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Speaker 1: Are you got a full hour of a brand new

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Speaker 1: show for you that's starting right now. It's Brock and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Thank you so much for being

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Speaker 1: here Monday. I gotta say today's Loser Line was packed

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Speaker 1: with just wild voicemails. The guy with the tattoo request

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Speaker 1: that you'll hear in just a second, and then the

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Speaker 1: ASMR lady. Yeah she was too much for me. Not

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Speaker 1: good ASMR guys, Just so you know, I don't know

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Speaker 1: that there is good after listening to that. All right,

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Speaker 1: you'll hear it in just a second. But first, we

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Speaker 1: always love to start the podcast with highlighting some of

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Speaker 1: the best comments of the week and weekend. What do

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Speaker 1: you got Alexis?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Christy Reyes said, I first started listening to you

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Speaker 2: all since twenty eighteen while I was in prison, and

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Speaker 2: I haven't stopped listening.

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Speaker 1: My morning start with you, or my day is all

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Speaker 1: off center. Thank you? Are the prisons using us as punishment? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: To listen to us?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, well, hey, even if you are, I'm glad

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Speaker 3: you stuck with us afterwards.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. I love it too. Hey, leave

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Speaker 1: your comment, make sure you like and subscribe, and thanks

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Speaker 1: for being here the brand new show starts right now.

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Speaker 4: You all know I'm the only one on this show

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Speaker 4: who actually cares about fashion. Broking Jeff in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You have like a uniform, Jeff, you were the same

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Speaker 1: hat sometimes backwards you have a dad I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, does my confidence clash with your insecurity right now?

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Speaker 4: Because if you think back to the spring, I was

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Speaker 4: the only one covering that picture of Harry Styles in

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Speaker 4: Berlin where he's wearing red short shorts.

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Speaker 1: Wait, the only one in the world covering it.

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Speaker 4: No after I reported on Harry's fruit of the Zoom

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Speaker 4: disco thighs that spread like wildfire all across the internet,

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Speaker 4: everyone was talking about start the trend, Jeff, I'm the

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Speaker 4: one that made it cool. And that brings me to

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Speaker 4: the hot fashion trend of this summer.

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Speaker 1: Giving us Jeff.

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Speaker 4: This year, I'm predicting men's bottoms are getting even small

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Speaker 4: and maybe it's because of the Walton Goggins electric yellow

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Speaker 4: speedo from the show White Lotus. I'm sure you guys

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Speaker 4: all saw that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just think yellow.

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Speaker 4: I'll show you that that photo is my computer background

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Speaker 4: screen right now. Myself and GQ both agree this summer's

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Speaker 4: number one hot trend is gonna be straight dudes in speedos.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know why. Ben don't always were

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Speaker 1: these Like sometimes I look at how much fabric is

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Speaker 1: holding you all down in the water and how you

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Speaker 1: can swim welines too.

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Speaker 4: Yes, sure, and now that I've said it's cool, it

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Speaker 4: will be cool. Give me a little Australian Brazilian coastline

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Speaker 4: action this July and I'll show you photos that'll make

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Speaker 4: your jawge rap.

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Speaker 1: I love that streatment are always the last to any

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Speaker 1: fashion party. You know, it's community for a long time.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's big in this community now because the idea

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Speaker 4: of the new modern man is evolving and in seams

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Speaker 4: getting smaller.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 4: Last year was hot rap. For this year straight speedo

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Speaker 4: Boy Summerhayes both even you heard it here, sir, you

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Speaker 4: heard it here. First, bring on the speedos and now

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Speaker 4: let's move on to the chackcollar question of the day. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: with my first nominee for Speedo Boy of the Year,

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Speaker 4: that's our digital producer Disrobe and ask away please.

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Speaker 5: Almost one hundred years ago, a new product hit store

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Speaker 4: It was a new.

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Speaker 5: Grocery item that would forever change the lives of the

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Speaker 5: average American. Oh and TV ads over the years. They said,

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Speaker 5: you can put it on your chips, you could melt

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Speaker 5: it over your popcorn, and if you're low on fuel,

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Speaker 5: you might be even able to drive with it if

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Speaker 5: none other than velvedachees, babe.

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Speaker 1: I remember my mom used to get this every once

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Speaker 6: Make the dip with the I thought that was my mom.

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Speaker 1: I just ate this stuff straight. It was so to me.

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Speaker 4: It was so Maybe this is an easy question.

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Speaker 5: But if I asked the room right now, is Lvita

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Speaker 5: more or less than fifty percent real cheese? You guys

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Speaker 5: would says or less right? Actually classified as pasteurized prepared

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Speaker 5: But what about some other popular grocery items. You'll have

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Speaker 5: to tell me. During a special more or less edition

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Speaker 5: contains more or less than fifty percent of real ingredients.

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Speaker 5: You will start with the woman who was paying just

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Speaker 5: over fifty percent attention during my lead in. That's all Alexis,

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Speaker 5: thank you for the effort, Alexis. How about a number nine?

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Speaker 5: Number nine, Your food product is Jiff peanut butter. I

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Speaker 5: need you to tell me if a jar of Jeff

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Speaker 5: contains more or less than fifty percent real peanuts.

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Speaker 1: Fifty is a lot, though it's a lot of hydrogenated oil.

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Speaker 4: And when you open up a jar of Jiff, you

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Speaker 4: have to think, like, does it smell like peanuts? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it smells like peanamut, like Nutter butters.

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Speaker 1: I always get the healthy peanut butter, and then when

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Speaker 1: I go back to Jeff one day, I forget how.

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Speaker 8: Good it is, you know, like, oh yeah, I commit

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Speaker 8: myself the healthy stuff is like equal and it's not.

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Speaker 1: I know it's not a lot of peanuts, but I

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Speaker 1: still think it's more than fifty percent.

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Speaker 5: It says more than fifty got that right, Despite the

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Speaker 5: added sugar and oil's peanuts are the first and main ingredients,

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Speaker 5: making up well over fifty percent. Brook, it's over you.

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Speaker 5: Nine is off the board.

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Speaker 6: Now commit ourselves again.

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Speaker 1: Let's go too.

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Speaker 5: Brooke, you're from idahos perfect from you. Your food product

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Speaker 5: is instant mashed potatoes. Our box mashed potatoes more or

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Speaker 5: less than fifty percent real potato.

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Speaker 1: Listen, where I grew up, we don't have potatoes. We

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Speaker 1: But my mom is from Oklahoma and she loves instant

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Speaker 1: Nice think that there's probably just a lot of starch

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Speaker 5: Please, he says, mashed potatoes are more than fifty percent potato,

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Speaker 5: Yeah they are. They're actually mostly dehydriant potatoes at least

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Speaker 4: I don't realize that Jose two and nine are off

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Speaker 6: Let's go lucky number seven.

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Speaker 5: Number seven, hose your food product is fruit roll ups

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Speaker 5: more or less than fifty percent real fruits.

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Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure it's Scotch tape was shut.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember the eyed ones.

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Speaker 5: The ones with tattoos for your tongue you could poke

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Speaker 1: They like out foot. The fruit roll ups are longer

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Speaker 4: A kind of square.

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Speaker 10: But still there's no way that was all real fruit.

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Speaker 10: I have to be the first one to say.

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Speaker 5: Less j Jose says fruit roll ups have less than

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Speaker 5: fifty percent real fruit. Yeah, I was most contained zero percent.

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Speaker 5: They're flavored with sugar, corn syrup and artificial ingredients and

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Speaker 5: very Jeffrey, we've gone three for three.

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Speaker 4: Were over to you lucky number twenty, number twenty the

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Speaker 4: last one, Jeffery, your product is cool whip.

