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Speaker 1: Are you sure I'm in the valley?
Speaker 5: I know I'm in a Cole park still, but I
Speaker 5: have hadphones? Oh good, okay, yeah, I have a microphone.
Speaker 3: We have had phones in Faco Park.
Speaker 6: Now it's great, you know I watch Yeah, I want
Speaker 6: to say Judgment Night, but it was called training day.
Speaker 3: And it's my neighborhood.
Speaker 6: And apparently this used to be a much worse neighborhood
Speaker 6: than it is now.
Speaker 1: Pretty intense over there before the gentrification.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I'm in now it's tonight. I like where
Speaker 6: it's at. I think most people are happy with it.
Speaker 6: But yeah, we just got microphone and headphones over here
Speaker 6: so I can hear you, is my point.
Speaker 5: So glad that they've finally evolved to the audio, to
Speaker 5: the audio level.
Speaker 1: We are used to over a lot of San Fernando, Yeah, a.
Speaker 6: Lot of early Angelina Heights podcasts where the old cup
Speaker 6: and yarn. We have a guest today, and I think
Speaker 6: you always do a better, more professional job of introducing
Speaker 6: our guests. But then all say that nice You're afraid.
Speaker 1: You're afraid you're going to pronounce her name wrong. I
Speaker 1: know that old trick.
Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen today, you know her from the Jackie
Speaker 5: and Laurie Show. You know her from clubs and colleges
Speaker 5: all over there. You know her as a repeat guest
Speaker 5: on Do You Need a Ride? She was a stalwart.
Speaker 5: We would go to her in our times of need.
Speaker 5: We would go to her when we had nothing else
Speaker 5: to talk about. We would go to her when we
Speaker 5: knew we needed podcasts delivery.
Speaker 1: She is the one that's right. It's Jackiecation content provider
Speaker 1: Jackie caation, that's what I like to be introduced to
Speaker 1: since O seven, two thousand and six, the Dork Forest.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Van Eys is we're living Bridgerton.
Speaker 1: You guys are living training day. Yeah, we're living Bridgerton.
Speaker 1: Over here. People are having sex against trees.
Speaker 6: I don't remember the last time we dropped you off.
Speaker 6: There being a lot of powdered wigs and things like that.
Speaker 1: There's powdered wigs, and there's women who don't know how
Speaker 1: it works, the ejaculations. They don't know why it works
Speaker 1: or what's happening.
Speaker 5: We may we just do a Brinerton quick dip because
Speaker 5: I feel like the prudiest and spoiler entire spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: I think we've already done it. We're going to do
Speaker 1: it more, of course.
Speaker 5: But when it came to the part where that I
Speaker 5: kept going, this can't be the plot line that be
Speaker 5: this can't be a plot line, And what Jackie just
Speaker 5: said is essentially, uh, that was the plot line. And
Speaker 5: I literally googled it because I was like, it's got
Speaker 5: to be me. I'm being weird and perverted right now.
Speaker 5: And then it was like no, no, no, this is
Speaker 5: from the book. This is how it is.
Speaker 1: This is where I lose all respect for the do
Speaker 1: You Need to Ride? Friends and Family, which is I
Speaker 1: read the books before it came out. Of course, I
Speaker 1: wish this.
Speaker 5: Was a blog so that you could see Jackie's smug
Speaker 5: lean back.
Speaker 1: Allow me to tell you about season two. You guys,
Speaker 1: Anthony's allergic to bees. I gotta go, I gotta go,
Speaker 1: don't you dann drop that? Git and Lee Ucky. I'm
Speaker 1: storming out now.
Speaker 3: Out of respect for the books.
Speaker 6: I haven't started watching it because I know I got
Speaker 6: to read those books first. That's not true. I didn't
Speaker 6: like the promo putage at all.
Speaker 1: It's just not an ejaculation based plot. Ejaculation based plot.
Speaker 1: My fit one of the one of the best things
Speaker 1: because Sean de Rives. She really stuck the landing on
Speaker 1: this thing. She nailed it, and I have to say
Speaker 1: that my favorite was the fact that they took modern
Speaker 1: songs and put them to string quartets, du orchestral, arian
Speaker 1: grande whatever I mean, like like dance dudes, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it's a waltz. So good for her,
Speaker 1: good for them? Oh wow, they did. They really did
Speaker 1: nail it. But it's true that it's done.
