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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the

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Speaker 1: new hits one oh six point one of The Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Six It's almost time for the Wheel of Misfortune, So Alex,

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Speaker 1: I know what that means. Yeah, spin the wheel, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: spin it. We there goes the wheel. It's spinning hand.

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Speaker 1: Oh eat your morning, Joe gross, Let's eat a pack

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Speaker 1: of coffee, instant, constant coffee English. I haven't had to

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Speaker 1: do this before and it was disgusting. It's in powderful horrible. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out who has to eat a pack of

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Speaker 1: powdered coffee in the Wheel of Misfortune. But before we

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Speaker 1: play the game, we have to meet the players. And

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Speaker 1: now the starting lineup for your jubil show at Executive Producer.

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Speaker 1: He takes baths in taco time, hot sauce, justin bars.

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Speaker 1: Happy for your birthday to an American role model, Miss

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Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian West. Oh wow, he's a guru in all

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Speaker 1: things indoor. He's a ginger English even I started playing

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Speaker 1: golf when I was three years old. Interesting fact. She

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Speaker 1: may not create conspiracies, but she'll believe them. Persh. I

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Speaker 1: need a new one to start, you know, kind of

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Speaker 1: I don't new conspiracy there, Yeah, I need a new one.

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Speaker 1: Text in four one or six one. I give Alex

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Speaker 1: a new conspiracy there to check out. Probably not even

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Speaker 1: listening to this right now, Hey, get off your phone

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Speaker 1: and start your show, JUMO for she really would rather

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Speaker 1: just keep reading my phone, But the big announcer voice

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Speaker 1: telling me to stop, So I guess have to stop

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Speaker 1: and we have to get into the wheel of misfortune.

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Speaker 1: So let's go. It's time for the Wheel of misfortune.

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Speaker 1: Our groovy executive producer Justin Barnes in studio the bag

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Speaker 1: full of names. He's going to reason into a sack

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Speaker 1: and pull out a name to see who will face

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Speaker 1: the funky time punishment. The wheel is bounced rolling and

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Speaker 1: skating with today. They'll be asked a trivia question which

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Speaker 1: will determine their fate or the fate of someone else

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Speaker 1: to shake Misfortune's groove thang. If they get it right,

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Speaker 1: they get to choose someone else in's studio to take

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Speaker 1: misfortune for them. All right, Justin, we spun the wheel earlier,

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Speaker 1: and the misfortune that someone is facing is having to

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Speaker 1: eat a packet of instant coffee, which is disgusting. So

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Speaker 1: pull her name from your sack and tell us who's

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Speaker 1: getting the misfortune Jeebil fresh? Yeah, okay, or don't want

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Speaker 1: to do this, soulfull I get it right? All right?

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Speaker 1: Ask me the wheel of Misfortune trivia question to see

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Speaker 1: if I have to eat this pack of instant coffee.

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Speaker 1: Most people know the name of the tallest mountain in

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Speaker 1: the world right now? What? Oh my god, Everest in Nepal.

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Speaker 1: Few where people know the name of the second highest,

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Speaker 1: But do any of you know that the next one

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty seven of the world's tallest mountains are

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Speaker 1: also located in Asia? Didn't think so? Definitely did not. Finally,

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Speaker 1: at number one hundred and eighty nine, sits Aconcagua. I'm

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Speaker 1: saying that wrong. It's not the highest mountain outside of Asia,

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Speaker 1: standing twenty two eight hundred and thirty eight feet tall

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Speaker 1: and located in the Andes Mountains of what South American country?

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Speaker 1: I should probably know? This should probably actually be very easy.

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Speaker 1: Should you three really specific hands in these question? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Andes Mountains, South America. Um, I'm going to go with Brazil,

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Speaker 1: South America, their own other South America. They are Brazil.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Brazil, all right, Standing over twenty two

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Located in the Andes Mountains of the

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Speaker 1: South American country of Argentina, I said, Argentina exactly. Are

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Speaker 1: called a booty Wednesday. It's that time call of Booty Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: my favorite things. Yeah, it's great. It's where you have

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Speaker 1: camping references. That was hilarious. And today we don't know

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Speaker 1: what the theme and you say, oh, we'll find out

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Speaker 1: when we play call off Booty. Went say, right after this,

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewel Show on Hits one of six point one.

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Speaker 1: Are you always in the move? I can bring neve.

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to tell you to do but try

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Speaker 1: to play cool. Maybe I ain't playing by your rules.

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Speaker 1: Everything look better? Interview? Are you always in the move?

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Speaker 1: I can bring neve. I ain't trying to tell you

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Speaker 1: playing by your rules. Everything better interview. I can never

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Speaker 1: I am not your It's not how you want from me.

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Speaker 1: and you siding it now. I'm in the move. Now

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Speaker 1: we are going in my bad room. We playing games

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Speaker 1: bring neve. I ain't trying to tell you to do,

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Speaker 1: I'm talking sneak back, take back days and the bodies.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I ain't playing by your rules. Everything to play

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Speaker 1: call like playing call of boot hair. You got that booty?

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Speaker 1: We got called of boot It's called of booty Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: That does not sound like you. We did the same

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Speaker 1: I am able to manipulate my voice very well. Alex

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Speaker 1: What we started doing call a booty Wednesday? And it

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like I'm like normal, you do them? And

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Speaker 1: She did, like you guys hired someone else to do it. No,

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Speaker 1: hell did that? Yeah? No, it's tinglish. Having here listening

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Speaker 1: call of boot Hair. You got that booty we got

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Speaker 1: really Boothead, Definitely not him Now I think he's a

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Speaker 1: Who's going to play Call of Booty Wednesday and see

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Speaker 1: is you can't be dirty, and you can't straight up

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Speaker 1: have one? Yeah, what is yours? Video games? I think

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Speaker 1: video games like that one that would be really funny.

