Speaker 1: Literally a holy ship. Ship ship ship.
Speaker 2: Can come get your juice. Hello, Hello, is back in
Speaker 2: the office.
Speaker 3: Like there's like a crazy sound it might be it's
Speaker 3: oh yeah it was your voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah crazy No, but Kay is finally back in the office.
Speaker 2: It's been what two months? We haven't seen KaiA in
Speaker 2: two months, which.
Speaker 1: Is crazy, but welcome to this episode of emergency intercom.
Speaker 4: He got started off like that, like what the heck
Speaker 4: am I listening to?
Speaker 2: I forget? I literally just would have gone. I was
Speaker 2: just telling him, like we need to start now, because
Speaker 2: it's like I am so I'm like functioning below baseline
Speaker 2: like typically, like I'm really really far below basedline. When
Speaker 2: you see me, this is me at baseline, Like this
Speaker 2: is when I feel like.
Speaker 1: A normal person with me in bed.
Speaker 2: Babe, it's like above.
Speaker 4: So true, dude, It's crazy how the only way you
Speaker 4: can connect with the people you love is if you
Speaker 4: do trooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like why is that?
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's the only way to make it work,
Speaker 4: Like why did they make it like that?
Speaker 2: It's the gain empathy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because before that, like there's what is wait, actually,
Speaker 4: what is that the word you just said?
Speaker 1: I haven't done trooms.
Speaker 2: Yet, so it's like when you like care like you,
Speaker 2: I mean, it like makes me want a gag saying this,
Speaker 2: But when you like care about other people's feelings, like
Speaker 2: because my I'm sorry, but your feelings are not my problem.
Speaker 4: Me when my child expresses to me that they're sad,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, I'm literally like stop trauma topic
Speaker 4: on me, Like you're seriously for beat me out.
Speaker 2: Like what are you chronically online or something so weird?
Speaker 3: To touch grass?
Speaker 2: You need to go bad ass, like that is the
Speaker 2: realist ship like touch grass.
Speaker 1: Says the person with taco bell stains on his bag.
Speaker 2: Oh it, says the person that was just touching grass
Speaker 2: all week it slept in grass.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I still haven't been camping.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 1: I just like really want to go because I want
Speaker 1: to poop.
Speaker 3: In the woods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a good part.
Speaker 1: But I need if before I die, I need to
Speaker 1: poop in a dirt hole.
Speaker 2: Since I've gone, they've like upgraded and there's like a
Speaker 2: tint around you now and it's like there's toilet paper
Speaker 2: and like plastic bags and you take the ship out.
Speaker 1: No, I need like a custom wind.
Speaker 2: No, you can still do that. Like I definitely was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not using their fucking toilet, So I just in
Speaker 2: the middle of then I was still so embarrassed because
Speaker 2: it was like really really late. It was like four am,
Speaker 2: and I was terrified I was gonna get the whole week.
Speaker 1: You get like bubbly guts and it's loud as fuck.
Speaker 2: Well that's what happened to one of the people that
Speaker 2: were with us, is they were but hear it. You
Speaker 2: just go far far away, like downwind.
Speaker 4: Like did imagine being so embarrassed to like poop dear
Speaker 4: people you're camping with that you go too far off
Speaker 4: and you get lost, like dying the way.
Speaker 2: It's definitely happened before, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna make sure that happens.
Speaker 2: There was like a mountain next to my campsite that
Speaker 2: I hiked up, and I woke up really really early
Speaker 2: to hike up it. I mean, and when we camp,
Speaker 2: we like we're not at like a campsite that you
Speaker 2: regul like that you would think you go to like
Speaker 2: we're in the middle of nowhere, like one hundred miles
Speaker 2: away from like the nearest person, like very very desolate vibes,
Speaker 2: like you don't see anyone no one sees you the
Speaker 2: entire time you're out there. It's kind of creepy, but
Speaker 2: it's also like really cool because you're not interacting with
Speaker 2: other people at all, and I mean you're like on
Speaker 2: your own, like no no food, no campfire, like none
Speaker 2: of that. Like it's crazy. But there's a mountain next
Speaker 2: to us that's definitely hasn't been touched by a human
Speaker 2: being in like ten thousand years. Like I felt really special.
Speaker 2: It was really cool, and I hiked up to the
Speaker 2: top of it, and I like put a bunch of
Speaker 2: schedules everywhere, so in the next ten thousand years, when
Speaker 2: a person hikes up it, they stumble upon like these
Speaker 2: really fucking.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a schedual bitch, Like you just
Speaker 1: said that, Like it's like demon ship that's like a Ryan.
Speaker 4: When I was in Portugal with her, she said something.
Speaker 4: She was like, oh, so and so from Wimpleton, and
Speaker 4: then she kept talking, Where the fuck is Wimpledton. I
Speaker 4: now know it's like in the UK, but Wimpleton, if.
Speaker 5: You you do not exist like.
Speaker 4: A Pokemon dude, there's probably no pictures of you because
Speaker 4: you don't exist and you're not real and you're gonna
Speaker 4: go to touch your computer that you're watching this on
Speaker 4: and your hands are going to go through it.
Speaker 2: It's like that one idea where like every once in
Speaker 2: a while, like the nemon you know.
Speaker 4: What I'm talking You were going to say something like schizophrenic,
Speaker 4: so then I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: What you were talking. No. No, it's just like it's
Speaker 2: like this theory that like your neutrons and electrons and
Speaker 2: atoms will like align because everything's made up of empty space,
Speaker 2: that there's a possibility that one in like a quadrillion
Speaker 2: bajillion chance that you hit the wall and like your
Speaker 2: hand can go through.
Speaker 1: The wall, because that ever happened, or they just are
Speaker 1: saying that that's all.
Speaker 2: That's it's an idea. It's possible, But I don't believe
Speaker 2: that anything is real.
Speaker 1: But you were saying, I.
Speaker 2: Put a bunch of siduals and like effigies and weird
Speaker 2: ship up at the top of this mountain, so when
Speaker 2: people stumbled.
Speaker 4: Upon it, you're like making ship up, bro.
Speaker 1: No y'all know, so you put what did they look like?
Speaker 2: Just like I put sticks in Like you don't have
Speaker 2: a picture of it. No, I didn't. They didn't do that, No,
Speaker 2: I got a video of one that no, I did like, like,
Speaker 2: I got a video, I got a video of one
Speaker 2: that's really embarrassing that Like, after I did it, I
Speaker 2: was like, this is the corniest ship I've ever done,
Speaker 2: and no one will ever know except for Kaikai is
Speaker 2: the only.
Speaker 3: Person You didn't tell me one about that?
Speaker 2: No, it's so cringe.
Speaker 3: You made the grinder logo out of rocks.
Speaker 1: Wait, why would you put the grinder app on there?
Speaker 1: You don't use that? Know that one's for l g
Speaker 1: B T Q Q.
Speaker 2: Q Q is for Q and on.
Speaker 1: No, that's not that's not what it is. But we
Speaker 1: can add it if you want.
Speaker 2: Is what is Q? Is it questioning.
Speaker 1: Her queer?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to apply under Q no gidding. Since
Speaker 4: I've been begging your mama, I will say I fall
Speaker 4: under Q.
Speaker 1: I am questioning a lot.
Speaker 2: But you said since I invaded your mama.
Speaker 1: I look, he did invade her whole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, Sorry, Pam, Say sorry to my mom.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Pam.
Speaker 2: Actually she didn't text me that. She listened to the
Speaker 2: last episode.
Speaker 1: So she's tired of you, bro.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's bored. She's bored of it all.
Speaker 1: Why are you going to do that?
Speaker 4: Actually, I should do that to you to silence you
Speaker 4: from saying all your you literally spread fake news, like
Speaker 4: you used your platform to spread fake literally you're pulling
Speaker 4: like a Christian to the public.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yesterday he said two things where like I had to
Speaker 4: look them up, and I was like, I feel so
Speaker 4: bad for being this friend when you say things no Christian.
Speaker 5: Oh no, I well you don't say it's real.
Speaker 4: And like reality, So I'm not gonna look it up
Speaker 4: because it's gonna be like no one.
