Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Trendy
Speaker 1: Thing Showers, Way to Shower, the Everything Shower, which is
Speaker 1: one of the first things we're going.
Speaker 2: To talk about.
Speaker 1: But I am Jack and that is.
Speaker 2: Miles Miles Gray. Thank you for having me and.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny to say, like if we've never done anything,
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Speaker 2: see stuff like that, and.
Speaker 1: Some of them might even be some of y'all who Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want to hear from you guys. In addition to
Speaker 1: experts or if you are an expert, We're looking at
Speaker 1: for you guys to tell us something interesting about your job.
Speaker 1: You know what our jobs are. Our guests tend to
Speaker 1: also be people who work in the media like us.
Speaker 1: What's something interesting about your job? Was the craziest thing
Speaker 1: that ever happened to you on your job? What's something
Speaker 1: most people misunderstand about your job?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hit us on Twitter in the discord, let us.
Speaker 2: Know, dms. Whatever come at me, Come.
Speaker 1: At us, just not during my everything shower, because I
Speaker 1: won't answer.
Speaker 2: Are your children doing everything showers? What experts tell you
Speaker 2: it's the new plague?
Speaker 1: So in everything shower is a shower that you do
Speaker 1: everything in. Yeah, which I didn't know. I wasn't doing
Speaker 1: enough in my shower until.
Speaker 2: I shave my feet and my shoulders do it all
Speaker 2: just like Homer.
Speaker 1: So one of our producers told us when she does
Speaker 1: a foot scrub involving an exfoliant, I have never done that,
Speaker 1: which might explain why my kids asked me if the
Speaker 1: bottom of my feet are made of plastic. The other
Speaker 1: day they touched them and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, yo, wait, what's going on? Were you just like barefoot?
Speaker 1: B Yeah, well the second like my feet are exposed,
Speaker 1: they wanna Yeah, they want to mess with them, I
Speaker 1: think because they are kind of calloused and weird looking
Speaker 1: and they know that it's an easy way to make
Speaker 1: me cry. So but yeah, my feet are are pretty
Speaker 1: pretty rough and trouble and so maybe I need to
Speaker 1: incorporate more of an everything shower and get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do your you know not everyone watches their hair
Speaker 2: if they have hair, you know, right, and the shower.
Speaker 2: I cleanse my scalp every shower I take, but I
Speaker 2: get to you want to do these other things. That's
Speaker 2: a little more time consuming. You're in there a little
Speaker 2: bit longer. But why is there a reason why there's
Speaker 2: like the tag of like and here's why experts are
Speaker 2: warning you about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're they're basically saying, I think the experts
Speaker 1: in question, they're not like pulmonologists or like oncologists. It's
Speaker 1: skin care experts who say that showering for long periods
Speaker 1: of time can severely dry out the skin.
Speaker 2: Right, so right, you know, oh, like because you get
Speaker 2: kind of pruney, like you don't you don't want to
Speaker 2: get to that point from showering.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you want to If you're gonna do an
Speaker 1: everything shower, showering for over fifteen minutes at a time,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to follow it by covering yourself with
Speaker 1: a thick moisturizer over the entire body.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Consider Jack O'Brien's plumpers cream.
Speaker 1: Yes, one of the of the best.
Speaker 2: Yes for a thick moisture.
Speaker 1: You need some nice elastic skin when you've got legs
Speaker 1: triple in size when you flex them.
Speaker 2: You know, man, that's why I okay, well, I mean,
Speaker 2: you know, shout out to the people who are in
Speaker 2: the shower for thirty plus minutes.
Speaker 1: Yes, also covering you yourself in a thick moisturizer like then,
Speaker 1: so you're getting out of a shower that has basically
Speaker 1: put you into a coma, and then you're going to
Speaker 1: have to stand up because you cover yourself in a
Speaker 1: thick moisturizer and then lay down like they it was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like the feeling.
Speaker 2: Wait, so do you take your showers at nice or
Speaker 2: something at night? Is that why you're saying you're laying
Speaker 2: down after the shower.