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Speaker 1: All right, so you have to call your husband using

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Speaker 1: only video game lingo to describe your booty call. Okay,

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Speaker 1: graphic at all. You can only allude to what you

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Speaker 1: want to do with video game references. Do you think

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Speaker 1: that you can talk about video games sexily enough to

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Speaker 1: the bank to come meet you. I don't know. We're

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Speaker 1: not gamers. I mean it's I mean, can I go

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Speaker 1: it's video games? Okay, so your husband Leon doesn't play

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Speaker 1: video games at all, is what you're saying. No, that

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Speaker 1: makes it even better, it does. How weird is it

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Speaker 1: going to be when you call him and you're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: come play pong with me today? Can it be really weird?

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Speaker 1: What's pong? Pong is like one of the first video

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Speaker 1: games ever. It's just it's like two paddles and a

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Speaker 1: that's yeah, it's awful. And that's your video game knowledge

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Speaker 1: pretty much? All right, this is going to be a

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Speaker 1: train wreck Donkey Kong or Okay, donkey Kong could be

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Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah that might work. Yeah, good over

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Speaker 1: her Donkey Kong. That banana, Yeah a donkey Kong. See

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Speaker 1: Evan can help you out. Yeah, I go. This Donkey

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Speaker 1: Kong was fun though. Yeah, Donkey Kong was a good game.

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Speaker 1: assuming you don't live a very crazy life if that

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Speaker 1: Well great, this is gonna be our last show because

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Speaker 1: we're all going to be in jail now as an

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Speaker 1: accomplished Thanks a lot, Corey Feldman, your dit The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New

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Speaker 1: Hits one h six point one and then the Idiot

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Speaker 1: News Network where it's not just in the news. For Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: October twenty one, twenty twenty, let's send it on over

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Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh for your first story. Who's in Tennessee? Alex, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: are you in Tennessee? Yes, because you're the only ten

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Speaker 1: I see. Yes, very much. I wrote that very first

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Speaker 1: person to write that. Yeah, I made it all up

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Speaker 1: right now. Well, I am in Tennessee, and I'm trained

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Speaker 1: to watch Janelle Evans, who's an MTV Teen Mom star.

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Speaker 1: So she has three kids, three baby daddies, and she

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Speaker 1: just got a judge to sign off on a parenting

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Speaker 1: plan with her second baby daddy. Right, don't you guys

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Speaker 1: don't know anything about it or any of the teen moms,

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Speaker 1: But I watched it a lot. I know about the

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Speaker 1: Teen Moms because I've watched that show a few times.

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Speaker 1: I know they're all train wrecks. Yeah, I do know that,

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Speaker 1: not all of them. Not all of them. I have

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Speaker 1: like every season has like one crazy one and that's Janelle, okay,

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Speaker 1: and then usually the other ones are pretty good. And

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Speaker 1: I used to watch a lot of Teen Mom I

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Speaker 1: loved that show. I was a team mom. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: Janelle was a train wreck and she was mean. Like,

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Speaker 1: so she has an eleven year old Jase. That was

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Speaker 1: when she became a teen mom. So Janelle's mom, Barbara

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Speaker 1: has full custody of Jase. Oh wow, So she has

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Speaker 1: two more kids with two different people after Jase. She

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Speaker 1: is still with her third baby daddy. Does she have

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Speaker 1: custody of any of the kids. She has part custody

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Speaker 1: of one of them and one and then she's well too,

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Speaker 1: she's still with the third baby dad, so technically, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she still has custody. That one ends and then they're

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Speaker 1: like nope, oh kid goes with them. I wish they

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Speaker 1: applied like a rule where like the amount of times

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Speaker 1: you get to pop out a baby. I agree, I know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you can't say that because people say it's insensitive. Also,

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Speaker 1: can we be realistic and goes some people probably shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have a kid. Yeah, you need a license to drive

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Speaker 1: a car. Yeah, you have to be eighteen to vote

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Speaker 1: after you registered to vote. You can't drink twenty one

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Speaker 1: fellains can't vote like you know. You can do a

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Speaker 1: really simple test to see if someone's smart enough to

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Speaker 1: have a kid or not. Just go to their point

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Speaker 1: and if you can't figure out that your laptop goes

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Speaker 1: in a separate bend right away that you can't take

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Speaker 1: water through. Yeah, yeah, no kids for you. That's the test.

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Speaker 1: Well that's all I have from Tennessee. Here. We'll see

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Speaker 1: you know, and then next couple of years if Janelle

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Speaker 1: has custody of any of her kids. Thank you very much, Alex, Alex,

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Speaker 1: this's just coming in from the studio here at the

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Speaker 1: i N and the Idiot News Network. Rare idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. They report the news. I got

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Speaker 1: a great Tennessee joke for you. What I don't know,

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Speaker 1: are you in Tennessee? Not anymore? Are double never mind?

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Speaker 1: Then this is the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. And for our next story of

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Speaker 1: the day. Let's send it on over to English seven,

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Speaker 1: who's riding side saddle on a hop back well in

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Speaker 1: the Atlantic Ocean while smoking a pipe that sounds majestics.