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Speaker 6: Is cool whip more.

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Speaker 5: Or less than fifty percent real cream?

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Speaker 6: Oh man, that's like almost ice cream.

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Speaker 4: Nobody's denying that that's processed, and like it makes me

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Speaker 4: feel like it's definitely not real Because you see it

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Speaker 4: on sale for under ninety nine cents at the store.

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Speaker 1: It's not expensive. I use it as I use it

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Speaker 1: as frosting on my kid's cakes. Yeah, a little cool whip.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes we'll pull a little cream to memph in it,

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Speaker 1: make it mint.

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Speaker 4: I just picture them churning these out at robot factories

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Speaker 4: with foam going everywhere. Yes, less than fifty percent.

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey says, Less.

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Speaker 6: Nailed it around two.

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Speaker 5: Percent real creep. It's mostly water hydrogenated oils and corn

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Speaker 1: I didn't know there was any dairy in it all.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was mostly It's perfect for the lactose

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, you guys went four for four, which means I

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Speaker 4: Yes, Jake, it means he's gonna get shocked while singing

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Speaker 4: candy Shop by fifty cents perfect. Go for it when

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Speaker 5: I'll take it to the candy shot. I'll let you

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Speaker 5: lick the lollipop. Go ahead, girl, don't you stop. You

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Speaker 4: I almost have to believe some of that. That was

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Speaker 4: your shot collar question of the day. We got your

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Speaker 4: phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. And you guys know

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Speaker 4: I'm a celeb gossip dude.

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Speaker 1: Every time you bring up celeb gossip, it's always like

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Speaker 1: two weeks old. Yeah. Stresses me out.

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Speaker 4: Lately, though, I've been keeping up with all the sticky

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Speaker 4: celeb goss. I don't worry. I'm keeping it on the

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Speaker 4: d L for everybody. Man, this music just fits my

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Speaker 4: profile so well. Though. Let's take it down a bit, though,

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Speaker 1: This, Okay, entertainment reporter Jeff.

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Speaker 4: If anybody knows anything right now, jury's still out on

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Speaker 4: how Justin Bieber's doing. Am I right? Fam? For years

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Speaker 4: I d k about the beabeseen His wife Hayley, though,

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Speaker 4: I think she's doing more than fine because I just

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Speaker 4: saw in the news she sold her skincare brand for

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Speaker 4: one billion dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's not very many items in her Spauty

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Speaker 4: It's it's because she just came up with it in

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty two, called Roads Skincare, like three years ago.

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Speaker 4: You know what I did in twenty twenty two. I

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Speaker 4: bought this hat. That's all I did. She made a

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Speaker 4: billion dollars I spent sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Hey, but maybe you could also talk to Elf Cosmetics

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Speaker 1: and see if feels buy it from you.

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Speaker 4: Is that the new company that bought her?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, popular because I didn't know the name, but I

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Speaker 4: did learn that she's still gonna be the chief creative officer,

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Speaker 4: head of innovation and strategic advisor.

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Speaker 1: How many times is she going into the office.

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Speaker 4: Not anymore, not that much once well Brook, when are

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Speaker 4: you going to launch a makeup line to get our

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Speaker 4: show out of its crippling debts?

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Speaker 1: Man, as soon as I start wearing regular makeup regular, we'll.

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Speaker 4: Get on it. Because I asked Chad GBT what your

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Speaker 4: Yes, so think about it. Brook more groundbreaking innovations coming

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Speaker 4: To listen to the audio during her deposition, we dated like.

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Speaker 2: Seven years ago. I've had a persistent sinus infection ever since.

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Speaker 4: What are Christine's thoughts on that development?

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Speaker 11: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: How does that get near sinuses unless you have a

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Speaker 4: We haven't had an actual expert way in on this,

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen. That means no more Dutch ob ins, all

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Speaker 4: She said in a follow up video that antibiotics haven't

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Speaker 1: But I feel like she brings us up on all

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Speaker 13: Good?

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Speaker 6: Can you fart real quick? I gotta test something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, kill me. The lawyers like to do re enactments

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Speaker 6: I can't wait due three of them get pink eye

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Speaker 4: I'm actually want you he did? The snackt Leger story

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Speaker 4: is out of Federal Way, Washington. Fifty six year old

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Speaker 4: Donald Hale came back from a thirteen mile run the

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Speaker 4: It does, But he was sleeping so deeply he didn't

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Speaker 6: Oh that deep, deep, deep sleep.

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Speaker 1: My daughter sleeps through it when our smoke alarms go off.

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Speaker 4: for that Spike. What's next? Donald plans to reward his

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Speaker 4: the Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 4: It's next to Azer stories out of Snack Central, Ny.

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Speaker 4: If you're getting a little treat at a gas station, well,

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Speaker 4: let's be honest, you aren't getting anything healthy. No like

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Speaker 6: Well, can we talk of the gas You gotta get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the only thing I get when I'm being healthy

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Speaker 6: Yeah, nuts or something.

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Speaker 4: I say it because there's a new list of America's

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Speaker 6: People are popular.

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Speaker 4: It's the number seven most popular gas station snack. Average

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Speaker 6: I got call them underrated?

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Speaker 4: And I think they people didn't like them until you

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Speaker 6: Hey, I'm a big enough food I'm yay. I'm starting tread.

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Speaker 4: Number six favorite gas snack Snickers hasty about dollar eighty five.

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Speaker 6: A little bit of Snickers, A balanced candy bar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, really good.

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Speaker 4: Number five who doesn't love a big bag of checks mix?

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Speaker 4: four taketos. Yeah, the ones like on the rollers actually

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they're common all over the country,

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Speaker 1: The keys with the nacho cheese. Those are so good.

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Speaker 4: Number three skittles and number two Rice Crispy treats.

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Speaker 6: It just feels right.

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Speaker 4: Best food for a roads.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and that reminds me. I tried feeding our little

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Speaker 4: Christmas this year, Dole. Look for him to be sporting

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Speaker 4: it again, same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: There are a lot of seductive noises that a woman

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Speaker 4: my goodness, Brook will demonstrate one of them right now.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, I don't have like a noise, not a word.

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Speaker 10: Huh oh wow, question mark, Okay, onto your boyfriends after that.

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Speaker 4: But one woman decided to try making a different kind

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Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't think about that angle.

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Speaker 4: We called it w T s A. You're gonna hear

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Speaker 4: it in a brand new loser line that's coming up

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Speaker 6: You Is this the right number?

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Speaker 7: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 6: Goodbye.

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Speaker 4: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser

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Speaker 4: It's mount and do.

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Speaker 1: And dud.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, resist the urge to pour your drink

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Speaker 4: Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 11: Yo, Hey is this leo?

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Speaker 4: My boy gave me this number.

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Speaker 11: He said, you do like custom tattoos and stuff out

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Speaker 9: Him, but I wanted to be like, you can add

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Speaker 14: Man.

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Speaker 4: Just let me know, bro Peace, you don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if better business Gurea does like a

450
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Speaker 4: plus plus grade, yeah, but they would get it.

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Speaker 1: My friends Ac and Trooper in ninth grade, you used

452
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Speaker 1: to give themselves tattoos. Oh yes, maybe it's these guys.

453
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Speaker 1: Maybe they've moved into the little finger tattoos. Maybe it's gotten.

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Speaker 6: Bigger, the opposite of a real tattoo shop. They refuse

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Speaker 6: to stencil anything.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just gonna we're gonna wing it. Good luck

457
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Speaker 4: to us.

