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Speaker 1: Literally a holy ship. Ship ship ship.

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Speaker 2: Can come get your juice. Hello, Hello, is back in

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Speaker 2: the office.

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Speaker 3: Like there's like a crazy sound it might be it's

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Speaker 3: oh yeah it was your voice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah crazy No, but Kay is finally back in the office.

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Speaker 2: It's been what two months? We haven't seen KaiA in

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Speaker 2: two months, which.

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Speaker 1: Is crazy, but welcome to this episode of emergency intercom.

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Speaker 4: He got started off like that, like what the heck

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Speaker 4: am I listening to?

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Speaker 2: I forget? I literally just would have gone. I was

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Speaker 2: just telling him, like we need to start now, because

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Speaker 2: it's like I am so I'm like functioning below baseline

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Speaker 2: like typically, like I'm really really far below basedline. When

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Speaker 2: you see me, this is me at baseline, Like this

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Speaker 2: is when I feel like.

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Speaker 1: A normal person with me in bed.

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Speaker 2: Babe, it's like above.

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Speaker 4: So true, dude, It's crazy how the only way you

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Speaker 4: can connect with the people you love is if you

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Speaker 4: do trooms.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like why is that?

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's the only way to make it work,

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Speaker 4: Like why did they make it like that?

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Speaker 2: It's the gain empathy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because before that, like there's what is wait, actually,

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Speaker 4: what is that the word you just said?

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Speaker 1: I haven't done trooms.

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Speaker 2: Yet, so it's like when you like care like you,

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Speaker 2: I mean, it like makes me want a gag saying this,

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Speaker 2: But when you like care about other people's feelings, like

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Speaker 2: because my I'm sorry, but your feelings are not my problem.

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Speaker 4: Me when my child expresses to me that they're sad,

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm like, I'm literally like stop trauma topic

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Speaker 4: on me, Like you're seriously for beat me out.

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Speaker 2: Like what are you chronically online or something so weird?

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Speaker 3: To touch grass?

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Speaker 2: You need to go bad ass, like that is the

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Speaker 2: realist ship like touch grass.

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Speaker 1: Says the person with taco bell stains on his bag.

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Speaker 2: Oh it, says the person that was just touching grass

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Speaker 2: all week it slept in grass.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I still haven't been camping.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 1: I just like really want to go because I want

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Speaker 1: to poop.

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Speaker 3: In the woods.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a good part.

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Speaker 1: But I need if before I die, I need to

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Speaker 1: poop in a dirt hole.

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Speaker 2: Since I've gone, they've like upgraded and there's like a

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Speaker 2: tint around you now and it's like there's toilet paper

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Speaker 2: and like plastic bags and you take the ship out.

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Speaker 1: No, I need like a custom wind.

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Speaker 2: No, you can still do that. Like I definitely was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm not using their fucking toilet, So I just in

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Speaker 2: the middle of then I was still so embarrassed because

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Speaker 2: it was like really really late. It was like four am,

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Speaker 2: and I was terrified I was gonna get the whole week.

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Speaker 1: You get like bubbly guts and it's loud as fuck.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what happened to one of the people that

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Speaker 2: were with us, is they were but hear it. You

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Speaker 4: Like did imagine being so embarrassed to like poop dear

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Speaker 4: people you're camping with that you go too far off

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Speaker 4: and you get lost, like dying the way.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely happened before, but I'm.

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Speaker 1: Gonna make sure that happens.

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Speaker 2: There was like a mountain next to my campsite that

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Speaker 2: I hiked up, and I woke up really really early

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Speaker 2: we like we're not at like a campsite that you

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Speaker 2: regul like that you would think you go to like

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Speaker 2: like you don't see anyone no one sees you the

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Speaker 2: it's also like really cool because you're not interacting with

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Speaker 2: to us that's definitely hasn't been touched by a human

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Speaker 2: being in like ten thousand years. Like I felt really special.

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Speaker 2: It was really cool, and I hiked up to the

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is a schedual bitch, Like you just

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Speaker 1: said that, Like it's like demon ship that's like a Ryan.

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Speaker 4: When I was in Portugal with her, she said something.

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Speaker 4: She was like, oh, so and so from Wimpleton, and

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Speaker 4: then she kept talking, Where the fuck is Wimpledton. I

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Speaker 4: now know it's like in the UK, but Wimpleton, if.

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Speaker 5: You you do not exist like.

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Speaker 4: A Pokemon dude, there's probably no pictures of you because

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Speaker 4: you don't exist and you're not real and you're gonna

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Speaker 4: go to touch your computer that you're watching this on

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Speaker 4: and your hands are going to go through it.

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Speaker 2: It's like that one idea where like every once in

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Speaker 4: What I'm talking You were going to say something like schizophrenic,

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Speaker 4: so then I wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: What you were talking. No. No, it's just like it's

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Speaker 2: like this theory that like your neutrons and electrons and

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Speaker 2: atoms will like align because everything's made up of empty space,

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Speaker 2: that there's a possibility that one in like a quadrillion

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Speaker 2: bajillion chance that you hit the wall and like your

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Speaker 2: hand can go through.

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Speaker 1: The wall, because that ever happened, or they just are

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Speaker 1: saying that that's all.

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Speaker 2: That's it's an idea. It's possible, But I don't believe

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Speaker 1: But you were saying, I.

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Speaker 2: Put a bunch of siduals and like effigies and weird

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Speaker 4: Upon it, you're like making ship up, bro.

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Speaker 1: No y'all know, so you put what did they look like?

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Speaker 2: Just like I put sticks in Like you don't have

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Speaker 2: a picture of it. No, I didn't. They didn't do that, No,

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Speaker 2: I got a video of one that no, I did like, like,

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Speaker 2: I got a video, I got a video of one

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Speaker 2: that's really embarrassing that Like, after I did it, I

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Speaker 2: and no one will ever know except for Kaikai is

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Speaker 2: the only.

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Speaker 3: Person You didn't tell me one about that?

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Speaker 2: No, it's so cringe.

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Speaker 3: You made the grinder logo out of rocks.

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Speaker 1: Wait, why would you put the grinder app on there?

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Speaker 1: You don't use that? Know that one's for l g

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Speaker 1: B T Q Q.

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Speaker 2: Q Q is for Q and on.

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Speaker 1: No, that's not that's not what it is. But we

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Speaker 2: Is what is Q? Is it questioning.

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Speaker 1: Her queer?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to apply under Q no gidding. Since

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Speaker 4: I've been begging your mama, I will say I fall

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Speaker 4: under Q.

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Speaker 1: I am questioning a lot.

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Speaker 2: But you said since I invaded your mama.

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Speaker 1: I look, he did invade her whole.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, Sorry, Pam, Say sorry to my mom.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Pam.

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Speaker 2: Actually she didn't text me that. She listened to the

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Speaker 1: So she's tired of you, bro.

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Speaker 2: She's like, she's bored. She's bored of it all.

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Speaker 1: Why are you going to do that?

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Speaker 4: Actually, I should do that to you to silence you

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Speaker 4: from saying all your you literally spread fake news, like

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Speaker 4: you used your platform to spread fake literally you're pulling

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Speaker 4: like a Christian to the public.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday he said two things where like I had to

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Speaker 4: look them up, and I was like, I feel so

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Speaker 4: bad for being this friend when you say things no Christian.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I well you don't say it's real.

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Speaker 4: And like reality, So I'm not gonna look it up

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Speaker 4: because it's gonna be like no one.

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Speaker 1: Is saying this.

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Speaker 4: Because you find all your information through like somebody's TikTok

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Speaker 4: who makes like eighteen million a day, and then there's

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Speaker 4: one with words on the frames. You're like h and

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Speaker 4: you click.

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Speaker 2: That one information and line misinformation and lines or it's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess depending on where you live and you're

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Speaker 4: peeling back the veil veil veal goat Drew's goaated.

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Speaker 3: That was rich.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that one was like kind of anxiety. I am impressed.

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Speaker 4: Did you just wake that out that? Because that was

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Speaker 4: as impressive?

