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Speaker 1: Jewels on the twenty. I'm moving nine two five. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Rebecca from chef Catering? This is she? How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Great? My name is Dexter Wiggins

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Speaker 1: and I got your number from your website. I know

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Speaker 1: this is a long shot, but I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: you had any openings for Thanksgiving this year. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a perfect timing. I just had a cancelation.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's really that's amazing. I would hurry though,

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Speaker 1: if you are interested, just because, I mean you can

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Speaker 1: imagine it's a busy time. Yeah for sure. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I actually I do have an opening. Oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: you are a lifesaver. Thank you. Yes, um, so what

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Speaker 1: exactly are you looking for? Well, my family is already

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Speaker 1: bringing over a bunch of the traditional side dishes, so

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Speaker 1: really the only thing that I need from you is

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Speaker 1: maybe to cook the turkey, the stuffing, and then maybe

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Speaker 1: bake a pie. If that's possible. Absolutely, yeah. I can

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Speaker 1: do all of those typically, though my Thanksgiving rate include more,

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Speaker 1: so I can just make what you want, but I

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Speaker 1: would still have to charge you the full rate for

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Speaker 1: the package. Is that Okay? No, that's fine. I know

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Speaker 1: it's last minute too, so whatever it takes. I also

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Speaker 1: have a few other requests that I'm willing to pay

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Speaker 1: more for. Two okay, sure, yeah, what did you have

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Speaker 1: in mind? Well, every once in a while, as you're cooking,

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Speaker 1: would you mind just calling me babe? What you want

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Speaker 1: me to call you babe while I'm cooking at your house? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a long story, but again, I'm willing to pay

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Speaker 1: extra for it. Just every once in a while throw

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Speaker 1: a babe in there or sweet MS or something. I've no,

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Speaker 1: um no, no, okay, that seems like a pretty hard no. No,

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Speaker 1: that's not part of my service. I just well, it's

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Speaker 1: just my family has been really grilling me lately about

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Speaker 1: why I'm still single, and they keep saying that they

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Speaker 1: want grandkids and I haven't had any luck fighting girlfriends,

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Speaker 1: so I just told them that I have one, so

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Speaker 1: then get off my back. And I'm so so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I know it's super weird. I was just I was

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Speaker 1: just hoping to get through this Thanksgiving a meek my

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Speaker 1: parents happy. Oh I'm sorry. Oh I'm crying now. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to do that. I to say, sorry, Mom,

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Speaker 1: it's another Thanksgiving Alan, I'm such an idiot. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't even believe my aunt. It's okay, No, I

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Speaker 1: get it. Um, it's a hard time of year, right,

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Speaker 1: the holiday. So okay, once or twice I could call you, babe,

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Speaker 1: but twice, that's all I'm asking. Yeah, it's just in

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Speaker 1: front of my mom. I'll pay an extra two hundred bucks. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: I will do it just once or twice. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna do it more. I get that you're in a

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Speaker 1: hard place. Are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, Oh that's amazing,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, you've just a very lonely guy, very

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Speaker 1: happy for the holiday season. All right. But when I

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Speaker 1: canna touch or anything, right, I'm just gonna say bad. Oh,

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Speaker 1: definitely definitely not. That's all. By the way, you aren't pregnant,

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Speaker 1: are you? I know what? Excuse me? Okay, Well, because

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Speaker 1: I just I would be a bonus if you were.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. No, I'm not okay, would you be willing

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Speaker 1: to wear a pregnancy belly under your apron just for

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Speaker 1: a little while. Mike. No, I was already pushing it

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Speaker 1: with the whole babe thing like, don't make this see

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Speaker 1: weirder than it is. I just told my parents that

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend was pregnant with triplets, so it would help.

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Speaker 1: That's not my fault. Why would you do that? I

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Speaker 1: don't know. Thanksgiving, it's just so stressful. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: my parents really really want grandchildren. I'm just I'm such

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Speaker 1: a fu that would make them proud of me. You know,

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Speaker 1: I understand that this is difficult, but I'm just not

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Speaker 1: going to partad sate in this whole live team whatever

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Speaker 1: you've created. Well, if I were to borrow one of

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Speaker 1: my friends babies, would you just say that it's ours? No? No,

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Speaker 1: this is say no? Did you say no? Yes? I

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Speaker 1: said no. You're a terrible mother. Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: don't even know you anymore. You've never known me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess not. Okay, sir. I think that maybe you

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Speaker 1: need some help, and I'm just not interested in doing different. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry I lashed out at your baby, rub your feet,

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Speaker 1: but I'm worried about the baby now. Please don't get

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Speaker 1: worked up. Oh okay, I'm gonna hang up now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good luck. But you're a whole weird Thanksgiving Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you it's a prank phone called in. Nope,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to make excuses. It's fine, but it's

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Speaker 1: not going to work. I'm not making any excuses. This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your friend Brandy

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Speaker 1: set you up. What so this isn't real. No, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. She said that you're a cater and you

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Speaker 1: just had a cancelation for Thanksgiving. She wanted me to

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Speaker 1: me No, yeah, it's a joke. I don't need you

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Speaker 1: to come over and pretend to be my pregnant girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: That was the weirdest phone call I've ever thought from

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Speaker 1: a tigering service. Oh my gosh, nobody's ever asked you

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Speaker 1: to strap on a pregnancy belly before and pretend like

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Speaker 1: you're a pregnant with triplets while cooking Thanksgiving dinner. You know,

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Speaker 1: actually they have not believe it or not weird. Okay, babe,

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Speaker 1: we'll take care all right, sweetie. Oh my god,