Speaker 1: Hey folks, as Lyle, before we get started, I have
Speaker 1: a weird one for you. If for some reason, you
Speaker 1: or someone you know lives in the vicinity of Tokyo, Japan,
Speaker 1: I am doing a live Gecko show there at the
Speaker 1: Tokyo Comedy Bar on December eleventh, and I have put
Speaker 1: the ticket link in the description if you live in
Speaker 1: Japan and you would like to go. I have no
Speaker 1: idea if anyone who listens to this podcast lives in Tokyo, Japan,
Speaker 1: but if you do, I would love to see you
Speaker 1: at the show. I also plan on doing a much
Speaker 1: larger tour in twenty twenty three. I will be going
Speaker 1: to many places in the United States. I'll be going
Speaker 1: to many places in Europe. I'll be hitting Australia, I'm
Speaker 1: hitting Alaska, and I have never been more excited for
Speaker 1: anything in my entire life. I just finished up this
Speaker 1: first ten city tour and it was a blast and
Speaker 1: the shows were great, and I want to thank everyone
Speaker 1: who came out to see Therapy Gecko live. It is
Speaker 1: now my favorite thing to do and I am excited
Speaker 1: to be doing it in your city sometime next year,
Speaker 1: and also in Japan in a month. If you want
Speaker 1: to come see me in fucking Japan. I also got
Speaker 1: a ton of emails from you guys, overwhelmingly telling me
Speaker 1: to keep the background jazz music in during the show,
Speaker 1: and so I will be keeping it. And I want
Speaker 1: to thank you guys for sending me very thoughtful emails
Speaker 1: to me, not just about the jazz music, but about
Speaker 1: you know how much you like listening to this thing.
Speaker 1: And it was very sweet and it makes me want
Speaker 1: to keep doing this forever, or at least until I
Speaker 1: turn into dust and die. All right, intro over, Let's
Speaker 1: get to the show.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this love? Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 1: This is a wrap?
Speaker 2: I called in a year ago. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it was exactly a year ago. Definitely wasn't on Halloween,
Speaker 2: but it was around this time. Mm hmm, yeah, Uh,
Speaker 2: it's not back.
Speaker 1: You called in a year ago? What did you call in?
Speaker 1: Talk to me about a year ago?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I called in because I was having some trouble
Speaker 2: with with my girlfriend, not not specifically with her, but
Speaker 2: with her parents. I I doubt you remember. It wasn't
Speaker 2: very definitely not the most groundbreaking conversation on the planet,
Speaker 2: not because the view, probably because of me, but they
Speaker 2: were they were essentially, uh, forcing us to to break up. Uh,
Speaker 2: And I honestly, like, I don't really remember why too much.
Speaker 2: I don't think they had any reason to begin with,
Speaker 2: but I have a pretty bad memory.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm looking, hold on, I'm actually I'm looking right now,
Speaker 1: Rafa Rafael.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Correct, Your note that the call screen wrote about your
Speaker 1: call from a year ago is still here on this
Speaker 1: phone number. It is, it's still here. You call it
Speaker 1: October eleventh. It said you've been dating a girl for
Speaker 1: two years. The girl's parents don't like you, and they
Speaker 1: gave your girlfriend an ultimatum to either break up with
Speaker 1: you or they were going to cut her off from
Speaker 1: the family entirely. And that was that was the premise
Speaker 1: of what you called in about a year ago. I
Speaker 1: don't remember. Do you remember what I said to you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually, you gave me some advice. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to tell you that it was bad advice.
Speaker 1: I don't tell me what. Stop with the truth. I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: Like, I honestly thought it was really good advice, but
Speaker 2: I just didn't listen. I would have probably given anybody
Speaker 2: else that exact same advice. And uh, pretty much what
Speaker 2: you told me is that it wasn't worth it because
Speaker 2: I was too young to be dealing with this sort
Speaker 2: of stuff, and that we hadn't been dating for so long,
Speaker 2: so it wouldn't be worth like the psychological straining of it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Uh, And then what did you end up doing?
Speaker 2: Pretty much? I just ignored it and it went away
Speaker 2: on its own.
Speaker 1: It went on had to go away on its own.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, it's not like it's not like a completely
Speaker 2: when I want on its own. It's just like so
Speaker 2: her parents started just caring less and less about me
Speaker 2: as time went on and about this whole dilemma. They
Speaker 2: never ended up taking any action on the ultimatum, and
Speaker 2: then eventually they just got I guess got over it
Speaker 2: and just became less horrible.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: They're still bad, but they're no longer, you know, peting
Speaker 2: on my life directly, which is nice on our life
Speaker 2: at least.
Speaker 1: Are you guys still together?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, we've we've were going on three years
Speaker 2: now in December, are you yes? Three?
Speaker 1: Are you feeling happy and good about life?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I was gonna say, like, it's I'm glad
Speaker 2: I didn't take your advice, even though it was great advice,
Speaker 2: but I mean, you know, great advice. I guess what
Speaker 2: I learned is that doesn't always solve the problem.
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm like, you know, no, you keep going. I
Speaker 1: have my thoughts, but you tell me, tell me.
Speaker 2: Oh sure, So pretty much like my life is not
Speaker 2: just relationship wise since but like been like it's probably
Speaker 2: like five times better from where I was. And I was, like, honestly,
Speaker 2: even in hindsight, living a pretty great life. As it
Speaker 2: was like I'm not like starving or anything, and I'm
Speaker 2: doing pretty good, and now it's just even better. I
Speaker 2: ended up dropping out of college and I'm still with
Speaker 2: the same girl and I have like a nice job,
Speaker 2: and it's it's going really well.
Speaker 1: Happy to hear that. I'm glad to hear that, because
Speaker 1: I mean, this is why I'm going to say this.