Speaker 1: Is saying this.
Speaker 4: Because you find all your information through like somebody's TikTok
Speaker 4: who makes like eighteen million a day, and then there's
Speaker 4: one with words on the frames. You're like h and
Speaker 4: you click.
Speaker 2: That one information and line misinformation and lines or it's
Speaker 2: information and truths.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess depending on where you live and you're
Speaker 4: peeling back the veil veil veal goat Drew's goaated.
Speaker 3: That was rich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one was like kind of anxiety. I am impressed.
Speaker 4: Did you just wake that out that? Because that was
Speaker 4: as impressive?
Speaker 2: How well I'm a rapper.
Speaker 1: Did someone else say that you said something that was funny?
Speaker 4: And I texted it to you because you didn't have
Speaker 4: your phone on you way.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been leaving the house.
Speaker 4: Oh, they called me Nintendo the way I switch up,
Speaker 4: which is like not a flex and it's like the worst.
Speaker 2: Thing, the way they switch up on me. And I
Speaker 2: said it, and then he was like, did you make
Speaker 2: that up? And I was like, I think I just
Speaker 2: made that.
Speaker 1: I had to look it up and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, and I made it up.
Speaker 3: I made up a thing too. Yeah, it's that I
Speaker 3: see on both sides, like Chanel like bisexual. Yeah, wait
Speaker 3: you're well, no I'm not, but that's just something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did you say that?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: For clout, gay is not allowed? Gay is not allowed?
Speaker 1: Why do you think that? Sorry, I just parted my
Speaker 1: sweaty feet in my socks.
Speaker 4: I don't know she was on because my feet got
Speaker 4: so hot, darned across the chair.
Speaker 1: Wa Hey, why do you say that?
Speaker 4: You should?
Speaker 2: Nikki Blonski where is she? So?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen her?
Speaker 2: She is, No, she's chilling like she's living her fucking life.
Speaker 2: But like I watched her live streams on TikTok every
Speaker 2: once in a while. She has a spot in my
Speaker 2: heart for ever. There's a few people that like have
Speaker 2: a spot in my heart, and she is one of them.
Speaker 2: And I can't name the other ones because it's really problematic.
Speaker 4: I thought you were saying I can't name the other
Speaker 4: ones because like you can't think of them, and I
Speaker 4: was gonna be like that, I guess how big of
Speaker 4: a spot do they really have? If you read self
Speaker 4: help books, I don't know if I want to talk to.
Speaker 2: You if you can't figure it out on your own
Speaker 2: like type shit.
Speaker 4: Or like I'm just like you don't have Like I
Speaker 4: feel like self help books are like the Avon of
Speaker 4: makeup or like the Mary Kate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's super period scheme period. Sorry, I'm bleeding.
Speaker 1: I'm free bleeding right now.
Speaker 2: In my.
Speaker 1: It's like a pyramid scheme.
Speaker 4: And all the graphic design for it looks like they
Speaker 4: like AI generated it.
Speaker 2: I've noticed, like looking at like go to a Barns
Speaker 2: and Nobles and just look at all of the book
Speaker 2: covers like they look fucking insane.
Speaker 1: It's insane. There can't be words behind that cover.
Speaker 2: No, they literally freaking out.
Speaker 1: If you like picked it up, it would shake and
Speaker 1: there'd be like an old kid. It rattle like somebody.
Speaker 2: Left the soon soon books are just gonna be fucking
Speaker 2: SD cards that we put into our ears.
Speaker 1: How soon do you think that is?
Speaker 2: I genuinely believe in the next fifty years something.
Speaker 1: Is actually wrong.
Speaker 4: I can't even get lastick because my eyes are dry.
Speaker 4: Do you know how many people like just wouldn't be
Speaker 4: able to get that, like because.
Speaker 1: Would it have to it would have to do with
Speaker 1: your eyes, would have to connect to your eyes so
Speaker 1: you can see it? Or is it You're just like
Speaker 1: your brain is reading it.
Speaker 2: It's just your brain. It's a chip in your brain.
Speaker 2: Such unnecessary literally, and like so I saw like a
Speaker 2: video of like kids from like the nineteen sixties, like
Speaker 2: predicting what the two thousands were gonna look like.
Speaker 4: One of them was like, dude, I'm gonna have a
Speaker 4: huge TikTok account brand.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do NPC TikTok live videos.
Speaker 4: My grandpa's gonna but my grandson is gonna post pictasee
Speaker 4: me when I was hot.
Speaker 1: As fun, keep popping on.
Speaker 2: TikTok yeah, and I'm gonna bang.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, okay, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: What were they predicting?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: But they just like predicted a bunch of sh I
Speaker 2: forgot what I was saying.
Speaker 1: Well, you're supposed to remember what they were saying.
Speaker 2: Well, they were saying like, oh, they're gonna like have
Speaker 2: like phones in their homes and like just ship like that,
Speaker 2: Like they're gonna have TV. That's in the most creative
Speaker 2: people ever back then it was.
Speaker 1: It was I mean, I guess, but phone TV existed,
Speaker 1: so they were.
Speaker 4: Like, it'll be like what we have, but like kind
Speaker 4: of the opposite inside.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was. It was impressive because like
Speaker 2: the other said they were saying, was like, oh, they'll
Speaker 2: be like scared of the nuke and ship like and
Speaker 2: ship like that, and like yeah, yeah, I think nukes
Speaker 2: are alive to keep the population and check to scare
Speaker 2: us into submission. We don't have.
Speaker 4: Three people are like damn, I shouldn't run this red
Speaker 4: light because like what if.
Speaker 1: It's not toping?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean it's deeper than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my favorite conspiracy theory, like political, Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: no nukes, Like nukes are like what backs the US
Speaker 3: dollar value?
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, the military industrial complex, it all goes
Speaker 2: back to it.
Speaker 1: Ooh, that's crazy. Because I dropped a nuke on your
Speaker 1: mom's cucci.
Speaker 2: Oh, I dropped a nuke, which is a turd in
Speaker 2: your mom's vagina, and it gave her a bacterial yeast infection.
Speaker 1: The bacterial yeast infection.
Speaker 2: Right right, Okay, wait, wait wait, I have shit written down,
Speaker 2: but I gotta find it first because it's like mixed
Speaker 2: into what I already said.
Speaker 3: Did you guys see the LK ninety nine thing, Well,
Speaker 3: it's like the superconductor.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't see that. Now there's like.
Speaker 3: Some South Korean scientists that figured out a way to
Speaker 3: make a superconductor.
Speaker 2: That room temperature.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's yeah, really crazy, and.
Speaker 3: We would use that for It's like the MRI machine
Speaker 3: costs like forty million dollars and you could make one
Speaker 3: for like a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Because you don't have to like cool it and you
Speaker 2: can make like floating Yeah, because didn't we have to
Speaker 2: like used to like freeze like these like magnets to
Speaker 2: like make them letitate.
Speaker 3: I watched this video by this guy on YouTube and
Speaker 3: he was like basically saying that it would it would
Speaker 3: change the world if they actually pulled this shit off.
Speaker 3: Because like have you seen the job. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 3: they were saying, is like you could create tracks and
Speaker 3: like make cars float and then.
Speaker 4: Like necessary to like cool down the earth, but like
Speaker 4: the cars float, like it always has to be that.
Speaker 3: I say that they could make like a quantum computer
Speaker 3: wing bot.
Speaker 2: Like oh that lives in seventeen different and it gets
Speaker 2: embedded in the.
Speaker 1: Hood of a clip.
Speaker 4: So then exactly, Yeah, it's like a neuralink but for
Speaker 4: your exactly, and then anytime you're you're just like.
Speaker 3: A neuralink but for your pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait where you're not allowed to say.