Speaker 5: I don't know if it was the A plot or
Speaker 5: the B plot or the J plot, but it really
Speaker 5: was a major part of the storyline. And I just
Speaker 5: was kind of like, I get that, it's this is
Speaker 5: you know, sexy and Randy and they're you know, that
Speaker 5: guy was among the hottest people I've ever seen the main.
Speaker 1: Just walking around lay smokes that actor. He's quite something.
Speaker 5: But then that part where I was like, this is
Speaker 5: it's borderline like medical school, where I was just like,
Speaker 5: I don't think this is sexy. Is it made people
Speaker 5: like stuff like this? It's very unseat.
Speaker 1: It's literally the plot of a lot of romance novels,
Speaker 1: and that's all Bridgerton is. It is true. Yeah, it is,
Speaker 1: especially historical romance novels because they're written Remember that romance
Speaker 1: novels traditionally are written for women by women about women,
Speaker 1: and what they're what they'd like to point out is
Speaker 1: truly how shitty it used to be and how much
Speaker 1: better it sort of is now. And one of the
Speaker 1: things was women were not told the plumbing situation about
Speaker 1: the actual mechanics of the doing it.
Speaker 6: Okay, so that's why it gets clinical totally why it
Speaker 6: gets clinical.
Speaker 3: Wow, I guess I gotta start. I gotta start.
Speaker 1: The real, the real the fun plot of that is
Speaker 1: the whistledown thing and the other characters. So the the
Speaker 1: other character, the woman who wrote it, Julia Quinn, actually
Speaker 1: is almost funny. She's genuinely funny. In the world of
Speaker 1: romance novels. She's almost funny. If you happen to hang
Speaker 1: out with hilarious people all the time.
Speaker 6: That's a problem with me all the time that these
Speaker 6: almost people don't cut it.
Speaker 3: It's almost funny. People don't cut it anymore.
Speaker 1: There's trouble.
Speaker 5: The question I have is I didn't realize I thought Bridgerton.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was. So it's essentially kind of
Speaker 5: like Jane Austen romance novel like okay, reapproaching.
Speaker 1: Let's unpack that statement, which is Jane Austen didn't write
Speaker 1: historical romance novels. She wrote contemporary novels in eighteen fifteen ish, right,
Speaker 1: So in nineteen twenty a woman named George at Hier
Speaker 1: decided to write a Jane Austen like novel and created
Speaker 1: and this is this could all be corrected by someone
Speaker 1: with an English degree. But George at Hier wrote historical
Speaker 1: romance novels set in the time of Jane austen Thus
Speaker 1: and then people who with more or less interest in
Speaker 1: research and more or less interest in doing it and
Speaker 1: depicting it and it being sex. I have thus written
Speaker 1: since then, and in the nineteen fifties and sixties, when
Speaker 1: the romance novel became very, very popular, they sold them
Speaker 1: in grocery stores because women didn't have enough money because
Speaker 1: of bad things, and so women could hide romance novels
Speaker 1: in their grocery budget. Yeah. Oh, this has been a
Speaker 1: fun fact. That's why I would love to know who
Speaker 1: thought that up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it explains why they're right next to the gum.
Speaker 6: It's an impulse buy that your hue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, epic and a mad Men level of advertising going
Speaker 1: on there. Yeah, outstanding.
Speaker 5: It's like there was a book editor woman and a
Speaker 5: grocery store manager man that were husband and wife, and
Speaker 5: she was just like, honey, I got it here, here
Speaker 5: we go something like that is how I like to
Speaker 5: pick and to the bank, to the bank with you
Speaker 5: your money, we go. That was Jerry and Diane Kroger.
Speaker 5: You know them, you love them?
Speaker 1: Okay, now I will digress again and weed off. Have
Speaker 1: you seen Danielle Perez's The Real Housewives of Zoom? No,
Speaker 1: it is outstanding. It is hilarious. And one of the
Speaker 1: characters is Missus Zoom and her husband did and she
Speaker 1: talks about him all the time and people are like,
Speaker 1: why are you talking about him? And he's like, because
Speaker 1: this wouldn't even be happening without Edgar or whatever the
Speaker 1: hell his name is, Oh my god, too funny. It truly,
Speaker 1: truly is.
Speaker 3: Was Zoom around for a while before this whole quarantine
Speaker 3: situation or who knows? Who knows? I feel like it
Speaker 3: just came out the day of.
Speaker 1: I know it was thirteenth.