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Speaker 2: How well I'm a rapper.

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Speaker 1: Did someone else say that you said something that was funny?

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Speaker 4: And I texted it to you because you didn't have

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been leaving the house.

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Speaker 4: Oh, they called me Nintendo the way I switch up,

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Speaker 4: which is like not a flex and it's like the worst.

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Speaker 2: Thing, the way they switch up on me. And I

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Speaker 1: I had to look it up and I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, and I made it up.

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Speaker 3: I made up a thing too. Yeah, it's that I

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Speaker 3: see on both sides, like Chanel like bisexual. Yeah, wait

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Speaker 3: you're well, no I'm not, but that's just something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why did you say that?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 2: For clout, gay is not allowed? Gay is not allowed?

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Speaker 1: Why do you think that? Sorry, I just parted my

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Speaker 1: sweaty feet in my socks.

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Speaker 4: I don't know she was on because my feet got

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Speaker 4: so hot, darned across the chair.

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Speaker 1: Wa Hey, why do you say that?

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Speaker 4: You should?

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Speaker 2: Nikki Blonski where is she? So?

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Speaker 1: I haven't seen her?

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Speaker 2: She is, No, she's chilling like she's living her fucking life.

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Speaker 2: But like I watched her live streams on TikTok every

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Speaker 2: once in a while. She has a spot in my

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Speaker 2: heart for ever. There's a few people that like have

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Speaker 2: a spot in my heart, and she is one of them.

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Speaker 2: And I can't name the other ones because it's really problematic.

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Speaker 4: I thought you were saying I can't name the other

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Speaker 4: ones because like you can't think of them, and I

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Speaker 4: was gonna be like that, I guess how big of

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Speaker 4: a spot do they really have? If you read self

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Speaker 4: help books, I don't know if I want to talk to.

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Speaker 2: You if you can't figure it out on your own

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Speaker 2: like type shit.

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Speaker 4: Or like I'm just like you don't have Like I

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Speaker 4: feel like self help books are like the Avon of

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Speaker 4: makeup or like the Mary Kate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's super period scheme period. Sorry, I'm bleeding.

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Speaker 1: I'm free bleeding right now.

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Speaker 2: In my.

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Speaker 1: It's like a pyramid scheme.

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Speaker 4: I can't even get lastick because my eyes are dry.

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Speaker 1: Would it have to it would have to do with

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Speaker 2: It's just your brain. It's a chip in your brain.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna do NPC TikTok live videos.

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Speaker 4: My grandpa's gonna but my grandson is gonna post pictasee

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Speaker 1: As fun, keep popping on.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're supposed to remember what they were saying.

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Speaker 2: Well, they were saying like, oh, they're gonna like have

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Speaker 4: Like, it'll be like what we have, but like kind

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Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean it's deeper than that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my favorite conspiracy theory, like political, Yeah, there's

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Speaker 2: I guess yeah, the military industrial complex, it all goes

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Speaker 1: Ooh, that's crazy. Because I dropped a nuke on your

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Speaker 2: Oh, I dropped a nuke, which is a turd in

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Speaker 1: The bacterial yeast infection.

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Speaker 2: Right right, Okay, wait, wait wait, I have shit written down,

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Speaker 2: but I gotta find it first because it's like mixed

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Speaker 3: Did you guys see the LK ninety nine thing, Well,

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't see that. Now there's like.

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Speaker 3: Some South Korean scientists that figured out a way to

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Speaker 2: That room temperature.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which is crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's yeah, really crazy, and.

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Speaker 3: We would use that for It's like the MRI machine

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Speaker 2: Because you don't have to like cool it and you

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Speaker 3: Because like have you seen the job. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 4: Like necessary to like cool down the earth, but like

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Speaker 3: I say that they could make like a quantum computer

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Speaker 2: Like oh that lives in seventeen different and it gets

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Speaker 4: So then exactly, Yeah, it's like a neuralink but for

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Speaker 3: A neuralink but for your pussy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah wait where you're not allowed to say.

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Speaker 1: The P words.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually I actually feel that. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was a lot of drama with it

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Speaker 2: everybody was like, brother, shit is physically impossible, Like y'all

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Speaker 2: you can only get Nobel Peace Prizes in groups of

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Speaker 2: their signs, like yeah, yeah, it seems well you can

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Speaker 4: So I have to start like a boy band to

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Speaker 4: get my next I couldn't like I'd have to start

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Speaker 4: like a duo, like an outcast kind of situation.

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Speaker 1: Chrome, What the hell like this? That's like a finish

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I've been eating a lot of adrenochrome recently.

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Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me? You're looking at me

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Speaker 2: way too much and am not supposed.

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Speaker 1: To look at you.

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Speaker 4: I actually feel like this whole episode, I haven't looked

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Speaker 4: because I've been just like zoning off while y'all talk

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is a heart This is a crazy take.

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Speaker 2: God sends his tastiest babies to his hungry as pit bulls. Well, okay, listen,

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Speaker 2: what does that mean? That piples eat children. Okay, like

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Speaker 2: I love animals, Oh my god, man, no, I love animals,

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Speaker 2: but like piples, did you just think of that?

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Speaker 4: No, I write it down, I know, but I'm saying, like,

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Speaker 2: Well not those exact that exact very bage.

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, but okay, because I was like, in what

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Speaker 4: world were you around pit bulls?

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Speaker 2: No? I posted that on my meme account. Literally all

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Speaker 2: of that ship I read is just shit. I posted

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Speaker 2: from my meme.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, I thought like you were talking to somebody

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Speaker 4: and they were like, yeah, like my pit bull like

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Speaker 2: Up or some shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, God

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Speaker 2: sends his tastiest kids to his pipples.

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Speaker 1: That was like the craziest thing I think you've ever said.

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Speaker 2: But I was gonna get into like, okay, God, yeah,

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Speaker 2: go far. I love animals and like shit, but like

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Speaker 2: pipples are kind of scary and that's like my probably

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Speaker 2: my most problematic take ever is and the people who

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Speaker 2: that I did come up with. I don't know how

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Speaker 6: Though, but basically it's like.

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Speaker 1: Man, you are on a roll right now, Like this

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Speaker 1: is insane you're saying men do the same thing.

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Speaker 2: Cut. I guess this episode is already cut in, sliced,

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Speaker 2: just like it's done done.

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Speaker 1: Should I tell the story about the scary men at Nobuo?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: So I was at this event with like a bunch

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Speaker 4: I go to the No Boo in Malibu, like and

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Speaker 4: like that's just kind of life. I leave, But one

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Speaker 4: and we begged for an eta for a table and

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Speaker 4: they were like, we can't do that.

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Speaker 1: And then my friend was like.

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Speaker 4: But if you had to guess, could you And she

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Speaker 4: was like, I literally cannot guess for you right now,

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Speaker 4: Like it was a weird interaction.

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Speaker 1: But we want to know boo couldn't get a table.

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Speaker 4: Then we were told we could go to the bar

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Speaker 4: area and you can order food there. I've also already

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Speaker 4: told this story to Drew, So if he seems like unamused,

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Speaker 4: it's because I've already told him. So I guess this

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Speaker 4: is more for Katy.

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Speaker 1: Because he's the only one in the room who hasn't

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Speaker 1: heard it. But we couldn't get a table, and then

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Speaker 2: My altar hasn't heard it. Should I front? Should I

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Speaker 2: bring him up?

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Speaker 1: Are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Jericho?

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Speaker 1: Anyway? Did you name him or did he name himself?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Derek Jericho?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Did you? I mean, you're not that much different from Drew.

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Speaker 2: I'm emo?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, did you give yourself that name?

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Speaker 2: Or I was cutting for Justin Bieber and interrupted by

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Speaker 2: a no boot story.

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Speaker 1: Oh I didn't answer my question. Also, both of those

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Speaker 1: people are fully fine. You don't have to do that

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Speaker 7: Now.

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Speaker 2: Jarn left one direction.

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Speaker 1: It was like a long.