Speaker 1: The P words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually I actually feel that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was a lot of drama with it
Speaker 2: because like they submitted it like years and years and years,
Speaker 2: like not years and years, like three years ago, and
Speaker 2: everybody was like, brother, shit is physically impossible, Like y'all
Speaker 2: are lying, y'all are making this ship up. And they
Speaker 2: kind of were. They were like theorizing, and they used
Speaker 2: like a different material like copper or something like. I
Speaker 2: don't I don't know exactly the science behind it, but
Speaker 2: basically the drama is that like it kind of started
Speaker 2: leaking that they were cracking the code. So the scientists
Speaker 2: that went and published it first, it was a group
Speaker 2: of three because they want a Nobel Peace Prizes and
Speaker 2: you can only get Nobel Peace Prizes in groups of
Speaker 2: three or less. So people were like kind of copying
Speaker 2: their signs, like yeah, yeah, it seems well you can
Speaker 2: get one in solo. But he ran, he broke away
Speaker 2: and like her, submitted it.
Speaker 4: So I have to start like a boy band to
Speaker 4: get my next I couldn't like I'd have to start
Speaker 4: like a duo, like an outcast kind of situation.
Speaker 1: Chrome, What the hell like this? That's like a finish
Speaker 1: of paint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I've been eating a lot of adrenochrome recently.
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me? You're looking at me
Speaker 2: way too much and am not supposed.
Speaker 1: To look at you.
Speaker 4: I actually feel like this whole episode, I haven't looked
Speaker 4: at you, and that's why I started looking at you,
Speaker 4: because I've been just like zoning off while y'all talk
Speaker 4: about like magnets and fans.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a heart This is a crazy take.
Speaker 2: God sends his tastiest babies to his hungry as pit bulls. Well, okay, listen,
Speaker 2: what does that mean? That piples eat children. Okay, like
Speaker 2: I love animals, Oh my god, man, no, I love animals,
Speaker 2: but like piples, did you just think of that?
Speaker 4: No, I write it down, I know, but I'm saying, like,
Speaker 4: did you think of that?
Speaker 2: Well not those exact that exact very bage.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, but okay, because I was like, in what
Speaker 4: world were you around pit bulls?
Speaker 2: No? I posted that on my meme account. Literally all
Speaker 2: of that ship I read is just shit. I posted
Speaker 2: from my meme.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I thought like you were talking to somebody
Speaker 4: and they were like, yeah, like my pit bull like
Speaker 4: fuck my baby.
Speaker 2: Up or some shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, God
Speaker 2: sends his tastiest kids to his pipples.
Speaker 1: That was like the craziest thing I think you've ever said.
Speaker 2: But I was gonna get into like, okay, God, yeah,
Speaker 2: go far. I love animals and like shit, but like
Speaker 2: pipples are kind of scary and that's like my probably
Speaker 2: my most problematic take ever is and the people who
Speaker 2: ride for that's the I was like, this is one
Speaker 2: that I did come up with. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 6: Though, but basically it's like.
Speaker 1: Man, you are on a roll right now, Like this
Speaker 1: is insane you're saying men do the same thing.
Speaker 2: Cut. I guess this episode is already cut in, sliced,
Speaker 2: just like it's done done.
Speaker 1: Should I tell the story about the scary men at Nobuo?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: So I was at this event with like a bunch
Speaker 4: of homegirls and it was it was at the Malibu Pier,
Speaker 4: which is right next to the Nobuo like in Malibu. Yes,
Speaker 4: I go to the No Boo in Malibu, like and
Speaker 4: it's easy and I just do it on a whee
Speaker 4: like that's just kind of life. I leave, But one
Speaker 4: of them really likes eating there and they're We're like, oh,
Speaker 4: we should go. So we walked over. We tried so
Speaker 4: hard to get a table. They literally looked us up
Speaker 4: and down and we're like, we do not have anything here,
Speaker 4: and we begged for an eta for a table and
Speaker 4: they were like, we can't do that.
Speaker 1: And then my friend was like.
Speaker 4: But if you had to guess, could you And she
Speaker 4: was like, I literally cannot guess for you right now,
Speaker 4: Like it was a weird interaction.
Speaker 1: But we want to know boo couldn't get a table.
Speaker 4: Then we were told we could go to the bar
Speaker 4: area and you can order food there. I've also already
Speaker 4: told this story to Drew, So if he seems like unamused,
Speaker 4: it's not because it's an awesome like not an awesome story,
Speaker 4: it's because I've already told him. So I guess this
Speaker 4: is more for Katy.
Speaker 1: Because he's the only one in the room who hasn't
Speaker 1: heard it. But we couldn't get a table, and then
Speaker 1: we have to sit there.
Speaker 2: My altar hasn't heard it. Should I front? Should I
Speaker 2: bring him up?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Jericho?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Did you name him or did he name himself?
Speaker 2: Hey, Derek Jericho?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you? I mean, you're not that much different from Drew.
Speaker 2: I'm emo?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, did you give yourself that name?
Speaker 2: Or I was cutting for Justin Bieber and interrupted by
Speaker 2: a no boot story.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't answer my question. Also, both of those
Speaker 1: people are fully fine. You don't have to do that
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: Jarn left one direction.
Speaker 1: It was like a long.
Speaker 4: Time ago, and he never left. I guess technically everybody
Speaker 4: who stayed in Wonder actually got fired. They got laid off,
Speaker 4: which is kind of embarrassing. Like Zayn left and then
Speaker 4: it was like fuck, all right, you don't.
Speaker 1: Seem like it took that long to change back.
Speaker 2: It's really easy. It's like they're sitting at like a
Speaker 2: round table in my brain at all time.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're sitting at the red table with Jada.
Speaker 2: The Red Willow Smith. Well, no, no, no, babe, I was
Speaker 2: just I don't think, don't Willow Willow Pill.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying to me.
Speaker 2: I'm to keep going pill Willow Pill is a drag
Speaker 2: queen that ate down and won this season.
Speaker 4: Okay, and she like, yeah, whoa.
Speaker 1: Anyways, we're sitting in the corner of this bar.
Speaker 4: When we walk in, immediately these two older men who
Speaker 4: had to have been in there like mid to late fifties.
Speaker 4: We're staring at us, but and all of us kind
Speaker 4: of saw it, but none of us acknowledge because we
Speaker 4: were like whatever we finished eating.
Speaker 2: Wait, can you pause real quick. I'm sorry. I just
Speaker 2: hate like women being like being like talked to and
Speaker 2: looked at weird by men.
Speaker 3: Like you, like a three hour break.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to go lay down and cry.
Speaker 1: That's crazy because it didn't really affect me like that.
Speaker 3: So it's like, why are you it's about you, It's.
Speaker 1: It's about the men involved, and like what they're up.
Speaker 2: To, yeah, my emotions are more important than yours. Oh wow, actually,
Speaker 2: can you stop touching me? Thank you?
Speaker 1: So whatever, we like can acknowledge them.
Speaker 4: We finished our food, we're finishing our drink, and as
Speaker 4: we're finishing, the two guys go up and talk to
Speaker 4: two of the girls we're with and me and like
Speaker 4: the other girls are kind of like, oh okay, like
Speaker 4: they'll walk away eventually. I'm sure they don't walk away.
Speaker 4: Ten minutes has passed, and like our two home girls
Speaker 4: are kind of looking at us and they're like, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh.
Speaker 2: We like kind of said in the mid fifties, late fifties, yeah,
Speaker 2: they had What the fuck? I was not there.
Speaker 3: I was in New York, dude, I'm not in my.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was in his mid nineties by Jonah Hill.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I ate nineties.
Speaker 1: Low key was Jonah Hill. Guys like that's who it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.
Speaker 1: It was not Jonah Hill.
Speaker 4: So whatever, we all start talking and then he's like
Speaker 4: guessing where we're all from, and he keeps talking to
Speaker 4: all of us, and I was just already kind of drunk,
Speaker 4: and he wouldn't get the hint that we didn't want
Speaker 4: him to be talking to us because it'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 4: but you know, we're about to like have one more
Speaker 4: drink and leave like whatever, like just trying to get
Speaker 4: them away. We're like, yeah, we're having a girl's night, like,
Speaker 4: and he just wouldn't back off.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 4: My friend and me were like, they're not even gonna
Speaker 4: buy us drinks and they look like they have a
Speaker 4: lot of money and they won't leave us alone. And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, we should just ask if they're
Speaker 4: gonna and I think at one point like somebody kind
Speaker 4: of threw it into conversation and they just ignored it.