458
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Speaker 3: From the other day. So I think you could probably

459
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Speaker 3: tell I was going through something when we met, And honestly,

460
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Speaker 3: in any other lifetime, I probably would like never ever

461
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Speaker 3: have called you because we're just more in different leads,

462
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 3: we're in different levels, and I'm sure you know that,

463
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 3: Like there's no way you didn't sense that while we

464
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Speaker 3: were talking, right, But it's kind of your lucky day

465
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Speaker 3: because I'm on a spiritual dating queans right now, and

466
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Speaker 3: my guide says I need to go on three terrible

467
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Speaker 3: dates on purpose to like flush out all the terrible

468
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Speaker 3: energy right out of my chakras. And honestly, I just

469
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Speaker 3: think you could be one of those like lucky guys

470
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Speaker 3: that can help you with that.

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Speaker 13: Wow.

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Speaker 3: So I mean, obviously nothing physical that's gonna happen, but like,

473
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Speaker 3: I'll let you take me out to lunch, I'll let

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Speaker 3: you pay and whatever. See where the wind takes us,

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Speaker 3: as long as it takes us somewhere like really bad,

476
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Speaker 3: because it does have to be a bad date. But yeah, okay,

477
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 3: this is a really good opportunity for you, so don't

478
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Speaker 3: go under it. Don't be it dumb, dumb and text

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Speaker 3: me next message.

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Speaker 1: Damn, Well, what a missed opportunity?

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Speaker 4: Do you think?

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Speaker 10: That guy literally called his mom and was like, this

483
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Speaker 10: is the biggest day of my life.

484
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Speaker 6: I have an opportunity.

485
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 4: Listen to this girl's voice. It's so hot.

486
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Speaker 7: Man.

487
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Speaker 1: What's amazing is I bet you actually got three other

488
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Speaker 1: guys to agree to that.

489
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Speaker 4: Some of us are on a spiritual dating cleanse for

490
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Speaker 4: the last ten years and doing nothing but terrible. We're

491
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 4: stuck in it.

492
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just stuck.

493
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Speaker 4: Wherever you are and your dating life, your personal life.

494
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Speaker 4: You can always listen to our favorite Loser lines our phones,

495
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Speaker 4: apps and second Dates on YouTube, also on TikTok app,

496
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Speaker 4: Broke and Jeffrey and anywhere that you get your podcasts. Now,

497
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Speaker 4: let's go back to the clips.

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Speaker 15: Next message, dude, Oh my god, it is amazing. Thank

499
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Speaker 15: you for the juicing tip, bro juicing everything now everything

500
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 15: tastes better, juice, berries, bananas, yogurt, like even juice tastes better.

501
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Speaker 15: Would you double juice it like a British filter for juice? Man,

502
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Speaker 15: Come over tonight. Let's juice together. I've made sure it

503
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Speaker 15: with some dinner food, so like maybe cooking some burgers,

504
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 15: thrown some quetchup, mustard pickle, you know the work, and

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Speaker 15: then we can have burger shake. I mean think about that,

506
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Speaker 15: a burger shake. We canna have hot dog shake. Oh

507
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Speaker 15: my god, I'm so glad you gave him your number.

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Speaker 15: You are, like Jesus is juicing, so get out here.

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Speaker 10: Come on, I will say, like a triple purified juice

510
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Speaker 10: went through a Brita filter sounds.

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Speaker 1: Elite if it's hot dog water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I feel like if you guys are

513
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Speaker 4: thinking about I'm thinking this guy's not taking juicing far enough. God,

514
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 4: where's the Thanksgiving dinner smooth?

515
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

516
00:26:04,119 --> 00:26:06,280
Speaker 4: I would make the whole process so much easier and

517
00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:06,959
Speaker 4: way tasty.

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Speaker 1: Ribbon and potato.

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00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 10: Oh, to make it a little thick, bring your juicer

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Speaker 10: into the office.

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Speaker 14: We gotta try this next message. Hi, Rob, you said

522
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Speaker 14: you were into a SMR, So I thought i'd leave

523
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Speaker 14: you a little ear smack. Oh do you hear that

524
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Speaker 14: that's too long? Sharp? Bang together in your kitchen drawer? Also,

525
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Speaker 14: I'll just eat this. You hear that this is my

526
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Speaker 14: wine glass that I desperately want to be drinking out of.

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Speaker 14: I can't because it's the only thirty seven. When I

528
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 14: drink before you, I might speak anyway, Yeah, drop.

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Speaker 6: My neighbors don't like when I drink before you.

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Speaker 1: That was a ten thirty seven in the morning voicemail voice.

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Speaker 4: You never related more with a woman ever than when

532
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Speaker 4: she said that.

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Speaker 1: Ye, so glad you describe what those sounds were. I

534
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 1: must be terrible at SASMR or whatever. So I'm like

535
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: I thought that was your lips backing together a microwave, whatever.

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00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 4: It was, it was super soothing.

537
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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm drunk just listening to And.

538
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 4: You can be drunk listening to the Loser Line regularly

539
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 4: at this time every single week. Make sure you subscribe

540
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 4: to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page two, where you

541
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 4: can hear all of your favorite loser lines. Right there,

542
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 4: we're going to do a phone.

543
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Speaker 7: Town freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

544
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And it's fun when

545
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 4: a bride gets to go out of town for a

546
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 4: bachelorette party, oh so much. She's drinking, dancing with her girlfriends,

547
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 4: having the time of her life. Meanwhile, the groom, he's

548
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 4: at home plotting something special, oh sending us an email

549
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,959
Speaker 4: to prank his beloved.

550
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Speaker 1: Bride to be such a good gift on a bachelorette party.

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Speaker 4: He tells us a very important piece of information, which is,

552
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Speaker 4: even though their ceremonies less than a month away, they

553
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 4: still haven't picked out their first dance song yet. Oh, ines,

554
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Speaker 4: So let's step in and help her out with that.

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Speaker 4: In your phone tap right now, Hello, Hey, I'm looking

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Speaker 4: for Daphney. This is what's up? This is Scott. I'm

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Speaker 4: your wedding DJ from Star Entertainment.

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Speaker 16: Oh hi, how are you?

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00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: I'm chilling. I'm chilling anyway. I went over the playlist

560
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Speaker 4: with your fiance. Yeah, he told me that, right, He

561
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 4: did say that. Both of you, though, weren't sure about

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Speaker 4: the first dance song.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: We wanted to make sure that it's not like your

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Speaker 8: everyday you know, generic first dance song. We wanted something

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Speaker 8: a little bit different.

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Speaker 6: Unique, Been there, done that.

568
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 4: Don't need to hear the same stuff over and over again.

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Speaker 4: I got you exactly. I just went ahead and I

570
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Speaker 4: picked out something for you.

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Speaker 13: Oh you did.

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Speaker 4: I did. It's going to be super sweet, very sentimental.

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Speaker 4: No dry eye in the room.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

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Speaker 7: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Picture you and your new husband dancing me on the mic?

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Speaker 13: Oh okay, thank you.

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Speaker 4: For coming to Daphne and Kyle's wedding. We are so

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Speaker 4: happy that you're here with us today. But even though

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Speaker 4: this couple is happy, a lot of misplaced dogs aren't.

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Speaker 4: I've abandoned. They're confused, they're scared. What for just sixty

582
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Speaker 4: three sense a day less than a stale croissant. You

583
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 4: can help a dog like Muffin, get the belly rubs

584
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 4: an organic kibble that she deserves, and then I'll flash

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Speaker 4: a photo of Muffin up on the screen and everyone's emotional.

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Speaker 8: No I know what, No, no, no, that's not the

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Speaker 8: direction I was thinking at all.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not clear, uh, because I'm tugging at the

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Speaker 4: heartstrings of everyone in the room right now.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, this is our wedding and you're talking about displaced dogs.

