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Speaker 1: to this week's Uh. They're called pieces of advice, but

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Speaker 1: really there they're old old wives tale would be a

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Speaker 1: thing we wouldn't call them. Now. I'm going to stop

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Speaker 1: you there because is it wives tale? Or why I

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Speaker 1: thought it was a wise tale? I always thought it

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Speaker 1: was a wise tale, like an old man who told

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Speaker 1: an old tale and you must listen to him because

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Speaker 1: he's so old, and you're like, okay, there has wisdom.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was the gals we're getting together chit chatting,

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Speaker 1: you know, you spen in some stories, and they came

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Speaker 1: away with this. I think it is that blake, But

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Speaker 1: it's it's also like kind of a shot where it's

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Speaker 1: like it's an old wives tale, like they don't know

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Speaker 1: it's usually wrong. Yeah, oh dang, So let's change it

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Speaker 1: to what we're changing. It's a wise tale and should

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Speaker 1: we change? Should we? Should that be the thing we

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Speaker 1: changed this week? Then No, I don't know if we're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk. I think we got to talk about the saying.

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Speaker 1: The saying let's drop it. Let's drop it is hot.

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Speaker 1: We fucking hyped it up so much. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if the community can even handle this hot s it's

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Speaker 1: a classic. To which one is it? I literally, guys,

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Speaker 1: are you ready for the hot drop? It's that there.

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Speaker 1: You've heard it before. You've heard it several times, everybody,

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Speaker 1: You've heard it created four times. Your your creepy uncle

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Speaker 1: has whispered this to you. Scene sea boys hit him

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Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, go for it. There's plenty of fish

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Speaker 1: in the sea. What does it mean, so I just

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Speaker 1: got married, and uh, I got married this past weekend.

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Speaker 1: Congratulation there beautiful fish, thank you, and I caught a

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Speaker 1: nice one real d. So this is a weird one

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Speaker 1: that fish. So uh, but we're going to talk hypothetically

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Speaker 1: of course. No, no, no, this is a specific amount

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Speaker 1: of my life. Okay, Well, the specificity is what's important here, guys,

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Speaker 1: and I feel like this is what we got to dissect.

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Speaker 1: There's plenty of fish in the sea. Until you find

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Speaker 1: one that fits in your tank, you're you're cooler that

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Speaker 1: you bring home. And that's until you look overboard and

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Speaker 1: you see a couple more fish and you're like, wait,

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Speaker 1: I see that's the thing. You gotta quit looking overboard, man,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. The context of this saying is usually

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Speaker 1: when you've been dumped correct like, and you're like, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: like she or he just dumped me, and it's like, yo, relax,

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Speaker 1: there's other fish in the sea. Yes, it's a way

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Speaker 1: of making a person feel better about loss of a relationship, right.

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Speaker 1: It's Look, humans don't want to humans don't like you.

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Speaker 1: You just go stick your dick in the ocean and

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Speaker 1: see what nipples check out the Koi pond? Is that

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Speaker 1: humans don't like you. Go stick your dick in the

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Speaker 1: ocean and wait for a nib bro. And if you're

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Speaker 1: the nearest Koi pond river, go to a PF Chang. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is the new saying? Life's the PF Changs, Go stick

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Speaker 1: your dick in the Koi pond. We can work towards that.

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Speaker 1: what we don't realize is that, yeah, that's thinking of

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Speaker 1: your local town. You're gonna be running into the same

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Speaker 1: group of people. You're usually partying with the same crew, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what doesn't also like you can meet someone not partying

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Speaker 1: just gonna have to fly that one. Be very careful

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Speaker 1: talking to strangers on planes. I don't think chat them up.

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Speaker 1: That's where I'm not saying don't I'm not saying don't chat.

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Speaker 1: if you're looking for love on a plane, just because

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Speaker 1: legally can't move seats. That's not an invitation for you

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Speaker 1: to Uh well I didn't. I didn't fuck her in

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Speaker 1: I know how your brain works. Like she's trapped next

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Speaker 1: he's just slicing bananas and pears and other fruits. Although

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Speaker 1: getting mad combos. We all know that that's a chapter

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Speaker 1: You're starting to slice the fruits like sexually with your

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Speaker 1: She's like, look at those digits go. You were flicking

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Speaker 1: I guess, oh, another high score. Sorry, quit looking at me.

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Speaker 1: looking licking the screen of your phone. It was an iPad,

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Speaker 1: be pumped, pumped. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, this guy

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Speaker 1: news saying, wife's an iPad? Licking with your tongue, lick

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Speaker 1: other thing about having plenty of fishing to see and

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Speaker 1: possible to kind of like over fish it as well, right,

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Speaker 1: Like that's when you become like that big fish in

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Speaker 1: the small pond. Yeah. But then people I think start,

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Speaker 1: you've gotta be a real cool customer to be the

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Speaker 1: big fish, because if you're you know, shagging everyone in

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Speaker 1: your radius, words going to kind of get around town

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Speaker 1: like this guy listed by the motto pretty hard and

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Speaker 1: he's I don't know what, are they gonna shame me?

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Speaker 1: A little bit? True around I think you're you're saying

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Speaker 1: you're fishing in a pond. We're fishing in the sea here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can't just hang out in a bay, you know,

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Speaker 1: mud skipper. You're in a river suddenly and you see, yeah, right, exactly,

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Speaker 1: there's plenty of birds in the sky. Fly somewhere else,

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Speaker 1: and and don't just suck the bird next to you.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe that's the thing. Do you think that's the same.

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Speaker 1: Birds are much more mobile, rolls off the tongue, especially

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Speaker 1: like and your wings work, and your wings work. Then

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Speaker 1: Now is that analogy like your wings? So I said

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Speaker 1: and I think that was one of the times. So

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Speaker 1: Or his like game doesn't work? Oh? And why did

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm sorry? What did I do? What did

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Speaker 1: I do? Kyle said, you do? He's like, you fly

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Speaker 1: And that's why I thought that if your wings aren't working,

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Speaker 1: Did I overthink this? I was just I was just like, um,

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Speaker 1: maybe the analogy doesn't work because guess what, we're human.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're on land. We're not swimming all over

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Speaker 1: the place. The evolution thing is huge, right, Look, Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's other fish in the sea, and and sixty five

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Speaker 1: billion years into making, you're gonna find the right Look,

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Speaker 1: don't worry about the breakup. There's plenty of fish in

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Speaker 1: evolve some kind of lungs that can allow you on

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Speaker 1: the ground, and then you can start messing around with

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Speaker 1: the mammals. Baby, what was the song you mean, baby,

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Speaker 1: nothing but mammals. Oh yeah, alien ant for nothing, but

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Speaker 1: mammals are gonna do it like we do know. It's

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Speaker 1: Bloodhound the roof is on Fire. Pretty good, pretty good song.

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Speaker 1: When that would come on during uh junior high dances,

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Speaker 1: the teachers would look, turn out, turn it, out it

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Speaker 1: then that DJ who's a bad boy immediately plays I

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Speaker 1: want to fun like an animal man that is bad

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Speaker 1: and they're like, we're shutting it down. We're shut down, okay,

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Speaker 1: lights on, No, that's what's the what's the one song?

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Speaker 1: that even mean man fish. But but everybody uses the internet,

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