Speaker 5: It was one of those kind of things, is that
Speaker 5: the like the visionary in the office is always trying
Speaker 5: to get people that jump onto it.
Speaker 1: And they were just like, yeah, no, that's weird.
Speaker 3: I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's uncomfortable, it's very awkward. Nobody wants to do it.
Speaker 1: We don't care.
Speaker 5: We'll just email the people in Tampa. We don't have
Speaker 5: to zoom with them. It's it's all the same. And
Speaker 5: then the second quarantine hit, they were like, told you.
Speaker 1: I told you so lucky, just your face, in your face. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I found out today that I had blocked the Potus
Speaker 6: Twitter account, which is funny, like that was going to
Speaker 6: hurt Trump's feelings.
Speaker 3: But I unblocked and we did Today there's news that
Speaker 3: we all will be eligible for a vaccine by May first.
Speaker 3: So that's good, right, that's good news.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is good. It turns out all we needed
Speaker 1: was a government that was willing to be a government. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just for a couple of months in the good
Speaker 1: ways and the bad ways, but that's uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm more interested right now in the good ways, which
Speaker 1: is organizing the postal service and vaccines. Yes.
Speaker 5: Yes, it just feels like there's some There are many
Speaker 5: people in this administration that know how to open and
Speaker 5: use an Excel spreadsheet, and that makes me feel great.
Speaker 1: It gives me a sense of peace and serenity. Yeah. Everything.
Speaker 5: No one's trying to shut off the mail permanently, No
Speaker 5: one's trying to know.
Speaker 1: One's trying to make money off of ventilators.
Speaker 5: I feel like the making money off of ventilators and
Speaker 5: they just set it right on TV. Was this low point,
Speaker 5: like morally, spiritually, everything where I was just kind of
Speaker 5: like I don't know if we're coming back from this
Speaker 5: where they're just basically like you, We're not just going
Speaker 5: to give them out.
Speaker 1: We got to make some money. Well, like Jared Kushner
Speaker 1: said it on TV.
Speaker 5: God, yeah, guys, guys, let's collect our podcast performance abilities
Speaker 5: back together, yes, and really talk about.
Speaker 3: And more fun. Now, Jackie, I feel like I haven't
Speaker 3: seen you. Has it been one year or two years
Speaker 3: since we did our our Caitlin Gill? Yeah, that tour
Speaker 3: through that feels at.
Speaker 1: Least a year and at least an hour and a
Speaker 1: half ago when we were there was a redwood I
Speaker 1: thought of Kilgarriff.
Speaker 3: Yes, sent photos of it not long ago, so it
Speaker 3: had to be just a year ago.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a sign. I just got a text from
Speaker 1: I Actually I've gotten the first shot. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: I stood in line, shouldn't line. My mother in law
Speaker 1: got it and were her primary caregivers she said her
Speaker 1: mid seventies whatever, and then my husband was eligible, so
Speaker 1: he's getting his tomorrow. And I was like, well then
Speaker 1: I'm just going to go stand over by Bilbo Park
Speaker 1: and see if they have any extras. And I'm luckily
Speaker 1: I'm old enough that they look at me and heavy
Speaker 1: enough that they're just like, oh, she's probably at risk.
Speaker 6: Everyone I know that's gotten it. There wasn't much of
Speaker 6: a vetting. They didn't ask a lot of questions. You
Speaker 6: just show up.
Speaker 1: They did vet the line, sure, they did pick other
Speaker 1: people before me.
Speaker 3: Oh okay.
Speaker 1: And then and it was at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: Okay, And so it took a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: And then that's good. That's time. That's time well spent.
Speaker 1: It's time well spent. And what it has done is
Speaker 1: created new anxiety. It turns out I hate change, whether
Speaker 1: it's positive or not. All year I've been like that.
Speaker 1: Why I got to get out of here. I've been
Speaker 1: I've been LARPing out some lax time here here in
Speaker 1: the garage, pretending I'm at lax.
Speaker 3: Uh, so thank you for.
Speaker 1: And then uh and now that I'm going to travel.
Speaker 1: I assume after I get the second shot and two
Speaker 1: weeks after, because that's what it is. Two weeks after
Speaker 1: you get the second shot, you it's all coursing through
Speaker 1: your body and you're as safe as you can be
Speaker 1: with a mask. And then also continue to wash your
Speaker 1: hands and you sanitize her, and yet don't be a.