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Speaker 1: It does no. I am actually in Maryland or Maryland,

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Speaker 1: depending on where you're from. But there is a lady

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Speaker 1: living life to the fullest. She is a World War

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Speaker 1: Two veteran and is one hundred and two years old

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Speaker 1: and just completed a lifelong dream of hers. She went

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Speaker 1: skydiving for the first time. And I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: calling her an idiot. I'm like kind of calling her

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Speaker 1: an idiot because I feel like, if you've made it

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Speaker 1: that far, why just like try and end the right now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And isn't your heart fragile at that point? I would

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Speaker 1: I was one hundred two years old, I probably would

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Speaker 1: just be like, I just hope the shoot does enough.

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Speaker 1: I'm just doing that's just so hopefully an accident happens.

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Speaker 1: I don't like to get a tandem with anybody else,

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Speaker 1: Just throwing me out by myself. I'll be fine. The

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Speaker 1: guy in the backs like, all right, we're gonna open it.

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Speaker 1: She's like, don't do it. Yeah, I don't open the

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Speaker 1: shoot I'm good. Yeah, oh my god. But oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: So the main reason that she went skydiving was because

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Speaker 1: she was inspired by none other George Bush. Oh wow,

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00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: know that George Bush. He's maybe done it a few times,

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Speaker 1: I guess. And she saw that somewhere. I think it

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Speaker 1: was mainly his gusto. Oh, she's just a big George

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Speaker 1: Bush fan, big George Bush. Yeah. Nothing else. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: that is all my story, Jewel, so sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. Thank you very much, English Evan. It is

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Speaker 1: the Iron n the idiot news network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. I'm Jewel Fresh and if I

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Speaker 1: was a young Nigerian Irish girl, I'd be a lot

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Speaker 1: more successful than I am now. So weird, comebo? How

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Speaker 1: many times have I said that before? A group of

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Speaker 1: Nigerian Irish teenagers decided to use their free time during

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Speaker 1: lockdown to create a new app that's winning awards worldwide.

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Speaker 1: The three overachievers who are making us all look bad

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Speaker 1: consist of one fifteen year old and two seventeen year

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Speaker 1: old girls, and they spent three months working on an

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Speaker 1: app called Memory Haven that helps people with dementia. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: it's a collection of games and tasks that help prevent

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Speaker 1: memory loss. And it's just won them another award at

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Speaker 1: a huge international competition, being out fifteen hundred other teams

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Speaker 1: from sixty two countries. Wow, well, they don't sound like

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Speaker 1: idiots at all. They do not. Well, it's a big

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Speaker 1: news story and I feel like it makes us look

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Speaker 1: like idiots can be us a lot of times. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So they're about to be very rich and successful all

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Speaker 1: because they applied themselves. Makes you think sometimes some people

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Speaker 1: are born smarter than others. Yeah. My only skill set

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Speaker 1: is slinging fart jokes like a madman, because I chose

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Speaker 1: to spend my teenage years sitting in a parking lot

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Speaker 1: drinking old English. But you do it well, Yeah, gifty

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Speaker 1: is what God gave you. Job, lady, job, get to

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Speaker 1: the I n N is done for the day, the

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Speaker 1: same time tomorrow. Nothing lose yo job. You're about to

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Speaker 1: lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job because

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Speaker 1: nothing that was the i n N the Idiot News

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Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Hey report

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Speaker 1: the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report. This is I n N News. The Jubil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits

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Speaker 1: one oh six point one. It's another Jubil phone frame

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Speaker 1: mornings only on the New Hits one oh six point one. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Sunshine calling for airlines. I was looking for Carmen.

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Speaker 1: This is common. Hey Carmen, how's the day going. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me what's going on. Well,

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00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 1: my day's going okay. I mean I've had better, I've

546
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Speaker 1: had worse. You know, any day above ground as a great. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's my Grandpapa always said. But it's not about me.

548
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Speaker 1: I was just calling to check in on you. We

549
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Speaker 1: lost your bags, I know, yeah, Yeah, I know, I know.

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00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: I need to know where where it is? Yeah, And

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00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: that is a good question because I couldn't imagine being

552
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: obak right where you at? Where you know? Again, I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry I didn't look into your flight information. I just

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Speaker 1: just looking for the bags. We're in Orlando, Florida. Nice Sunshine, jealous.

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00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:33,400
Speaker 1: Have you found my bags or not? That's going on? Well, yes,

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00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: great news. Your luggage has been located. Okay, where is it?

557
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: I was told that we can either pick them up

558
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: or that you're going to deliver them to our airbnb.

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Speaker 1: That is correct. That's exactly what we could do if

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00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: we had the bags. So what do you mean. I

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Speaker 1: was just you know, if we had located that. Well,

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Speaker 1: we did locate them. We found your bags, is the thing.

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Speaker 1: We didn't find them what we lost them again? I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry what I don't know. I don't know if you're

565
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Speaker 1: bags have legs or wheels because they keep running away. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not funny, Like the world is terrible right now,

567
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: and like we were just trying to like get away

568
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Speaker 1: lose the bags, and now you're you lost them again

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Speaker 1: once you found him, and then I think Chuck, who

570
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Speaker 1: works here with me, I think you put him on

571
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Speaker 1: the wrong conveyor belt or something. So we're trying to

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Speaker 1: track them down again. Are they at the airport? That

573
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: my bag at the airport? And that's what we like

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Speaker 1: to call a good question. I'm not entirely sure. You

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Speaker 1: said you found my bags and then lost them again. Well,

576
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: we found them and then Chuck over here must have

577
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: chucked them in the wrong bin or something. That's funny.

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00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 1: I haven't even used iron sold that guy all. Oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: your name is what was your what was your name? Sunshine?