Speaker 1: No, because a shower over fifteen, like it would put
Speaker 1: my ass down, you.
Speaker 2: Know, Like I love that that's your weakness, like as
Speaker 2: a superhero weakness, really long shower, really warm showers.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. We we also realized that you
Speaker 1: were not here for the shower orange controversy.
Speaker 4: No, what the don't I don't want to talk about it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I gottat understand it. I mean, it's just another thing
Speaker 4: to do in the shower. You start taking your meals
Speaker 4: like that, It's aren't real type.
Speaker 2: Vibes what I get from shower Orange.
Speaker 1: Like again, I love that you refuse to even give
Speaker 1: any No, I'm disgusted by it. I'm disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't know, like I get you know, Becca was explaining,
Speaker 2: you know, there's a roma therapy and shower stuff. I
Speaker 2: get that, Like I understand that, but then like the
Speaker 2: way this subred is worded. They're talking about like a
Speaker 2: transcendent religious experience, and I think it's just for slopo's
Speaker 2: who eat and Orange is all fucked up and they're like, hey,
Speaker 2: wouldn't it be sick to just do it in a
Speaker 2: fucking shower? Sow the slop just like washes off of
Speaker 2: you and then you can do that. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't ever eat in the shower. I've never had the
Speaker 2: desire to eat in the shower. And even when I've
Speaker 2: like watermelon other fruits that I like to enjoy, like
Speaker 2: we get it all over my shit whatever, and when
Speaker 2: it's hot out, never like, oh I wish I ate
Speaker 2: this in the shower.
Speaker 1: I think the one thing the shower oranges have to
Speaker 1: recommend them over watermelon showers or shower watermelons is that
Speaker 1: you're going in with a completely sealed piece of fruit
Speaker 1: by a by a thick skin that also smelled wonderful.
Speaker 1: It's like the act of peeling it is releasing there
Speaker 1: through the bathroom to the shower with a piece of food,
Speaker 1: Like there's just something It's not like my bathroom is
Speaker 1: just like disgusting at this point in my life. It
Speaker 1: certainly has been in the past. But the fact that
Speaker 1: there's not a single part of the thing I'm about
Speaker 1: to eat that is touching the air when I get
Speaker 1: on my way to the shower makes it feel a
Speaker 1: little safer for me. Chicken leg or something like that
Speaker 1: that I've tried before I don't know.
Speaker 2: All I hear is my grandmother's voice. If she caught
Speaker 2: me eating an orange in her shower, she'd be like,
Speaker 2: that's nasty. And yeah, my shower with all that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I know you're not allowed about to have all
Speaker 2: that peel in my drain, right because so what do
Speaker 2: you do with the peel? You just let it fucking
Speaker 2: kick it and then what's gonna get caught? I don't look.
Speaker 1: I mean it's pretty big and chunky, so I feel
Speaker 1: like you can just like pick that ouh. That's another
Speaker 1: thing that the recommends it to me, is like, it's
Speaker 1: not like you go in there and peel a carrot
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 2: Man, super producer Victor has done this. Victor is chiming
Speaker 2: ins and you put the trash right next to the shower.
Speaker 2: I don't okay, you know, maybe I'll try it, yeah,
Speaker 2: just to see it's worth it. I mean I was
Speaker 2: told on it the last time we talked about it. Uh,
Speaker 2: And have you've done it? Never?
Speaker 1: No, I never tried it.
Speaker 2: So because I don't buy oranges anyway. So that's the
Speaker 2: other thing, is like I would have to go out
Speaker 2: of my way to make this shit happen.
Speaker 1: We are a very fruitful family. We've got fruit on
Speaker 1: deck at all.
Speaker 2: Well, that makes sense, so we always got well my
Speaker 2: child does not eat solid foods yet, so yeah, you know, well,
Speaker 2: I'm sure when we get to that point, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be you watch me, I'll be like fruit and Ninja
Speaker 2: up in this ship. The way I'm cutting up this fruit.