Speaker 6: Moron, and then you'll feel good. You'll feel safe to
Speaker 6: go do stand up places. Then I'll feel then I'll
Speaker 6: feel safe to go do stand up places. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: I guess still not sell any merch, you guys.
Speaker 1: I bought five thousand dollars worth of merch before we
Speaker 1: went into lockdown last year. You got to sell that merch, Jackie.
Speaker 5: Look, we will remember too if you have any dates
Speaker 5: that you know for sure right now, or you want
Speaker 5: to plug him at the end. But our listeners are
Speaker 5: big comedy fans and supporters where you go, if we
Speaker 5: have them in that area, they will come and see you.
Speaker 1: I mean April twenty third, I'm supposed to April. It's
Speaker 1: either twenty third or twenty fourth. It's the weekend. That
Speaker 1: weekend of April, I'm going to be in Milwaukee in
Speaker 1: a very large theater, socially distant nice and it's going
Speaker 1: to be it's going to be, you know, not full
Speaker 1: by any means, but it's going to be relatively expensive
Speaker 1: because it's sort of a benefit for this theater and
Speaker 1: for so much reason. I can't remember, But whatever it is,
Speaker 1: I know the weekend, so I don't know the night.
Speaker 1: I know the city, I don't know the venue.
Speaker 4: And that's it.
Speaker 3: Through the Laughing Tap people.
Speaker 6: It's through the Laughing Tap people. And we're supposed to
Speaker 6: do that at the end of this month. And I said,
Speaker 6: I'm scared, I can't.
Speaker 1: Well, that's that's what I I've I have had so
Speaker 1: many things scheduled that I've had to say I'm scared,
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah. That about two and a half months ago,
Speaker 1: I said, I am not booking anything until I get
Speaker 1: the first shirt. Yeah, and then but then here's the
Speaker 1: here's the annoying thing. Start saving up fans of do
Speaker 1: you need a ride? Because Ticketmaster is giving no one
Speaker 1: a deal to see this show? So how much is it?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: I think it's like fifty or sixty bucks? Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: So it's it's a drag. So if you have work
Speaker 1: and you have money, it will help the theater in
Speaker 1: addition to myself.
Speaker 5: But know that it's which is good because the you know,
Speaker 5: live venues really need your support. So they're are we're
Speaker 5: only talking to our richer listeners. Yes, yes, people struggling
Speaker 5: take a breather, h don't you listeners?
Speaker 1: When that's it? That's it? Yeah, and get in there
Speaker 1: because we all want to help the theater. We all
Speaker 1: want to make sure the theater remains open, but we
Speaker 1: also wish the ticketmaster wasn't a pile of do.
Speaker 6: Do Yeah, just like Pearl Jam said a long time ago.
Speaker 1: They did, did they?
Speaker 3: Yeah? They were very upset with Ticketmaster.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know anything about it, of course, because
Speaker 6: I wasn't selling tickets to anything, drinking forties and skateboarding.
Speaker 6: But I remember them being very outspoken about.
Speaker 5: Ticket back because all the fees and all the service
Speaker 5: charges and all the things that know, the artists can't control,
Speaker 5: and then the they are and then the fans blame
Speaker 5: the artist and they're are matt at yep, right venue.
Speaker 1: I guess the venue can't even control it at this
Speaker 1: point because it's a union venue in the Union made
Speaker 1: a deal with Ticketmaster. Yeah, and go union anyway, Still
Speaker 1: go Union. Still need unions.
Speaker 3: Now more than ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I thought, if it's the theater the last time we
Speaker 5: were in Milwauke and we were on tour, we did,
Speaker 5: and I want to call it either the river Front, Nope,
Speaker 5: the Palace, the Fox something like that.
Speaker 1: The river View, I think is the one. It was
Speaker 1: probably right there on Wisconsin Avenue. I think I saw
Speaker 1: the Marquee. That is a beautiful old theater. It might
Speaker 1: be the Majestic or something. All I know is that
Speaker 1: it seats four thousand people and they're not going to
Speaker 1: put for and you'll be happy. Don't know, they're not
Speaker 1: going to put four thousand people there at the end
Speaker 1: of April.
Speaker 5: Hey, if you're rich and you don't love germs or
Speaker 5: other people, this sounds like the show for you.
Speaker 1: And if you're vaccinated, which would be less. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: you know when I was going to go on the
Speaker 1: road and you're worry free. Yeah, I was going to
Speaker 1: go on the road. I literally ordered I literally ordered
Speaker 1: eight hundred masks to give away because I didn't want
Speaker 1: people to not wear them.