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Speaker 1: Your name is Sunshine okay, and you said Chuck. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Chuck is he works here with me, and I'm pretty

582
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: sure it's him. Moo screwed up. But no matter what,

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Speaker 1: we don't have your luggage right now. Well what am

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00:31:57,880 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: I supposed to do about my trip? And you find

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00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: it and then you lose it again? Hey, we had

586
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Speaker 1: to buy all this stuff? Is it is? You know?

587
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Speaker 1: My name is Sunshine and my parents always told me

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Speaker 1: look at the bright side in life. Stop laughing, Sunshine. Okay, ma'am,

589
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can tell that you're upset, and I'm

590
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Speaker 1: trying to do all I can to have a nice,

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Speaker 1: pleasant attitude hopefully lift your spirits a little bit. And

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Speaker 1: I was going to point out, hey, at least you're

593
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:24,880
Speaker 1: in Florida, not a whole lot of need for clothes. Okay,

594
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: I need my clothes, I need my stuff. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come down there. I'm gonna come down

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00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: there right now. I'm gonna and I'm gonna stand and

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00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: scream until somebody finds my damn bag. Also, I want

598
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Speaker 1: to talk to your supervisor and anybody else who's in charge.

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00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to speak to Chuck? He's the guy

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Speaker 1: that last saw your bag. I could talk to him

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Speaker 1: if you want. Yes, we put Chuck on the phone,

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Speaker 1: all right, okay, man, one second, I'm gonna put him

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Speaker 1: on right now. Okay, yeah, Hello, Hello, Hello Chuck, Chuck. Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Sunshine again. Did you guys talk? No, nobody said

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Speaker 1: a word. I should have told you Chuck's mute hasn't

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Speaker 1: said a word in thirty years. You put me on

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Speaker 1: the phone with someone who can't even talk. Oh my,

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Speaker 1: I can't even believe we went on this trip to

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00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: begin with it like it's just ruined. Well, you ruined it,

610
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: made it work. Well, I should tell you that your

611
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: friend Mike's actually down here to pick up your luggage.

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00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: So what, Oh, this is actually Jewil from the Jewil

613
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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Wait what your

614
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: friend Mike set you up. He said that the airline

615
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: called with your luggage and he was actually going to

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Speaker 1: pick it up right now. Oh my god, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: kill him. He's got my bag. You're not the airline.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was freaking out so much. Oh

619
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Speaker 1: my god, And I've yelled at somebody who might be mute,

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00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: yelled at you, yelled at a mute baggage handler. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and I think you feel really bad about that. Well,

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Speaker 1: we did lose my bag to be fair, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks, we say mornings.

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Speaker 1: It's find Jebil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and

625
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 1: the new hits one oh six point one First Date

626
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Speaker 1: follow up. The email that we got for today's first

627
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Speaker 1: date follow up just said, please, the worst thing ever

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Speaker 1: happened on my first date and I want another chance.

629
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Speaker 1: It didn't go into detail about what the worst thing

630
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:21,399
Speaker 1: ever is. Oh, but hopefully Silas who's on the phone

631
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up? Right now? We'll tell

632
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: us Silas. What's up man? How are you? Hey? Guys,

633
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm all right. You know, kinda had an awkward experience,

634
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: but I'm doing all right. Okay. Yeah, your email didn't

635
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 1: say much. It said that you went out with a

636
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: girl what's her name? Her name is Cally Kelly, and

637
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: it said the worst thing ever happened, and I don't

638
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: want to know what that is just yet. I want

639
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 1: to find out about her first. So how did you

640
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,919
Speaker 1: meet Kelly? Oh? We met online and we've been talking

641
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: for a while actually, and I didn't think it was

642
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: going to transition to like, actually do it? Did date?

643
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: So when she said yes, I was like, oh, yeah,

644
00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: this is gonna be awesome. Okay, and you know, basically

645
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: that's where the terror ensued. A terror in right what

646
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: could have possibly been so bad? Okay? So I um,

647
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,800
Speaker 1: I have developed a hemorrhoid. Okay, okay, Oh no, I

648
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: think everybody's had maybe yeah, you have a hemorrhoid. And

649
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: and that's why you think she's not calling you back?

650
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: Well sort of at the date, I was pretty tense

651
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,239
Speaker 1: and like I was sitting really tensely, just kind of

652
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: like nervous, trying to make a good impression. And I

653
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: did you not? I am sitting at the table and

654
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: my hemorrhoid burst? Who what happens? I've never had a hemorrhoid?

655
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: Is it like that blood? Yeah, well it's pain. I've

656
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: never had one burst, but they're painful. It's like a

657
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: mushroom cloud, like if an atomic bomb goes off. Is

658
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: that what happened? She was like, and then you shot

659
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: up through the roof? Is that what happened? No? I mean,

660
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: thank god, it wasn't that bad. First of all, the

661
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: steering pain, like my face must have just like contorted,

662
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: and then I just kind of just made a brief

663
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: excuse and ran to the bathroom clinch and simultaneously clinch

664
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: at the same time. Oh wow. So oh, I think

665
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 1: Evan just like wanted to brag that he's ever had yeah,

666
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: ragging moment. Yeah, seriously, I'm sorry, Silence that you had

667
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: to call up here and it was so insensitive of

668
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 1: English rubbed in our face that he's never had a hemorrhoid,

669
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: very just trying to tell him it's like a very

670
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: common thing, like right, okay, yeah, and it's painful. Yeah,

671
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: I know it sounds it. It's itchy and painful and

672
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: it's not fun. Yeah, it's some preparation NAT up there,

673
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: and it's still not that I know of that medicine.