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Speaker 4: Was that you hate animals?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 8: I love animals, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Because you don't want to raise money for them, because

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Speaker 4: you could with this song. Daphne and Kyle are so

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Speaker 4: thankful that you could all be here. Your cash donation

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Speaker 4: into my empty DJ hat will provide treats and tiny

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Speaker 4: beds shaped like sharks. Some of you might say, who's

599
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Speaker 4: a good boy? This is not a don't give money

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Speaker 4: right here right now? Then, no one is. No one's

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Speaker 4: a good boy.

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Speaker 8: I am one hundred percent not on board what you

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Speaker 8: trying to get people to give money to dogs at

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Speaker 8: my wedding.

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Speaker 4: Daf death, sweetheart, I need to be honest.

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Speaker 8: My name is Daphnie, not.

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Speaker 17: Daf got it, Okay, So, Daf this is an important cause.

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Speaker 17: Daphne exactly we need to act now before another dog

609
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Speaker 17: is forced to wear a Halloween costume from last season.

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Speaker 4: You understand that, right.

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Speaker 8: It doesn't even sound like the dogs you're talking about

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Speaker 8: are injured or hurt. It's almost like, are they what?

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Speaker 13: Out of style?

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00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 4: Okay? I don't think you're listening closely enough. For example,

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Speaker 4: this is Barkley. Oh my god, it hasn't been petted

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Speaker 4: in over four minutes.

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Speaker 8: You're not listening to me.

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00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 4: He's confused, no, mildly inconvenienced by a squirrel. He just

619
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Speaker 4: can't read.

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Speaker 13: Turn it off.

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Speaker 4: Find it in your heart and especially in your wallet,

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Speaker 4: to donate to these wonderful dogs. Tern Daphne and Kyle's

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Speaker 4: first names.

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Speaker 8: Playing the song like you're gonna convince me to say

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Speaker 8: yes to this, Dude, every time you play it, it

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Speaker 8: just gets worse.

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Speaker 4: How is it worse? I didn't even cover the fact

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Speaker 4: that right now, thousands of dogs are living without artisanal snacks.

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Speaker 8: Like I said before, the dogs that you are trying

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Speaker 8: to get help for, they don't need all that joke.

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Speaker 4: No memory foam dog beds shop, not even one of

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Speaker 4: those puppaccino things.

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Speaker 8: You don't need to be doing this at my wedding. Wow,

634
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 8: all right, yeah I said it.

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Speaker 4: No, I heard you. It's just your fiance Kyle one

636
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 4: hundred percent signed off on this idea and pitched it

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Speaker 4: for this prank phone call. We're doing what cause you're

638
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 4: actually on the radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the morning. My name is jeff We're doing a

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Speaker 4: phone tap on you.

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Speaker 8: Believable.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: I was thinking I was insane or something like. It

644
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 8: is all making sense to you.

645
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 4: You are insane if you don't find it somewhere down

646
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 4: deep in your soul to reach into your pocket and

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Speaker 4: pull out sixty three cents. A dog named Buster is

648
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Speaker 4: going a full day without being walked around the entire

649
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Speaker 4: block just halfway down the street. Won't do Buster deserves better,

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Speaker 4: and Daphney desperately wants you to contribute everything you have.

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Speaker 8: No, I don't weak up.

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Speaker 7: Every morning was fun tap weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We all say things in life that we later regret,

655
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Speaker 4: Like three weeks ago, when I complimented Brooke on her shirt.

656
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Speaker 4: She has worn it into work now every single day

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Speaker 4: since then. You don't like it, I'm saying I regret

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Speaker 4: saying it, and one of our listeners also wishes she

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Speaker 4: could take back what she said eleven months ago to

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Speaker 4: a guy she went out with. It took her almost

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Speaker 4: a full year to realize her giant mistake.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait till you apologize in a year.

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Speaker 4: We'll see if I come to that conclusion. We have

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Speaker 4: to decide is she worthy of another chance with this dude.

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Speaker 4: We'll find out what she said in your brand new

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Speaker 4: second date update Next second date Update date. In terms

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Speaker 4: of the amount of time it takes between the first

668
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Speaker 4: date and the second date, what do you think is optimal?

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Speaker 4: Like three to four days? At least a week?

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Speaker 6: You don't want to go back to back?

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Speaker 4: Maybe two weeks? Is that pushing it too long?

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Speaker 7: I think?

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Speaker 4: Okay, because for our listeners last.

674
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Speaker 6: You're like out of town.

675
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's delicate though, because you don't want to lose the momentum. Yeah,

677
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,240
Speaker 1: that's the hard part.

678
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 4: Well, for our listener, Amanda, she's going on eleven months.

679
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:04,799
Speaker 1: Oh wait, we need to tell her to move on

680
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: at this point?

681
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 4: Well, hold on, because she says she has a good

682
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 4: reason for that. Okay, so let's talk to her. Amanda. Thanks,

683
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 4: for being on with us. Start at the very beginning here,

684
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,319
Speaker 4: tell us who is this guy and how did you

685
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 4: meet him?

686
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: And how do you remember his name after eleven months?

687
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 12: Hello?

688
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,240
Speaker 4: Yes, if he waited eleven months to get back together with, well.

689
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 12: His name is Jordan, so you know it reminds me

690
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 12: of basketball, so I cann't forget him.

691
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: Wow, this is nuts. Eleven months ago you went on

692
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 1: a date with this guy?

693
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 8: Yeah?

694
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 12: I did?

695
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 4: And where did you meet him?

696
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 12: I met him on hinge?

697
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 4: Okay, and she was.

698
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 12: Very nice, like our interactions were kind of funny.

699
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Speaker 1: Actually, are you sure you're remembering right since it was

700
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: so long.

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00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 12: Yes, because usually I won't go on a date with

702
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 12: them unless they're funny.

703
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 4: Okay, he checks nice and kind of funny.

704
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 6: I know, you find out he was funny.

705
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't match people whose prompts are all serious.

706
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,839
Speaker 6: That's actually yeah, yeah.

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00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 12: You know, I don't want to be with someone who

708
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 12: is boring.

709
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 4: Okay, nobody does. What did you guys do for a date?

710
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 14: So what?

711
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 12: We ended up going on a coffee date? And yeah

712
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 12: that's my thing.

713
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 9: I love you.

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00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,439
Speaker 4: That's good.

715
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 10: Then that's good because sometimes if I from a guy's perspective.

716
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 10: If a girl says coffee date, that means I want

717
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 10: to be very slow.

718
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 6: I just want a quick fit.

719
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,359
Speaker 1: I always feel like it's I'm not sure if you're

720
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: hot from your picture. Let me see you in the daytime.

721
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 12: Well that's the face time. But we've moved past that.

722
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 12: So okay. We met up, and I kept thinking, like, honestly,

723
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 12: like I don't know if this guy is in my league,

724
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 12: Like there was something what do you mean, like in a.

725
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: Good way or a bad way?

726
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, under your league.

727
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 12: So I know this sounds like maybe stupid, but I

728
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 12: just thought he could dress better, Like I didn't really

729
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 12: like his style.

730
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 10: You know that's actually really I actually have friends and

731
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,400
Speaker 10: I'm sure I'm in the same boat where like you realize,

732
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 10: we don't really know how to dress up than the

733
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 10: way we.

734
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Speaker 1: Always Here's the thing, clothes are always fixable.

735
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Speaker 13: That's true, I know.

736
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 12: But I made a comment about the crocs, and I'm like,

737
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 12: I don't know about that cross.