Speaker 6: That's great, nice and now perfectly so we're all vaccinated.
Speaker 3: We don't need your mask.
Speaker 1: We're off a paper. People are going to keep wearing masks.
Speaker 5: I think people will keep wearing masks. I think that's
Speaker 5: for the air and end for the airports for sure.
Speaker 1: And just and here's here's a fun fact is that
Speaker 1: the flu, the actual flu, was down so much this
Speaker 1: year because of masks and social distancing. So a lot
Speaker 1: of people didn't die because of the flu. People busy
Speaker 1: dying because of COVID very said, but the flu, nobody
Speaker 1: died because of it. And I'm going to wear a mask.
Speaker 1: I know that through at least June, and I'll probably
Speaker 1: always wear a mask in It feels like I've been
Speaker 1: tricked into it by it, but that's me investing in
Speaker 1: Reynolds Rep. So I do have a tinfoil hat theory
Speaker 1: that they want us all to stay home. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to say I.
Speaker 6: Have not had any kind of a bug, like you
Speaker 6: just don't get sick in general. I'm going to wear masks, yes,
Speaker 6: I prompt mark my words.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like.
Speaker 5: The combination of hand washing, which is the kind of
Speaker 5: thing Sadly, I really didn't think that much about. True,
Speaker 5: I would of course do it when abnormal, yeah, after
Speaker 5: going to the bathroom or hand or yeah, getting something
Speaker 5: weird on your hands, But other than that, it was
Speaker 5: like then it became that thing where we all turned
Speaker 5: in lightly OCD with very good reason.
Speaker 1: And I don't think.
Speaker 5: That goes away after when you are made to be conscious,
Speaker 5: Like I keep thinking about that those first couple of months.
Speaker 1: Where we were wiping down our groceries.
Speaker 5: Like we're standing in the kitchen with the chlorox wipes
Speaker 5: with a cereal box like crazy not you know, not
Speaker 5: evenually proven to be needed.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but still and I know prior to that, I
Speaker 6: always have my fingers in my damn face.
Speaker 3: I had my mouth, eyes, rubbing my eyes.
Speaker 6: Pardon me, while I touched my face. I mean, it
Speaker 6: was so fun to watch them. It's like being at
Speaker 6: a party. I haven't seen that for years. I touched
Speaker 6: your face. That was beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh so glat you know what. And I'm sober so
Speaker 1: I could do this. I could touch my nose without
Speaker 1: even looking at that, and I'm looking at I just
Speaker 1: love that. This really it is the beginning of the
Speaker 1: end though. I think that's really nice. It's great to
Speaker 1: hear you have your first shot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Anytime someone says that, I'm elated. Yeah yeah, it's when
Speaker 1: I uh, the like my I have a friend of
Speaker 1: mine who's actually been working on the cure for eights
Speaker 1: for the last thirty five years and making some some
Speaker 1: no cure but but you know, making some dent And
Speaker 1: I talked to her and they pulled her off of
Speaker 1: it last you know, a year ago December to work
Speaker 1: on January. I think, to work on COVID. And she
Speaker 1: got the Pfizer one back in end of August early
Speaker 1: September as a test, as a test, and then she
Speaker 1: would take her own blood and look at the antibodies.
Speaker 6: And I bet so smart. She sounds like she's maybe
Speaker 6: smarter than me. Yeah, I think she's.
Speaker 1: Got some chops. She's got some science chops.
Speaker 3: Y uh yeah. But you know me and I know
Speaker 3: the streets, my ears to the curb.
Speaker 1: That's what I've always heard about you. Christopher ya Banks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have oh like you.
Speaker 5: You're a street I know the streets of my town.
Speaker 1: Your sunset and off of sunset is Alvarado. What about
Speaker 1: the back of your hand? Have you guys looked at
Speaker 1: that recently? Holy smokes? Do I know it? I know it?
Speaker 5: Mine wrinkly an old lady ish, It's I am on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Now, speaking of old ladyness.
Speaker 3: What happened dancing flipsick?
Speaker 1: What do you do? You're doing the dance as my
Speaker 1: niece does, No though I do. I've decided that I
Speaker 1: h I got for crystals, I got animal crossing, and
Speaker 1: I have a lot of different reactions, and uh so
Speaker 1: I've decided that I'm that that's what's going to be
Speaker 1: my personality on stage now? Is me just doing animal
Speaker 1: crossing reactions? Vita Anyway flourish.