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Speaker 4: Time ago, and he never left. I guess technically everybody

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Speaker 4: who stayed in Wonder actually got fired. They got laid off,

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Speaker 4: which is kind of embarrassing. Like Zayn left and then

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Speaker 4: it was like fuck, all right, you don't.

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Speaker 1: Seem like it took that long to change back.

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Speaker 2: It's really easy. It's like they're sitting at like a

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Speaker 1: Okay, they're sitting at the red table with Jada.

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Speaker 2: The Red Willow Smith. Well, no, no, no, babe, I was

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Speaker 2: just I don't think, don't Willow Willow Pill.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying to me.

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Speaker 2: I'm to keep going pill Willow Pill is a drag

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Speaker 2: queen that ate down and won this season.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and she like, yeah, whoa.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, we're sitting in the corner of this bar.

450
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,400
Speaker 4: When we walk in, immediately these two older men who

451
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,720
Speaker 4: had to have been in there like mid to late fifties.

452
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 4: We're staring at us, but and all of us kind

453
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,119
Speaker 4: of saw it, but none of us acknowledge because we

454
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:20,840
Speaker 4: were like whatever we finished eating.

455
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:23,760
Speaker 2: Wait, can you pause real quick. I'm sorry. I just

456
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:29,600
Speaker 2: hate like women being like being like talked to and

457
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 2: looked at weird by men.

458
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 3: Like you, like a three hour break.

459
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to go lay down and cry.

460
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,920
Speaker 1: That's crazy because it didn't really affect me like that.

461
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:47,439
Speaker 3: So it's like, why are you it's about you, It's.

462
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,560
Speaker 1: It's about the men involved, and like what they're up.

463
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:54,840
Speaker 2: To, yeah, my emotions are more important than yours. Oh wow, actually,

464
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,439
Speaker 2: can you stop touching me? Thank you?

465
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,880
Speaker 1: So whatever, we like can acknowledge them.

466
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
Speaker 4: We finished our food, we're finishing our drink, and as

467
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,359
Speaker 4: we're finishing, the two guys go up and talk to

468
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 4: two of the girls we're with and me and like

469
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 4: the other girls are kind of like, oh okay, like

470
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,920
Speaker 4: they'll walk away eventually. I'm sure they don't walk away.

471
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 4: Ten minutes has passed, and like our two home girls

472
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,639
Speaker 4: are kind of looking at us and they're like, and

473
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,600
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh.

474
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 2: We like kind of said in the mid fifties, late fifties, yeah,

475
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,120
Speaker 2: they had What the fuck? I was not there.

476
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 3: I was in New York, dude, I'm not in my.

477
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, he was in his mid nineties by Jonah Hill.

478
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I ate nineties.

479
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: Low key was Jonah Hill. Guys like that's who it was.

480
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't put it past him.

481
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:41,360
Speaker 1: It was not Jonah Hill.

482
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,760
Speaker 4: So whatever, we all start talking and then he's like

483
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,399
Speaker 4: guessing where we're all from, and he keeps talking to

484
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 4: all of us, and I was just already kind of drunk,

485
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 4: and he wouldn't get the hint that we didn't want

486
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,040
Speaker 4: him to be talking to us because it'd be like, yeah,

487
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 4: but you know, we're about to like have one more

488
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 4: drink and leave like whatever, like just trying to get

489
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,520
Speaker 4: them away. We're like, yeah, we're having a girl's night, like,

490
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 4: and he just wouldn't back off.

491
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: And then.

492
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 4: My friend and me were like, they're not even gonna

493
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,639
Speaker 4: buy us drinks and they look like they have a

494
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 4: lot of money and they won't leave us alone. And

495
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,160
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, we should just ask if they're

496
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 4: gonna and I think at one point like somebody kind

497
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,640
Speaker 4: of threw it into conversation and they just ignored it.

498
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,199
Speaker 4: So then I got on my phone onto Instagram and

499
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 4: I put by I'll insert the photo photo both of

500
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 4: these things.

501
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 1: I put buy us.

502
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,200
Speaker 4: A drink question mark on the thing, and I kind

503
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 4: of started a concert.

504
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, for visual listeners, it's like black screen white texts.

505
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like just fully like subtitled that, and

506
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 4: I'm like and I I'm trying to shout to them,

507
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 4: and they're kind of just like like literally liked like it's.

508
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: Like right here, wait, hold your hand out to me.

509
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:58,440
Speaker 4: It's like right there, and they're like.

510
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,520
Speaker 1: Like slowly just moving away, and then I was like hello, like, oh,

511
00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 1: that was.

512
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 4: Probably so allowed to that, like hello, come on, and

513
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 4: I like made them read it, and then you're just

514
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,520
Speaker 4: looking at them.

515
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 1: Like hey, like and they just keep talking to everybody else.

516
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 2: Why are you like an actress? That was good. I'm

517
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 2: not even just playing like that is good.

518
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 4: I'm not even just playing you guys.

519
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 1: I'm not even just playing this like I'm real. But

520
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 1: I hate how squeaky this chair is on my chains.

521
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: Why he's like shitting it's all of a sudden, all

522
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,359
Speaker 2: of a sudden. It's never once squeaked, but all of

523
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,360
Speaker 2: a sudden it's the chair. Because I think, and you're

524
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,760
Speaker 2: shitting yourself. I think you're wearing a diaper. We need

525
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,640
Speaker 2: to we need to bring back diapers.

526
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I need to piss in.

527
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 2: A Should we do it tonight? I'm literally not even kidding.

528
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 2: Because I was so jealous of Christian and Michael when

529
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 2: they put on diapers and pete and then without me,

530
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, dude, I need to try that.

531
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 4: That's like the craziest sentence ever. I was so jealous

532
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,919
Speaker 4: of my other grown ass friends who were fishing a diapers.

533
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 2: Without me anyways, gotta try it out.

534
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 4: They ignore it and then they keep talking and we

535
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 4: like kind of keep trying to just get them away

536
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 4: like from us.

537
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: They won't. And then I put on my phone again.

538
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 4: I was like, I want to drink question mark on

539
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 4: me exclamation point and I was like hello, and I

540
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 4: was like, come on, is this gonna get you?

541
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 1: Like you know you want it? Like I just like

542
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:18,800
Speaker 1: kept doing that.

543
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,639
Speaker 4: Also, one of the friends of Tavi and she pointed

544
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,520
Speaker 4: out to me when I saw her the other day,

545
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 4: she was like that the way I was showing the

546
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 4: phone was.

547
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 1: I was like, like, it's just.

548
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 4: Like like really like moving a lot.

549
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: And then one of the guys started to almost like answer.

550
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, actually, like you let me buy

551
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 4: him a drink and I was like, I'm not gonna

552
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 4: buy you a drink.

553
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 1: I was kidding.

554
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: Oh, but if the roles were reversed, yeah, it would

555
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 2: be funny.

556
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 1: I just ring you up for a second. I thought

557
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 1: you were like.

558
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 4: Like here for women, and now it seems like you're

559
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 4: just like when I'm playing both.

560
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 2: Listen, women come from my ribb and they are the devil.

561
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: Oh wow, is that like a religious ideology.

562
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 3: I can't get behind that personally. Oh my I am.

563
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 2: I am like, she wants you so bad. She's hearing this,

564
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 2: she's gonna hear you. She's gonna finger you.

565
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, but seriously, no jokes, Like that's fucked up

566
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 3: and I don't support that.

567
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 2: God user, Oh, I can get loud, should get loud. No,

568
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 2: it's gonna scare you.

569
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 4: That was so loud, but whatever. I was like, I'm

570
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 4: not gonna buy your drink. And then he starts going on.

571
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 4: He's like, you know what, girls, I have a better idea.

572
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 4: All of you, come to my house. I have plenty

573
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 4: of alcohol, I have a pool, I got a disco

574
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 4: ball and.

575
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: A dance floor.

576
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 4: We can get started a little party of borrow like

577
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 4: start saying all this. I was just looking at I'm like,

578
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,360
Speaker 4: are you crazy? You're gonna fucking kill us?