Speaker 1: We've convinced these little fuckers that it's dessert. Man.
Speaker 2: Hilarious. They have no fucking idea.
Speaker 1: I don't even know about candy man. All right, rip
Speaker 1: to Tina Turner. Yeah, yeah, one of the greats to
Speaker 1: ever do it passed away at the age of eighty three.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. She lived in Switzerland.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't either. Good for her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like yeah, I remember like over the years,
Speaker 2: I remember she had like some kind of intestioninal cancer
Speaker 2: and they needed a kidney transplant, like a few years ago.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know what exactly happened, but they
Speaker 2: said she she died peacefully, which is what you want
Speaker 2: to hear. Just the best we can hope for as
Speaker 2: mortal human beings. But yeah, that's that's wild.
Speaker 1: New York Times is opening sentence, says Tina Turner, the
Speaker 1: earth shaking soul singer who's rasping vocals, sexual magnetism, and
Speaker 1: explosive energy made her an unforgettable live performer and one
Speaker 1: of the most successful recording artists of all time, died
Speaker 1: on Wednesday at her home in Cou's Knocked, Switzerland. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with near Zurich. She was eighty three. Do
Speaker 1: you think if if I passed away, that my sexual
Speaker 1: magnetism would be mentioned in the first sentence of my.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't like to speak ill of the dead,
Speaker 2: so I just won't say anything Jack. But I don't
Speaker 2: know if that would be I.
Speaker 1: Don't think so. That's an amazing accomplishment to have sexual magnetism. Yeah, undeniable,
Speaker 1: but absolutely absolutely truthful.
Speaker 2: I mean, what they will say about you is his
Speaker 2: feet were made of plastic.
Speaker 1: Puzzling scientists and little children alike.
Speaker 2: If your kids are right in the obit, they might
Speaker 2: hit you with that one. Yeah, great father, feet of plastic,
Speaker 2: heart of gold.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. And there's been a character in Silicon
Speaker 1: Valley who infuses blood from young people into himself to
Speaker 1: try and stay young. There is now a forty five
Speaker 1: year old multi millionaire biotech person who is now like
Speaker 1: bragging about this. His latest venture involves getting blood plasma
Speaker 1: from his seventeen year old son, Bloomberg reported, and then
Speaker 1: he also gave it to his own father and is like,
Speaker 1: this is the first try generational blood exchange.
Speaker 2: What are you fucking? This is some rich people shower
Speaker 2: orange shit, rich.
Speaker 1: People, this is the shower or extremely wealthy fuck try
Speaker 1: generational blood exchange. The fuck is that they said it
Speaker 1: couldn't be done. He also looks like he may have
Speaker 1: had plastic surgery to look more like his son.
Speaker 2: He has like a you're just side by side. I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's either strong. He looks like like if Bono had
Speaker 2: a face filter on, like on like Snapchat. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: kind of what that's kind of his his energy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but damn man, I mean, look, I get it after
Speaker 2: hearing over and over in the Playoffs that thirty eight
Speaker 2: is basically you on your deathbed because Lebron James right,
Speaker 2: you get in touch with the immortality. And I get
Speaker 2: some people, especially in the US, man, the fear of
Speaker 2: mortality is something else, like it is just so so
Speaker 2: not a part of our culture of like accepting that
Speaker 2: part where it's funny too, like because in Japan it's
Speaker 2: a completely different But we fucking hate we hate death,
Speaker 2: we hate mortality.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me I'm so irrelevant.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but even in the core demo anymore.
Speaker 1: But it does make sense from a certain like from
Speaker 1: an economic perspective, I feel like we will see more
Speaker 1: and more of this, whether people acknowledge it or not.
Speaker 5: You see what more trigenerational blood exchange, the rich people
Speaker 5: using their wealth to get the blood of young people
Speaker 5: in their veins because like they've hoarded all the wealth
Speaker 5: and yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: They've extracted the wealth from the labor. Now extract the
Speaker 2: blood from the body. From the bodies, come on.
