1 00:00:01,320 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Remember text in four one O six one. If you 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, you can tell us whatever 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,160 Speaker 1: you want. Because we always keep you anonymous, nobody will 5 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,760 Speaker 1: know who you are, so feel free to tell us 6 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:16,240 Speaker 1: any kind of big, small, medium size, like half size 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 1: dirty secret. Yeah, whatever size it is doesn't matter. Everybody 8 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,440 Speaker 1: stays anonymous. And I don't have an anonymous nick name 9 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: in my head right now, I'm gonna throw it to English. Evan. 10 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: Do you have a name? Vitamin D, Vitamin E, vitamin 11 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 1: or Vitamin D? All right, Vitamin D? What's up? How 12 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:37,360 Speaker 1: are you? Hey? How's it going? Yeah? Vitamin D. Vitamin 13 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,200 Speaker 1: is weird. So you have a dirty little secret Vitamin yeah, 14 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: I do. So. Basically, I told my wife that she 15 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:55,240 Speaker 1: took my virginity because I took hers. It's a good exchange, 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: it was. I made it seem like an even exchange, 17 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: but it would not. Wait. Wait, you lied and said 18 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: you were a virgin. Yeah, yikes, I lied too early 19 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: in and then it just kind of stayed there, and 20 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 1: it's it's just where we're at. Oh wow, so your 21 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,360 Speaker 1: wife thinks that you two have only ever been with 22 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: each other. Then, yeah, that's a huge dirty secret. Yeah 23 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: it is. Why did you make that lie up? I 24 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: think it was important to her and like she's a 25 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: little more wholesome than me, and I didn't want to 26 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: seem like, I don't know, funny how many girls had 27 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 1: had you been with before her? Uh? Probably like in 28 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: this so you you had more than a few, more 29 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: than like one before you. I mean like a lot 30 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: of them were just like you know, girls in college 31 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 1: and like, you know whatever, a little you know. But 32 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: still though, still though it doesn't matter, sane And even 33 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 1: if it's number, even if the number was one before her, 34 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: you still she thinks that she took your virginity and 35 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: you took hers. But actually twenty times over, Yeah you 36 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: had already taken the vehicle for a test drive. Yeah yeah, 37 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: I can't she tell that you're not a virgin, That's 38 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you had it that much like 39 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:14,920 Speaker 1: to start off normally, I guess you're right. She just 40 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: thinks you're a pro right away, like you're the Lebron 41 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: James of it. That's so much experience, right, yeah, because 42 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: well because the first time is terrible usually, right, because 43 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing. Everybody's kind of nervous. Well, 44 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: but you were, she wasn't. Yeah, and I'd waited like 45 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: twenty six years exactly pumped. Yeah, it was two weeks ago. 46 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: You seven losses of virginity. So um. But if the 47 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 1: first time, he's usually kind of awkward and weird and 48 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: you're nervous. You don't really know what's going to happen. 49 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,040 Speaker 1: But you just like, like I said, Lebron James, you're 50 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: just out there putting chalk on your hands, like, all right, 51 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:50,160 Speaker 1: let's do this. I exactly how this goes. Pretending. But 52 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: oh my god, do you think you'll ever tell your wife, 53 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: you know, maybe in the future that you weren't a virgin. 54 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: I just don't see the better thing in that, really, 55 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: I mean, do you do you carry any guilt with you? 56 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm talking about on the radio, but you're anonymous. 57 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: I get a little guilt, not that much satisfied. Yeah, 58 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: you're a pro. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty 59 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,000 Speaker 1: little secret. Thanks guys. Yeah all right, Alex, Yes, Alex 60 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: free if you're you and I are married, if you 61 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 1: didn't know that it is true, If you know that 62 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, I know that some people 63 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: that I have to say that, but I have to 64 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: say in because we have a a new listeners who are like, 65 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: why are these people talking about sleeping together? Whatever? If 66 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: I told you that I was a virgin when we 67 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: met and then you found out that you didn't take 68 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: my virginity, would that upset you? Would you be upset 69 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: at this guy if you were his wife? Yes? Yes, 70 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: would you? M Yeah? Probably? I mean that's really crazy 71 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: to lie about. You know, a lot of people lie 72 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:53,640 Speaker 1: about the number that they've been with, especially women. Yeah. 73 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: What I've learned, what I've learned from female friends and 74 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: people like that and women that I've known is usually 75 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,040 Speaker 1: they try not to go off a one hand and 76 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: five there's five. Five was like the standard number. But 77 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: what you can do for girls is you can timee 78 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: it by two and then for guys divide by four exactly. 79 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: Because guys are like, I've been with five, and you're like, no, 80 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: you've been with two. Yes, you want to pump up 81 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: your numbers, and then women are like, I've been with five, 82 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: and it's like you've been with twenty five? Text in 83 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: four one h six one. Did you tell the same 84 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:25,799 Speaker 1: kind of lie? Curious now, what's your dirty little secret.