579
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 2: Like no, and you fumbled the bag like crazy and

580
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 2: I'm not even saying that, Like she literally fumbled from

581
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: me and the rest of my summer, like you.

582
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 4: Should have just like you have to make it about you,

583
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 4: not even like and you fumbled so hard she could

584
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 4: have like gotten the car she wanted, like all this

585
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,480
Speaker 4: stuff like she.

586
00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: Fuffled so hard. I could have had access to a.

587
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,159
Speaker 2: Pool, some friends with pools, but like, it would have

588
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 2: been so easy if that was your baile, Like, yeah, I.

589
00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 4: Guess all I would have to do is like have

590
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 4: sex and commit to somebody who's like really gross.

591
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: I do it every day.

592
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: Every day.

593
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 2: I'm looking at her, Queen, Queen, Queen. You two, queen.

594
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,760
Speaker 3: I love the idea of you wanting and you to

595
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 3: take the chance of getting trafficked so you can see

596
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 3: a disco ball.

597
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, dance floor inside the house. But he has bread,

598
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 2: Like that's crazy. But he wouldn't buy you a drink.

599
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 2: That's That's what I'm saying.

600
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 1: No, that's what I kept saying. And I made that

601
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: joke to him.

602
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,880
Speaker 2: I was like, he kept he might be the kill you.

603
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 4: Literally kept saying it. Like five times. He was liked,

604
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,159
Speaker 4: come to our house, come to our house, come to

605
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 4: our house, and we were like no, and then he wouldn'

606
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 4: leave someone. We were like, can you even make drinks?

607
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 4: Like we can get really good drinks or so even

608
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 4: in the off chimese we did go to your house,

609
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 4: what can you make? And then he looks at me,

610
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 4: He's like, what do you like to drink, and I

611
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 4: was like tequila, and he was like, I can make

612
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 4: you a triple shop margarita that will send you off.

613
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: And I was like, you are.

614
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 4: Going to behead me and I was like so, I

615
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 4: was like, so you just want to go to your

616
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 4: house so you can kill us, like and he was like,

617
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 4: I couldn't take on all four all five of you,

618
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 4: and I was like, we were like, okay, so you

619
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 4: can take on like two of us or something like

620
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,160
Speaker 4: what is happening?

621
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 1: He just wouldn't leave us alone. And then I started

622
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: getting really annoyed.

623
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 4: Because he mentioned he kept being like, come to my house,

624
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 4: come to my house, come to my house.

625
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 1: And we were like, no, we don't even.

626
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 2: Live close to you consequence, and he.

627
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 4: Like kept like talking, and then I just started getting

628
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 4: really annoyed and I would turn to the bar and

629
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 4: turn back.

630
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: And be like like start yelling like.

631
00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 5: That started screaming and they didn't munch like he literally

632
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 5: just like I had told him I was for Miami.

633
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 1: He goes, there's that spice coming out.

634
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 4: Like he was just like like, dude, it was insane.

635
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:12,880
Speaker 4: One of them was definitely a little scenile, Like anything

636
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 4: you said to him. He couldn't hear, so that's probably

637
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 4: why the screams didn't bother him.

638
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: Like when I told.

639
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 4: Him literally I they were like, oh, are you Cuban

640
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 4: because I'm for Miami. I was like, yeah, I'm like

641
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 4: Cuban and him Durance and he goes, oh, I love Hungry.

642
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: I can't believe so long like Stargards.

643
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 4: Is like Houn Durists and he was like yeah hungry

644
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 4: and like he literally keep taking back.

645
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: I was like no, no, no, no, no, no whatever.

646
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: It just like kept going.

647
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 4: For so fucking long, and they like would not budget.

648
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 4: I can't remember some of the other shiit I did.

649
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 4: I was just acting fucking insane.

650
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: Oh.

651
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 1: I told him I was a landlord for an RV part.

652
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And then it turns out that you was

653
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 2: literally a landlord for an RV because it was It

654
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: was one of the when he was drilling in the

655
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 2: entire time about he was like, no, like this is

656
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: fucking weird, Like this is like a match made in heaven,

657
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 2: Like this is weird that we're both RV land Yeah.

658
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: He became obsessed with Becausea's life sucked balls too well.

659
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:13,320
Speaker 4: He ate it up so like, actually, I have two

660
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 4: other things I did before I get into that. He

661
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 4: was holding this drink and I literally like, wait, hold this,

662
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 4: like they at this point has gone for like twenty

663
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 4: five minutes. I go give me that, Lily, like take

664
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 4: this cup out of his hand, and he was like.

665
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,959
Speaker 1: Oh, you want some tequila. I was like, I just

666
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 1: like yanked your cuff on.

667
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: Your hand literally so bad.

668
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 1: And then one of.

669
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 4: Their phones was on there, like on the like bar table.

670
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 4: I was like, give me that. I just like grabbing

671
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 4: hit because I wanted to scare them away. Like what

672
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 4: I was hoping would happen is they'd be like, Okay,

673
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 4: we've been drilling these girls trying to get them to

674
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 4: come to our house for thirty minutes when they've said

675
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 4: no eighteen times, but one of them has to budge,

676
00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 4: And I thought maybe they'd be like, oh, one of

677
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 4: them actually fucking insane, it will come to my house

678
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 4: and steel every I mean.

679
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 2: All of y'all were being kind of kooky, right, you know,

680
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 2: all of.

681
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 4: Us literally just started saying the craziest ship in response,

682
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 4: like they'd be like.

683
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: How old are you? And I was like, oh, her,

684
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 1: she's sixteen.

685
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 4: Don't tell the bartender her And He literally was like,

686
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 4: oh I wouldn't, and we're like.

687
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: Whoah No. They literally they literally thought like Manning Pixie,

688
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 2: dream Girl, like a shine of this spotless mind, like

689
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: this is going to change our lives. I think they're

690
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: the girls.

691
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,239
Speaker 4: There's something deep. There's gotta be a better word for

692
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 4: whatever I was energy. I was showing them because it

693
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 4: was not like, yeah.

694
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 2: The robber.

695
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 4: These guys were so weird, and they were like that.

696
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: Girl needs help, like something's wrong with her.

697
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: But clinics clinically insane dream girl, BPD, dream girl.

698
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going.

699
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: A rectile dysfunctioned dream boy.

700
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: Okay, so.

701
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 4: You're like freaking out, dude, but oh my god, no,

702
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 4: I have a like like a hiccup that's stuck in

703
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 4: my in my like throat goat in my throat.

704
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 1: But one of them like they kept yeah, thank you, actually,

705
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: thank you for recognizing that.

706
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 4: But they kept asking, and then finally one of our

707
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 4: friends was like, dude, actually, I'm so sorry. I know

708
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 4: we keep saying no, but it's because we all.

709
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: Lived so far. We all started saying places that were

710
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: like really far from Malaburn. I was like, yeah, dude,

711
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 1: I live in fucking Pomona.

712
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 4: I have to take like the most expensive move bore

713
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 4: of my life back and it's like, if.

714
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: You don't know, is like what like eighteen hours?

715
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: No, it's literally like.

716
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 4: If it was at the middle of the night, I

717
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 4: think it'd be like three hours, like maybe longer like,

718
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 4: but in the middle of that, I would probably.

719
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: Still be like two hours and thirty minutes. But he

720
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: just like then honed in on me.

721
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 4: He's like, you're not from fucking Pomona. And I was like,

722
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 4: what's wrong with Pomona? I literally am I have to

723
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 4: live there, my job is there.

724
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: And then one of our friends was like, yeah, she's

725
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: got to get back to the RV business. And then

726
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: he was like the RV business. I was like, oh, yeah,

727
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm a landlord for an RV like a trailer park.

728
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: And then he was like, no, you're not. And I

729
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: was like, I don't understand why you're becoming so hostile

730
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: with me.