738
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I don't think it's nuts

739
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: to show up to a coffee dabrugs.

740
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Speaker 12: You know, you girls, It's just I'm a weirdo. But

741
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 12: I guess I was being judgmental because you know, he

742
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 12: was so humble and nice. I'm like, get out of

743
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 12: your head, like it's the style. I like, I can

744
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 12: fix him, but I don't want to come in like,

745
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 12: hey we need new Ardrokes.

746
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 4: That's a first date, yeah, second or third day. So

747
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:57,359
Speaker 4: I mean, like the bond that you had with him,

748
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 4: like personality wise, did you feel that?

749
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 18: So?

750
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 12: I don't know. I just didn't feel like the spark,

751
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 12: you know, like the fireworks you know when you meet

752
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,760
Speaker 12: someone you're like, ooh.

753
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: I thought you've been pining over this guy for the

754
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: last eleven months. You didn't even like him the day

755
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: you hung out with him.

756
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 12: So here's like what happened. So basically, at the end

757
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 12: of the day, we gave each other a hug and

758
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 12: he was following up with me, texting me at a

759
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 12: whole bunch and I just felt like I didn't want

760
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 12: to lead him on.

761
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it.

762
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 6: That's actually really kind of you.

763
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 12: Thank you.

764
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 4: Well, what did you say before we start praising you,

765
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: how kind you are?

766
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 12: I just said I didn't feel a spark, like we

767
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 12: can be friends, but like no romantic interests.

768
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And how do you take it.

769
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 12: I think this is why I can't get him out

770
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 12: of my head. I think because he just says I

771
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 12: think that you're a great woman and whoever ends up

772
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 12: with you as a lucky man, and his response is

773
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 12: just so gracious, almost made me cry, touch my heart.

774
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,759
Speaker 1: So that he was nice and not mean at the end.

775
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 4: Being rejected specifically, that's got to be hard for a

776
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 4: guy to be like, oh, you don't like me, but

777
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 4: you know what, I wish the best for you.

778
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,640
Speaker 1: That's top three most common response.

779
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 6: That is response.

780
00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 12: When I've done it before with other guys, they just

781
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 12: react so like immature and they honestly like try to

782
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 12: get me harder, they start texting me more. It just

783
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 12: makes it weird and awkward.

784
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 4: Really, No, if it's me, I'm just giving your number

785
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,919
Speaker 4: to one of those like scam call centers and having

786
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 4: them spam you than crying about it. Yeah, I'm not

787
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 4: going to try to fight for Yeah, well you reject me,

788
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 4: then I'm going to get you a million scam calls.

789
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 6: It looks like I got thirty percent off your internet.

790
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 1: Now, she just said you were There was no spark.

791
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,399
Speaker 1: It wasn't even excuse me.

792
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 4: You don't have to double down. That hurts, But it's

793
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 4: nice that he was so gracious with you. That's pretty

794
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 4: cool and.

795
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,840
Speaker 1: It should be what's expected.

796
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 4: That happened. That happened eleven mon months ago, and now

797
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 4: you're reaching out to us, Like, I don't understand what's changed.

798
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 12: I just can't get him out of my head. He's

799
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 12: like looking there like super glue. So I don't know.

800
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 12: It's like kind of awkward to like reach out. I'm

801
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 12: kind of shy now and I feel bad for rejecting him.

802
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 12: So I really need some help because I feel like

803
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:22,959
Speaker 12: I was kind of judgmental. That makes sense, and I'd

804
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 12: like to go out with him again.

805
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 1: I mean it is going to be hard to come

806
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: back from saying there's no spark, Yeah, right, Like it

807
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 1: means you're going to have to put in. It's a

808
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: little extra work eleven months, Like do we know if

809
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: you're single it's possible?

810
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 4: Well, we need to call him to find out. This

811
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 4: is definitely different than what we would normally do in

812
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 4: this segment.

813
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 6: But remember this person.

814
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll call Jordan and be like Amanda has decided

815
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 4: to slum it and go down a level from where

816
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 4: she normally would date to go out with you one

817
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 4: more time.

818
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: Have you got rid of those crocs? Yeah?

819
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 4: You can't improve that. Yeah, we'll see what he has

820
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 4: to say when we do your second date up after

821
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 4: this hold on second date update. They say the best

822
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 4: things in life take time. That's true, Like an aged

823
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 4: bottle of wine, medium sized wheel of European cheese. Jeff

824
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 4: putting together a dresser from Ikea with just two of

825
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 4: the legs missing.

826
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I still have extra screws.

827
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,919
Speaker 4: And of course finding the right person to date, not

828
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 4: just a good one, but the right person. And it's

829
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 4: taken our listener, Amanda eleven months to come to the

830
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 4: realization that that guy could have been the one in

831
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,279
Speaker 4: the coffee shop the day that she rejected him.

832
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:47,919
Speaker 6: You know what else?

833
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 10: They also say, Jeff, timing is everything. Yes, maybe they

834
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 10: needed at eleven month break.

835
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 4: So it's possible all the things could align, The timing

836
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 4: could be perfect today because she wants us to help

837
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 4: her get a second chance with Jordan's You know.

838
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 1: I think it's sweet. I think it shows that you

839
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 1: have a lot of growth from eleven months ago. You know,

840
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: like months ago you were judging somebody's clothes, not you.

841
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 12: Today, right, No, I'm not as superficial broke. You're right,

842
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 12: but I need you to help me work my magic.

843
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 12: Like I'm in a vulnerable say I'm lonely and I

844
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 12: just missed Jordans and I just think that you guys

845
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 12: can help me.

846
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, well we're willing to do that. I'm just

847
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 4: glad that we're talking to you over the phone so

848
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 4: that you can't see what Brook's wearing and be able

849
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 4: to judge it likely wearing crocodiles on her feet.

850
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: I will say I love the houses where I was like,

851
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: this is I've done better.

852
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,680
Speaker 4: We've matured from that immature girl that she was eleven

853
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:53,800
Speaker 4: months ago. She can't even see.

854
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 12: She just knows because I have zebra panther on.

855
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 4: So it's like I got zoo together.

856
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 6: Wow, Joe, exotic b.

857
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 4: I love this bonding time that we're having. But we

858
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 4: got to call Jordan here and hopefully he picks up.

859
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 4: I'm gonna dial his number right now here we go, Hello,

860
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 4: Hey is this Jordan?

861
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 16: Yeah?

862
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 4: Yes, you may ask.

863
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: It was such a dad joke.

864
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 6: Ask you just.

865
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 4: Having normal conversation.

866
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 6: He can ask you.

867
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 4: This is how bros conversation. Yeah, okay, well, thank you

868
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 4: for politely asking that. To answer your well, if you're

869
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 4: still there to answer your question, we're a radio show

870
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 4: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning with high brow comedy.

871
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 16: Yeah, okay, And what is this in regards to?

872
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 4: Oh, this is actually in regards to a woman who's

873
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:09,879
Speaker 4: been trying to get a hold of you. Well, actually, yes,

874
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 4: she had.

875
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 6: It's the usual.

876
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 4: Not sure if you'll remember this is a woman named Amanda.

877
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 16: Uh, you know there's a lot of Amanda's.

878
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 4: Right, fair, Okay, Well, this this is a woman that

879
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 4: you went on a date with eleven months ago, like.

880
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 16: A year ago, eleven months ago copy date?

881
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, I'm probably was it like.

882
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: A hinge date?

883
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 4: Yes?

884
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh she did tell us that.

885
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:42,919
Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, I think I yeah, I remember Amanda. Yeah,

886
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 16: we grab coffee, right, okay, a.