Speaker 4: So then I got on my phone onto Instagram and
Speaker 4: I put by I'll insert the photo photo both of
Speaker 4: these things.
Speaker 1: I put buy us.
Speaker 4: A drink question mark on the thing, and I kind
Speaker 4: of started a concert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for visual listeners, it's like black screen white texts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like just fully like subtitled that, and
Speaker 4: I'm like and I I'm trying to shout to them,
Speaker 4: and they're kind of just like like literally liked like it's.
Speaker 1: Like right here, wait, hold your hand out to me.
Speaker 4: It's like right there, and they're like.
Speaker 1: Like slowly just moving away, and then I was like hello, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 4: Probably so allowed to that, like hello, come on, and
Speaker 4: I like made them read it, and then you're just
Speaker 4: looking at them.
Speaker 1: Like hey, like and they just keep talking to everybody else.
Speaker 2: Why are you like an actress? That was good. I'm
Speaker 2: not even just playing like that is good.
Speaker 4: I'm not even just playing you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm not even just playing this like I'm real. But
Speaker 1: I hate how squeaky this chair is on my chains.
Speaker 2: Why he's like shitting it's all of a sudden, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden. It's never once squeaked, but all of
Speaker 2: a sudden it's the chair. Because I think, and you're
Speaker 2: shitting yourself. I think you're wearing a diaper. We need
Speaker 2: to we need to bring back diapers.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I need to piss in.
Speaker 2: A Should we do it tonight? I'm literally not even kidding.
Speaker 2: Because I was so jealous of Christian and Michael when
Speaker 2: they put on diapers and pete and then without me,
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, dude, I need to try that.
Speaker 4: That's like the craziest sentence ever. I was so jealous
Speaker 4: of my other grown ass friends who were fishing a diapers.
Speaker 2: Without me anyways, gotta try it out.
Speaker 4: They ignore it and then they keep talking and we
Speaker 4: like kind of keep trying to just get them away
Speaker 4: like from us.
Speaker 1: They won't. And then I put on my phone again.
Speaker 4: I was like, I want to drink question mark on
Speaker 4: me exclamation point and I was like hello, and I
Speaker 4: was like, come on, is this gonna get you?
Speaker 1: Like you know you want it? Like I just like
Speaker 1: kept doing that.
Speaker 4: Also, one of the friends of Tavi and she pointed
Speaker 4: out to me when I saw her the other day,
Speaker 4: she was like that the way I was showing the
Speaker 4: phone was.
Speaker 1: I was like, like, it's just.
Speaker 4: Like like really like moving a lot.
Speaker 1: And then one of the guys started to almost like answer.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, actually, like you let me buy
Speaker 4: him a drink and I was like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: buy you a drink.
Speaker 1: I was kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh, but if the roles were reversed, yeah, it would
Speaker 2: be funny.
Speaker 1: I just ring you up for a second. I thought
Speaker 1: you were like.
Speaker 4: Like here for women, and now it seems like you're
Speaker 4: just like when I'm playing both.
Speaker 2: Listen, women come from my ribb and they are the devil.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, is that like a religious ideology.
Speaker 3: I can't get behind that personally. Oh my I am.
Speaker 2: I am like, she wants you so bad. She's hearing this,
Speaker 2: she's gonna hear you. She's gonna finger you.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but seriously, no jokes, Like that's fucked up
Speaker 3: and I don't support that.
Speaker 2: God user, Oh, I can get loud, should get loud. No,
Speaker 2: it's gonna scare you.
Speaker 4: That was so loud, but whatever. I was like, I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna buy your drink. And then he starts going on.
Speaker 4: He's like, you know what, girls, I have a better idea.
Speaker 4: All of you, come to my house. I have plenty
Speaker 4: of alcohol, I have a pool, I got a disco
Speaker 4: ball and.
Speaker 1: A dance floor.
Speaker 4: We can get started a little party of borrow like
Speaker 4: start saying all this. I was just looking at I'm like,
Speaker 4: are you crazy? You're gonna fucking kill us?
Speaker 2: Like no, and you fumbled the bag like crazy and
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying that, Like she literally fumbled from
Speaker 2: me and the rest of my summer, like you.
Speaker 4: Should have just like you have to make it about you,
Speaker 4: not even like and you fumbled so hard she could
Speaker 4: have like gotten the car she wanted, like all this
Speaker 4: stuff like she.
Speaker 1: Fuffled so hard. I could have had access to a.
Speaker 2: Pool, some friends with pools, but like, it would have
Speaker 2: been so easy if that was your baile, Like, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Guess all I would have to do is like have
Speaker 4: sex and commit to somebody who's like really gross.
Speaker 2: I do it every day.
Speaker 1: Every day.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at her, Queen, Queen, Queen. You two, queen.
Speaker 3: I love the idea of you wanting and you to
Speaker 3: take the chance of getting trafficked so you can see
Speaker 3: a disco ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dance floor inside the house. But he has bread,
Speaker 2: Like that's crazy. But he wouldn't buy you a drink.
Speaker 2: That's That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I kept saying. And I made that
Speaker 1: joke to him.
Speaker 2: I was like, he kept he might be the kill you.
Speaker 4: Literally kept saying it. Like five times. He was liked,
Speaker 4: come to our house, come to our house, come to
Speaker 4: our house, and we were like no, and then he wouldn'
Speaker 4: leave someone. We were like, can you even make drinks?
Speaker 4: Like we can get really good drinks or so even
Speaker 4: in the off chimese we did go to your house,
Speaker 4: what can you make? And then he looks at me,
Speaker 4: He's like, what do you like to drink, and I
Speaker 4: was like tequila, and he was like, I can make
Speaker 4: you a triple shop margarita that will send you off.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you are.
Speaker 4: Going to behead me and I was like so, I
Speaker 4: was like, so you just want to go to your
Speaker 4: house so you can kill us, like and he was like,
Speaker 4: I couldn't take on all four all five of you,
Speaker 4: and I was like, we were like, okay, so you
Speaker 4: can take on like two of us or something like
Speaker 4: what is happening?
Speaker 1: He just wouldn't leave us alone. And then I started
Speaker 1: getting really annoyed.
Speaker 4: Because he mentioned he kept being like, come to my house,
Speaker 4: come to my house, come to my house.
Speaker 1: And we were like, no, we don't even.
Speaker 2: Live close to you consequence, and he.
Speaker 4: Like kept like talking, and then I just started getting
Speaker 4: really annoyed and I would turn to the bar and
Speaker 4: turn back.
Speaker 1: And be like like start yelling like.
Speaker 5: That started screaming and they didn't munch like he literally
Speaker 5: just like I had told him I was for Miami.
Speaker 1: He goes, there's that spice coming out.
Speaker 4: Like he was just like like, dude, it was insane.
Speaker 4: One of them was definitely a little scenile, Like anything
Speaker 4: you said to him. He couldn't hear, so that's probably
Speaker 4: why the screams didn't bother him.
Speaker 1: Like when I told.
Speaker 4: Him literally I they were like, oh, are you Cuban
Speaker 4: because I'm for Miami. I was like, yeah, I'm like
Speaker 4: Cuban and him Durance and he goes, oh, I love Hungry.
Speaker 1: I can't believe so long like Stargards.
Speaker 4: Is like Houn Durists and he was like yeah hungry
Speaker 4: and like he literally keep taking back.
Speaker 1: I was like no, no, no, no, no, no whatever.
Speaker 1: It just like kept going.
Speaker 4: For so fucking long, and they like would not budget.
Speaker 4: I can't remember some of the other shiit I did.
Speaker 4: I was just acting fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I told him I was a landlord for an RV part.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And then it turns out that you was
Speaker 2: literally a landlord for an RV because it was It
Speaker 2: was one of the when he was drilling in the
Speaker 2: entire time about he was like, no, like this is
Speaker 2: fucking weird, Like this is like a match made in heaven,
Speaker 2: Like this is weird that we're both RV land Yeah.
Speaker 2: He became obsessed with Becausea's life sucked balls too well.