731
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 4: That's literally my life, Like I live in Pomona. I'm

732
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 4: a landlord, Like, I don't know why. That's the craziest

733
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 4: thing ever. And then he was like how many RVs

734
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 4: do you have? And I was like, Okay, this is

735
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 4: gonna sound crazy, but I have eight acres with thirty

736
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: five RVs on them, just so, and I was like,

737
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 4: with thirty five, but I did mention that, and I

738
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 4: think that's why you believe it, because I was like,

739
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,959
Speaker 4: and I know that sounds like I'm cramming a oh

740
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 4: is it?

741
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: Yeah?

742
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 3: It just it just went, but it's fine.

743
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 4: I was like, and I know that sounds like a

744
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 4: lot of RVs for one pocket of land, but like

745
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 4: that's how it's always been, Like I treat my tenants.

746
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: Really really good. It was like, what, what's the parsis?

747
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 4: I was like twelve twelve hundred to eighteen hundred, but

748
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 4: like it just depends on how new the RV is.

749
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: And then he started freaking. He's like, oh my god,

750
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: like this is actually crazy, Like do you actually do that?

751
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,280
Speaker 4: And I was like why would I just say all

752
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 4: of that, dude, Like why would I lie about that?

753
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 4: And then he started to becoming like overly into it.

754
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 4: So I just turned and paid the tab and then

755
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 4: like my friends were like, see that's the RV money

756
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 4: coming in, Like she's paying the tab. And we had

757
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 4: gotten one last drink and we wanted to go outside

758
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 4: and smoke and at this point, I was like, this

759
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 4: literally isn't funny anymore because it's been going on for

760
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 4: forty five minutes and they actually won't leave us alone.

761
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 4: So I told the bartender. I was like, Hey, we're

762
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 4: gonna go outside to smoke and finish these drinks. Can

763
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 4: you please have like security make sure he doesn't follow

764
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 4: after us? And when we got up, they started following

765
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 4: us outside, and I think the security came and interfered,

766
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 4: and then the security kind of lingered with us while

767
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 4: we were on couches, and the second the security started

768
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 4: walking away, both of them like grabbed their drinks and

769
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 4: started walking towards us, and I had to run back

770
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 4: and get the security and tell him to come and

771
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 4: like block them again.

772
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: It was the craziest interaction I think I've ever had

773
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: at that restaurant.

774
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 4: And I hope somebody from the restaurant hears this and

775
00:33:54,480 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 4: bans me for giving bad vibes publicly. It's my really

776
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 4: long story, guys. I'm sorry, I'm every.

777
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 2: I'm talking yet, WHOA, you're beautiful and down? Yeah, you're

778
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: beautiful and you're lovely?

779
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: Is it take you so long to read? Are you

780
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: making it up? I don't think you wrote that down.

781
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 3: I wrote all of it.

782
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: You did it. That's a lot more words than what

783
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: you're saying.

784
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 2: Fuck. I wrote something down right before this that I

785
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 2: wanted to talk about, but like.

786
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh, you probably just wrote it down in your mind.

787
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: So if you just think hard enough.

788
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 3: Wait till the guy I was super old.

789
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:38,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, but both of them were like in their like

790
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 4: late fifties, like maybe mid sixties.

791
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 3: Kept I kept imagining. You know that video of Mitch

792
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 3: McConnell where he like pauses, Yeah, I kept that when

793
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,279
Speaker 3: you held up the thing get a drinking, he like

794
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 3: just stares off.

795
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was literally what I was giving. They were

796
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 1: like looking through my phone. They did not want to

797
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: read it.

798
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 3: This week.

799
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 2: It's been good by Barts and cooperation.

800
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 3: And a string of.

801
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 4: Me and Drew was talking about it after I told him,

802
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 4: because I woke up the next day.

803
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: I was like, that was insane.

804
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 4: I can't believe that they drilled for forty minutes because

805
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 4: they were that horny and like desperate, and me and

806
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 4: Drew were discussing if we think they went home and

807
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 4: were like.

808
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 2: Damn, I fuck, I fucked up, Like oh, like that

809
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: was so weird, Like I can't believe I did that, Like,

810
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 2: did they have hangover anxiety.

811
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: The next hour they like, dude, that girl was so meat.

812
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:38,279
Speaker 2: Or were they like damn like I ate that shit up,

813
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: Like I almost bagged five girls at once.

814
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, probably that, Like I was this close.

815
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, put the meddling security guard like meddling kids.

816
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, why do they call them that? Like they're like

817
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: not metal, They're like.

818
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 2: Normal, No, no, meddling.

819
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are they meddling? Meddling? What to get? Like

820
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,839
Speaker 1: that was like the thing with the fire on it?

821
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 2: Girl, What the hell are you saying right now? You're

822
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 2: freaking me the fuck out. You're literally freaking me the

823
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: fuck out. All right, challenge for both of you guys.

824
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 2: Look down at your zipper and I bet I can

825
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 2: guess what three letters are on it?

826
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 3: Oh?

827
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 2: Three letters?

828
00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 3: What the hell?

829
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,919
Speaker 2: There's three letters on my zipper? How did he know that?

830
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 2: And it's why k K and I guarantee you motherfuckers

831
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 2: out there are wearing it too.

832
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's like the whitest manufacturer of zippers like

833
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 4: on the planet. And then some of the zippers on

834
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 4: some of the old zippers on Levi's I think are

835
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 4: like made by Levi's and that like old Levi's have

836
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 4: like a specific zipper, and that's how you know how

837
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 4: old they are.

838
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for learning my fucking.

839
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: Something, right, I know everything. You can't teach me.

840
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: You don't know. You don't know that. You don't know

841
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: a lot of fucking ship. Where are kids? Oh yeah,

842
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: I know where they are.

843
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: I just don't want to say it publicly because of

844
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 1: their safety.

845
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: That's what I would say to gotcha.

846
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 3: You guys are bad parents.

847
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 4: Oh okay, it says the loser, single bitch. Oh my god,

848
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 4: sad motherfucker.

849
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 3: I'm pointing out the fact that you are not good.

850
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 2: No life virgin.

851
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 3: What does that? What does that have to do with you? Guys?

852
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 3: Me pointing out that your parenting is not that good.

853
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 2: Uh, because you've never had sex and you can't even

854
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 2: make kids because you've never done it.

855
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, because nobody wants to touch you because you're disgusting.

856
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 2: Okay, that was too far.

857
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: That was yeah, that was too far because you touch him,

858
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: so that would.

859
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 3: Make Yeah, exactly was it you last night, Drue or

860
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: was it Jericho.

861
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 2: Last night? Boning you? That was Raymond?

862
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,840
Speaker 3: Damn Raymonds.

863
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: Okay, that was ray mysterio.

864
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 2: He's not fronting right now.

865
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,280
Speaker 1: Fuck, I don't want my phone to die.

866
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 2: But I needs is that the wrestler? Oh yeah, Journey?

867
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:21,760
Speaker 1: Hello Johnny? Yes, Oh my.

868
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:26,840
Speaker 3: God, I can't find running. Where is she can't find journing?

869
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 3: My mom, I'm gonna kill you. Find journey?

870
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 2: Am right here?

871
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 1: You have me outside.

872
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 3: Where now?

873
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: You see your journey? You see your journey? You see journey.

874
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 3: I think he's invisible.

875
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: Yeah journey? What John yet? I what?

876
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 3: Dude?

877
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: Context literally broke her spirit like she.

878
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 4: Like it was probably fun didn't give it like it

879
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 4: was funny for her, and then he went for so long. Also,

880
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,839
Speaker 4: you know what I realized is this was posted on

881
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 4: snapchat and I don't think this person was like a

882
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 4: content creator like that. So that means this older brother

883
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 4: just did this into his for like way too long.

884
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 2: Was that a trend at the time? Oh?

885
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:16,240
Speaker 1: Really?

886
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,879
Speaker 2: Okay, right, but this is the best one to ever

887
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 2: know this?

888
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:23,240
Speaker 1: What's so good? She just said, like it's actually so sad. Also,

889
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: what was her reaction when he finally was like, no,

890
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: you're real? I wonder She was.