Speaker 6: And I only know about it because there's a comedy
Speaker 6: show that it's set inside the world of animal crossing.
Speaker 6: So I've seen the version of me doing Standout and Little,
Speaker 6: but I still don't know about the game.
Speaker 1: Is it like SIMS? It is like SIMS, except for
Speaker 1: it's better looking, and it is it is so so epically.
Speaker 1: It's Nintendo, so it's it's just a it's essentially a
Speaker 1: dollhos you have. You have an island, you get to
Speaker 1: decorate it in terror form it, and you have neighbors
Speaker 1: and you get to meet them, and it is incredibly
Speaker 1: soothing and the graphics are so gorgeous that I literally
Speaker 1: turned to Andy and I said, look at the sunset.
Speaker 1: We have, we have windows, we went outdoors that we could.
Speaker 6: It doesn't have other like things like can you get
Speaker 6: audited and divorced and everything in it too.
Speaker 1: No, you're not the hard Time. Yeah, this game you're
Speaker 1: talking about Starview Valley, which is another game that is
Speaker 1: exactly like animals but has more drama. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: just did a dork forest about star I think it's
Speaker 1: called Starview Valley and it was hilarious. It turns out
Speaker 1: the mayor is sleeping with the carpenter lady and neither
Speaker 1: one of them are married, but for some reason they're secrecy.
Speaker 5: And because that's the essence of romance.
Speaker 1: Finally finally figured it out, the essence of romance that
Speaker 1: I've realized with because I've you know, here's the thing
Speaker 1: about quarantine is that I have never spent this munchtime
Speaker 1: home in thirty five years. I have been married for
Speaker 1: now fourteen fifteen years. Amazing, and have I speculation, thank you?
Speaker 1: Have I spent this much time with another person like
Speaker 1: this the whole time? No? And so but it's been exciting.
Speaker 1: And I've realized is that because he's better at, oh,
Speaker 1: almost everything I would say, and uh, but one of
Speaker 1: the things he's I've I've taken up something that I've
Speaker 1: decided to call affection plagiarism, where he'll do something nice
Speaker 1: for me and then later I'll remember it and think,
Speaker 1: I bet you he would like it if I did
Speaker 1: that for him. And it turns out that might be
Speaker 1: what a successful relationship might be.
Speaker 5: Wait, is that the secrets are really might be copy copying,
Speaker 5: completely cribbing off of.
Speaker 3: His catching you because he'd be like, well, I just
Speaker 3: did this for you yesterdayaling my exactly.
Speaker 1: It turns out he doesn't mind it. He doesn't mind
Speaker 1: also being hugged, or when I go into the kitchen,
Speaker 1: I say, would you like something to drink?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess when you do nice things for people,
Speaker 6: they rarely are asking what it's the motivation?
Speaker 1: No, No, he actually is such a good guy that
Speaker 1: he has I don't think he I assume he doesn't
Speaker 1: have any motivation besides that he likes me, And my
Speaker 1: motivation is a little more complicated than that, because I
Speaker 1: genuinely like him and love him, of course, but it's
Speaker 1: also what am I supposed to be doing? So uh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I may not be my line right now.
Speaker 6: Well, I know you are always comfortable with him, because,
Speaker 6: as I recall being in your place, you had two
Speaker 6: computers facing each other, or the computers were back to back,
Speaker 6: so you were set up facing each other in an
Speaker 6: office like a tube situation.
Speaker 1: It's still like that you're playing playing office. Uh huh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we like to gossip over by the water heater.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's a sign that things have always been fine.
Speaker 4: Here's here's what we tell you microwave fish who wait
Speaker 4: my yo play?
Speaker 1: So uh the uh this garage room that I've in,
Speaker 1: we had this added onto the garage like last They
Speaker 1: finished it last April, and so it's we're very lucky.
Speaker 1: There are three different rooms to hide from each other
Speaker 1: and have zoom events. Because he teaches, he designs video
Speaker 1: games for a living, and then he also has another
Speaker 1: part type job where he teaches at a tech school
Speaker 1: at the New York Film Academy. He teaches game design
Speaker 1: and super fun and made him eligible for the vaccine.