Speaker 4: He ate it up so like, actually, I have two
Speaker 4: other things I did before I get into that. He
Speaker 4: was holding this drink and I literally like, wait, hold this,
Speaker 4: like they at this point has gone for like twenty
Speaker 4: five minutes. I go give me that, Lily, like take
Speaker 4: this cup out of his hand, and he was like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you want some tequila. I was like, I just
Speaker 1: like yanked your cuff on.
Speaker 2: Your hand literally so bad.
Speaker 1: And then one of.
Speaker 4: Their phones was on there, like on the like bar table.
Speaker 4: I was like, give me that. I just like grabbing
Speaker 4: hit because I wanted to scare them away. Like what
Speaker 4: I was hoping would happen is they'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: we've been drilling these girls trying to get them to
Speaker 4: come to our house for thirty minutes when they've said
Speaker 4: no eighteen times, but one of them has to budge,
Speaker 4: And I thought maybe they'd be like, oh, one of
Speaker 4: them actually fucking insane, it will come to my house
Speaker 4: and steel every I mean.
Speaker 2: All of y'all were being kind of kooky, right, you know,
Speaker 2: all of.
Speaker 4: Us literally just started saying the craziest ship in response,
Speaker 4: like they'd be like.
Speaker 1: How old are you? And I was like, oh, her,
Speaker 1: she's sixteen.
Speaker 4: Don't tell the bartender her And He literally was like,
Speaker 4: oh I wouldn't, and we're like.
Speaker 2: Whoah No. They literally they literally thought like Manning Pixie,
Speaker 2: dream Girl, like a shine of this spotless mind, like
Speaker 2: this is going to change our lives. I think they're
Speaker 2: the girls.
Speaker 4: There's something deep. There's gotta be a better word for
Speaker 4: whatever I was energy. I was showing them because it
Speaker 4: was not like, yeah.
Speaker 2: The robber.
Speaker 4: These guys were so weird, and they were like that.
Speaker 1: Girl needs help, like something's wrong with her.
Speaker 2: But clinics clinically insane dream girl, BPD, dream girl.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 2: A rectile dysfunctioned dream boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, so.
Speaker 4: You're like freaking out, dude, but oh my god, no,
Speaker 4: I have a like like a hiccup that's stuck in
Speaker 4: my in my like throat goat in my throat.
Speaker 1: But one of them like they kept yeah, thank you, actually,
Speaker 1: thank you for recognizing that.
Speaker 4: But they kept asking, and then finally one of our
Speaker 4: friends was like, dude, actually, I'm so sorry. I know
Speaker 4: we keep saying no, but it's because we all.
Speaker 1: Lived so far. We all started saying places that were
Speaker 1: like really far from Malaburn. I was like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I live in fucking Pomona.
Speaker 4: I have to take like the most expensive move bore
Speaker 4: of my life back and it's like, if.
Speaker 2: You don't know, is like what like eighteen hours?
Speaker 1: No, it's literally like.
Speaker 4: If it was at the middle of the night, I
Speaker 4: think it'd be like three hours, like maybe longer like,
Speaker 4: but in the middle of that, I would probably.
Speaker 1: Still be like two hours and thirty minutes. But he
Speaker 1: just like then honed in on me.
Speaker 4: He's like, you're not from fucking Pomona. And I was like,
Speaker 4: what's wrong with Pomona? I literally am I have to
Speaker 4: live there, my job is there.
Speaker 1: And then one of our friends was like, yeah, she's
Speaker 1: got to get back to the RV business. And then
Speaker 1: he was like the RV business. I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a landlord for an RV like a trailer park.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, no, you're not. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't understand why you're becoming so hostile
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 4: That's literally my life, Like I live in Pomona. I'm
Speaker 4: a landlord, Like, I don't know why. That's the craziest
Speaker 4: thing ever. And then he was like how many RVs
Speaker 4: do you have? And I was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 4: gonna sound crazy, but I have eight acres with thirty
Speaker 4: five RVs on them, just so, and I was like,
Speaker 4: with thirty five, but I did mention that, and I
Speaker 4: think that's why you believe it, because I was like,
Speaker 4: and I know that sounds like I'm cramming a oh
Speaker 4: is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It just it just went, but it's fine.
Speaker 4: I was like, and I know that sounds like a
Speaker 4: lot of RVs for one pocket of land, but like
Speaker 4: that's how it's always been, Like I treat my tenants.
Speaker 1: Really really good. It was like, what, what's the parsis?
Speaker 4: I was like twelve twelve hundred to eighteen hundred, but
Speaker 4: like it just depends on how new the RV is.
Speaker 1: And then he started freaking. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like this is actually crazy, Like do you actually do that?
Speaker 4: And I was like why would I just say all
Speaker 4: of that, dude, Like why would I lie about that?
Speaker 4: And then he started to becoming like overly into it.
Speaker 4: So I just turned and paid the tab and then
Speaker 4: like my friends were like, see that's the RV money
Speaker 4: coming in, Like she's paying the tab. And we had
Speaker 4: gotten one last drink and we wanted to go outside
Speaker 4: and smoke and at this point, I was like, this
Speaker 4: literally isn't funny anymore because it's been going on for
Speaker 4: forty five minutes and they actually won't leave us alone.
Speaker 4: So I told the bartender. I was like, Hey, we're
Speaker 4: gonna go outside to smoke and finish these drinks. Can
Speaker 4: you please have like security make sure he doesn't follow
Speaker 4: after us? And when we got up, they started following
Speaker 4: us outside, and I think the security came and interfered,
Speaker 4: and then the security kind of lingered with us while
Speaker 4: we were on couches, and the second the security started
Speaker 4: walking away, both of them like grabbed their drinks and
Speaker 4: started walking towards us, and I had to run back
Speaker 4: and get the security and tell him to come and
Speaker 4: like block them again.
Speaker 1: It was the craziest interaction I think I've ever had
Speaker 1: at that restaurant.
Speaker 4: And I hope somebody from the restaurant hears this and
Speaker 4: bans me for giving bad vibes publicly. It's my really
Speaker 4: long story, guys. I'm sorry, I'm every.
Speaker 2: I'm talking yet, WHOA, you're beautiful and down? Yeah, you're
Speaker 2: beautiful and you're lovely?
Speaker 1: Is it take you so long to read? Are you
Speaker 1: making it up? I don't think you wrote that down.
Speaker 3: I wrote all of it.
Speaker 1: You did it. That's a lot more words than what
Speaker 1: you're saying.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I wrote something down right before this that I
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about, but like.
Speaker 1: Oh, you probably just wrote it down in your mind.
Speaker 1: So if you just think hard enough.
Speaker 3: Wait till the guy I was super old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but both of them were like in their like
Speaker 4: late fifties, like maybe mid sixties.
Speaker 3: Kept I kept imagining. You know that video of Mitch
Speaker 3: McConnell where he like pauses, Yeah, I kept that when
Speaker 3: you held up the thing get a drinking, he like
Speaker 3: just stares off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was literally what I was giving. They were
Speaker 1: like looking through my phone. They did not want to
Speaker 1: read it.
Speaker 3: This week.
Speaker 2: It's been good by Barts and cooperation.
Speaker 3: And a string of.
Speaker 4: Me and Drew was talking about it after I told him,
Speaker 4: because I woke up the next day.
Speaker 1: I was like, that was insane.
Speaker 4: I can't believe that they drilled for forty minutes because
Speaker 4: they were that horny and like desperate, and me and
Speaker 4: Drew were discussing if we think they went home and
Speaker 4: were like.
Speaker 2: Damn, I fuck, I fucked up, Like oh, like that
Speaker 2: was so weird, Like I can't believe I did that, Like,
Speaker 2: did they have hangover anxiety.
Speaker 1: The next hour they like, dude, that girl was so meat.
Speaker 2: Or were they like damn like I ate that shit up,
Speaker 2: Like I almost bagged five girls at once.
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably that, Like I was this close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put the meddling security guard like meddling kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do they call them that? Like they're like
Speaker 1: not metal, They're like.
Speaker 2: Normal, No, no, meddling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are they meddling? Meddling? What to get? Like
Speaker 1: that was like the thing with the fire on it?
Speaker 2: Girl, What the hell are you saying right now? You're
Speaker 2: freaking me the fuck out. You're literally freaking me the
Speaker 2: fuck out. All right, challenge for both of you guys.