891
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 2: Just like, I love my Mom's gonna kill me, like

892
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 2: just making it real? Well, you know, it's really scary.

893
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh that was savage.

894
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 3: That was honestly savage.

895
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 2: D Savage in Madison Beer. Oh the Madison Beer beef

896
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: d Savage. Jacklinski. Oh, baby Gronk, Baby Gronk just lived,

897
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: Baby Gronk just rised up Libby.

898
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 3: Dunn during that four weeks later.

899
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 2: Baby Gronk, you know, baby grown dude, Jesus sick at

900
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 2: fucking kid. He's got like eighteen college offers for football

901
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 2: and he doesn't even play, like and yeah and Livy

902
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:19,760
Speaker 2: done l s u l s U Jack Glinski, Okay

903
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: done bo bo literally bro literally but gen Alpha is

904
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 2: literally making memes now, and it's really really fucking scary

905
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 2: because Alpha, yes, Jen Alpha, like the new Ones. I

906
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: know they're not Alpha Calm fucking gin Beta more like

907
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 2: because they're fucking pussies. They got addicted to their fucking

908
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 2: iPads and roadblocks like duh, like jin Jin Beta more

909
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 2: like we should be called Sigma Gin Sigma.

910
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm tired of being called gen z.

911
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: Wait that's what you think you are?

912
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 3: I think ye.

913
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: Like boomer boy like gink doink? What the fu was

914
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 2: I saying? Oh? Gin Alpha's making memes now? And one

915
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 2: of them is like skippity do bot fucking toilet. Yeah

916
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 2: they're babies, they're young, but they're making memes now, which

917
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 2: means we're all about to get made fucking fun of

918
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 2: and we're gonna be the loser cringe Facebook, And you

919
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 2: know it's crazy. No, no, no, no no, I read I

920
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: treat it's crazy that the cycle is just continuing because

921
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 2: we used to look at our parents and be like,

922
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 2: God damn it, our parents are so fucking stupid. They

923
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 2: believe everything they read on Facebook. We are now our

924
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: fucking parents. We have become our parents with TikTok because

925
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: everything on TikTok is real to everyone in our generation

926
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 2: and it's just misinformation and lies spread by me. But yeah,

927
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 2: they have this in called like Skippy toilet or something that, like,

928
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 2: why do you know this maddics?

929
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, skippy toilet.

930
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 2: I don't know what the Oh no, I just erased

931
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:18,800
Speaker 2: all of my fucking notes. No wait, they're all gone.

932
00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: Well, don't don't back up yet. Yeah, I don't think

933
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: you're shaking it out. You're freaking me out.

934
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,799
Speaker 2: They're all gone and all the notes are gone. Oh

935
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: well at p up Okay, Well that sucks, but I

936
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 2: have a second one, so we're good. But yeah, look up,

937
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 2: I'll look it up on our phone. My phone, that

938
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 2: is Jim, I look I want because you're always cheating

939
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 2: on it. Just turns out she never wanted to see

940
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 2: my pictures in the first place. She never really actually cared.

941
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you quoting?

942
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 3: Oh shit, I didn't realize that Gen Alpha was twelve

943
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:01,879
Speaker 3: years old. Now, yeah, they're young, like twelve is that's

944
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 3: like a person?

945
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 4: Wait, okay, so I'm confused. And then what twelve to twenty?

946
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 7: What is I think after if you're fourteen right now,

947
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 7: you're Gen Z and we're in the gray area of

948
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 7: millennial and X with the two years you're just lineal.

949
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think is the term.

950
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 1: I say that, what's wrong with you?

951
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you are so that.

952
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: So this generation off was like six years old, thought

953
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 2: they were liked and they live in avatars. They're gonna

954
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: be cringed out. What were you saying? Kai like that?

955
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 2: Like they live as avatar is online and they're gonna

956
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 2: be fucking creeped out by like us showing our face online.

957
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's all these theories that the next generation is

958
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 3: gonna view like not having privacy as like cringe, so

959
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 3: everyone will just use like an avatar, which.

960
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 4: Is ideal because I'm like, all right, I'm already agreeing

961
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 4: with them.

962
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm so young at mart, you know.

963
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 2: But this is the memes that they created. Christmastad, Stimmy, Stimmy.

964
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: I feel like this is already a thing.

965
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 2: Ask your ask your nine year old, ten year old,

966
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 2: eleven year old, twelve year old, I've never heard of this.

967
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: Not that song.

968
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 4: I've heard that song, but remember this style of videos

969
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,240
Speaker 4: and how popular it was, like it was during like happening.

970
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: I'm speaking just on Skippy the toilet. It's like a

971
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: thing that all of your younger siblings know, but you

972
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 2: have no idea that fucking exists.

973
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 1: I would have never seen that.

974
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 2: And it's like a whole like series of videos that

975
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 2: this dude creates, and jin Alpha just like eats it

976
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 2: the fuck up. I mean that had eighty eight million

977
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,919
Speaker 2: views and the other one had seventy four million views,

978
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 2: and they just like eat it up. But it literally

979
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: just looks like Gary's mod videos and it's probably fucking

980
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: made in Gary's Mod or some shit.

981
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 4: I I guess we went through phases as like our

982
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 4: generation of making some of the worst jokes.

983
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: And like e, literally the letter E was funny deep Fried,

984
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,879
Speaker 2: do you'll remember that likes or no, the letter E meme?

985
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: I know it got to the point where the letter

986
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 2: E was funny and I ate it up, Like this

987
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 2: is how far gone we went. And meme culture, Like, guys,

988
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding, I know, like I could teach a

989
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 2: college class me on on memes, like I'm and I'm

990
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: not even just saying that, Like I fucking love memes.

991
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 2: I think they like speak so much to like culture,

992
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: like literally like not to be fucking lame and loser,

993
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 2: but like they literally like show what the masses are thinking.

994
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: And like the fact that like I know, like people

995
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 2: like aliens were confirmed real and everyone was just like

996
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 2: making jokes about it is fucking crazy because five years ago,

997
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 2: if aliens were announced that they were real, it would

998
00:45:57,400 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 2: have like literally broken everything ever. But even though like

999
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 2: but that's a psychological operation, though it is, it is,

1000
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 2: it's distracting both Mitch McConnell Froze on TV sign up. Yeah,

1001
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 2: I don't believe in Project green Beam or whatever the

1002
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 2: fuck Project blue Beam is, like what their project I

1003
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 2: was like whoa, what is that you're saying? No, it's

1004
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 2: you know what that is. It's like that the government

1005
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,520
Speaker 2: like it has projectors that project UFOs in the sky

1006
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: to like whatever confirm their alien agenda to distract us

1007
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 2: from you know what they're gonna do is aliens. This

1008
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 2: is this is the whole fucking game plan. Aliens are

1009
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 2: announced real then in the next few months, right, they're

1010
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 2: going to be coming to Earth more frequently. Well, then

1011
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 2: they're going to destroy the power grid. Aliens are going

1012
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: to destroy the power grid. It's gonna wipe out everything,

1013
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 2: all of our financial crypto, all of our currencies. Then

1014
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 2: they're gonna in state said, now this is real ship y'all. No,

1015
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 2: it's it's crazy.

1016
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 3: The aliens are going to make way for the CBDC.

1017
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,319
Speaker 2: Exactly fed now is going to be in stated and

1018
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: then it's all because the alien aliens are.

1019
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 1: Going to take away and charge.

1020
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 2: No.

1021
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 3: No, I want Biden to stop gate keeping the alien.

1022
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 2: Okay, did you just ship yourself?

1023
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: No, sorry, very ignoremal just said what did you say?

1024
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: He said, I'm you know you repeated, Actually.

1025
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 3: I want Biden to stop gate keeping the alien. Oh

1026
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 3: t probably goes crazy.

1027
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: You never had no, you've never had that Ship's like

1028
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 2: that ship is literally like out of this world, like

1029
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 2: it's fucking yeah.

1030
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,560
Speaker 3: Sure, Like.

