job is there. 0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:03.680 And then one of our friends was like, yeah, she's 0:32:03.720 --> 0:32:05.800 got to get back to the RV business. And then 0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.360 he was like the RV business. I was like, oh, yeah, 0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:10.600 I'm a landlord for an RV like a trailer park. 0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:12.560 And then he was like, no, you're not. And I 0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:14.880 was like, I don't understand why you're becoming so hostile 0:32:14.920 --> 0:32:15.160 with me. 0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:17.560 That's literally my life, Like I live in Pomona. I'm 0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:19.560 a landlord, Like, I don't know why. That's the craziest 0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:21.880 thing ever. And then he was like how many RVs 0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.200 do you have? And I was like, Okay, this is 0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:26.160 gonna sound crazy, but I have eight acres with thirty 0:32:26.200 --> 0:32:30.320 five RVs on them, just so, and I was like, 0:32:30.320 --> 0:32:32.600 with thirty five, but I did mention that, and I 0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:34.400 think that's why you believe it, because I was like, 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:36.959 and I know that sounds like I'm cramming a oh 0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:37.360 is it? 0:32:37.680 --> 0:32:37.880 Yeah? 0:32:37.920 --> 0:32:39.600 It just it just went, but it's fine. 0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:41.400 I was like, and I know that sounds like a 0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.520 lot of RVs for one pocket of land, but like 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:46.800 that's how it's always been, Like I treat my tenants. 0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:48.880 Really really good. It was like, what, what's the parsis? 0:32:49.000 --> 0:32:52.600 I was like twelve twelve hundred to eighteen hundred, but 0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:54.920 like it just depends on how new the RV is. 0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:56.640 And then he started freaking. He's like, oh my god, 0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:58.920 like this is actually crazy, Like do you actually do that? 0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:00.280 And I was like why would I just say all 0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:02.080 of that, dude, Like why would I lie about that? 0:33:02.240 --> 0:33:04.520 And then he started to becoming like overly into it. 0:33:04.600 --> 0:33:06.400 So I just turned and paid the tab and then 0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:09.400 like my friends were like, see that's the RV money 0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.480 coming in, Like she's paying the tab. And we had 0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:14.440 gotten one last drink and we wanted to go outside 0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:15.840 and smoke and at this point, I was like, this 0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:17.800 literally isn't funny anymore because it's been going on for 0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:19.800 forty five minutes and they actually won't leave us alone. 0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:22.320 So I told the bartender. I was like, Hey, we're 0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:24.640 gonna go outside to smoke and finish these drinks. Can 0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:26.720 you please have like security make sure he doesn't follow 0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:28.880 after us? And when we got up, they started following 0:33:28.960 --> 0:33:31.640 us outside, and I think the security came and interfered, 0:33:31.760 --> 0:33:33.600 and then the security kind of lingered with us while 0:33:33.640 --> 0:33:37.440 we were on couches, and the second the security started 0:33:37.480 --> 0:33:40.080 walking away, both of them like grabbed their drinks and 0:33:40.120 --> 0:33:42.200 started walking towards us, and I had to run back 0:33:42.240 --> 0:33:44.120 and get the security and tell him to come and 0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:45.000 like block them again. 0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:49.200 It was the craziest interaction I think I've ever had 0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:50.160 at that restaurant. 0:33:51.240 --> 0:33:54.400 And I hope somebody from the restaurant hears this and 0:33:54.480 --> 0:34:00.520 bans me for giving bad vibes publicly. It's my really 0:34:00.520 --> 0:34:02.760 long story, guys. I'm sorry, I'm every. 0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:09.200 I'm talking yet, WHOA, you're beautiful and down? Yeah, you're 0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:11.080 beautiful and you're lovely? 0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:15.719 Is it take you so long to read? Are you 0:34:15.760 --> 0:34:17.319 making it up? I don't think you wrote that down. 0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:19.360 I wrote all of it. 0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:21.600 You did it. That's a lot more words than what 0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:22.120 you're saying. 0:34:23.120 --> 0:34:25.840 Fuck. I wrote something down right before this that I 0:34:25.880 --> 0:34:27.319 wanted to talk about, but like. 0:34:28.440 --> 0:34:30.080 Oh, you probably just wrote it down in your mind. 0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.120 So if you just think hard enough. 