887
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 4: Long time ago, that's right. What else do you remember

888
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 4: from your time with Amanda?

889
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,800
Speaker 1: It's probably wasn't much time since it was just coffee.

890
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,280
Speaker 16: But honestly, I just remember her ditch.

891
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 1: Be What do you mean, like when she said she

892
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: didn't want to see you again?

893
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 9: Oh?

894
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 7: That? Yeah?

895
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 16: Yeah, Like I mean I've been turned down before, so

896
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 16: you know, I'm kind of used to it, buddy, definitely

897
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 16: was expecting this.

898
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:12,640
Speaker 7: Yeah.

899
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 4: Well, can I just tell you, Jordan, the thing that

900
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 4: really stood out to Amanda about you was how graciously

901
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 4: you handled her rejection over text. Okay, you said something

902
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 4: like you're an amazing woman. Whatever guy ends up with you,

903
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 4: he's going to be so lucky, and you like just

904
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 4: wished her well.

905
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, you know what, I think I wrote that

906
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 16: with Ai.

907
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 4: Actually, oh wow, it was good. It was good feedback.

908
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: That's a good idea to put that day.

909
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 4: I first, I had been quick on my feet still

910
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 4: for Amanda. It was a big moment and you know

911
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 4: how like sometimes women aren't as emotionally mature as us

912
00:45:55,560 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 4: men are. She has taken all this time and realize

913
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 4: that it's possible she made a huge mistake in turning

914
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 4: you away, which is.

915
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: Kind of sweet.

916
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 7: Oh maybe she said that.

917
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, basically, yeah, she actually has even said she's

918
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: really been thinking about you a lot.

919
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 6: Wow.

920
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 16: I mean, honestly, I don't know what to say. This

921
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 16: is like the third time that's happened this year.

922
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: What what do you mean?

923
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 4: What's happened?

924
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 14: Yeah?

925
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 16: You know, I again, I'm used to rejection, you know,

926
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 16: so Weirdly enough, a lot of these girls they reject

927
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 16: me end up calling me back say like, hey, maybe

928
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 16: we should get another shot.

929
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 12: Woa.

930
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,479
Speaker 4: Oh this isn't the first time.

931
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: No, are you complimented by it? Or is it like

932
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: almost kind of a backhanded compliment?

933
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 16: You know what I mean, I'm more surprised than anything.

934
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, how do you take that personally?

935
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 1: Or no?

936
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 4: Well, if you want to be the most surprised, here's

937
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 4: a shocker for you, because Amanda is on the other

938
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 4: line right now, listening to this entire conversation hoping to

939
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 4: jump in and talk to you.

940
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 6: Amanda.

941
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 4: Surprise, surprise it to me?

942
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 12: Hi, helloha, how are you.

943
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 4: Exic I'm good.

944
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 16: H good to hear from you again.

945
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,080
Speaker 12: Yeah, you're excited to hear from me.

946
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,720
Speaker 16: Uh, I mean it's been a while, you know. Uh,

947
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 16: it's definitely a surprise, you know.

948
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 12: I feel so awkward. I feel like I'm stuttering and

949
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 12: like I don't know. But yes, I'm very nervous to

950
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 12: do this, and I'm glad that Ai was able to

951
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 12: help you out. But there's no Ai. Yeah, I mean,

952
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 12: you know, thinking about his words before speaking. So it's

953
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 12: not like me like I just kind of was impulsive

954
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 12: and was superficial, But I hope that we can maybe

955
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 12: see each other again.

956
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 14: I'm not sure.

957
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 16: Whoa why are you like asking me out?

958
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 8: Or is this is this?

959
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 4: What this is?

960
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 12: I mean I needed their help. Yeah, it might be

961
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 12: like a little crazy. It's been like almost a year, right,

962
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,920
Speaker 12: and maybe you can have amnesia and dementia about what

963
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 12: happened in the past.

964
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 4: What a nice to want? So that was a lot, Jordan.

965
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 4: I know that she kind of dumped on you there,

966
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 4: But you have anything that you would like to say

967
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:36,200
Speaker 4: back to Amanda or ask your AI what to say.

968
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 16: Back to be honest and man, it's been a while

969
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 16: since I've seen you or seen your picture.

970
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

971
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 16: One way that I really jogged my memory is, uh,

972
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 16: do you.

973
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 4: Still have that nice But.

974
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 6: You didn't out.

975
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 14: Well.

976
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 12: So I was just telling them about these beer pants

977
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 12: that I'm wearing, and I could potentially send you a

978
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 12: selfie if he's lying.

979
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: Work for Zebra pants make it look bigger.

980
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 4: It's like an optical illusion. Ask you for a friend.

981
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 12: You know, I messed up, So I'm kind of like,

982
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 12: you know, clean flight here I come Zebra.

983
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: The clean slate includes picks, so it's like you're a

984
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 1: winner right now, Jordan.

985
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jordan, she's she's apologetic for how she treated you.

986
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,919
Speaker 4: She's still got the same features and all the things

987
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 4: that you liked from the first time you met up.

988
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 4: So at this point, we'd like to offer to send

989
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 4: you and Amanda out on another date, and we would

990
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 4: pay for it.

991
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: At this point, I feel like we're interrupting a date

992
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: on the phone right now.

993
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 4: I know, saucy, but Jordan, it's up to you.

994
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 16: I mean, if she's cooled me seeing the other two

995
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 16: girls they rejected me and her being the third, I'm.

996
00:49:55,280 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 4: Open to that. Hair on the rejection Amanda. Now the

997
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: ball's in your court.

998
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 12: Heavens, No, you know this was nice, but now I

999
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 12: cannot handle that. I'm too jealous. No, I want you to.

1000
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: It's going to be a little competition for you, you know.

1001
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 12: See if you know, way ho say, I'm not that desperate?

1002
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:16,919
Speaker 4: Are you ditching him now? Twice in one year?

1003
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 12: I was just hoping that we could be at just

1004
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 12: one on one monogamous, not you know, a trio.

1005
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 4: Oh okay, we're missing it.

1006
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 10: Well, hey, come up with a good AI goodbye to

1007
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,160
Speaker 10: her and she'll probably call you in Yeah.

1008
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: Man, he'll have six leftovers points.

1009
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 16: I guess I'll type one up and I'll say it

1010
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 16: to you later, Amanda, check.

1011
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 4: Your text message day.

1012
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: My god, he's like the rejection king.

1013
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 16: I hope he will have a nice life and a

1014
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 16: nice day.

1015
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 4: Oh wow, oh your melting hearts right now. Jordan's hang

1016
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 4: up so.

1017
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 6: We can all call him back.

1018
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1019
00:50:58,239 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 4: I think the lesson that we all learned from that

1020
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 4: is you can let a nice butt in zebra print

1021
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 4: walk away and still be gracious about it.

1022
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, it was a good lesson. It is

1023
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: shocking that she was so surprised. Yeah, like, I'm worried

1024
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 1: about her choice and people to go out with if

1025
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: they're ye so.

1026
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 4: Rude, it would yeah, totally, But it would be funny

1027
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 4: if she does text him though, in like a couple

1028
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 4: of weeks or a couple of minutes after that call ended,

1029
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 4: just to like give him a third chance.

1030
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: I mean, she's going to go on one more date

1031
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: with a guy that's a jerk and then yeah, yeah,

1032
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: but the.

1033
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 4: Way they were flirting on the phone for a minute,

1034
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 4: I thought for sure they were going to go out

1035
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 4: with it.

1036
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 1: I thought it was a yes before we even ask.

1037
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: I know, maybe we should have stayed out of it.

1038
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the problem.

1039
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 6: It was yes, he just said to the team.