Speaker 1: So I could see it. It's also like because we're
Speaker 1: so like I was just talking to somebody about like
Speaker 1: they they had recently gotten scammed on like a real
Speaker 1: estate thing, and like real estate scams really fuck you up.
Speaker 2: Just say, your friend Harlan Kroge got burned because people found.
Speaker 1: But I was thinking about the fact that, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I think a lot of the you know,
Speaker 1: the fact that everyone has been made kind of cut
Speaker 1: off from social like having like a community around them
Speaker 1: makes it easier for scammers to like come at people
Speaker 1: like just generally yeah, because you know you're not you
Speaker 1: don't have like friends to be like, this is a
Speaker 1: real estate agent I worked with, so I'm right, you know,
Speaker 1: like I can vouch for them. And so it's just
Speaker 1: all everybody's operating in a vacuum and just leaves us
Speaker 1: all a lot more vulnerable to scams, which is why
Speaker 1: that is truly America's number one growth industry.
Speaker 2: I mean I just looked at who else followed them
Speaker 2: on Instagram, and Elon MUCKs also follows him, so I
Speaker 2: figured this is a safe bet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, speaking of Elon MUCKs, he just helped Ron DeSantis
Speaker 1: announce he's a DeSantis Republican. DeSantis revealed his decision that
Speaker 1: he is running for president in a Federal Election Commission
Speaker 1: filing before an online conversation with Twitter CEO Elon Musk.
Speaker 1: I mean, we knew this was coming. Yeah it has
Speaker 1: now come. Yeah, we'll see whatever, see what they have planned.
Speaker 1: They seem more confident then it would seem that they
Speaker 1: should be, based on how things have gone so far
Speaker 1: and the fact that there's just like no support for him,
Speaker 1: and he is allergic to charisma.
Speaker 2: But this fucking video that they're played with this, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't even watch this crap.
Speaker 1: They played a video announcing it.
Speaker 2: There's some there's something going around on to it. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it has to do with the campaign,
Speaker 2: if it's like part of a campaign announcement video, but
Speaker 2: it's not interested, not interested, No thank you. Let's hear
Speaker 2: from a MAGA guy who was really unhappy about Rhonda
Speaker 2: Santis running treat So.
Speaker 3: Here we are the evening that ron the sanctimonious, all
Speaker 3: the work that we put in for the last I
Speaker 3: don't know, mpeen years. This fucking guy coming in the up, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: This guy coming in here, fu shit, I've I don't
Speaker 1: like that, been doing it for the past I'm teen years. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right then that's uh yeah, that seems to be
Speaker 1: the general vibe.
Speaker 2: And he's not.
Speaker 1: Allowed to criticize Trump so and he's good boy, follow rules.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what he's going to I don't
Speaker 1: know what he's gonna do. It'll be interesting to see.
Speaker 2: It's wild to see. Like how also the conservative media
Speaker 2: is like already splintering, like where like the Babylon Bee
Speaker 2: is like kind of taking shots at Ron DeSantis, no,
Speaker 2: like trying to look yeah, you get it, but then
Speaker 2: also be like, clearly Piers Morgan is full on the
Speaker 2: DeSantis train because he's been incessantly just tweeting stuff about
Speaker 2: like everyone says he's a nerdy shit bag who stinks
Speaker 2: and is repulsive. I've actually spent two hours with him,
Speaker 2: and I found him to be nerdy, more of a
Speaker 2: cock bag than a ship bag, and he's actually much shorter.
Speaker 2: And then he said if I were Trump, I would
Speaker 2: be worried. It's like, uh huh, whatever, just get to
Speaker 2: the part where they scream at each other and then
Speaker 2: the racists get to pick who their their king is.