674
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: I know. Well, next, well the first time you have

675
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: a hemorrhoid, go to the drug star and grab yourself

676
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: in preparation, which hazel paths. It just goes on the outside. Okay,

677
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: So it's like a coaching, right, Silence. I don't even

678
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: know if we need to talk about your data anymore,

679
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: or if this has now just become the hemorrhoid Hour

680
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: on the Jewel Show. Yeah, I mean we can talk

681
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: about this for if y'all want. Okay, well, I think

682
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: we could talk about this for a very very long time.

683
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 1: But let's get back into your date. So I do

684
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: know that when I hammerhids why I've heard, I haven't

685
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 1: had one, but they're they're like, it was it a

686
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 1: lot of blood or was it not that much? It

687
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: was a fair amount of blood. And that was kind

688
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: of the panic I had once I got to the bathroom.

689
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,600
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting in there and I don't know what

690
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: to do, and so I basically I rushed back to

691
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: the table and I was just like, look, I've got

692
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: a family emergency and I just have to go. I'm

693
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: so sorry, and just bailed. And she thinks that you

694
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: didn't like her at all. Yeah, she has to. Yeah,

695
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: probably people use that excuse probably all the time. One

696
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: day it's like, I have a family emergency. Yeah, but

697
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 1: you actually didn't. Actually you had an emergency. You did

698
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: have an emergency, that for sure. Yeah. The worst part

699
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: is she was awesome, and I thought the date, like

700
00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: I was a little nervous, but I thought it was

701
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: going really well. And so I mean that's why I

702
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: reached out to you guys, because I was just like,

703
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: if I can get this, like, if I can get

704
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: another chance with it, I would be so happy because

705
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: she's awesome. Okay, well, I'm guessing she hasn't talked to

706
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: you after that. I mean, it sounds like everything went

707
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: horrible that and I'm basically mortified to reach out to

708
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 1: her because if she saw anything, that's just like, yeah,

709
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: all right, well we'll play a song and then come

710
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: back and see if we can get you and your

711
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: hem right another date? Okay, thanks guy, Yeah, all right,

712
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. Jewel Show on Hits one of

713
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 1: the new Hits six point one first Date follow up

714
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a first date follow up,

715
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: and today's first Date follow up is sponsored by Preparation H.

716
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: It's really not you really sounded like a real radio

717
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: house when you started that intro, You're like, well, do

718
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: you welcome back to the first date follo up sponsored

719
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 1: by Preparation H. Get it right, get it tagged. I

720
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 1: should wow, pretty good at this? Did you prep that?

721
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 1: I think we have at H? I Preparation hed it

722
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: just like Silas, who's on the phone right now. See

723
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: that's how professional I am. I didn't even remember the

724
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: name of the dude that's on the phone. But anyway,

725
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: Silence is on the phone for a first date follow up.

726
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: Why we're talking about preparation, h because Silas had a

727
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: horrible thing happened to him. He met this girl named

728
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: KLi online. He was really into her, but on the date,

729
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 1: apparently his hemrhid took over and it busted, right, Silence, Yeah,

730
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: that's pretty much is the horror story of my weekend. Yeah,

731
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: he ran to the bathroom because he knew that this

732
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: had happened, and then he decided that the only thing

733
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: he could do was to get out of there. So

734
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: he went back to the table and told his date

735
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 1: that he had a family emergency, and then he bounced

736
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: and he shuffled. Yeah, he shuffled. He didn't bounce out

737
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 1: of there. Yeah. It was as least amount of friction

738
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: that I could have as the way I moved. My

739
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: only question from your story was did you sit down

740
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: in your chair when he came back or did you

741
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: just stand at the table and be like, oh, I

742
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: got a family name. All I can think about that

743
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,799
Speaker 1: chair from now? Oh? Absolutely not. I did not sit down.

744
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 1: I didn't sit down till I got to the car.

745
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: And then I barely sat. I was just kind of

746
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: like holding myself up on the steering wheel. Okay, well

747
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: he's not getting a call back, and he knows why

748
00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: everything went wrong on the date. It was very awkward

749
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: for him, and leaving like that, you can understand why

750
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: she's not called on you back. Oh yeah, I mean absolutely. Okay,

751
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 1: So our goal here is to get her on the

752
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: phone and see if she'll go out with you again,

753
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 1: if we can convince her, because it probably was not

754
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: a good date on her end. But are you ready

755
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: to call her? Let's do this all right? Here we go?

756
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: Hello him a speak to callie please? Yeah, this is

757
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: her callie. How are you? This is Jebil from The

758
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: Jewil Show. Do you know what that is? No? I

759
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: actually didn't really get what you said when you Yeah,

760
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: my name is Jebil. I host a radio show called

761
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: The Jewil Show consists of Me, Mahatas's wife, Alex free

762
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: as Me and English OVN. Hello. Is there like a

763
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: reason you're calling me? We got an email about you

764
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: from somebody? Okay, cool, Well, we do a segment on

765
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: our show where if you go out on a date

766
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 1: with someone and then end up not calling them back.

767
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 1: They can email us to get you on the phone

768
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. And have you been on

769
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: a lot of dates recently No, So it kind of

770
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 1: narrows it down to, is that a guy named Silas?

771
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: It is a he wants to know why you're not

772
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: calling him back. Really, I kind of got the impression

773
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: he can get out of there fast enough. Yeah, he

774
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: told us a little about your date. He said, it's

775
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 1: kind of awkward at the end of it, at least. Well,

776
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: I don't really know how that could be anything to

777
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: do with me, considering that the evening seemed to not

778
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 1: have a whole lot to do with me on his

779
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: end anyway, Why do you say that? Uh? I don't know.