Speaker 1: And if I'm sure, if a person wanted to go
Speaker 1: back and listen to every single phone call i'p taken
Speaker 1: on my podcast, they could say that I'm lying and
Speaker 1: it would be I contradicted myself here. But I try
Speaker 1: not successfully. I don't hold to this all the time,
Speaker 1: but I try not to tell people expressly what to do.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I do it all the time. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you can find many, many, many examples of me doing it,
Speaker 1: But I try not to tell people expressly what to
Speaker 1: do because I mean, look, I could have my own
Speaker 1: opinions about you know, you being in that situation, and
Speaker 1: I told you that you should leave, But I mean,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do I know about your life and
Speaker 1: what makes you happy? And that's why I try not
Speaker 1: to tell people what to do. And I'm very glad
Speaker 1: to hear that I was wrong and that things worked
Speaker 1: out for you, because it reinforces my idea that I
Speaker 1: should not be telling people what to do because he
Speaker 1: sounds like you're happy and that you do not regret
Speaker 1: staying with this girl. And dude, it's all very situation
Speaker 1: dependent because people come in here and they're like, I'm,
Speaker 1: you know, nineteen, and I'm having this problem with my
Speaker 1: significant other, and I'm like, ah, why you're so young
Speaker 1: while you're dealing with this crap. You should leave, and they
Speaker 1: do and they're happy. And then there's you know, people
Speaker 1: this I'm talking to you right now. You're an example
Speaker 1: of I stayed and I'm happy, and so it further
Speaker 1: reinforces this hypothesis that I've always had which is that
Speaker 1: I have no idea what I am talking about, and
Speaker 1: that's great, that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think like I'm probably one of Oh okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say that's a bit of a
Speaker 2: I have no uh science to back that up. But
Speaker 2: I'm a very big cent of the show I think
Speaker 2: I've seen. I'm not a big fan of watching twitch streams,
Speaker 2: so I'm sorry. I'm not like never on here, but
Speaker 2: I've seen every podcast episode and I go back and
Speaker 2: rewatch old ones like all the time. So I'm not
Speaker 2: going to tell you that you're doing a terrible job.
Speaker 2: And honestly, man like, even if you're just like talking
Speaker 2: to people, I think a lot of what therapy is
Speaker 2: and even what you do is is just helping people
Speaker 2: like talk it through. Because I at the moment when
Speaker 2: I called, I had no idea what I was doing,
Speaker 2: and I was like panicking and I was having to
Speaker 2: have a whole freak show, and you, I guess, like
Speaker 2: talk me through it. And even though you gave me
Speaker 2: advice that I ended up not following, it gave me
Speaker 2: like a new perspective and I think it called me
Speaker 2: to calm me down a little bit.
Speaker 1: More Okay, good. I'm glad to hear that. That's why,
Speaker 1: like I said, I'm trying again, I'm not a real
Speaker 1: therapist or anything, but I'm trying not to tell people
Speaker 1: what to do, but you know, talk with them about
Speaker 1: whatever's going on, so that maybe a conclusion has arrived
Speaker 1: to on your own, which is better because I'm not
Speaker 1: going to know your life as well as you do
Speaker 1: after a ten minute phone call. But I raf I
Speaker 1: appreciate you calling in with this update. This has been
Speaker 1: helpful for me, and I'm glad to still hear for you.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're still listening to the pod after a year.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just I saw it on the disc
Speaker 2: where they were doing the stream tonight and I was like, man,
Speaker 2: that's sinning your fuck it. I'll come back in a
Speaker 2: fill them in. I guess I'll come back a year
Speaker 2: from now and give you another filling. Maybe things are working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come back a year from them, maybe you'll be
Speaker 1: see maybe a year from now you'll be like extremely
Speaker 1: unhappy and you'll be like, man, GEK, I really should
Speaker 1: have taken your advice, after all, saved myself many years.
Speaker 2: And then two years yeah, and then two years I'll
Speaker 2: be like that gag. It's didn't even better than a
Speaker 2: oh yeah, and I'll just keep calling you.
Speaker 1: Never know, life is infinite, could go infinite directions. I
Speaker 1: hope it goes in a positive one for you.
Speaker 2: For you too, them you you're doing great out here.
Speaker 2: I hope uh you get more successful than you.
Speaker 1: Are any last words for the people the computer.
Speaker 2: Wrath to anybody who's watching them might know me, I
Speaker 2: love you all.
Speaker 1: Wrath forever. Take care man, you too? That was interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm hammering into my head the idea this
Speaker 1: thing has evolved a lot in terms of how I
Speaker 1: think about it personally. I don't want to put myself
Speaker 1: out there as a therapist or even put myself out
Speaker 1: there that we have to talk about problems. You know,
Speaker 1: I have people on this podcast. They don't call in
Speaker 1: even with a problem. They just are like, Oh, here's
Speaker 1: something interesting going on in my life, or here's something
Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about. You know, it's not even
Speaker 1: this isn't even a podcast about problems necessarily. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's about being a gecko and talking to people about anything,
Speaker 1: not necessarily the problems, but in the change. But yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of the times it's about problems, and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to be more cognizant. And again I'm not perfect,
Speaker 1: and yes, you could pull up many examples of me
Speaker 1: doing it, but I'm trying to not give direct orders,
Speaker 1: of of of directions to move forward and more just
Speaker 1: like talking to people about what's going on, because I
Speaker 1: really have no fucking idea. And maybe if he had
Speaker 1: taken my advice at the time and broken up with
Speaker 1: that girl, he'd be I mean, fuck it. He doesn't
Speaker 1: know he could have been in a much better situation.
Speaker 1: He has no fucking idea. Neither do I. Maybe he
Speaker 1: broke up with this girl and then he did something
Speaker 1: and then he's even happier. But it worked out for him,
Speaker 1: and that's the thing. He's made his decision, and he's
Speaker 1: following his decision wherever it goes and making the best
Speaker 1: of it. And we have no fucking idea what the
Speaker 1: results of the other decision would have been. That's the
Speaker 1: infinite timeline of life. All right, all right, take another call.
Speaker 1: What's your name, Savannah, Savannah? What's going on with you today?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Right now, A lot of stuff not what I called
Speaker 3: in for. But found out that like my dad's like
Speaker 3: possibly cheating on my mom. But that's like a whole
Speaker 3: different thing.
Speaker 1: What did it tell me? Let's talk about what you
Speaker 1: called in to talk about. What is it that you
Speaker 1: called in to talk about.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of issues with saying no, and
Speaker 3: it impacts my life in a lot of ways. The
Speaker 3: funniest and like most prominent thing is that I drank blood,
Speaker 3: which is what I told the call screener.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so I wanna do I wanna start.
Speaker 1: We're going to get into your drinking blood. Don't think
Speaker 1: I'm not going to gloss over that. Don't worry, but start.
Speaker 1: Why do you have an issue saying no? Or what?
Speaker 1: Tell me this? What kinds of things do you have
Speaker 1: an issue saying no too?
Speaker 3: Just like anything, if someone asks me to do anything,
Speaker 3: I'll like I kind of like sacrifice what I think
Speaker 3: is best for myself to keep people happy.
Speaker 1: Okay, h yeah, why why do you Why do you
Speaker 1: think you do that?
Speaker 3: I think it was a lot because of like my upbringing.
Speaker 1: What about your pace?