Speaker 1: But the whole thing seems to be like he's like,
Speaker 1: you know, whose campaign worked well Jeb Bush in twenty
Speaker 1: sixteen when he was the consensus pick among the mainstream
Speaker 1: media and absolutely nobody wanted to vote for him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that feels like he's very popular with very wealthy
Speaker 1: people and establishment people and the mainstream media. He appeals
Speaker 1: to them in some way by their logic. So anyways,
Speaker 1: well we'll see if that somehow starts to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Shakira is trending for a couple reasons. Oh, a couple
Speaker 1: having to do with Miami.
Speaker 2: Oh so what's the one?
Speaker 1: A stupid one is just that her and Jimmy Butler
Speaker 1: recently followed each other after she was witnessed in person
Speaker 1: his Jimmy three demolition of the Boston Celtics, right, and
Speaker 1: so people are shipping them, and I am shipping them
Speaker 1: to see them get together.
Speaker 2: She's like, She's like, Gerard PK does not have an
Speaker 2: inside jumper. I'm sorry he doesn't, but Jimmy does and
Speaker 2: I like that and also his and also Jimmy's parents
Speaker 2: wouldn't kick me out of a home with their grandchildren
Speaker 2: like Gerard's did. But the other reason, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that her and Jimmy Buckets were following
Speaker 2: each other. Well, that will not be good news to
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise because apparently they met at the like Miami
Speaker 2: Grand Prix. And this is just from I think this
Speaker 2: is from Vulture. They said, quote Cruz believed there was
Speaker 2: chemistry and sent the singer flowers, but the gesture didn't
Speaker 2: change her mind. The source added that Cruz appeared quote
Speaker 2: giddy after spending time with Shakira, similar to how quote
Speaker 2: how he acted when he began dating his former spouse
Speaker 2: Katie Holmes quote, he came away convinced they had a
Speaker 2: real connection they needed to build on. The source said quote.
Speaker 2: She doesn't want to embarrass or upset him, but there's
Speaker 2: no attraction or romance on her part. She was just
Speaker 2: being friendly. She's flattered, but not interested.
Speaker 1: Oh buddy Tom Tommy, Yeah, uh, it's well, we'll see,
Speaker 1: you know, he when he sets his mind and cult
Speaker 1: full of slave labor on something. Yeah, you never know
Speaker 1: what's going to happen. I vote Jimmy Butler.
Speaker 2: Do you vote Jimmy Butler over Tom Cruise as a partner? Okay,
Speaker 2: I my heart wants that. But again, to your point,
Speaker 2: he has an entire intelligence apparatus that could probably like
Speaker 2: gaslight her and but I don't know or whatever deal
Speaker 2: Katie Holmes got.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, so we'll see. We will be following
Speaker 1: this ongoing.
Speaker 2: Story with breath. But Shakira, don't worry. Just don't don't
Speaker 2: worry if you hurt that guy's feelings, just just do you?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine how over the top though like if
Speaker 2: this is like all real, like Tom Cruise being convinced
Speaker 2: that you guys have something going and like the kind
Speaker 2: of over the top gifts that you go because like
Speaker 2: he's he's well known in Hollywood for being like a
Speaker 2: very generous gift giver for people like that. He'd like
Speaker 2: he's guests on a show or something or has a
Speaker 2: good experience somewhere. So secondly, imagine when he's like his heart
Speaker 2: is set to like xenu horny that you get like
Speaker 2: all the just fucking nine thousand, like a fucking metric
Speaker 2: ton of roses or something like what the fuck am
Speaker 2: I supposed to do with this shit?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it has a negative impact on the
Speaker 1: global environment, the amount of roses apparently. The cakes, this
Speaker 1: is something that I've heard from a number of sources. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the cakes that you get when you're within the good
Speaker 1: graces of Tom Cruise's orbit, you get some of the
Speaker 1: best cakes that have ever been baked. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's a problem. He should have led with
Speaker 2: a cake rather than these flowers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Wednesday, May twenty fourth. We are
Speaker 1: back tomorrow with who last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, get your blue shot, don't do nothing about
Speaker 1: white supremacy, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
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