780
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,239
Speaker 1: Like he had his phone on the table and there

781
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 1: was just a lot of text messages and they all

782
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: looked like they were from his mom, And then she

783
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: tried to call him twice and he just kept on like,

784
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: you know, like declining to call me. Sorry, sorry, you know,

785
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: like it's six pm on a Friday, Like, why is

786
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: your mom calling you so much? Yeah? So his mom

787
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: was calling a bunch. Yeah. So then he like all

788
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: of a sudden gets up and like right after she

789
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: called him a second time and like runs to the

790
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,879
Speaker 1: bathroom and the next thing I know, he's coming back

791
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 1: and he like just literally was like I got a

792
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: family emergency. I gotta go. I'm like, really, what your

793
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: mom can't stand that you're on a date, Like okay,

794
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: sang hi wow, I don't know. So that's why you're

795
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: not calling him back? Because of the phone calls from

796
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: his mom. Well, just that and the fact, I mean

797
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: like seriously, we hadn't even gotten a chance to order

798
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 1: food yet, Like, yeah, he got that many text messages,

799
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 1: that many phone calls and then he just dips. We're

800
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: past that age of me being okay with a mom's boy.

801
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,759
Speaker 1: We're adults now, you know. Yeah, Okay, Well there is

802
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: more to the story, okay, And I don't want to

803
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: tell you. I don't feel like it's my place to

804
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,319
Speaker 1: tell you his truth. I don't feel like it's my place.

805
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: It's not my place. You know whose place it is, though.

806
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: Kelly on the phone right now. Yeah, Yeah, you're smart.

807
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: He is on the phone listening to this conversation. Are

808
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: you serious he's on the phone right now, Yes, he is. Silence, Hey, Hi, Silence,

809
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: do you want to tell her, or do you want

810
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: me to tell her? Or do you want Alex to

811
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,799
Speaker 1: tell her? Orlish? Even honestly, I feel like the only

812
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 1: one that can bring some grace to this is English Evan,

813
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 1: even though he doesn't know anything about the specific situation, personally,

814
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 1: I feel like he can deliver it the batch. Okay,

815
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 1: I can. I can try so, Callie. You know how

816
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 1: some people when they try and like push too hard,

817
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: we might get like an internal issue, external issue or

818
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:28,600
Speaker 1: external like I think it's it's as it was explained

819
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: to me, it's called a hemorrhoid. Okay, yes, Well, Silas,

820
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 1: on your date, a hemorrhoid erupted inside of him outside.

821
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: It's outside, it's so it's just hanging out. Yeah, oh

822
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: my god, Silas, this has all gotten confusing, Kelly, I'll

823
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: just drop it up for you. Silence had a hemorrhoid

824
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 1: on your date. It was embarrassed in wanted to leave,

825
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: so he made up that he had a family emergency

826
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:57,439
Speaker 1: to get out of there. Terrible. Is the wrong person

827
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,359
Speaker 1: to try to explain that. I wanted to go into

828
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 1: detail that it actually was hilarious, very that's why he

829
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: left abruptly, Silas, is that true? Yes, Like the thing

830
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: the worst part about it was I thought everything was

831
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 1: going pretty well up to that point, and I'm just

832
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I bailed. Okay, I mean that

833
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: explains some why the heck was your mom calling you

834
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: so much? Like the biggest thing wasn't even just that

835
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,279
Speaker 1: you left. I mean, that was definitely part of it,

836
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 1: but it was also like your mom just kept calling you. Yeah,

837
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: you know, I get that, and I swear I'm close

838
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: with my mom, but I'm not a MoMA's boy. I

839
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: think I was so excited about her date because I've

840
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: just really enjoyed talking to you and getting to know you,

841
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: and I think that that maybe indicated too much to her,

842
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: and so she read more into it than I wish

843
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: she had. That on top of a hymn, right, Okay,

844
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: I was actually really looking forward to meaning you too,

845
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: because like we have been having really good conversations. I

846
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:02,600
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe that's why I took it as so

847
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:05,720
Speaker 1: much more of a letdown. Well, because I was actually

848
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: pretty excited too. Well, there you go. Both of you

849
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: guys were excited. It's just bad timing for there's really

850
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 1: no good timing for him, right, But really, really bad

851
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: time for him, right, and also his mom was calling

852
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: a bunch because apparently he was raving about you. So, Kelly,

853
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,880
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date with

854
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: Silas and his royd? We'll pay for it. I'm not

855
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 1: I'm not paying for that. Can I be cleared? We're

856
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: good now, you're on good terms. What do you think

857
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 1: would you? I mean, yeah, I can see how like

858
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: it was just kind of a perfect storm of awkwardness.

859
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: So like, sure I'd go on another date with you.

860
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,879
Speaker 1: We did it, and that certainly doesn't happen. It doesn't. Yes,

861
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Ally, thank you so much. You will not

862
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: regret it, all right, I'm good? All right? Well, successful

863
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: first date and follow up also very educational and we'll

864
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 1: play a song in that time. We'll google pictures for Evan. Yeah, yeah,

865
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: first date, follow up. The Jewels Show on demand only

866
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one oh six point one.

867
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits one oh

868
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: six point one. Remember, if you want to tell us

869
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, all you have to do is

870
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: text us four one oh six one. You can tell

871
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: us whatever you want. This is a judgment free zone.