Speaker 3: Like my parents were it was an argumentative household when
Speaker 3: I was growing up and still is. But I would
Speaker 3: feel like I would be like pressured into doing things
Speaker 3: or like taking up for people, and I didn't feel
Speaker 3: like I should even that I did.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so would you say this is a problem
Speaker 1: that stems from being too invested in other people's opinions
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've had some like self conscious issues.
Speaker 1: Why do you feel sold in other people's opinions of you?
Speaker 3: Because I have a low opinion of myself.
Speaker 1: Probably Why do you have a low opinion of yourself?
Speaker 3: I don't know. People tell me that I shouldn't, but
Speaker 3: it's just hard, you know how self confidence is? O? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you just feel like you're left man, especially like
Speaker 3: coming from the I'm in college now, but coming from
Speaker 3: like the type of school I did, Like I was
Speaker 3: gonna poverty stricken household with a bunch of people that were, like,
Speaker 3: are wealthier than I was, And I felt like I
Speaker 3: had to.
Speaker 5: Lie a lot to keep that positive.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know perception of me going.
Speaker 1: M Can I ask you is one is coming from
Speaker 1: a house is not having a lot of money or
Speaker 1: not having as much money as the kids you went
Speaker 1: to school with a thing that makes you feel bad
Speaker 1: about yourself.
Speaker 3: It used to not so much any more, not like
Speaker 3: putting back on it. It's like silly, but back then
Speaker 3: it was a huge issue. And then also like struggling
Speaker 3: with weight problems, which I don't really deal with now.
Speaker 2: But it's like.
Speaker 3: But like I've lost weight, but it's like that body
Speaker 3: this morphia is still lasting. You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what Okay? So in your life right now, what
Speaker 1: are things that you feel self conscious about?
Speaker 3: My intelligence?
Speaker 5: So like how I look, how like how.
Speaker 3: People want if people want to be with me? Mm hm,
Speaker 3: like out with them?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I get like whenever I hang out with people sometimes
Speaker 3: they get really into my head thinking like well, what
Speaker 3: it's like self sabotaging obviously, but it's like what if
Speaker 3: what if? Like they're not having a good time, and
Speaker 3: then I just get into my head about it.
Speaker 1: You know, I I'm I have a theory about this,
Speaker 1: and I'm not a real therapist, and I have no
Speaker 1: idea what I'm talking about, but I have a theory
Speaker 1: about this, and I kind of want to talk with
Speaker 1: you about it. So your self consciousness or your your
Speaker 1: your confidence in yourself, Like to start, let's figure out
Speaker 1: if the things that you're self conscious about are things
Speaker 1: that you have decided are are important things that you
Speaker 1: are not up to the part of, or if they're
Speaker 1: things that your parents and your schoolmates and other people
Speaker 1: have decided are important that you're not living up to
Speaker 1: I mean a great eg That's why I asked you
Speaker 1: about the I mean looks for example, like who decide
Speaker 1: who decided that it was important to weigh a certain
Speaker 1: amount or to look a certain way and that you're
Speaker 1: not living up to it? Was it you or was
Speaker 1: it the people around you and your parents who decided?
Speaker 1: I mean intelligence is an interesting example because who decides
Speaker 1: what makes a person intelligent? Are you going off of
Speaker 1: the bar set by your parents and by society and
Speaker 1: by your classmates, or are you going off of your
Speaker 1: personal thoughts, feelings and philosophies on what makes an intelligent person?
Speaker 1: And so to start there is like defining what are
Speaker 1: virtuous traits for a person to have? And are those
Speaker 1: definitions that you're currently abiding by? Are they really yours?
Speaker 1: Or are they things that you picked up from your parents,
Speaker 1: or from society or from your classmates. And I ask
Speaker 1: you that question.
Speaker 3: It's definite because I probably wouldn't have these perceptions if
Speaker 3: it didn't come from my parents or my schoolmates. Like
Speaker 3: everyone at school being like, oh, I just got like
Speaker 3: an as on this, I'm so dumb, Like my parents
Speaker 3: being like, uh well my dad must leave at him
Speaker 3: being like you're stupid, or like my mom's calling me
Speaker 3: ease even though she struggles with weight problems herself, stuff
Speaker 3: like that. So I wouldn't have these perceptions if it
Speaker 3: wasn't for the media and the people around me. That's
Speaker 3: like really interesting.
Speaker 1: So okay, well so let me all right. So so
Speaker 1: you've decided that the things that you feel self conscious
Speaker 1: about that you're not living up to are not even
Speaker 1: things that you decided, And so what if we So
Speaker 1: if we threw them out and we were just starting
Speaker 1: from scratch and we were like, okay, in Savannah's eyes,
Speaker 1: what makes a person good? Or what are good traits
Speaker 1: for a person to have? So what do you believe
Speaker 1: good traits for a person to have?
Speaker 3: Being caring to others? Okay, like just putting like your
Speaker 3: utmost like positive energy, chief when you can for it's
Speaker 3: the world, Being nice, like just like being there for
Speaker 3: people to listen.
Speaker 1: I don't know, no, there's a great things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't have any anything to do is collect
Speaker 3: or like like body shoes or anything like that.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't at all, and that's great, Okay. So,
Speaker 1: so to summarize the things you just said, being carrying
Speaker 1: the people, listening to people, and I'm not by I'm
Speaker 1: not saying these are this is these are no one
Speaker 1: else's definitions of what a good person should be. But
Speaker 1: yours being hind to people, carrying the people, being positive?
Speaker 1: Do you do you believe that? Maybe not one hundred
Speaker 1: percent of the time, because nobody is the most amazing
Speaker 1: person ever one hundred percent of the time. But are
Speaker 1: you at least trying the best you can with what
Speaker 1: you have and your human finite amount of energy to
Speaker 1: be a good listener, to be kind and to be positive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fantastic, definitely.
Speaker 1: So if you're doing that when you're standing at the
Speaker 1: party and you're wondering if people want to be around
Speaker 1: you or whatever, it doesn't even it doesn't matter because
Speaker 1: you're doing the best you can in your finite human
Speaker 1: energy and mental capacity to be caring, to be positive,
Speaker 1: to be kind, and that's all that fucking matters to you,
Speaker 1: and you own that, and that you decided that your
Speaker 1: society didn't decide that your parents didn't decide that and
Speaker 1: so that's that's what you cling to in those moments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I suffer with like disassociation and those kinds of things,
Speaker 3: like thinking of that would probably help with grounding, right
Speaker 3: you know, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I relate. I relate to this. I'm thinking I've thought
Speaker 1: about this in my own life, you know, because as
Speaker 1: you navigate and do things, everyone has their opinions and
Speaker 1: everyone has their their stories and everyone has their own perceptions.