Speaker 2: Look down at your zipper and I bet I can
Speaker 2: guess what three letters are on it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Three letters?
Speaker 3: What the hell?
Speaker 2: There's three letters on my zipper? How did he know that?
Speaker 2: And it's why k K and I guarantee you motherfuckers
Speaker 2: out there are wearing it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like the whitest manufacturer of zippers like
Speaker 4: on the planet. And then some of the zippers on
Speaker 4: some of the old zippers on Levi's I think are
Speaker 4: like made by Levi's and that like old Levi's have
Speaker 4: like a specific zipper, and that's how you know how
Speaker 4: old they are.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for learning my fucking.
Speaker 1: Something, right, I know everything. You can't teach me.
Speaker 2: You don't know. You don't know that. You don't know
Speaker 2: a lot of fucking ship. Where are kids? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I know where they are.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to say it publicly because of
Speaker 1: their safety.
Speaker 2: That's what I would say to gotcha.
Speaker 3: You guys are bad parents.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, it says the loser, single bitch. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: sad motherfucker.
Speaker 3: I'm pointing out the fact that you are not good.
Speaker 2: No life virgin.
Speaker 3: What does that? What does that have to do with you? Guys?
Speaker 3: Me pointing out that your parenting is not that good.
Speaker 2: Uh, because you've never had sex and you can't even
Speaker 2: make kids because you've never done it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because nobody wants to touch you because you're disgusting.
Speaker 2: Okay, that was too far.
Speaker 1: That was yeah, that was too far because you touch him,
Speaker 1: so that would.
Speaker 3: Make Yeah, exactly was it you last night, Drue or
Speaker 3: was it Jericho.
Speaker 2: Last night? Boning you? That was Raymond?
Speaker 3: Damn Raymonds.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was ray mysterio.
Speaker 2: He's not fronting right now.
Speaker 1: Fuck, I don't want my phone to die.
Speaker 2: But I needs is that the wrestler? Oh yeah, Journey?
Speaker 1: Hello Johnny? Yes, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, I can't find running. Where is she can't find journing?
Speaker 3: My mom, I'm gonna kill you. Find journey?
Speaker 2: Am right here?
Speaker 1: You have me outside.
Speaker 3: Where now?
Speaker 1: You see your journey? You see your journey? You see journey.
Speaker 3: I think he's invisible.
Speaker 2: Yeah journey? What John yet? I what?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: Context literally broke her spirit like she.
Speaker 4: Like it was probably fun didn't give it like it
Speaker 4: was funny for her, and then he went for so long. Also,
Speaker 4: you know what I realized is this was posted on
Speaker 4: snapchat and I don't think this person was like a
Speaker 4: content creator like that. So that means this older brother
Speaker 4: just did this into his for like way too long.
Speaker 2: Was that a trend at the time? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Okay, right, but this is the best one to ever
Speaker 2: know this?
Speaker 1: What's so good? She just said, like it's actually so sad. Also,
Speaker 1: what was her reaction when he finally was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're real? I wonder She was.
Speaker 2: Just like, I love my Mom's gonna kill me, like
Speaker 2: just making it real? Well, you know, it's really scary.
Speaker 2: Oh that was savage.
Speaker 3: That was honestly savage.
Speaker 2: D Savage in Madison Beer. Oh the Madison Beer beef
Speaker 2: d Savage. Jacklinski. Oh, baby Gronk, Baby Gronk just lived,
Speaker 2: Baby Gronk just rised up Libby.
Speaker 3: Dunn during that four weeks later.
Speaker 2: Baby Gronk, you know, baby grown dude, Jesus sick at
Speaker 2: fucking kid. He's got like eighteen college offers for football
Speaker 2: and he doesn't even play, like and yeah and Livy
Speaker 2: done l s u l s U Jack Glinski, Okay
Speaker 2: done bo bo literally bro literally but gen Alpha is
Speaker 2: literally making memes now, and it's really really fucking scary
Speaker 2: because Alpha, yes, Jen Alpha, like the new Ones. I
Speaker 2: know they're not Alpha Calm fucking gin Beta more like
Speaker 2: because they're fucking pussies. They got addicted to their fucking
Speaker 2: iPads and roadblocks like duh, like jin Jin Beta more
Speaker 2: like we should be called Sigma Gin Sigma.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tired of being called gen z.
Speaker 1: Wait that's what you think you are?
Speaker 3: I think ye.
Speaker 2: Like boomer boy like gink doink? What the fu was
Speaker 2: I saying? Oh? Gin Alpha's making memes now? And one
Speaker 2: of them is like skippity do bot fucking toilet. Yeah
Speaker 2: they're babies, they're young, but they're making memes now, which
Speaker 2: means we're all about to get made fucking fun of
Speaker 2: and we're gonna be the loser cringe Facebook, And you
Speaker 2: know it's crazy. No, no, no, no no, I read I
Speaker 2: treat it's crazy that the cycle is just continuing because
Speaker 2: we used to look at our parents and be like,
Speaker 2: God damn it, our parents are so fucking stupid. They
Speaker 2: believe everything they read on Facebook. We are now our
Speaker 2: fucking parents. We have become our parents with TikTok because
Speaker 2: everything on TikTok is real to everyone in our generation
Speaker 2: and it's just misinformation and lies spread by me. But yeah,
Speaker 2: they have this in called like Skippy toilet or something that, like,
Speaker 2: why do you know this maddics?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, skippy toilet.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the Oh no, I just erased
Speaker 2: all of my fucking notes. No wait, they're all gone.
Speaker 1: Well, don't don't back up yet. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: you're shaking it out. You're freaking me out.
Speaker 2: They're all gone and all the notes are gone. Oh
Speaker 2: well at p up Okay, Well that sucks, but I
Speaker 2: have a second one, so we're good. But yeah, look up,
Speaker 2: I'll look it up on our phone. My phone, that
Speaker 2: is Jim, I look I want because you're always cheating
Speaker 2: on it. Just turns out she never wanted to see
Speaker 2: my pictures in the first place. She never really actually cared.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you quoting?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I didn't realize that Gen Alpha was twelve
Speaker 3: years old. Now, yeah, they're young, like twelve is that's
Speaker 3: like a person?
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, so I'm confused. And then what twelve to twenty?
Speaker 7: What is I think after if you're fourteen right now,
Speaker 7: you're Gen Z and we're in the gray area of
Speaker 7: millennial and X with the two years you're just lineal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think is the term.
Speaker 1: I say that, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you are so that.
Speaker 2: So this generation off was like six years old, thought
Speaker 2: they were liked and they live in avatars. They're gonna
Speaker 2: be cringed out. What were you saying? Kai like that?
Speaker 2: Like they live as avatar is online and they're gonna
Speaker 2: be fucking creeped out by like us showing our face online.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's all these theories that the next generation is
Speaker 3: gonna view like not having privacy as like cringe, so
Speaker 3: everyone will just use like an avatar, which.
Speaker 4: Is ideal because I'm like, all right, I'm already agreeing
Speaker 4: with them.
Speaker 1: I'm so young at mart, you know.
Speaker 2: But this is the memes that they created. Christmastad, Stimmy, Stimmy.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is already a thing.
Speaker 2: Ask your ask your nine year old, ten year old,
Speaker 2: eleven year old, twelve year old, I've never heard of this.
Speaker 1: Not that song.
Speaker 4: I've heard that song, but remember this style of videos
Speaker 4: and how popular it was, like it was during like happening.
Speaker 2: I'm speaking just on Skippy the toilet. It's like a
Speaker 2: thing that all of your younger siblings know, but you
Speaker 2: have no idea that fucking exists.
Speaker 1: I would have never seen that.
Speaker 2: And it's like a whole like series of videos that
Speaker 2: this dude creates, and jin Alpha just like eats it
Speaker 2: the fuck up. I mean that had eighty eight million
Speaker 2: views and the other one had seventy four million views,
Speaker 2: and they just like eat it up. But it literally
Speaker 2: just looks like Gary's mod videos and it's probably fucking
Speaker 2: made in Gary's Mod or some shit.
Speaker 4: I I guess we went through phases as like our
Speaker 4: generation of making some of the worst jokes.