1031
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 2: You ever heard of alien moan? No you never heard it. No,

1032
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 2: you can't make any It's really fucking easy. Bro.

1033
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 4: Oh, mister Beast is playing with dynamite now, so he's

1034
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 4: ripping into the ozone.

1035
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 2: L he's a terrorist. Have you seen the last episode

1036
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: mister beasts terrorist dark? No?

1037
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he.

1038
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 4: Actually is a genius because of Oppenheimer being out, He's like,

1039
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 4: let's add explosivesm wow, Like that's the new vibe. Like

1040
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 4: he was like he was like wait, It's like when

1041
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: he saw a squid game and he was like, wait,

1042
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:25,400
Speaker 4: what if I.

1043
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 1: Take exactly this.

1044
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 2: He's making a nuke.

1045
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: I think mister gonna set off.

1046
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 2: This is your next fucking video. Is the h bomb?

1047
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: Bro set off hydrogen bomb?

1048
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 2: Like up, I'm dead serious.

1049
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: I'm bored of them.

1050
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,239
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, like a train in a hole, like,

1051
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: oh my god, oh a turning through a wall. Wow,

1052
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 4: Like I literally watched them and I'm like, okay, bored.

1053
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 2: Tried like you're boring, boring tomato tomato.

1054
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: And then he started playing with fire and explosives and.

1055
00:48:55,280 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: No, mister Beasts terrorism arc it's coming soon. No, but

1056
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 2: like I've said it before, like, oh, don't get me wrong, Like,

1057
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 2: mister Bees, come on the podcast. We got some ship

1058
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,720
Speaker 2: to talk about. Let me one of these because you're evil.

1059
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,439
Speaker 1: He's one of the explosions, so bad man.

1060
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, mister Bees, come on the podcast and

1061
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: convince me you're not evil.

1062
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 3: I don't.

1063
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if you've ever looked into

1064
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 4: that frame, but like I don't think he looks.

1065
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 2: To them like I need to go there. Like.

1066
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 4: Oh, also, I was hanging out with Christian, Alissa and Jester.

1067
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 2: People who are they?

1068
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 1: There's someone like our closest friends.

1069
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 2: I've just got rid of all the ops. I've gotten

1070
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 2: rid of all.

1071
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: Your shrooms recently, so you're losing your connections.

1072
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 2: It's just like people, bro, it's like me myself and

1073
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: I like Sigma mentality, like I came from the bottom

1074
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,760
Speaker 2: now I'm fucking here type ship like bottom g swag.

1075
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: I think you might still be.

1076
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no.

1077
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 2: Never that.

1078
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 4: Anyways, Oh, we were sitting around watching videos and then

1079
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 4: Christy goes, oh my god, I have a video that

1080
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 4: I think you're really gonna like and I was like,

1081
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 4: oh my god, what is it. He's like, watch, just watch,

1082
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 4: and he wasn't joking. He literally showed me a hydrogen

1083
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 4: bomb video.

1084
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 2: Oh I that motherfucker jacked my sweat. Yeah, and he

1085
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 2: showed and jacked my sweat, showed me.

1086
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 4: He was like, he was like, I just feel like

1087
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 4: you would love this, and I did because my first

1088
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 4: reaction was like, oh, imagine seeing that.

1089
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful, and then we all started laughing because

1090
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, oh my god, I'm sorry. I

1091
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: don't know why I said that. Like it's literally a

1092
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: like like but it looked so.

1093
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 2: Pretty, nor the ozone layer. I was like, trust me,

1094
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 2: I know like massive explosions are. It does something to

1095
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 2: my brain, Like it's still it's like discovering like when

1096
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 2: Apes discovered fire for the first time, Like it that

1097
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: to my brain or like making the wheel and rolling

1098
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,280
Speaker 2: down a hills.

1099
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:06,319
Speaker 4: Literally the theory of all mister B's videos like that

1100
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 4: has to be the way he goes like just.

1101
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 2: What cave found fire? Yeah, like primal instincts like like

1102
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 2: colosseum like type shit.

1103
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,760
Speaker 3: Dude, that beay Root explosion video it li insane.

1104
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 2: It looks like an anime fight scene. Yeah yeah, I've

1105
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 2: showed you like a million times.

1106
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 3: There's like an explosion, there's like a shockwave that like

1107
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 3: eviscerates everything in front of him.

1108
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:34,479
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, did that happen like last year?

1109
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:36,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1110
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I have seen that.

1111
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's it literally looks like an anime

1112
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 2: fight scene. Have you seen the one of the dude

1113
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: on the jet ski on the water and he like,

1114
00:51:44,800 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 2: thank god he did this. He was really fucking close,

1115
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:50,439
Speaker 2: but he jumped into the water because like he saw

1116
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: the explosion and he was like, oh fuck, like I

1117
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,719
Speaker 2: don't know what to do, and he evaded like the

1118
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:57,720
Speaker 2: shockwave that would have like likely ruptured his ear drums

1119
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:00,200
Speaker 2: and made him bleed in like all this crazy shit. Well,

1120
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: should I get into Drew sye up Corner?

1121
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, before welcome to Drew shy up Corner.

1122
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 2: Check on your friends who aren't having sex. We are not.

1123
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,399
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, but you said you that.

1124
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 2: Was a quote from guy. Oh okay, what are you

1125
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: talking about. I'm not cringe. I'm a reflection of your

1126
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 2: internalized shame. That's just not true. You're the sensors on

1127
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,239
Speaker 2: toilets aren't automatic flushers. They are cameras stealing your dick

1128
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 2: and vagina and butt information. So tape them. Tape them

1129
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: like you tape your computer screen. Fucking nerds. I do

1130
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 2: it too. I'm scared of it.

1131
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,319
Speaker 1: Every public batherm you go.

1132
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 2: Into, I'm gonna I'm gonna sell that. I'm gonna sell

1133
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 2: a sticker that you put over the sensor.

1134
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is the nastiest thing ever.

1135
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 2: Wow Dollar General be leaving that one cash up there

1136
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 2: to die. It's like the best one. That's literally my

1137
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 2: most favorite one. Dudes, be like, I don't watch TV.

1138
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let mainstream media tell me how to think.

1139
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 2: My brother in Christ, you let recommendations underscore, watchnext, dot

1140
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:20,320
Speaker 2: serve parenthesy parentheses determine your whole personality.

1141
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 3: That's so good.

1142
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 2: If I end up, if God ends up being real

1143
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 2: and I go to Hell, I'm gonna be so pissed

1144
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 2: He's real. God hates.

1145
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 1: We need to bring that back.

1146
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 2: This is a question for the culture. If I floated

1147
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: one thousand feet above the ground perfectly still, would the

1148
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 2: earth rotate beneath me? Why don't we travel that way?

1149
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 2: If it does? You ever jump, If you jump in

1150
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:01,719
Speaker 2: an airplane, why don't I splat on the fucking back?

1151
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 2: If I throw a tennis ball in the car, why

1152
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 2: doesn't it float backwards and hit the I know there's

1153
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:10,439
Speaker 2: a physics answer, but it's not real.

1154
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 3: It's conservation momentum.

1155
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 2: And it's not really that's.

1156
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: Just it just doesn't happen.

1157
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 2: Simple what is that sound?

1158
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 1: The simple answer is it just doesn't know. I think

1159
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: on his ac.

1160
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:28,880
Speaker 2: No is that you?

1161
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 4: Oh?

1162
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:29,440
Speaker 6: This?

1163
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 2: So that's what it was. It sounded like it was

1164
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 2: coming from to.

1165
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: The point that like I need I gotta rub my

1166
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: feet together and take a nap, all right.

1167
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 2: Last one when a gay person says, wait no, because

1168
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 2: like you're going to hear the most incoherent, unintelligent thing

1169
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 2: you've ever heard. It may someone make a compilation of me.

1170
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: Episode also, but you're not gay facts?

1171
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: Ye, I said a.

1172
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,719
Speaker 4: Really funny tweet and I wish I could find it.