Speaker 1: End up trying to reel back and go, Okay, well,
Speaker 1: how do I perceive myself? And am I how am I?
Speaker 2: Am?
Speaker 1: I perceiving myself based on a rubric that I've decided
Speaker 1: on my own as to how a person should be
Speaker 1: or how random people have decided. And so I'm the
Speaker 1: thing I'm telling you about is something I'm trying to
Speaker 1: work on on my own. Yaw, we are we are?
Speaker 1: So yeah, man, I just I hope that I hope
Speaker 1: is that's helpful framing for you, you know, like if
Speaker 1: you ever whatever your mom is saying, whatever other kids
Speaker 1: in school or whatever is happening, that you're just like,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I am confident, that's
Speaker 1: yours is a self confidence thing. I'm confident that I
Speaker 1: am doing the best I can in my finite human
Speaker 1: energy and mental capacity to be kind, to be a
Speaker 1: good listener, to be positive, and that is that period
Speaker 1: is all that matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking about that.
Speaker 1: It's thinking, Savannah, is there any other aspect of anything
Speaker 1: that you feel like we didn't get to talk about
Speaker 1: or anything else you want to say to the people
Speaker 1: of the computer before we go.
Speaker 3: We didn't. We didn't talk about with drinking blood thing.
Speaker 1: Oh, we totally didn't talk about the drinking blood. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like we got to such a positive place
Speaker 1: now that I like, I'm conflicted because we got to
Speaker 1: a positive place now and I don't want to bring
Speaker 1: you back to a story where you refuse to say no.
Speaker 1: But I also totally want to hear a story about
Speaker 1: you drinking blood. So it's up to you if you.
Speaker 3: Want to tell it. It's not really that deep. It's
Speaker 3: more funny thinking back on it at the time what.
Speaker 1: Happens.
Speaker 3: My cousin is listening, probably laughing. But so I was
Speaker 3: with this guy who is a janitor at my work
Speaker 3: and I we started seeing each other and he like
Speaker 3: he was kind of off And it's not like his fault.
Speaker 3: He deals with like issues of his But at one point,
Speaker 3: like I was struggling in school. This is last year.
Speaker 3: I was struggling in school and I was at his
Speaker 3: house and he was like he's like, here, drink this,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what is it? And he was
Speaker 3: like if he didn't answer, and he was like, it'll
Speaker 3: help you do better at school, and I don't. I
Speaker 3: just couldn't say no because it's like when you're in
Speaker 3: front of someone, it's hard to just like or at
Speaker 3: least for me, it's like hard to just reject something.
Speaker 3: And so I was like, Okay, I drank it and
Speaker 3: it was red and it tasted like vinegar. It was
Speaker 3: like definitely diluted. I think that it was like, well,
Speaker 3: it was definitely blood mixed with vinegar. But like how
Speaker 3: I found out that it was blood was because I
Speaker 3: was like talking to one of our mutual friends about
Speaker 3: it and he was like, oh yeah, Matt, like he
Speaker 3: believes that, oh, I said distant. He believes that he's
Speaker 3: like the spawn of the devil and that was like
Speaker 3: definitely his blood. And like this guy, he's like he's
Speaker 3: really just like sussed about everything, like he threw away
Speaker 3: his phone because he thought that like the FBI was
Speaker 3: after him stuff like that, and so I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: well damn. So I saw him again and it was
Speaker 3: like I saw that he had like self mutilated himself,
Speaker 3: so it was his blood and he was giving it
Speaker 3: to me because he thought it was the elixir of
Speaker 3: life and like would actually help me, which is really sweet,
Speaker 3: but like thinking back on it, it's like I should
Speaker 3: have said no. But yeah, at one point towards the
Speaker 3: end of the whole thing, I was like, I need
Speaker 3: to like get out of this, like stop really like
Speaker 3: cut contact a little bit. And he showed up to
Speaker 3: work with like a key chain of mine and like
Speaker 3: was crying. Not this was before I cut contact, but
Speaker 3: he I guess. My friend called me later in the
Speaker 3: night while I was at work and was like I
Speaker 3: just saw him like outside of your house with police.
Speaker 3: Do you know what's going on? And I was like, well,
Speaker 3: he just did this thing him. That's weird. And it's
Speaker 3: like so I found out he got a DUI and
Speaker 3: he thought that he was drinking and was driving afterwards
Speaker 3: because he thought that I was like cheating on him,
Speaker 3: which I wasn't, And I showed him proof of that,
Speaker 3: and I was like, this is like too impulsive for me.
Speaker 3: But thinking back on it, I should have just like
Speaker 3: said no to like the first red flag, I guess.
Speaker 1: But yeah, Savan, I'm gonna tell you something. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think to hear you say that this guy offered you
Speaker 1: his blood, uh with the intentions of healing you and
Speaker 1: doing good things for you, and to hear you say
Speaker 1: that that was sweet of him really indicate to me
Speaker 1: the kind of person. You are. Very positive, having very
Speaker 1: uh good view of people and of the world, and
Speaker 1: I really fucking hope that you are able to maintain
Speaker 1: that but prevent it from guiding you towards situations that
Speaker 1: are very not good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have issues with that, I get myself into trouble,
Speaker 3: but at least I'm optimistic about it. I guess.
Speaker 1: Just just keep being positive about the world, Savannah. But
Speaker 1: fucking be careful, man, Thank you gik Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: care Savannah. That person is too pure for the universe.
Speaker 1: I have, no, I don't have. I don't know what
Speaker 1: else to say about the the blood thing. I hope
Speaker 1: that she takes into account some of the things that
Speaker 1: we talked about and uses it to form a better
Speaker 1: uh foundation of self confidence. Hopefully from that foundation of
Speaker 1: self confidence, she sets better boundaries and does not drink
Speaker 1: people's blood. I think she's gonna be okay. I hope. Hello, Hello, Lyle,
Speaker 1: how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm doing all right? And thank you as much for
Speaker 2: taking my.
Speaker 1: Call of course? How you doing? Does?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Uh? How can I get you?
Speaker 2: Then there this woman that I met through work.
Speaker 6: You know, she's about my age. She uh isn't the
Speaker 6: same things I'm into, really laid back. She's got three kids,
Speaker 6: which is kind of why pursuing a relationship with her
Speaker 6: was not particularly on my mind. You know, she was
Speaker 6: definitely someone we could have to sling with and uh,
Speaker 6: you know, definitely still you know, really respect her and
Speaker 6: her relationship, but as far as pursuing anything long term,
Speaker 6: it's something that I don't see myself in. And you know,
Speaker 6: I'm very much of the thought that you know, she's
Speaker 6: she's a single mom. You know, she's had boyfriend doughter off,
Speaker 6: but all in all, a single mom, and she's got
Speaker 6: a lot going on ex husbands to deal with. And
Speaker 6: as much as I really love and care for her kids,
Speaker 6: I don't think I could ever step into a role
Speaker 6: of being parent and being supportive.
Speaker 1: And being does does. I'm extremely does. I'm confused to
Speaker 1: what your current relationship is with this woman because you
Speaker 1: seemed to know a lot about her her life. You
Speaker 1: say you've met her kids, and you know about her
Speaker 1: ex husband, and you seem to have a wide, uh
Speaker 1: scope of knowledge as to her existence. What's your current
Speaker 1: relationship like with this person?
Speaker 6: We're great friends. We've been friends for years now. I'm
Speaker 6: again I met her through work. She was my supervisor,
Speaker 6: and we actually started hanging out because one of her
Speaker 6: ex boyfriend was a coworker of mine, and we just
Speaker 6: started talking that way, and next thing, you know, he
Speaker 6: ended up out of the picture. And I'm just, you know,
Speaker 6: kind of the friend hanging out and she started expressing
Speaker 6: interest to me, but I felt like she was in
Speaker 6: a rough place at the time, and you know, so
Speaker 6: I guess kind of boots away, you know, sort of
Speaker 6: brushed it to the side. I didn't try taking it
Speaker 6: very seriously because I didn't think she was in a position.
Speaker 1: Okay, so so does so so right now? Okay, so
Speaker 1: you guys have been friends for a while, and what
Speaker 1: is it exactly that you uh want from this person.
Speaker 1: You say that you are not interested in a relationship
Speaker 1: with her because you don't want to take care of
Speaker 1: her kids, You don't want to be uh.
Speaker 6: Uh it sounds bad when I say.
Speaker 1: Does does? Does? Does? There's no sounds bad, there's just
Speaker 1: what is Okay? What is it that you want from
Speaker 1: this person?
Speaker 6: Uh? I just want a long lasting friendship. That's really
Speaker 6: all I see her as. And you know, it's something
Speaker 6: that outside of the children, there are some things about
Speaker 6: her that just I don't like it. A partner? Is
Speaker 6: it very a given a partner? You know?
Speaker 1: Wa, what do we what are we talking about? He
Speaker 1: because at the very beginning of this, you're talking about
Speaker 1: how this person is romantically interested in you and you're
Speaker 1: romantically interested in her, but she has.
Speaker 6: I'm not that's the thing. I'm not a nice advance.
Speaker 1: So so so what's so what's the deal here? Uh?
Speaker 6: She's son you know, very explicit interest in me before,
Speaker 6: and she's always been a very uh what you call
Speaker 6: her joke's always kind of sexual. You know, it's just
Speaker 6: her brand of humor and stuff. And it's something that
Speaker 6: I noticed she kind of does to everybody. Okay, but
Speaker 6: she'll do with me in front of her boyfriend, Okay,
Speaker 6: and it makes me kind of uncomfortable knowing that she
Speaker 6: has expressed interest in me and continues to kind of
Speaker 6: do these kind of jokes towards me. I mean, there's
Speaker 6: been time she's so so all right.
Speaker 1: So so is your I'm just trying to get a
Speaker 1: handle what your conflict is. You are friends with this woman.
Speaker 1: She's making like these sexual jokes to you, and they're
Speaker 1: making you uncomfortable. M hmm, Okay, why don't you just
Speaker 1: express to her that they're making you uncomfortable.
Speaker 6: I think I'm very afraid of direct conflict just in
Speaker 6: general in life, and I'm very afraid that she'll just
Speaker 6: completely withdraw herself. She'll feel like she can't joke at all,
Speaker 6: when in reality, it's just like I would appreciate it
Speaker 6: if she took it down or not. You know, she
Speaker 6: doesn't always need to be smacking my ass when I
Speaker 6: passed by her getting a beer in the kitchen or something,
Speaker 6: or she refers to me as you know, her side
Speaker 6: piece in front of her boyfriend, and you know, he
Speaker 6: had to laugh at it, but I feel like it's
Speaker 6: it's kind of rude and disrespectful to him.
Speaker 1: You know m hm, well does Okay, so you don't
Speaker 1: want her to be making all these sexual jokes to you,
Speaker 1: but you're afraid of direct conflict. Why are you afraid
Speaker 1: of direct conflict?
Speaker 6: I think a lot of it is just because I
Speaker 6: don't want to lose a friendship. You know, she's again,
Speaker 6: she's a very wonderful woman, just not anyone that I
Speaker 6: could see myself with, and I'm afraid that, you know,
Speaker 6: shooting her down like that is just gonna make her
Speaker 6: not want to.
Speaker 3: Be my friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I mean, you know, does listen, if this
Speaker 1: person is worth being friends with, uh, she will not
Speaker 1: explode at you when you tell her, uh not to
Speaker 1: smack your ass, And if she does, she's probably not
Speaker 1: worth being friends with.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, it's respecting boundaries.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And you know, I think there's a thing
Speaker 1: and I'm in the I'm sort of u labbing this
Speaker 1: out in my own human interactions, but I actually think
Speaker 1: that when you do establish these boundaries with people, you
Speaker 1: would think that they would get upset with you. But
Speaker 1: in reality, when you have these uncomfortable confrontations, there are
Speaker 1: they almost become like healing moments where the person is like, oh, shit,
Speaker 1: I didn't realize I was upsetting you. And then you're
Speaker 1: you get to explain your piece that you've been holding
Speaker 1: out on, maybe she explains some of her thoughts and
Speaker 1: pieces she's been holding out on, and then it actually
Speaker 1: goes from this thing that you thought was going to
Speaker 1: be a big explosive mess to to a healing moment.
Speaker 1: And if it does become a big explosive mess, then
Speaker 1: know why the fuck would you want to be friends
Speaker 1: with this person who's going off on you because you're
Speaker 1: expressing how you feel about this thing, versus the potential
Speaker 1: for it to be a healing moment that I'll actually
Speaker 1: make your friendship stronger. Either way, both are good outcomes
Speaker 1: because if it is an explosive moment, then you go, okay, great,
Speaker 1: I have no need to put my time and energy
Speaker 1: into this person anymore. And if it's a healing moment,
Speaker 1: then the friendship grows, so you only have things to
Speaker 1: gain from this.
Speaker 6: Des I've been worried, you know, it's just not the
Speaker 6: rest with her, but I've met so many people through her,
Speaker 6: and you know, just I guess, just kind of upsetting
Speaker 6: the social balance is always something that spoos me. So yeah,
Speaker 6: but it is a good sort of I guess vetting tool.
Speaker 1: Definitely. What do you mean by upset the social balance?
Speaker 6: Well, I I've not been the you know, the biggest
Speaker 6: social butterfly. You know, my social circle is more of
Speaker 6: a dot if anything. And to her, I've met a
Speaker 6: good half a dozen other people that have become fast
Speaker 6: friends and I really care for them. You know, We've
Speaker 6: gone camping together, uh well, planning on going to a
Speaker 6: rent fair and stuff like that. You know, it's it's
Speaker 6: been really good for me socially. And it's not only
Speaker 6: you know, the fear of losing that one friend, it's
Speaker 6: losing the connections that I've had with her because they'll
Speaker 6: feel like I feel like you know her and any
Speaker 6: friend group did some sort of conflicts, people tend to
Speaker 6: choose side and.
Speaker 1: Does does I want I want I want you, I
Speaker 1: want you to, I want you to, I want you
Speaker 1: to know something And I really do believe this. You
Speaker 1: deserve a lot better in this life then to feel
Speaker 1: as though the only shot you have at a social
Speaker 1: life is being gate kept by one individual person in
Speaker 1: your relationship with them. You should not feel like that.
Speaker 1: You deserve to feel a greater sense of abundance than that.
Speaker 1: It pains me to hear you. You you feel like
Speaker 1: you're you're shot at uh meaningful connections with other people?
Speaker 1: Is gate cap is geate kept by a singular entity,
Speaker 1: because that's that's not the reality of your world, even
Speaker 1: though you may think it is. And even if it is,
Speaker 1: which it is not. And everything to do with this woman,
Speaker 1: regardless it's not, it's a must important thing you should know.
Speaker 1: Even if it was, it wouldn't it wouldn't be worth
Speaker 1: it if you just had to put up with this
Speaker 1: woman's shit when you don't want to in the name
Speaker 1: of these other people. But there is so much more
Speaker 1: abundance for you than that. Do you do you understand
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: I yeah, it's you know, I'm just.
Speaker 4: It is it is.
Speaker 6: It's scary, though you're completely correct. I know where you're
Speaker 6: coming from. By the end of the day, you know,
Speaker 6: it's just putting myself out there has always been a
Speaker 6: fear of mine, and knowing her and knowing more people
Speaker 6: has helped me get over that. And so it almost
Speaker 6: feels like, yeah, it almost feels like I'm scared to
Speaker 6: hurt the person who I.
Speaker 2: Know has helped me totally.
Speaker 1: And it's it is. I know, I know it's scary.
Speaker 1: I know it's scary. It doesn't come that, it does
Speaker 1: not is for some people it just doesn't come natural
Speaker 1: to to to be able to put themselves out there.
Speaker 1: But and I said three times right, I'll say it
Speaker 1: again because it's the very important I feel like for
Speaker 1: you to understand, is that your social life, your ability
Speaker 1: to have meaningful connections with other people, is not, cannot
Speaker 1: should not be gate kept by one singular person, even
Speaker 1: if that person is awesome and not a douche. It's
Speaker 1: not gate capped by one person you have.
Speaker 6: You have is so awesome, she really is okay.
Speaker 7: But this is about even if, even if even if
Speaker 7: she is, even if she is dead, you your ability
Speaker 7: to have a fulfilling social life is not gate kept
Speaker 7: by any one entity.
Speaker 1: It's it's only uh uh, you know, affected by your
Speaker 1: personal willingness to put yourself out there. So really internalize
Speaker 1: that first of all. That's like step one. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying. All the shit now. I know
Speaker 1: it's a hard thing to actually do, especially if you've
Speaker 1: had so many years of it being difficult to put
Speaker 1: yourself out there. But I just I I hate you
Speaker 1: feeling like you know, it's this woman and her friends
Speaker 1: or complete isolation, you know, I mean, that's just not true.
Speaker 1: So I would say this two things. Feel comfortable with
Speaker 1: setting your boundaries with this person, and then learn how
Speaker 1: to put yourself out there. That could be another thing
Speaker 1: that we could talk about for another hour. Then I
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm you know, that's that's a
Speaker 1: whole other can of worms.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's multitudes do this that you know I'm
Speaker 6: holding back because I know I can't take this whole time,
Speaker 6: but I'm so thankful for you speaking to me.
Speaker 1: Man for sure, And okay, if we can't, and here's
Speaker 1: the thing, I just if I can say anything, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what the things are you're
Speaker 1: holding back. I don't know if it's like a mental disorder.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is that you're holding back
Speaker 1: on me. That is the thing that is blocking you
Speaker 1: from being able to put yourself out there. But I
Speaker 1: do believe even if you're not going to be even
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna be the fucking guy who goes
Speaker 1: out to a bar by himself and is like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: what we're doing? What are we doing? I do believe
Speaker 1: that there are avenues for you to put yourself out there,
Speaker 1: even within what you perceive to be uh your boundaries.
Speaker 1: So at least believe that.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: I'll believe in the you that believes in me.
Speaker 1: Awesome, thank you for calling GZ, Thank you good evening,
Speaker 1: you too. I like that guy. I like that guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the one, but she doesn't
Speaker 1: even matter because I hated the idea that he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I need to make sure I just like I need
Speaker 1: to make sure. I hated the idea that he was, like,
Speaker 1: my social life is dependent upon this woman, and so
Speaker 1: all of my actions and words have to revolve around
Speaker 1: did not not, as he said, not upsetting the social balance,
Speaker 1: which I don't. I don't know what has happened to
Speaker 1: him in his life or what has his thoughts have
Speaker 1: been to lead him there, but I want him to
Speaker 1: know it's not. He deserves better than to be there mentally,
Speaker 1: you know, And it's a tough for I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't have like a magical fucking pep talk or
Speaker 1: or or fairy dust to put someone towards the path
Speaker 1: of being able to put themselves out there more. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's whatever people who've written things about this that
Speaker 1: are a little bit more concrete on that, But I
Speaker 1: just I just, if anything, Step one is realizing he
Speaker 1: should not be there. I am a man on the
Speaker 1: internet in a Gecko costume in the sky, on the
Speaker 1: website where Swedish kids yell at each other and play Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Just remember that Hello, Hello, who is this?
Speaker 2: This is Keith? First of all, do you know bird jokes?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Awkward?
Speaker 4: Sorry Keith.
Speaker 1: It says here that you were almost fired after you
Speaker 1: a rap song that you made.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I made a rap song, very vulgar, you know,
Speaker 2: the first songs that I really made. So I was
Speaker 2: super excited to like kind of show it all off.
Speaker 2: So I showed it off to some people at work. Well,
Speaker 2: you know, probably not the smartest idea. And then uh,
Speaker 2: then there's this girl I got kind of intimate with
Speaker 2: and uh we stopped talking. Then she hit me up
Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, I made a rap song.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, let me hear it. I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's kind of vulgar, so uh she's like, oh come on.
Speaker 2: So I sent it to her and uh within.
Speaker 4: A couple of days she she told work, and I
Speaker 4: got called down to HR you know, and almost got
Speaker 4: fired for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, what exactly is vulgar about the song?
Speaker 2: Well, I can, uh, I can do a little snippet.
Speaker 4: For you if you like.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm nervous to hear it.
Speaker 2: But sure, okay, Well it's it's this isn't a very
Speaker 2: bad there's much more worse part. This is just like
Speaker 2: the favorite part that everyone loves. It goes, Uh, I'm
Speaker 2: a dreamer, I'm a mema conspiracy, believe a nine to
Speaker 2: eleven never happened? Got the mask, she's a clapping.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not that bad. What's the what what's the
Speaker 1: really bad part?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Well, they get me kicked off of twitch.
Speaker 2: Uh no, no, no, it's not like it's not like
Speaker 2: super bad.
Speaker 4: It's just like, uh sorry, I'm on the spot.
Speaker 2: So I'm like losing half the song. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of it because I I can
Speaker 2: typically sing it off the dome every time because I
Speaker 2: did so many takes.
Speaker 4: But it's a I'm gonna tell you what do you
Speaker 4: want me to go? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, I'm gonna tell you one time. I just
Speaker 2: want to fuck your bitch, but I know I never
Speaker 2: will because I'm muggling. Yeah, ship, Sorry, it's that's not
Speaker 2: that's not that bad.
Speaker 1: Well keep going. What's the really bad? What's the part
Speaker 1: that got you fired?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I didn't get fired for it. I just got talked
Speaker 2: to HR and they're like, oh, well, I know you
Speaker 2: got we know you got had a thing and she's
Speaker 2: just doing this out of spite, lad, But yeah, I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: HR talk to me like, this is a very fireable offense.
Speaker 2: You could uh get in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, HR told you that this woman was
Speaker 1: out of spite.
Speaker 2: They didn't exactly say that, but they're like, we understand
Speaker 2: why this person reported you, and we're not going to
Speaker 2: fire you because we know like kind of the ins
Speaker 2: and outs of what you guys had going on basically.
Speaker 2: And it's even funnier because they listened to the song
Speaker 2: and they're like, yeah, we listened to the song and
Speaker 2: it's not appropriate. So just hearing my boss and HR
Speaker 2: something they listened to songs is like, really, it's kind
Speaker 2: of embarrassing.
Speaker 1: But they didn't play it. They didn't play it with
Speaker 1: you in the room.
Speaker 3: So much worse.
Speaker 1: No, the worst part of the song.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, it's I'm a little fuzzled right now, so
Speaker 2: hold on, let me treat I'm a dream mama Mima conspiracy,
Speaker 2: believing that eleven happened, got the mask, She says, clapping
Speaker 2: in the bed.
Speaker 4: I'm a freak.
Speaker 2: Do sh It's so unique, like the sixty nine running
Speaker 2: around at leave that pussy week.
Speaker 4: Do this every week.
Speaker 2: It ain't nothing new every time we fuck. It sounds
Speaker 2: like a zoo all right, uh yeah, And then I
Speaker 2: talked about playing her stuff like a kazoo. But yeah,
Speaker 2: uh man, I.
Speaker 1: Just keep going this song? What that You can keep
Speaker 1: going if you know more lyrics?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't, or ship I could pull it up.
Speaker 1: There's Is there a part of the song that really
Speaker 1: bad that you don't want to tell me?
Speaker 2: No, No, there's just honestly, doesn't get super much worse.
Speaker 2: It's just me talking about I want to fuck every
Speaker 2: girl in the world basically.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean that's pretty standard this about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: But it's just like it's too vulgar for them, And
Speaker 2: they said that this isn't a part of our company
Speaker 2: and we don't want this kind of stuff reflecting back
Speaker 2: on us?
Speaker 1: What what is this? What is the company that you
Speaker 1: work for? Do you still work for these people?
Speaker 4: I do not work for them.
Speaker 2: And actually you would love this company, but uh hmmm
Speaker 2: do I because I honestly I left working there literally
Speaker 2: like a week ago. So uh but it is a
Speaker 2: giant candy company that I think you would love, and
Speaker 2: I kind of want to send you I kind of
Speaker 2: want to send you the link.
Speaker 4: To this place because you would love our stuff.
Speaker 2: World's dust everything?
Speaker 1: Is it Dylan's candy bar?
Speaker 4: It is not.
Speaker 2: Okay, you are okay, I'll tell you fucking I don't
Speaker 2: work there anymore. I don't plan going back.
Speaker 4: It is Albanese.
Speaker 2: So we make the world. They make the world the
Speaker 2: greatest gummies, all gummies.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's albant Oh wait I do wait, I
Speaker 1: actually do know wait yo, Okay, I actually do know Albanese.
Speaker 1: I used to work at a frozen yogurt storm and
Speaker 1: in the back they we would have these alban this
Speaker 1: giant fucking bag of Albanese uh sour gummy worms and
Speaker 1: they were and they were so fresh and chewy, and
Speaker 1: it's those are the Albaniese gummy worms are the best
Speaker 1: gummy worms I've had.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, honestly, all of our gummies are good.
Speaker 1: No, it's great. I make great things. So I let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Yes, if we were empathizing
Speaker 1: with the HR reps at Albanese, we were seeing things
Speaker 1: from their point of view, in what way do you
Speaker 1: believe you describing fucking somebody so loud that it sounds
Speaker 1: like a zoo is contradictory to uh, the mission of
Speaker 1: the Albanese Company.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Kind of a lot is just I mean, I guess
Speaker 2: it's my thing, is like, you know, it's my outside life.
Speaker 2: I don't see what the big deal is, but I
Speaker 2: get it that that they don't want this kind of
Speaker 2: Either're like I don't know. They're like, what are you
Speaker 2: trying to go? Dig in the wrap? I was like, no,
Speaker 2: it's just something to relieve stress. I'm very stressed out
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 4: Just I don't know, I enjoy it. It's fun.
Speaker 2: It takes my mind off things, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: What does this song even have to do with work?
Speaker 1: Why are we even talking about it with your HR rap.
Speaker 2: Is it like I have I enter the covers, showed
Speaker 2: it to because I showed it to co workers.
Speaker 4: That's what it was. So I I mean, I don't
Speaker 4: if you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure. So did you receive any punishment of any kind or.
Speaker 2: It was just to I did not. They just told
Speaker 2: me to like take it down, don't show anyone, which
Speaker 2: I did take it down. Well, you know, now that
Speaker 2: I don't work there anymore, I might have put it
Speaker 2: back up just so I can show my friends because
Speaker 2: I'm just showing people. You know, it's a it's a fun.
Speaker 1: Song, you know. I you know, Keith, I think I
Speaker 1: don't think you should work somewhere that is compromising. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know your personal values in this way. You know,
Speaker 1: if you believe that, you know, sex, money and drugs
Speaker 1: is important to you in your life. You know, if
Speaker 1: that's one of your values, then I think you should
Speaker 1: feel free to live life in that direction without the
Speaker 1: h I completely you're telling you what to do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I completely agree. It's not even.
Speaker 2: It's not even that's what my life revolves around.
Speaker 4: It's just I don't know, I like to don't.
Speaker 2: That's just the win my wrap. That's just what comes
Speaker 2: to mind.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what is next for you? Are you going
Speaker 1: to get a new job?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't exactly know what I want to do,
Speaker 2: but it's I'm glad I left there to stress off
Speaker 2: me and uh, I'm excited for a new and new future.
Speaker 1: Now, if you could be doing anything, if you could
Speaker 1: wave a magic wand and you you have whatever professional
Speaker 1: you desire, what would that be?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Any No, like, okay, a professional bowler, that'd be fun.
Speaker 1: Do you want us to boycott Albany's in your defense?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, I'm it's it's not that
Speaker 4: big of a deal.
Speaker 2: Well now there, Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Wasn't going to because I really do enjoy their their
Speaker 1: their gummy worms.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, no, don't boycount me. Yeah, eat up, man,
Speaker 4: I know you love the candy. I'll send you some
Speaker 4: if I could. Oh, I saw you got a peel box.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I haven't that that it's not active, but
Speaker 1: I'll get a new one.
Speaker 4: Ied.
Speaker 1: Uh, Keith, is there anything else you want to say
Speaker 1: to the people of the computer before we go? Uh?
Speaker 4: No, piece and loaf, Piece and loaf.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling Keith. Do you wait, actually, real quick,
Speaker 1: thank you real quick. Is there a place that we
Speaker 1: can see Do you want to plug a channel for
Speaker 1: this video? Where can we see it? Do you want
Speaker 1: to plug it here?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 2: I I I I took it down, but I was
Speaker 2: planning on putting it back up. So I don't have
Speaker 2: anything right now, but I will put.
Speaker 4: It back up.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you know? Do you have at least
Speaker 1: the name of the channel that you're gonna put it
Speaker 1: up on?
Speaker 2: Uh no, well, the channel that it was on was
Speaker 2: Jimmy's Jangles or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just came up with some stupid
Speaker 4: YouTube name.
Speaker 1: Okay, So if we go to YouTube dot com slash
Speaker 1: Jimmy's Jangles and you subscribe, are we gonna get a
Speaker 1: notification when you do put it up?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not gonna waste your time and try to
Speaker 2: figure out exactly what the U, R L and everything is.
Speaker 2: But I'm not it's something like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll figure it out, all right, Thanks for calling Keith.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a good night.
Speaker 1: They found the song okay, somebody all right, it looks
Speaker 1: like somebody posted the song in the chat. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do all right, I'm gonna all right. It
Speaker 1: was hosted eleven minutes ago. Okay, it looks like all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the song. Should we listen to it? Should we?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Fuck it, let's listen to it. I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: one time, I just want to fuck your bitch shine. No,
Speaker 1: I never will.
Speaker 3: Because of ugly airship pull.
Speaker 2: Man, if I could just see those fucking tits, I
Speaker 2: give you a high five.
Speaker 1: Let you finish it, and that ship I want to sue,
Speaker 1: I'll end up with the best bitch.
Speaker 2: She'll let me stuck a toe.
Speaker 1: Damn much as you split. She won't complaint, winn anywhere
Speaker 1: I want it, even.
Speaker 3: If it's a face.
Speaker 1: I'll pumble that ship.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding, old why, I'm just the bright side
Speaker 2: so fucking affection.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think it's ice time, just like the rims
Speaker 3: on my motherfucking rid fucking up at the because you
Speaker 3: know I'm that guy.
Speaker 1: I may look like a bitch, but don't give a stick.
Speaker 1: All I have to do is give your girl one vocal,
Speaker 1: give her that dick, and it'll have a book. My
Speaker 1: penis is the chef. Just watch a fucking cook. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try. Penis is the chef to watch it. Loven
Speaker 1: never happened, got the ASSISI clap up in the bed.
Speaker 1: I'm a freak guy.
Speaker 2: You should So you meet like a sixty nine running
Speaker 2: round that pussy week.
Speaker 1: I do the seven week. It ain't nothing new every time.
Speaker 1: The fuck it sounds like the dude so much random
Speaker 1: ship that we like to exclude too much to rep
Speaker 1: So I'll just name a few. We started with another
Speaker 1: It's gotta have some food. It's like you in the
Speaker 1: ass with a stick of band.
Speaker 2: Boot in between breaks, playing cards, me and you and
Speaker 2: you don't want to know what I do with the casu.
Speaker 1: This guy like I like to beat? Is this it
Speaker 1: is there?
Speaker 4: Any more?
Speaker 1: Is the rest of it? Is it over all right?
Speaker 1: It's over all right? Okay, Yeah, I would have fired
Speaker 1: you for that too. I'm on the Gummy Worm people's side.
Speaker 1: I think they did the right thing by causing you
Speaker 1: to lose your job because of making that No, I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding, but I think if the worst part, if
Speaker 1: the worst consequence you receive from making that song.
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 1: You are no longer allowed to work at a Gummy
Speaker 1: Bear factory. I think you made it out pretty good.
Speaker 1: I think it could have been far worse, and I'm
Speaker 1: happy it wasn't. And maybe this will give you.
Speaker 5: A new.
Speaker 1: Motivation to work further on your craft. And when you
Speaker 1: are topping the charts one day, eventually, I'll be happy
Speaker 1: to be there to say that I knew you. When
Speaker 1: the beacon goes on the line taking your phone calls
Speaker 1: every night, their beacon goes to I's teaching you Cloud
Speaker 1: in the mint of your life, but he's not really
Speaker 1: an expert.