1040
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: She said no.

1041
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 4: But that's the thing about love. It's weird and unpredictable sometimes,

1042
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,400
Speaker 4: and you can find lots of weird love by listening

1043
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 4: to our podcast on YouTube on TikTok's that's right, Yeah,

1044
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:05,239
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1045
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 4: at Brook and Jeffrey, designed for your ocular pleasure.

1046
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,760
Speaker 7: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1047
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 4: What if I told you there's a new platform revolutionizing

1048
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:25,120
Speaker 4: the way people experience lust, passion, and prolonged flirty eye

1049
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 4: contact with the pharmacist at Walgreens. Oh my gosh, it's possible,

1050
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 4: introducing Craigslist plus the og dating app with zero algorithms,

1051
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 4: no swiping, and a ninety eight percent chance of you

1052
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,319
Speaker 4: hooking up with that vagrant who soiled himself on the

1053
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:51,919
Speaker 4: city bus. Looks like love just stalked its way into

1054
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 4: your Internet browser for life. Wow, you are welcome. We're

1055
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 4: beta testing it right now during a brand new Craigslist

1056
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:08,760
Speaker 4: plus Misconnections edition coming up right after this, he cut Misconnections.

1057
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 4: That was me staring there's only two places to find

1058
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,520
Speaker 4: true love in this world. One is at the grocery

1059
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 4: store in the adult diaper aisle while comparing absorbency ratings

1060
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 4: like a trained diaper Somalier four point five acidity. That's

1061
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:30,359
Speaker 4: spicy enough for this undercarriage. The other place is a

1062
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 4: naughty little website called craigslist dot org, a place where

1063
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 4: real lovers go to post their sexiest misconnections, like this

1064
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 4: one titled will you bree Mine nay Man for woman

1065
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 4: forty one creamery Tour.

1066
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:49,399
Speaker 1: That's right, I started with a cheese pud, He.

1067
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 4: Says hello to the mystery lady I met on the

1068
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 4: cheese factory tour last Saturday. I don't even know your name,

1069
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 4: but from the moment you smiled at me with that

1070
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 4: milk mustache, I knew we could be a gooda match.

1071
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 4: Nice here we go. I was the jolly fella wearing

1072
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 4: the Holy Moley Swiss cheese t shirt. Hey, you probably

1073
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 4: thought I bought that at the gift shop, but I didn't. Oh,

1074
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 4: you have a collection, brought it from home, had it

1075
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 4: for years.

1076
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a proud og cheese fan.

1077
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,839
Speaker 4: Anyway, you were by yourself and I normally don't see

1078
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 4: a lot of single people on these cheese tours, so

1079
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 4: maybe we're cut from the same cloth. Parentheses cheese.

1080
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: I don't think you had to do the parentheses, my man.

1081
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 4: He says. Okay, I'll stop with the puns.

1082
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 13: L O L.

1083
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 6: Willie.

1084
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 4: We did have an awkward moment after our guide left

1085
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 4: the room where you spied me putting extra samples into

1086
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 4: my fanny pack.

1087
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, I think that's a good movie.

1088
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 4: Come on, don't worry. I'm not a klepto. I just

1089
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 4: get freebies from all the food factories in the area

1090
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 4: so I can save my grocery money for dates with

1091
00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:00,200
Speaker 4: the you.

1092
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,319
Speaker 6: That's brilliant. To the cheese factory, that's starting a cracker.

1093
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 4: Factory romantic, he keeps going. In fact, I would have

1094
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,839
Speaker 4: asked you out that day, but we got separated by

1095
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 4: a herd of sixth graders who thought they were in

1096
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 4: the milkshake room. So this is my message to say,

1097
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 4: you were the highlight of my day, even over the

1098
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 4: manchego We tried, and that's saying something because that was

1099
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 4: great cheese. Let's tour together next time. If you see this,

1100
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 4: let's signed hank parentheses. Stop swinging in twenty twenty three,

1101
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 4: it's take a new challenge for him. He needs to.

1102
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:51,560
Speaker 10: Discloseous Now, yes, he's a one cheese man.

1103
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 4: Let's go to your next Craigslist misconnection titled you called

1104
00:55:56,360 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 4: it a Sporknado woman for man thirty End of the

1105
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 4: World meeting. Oh my gosh, she says, Hi, you were

1106
00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 4: the tall, rugged Ish man in the flannel and hiking boots.

1107
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 6: Old rugged is that would give me a complex, dude.

1108
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 1: But it's the end of the end of the World meeting,

1109
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 1: so okay.

1110
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,399
Speaker 6: You know it makes a little more sense.

1111
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 4: Who sat next to me during the seventy two hour

1112
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 4: emergency kit seminar at ARII last.

1113
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:27,680
Speaker 10: Seturday seventy two seminar.

1114
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: No, the emergency is seventy two hours. Like to make

1115
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: sure you're prepared for seventy two hours?

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Speaker 4: What to do within seventy seventy two hours after the

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00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:37,240
Speaker 4: world ends is the most crucial?

1118
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 6: Now I get it, I need this seminar.

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00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 4: Apparently, she says, you made a joke about how if

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Speaker 4: things got really bad you just survive off of protein

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Speaker 4: bars and regret.

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00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:49,720
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny.

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Speaker 4: I laughed so hard I choked on my complimentary freeze

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00:56:53,000 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 4: dried banana chips. Oh no, you offered me your collapsible

1125
00:56:57,360 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 4: water bottle and said it's been sterilized recently. That was

1126
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 4: a promise. That was the moment I knew I'd drink

1127
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 4: puddle water if you told me it was safe. Before

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00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 4: I could ask your name or offer you a cliff

1129
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:16,479
Speaker 4: Bar Mint Chocolate Elite, the seminar ended and you got

1130
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 4: swept away into a crowd of khaki dads comparing canisters.

1131
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 4: So now I'm here hoping the man who owns a

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00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,640
Speaker 4: just in case headlamp and a surprisingly sensitive laugh will

1133
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 4: see this and reach out to me.

1134
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like they're destined to

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00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: be together at the end of one They're going to

1136
00:57:35,080 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: repopulate the human race someday.

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00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 4: Her name is Claire PS. I'm CPR certified and emotionally available.

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00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,160
Speaker 1: Ish too emotionally available.

1139
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, let's go to your final misconnection titled high

1140
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 4: Score Girl, low key crush Man for woman twenty eight

1141
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 4: Game night, Oh says yeah. Gaming.

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00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 18: Every Tuesday night, I go to the barcade to get

1143
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 18: a non alcoholic beer, play some games and beat my

1144
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 18: high scores. A right, you could say it's my safe space.

1145
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 18: And I don't know if you're new or not, but

1146
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 18: the other night you showed up playing the same game

1147
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 18: I like to play, Charlotte's Web Pinball Edition.

1148
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 4: Ding Ding Ding.

1149
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: And when you whenever you go to those barcades, you

1150
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: know exactly who's been there every night for the last

1151
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 1: three weeks.

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00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 18: Yes, he says, you are the sharp and stout redhead

1153
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:44,680
Speaker 18: with a Yoshi backpack on hauling around a substantial princess.

1154
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 18: Peach was the shorter king with the shaved head and

1155
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:54,600
Speaker 18: brown flannel. Watching you work your chimp flip while avoiding

1156
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 18: that gobble hole.

1157
00:58:58,520 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: That does sound like.

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00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 4: Pretty impressive. Even more so were those darling digits hitting

1159
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:12,360
Speaker 4: those flippers? And then you post a bunch of heart emojis.

1160
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 18: Once I saw you were close to beating my high score,

1161
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,920
Speaker 18: I pointed out the hidden bonus behind the ramp to

1162
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Speaker 18: the pig trough.