1173
00:55:03,719 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 4: I've tried to find it and I can't. But a

1174
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 4: Ryan showed it to because it was on your timeline

1175
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 4: and it was like, can you but just stop bringing

1176
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,359
Speaker 4: those big ass hope bags in the club.

1177
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:14,360
Speaker 1: You almost knocked the charcoal off my hookah. I literally

1178
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: cried out back.

1179
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 2: It's like I've been hitting the.

1180
00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:20,880
Speaker 4: Big ass tote bag in a club because you just

1181
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 4: don't know you're gonna end up there and be.

1182
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 2: Like I've been hit in the face in the front. Yeah. Yeah,

1183
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 2: I've literally been hit with one before in a club

1184
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 2: and it like made my inside of my lip bleed.

1185
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: Good, I did it on purpose?

1186
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

1187
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 4: Mhm.

1188
00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:44,400
Speaker 1: In the next episode, we're gonna announce something so crazy that.

1189
00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:46,200
Speaker 2: It's gonna rock your fucking socks off.

1190
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: If you have a family, you might leave them, yes,

1191
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:52,400
Speaker 1: because that's what I would do. I think that's my cards.

1192
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:54,800
Speaker 2: Yep, all right, well.

1193
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: I continue family tradition.

1194
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 4: Like a lot of people just like have their phones

1195
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 4: now and they like find you tradition, But I continue.

1196
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,799
Speaker 2: My family tradition of what I.

1197
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 1: Will be walking out of my children.

1198
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 2: Oh I mean you.

1199
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: Culturally, it is a part of me. Okay.

1200
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 4: It's bad when a woman says she wants to try something. Now,

1201
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:23,400
Speaker 4: did Barbie not teach anybody anything?

1202
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good point.

1203
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 2: I didn't see it yet because I don't fuck with women.

1204
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:33,520
Speaker 2: Movies pink me about little pink.

1205
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: With women.

1206
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 1: Alright, let's get into media.

1207
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 4: I did watch Carol, and I think it would have

1208
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 4: been better if it was about straight people.

1209
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 2: Yep, you know that movie is heartbreaking.

1210
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 4: And then when we fucked me up, and I almost

1211
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 4: feel like I shouldn't have watched it. But you know

1212
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 4: what cinema is, cinema, you got, you got the cinema,

1213
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:00,880
Speaker 4: Harry sty.

1214
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 2: You are a cinema treasure action.

1215
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 1: But it was really good and I need if.

1216
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 4: You haven't watched it, cover your ears, but I need

1217
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 4: a poster of Kate Blanchett.

1218
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: Holding up that gun.

1219
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 2: Kate Blanchette put her entire fucking pussy into the film.

1220
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,680
Speaker 1: I thought that was about to flight like it got.

1221
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 1: I got so into that movie. I literally was like,

1222
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 1: I can't believe this.

1223
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 2: This is a documentary.

1224
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt like that. I actually did.

1225
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 4: You asked me if it like like tore my rectum,

1226
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 4: I mean my suspension of belief.

1227
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't.

1228
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm seeing your mom right after this, and I'm

1229
00:57:46,560 --> 00:57:51,000
Speaker 1: just my my head is like going one hundred hymen.

1230
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean when I ripped your mom's hymen, she

1231
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 4: bled a lot, a lot more than I've ever seen.

1232
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 2: I'm you know, wait what is it it's hymen.

1233
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm so fucking high.

1234
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm so fucking high man. That's literally that's crazy

1235
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,960
Speaker 2: that you knew exactly what because that's literally me on

1236
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 2: the same way. Oh yeah, and you're taking edible this episode.

1237
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 2: By the way, it's like.

1238
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 6: Boy, boy, boy, boy one.

1239
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: We should do that at the next party, be a

1240
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: conversation like.

1241
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:28,280
Speaker 2: You're done, boy, what the hell?

1242
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 1: Boy? And you better not be a snitch because that's

1243
00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: a fucking Carl.

1244
00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 4: Bismore, who's Coral Bismore's dad.

1245
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 2: Do the first part?

1246
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 1: What is it?

1247
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 2: You know I just did.

1248
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:42,479
Speaker 1: The first part?

1249
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 2: No?

1250
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: Oh is it?

1251
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:47,479
Speaker 6: Wait?

1252
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: Dude, I can't.

1253
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: I can't remember it either, motherfucker. Yeah, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker.

1254
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:59,320
Speaker 1: And you better not be snitch girl. So fucking Carl Bismart.

1255
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 4: Motherfucker, you're a fucking liar, motherfucker.

1256
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: All right.

1257
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 4: I think that's the only movie I've watched. Yeah, this

1258
00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 4: only movie I watched.

1259
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna grab my phone so I can't

1260
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,280
Speaker 1: get my BESI.

1261
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 2: Uh And for my movie, I don't Actually, I don't

1262
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 2: know if you've seen it. I know you've seen it,

1263
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 2: but it was me tripping with Kay's mom challenge.

1264
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:28,240
Speaker 1: Wait, why would you be tripping with her? Just like

1265
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: trying to like trying.

1266
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 2: My penis is really small, so it's like basically a clit.

1267
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: I see, I held in that secret, but I am serious.

1268
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 3: I want to bring up. Can you guys stop banging

1269
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 3: my mom please, I mean, you tell.

1270
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,720
Speaker 4: Her that it's like and I think she swallowed magnets

1271
00:59:43,760 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 4: or something and then I did too, so they're stuck

1272
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 4: in my gucci and hers also.

1273
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 3: Just please stop it. It's very hard for me.

1274
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 4: The urinary track so like right, and like I mean,

1275
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 4: it's a flat magnet, so like got stuck there and

1276
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 4: then we just like when I see her.

1277
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:02,080
Speaker 3: It's like it's like like that's insane yea.

1278
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 4: And sometimes it sucks because she'll like it's such a

1279
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,000
Speaker 4: strong magnet. Sometimes she'll like kick me and my.

1280
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 2: COUCHI and they've literally ripped up, like ripped in half before.

1281
01:00:11,040 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 3: Okay, well I tried. I tried to set boundaries, and

1282
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,120
Speaker 3: I guess whatever, I need this job.

1283
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 2: So what's more important kai your family or your job?

1284
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 3: The job? Probably?

1285
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 1: There you go, that's we taught you good.

1286
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 3: Okay.

1287
01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 4: When the Morning Comes by Darryl Hall and John Oates,

1288
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 4: that is the best song ever. Wow, I've been listening

1289
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 4: to like the same three songs over and over Seabird

1290
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 4: by Innovations, Our House by Crosby.

1291
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,480
Speaker 1: Stills, Nash and Young.

1292
01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:46,320
Speaker 4: Too many people put that down to one and iron

1293
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 4: Man by the Cardigans and just that whole album.

1294
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 2: My movie is, uh, this small movie that just came

1295
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 2: out called Barbie. I don't know if you've heard, if

1296
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 2: you've heard of it, me know no, but actually not

1297
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 2: another teen movie, classic classic, five out of five ski

1298
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 2: E cyber Speed dj S Mix, super fucking lit. And

1299
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:20,800
Speaker 2: that's all I'm giving you. I gave you like a

1300
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 2: bunch of music last week, and I don't have anything else,

1301
01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 2: So I've given.

1302
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:29,160
Speaker 1: You all of me. I don't know what else me one.

1303
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 2: So you.

1304
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for watching.

1305
01:01:33,960 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 3: This is so weird, ski really uncomfortable.

1306
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:43,320
Speaker 2: Y'all are fucking You're fucking high and weird. You're freaking

1307
01:01:43,360 --> 01:01:46,919
Speaker 2: the fucking out. Your parents are gonna find out.

1308
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,400
Speaker 1: They can smell it, even if it's an edible, your

1309
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:52,760
Speaker 1: breast smells. It smells like a well know.

1310
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're being weird.

1311
01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 1: They're gonna drug This sucks, but they're gonna drug test

1312
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: you don't know.

1313
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 2: And you're I'm literally gonna get kicked to school.

1314
01:02:03,600 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: Bye.