Speaker 2: And like e, literally the letter E was funny deep Fried,
Speaker 2: do you'll remember that likes or no, the letter E meme?
Speaker 2: I know it got to the point where the letter
Speaker 2: E was funny and I ate it up, Like this
Speaker 2: is how far gone we went. And meme culture, Like, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, I know, like I could teach a
Speaker 2: college class me on on memes, like I'm and I'm
Speaker 2: not even just saying that, Like I fucking love memes.
Speaker 2: I think they like speak so much to like culture,
Speaker 2: like literally like not to be fucking lame and loser,
Speaker 2: but like they literally like show what the masses are thinking.
Speaker 2: And like the fact that like I know, like people
Speaker 2: like aliens were confirmed real and everyone was just like
Speaker 2: making jokes about it is fucking crazy because five years ago,
Speaker 2: if aliens were announced that they were real, it would
Speaker 2: have like literally broken everything ever. But even though like
Speaker 2: but that's a psychological operation, though it is, it is,
Speaker 2: it's distracting both Mitch McConnell Froze on TV sign up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't believe in Project green Beam or whatever the
Speaker 2: fuck Project blue Beam is, like what their project I
Speaker 2: was like whoa, what is that you're saying? No, it's
Speaker 2: you know what that is. It's like that the government
Speaker 2: like it has projectors that project UFOs in the sky
Speaker 2: to like whatever confirm their alien agenda to distract us
Speaker 2: from you know what they're gonna do is aliens. This
Speaker 2: is this is the whole fucking game plan. Aliens are
Speaker 2: announced real then in the next few months, right, they're
Speaker 2: going to be coming to Earth more frequently. Well, then
Speaker 2: they're going to destroy the power grid. Aliens are going
Speaker 2: to destroy the power grid. It's gonna wipe out everything,
Speaker 2: all of our financial crypto, all of our currencies. Then
Speaker 2: they're gonna in state said, now this is real ship y'all. No,
Speaker 2: it's it's crazy.
Speaker 3: The aliens are going to make way for the CBDC.
Speaker 2: Exactly fed now is going to be in stated and
Speaker 2: then it's all because the alien aliens are.
Speaker 1: Going to take away and charge.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: No, I want Biden to stop gate keeping the alien.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you just ship yourself?
Speaker 1: No, sorry, very ignoremal just said what did you say?
Speaker 1: He said, I'm you know you repeated, Actually.
Speaker 3: I want Biden to stop gate keeping the alien. Oh
Speaker 3: t probably goes crazy.
Speaker 2: You never had no, you've never had that Ship's like
Speaker 2: that ship is literally like out of this world, like
Speaker 2: it's fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure, Like.
Speaker 2: You ever heard of alien moan? No you never heard it. No,
Speaker 2: you can't make any It's really fucking easy. Bro.
Speaker 4: Oh, mister Beast is playing with dynamite now, so he's
Speaker 4: ripping into the ozone.
Speaker 2: L he's a terrorist. Have you seen the last episode
Speaker 2: mister beasts terrorist dark? No?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he.
Speaker 4: Actually is a genius because of Oppenheimer being out, He's like,
Speaker 4: let's add explosivesm wow, Like that's the new vibe. Like
Speaker 4: he was like he was like wait, It's like when
Speaker 4: he saw a squid game and he was like, wait,
Speaker 4: what if I.
Speaker 1: Take exactly this.
Speaker 2: He's making a nuke.
Speaker 1: I think mister gonna set off.
Speaker 2: This is your next fucking video. Is the h bomb?
Speaker 1: Bro set off hydrogen bomb?
Speaker 2: Like up, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 1: I'm bored of them.
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, like a train in a hole, like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh a turning through a wall. Wow,
Speaker 4: Like I literally watched them and I'm like, okay, bored.
Speaker 2: Tried like you're boring, boring tomato tomato.
Speaker 1: And then he started playing with fire and explosives and.
Speaker 2: No, mister Beasts terrorism arc it's coming soon. No, but
Speaker 2: like I've said it before, like, oh, don't get me wrong, Like,
Speaker 2: mister Bees, come on the podcast. We got some ship
Speaker 2: to talk about. Let me one of these because you're evil.
Speaker 1: He's one of the explosions, so bad man.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, mister Bees, come on the podcast and
Speaker 2: convince me you're not evil.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if you've ever looked into
Speaker 4: that frame, but like I don't think he looks.
Speaker 2: To them like I need to go there. Like.
Speaker 4: Oh, also, I was hanging out with Christian, Alissa and Jester.
Speaker 2: People who are they?
Speaker 1: There's someone like our closest friends.
Speaker 2: I've just got rid of all the ops. I've gotten
Speaker 2: rid of all.
Speaker 1: Your shrooms recently, so you're losing your connections.
Speaker 2: It's just like people, bro, it's like me myself and
Speaker 2: I like Sigma mentality, like I came from the bottom
Speaker 2: now I'm fucking here type ship like bottom g swag.
Speaker 1: I think you might still be.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: Never that.
Speaker 4: Anyways, Oh, we were sitting around watching videos and then
Speaker 4: Christy goes, oh my god, I have a video that
Speaker 4: I think you're really gonna like and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, what is it. He's like, watch, just watch,
Speaker 4: and he wasn't joking. He literally showed me a hydrogen
Speaker 4: bomb video.
Speaker 2: Oh I that motherfucker jacked my sweat. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: showed and jacked my sweat, showed me.
Speaker 4: He was like, he was like, I just feel like
Speaker 4: you would love this, and I did because my first
Speaker 4: reaction was like, oh, imagine seeing that.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful, and then we all started laughing because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh my god, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I said that. Like it's literally a
Speaker 1: like like but it looked so.
Speaker 2: Pretty, nor the ozone layer. I was like, trust me,
Speaker 2: I know like massive explosions are. It does something to
Speaker 2: my brain, Like it's still it's like discovering like when
Speaker 2: Apes discovered fire for the first time, Like it that
Speaker 2: to my brain or like making the wheel and rolling
Speaker 2: down a hills.
Speaker 4: Literally the theory of all mister B's videos like that
Speaker 4: has to be the way he goes like just.
Speaker 2: What cave found fire? Yeah, like primal instincts like like
Speaker 2: colosseum like type shit.
Speaker 3: Dude, that beay Root explosion video it li insane.
Speaker 2: It looks like an anime fight scene. Yeah yeah, I've
Speaker 2: showed you like a million times.
Speaker 3: There's like an explosion, there's like a shockwave that like
Speaker 3: eviscerates everything in front of him.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, did that happen like last year?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I have seen that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's it literally looks like an anime
Speaker 2: fight scene. Have you seen the one of the dude
Speaker 2: on the jet ski on the water and he like,
Speaker 2: thank god he did this. He was really fucking close,
Speaker 2: but he jumped into the water because like he saw
Speaker 2: the explosion and he was like, oh fuck, like I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do, and he evaded like the
Speaker 2: shockwave that would have like likely ruptured his ear drums
Speaker 2: and made him bleed in like all this crazy shit. Well,
Speaker 2: should I get into Drew sye up Corner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, before welcome to Drew shy up Corner.
Speaker 2: Check on your friends who aren't having sex. We are not.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, but you said you that.
Speaker 2: Was a quote from guy. Oh okay, what are you
Speaker 2: talking about. I'm not cringe. I'm a reflection of your
Speaker 2: internalized shame. That's just not true. You're the sensors on
Speaker 2: toilets aren't automatic flushers. They are cameras stealing your dick
Speaker 2: and vagina and butt information. So tape them. Tape them
Speaker 2: like you tape your computer screen. Fucking nerds. I do
Speaker 2: it too. I'm scared of it.
Speaker 1: Every public batherm you go.
Speaker 2: Into, I'm gonna I'm gonna sell that. I'm gonna sell
Speaker 2: a sticker that you put over the sensor.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is the nastiest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Wow Dollar General be leaving that one cash up there
Speaker 2: to die. It's like the best one. That's literally my
Speaker 2: most favorite one. Dudes, be like, I don't watch TV.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let mainstream media tell me how to think.