872
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: Unless we decide it's worth judging you for, in which

873
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: case we will judge. Yeah, but you can tell us

874
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 1: whatever secret you want, and we always keep you anonymous.

875
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 1: Nobody will find out who you are. That's why you

876
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: can tell us whatever. Um, we don't even ask your name.

877
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 1: We just give you an anonymous nickname so that nobody

878
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 1: knows who you are. And on the phone right now.

879
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: Kind of cool to hear from this person. It's been

880
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 1: a while, Iggy Azalea. Yeah, Hey, you still fancy hello?

881
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: Do you guess not just a little bit of that swag?

882
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: Huh no, Yeah, I've I've changed over the years. Yeah,

883
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: it sounds like a lot a little all right, What

884
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 1: is your dirty little secret, Iggy Azalea. Oh let's see. Um,

885
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,399
Speaker 1: I haven't told anybody this, not even like my really

886
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: close friends or or anybody. And I'm a little hesitant

887
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: to reveal this to you because if I know, it

888
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 1: affects a lot of people. Okay, so we said earlier,

889
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: you know this is a judgment free zone unless it's

890
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 1: something you should be judged for. Are we going to

891
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: judge you in a second? I mean you might if

892
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: it's happened to you. Uh yeah, no, yeah, you will.

893
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean I judge myself. Okay, right, we won't judge you,

894
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: you know, while you're on the phone. But what is

895
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? My my dirty little secret is

896
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: that I'm not a very good um parker in a

897
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:47,479
Speaker 1: car like parking. Um, that's not so much the secret. Okay,

898
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that have that secret, and

899
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: not even a secret if you're a bad part yeah.

900
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: Uh well, the go along with it is that I am.

901
00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: I hit a lot of cars while I'm parking, and

902
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: not just like a bumper kiss or anything like that,

903
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 1: like iding cars scratches. Like how often are you talking? Uh?

904
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: At least at least once or twice a week? I mean,

905
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: where are you parking? That is so congested. I don't

906
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 1: want to say what I do for a living, but

907
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 1: I use a vehicle quite a bit, So I am

908
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: I'm moving around a lot and uh, you know, parking

909
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: in the tight spaces, are trying to squeeze into things

910
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,880
Speaker 1: or just just not looking and I ding cars and

911
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: and you don't leave notes or anything. No, I do

912
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: leave a note. I leave a little note saying, you know,

913
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 1: like hey, sorry, sorry, scratched I did in your car,

914
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: so sorry, But and also did you leave your phone number? Well,

915
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: I leave a phone number, Oh my god, your actual

916
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: phone number on it. No. The other thing is I

917
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,439
Speaker 1: use the same fake number over so somebody's getting phone

918
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: calls from me will being like, yeah, can we take

919
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: care of the scratch you did in my bumper? And

920
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: they're like what why does this keep happening to me? Wow?

921
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:09,480
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought about baby trying to actually get

922
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: better at parking? Well? Well, of course, yeah, Like I

923
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: feel guilty that I do this, but like with my job,

924
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: like I'm going places I don't have time to go

925
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: take a parking course. They don't offer those. I mean,

926
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: it's not that hard to part without hitting cars. People

927
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 1: don't usually just go around parking hitting cars usually. Yeah,

928
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: I do really careless. Yeah, no, I'm not careless. It's

929
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: just you know, it's sometimes like that. Usually I ding

930
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 1: a car to leave a little mark on the paint

931
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 1: or a chip or whatever. Well, I would have to

932
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 1: think that you might be a little careless, because it

933
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: sounds to me like a careless person would go, I mean,

934
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: what are you supposed to do get better at parking?

935
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: I can't do that? Okay, yeah, maybe maybe I'm a

936
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: little careless, but you know, it takes two cars to park,

937
00:49:56,760 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: so it's their fault. Now you're blaming the other car that'

938
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,359
Speaker 1: hard car. Well, you know it's you know, sometimes cars

939
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 1: aren't perked that well, I didn't park those cars. They

940
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: deserve to be hit, Yeah they do. I deserve. But

941
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,040
Speaker 1: it's understandable that if it's you know, parked that way,

942
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 1: it's it's not the safest or the most you know,

943
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: I hit cars. Okay, I'm not. I'm not like sponsored

944
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: by them or anything, but Tesla do make cause to

945
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: park themselves. Have you ever thought about that? Yeah? I

946
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: bet if I had a test, I could figure out

947
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: how to ding another car. All right, well we judged you. Yeah,

948
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: so you're right it did happen. Yeah, yeah, I kind

949
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,680
Speaker 1: of figured you guys would. And if it's ever happened

950
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 1: to you, yeah, I know I deserve it. What's your

951
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jewels Show on demand only on

952
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio and the New Hits one h six point one.

953
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: Alex's Worst Person in the World Today. Who's Alex's worst

954
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 1: person in the world today? Talkative uber drivers? Oh wow,

955
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 1: I think everybody out there just agreed with you except

956
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,359
Speaker 1: for the talkative uber drivers. Yeah, I didn't even want

957
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: to say a wold to like like a wood juble.

958
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 1: How many times have we been in the back of

959
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: an uber and they keep talking to you, and like

960
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,800
Speaker 1: both of us are like either like waiting for the

961
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: other person to respond. So it's silence just to see

962
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: how long it'll take to see if people will even respond,

963
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: because he makes me respond every time, and I was like,

964
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: I just stopped doing it. I was just about to

965
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: say that this has actually caused legit argument in minding

966
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,600
Speaker 1: alex relationship. It has. I will get in an uber

967
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,839
Speaker 1: or a lift or whatever, and immediately my nose gets

968
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: buried on my phone, like I do not want to

969
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,400
Speaker 1: have a conversation with you. They always they'll just butt in.