0:34:33.560 --> 0:34:35.160 Wait till the guy I was super old. 0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:38.319 Yeah, but both of them were like in their like 0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:40.480 late fifties, like maybe mid sixties. 0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:43.879 Kept I kept imagining. You know that video of Mitch 0:34:43.960 --> 0:34:47.759 McConnell where he like pauses, Yeah, I kept that when 0:34:47.760 --> 0:34:51.279 you held up the thing get a drinking, he like 0:34:51.400 --> 0:34:52.040 just stares off. 0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:54.000 Yeah, that was literally what I was giving. They were 0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:55.640 like looking through my phone. They did not want to 0:34:55.640 --> 0:34:56.040 read it. 0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:56.640 This week. 0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:59.480 It's been good by Barts and cooperation. 0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:01.480 And a string of. 0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:13.279 Me and Drew was talking about it after I told him, 0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:15.279 because I woke up the next day. 0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:16.200 I was like, that was insane. 0:35:16.280 --> 0:35:19.440 I can't believe that they drilled for forty minutes because 0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:23.200 they were that horny and like desperate, and me and 0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:25.719 Drew were discussing if we think they went home and 0:35:25.760 --> 0:35:26.320 were like. 0:35:26.280 --> 0:35:29.239 Damn, I fuck, I fucked up, Like oh, like that 0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.600 was so weird, Like I can't believe I did that, Like, 0:35:31.680 --> 0:35:34.040 did they have hangover anxiety. 0:35:33.440 --> 0:35:35.640 The next hour they like, dude, that girl was so meat. 0:35:36.200 --> 0:35:38.279 Or were they like damn like I ate that shit up, 0:35:38.320 --> 0:35:40.040 Like I almost bagged five girls at once. 0:35:40.160 --> 0:35:44.560 Yeah, probably that, Like I was this close. 0:35:44.760 --> 0:35:49.719 Yeah, put the meddling security guard like meddling kids. 0:35:50.040 --> 0:35:52.600 Yeah, why do they call them that? Like they're like 0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:53.520 not metal, They're like. 0:35:53.520 --> 0:35:57.840 Normal, No, no, meddling. 0:35:58.600 --> 0:36:05.360 Yeah, what are they meddling? Meddling? What to get? Like 0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:06.839 that was like the thing with the fire on it? 0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:09.719 Girl, What the hell are you saying right now? You're 0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:13.120 freaking me the fuck out. You're literally freaking me the 0:36:13.160 --> 0:36:16.560 fuck out. All right, challenge for both of you guys. 0:36:17.239 --> 0:36:20.319 Look down at your zipper and I bet I can 0:36:20.400 --> 0:36:23.279 guess what three letters are on it? 0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:23.560 Oh? 0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:24.240 Three letters? 0:36:24.280 --> 0:36:24.680 What the hell? 0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:26.919 There's three letters on my zipper? How did he know that? 0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:32.279 And it's why k K and I guarantee you motherfuckers 0:36:32.320 --> 0:36:33.600 out there are wearing it too. 0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:37.360 Yeah, because it's like the whitest manufacturer of zippers like 0:36:37.400 --> 0:36:41.880 on the planet. And then some of the zippers on 0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.799 some of the old zippers on Levi's I think are 0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:50.600 like made by Levi's and that like old Levi's have 0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:52.680 like a specific zipper, and that's how you know how 0:36:52.719 --> 0:36:53.239 old they are. 0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:55.799 Well, thanks for learning my fucking. 0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:00.920 Something, right, I know everything. You can't teach me. 0:37:02.600 --> 0:37:06.480 You don't know. You don't know that. You don't know 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:11.480 a lot of fucking ship. Where are kids? Oh yeah, 0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:12.600 I know where they are. 0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:14.360 I just don't want to say it publicly because of 0:37:14.440 --> 0:37:15.040 their safety. 0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:19.120 That's what I would say to gotcha. 0:37:19.560 --> 0:37:20.760 You guys are bad parents. 0:37:21.960 --> 0:37:26.560 Oh okay, it says the loser, single bitch. Oh my god, 0:37:26.920 --> 0:37:27.920 sad motherfucker. 0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:31.320 I'm pointing out the fact that you are not good. 0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:33.440 No life virgin. 0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:36.120 What does that? What does that have to do with you? Guys? 0:37:36.200 --> 0:37:39.560 Me pointing out that your parenting is not that good. 0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:43.160 Uh, because you've never had sex and you can't even 0:37:43.200 --> 0:37:44.680 make kids because you've never done it. 0:37:44.800 --> 0:37:47.520 Yeah, because nobody wants to touch you because you're disgusting. 0:37:47.920 --> 0:37:49.359 Okay, that was too far. 0:37:49.480 --> 0:37:51.719 That was yeah, that was too far because you touch him, 0:37:51.760 --> 0:37:52.400 so that would. 0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:55.440 Make Yeah, exactly was it you last night, Drue or 0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:56.560 was it Jericho. 0:37:57.760 --> 0:38:00.400 Last night? Boning you? That was Raymond? 0:38:02.320 --> 0:38:03.840 Damn Raymonds. 0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:06.640 Okay, that was ray mysterio. 0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:08.640 He's not fronting right now. 0:38:09.840 --> 0:38:11.280 Fuck, I don't want my phone to die. 0:38:11.120 --> 0:38:16.560 But I needs is that the wrestler? Oh yeah, Journey? 0:38:17.600 --> 0:38:21.760 Hello Johnny? Yes, Oh my. 0:38:21.640 --> 0:38:26.840 God, I can't find running. Where is she can't find journing? 0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:30.400 My mom, I'm gonna kill you. Find journey? 0:38:31.000 --> 0:38:31.600 Am right here? 0:38:31.760 --> 0:38:33.880 You have me outside. 0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:35.160 Where now? 0:38:35.200 --> 0:38:40.160 You see your journey? You see your journey? You see journey. 0:38:40.840 --> 0:38:41.960 I think he's invisible. 0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:50.160 Yeah journey? What John yet? I what? 0:38:52.200 --> 0:38:52.439 Dude? 0:38:52.640 --> 0:38:55.920 Context literally broke her spirit like she. 0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:59.279 Like it was probably fun didn't give it like it 0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:02.200 was funny for her, and then he went for so long. Also, 0:39:02.239 --> 0:39:04.839 you know what I realized is this was posted on 0:39:05.040 --> 0:39:07.880 snapchat and I don't think this person was like a 0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:10.279 content creator like that. So that means this older brother 0:39:10.440 --> 0:39:13.439 just did this into his for like way too long. 0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:15.919 Was that a trend at the time? Oh? 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:16.240 Really? 0:39:16.440 --> 0:39:18.879 Okay, right, but this is the best one to ever 0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:19.279 know this? 0:39:19.440 --> 0:39:23.240 What's so good? She just said, like it's actually so sad. Also, 0:39:23.440 --> 0:39:25.560 what was her reaction when he finally was like, no, 0:39:25.680 --> 0:39:27.040 you're real? I wonder She was. 0:39:27.000 --> 0:39:31.880 Just like, I love my Mom's gonna kill me, like 0:39:32.040 --> 0:39:36.640 just making it real? Well, you know, it's really scary. 0:39:36.719 --> 0:39:40.080 Oh that was savage. 0:39:40.160 --> 0:39:41.960 That was honestly savage. 0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:45.600 D Savage in Madison Beer. Oh the Madison Beer beef 0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:51.960 d Savage. Jacklinski. Oh, baby Gronk, Baby Gronk just lived, 0:39:52.520 --> 0:39:54.560 Baby Gronk just rised up Libby. 0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:57.640 Dunn during that four weeks later. 0:39:58.920 --> 0:40:02.920 Baby Gronk, you know, baby grown dude, Jesus sick at 0:40:03.000 --> 0:40:07.080 fucking kid. He's got like eighteen college offers for football 0:40:07.120 --> 0:40:10.520 and he doesn't even play, like and yeah and Livy 0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:19.760 done l s u l s U Jack Glinski, Okay 0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:28.239 done bo bo literally bro literally but gen Alpha is 0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:32.840 literally making memes now, and it's really really fucking scary 0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:38.520 because Alpha, yes, Jen Alpha, like the new Ones. I 0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:42.400 know they're not Alpha Calm fucking gin Beta more like 0:40:42.400 --> 0:40:45.080 because they're fucking pussies. They got addicted to their fucking 0:40:45.080 --> 0:40:48.920 iPads and roadblocks like duh, like jin Jin Beta more 0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:52.360 like we should be called Sigma Gin Sigma. 0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:56.759 Yeah, I'm tired of being called gen z. 0:40:58.360 --> 0:40:59.560 Wait that's what you think you are? 0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:01.799 I think ye. 0:41:03.400 --> 0:41:15.640 Like boomer boy like gink doink? What the fu was 0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:17.879 I saying? Oh? Gin Alpha's making memes now? And one 0:41:17.920 --> 0:41:21.080 of them is like skippity do bot fucking toilet. Yeah 0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:23.880 they're babies, they're young, but they're making memes now, which 0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:26.920 means we're all about to get made fucking fun of 0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.239 and we're gonna be the loser cringe Facebook, And you 0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:33.440 know it's crazy. No, no, no, no no, I read I 0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:37.960 treat it's crazy that the cycle is just continuing because 0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:39.759 we used to look at our parents and be like, 0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:41.839 God damn it, our parents are so fucking stupid. They 0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:45.640 believe everything they read on Facebook. We are now our 0:41:45.719 --> 0:41:48.520 fucking parents. We have become our parents with TikTok because 0:41:48.560 --> 0:41:52.360 everything on TikTok is real to everyone in our generation 0:41:52.600 --> 0:41:59.239 and it's just misinformation and lies spread by me. But yeah, 0:41:59.320 --> 0:42:03.239 they have this in called like Skippy toilet or something that, like, 0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:06.239 why do you know this maddics? 0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:08.520 Oh yeah, skippy toilet. 0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:11.480 I don't know what the Oh no, I just erased 0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:18.800 all of my fucking notes. No wait, they're all gone. 0:42:19.560 --> 0:42:21.400 Well, don't don't back up yet. Yeah, I don't think 0:42:21.440 --> 0:42:22.920 you're shaking it out. You're freaking me out. 0:42:23.160 --> 0:42:27.799 They're all gone and all the notes are gone. Oh 0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:32.600 well at p up Okay, Well that sucks, but I 0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:38.040 have a second one, so we're good. But yeah, look up, 0:42:38.520 --> 0:42:41.759 I'll look it up on our phone. My phone, that 0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:44.520 is Jim, I look I want because you're always cheating 0:42:44.520 --> 0:42:48.000 on it. Just turns out she never wanted to see 0:42:48.040 --> 0:42:51.160 my pictures in the first place. She never really actually cared. 0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:53.800 What the fuck are you quoting? 0:42:54.280 --> 0:42:57.880 Oh shit, I didn't realize that Gen Alpha was twelve 0:42:57.960 --> 0:43:01.879 years old. Now, yeah, they're young, like twelve is that's 0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:02.440 like a person? 0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:07.320 Wait, okay, so I'm confused. And then what twelve to twenty? 0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:11.239 What is I think after if you're fourteen right now, 0:43:11.320 --> 0:43:14.120 you're Gen Z and we're in the gray area of 0:43:14.160 --> 0:43:17.760 millennial and X with the two years you're just lineal. 0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:19.840 Yeah, I think is the term. 0:43:19.920 --> 0:43:21.759 I say that, what's wrong with you? 0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:24.319 I'm sorry you are so that. 0:43:26.640 --> 0:43:30.600 So this generation off was like six years old, thought 0:43:30.600 --> 0:43:33.280 they were liked and they live in avatars. They're gonna 0:43:33.280 --> 0:43:35.480 be cringed out. What were you saying? Kai like that? 0:43:35.560 --> 0:43:38.919 Like they live as avatar is online and they're gonna 0:43:38.920 --> 0:43:42.240 be fucking creeped out by like us showing our face online. 0:43:42.360 --> 0:43:45.120 Yeah, there's all these theories that the next generation is 0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:49.759 gonna view like not having privacy as like cringe, so 0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:52.440 everyone will just use like an avatar, which. 0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:54.640 Is ideal because I'm like, all right, I'm already agreeing 0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:54.960 with them. 0:43:54.960 --> 0:43:56.680 I'm so young at mart, you know. 0:43:57.120 --> 0:44:09.880 But this is the memes that they created. Christmastad, Stimmy, Stimmy. 0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:13.040 I feel like this is already a thing. 0:44:15.400 --> 0:44:18.120 Ask your ask your nine year old, ten year old, 0:44:18.160 --> 0:44:20.919 eleven year old, twelve year old, I've never heard of this. 0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:21.839 Not that song. 0:44:21.880 --> 0:44:24.040 I've heard that song, but remember this style of videos 0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:27.240 and how popular it was, like it was during like happening. 0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:32.560 I'm speaking just on Skippy the toilet. It's like a 0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:36.520 thing that all of your younger siblings know, but you 0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:38.360 have no idea that fucking exists. 0:44:38.480 --> 0:44:39.360 I would have never seen that. 0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:42.880 And it's like a whole like series of videos that 0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:45.680 this dude creates, and jin Alpha just like eats it 0:44:45.800 --> 0:44:47.760 the fuck up. I mean that had eighty eight million 0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:49.919 views and the other one had seventy four million views, 0:44:49.960 --> 0:44:51.840 and they just like eat it up. But it literally 0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:55.200 just looks like Gary's mod videos and it's probably fucking 0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:56.640 made in Gary's Mod or some shit. 0:44:59.200 --> 0:45:02.319 I I guess we went through phases as like our 0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.800 generation of making some of the worst jokes. 0:45:04.400 --> 0:45:08.080 And like e, literally the letter E was funny deep Fried, 0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:11.879 do you'll remember that likes or no, the letter E meme? 0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.480 I know it got to the point where the letter 0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:19.880 E was funny and I ate it up, Like this 0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:23.720 is how far gone we went. And meme culture, Like, guys, 0:45:23.760 --> 0:45:27.160 I'm not kidding, I know, like I could teach a 0:45:27.200 --> 0:45:31.120 college class me on on memes, like I'm and I'm 0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:34.640 not even just saying that, Like I fucking love memes. 0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:36.920 I think they like speak so much to like culture, 0:45:37.000 --> 0:45:39.600 like literally like not to be fucking lame and loser, 0:45:39.680 --> 0:45:43.719 but like they literally like show what the masses are thinking. 0:45:43.760 --> 0:45:47.080 And like the fact that like I know, like people 0:45:47.200 --> 0:45:51.080 like aliens were confirmed real and everyone was just like 0:45:51.800 --> 0:45:55.080 making jokes about it is fucking crazy because five years ago, 0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:57.359 if aliens were announced that they were real, it would 0:45:57.400 --> 0:46:01.480 have like literally broken everything ever. But even though like 0:46:03.040 --> 0:46:06.480 but that's a psychological operation, though it is, it is, 0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:13.600 it's distracting both Mitch McConnell Froze on TV sign up. Yeah, 0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:15.759 I don't believe in Project green Beam or whatever the 0:46:15.800 --> 0:46:21.359 fuck Project blue Beam is, like what their project I 0:46:21.400 --> 0:46:24.960 was like whoa, what is that you're saying? No, it's 0:46:25.080 --> 0:46:27.560 you know what that is. It's like that the government 0:46:27.680 --> 0:46:30.520 like it has projectors that project UFOs in the sky 0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:34.920 to like whatever confirm their alien agenda to distract us 0:46:34.960 --> 0:46:38.759 from you know what they're gonna do is aliens. This 0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:41.560 is this is the whole fucking game plan. Aliens are 0:46:41.719 --> 0:46:46.120 announced real then in the next few months, right, they're 0:46:46.120 --> 0:46:48.799 going to be coming to Earth more frequently. Well, then 0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:52.680 they're going to destroy the power grid. Aliens are going 0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:55.600 to destroy the power grid. It's gonna wipe out everything, 0:46:55.640 --> 0:46:58.319 all of our financial crypto, all of our currencies. Then 0:46:58.320 --> 0:47:05.000 they're gonna in state said, now this is real ship y'all. No, 0:47:05.440 --> 0:47:06.360 it's it's crazy. 0:47:07.120 --> 0:47:09.919 The aliens are going to make way for the CBDC. 0:47:09.840 --> 0:47:12.319 Exactly fed now is going to be in stated and 0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:14.520 then it's all because the alien aliens are. 0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:16.280 Going to take away and charge. 0:47:16.480 --> 0:47:17.200 No. 0:47:17.200 --> 0:47:20.560 No, I want Biden to stop gate keeping the alien. 0:47:21.960 --> 0:47:23.600 Okay, did you just ship yourself? 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:28.640 No, sorry, very ignoremal just said what did you say? 0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:31.600 He said, I'm you know you repeated, Actually. 0:47:31.400 --> 0:47:34.799 I want Biden to stop gate keeping the alien. Oh 0:47:35.000 --> 0:47:36.920 t probably goes crazy. 0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:44.560 You never had no, you've never had that Ship's like 0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:48.400 that ship is literally like out of this world, like 0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:50.040 it's fucking yeah. 0:47:50.440 --> 0:47:51.560 Sure, Like. 0:47:55.360 --> 0:47:59.200 You ever heard of alien moan? No you never heard it. No, 0:47:59.320 --> 0:48:02.239 you can't make any It's really fucking easy. Bro. 0:48:03.880 --> 0:48:06.920 Oh, mister Beast is playing with dynamite now, so he's 0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:09.000 ripping into the ozone. 0:48:08.600 --> 0:48:10.920 L he's a terrorist. Have you seen the last episode 0:48:11.200 --> 0:48:12.560 mister beasts terrorist dark? No? 0:48:13.120 --> 0:48:13.719 Oh my god, he. 0:48:13.719 --> 0:48:16.319 Actually is a genius because of Oppenheimer being out, He's like, 0:48:16.360 --> 0:48:21.080 let's add explosivesm wow, Like that's the new vibe. Like 0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.640 he was like he was like wait, It's like when 0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:25.040 he saw a squid game and he was like, wait, 0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:25.400 what if I. 0:48:25.440 --> 0:48:26.160 Take exactly this. 0:48:27.520 --> 0:48:28.520 He's making a nuke. 0:48:28.880 --> 0:48:30.839 I think mister gonna set off. 0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:33.520 This is your next fucking video. Is the h bomb? 0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:35.600 Bro set off hydrogen bomb? 0:48:35.719 --> 0:48:39.560 Like up, I'm dead serious. 0:48:39.840 --> 0:48:40.480 I'm bored of them. 0:48:40.480 --> 0:48:43.239 I'm like, okay, like a train in a hole, like, 0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:45.040 oh my god, oh a turning through a wall. Wow, 0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:47.480 Like I literally watched them and I'm like, okay, bored. 0:48:47.640 --> 0:48:51.400 Tried like you're boring, boring tomato tomato. 0:48:51.239 --> 0:48:54.560 And then he started playing with fire and explosives and. 0:48:55.280 --> 0:49:00.200 No, mister Beasts terrorism arc it's coming soon. No, but 0:49:00.360 --> 0:49:03.239 like I've said it before, like, oh, don't get me wrong, Like, 0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:05.359 mister Bees, come on the podcast. We got some ship 0:49:05.360 --> 0:49:07.720 to talk about. Let me one of these because you're evil. 0:49:08.840 --> 0:49:11.439 He's one of the explosions, so bad man. 0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:16.680 No, no, no, mister Bees, come on the podcast and 0:49:16.719 --> 0:49:18.040 convince me you're not evil. 0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:19.319 I don't. 0:49:19.800 --> 0:49:22.120 I mean, I don't know if you've ever looked into 0:49:22.160 --> 0:49:25.320 that frame, but like I don't think he looks. 0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:26.759 To them like I need to go there. Like. 0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:32.160 Oh, also, I was hanging out with Christian, Alissa and Jester. 0:49:33.239 --> 0:49:34.000 People who are they? 0:49:34.920 --> 0:49:36.919 There's someone like our closest friends. 0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:40.439 I've just got rid of all the ops. I've gotten 0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:41.080 rid of all. 0:49:41.680 --> 0:49:44.759 Your shrooms recently, so you're losing your connections. 0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:47.080 It's just like people, bro, it's like me myself and 0:49:47.120 --> 0:49:49.920 I like Sigma mentality, like I came from the bottom 0:49:49.920 --> 0:49:52.760 now I'm fucking here type ship like bottom g swag. 0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:54.680 I think you might still be. 0:49:57.440 --> 0:50:00.640 No no, no, no, no no no. 0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:03.279 Never that. 0:50:05.520 --> 0:50:09.680 Anyways, Oh, we were sitting around watching videos and then 0:50:09.760 --> 0:50:11.560 Christy goes, oh my god, I have a video that 0:50:11.600 --> 0:50:14.160 I think you're really gonna like and I was like, 0:50:14.160 --> 0:50:16.040 oh my god, what is it. He's like, watch, just watch, 0:50:16.239 --> 0:50:19.440 and he wasn't joking. He literally showed me a hydrogen 0:50:19.480 --> 0:50:20.160 bomb video. 0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:23.239 Oh I that motherfucker jacked my sweat. Yeah, and he 0:50:23.320 --> 0:50:25.239 showed and jacked my sweat, showed me. 0:50:25.360 --> 0:50:27.200 He was like, he was like, I just feel like 0:50:27.239 --> 0:50:29.239 you would love this, and I did because my first 0:50:29.280 --> 0:50:31.719 reaction was like, oh, imagine seeing that. 0:50:31.719 --> 0:50:34.480 It's so beautiful, and then we all started laughing because 0:50:34.480 --> 0:50:37.520 I was like, oh, oh my god, I'm sorry. I 0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:39.800 don't know why I said that. Like it's literally a 0:50:40.239 --> 0:50:45.040 like like but it looked so. 0:50:45.000 --> 0:50:49.040 Pretty, nor the ozone layer. I was like, trust me, 0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:53.600 I know like massive explosions are. It does something to 0:50:53.640 --> 0:50:56.799 my brain, Like it's still it's like discovering like when 0:50:57.040 --> 0:51:00.319 Apes discovered fire for the first time, Like it that 0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:02.560 to my brain or like making the wheel and rolling 0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:03.280 down a hills. 0:51:03.360 --> 0:51:06.319 Literally the theory of all mister B's videos like that 0:51:06.360 --> 0:51:07.920 has to be the way he goes like just. 0:51:08.120 --> 0:51:13.400 What cave found fire? Yeah, like primal instincts like like 0:51:13.600 --> 0:51:15.840 colosseum like type shit. 0:51:18.120 --> 0:51:21.760 Dude, that beay Root explosion video it li insane. 0:51:21.840 --> 0:51:23.799 It looks like an anime fight scene. Yeah yeah, I've 0:51:23.800 --> 0:51:24.960 showed you like a million times. 0:51:27.680 --> 0:51:30.080 There's like an explosion, there's like a shockwave that like 0:51:30.160 --> 0:51:32.000 eviscerates everything in front of him. 0:51:32.120 --> 0:51:34.479 Oh oh yeah, did that happen like last year? 0:51:35.960 --> 0:51:36.360 Yeah? 0:51:36.440 --> 0:51:37.520 Yeah, okay, I have seen that. 0:51:37.600 --> 0:51:40.480 Yeah, I know it's it literally looks like an anime 0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:42.120 fight scene. Have you seen the one of the dude 0:51:42.239 --> 0:51:44.440 on the jet ski on the water and he like, 0:51:44.800 --> 0:51:46.800 thank god he did this. He was really fucking close, 0:51:46.840 --> 0:51:50.439 but he jumped into the water because like he saw 0:51:50.480 --> 0:51:52.480 the explosion and he was like, oh fuck, like I 0:51:52.480 --> 0:51:54.719 don't know what to do, and he evaded like the 0:51:54.920 --> 0:51:57.720 shockwave that would have like likely ruptured his ear drums 0:51:57.719 --> 0:52:00.200 and made him bleed in like all this crazy shit. Well, 0:52:00.239 --> 0:52:03.080 should I get into Drew sye up Corner? 0:52:03.520 --> 0:52:07.160 Yeah, before welcome to Drew shy up Corner. 0:52:07.600 --> 0:52:10.480 Check on your friends who aren't having sex. We are not. 0:52:10.560 --> 0:52:13.399 Okay, wait, but you said you that. 0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:17.279 Was a quote from guy. Oh okay, what are you 0:52:17.320 --> 0:52:22.000 talking about. I'm not cringe. I'm a reflection of your 0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:29.480 internalized shame. That's just not true. You're the sensors on 0:52:29.560 --> 0:52:33.239 toilets aren't automatic flushers. They are cameras stealing your dick 0:52:33.280 --> 0:52:39.359 and vagina and butt information. So tape them. Tape them 0:52:39.440 --> 0:52:42.160 like you tape your computer screen. Fucking nerds. I do 0:52:42.239 --> 0:52:43.640 it too. I'm scared of it. 0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:45.319 Every public batherm you go. 0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:49.080 Into, I'm gonna I'm gonna sell that. I'm gonna sell 0:52:49.120 --> 0:52:50.680 a sticker that you put over the sensor. 0:52:50.800 --> 0:52:53.040 Oh wow, that is the nastiest thing ever. 0:52:53.320 --> 0:52:56.560 Wow Dollar General be leaving that one cash up there 0:52:56.560 --> 0:53:04.799 to die. It's like the best one. That's literally my 0:53:04.920 --> 0:53:09.680 most favorite one. Dudes, be like, I don't watch TV. 0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:12.760 I'm not gonna let mainstream media tell me how to think. 0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:17.040 My brother in Christ, you let recommendations underscore, watchnext, dot 0:53:17.120 --> 0:53:20.320 serve parenthesy parentheses determine your whole personality. 0:53:21.000 --> 0:53:27.120 That's so good. 0:53:28.560 --> 0:53:31.200 If I end up, if God ends up being real 0:53:31.840 --> 0:53:33.880 and I go to Hell, I'm gonna be so pissed 0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:38.960 He's real. God hates. 0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:41.560 We need to bring that back. 0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:47.600 This is a question for the culture. If I floated 0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:51.120 one thousand feet above the ground perfectly still, would the 0:53:51.600 --> 0:53:57.120 earth rotate beneath me? Why don't we travel that way? 0:53:57.160 --> 0:53:59.560 If it does? You ever jump, If you jump in 0:53:59.560 --> 0:54:01.719 an airplane, why don't I splat on the fucking back? 0:54:02.880 --> 0:54:05.120 If I throw a tennis ball in the car, why 0:54:05.160 --> 0:54:08.839 doesn't it float backwards and hit the I know there's 0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:10.439 a physics answer, but it's not real. 0:54:10.560 --> 0:54:12.440 It's conservation momentum. 0:54:14.760 --> 0:54:16.720 And it's not really that's. 0:54:16.640 --> 0:54:18.600 Just it just doesn't happen. 0:54:19.280 --> 0:54:20.640 Simple what is that sound? 0:54:20.719 --> 0:54:23.600 The simple answer is it just doesn't know. I think 0:54:25.160 --> 0:54:26.000 on his ac. 0:54:27.719 --> 0:54:28.880 No is that you? 0:54:29.040 --> 0:54:29.200 Oh? 0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:29.440 This? 0:54:29.520 --> 0:54:31.440 So that's what it was. It sounded like it was 0:54:31.480 --> 0:54:33.239 coming from to. 0:54:33.239 --> 0:54:36.000 The point that like I need I gotta rub my 0:54:36.000 --> 0:54:38.200 feet together and take a nap, all right. 0:54:38.280 --> 0:54:42.120 Last one when a gay person says, wait no, because 0:54:42.400 --> 0:54:45.759 like you're going to hear the most incoherent, unintelligent thing 0:54:45.800 --> 0:54:50.319 you've ever heard. It may someone make a compilation of me. 0:54:53.080 --> 0:54:57.080 Episode also, but you're not gay facts? 0:54:57.320 --> 0:55:01.960 Ye, I said a. 0:55:02.040 --> 0:55:03.719 Really funny tweet and I wish I could find it. 0:55:03.719 --> 0:55:05.080 I've tried to find it and I can't. But a 0:55:05.160 --> 0:55:07.080 Ryan showed it to because it was on your timeline 0:55:07.239 --> 0:55:08.719 and it was like, can you but just stop bringing 0:55:08.760 --> 0:55:10.359 those big ass hope bags in the club. 0:55:10.400 --> 0:55:14.360 You almost knocked the charcoal off my hookah. I literally 0:55:14.440 --> 0:55:15.160 cried out back. 0:55:15.320 --> 0:55:18.080 It's like I've been hitting the. 0:55:18.560 --> 0:55:20.880 Big ass tote bag in a club because you just 0:55:20.880 --> 0:55:22.520 don't know you're gonna end up there and be. 0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:28.719 Like I've been hit in the face in the front. Yeah. Yeah, 0:55:28.920 --> 0:55:32.040 I've literally been hit with one before in a club 0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:35.080 and it like made my inside of my lip bleed. 0:55:36.120 --> 0:55:37.520 Good, I did it on purpose? 0:55:37.960 --> 0:55:38.560 What the fuck? 0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:40.040 Mhm. 0:55:40.560 --> 0:55:44.400 In the next episode, we're gonna announce something so crazy that. 0:55:44.520 --> 0:55:46.200 It's gonna rock your fucking socks off. 0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:48.759 If you have a family, you might leave them, yes, 0:55:49.360 --> 0:55:52.400 because that's what I would do. I think that's my cards. 0:55:52.800 --> 0:55:54.800 Yep, all right, well. 0:55:55.200 --> 0:55:56.680 I continue family tradition. 0:55:56.880 --> 0:55:59.000 Like a lot of people just like have their phones 0:55:59.000 --> 0:56:01.800 now and they like find you tradition, But I continue. 0:56:01.320 --> 0:56:03.799 My family tradition of what I. 0:56:03.760 --> 0:56:05.040 Will be walking out of my children. 0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:07.560 Oh I mean you. 0:56:08.440 --> 0:56:17.840 Culturally, it is a part of me. Okay. 0:56:18.040 --> 0:56:20.160 It's bad when a woman says she wants to try something. Now, 0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:23.400 did Barbie not teach anybody anything? 0:56:24.239 --> 0:56:25.160 Okay, that's a good point. 0:56:25.200 --> 0:56:28.640 I didn't see it yet because I don't fuck with women. 0:56:28.760 --> 0:56:33.520 Movies pink me about little pink. 0:56:35.640 --> 0:56:36.520 With women. 0:56:37.280 --> 0:56:38.959 Alright, let's get into media. 0:56:39.560 --> 0:56:42.640 I did watch Carol, and I think it would have 0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:44.160 been better if it was about straight people. 0:56:44.440 --> 0:56:49.840 Yep, you know that movie is heartbreaking. 0:56:50.400 --> 0:56:53.200 And then when we fucked me up, and I almost 0:56:53.200 --> 0:56:54.880 feel like I shouldn't have watched it. But you know 0:56:55.000 --> 0:57:00.000 what cinema is, cinema, you got, you got the cinema, 0:57:00.320 --> 0:57:00.880 Harry sty. 0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:07.960 You are a cinema treasure action. 0:57:14.400 --> 0:57:18.360 But it was really good and I need if. 0:57:18.200 --> 0:57:20.760 You haven't watched it, cover your ears, but I need 0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:22.800 a poster of Kate Blanchett. 0:57:22.320 --> 0:57:23.240 Holding up that gun. 0:57:23.520 --> 0:57:26.960 Kate Blanchette put her entire fucking pussy into the film. 0:57:27.120 --> 0:57:28.680 I thought that was about to flight like it got. 0:57:28.680 --> 0:57:30.160 I got so into that movie. I literally was like, 0:57:30.160 --> 0:57:30.760 I can't believe this. 0:57:30.880 --> 0:57:32.240 This is a documentary. 0:57:32.600 --> 0:57:35.000 Yeah, I felt like that. I actually did. 0:57:35.120 --> 0:57:40.320 You asked me if it like like tore my rectum, 0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:41.840 I mean my suspension of belief. 0:57:42.280 --> 0:57:44.439 Oh my god, I didn't. 0:57:44.480 --> 0:57:46.520 Sorry, I'm seeing your mom right after this, and I'm 0:57:46.560 --> 0:57:51.000 just my my head is like going one hundred hymen. 0:57:51.320 --> 0:57:53.280 Yeah, I mean when I ripped your mom's hymen, she 0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:55.320 bled a lot, a lot more than I've ever seen. 0:57:56.840 --> 0:57:59.880 I'm you know, wait what is it it's hymen. 0:58:00.280 --> 0:58:02.080 No, I'm so fucking high. 0:58:02.160 --> 0:58:05.040 Yes, I'm so fucking high man. That's literally that's crazy 0:58:05.040 --> 0:58:07.960 that you knew exactly what because that's literally me on 0:58:08.040 --> 0:58:10.800 the same way. Oh yeah, and you're taking edible this episode. 0:58:10.800 --> 0:58:11.600 By the way, it's like. 0:58:11.800 --> 0:58:20.080 Boy, boy, boy, boy one. 0:58:20.240 --> 0:58:22.480 We should do that at the next party, be a 0:58:22.480 --> 0:58:23.520 conversation like. 0:58:27.040 --> 0:58:28.280 You're done, boy, what the hell? 0:58:28.320 --> 0:58:31.560 Boy? And you better not be a snitch because that's 0:58:31.600 --> 0:58:33.040 a fucking Carl. 0:58:32.760 --> 0:58:35.960 Bismore, who's Coral Bismore's dad. 0:58:37.600 --> 0:58:38.439 Do the first part? 0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:39.680 What is it? 0:58:40.720 --> 0:58:42.000 You know I just did. 0:58:41.800 --> 0:58:42.479 The first part? 0:58:42.680 --> 0:58:42.919 No? 0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:47.200 Oh is it? 0:58:47.240 --> 0:58:47.479 Wait? 0:58:47.560 --> 0:58:48.040 Dude, I can't. 0:58:48.160 --> 0:58:54.560 I can't remember it either, motherfucker. Yeah, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker. 0:58:54.800 --> 0:58:59.320 And you better not be snitch girl. So fucking Carl Bismart. 0:58:58.880 --> 0:59:02.920 Motherfucker, you're a fucking liar, motherfucker. 0:59:03.640 --> 0:59:04.040 All right. 0:59:05.040 --> 0:59:09.480 I think that's the only movie I've watched. Yeah, this 0:59:09.600 --> 0:59:10.480 only movie I watched. 0:59:10.520 --> 0:59:12.720 And then I'm gonna grab my phone so I can't 0:59:12.800 --> 0:59:14.280 get my BESI. 0:59:14.320 --> 0:59:20.439 Uh And for my movie, I don't Actually, I don't 0:59:20.440 --> 0:59:22.680 know if you've seen it. I know you've seen it, 0:59:22.960 --> 0:59:26.080 but it was me tripping with Kay's mom challenge. 0:59:26.080 --> 0:59:28.240 Wait, why would you be tripping with her? Just like 0:59:28.320 --> 0:59:29.160 trying to like trying. 0:59:29.440 --> 0:59:32.080 My penis is really small, so it's like basically a clit. 0:59:33.760 --> 0:59:37.000 I see, I held in that secret, but I am serious. 0:59:37.040 --> 0:59:38.680 I want to bring up. Can you guys stop banging 0:59:38.680 --> 0:59:41.240 my mom please, I mean, you tell. 0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:43.720 Her that it's like and I think she swallowed magnets 0:59:43.760 --> 0:59:45.880 or something and then I did too, so they're stuck 0:59:45.920 --> 0:59:47.760 in my gucci and hers also. 0:59:49.280 --> 0:59:51.400 Just please stop it. It's very hard for me. 0:59:52.040 --> 0:59:55.160 The urinary track so like right, and like I mean, 0:59:55.200 --> 0:59:57.320 it's a flat magnet, so like got stuck there and 0:59:57.320 --> 0:59:58.760 then we just like when I see her. 0:59:58.640 --> 1:00:02.080 It's like it's like like that's insane yea. 1:00:02.320 --> 1:00:04.840 And sometimes it sucks because she'll like it's such a 1:00:04.880 --> 1:00:07.000 strong magnet. Sometimes she'll like kick me and my. 1:00:07.360 --> 1:00:11.000 COUCHI and they've literally ripped up, like ripped in half before. 1:00:11.040 --> 1:00:13.440 Okay, well I tried. I tried to set boundaries, and 1:00:13.480 --> 1:00:15.120 I guess whatever, I need this job. 1:00:15.280 --> 1:00:20.919 So what's more important kai your family or your job? 1:00:21.000 --> 1:00:22.080 The job? Probably? 1:00:22.200 --> 1:00:23.720 There you go, that's we taught you good. 1:00:23.840 --> 1:00:24.160 Okay. 1:00:24.840 --> 1:00:28.320 When the Morning Comes by Darryl Hall and John Oates, 1:00:28.360 --> 1:00:35.720 that is the best song ever. Wow, I've been listening 1:00:35.760 --> 1:00:37.960 to like the same three songs over and over Seabird 1:00:38.040 --> 1:00:41.640 by Innovations, Our House by Crosby. 1:00:41.280 --> 1:00:42.480 Stills, Nash and Young. 1:00:42.560 --> 1:00:46.320 Too many people put that down to one and iron 1:00:46.360 --> 1:00:51.160 Man by the Cardigans and just that whole album. 1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:55.920 My movie is, uh, this small movie that just came 1:00:55.960 --> 1:00:59.160 out called Barbie. I don't know if you've heard, if 1:00:59.200 --> 1:01:03.520 you've heard of it, me know no, but actually not 1:01:03.640 --> 1:01:10.640 another teen movie, classic classic, five out of five ski 1:01:10.720 --> 1:01:18.480 E cyber Speed dj S Mix, super fucking lit. And 1:01:18.560 --> 1:01:20.800 that's all I'm giving you. I gave you like a 1:01:20.840 --> 1:01:23.080 bunch of music last week, and I don't have anything else, 1:01:24.720 --> 1:01:26.080 So I've given. 1:01:25.920 --> 1:01:29.160 You all of me. I don't know what else me one. 1:01:29.320 --> 1:01:30.840 So you. 1:01:32.520 --> 1:01:33.880 All right, thanks for watching. 1:01:33.960 --> 1:01:38.600 This is so weird, ski really uncomfortable. 1:01:39.080 --> 1:01:43.320 Y'all are fucking You're fucking high and weird. You're freaking 1:01:43.360 --> 1:01:46.919 the fucking out. Your parents are gonna find out. 1:01:47.280 --> 1:01:50.400 They can smell it, even if it's an edible, your 1:01:50.400 --> 1:01:52.760 breast smells. It smells like a well know. 1:01:53.600 --> 1:01:54.880 Yeah, you're being weird. 1:01:55.240 --> 1:01:57.800 They're gonna drug This sucks, but they're gonna drug test 1:01:57.840 --> 1:01:58.200 you don't know. 1:01:58.480 --> 1:02:03.080 And you're I'm literally gonna get kicked to school. 1:02:03.600 --> 1:02:26.360 Bye.