Speaker 2: My brother in Christ, you let recommendations underscore, watchnext, dot
Speaker 2: serve parenthesy parentheses determine your whole personality.
Speaker 3: That's so good.
Speaker 2: If I end up, if God ends up being real
Speaker 2: and I go to Hell, I'm gonna be so pissed
Speaker 2: He's real. God hates.
Speaker 1: We need to bring that back.
Speaker 2: This is a question for the culture. If I floated
Speaker 2: one thousand feet above the ground perfectly still, would the
Speaker 2: earth rotate beneath me? Why don't we travel that way?
Speaker 2: If it does? You ever jump, If you jump in
Speaker 2: an airplane, why don't I splat on the fucking back?
Speaker 2: If I throw a tennis ball in the car, why
Speaker 2: doesn't it float backwards and hit the I know there's
Speaker 2: a physics answer, but it's not real.
Speaker 3: It's conservation momentum.
Speaker 2: And it's not really that's.
Speaker 1: Just it just doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: Simple what is that sound?
Speaker 1: The simple answer is it just doesn't know. I think
Speaker 1: on his ac.
Speaker 2: No is that you?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 2: So that's what it was. It sounded like it was
Speaker 2: coming from to.
Speaker 1: The point that like I need I gotta rub my
Speaker 1: feet together and take a nap, all right.
Speaker 2: Last one when a gay person says, wait no, because
Speaker 2: like you're going to hear the most incoherent, unintelligent thing
Speaker 2: you've ever heard. It may someone make a compilation of me.
Speaker 1: Episode also, but you're not gay facts?
Speaker 2: Ye, I said a.
Speaker 4: Really funny tweet and I wish I could find it.
Speaker 4: I've tried to find it and I can't. But a
Speaker 4: Ryan showed it to because it was on your timeline
Speaker 4: and it was like, can you but just stop bringing
Speaker 4: those big ass hope bags in the club.
Speaker 1: You almost knocked the charcoal off my hookah. I literally
Speaker 1: cried out back.
Speaker 2: It's like I've been hitting the.
Speaker 4: Big ass tote bag in a club because you just
Speaker 4: don't know you're gonna end up there and be.
Speaker 2: Like I've been hit in the face in the front. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've literally been hit with one before in a club
Speaker 2: and it like made my inside of my lip bleed.
Speaker 1: Good, I did it on purpose?
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: Mhm.
Speaker 1: In the next episode, we're gonna announce something so crazy that.
Speaker 2: It's gonna rock your fucking socks off.
Speaker 1: If you have a family, you might leave them, yes,
Speaker 1: because that's what I would do. I think that's my cards.
Speaker 2: Yep, all right, well.
Speaker 1: I continue family tradition.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of people just like have their phones
Speaker 4: now and they like find you tradition, But I continue.
Speaker 2: My family tradition of what I.
Speaker 1: Will be walking out of my children.
Speaker 2: Oh I mean you.
Speaker 1: Culturally, it is a part of me. Okay.
Speaker 4: It's bad when a woman says she wants to try something. Now,
Speaker 4: did Barbie not teach anybody anything?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it yet because I don't fuck with women.
Speaker 2: Movies pink me about little pink.
Speaker 3: With women.
Speaker 1: Alright, let's get into media.
Speaker 4: I did watch Carol, and I think it would have
Speaker 4: been better if it was about straight people.
Speaker 2: Yep, you know that movie is heartbreaking.
Speaker 4: And then when we fucked me up, and I almost
Speaker 4: feel like I shouldn't have watched it. But you know
Speaker 4: what cinema is, cinema, you got, you got the cinema,
Speaker 4: Harry sty.
Speaker 2: You are a cinema treasure action.
Speaker 1: But it was really good and I need if.
Speaker 4: You haven't watched it, cover your ears, but I need
Speaker 4: a poster of Kate Blanchett.
Speaker 1: Holding up that gun.
Speaker 2: Kate Blanchette put her entire fucking pussy into the film.
Speaker 1: I thought that was about to flight like it got.
Speaker 1: I got so into that movie. I literally was like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe this.
Speaker 2: This is a documentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like that. I actually did.
Speaker 4: You asked me if it like like tore my rectum,
Speaker 4: I mean my suspension of belief.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm seeing your mom right after this, and I'm
Speaker 1: just my my head is like going one hundred hymen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean when I ripped your mom's hymen, she
Speaker 4: bled a lot, a lot more than I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I'm you know, wait what is it it's hymen.
Speaker 1: No, I'm so fucking high.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so fucking high man. That's literally that's crazy
Speaker 2: that you knew exactly what because that's literally me on
Speaker 2: the same way. Oh yeah, and you're taking edible this episode.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's like.
Speaker 6: Boy, boy, boy, boy one.
Speaker 1: We should do that at the next party, be a
Speaker 1: conversation like.
Speaker 2: You're done, boy, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Boy? And you better not be a snitch because that's
Speaker 1: a fucking Carl.
Speaker 4: Bismore, who's Coral Bismore's dad.
Speaker 2: Do the first part?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: You know I just did.
Speaker 1: The first part?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh is it?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 1: Dude, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't remember it either, motherfucker. Yeah, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: And you better not be snitch girl. So fucking Carl Bismart.
Speaker 4: Motherfucker, you're a fucking liar, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: I think that's the only movie I've watched. Yeah, this
Speaker 4: only movie I watched.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna grab my phone so I can't
Speaker 1: get my BESI.
Speaker 2: Uh And for my movie, I don't Actually, I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've seen it. I know you've seen it,
Speaker 2: but it was me tripping with Kay's mom challenge.
Speaker 1: Wait, why would you be tripping with her? Just like
Speaker 1: trying to like trying.
Speaker 2: My penis is really small, so it's like basically a clit.
Speaker 1: I see, I held in that secret, but I am serious.
Speaker 3: I want to bring up. Can you guys stop banging
Speaker 3: my mom please, I mean, you tell.
Speaker 4: Her that it's like and I think she swallowed magnets
Speaker 4: or something and then I did too, so they're stuck
Speaker 4: in my gucci and hers also.
Speaker 3: Just please stop it. It's very hard for me.
Speaker 4: The urinary track so like right, and like I mean,
Speaker 4: it's a flat magnet, so like got stuck there and
Speaker 4: then we just like when I see her.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like like that's insane yea.
Speaker 4: And sometimes it sucks because she'll like it's such a
Speaker 4: strong magnet. Sometimes she'll like kick me and my.
Speaker 2: COUCHI and they've literally ripped up, like ripped in half before.
Speaker 3: Okay, well I tried. I tried to set boundaries, and
Speaker 3: I guess whatever, I need this job.
Speaker 2: So what's more important kai your family or your job?
Speaker 3: The job? Probably?
Speaker 1: There you go, that's we taught you good.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: When the Morning Comes by Darryl Hall and John Oates,
Speaker 4: that is the best song ever. Wow, I've been listening
Speaker 4: to like the same three songs over and over Seabird
Speaker 4: by Innovations, Our House by Crosby.
Speaker 1: Stills, Nash and Young.
Speaker 4: Too many people put that down to one and iron
Speaker 4: Man by the Cardigans and just that whole album.
Speaker 2: My movie is, uh, this small movie that just came
Speaker 2: out called Barbie. I don't know if you've heard, if
Speaker 2: you've heard of it, me know no, but actually not
Speaker 2: another teen movie, classic classic, five out of five ski
Speaker 2: E cyber Speed dj S Mix, super fucking lit. And
Speaker 2: that's all I'm giving you. I gave you like a
Speaker 2: bunch of music last week, and I don't have anything else,
Speaker 2: So I've given.
Speaker 1: You all of me. I don't know what else me one.
Speaker 2: So you.
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for watching.
Speaker 3: This is so weird, ski really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Y'all are fucking You're fucking high and weird. You're freaking
Speaker 2: the fucking out. Your parents are gonna find out.
Speaker 1: They can smell it, even if it's an edible, your
Speaker 1: breast smells. It smells like a well know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're being weird.
Speaker 1: They're gonna drug This sucks, but they're gonna drug test
Speaker 1: you don't know.
Speaker 2: And you're I'm literally gonna get kicked to school.
Speaker 1: Bye.