970
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: Sometimes they'll be like, hey, so where are you going?

971
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 1: Where you am I? You know, and I'll just look down.

972
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: But if the two of us are in the car,

973
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,520
Speaker 1: if Alex and I get in a lift or an

974
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: uber together, I do the same thing. And then she

975
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: always has to take the heat and has to talk

976
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,239
Speaker 1: to him because they have to talk to one of us.

977
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: And we don't argue that much. But one time we

978
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 1: were arguing and she was really upset about it, and

979
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: she brought it up and she's just like, and then

980
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: you never talk in an Uber and you always let

981
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 1: me have to deal with it. I don't want to

982
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: have to talk to him any time. Why don't you

983
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: put him to slack and talk to him once in

984
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,239
Speaker 1: a while. I'm just like, did you not notice that?

985
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: I just didn't respond to him? And there was a

986
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: really awkward silence, and I'm like waiting to see if

987
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: you do, and you never do, And it's like, why

988
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: do you always make me do it? I don't want

989
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: to do I don't want to say a word to them.

990
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 1: Why do you make me do it every single Timely

991
00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 1: Amazing couples Counseling, It's like, what's the big issue in

992
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: your relationship? Well, Uba doesn't he doesn't talk to the

993
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: Uber driver. It always makes me talk to him. And

994
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: then the last couple of times that we've been in

995
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: a ride share car, I've made an effort to be

996
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: the one to talk to them, and then we get

997
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: out and I'm always like, you see what I did there?

998
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, I did, thank you. I definitely didn't. But

999
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: they just don't care. So the weird thing to me

1000
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: is I mean, we're not asking questions back and we're

1001
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 1: like giving one word answers or like you can definitely

1002
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: tell in our voices that we're not wanting to talk back.

1003
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:48,279
Speaker 1: So why do people continue to talk back? I don't know.

1004
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: Maybe they're unaware, you know, or they I don't understand it,

1005
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,200
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of times where it's very obvious

1006
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,359
Speaker 1: you don't want to talk to the driver, but they

1007
00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:57,319
Speaker 1: just continue and continue and continue. And by the way,

1008
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: text en four one six one, because I want to

1009
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: know all of us are in a e on this.

1010
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's anybody out there who really really

1011
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: likes the talkative uber drivers. Well, I think there are

1012
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: some like the extroverts there house, you know, and this

1013
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: isn't a race thing, and but I do feel like

1014
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: white uber drivers are the ones who NonStop talk. They do.

1015
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: And if you notice when it comes uber drivers or

1016
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: the drivers whatever, there's there's like three classifications of white

1017
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 1: Uber drivers there. As we've had this conversation. Because here's

1018
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: the thing. If you're driving lift or uber, be proud

1019
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: of it. You're doing a job right, right, and it's

1020
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 1: a hard job. You have to drive around drunk people

1021
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: two'clock in the morning. You know, you're grinding, you know. Yeah,

1022
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: And some of these guys like that's their job, that's

1023
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: what they're doing. But the white Uber drivers always feel

1024
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 1: guilty about driving Uber, like they shouldn't be, and they'll

1025
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: always explain to you why they're driving Uber. If you're

1026
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: young and white and driving Uber, it's always like they

1027
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: always say something like, well, I'm just doing this because, like,

1028
00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: you know, my other job, I'm a project manager at Amazon,

1029
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: you know, making a ton of money. But on the

1030
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: way home, I'm like, why not fire up the Uber

1031
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 1: and make a couple of extra dollars. Like they're like

1032
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: at they're a like they're an entrepreneur, you know, but

1033
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 1: they're just doing Uber because they got bored at home.

1034
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 1: Or there's the old white Uber driver right who's always like, wow,

1035
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 1: you know, I just we're sitting around the house. I'm

1036
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: retired now, and I'm like, well, my wife driving my

1037
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 1: wife crazy, and she's like, you gotta get on the house.

1038
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,560
Speaker 1: So I figured, why not driver, And it's like, no,

1039
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,919
Speaker 1: you blew through all your retirement. Yeah, you gotta work

1040
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 1: for Uber. It's fine. I was quit making excuses but

1041
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: they love to talk to you about that kind of

1042
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: stuff or that. There's the third classification was also like

1043
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,320
Speaker 1: the younger white Uber driver and they're excuse always like

1044
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: I just had a we had a baby at home.

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Speaker 1: Make some extra cash for that, and it's like, it's

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Speaker 1: your job. It's fine, Yeah, it's fine to say it.

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Speaker 1: My issue when I first got Uber, I remember downloading

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Speaker 1: it and I thought that proper eticott was to get

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Speaker 1: in the front seat. Really, so for a while, I

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Speaker 1: was like, why are these people talking to me all

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Speaker 1: the time? And I was like, my friend told me,

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Speaker 1: he's like, you run in the front seat. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you idiot. No what they're talking to you.

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Speaker 1: They're like because they're like, oh sweet, this guy really

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Speaker 1: really likes personal engagements. Sat right next to me, so

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Speaker 1: we get we're friends. Now. That's funny. So talkative uber

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Speaker 1: drivers because you talk to everybody when they don't want

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Speaker 1: to talk to you, and because you have to tell

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Speaker 1: us why you're driving an Uber. You're the worst person

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Speaker 1: in the world today, right, That was worst person in

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Speaker 1: the world today. That was this is worst person in

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