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Speaker 1: Oh is he trying to help you? Is he trying

1164
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: to hurt you so he doesn't get beat?

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00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,480
Speaker 18: Sure enough, you hit it like three seconds later. To

1166
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 18: be honest, I felt defeated, but slightly turned on.

1167
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 1: Okay, he likes a powerful woman.

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Speaker 18: I offered to buy you a glass of non alcoholic

1169
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 18: sighter to celebrate overtaking me on the leader board, but

1170
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 18: you declined and then you left with a handful of

1171
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 18: quarters and sadly, my heart. How about next time we

1172
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,640
Speaker 18: play a little nineteen ninety six sonic the Hedgehogs spin Ball.

1173
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 18: Yeah on me wow, plus all the non alcoholic drinks

1174
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 18: you want also on me? Hey, then I forget something.

1175
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 18: Maybe you should get on me.

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Speaker 7: Up.

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Speaker 4: That was signed Lewis. Those are your Craigslist misconnections for

1178
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 4: the week.

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Speaker 7: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1180
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 4: We got a return player today named Jessica who said

1181
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,080
Speaker 4: she's currently out going to the go to store?

1182
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Speaker 1: What's the go to store?

1183
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 4: I don't know either. That's why I wanted to ask Jessica,

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01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 4: what is the go to store?

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01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:46,520
Speaker 13: I was at the grocery storeyed in wrong.

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Speaker 4: Well you go, you know, he said? She said the

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Speaker 4: go to store?

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Speaker 1: Is that what you call it?

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Speaker 13: Ill the grocery storey.

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Speaker 4: He misheard you.

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Speaker 1: I'm now naming all grocery store the go to store?

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Speaker 7: That's yeah, yeah, Well.

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Speaker 13: What's my go to for groceries?

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Speaker 4: Now? Jessica, last time you were on the show, you

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Speaker 4: said you lost terribly to Brooke because there were questions

1196
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 4: about Karate and Harry Potter, and you're not good at

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Speaker 4: either of those either.

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Speaker 1: Nope, what categories are you hoping for today, Jessica?

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Speaker 13: I'm good with a pop culture and I guess anything

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01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,120
Speaker 13: about groceries.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hopefully not all of the questions are Dumbledore questions today.

1202
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Speaker 4: But let's find out. Brooks leaving the studio, you got

1203
01:01:30,200 --> 01:01:32,680
Speaker 4: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If

1204
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1205
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,440
Speaker 4: have to beat her outright if you want to win.

1206
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1207
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 11: Let's go?

1208
01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:40,080
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand

1209
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 4: and four, Ken Jennings kicked off a record breaking seventy

1210
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 4: four game winning streak on What Iconic Quiz showard Mano

1211
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 4: Mimano translates to what hand in hand? What's the only

1212
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 4: continent ants can't live on?

1213
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 13: Oh?

1214
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 4: What is the past tense of the word go? When?

1215
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 4: According to the government, at what age are you officially

1216
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 4: a senior citizen eligible for Medicare sixty? The Amazon rainforest

1217
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 4: spans eight countries on what continent?

1218
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 13: South America?

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Speaker 4: Jessica, I feel pretty good about your performance there.

1220
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 13: Wells up a little bit alright on.

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Speaker 4: That's awesome, Brooks coming back into the studio, and let's

1222
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Speaker 4: learn a little bit more about Jessica says on my screener,

1223
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 4: you're an executive assistant for an educational nonprofit. That's cool.

1224
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,240
Speaker 4: And what are you most excited for this summer?

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Speaker 13: Just taking the summer off. This will be the first

1226
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Speaker 13: time I really be able to not work all summer.

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Speaker 13: So we're just going to go exploring.

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Speaker 4: Where are you going to explore?

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Speaker 13: I'm hoping to get out to the rainforest in Washington.

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Speaker 13: I think it's call it the Whole Rainforest.

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Speaker 6: I love that restaurant when the waterfall.

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01:02:53,040 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 10: Starts, Rainforest Cafes rainfor you mean, right, the rainforest?

1233
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 14: Yeah?

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01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh man, drink an extra drink for all of

1235
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Speaker 4: us while you're there. So brook it's your yeah, but

1236
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 4: I'll try. That's you can Hatelele Jessica Brooke, it's your turn.

1237
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1238
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1239
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. On this day. In two thousand

1240
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 4: and four, Ken Jennings kicked off a record breaking seventy

1241
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:25,439
Speaker 4: four game winning streak on what Iconic quiz show monoemno translates.

1242
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:26,360
Speaker 1: To what one on one?

1243
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 4: What's the only continent ants.

1244
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 1: Can't live on Antarctica.

1245
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 4: What is the past tense of the word go win?

1246
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,560
Speaker 4: According to the government, at what age are you officially

1247
01:03:37,600 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 4: a senior citizen eligible for medicare The Amazon rainforest spans

1248
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,120
Speaker 4: eight countries on what continent?

1249
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 1: South America?

1250
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 4: Times up? Let's go to the scoreboard to see how

1251
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 4: you both did with jose to back.

1252
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 6: Me up and go get me juice boxes when I

1253
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 6: tell you now, go get me a juice box. Jessica,

1254
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 6: you did well.

1255
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 1: You got four correct today, Jessica.

1256
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,160
Speaker 4: The fire was a good one.

1257
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,880
Speaker 6: And Brooke did she bring the fire?

1258
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,240
Speaker 1: Did I?

1259
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,200
Speaker 6: Brook got fun?

1260
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 4: You did so well, Jessica, but it just wasn't good enough.

1261
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everybody on this day.

1262
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 4: In two thousand and four, Ken Jennings kicked off a

1263
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,160
Speaker 4: record breaking seventy four game win streak on the show

1264
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:25,480
Speaker 4: Jeopardy So Iconic you hosts.

1265
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 1: It now, ye long, that's crazy crazy.

1266
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 4: Mono imano translates to hand too hands.

1267
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 6: She said hand in hand, But we gave.

1268
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,360
Speaker 4: You credit for that because motto mono does be in

1269
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 4: hand in Spanish exactly. The only continent ants can't live

1270
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 4: on ironically is Antarctica that, jess because it's so cold there.

1271
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 4: They just can't live there.

1272
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Speaker 13: I don't know why I was thinking. With Australia, they

1273
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 13: are like the most horrid creatures.

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Speaker 6: They have the biggest ants in the world.

1275
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Speaker 1: They have eight Australia right them.

1276
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 4: The past tense of the word go is went. According

1277
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Speaker 4: to the government, you are officially a senior citizen eligible

1278
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 4: for Medicare at sixty five years old. And the Amazon

1279
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:12,120
Speaker 4: Rainforest bans eight countries across South America.

1280
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,880
Speaker 6: Oh man, a lot of rainforest stuff today.

1281
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:20,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, now, Jessica, it wasn't quite enough to beat Brooke today,

1282
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 4: But just for playing, we are going to give you

1283
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 4: a pair of tickets to see the Seattle Mariners take

1284
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 4: on the Cleveland Guardians on June fifteenth at t Mobile Park.

1285
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 13: That's awesome. That's my son's birthday.

1286
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,440
Speaker 10: Are playing so good?

1287
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 13: Yeah we are.

1288
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 4: They're qushing it well, Jessica. It wasn't quite enough today,

1289
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 4: but come back and play again soon. We'll get you

1290
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 4: a victory one of these times, all right, I.

1291
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 13: Hope so good to play again.

1292
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 4: Brook. We'll be back the same time tomorrow.

1293
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,600
Speaker 7: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning