1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:08,160 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that was making a living as 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: a scuba diving pizza delivery man. 3 00:00:10,480 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 2: Wow, soggy crust. 4 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:16,240 Speaker 1: He got let go because he kept eating the pizzas 5 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 1: halfway down and kept almost drowning. How yeah, yeah, what 6 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: how do you? 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 3: Obviously he regrets it now, I get it. 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 1: Laser Stories the segment where we read weird news stories 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,479 Speaker 1: around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we 10 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: have a laser and those other aquazas just don't. This 11 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Milwaukee. Thirty four year 12 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: old Daniel Barton was arrested three months ago for stealing 13 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:45,120 Speaker 1: a police car. 14 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 2: WHOA, that's one of those crimes that you don't really 15 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 2: think you're gonna get away with, right. 16 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, Because the officer had pulled him over for a 17 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: traffic stop. When Daniel saw his opportunity, he got out 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: and snuck behind the wheel, and, according to the report, 19 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: was caught on the dash cameras giggling as he drove off. 20 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 2: Is that actual audio him? 21 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: That's what he sounds like, childlike? According to the report, 22 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: he abandoned the car and tried to hide in a 23 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: garbage can, was quickly arrested and charged after that, so. 24 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 2: Not even good a hide and seek. 25 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: But as he awaited trial, officers thought they were done 26 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: with him till a few weeks later when two cops 27 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: were doing a routine traffic stop and one of them 28 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: noticed their own police car drive right by them. What. 29 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,679 Speaker 1: Within minutes, authorities flooded the area, finding the stolen squad 30 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: car just a few blocks away. And again, you know 31 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: who was at fault. Daniel tried to hide this time, 32 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: you get that. This time he was found inside a 33 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 1: local gym, giggling behind a treadmill. He's just such a 34 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: happy thieve. Because the cops say they are conducting a 35 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 1: review of our practic in the wake of all the 36 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 1: squad car thefts. They'll let all officers know the next 37 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: time Daniel gets released from jail. Oh my god. When 38 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: he yells into jail, he's like, now I'm hiding in 39 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: my cell. This next laser story is out of party 40 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: Central gender reveal gatherings almost always cause controversy for the 41 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: over the top off in dangerous ways that they try 42 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: to go viral with the big reveal. It's pretty bad 43 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 1: that's not the case, though, for one mom that's blowing 44 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: up on TikTok. In her video, the mom discovers she's 45 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 1: having another girl. Oh good for her. 46 00:02:34,639 --> 00:02:36,360 Speaker 3: Plus, you already have all the clothes ready. 47 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Of course. Hearing that sent her into a 48 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: full on rage what She starts pulling down party banners, 49 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: tearing her sash off, and pushing tables and chairs over. Finally, 50 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: one of the party guests gets control of the mom 51 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 1: and locks her in a bear hug to keep her 52 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: from destroying anything else. My god, my god, jeez. A 53 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: little In the video you could see all the party 54 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,240 Speaker 1: guests stand up. Some of them are totally confused, others 55 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: are shocked, and some get their phones out and record 56 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 1: the insane response. 57 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 2: My god, of course, please tell me the other daughters 58 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 2: that she has weren't there? 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: Of course. No one was on the mom's sides In 60 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: the comment Yeah, most people were saying that if you 61 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: feel that strongly about what you're having, you probably shouldn't 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 1: do a reveal party. Yeah, solid advice. Yeah, And the 63 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 1: majority of people said if they saw someone do that, 64 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: they would immediately take their gift back and leave. 65 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:37,119 Speaker 2: You. 66 00:03:37,720 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: However, there were a couple of people who were on 67 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: the mom's side, Brooke who said that pregnancy hormones can 68 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,560 Speaker 1: make you do crazy things. 69 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 2: I didn't have gender reveal parties. Did I find out 70 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 2: the gender before I had the baby? 71 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 1: So yeah, this next least of the story is out 72 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:58,080 Speaker 1: of Food News. Yay. In two thousand and seven, t 73 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 1: Pain wanted to buy you Ah, yes he did, But 74 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:06,200 Speaker 1: now he's frost Tea Pain and he wants to buy 75 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: you a frosty. Oh okay, I say that because Tea 76 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: Pain is officially teaming up with Wendy's to celebrate the 77 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:18,080 Speaker 1: return of the strawberry Frosty away. 78 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,960 Speaker 2: I don't know, but I think they only bring it 79 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,760 Speaker 2: back in the summer. Yeah, yeah, I think it's the 80 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 2: summer thing. But I really like that Tea Pain is 81 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 2: talking to me at every level of my existence. Like 82 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,040 Speaker 2: when he wanted to buy me a drink, I was 83 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 2: at that age. 84 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: Now I want, I do want to frost In twenty years, 85 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 1: he's gonna want to buy you a prune juice. 86 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 3: Yes, you know what I deal with that. 87 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: He even made a video on it, which you can 88 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: watch on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey right now, 89 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: and I'm going to play you a sample. So, ladies 90 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 1: and gentlemen, I give you frost tea pain just enjoy 91 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:00,160 Speaker 1: and maybe. 92 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:06,279 Speaker 2: I'm going to be taking bites like that. 93 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 1: Why don't he run Frosty's with strawberries? 94 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 2: I don't know, but he better talk about dipping fries 95 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 2: in that thing. 96 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know, at least nobody can say that 97 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: he sold out so much cool. 98 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 2: I'm so far this podcast some such thing as selling 99 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:20,600 Speaker 2: out anymore, Jess. 100 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: I don't know this for a fact, but when you 101 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: pick it up I assume the employees would appreciate it 102 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:28,000 Speaker 1: if you say thank you in auto tune voice. Yeah, 103 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,920 Speaker 1: so practice now, Okay, this next Lazer story is out 104 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 1: of Magic Mountains Central. 105 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 2: Oh is it happening? 106 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry this was more of a euphemism. Any ladies 107 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: out there think they've got the perfect boobs? Like it 108 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: over here? 109 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 2: I definitely don't. 110 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: Researchers at New York University just did a big study 111 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 1: to figure out what that might look like, meaning what 112 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: the average person thinks is ideal. I don't really want 113 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,800 Speaker 1: to hear this. Over one thousand men and women were 114 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 1: shown photos of twenty five different sets of knockers. 115 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 2: They get to ask were they fake or were they real? 116 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 2: You know what? 117 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,800 Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't a part of the survey, so 118 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: I don't know what they looked like personally, and. 119 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 3: A hard hitting boob news I'll hit harder with the 120 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 3: boobs next time. 121 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: But they had to rate how attractive they were, Okay, okay. 122 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,839 Speaker 1: Researchers took the five with the best ratings and combine 123 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:23,360 Speaker 1: them into one image to show what perfect boobs supposedly 124 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: look like. 125 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 2: Okay. 126 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 1: Not surprisingly, they're fairly perky, but not huge. The study 127 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 1: describes them as quote moderately sized. But here's the most 128 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: interesting inside second cup. 129 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:41,679 Speaker 2: I mean, like, do we got any measurements here? Very Brook? 130 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:44,760 Speaker 1: You can submit your photo to the website we can, 131 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 1: or we can put yours up on the Brook and 132 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: Jeffreys stories and have our listeners way on it. You know, 133 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 1: this is the most interesting part. Being symmetrical didn't really 134 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 1: matter that much, so they can be like triangles. 135 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:05,040 Speaker 3: No, no, they're different sizes than the perfect boobs in 136 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 3: their composite image are slightly different sizes, and the right 137 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 3: one hangs a little bit lower than the left. 138 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: In other words, perfect boobs actually have some imperfections. So 139 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 1: if you're listening right now and you're leaning to the 140 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: left thumbs up. You're good. 141 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 142 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: This guy though definitely not a boob man oh really no, 143 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: although back in twenty fifteen he was a thin and 144 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: guild guy for a little bit. Check out the gills 145 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,400 Speaker 1: on her oh oh, but he got over that after 146 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:38,000 Speaker 1: that year. Now that sound means Laser Stories has come 147 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,360 Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again, 148 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 1: same time on Monday.