Speaker 1: So because well, you could just volunteer. Someone asked me
Speaker 1: if I wanted to volunteer to deliver things to the homeless,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I've been available to do that
Speaker 1: anytime the last time I've been Ye, you can send
Speaker 1: me on errands. I'm the youngest of six. I was
Speaker 1: born to run errands for people. Hey go downstairs and
Speaker 1: get that thing. Okay, yeah, that's the youngest job. Always
Speaker 1: it's like, is there anything get it for me? Eventually,
Speaker 1: when I was about thirteen, my brother would send me
Speaker 1: like a three quarter of a mile to get him
Speaker 1: a soda because we didn't have any soda in the house.
Speaker 1: He's like, if you go down to the gas station
Speaker 1: and get me a soda, I'll buy you one. And
Speaker 1: so when I was like eleven or twelve, I would
Speaker 1: do it for my soda, and then I would desperately
Speaker 1: try not to drink my soda by the time I
Speaker 1: was home, and then I handed him his soda, and uh,
Speaker 1: and that's the end of that story.
Speaker 3: It's great.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just glad to hear you delivered that soda,
Speaker 5: because that's what you know.
Speaker 1: That was the agreement. That was the social agreement. He
Speaker 1: had given me a dollar, so I better not just
Speaker 1: be pocketing. I could have just pocketed the extra fifty anyway,
Speaker 1: good jackie.
Speaker 6: Behind you, is that a vision board? And if so,
Speaker 6: may we see it please? Or you don't have to
Speaker 6: share it?
Speaker 1: Or is this your pilots grit?
Speaker 6: It might be sultry photos of Oh here's what's happening
Speaker 6: to you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys are going to see the vision board. Yes,
Speaker 1: there is it is. There is a vision board, and
Speaker 1: like this is this is the career quarter you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to pr look at all those stations.
Speaker 1: You can do that, because what do you want the BBC?
Speaker 3: I see that logo.
Speaker 1: I would like a special I would like to write things.
Speaker 1: I would like to be a cartoon voice for some
Speaker 1: of these programs. Oh that's the Stephen Universe.
Speaker 3: I would love to do that as well, cartoon voices.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's very cool.
Speaker 3: It is so fun.
Speaker 1: And then over here is my family. I would love
Speaker 1: to see them again. You got yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How much.
Speaker 3: Photosing to dream?
Speaker 1: Jackie? I'm daring to dream. I would also like to
Speaker 1: sit in first class up here?
Speaker 3: Did you see this all?
Speaker 1: But delta verst?
Speaker 3: I like how you're very for it.
Speaker 6: It's a very attainable things because people tend to get
Speaker 6: a little lofty.
Speaker 3: But just she's a realist. Yeah, I'd like to see
Speaker 3: my family horse.
Speaker 5: There's a horse on that vision board. I like seeing
Speaker 5: it there. I drew that horse because I couldn't find
Speaker 5: a picture of a horse. And then a picture of
Speaker 5: a dog.
Speaker 1: Get this. We got a dog down coming to fruition.
Speaker 1: I should get it off the foot. I'm getting.
Speaker 7: Put something on a blue whale, Jackie. Don't wish for
Speaker 7: a whale. For Christ's sake, it's a sailboat. Oh okay,
Speaker 7: what do you the guy from uh jewel Jewel of
Speaker 7: the Nile.
Speaker 3: I couldn't remember Romancing the Stone, so I mentioned the
Speaker 3: less popular sequel.
Speaker 1: I would like to be more bendy. Do you guys
Speaker 1: see that? Do you guys see what I would like
Speaker 1: to be? World to give a wind up window? You
Speaker 1: made me want to start scratching. Give a window. Also
Speaker 1: working on my footwork because I'm now an old timey boxer. Okay, well, yeah.
Speaker 3: You've got to work on that footwork if you're going
Speaker 3: to be on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Kids want to see just stand up I cut. I've
Speaker 1: cut old stand up clips and done one minute stand
Speaker 1: up clips and it turns out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you posted so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so much work that when anyone doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: I literally followed them back to there and block them.
Speaker 1: I spent an hour on that clip. You can fuck
Speaker 1: right off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I should do what you're doing. Can
Speaker 3: I borrow your vision board? You can take off your
Speaker 3: family from it? Weird avice.
Speaker 5: Honestly, I want to say, though, thank you for sharing
Speaker 5: your vision board, because if you somehow spotted Chris my
Speaker 5: vision board behind me. I would be like, get away
Speaker 5: because I have I had things on there where I
Speaker 5: was like a cherry tree. I was very vague. I
Speaker 5: kind of didn't know what I was doing. And then
Speaker 5: I picture of Philip Seymour Hoffman. I saw it recently
Speaker 5: when I moved, and I was like, I think I
Speaker 5: need to get rid of this thing. But it was
Speaker 5: too It was a little too I almost think I
Speaker 5: was doing more of a design page for like for
Speaker 5: a room I wanted to move into, as opposed to
Speaker 5: actually goals for myself.
Speaker 1: But that's very private.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I went I went out on a limb and
Speaker 6: I'm like, I should not have brought up the vision board.
Speaker 1: I will say this is that when I because Bamford
Speaker 1: has been trying to get me to do a vision
Speaker 1: board for twenty one years. Ron Funches, I went on
Speaker 1: his getting better and he was like, just do it,
Speaker 1: and so and then and I and I did it.
Speaker 1: And it was actually a super emotional experience because I
Speaker 1: decided not to lie and I was like, why would
Speaker 1: I lie on my own fucking piece of tag board.
Speaker 1: You're here, I like this stuff here, nobody's looking at it, though.
Speaker 1: I will say that Andy saw it so much that
Speaker 1: he finally said, do you want a dog? All that,
Speaker 1: I said, I do want a dog, but he's we've
Speaker 1: never gotten a dog because we've always had this iguana.
Speaker 1: And the iguana passed away like two years ago, twenty
Speaker 1: three years old. Yes, I'm sorry, Well that's fine. Andy
Speaker 1: was holding his hand when he died. It's called a hand,
Speaker 1: it was. It looked like a fucking hand to me.
Speaker 1: It was he looked like a little man. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little man.
Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, it was a little insurance salesman. That is
Speaker 3: pretty cute.
Speaker 1: And he did put a shamrock hat on him once.
Speaker 1: Farers could not have been more furious.
Speaker 6: I'll never forget the day my sister and I made
Speaker 6: a tiny coffin for my frog and bury him in
Speaker 6: the backyard. It's good to go through human like sarahmon ritual,
Speaker 6: passing a.
Speaker 1: Little bit of a ritual. Yeah. And then so uh so,
Speaker 1: Andy said I can get a dog. And then then
Speaker 1: he said, but you have to be the one to
Speaker 1: pull the trigger and say we're going to get the dog.
Speaker 1: And so and now we have Gordie, the dog who
Speaker 1: we got in the pound three weeks.
Speaker 6: O's our pressure get a dog that looked like you're drawing.
Speaker 6: Uh no, that looked like a dogson to me, did
Speaker 6: you get a dog?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 1: That dog doesn't that he's just a little he's he's
Speaker 1: actually some sort of kind of a Chihuahua Pekinese. He's
Speaker 1: we had a choice of Chihuahua mixes or pitbull mixes.
Speaker 1: And I have never had a dog before Andy, he's
Speaker 1: had dogs this entire line, and I was like, I
Speaker 1: would like a smaller dog in case wrestling must be involved.
Speaker 1: I would like to be taller and stronger than whatever
Speaker 1: dog always win the dog wrestling match, right, And so,
Speaker 1: so Gordie is eight years old and he is a gentleman.
Speaker 1: He is incredibly what a good sport he seems. We've
Speaker 1: only had him three weeks, so he has the potential
Speaker 1: to be very bossy. But I think that that might
Speaker 1: just be a dog trait where and he's only had
Speaker 1: one other family and the family moved and he's eight
Speaker 1: years old, and and so he's fit in pretty well.
Speaker 1: We have a backyard, so he can he can, but
Speaker 1: but he likes to go for I you know, when
Speaker 1: I was doing the road all the time. I used
Speaker 1: to do this thing called hotel art, where I would
Speaker 1: show the art in my hotel room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was on an episode of that. You
Speaker 3: were you were at the Airbnb.
Speaker 1: A great job, thank you. So now I'm just doing
Speaker 1: Gordy patrol. Here's what I don't have any dog materials.
Speaker 1: Kill Martin was telling me that everybody got a quarantine dog,
Speaker 1: and now everybody has dog material but I don't really.
Speaker 1: I do have a question do dogs not have Is
Speaker 1: it just Gordy or do dogs not have butt cheeks?
Speaker 1: Like I'm walking this dog and I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stare at his asshole.
Speaker 6: I guess yeah, it's just kind of the hole. There's
Speaker 6: no you know, like with a rhinoceros or something, there's
Speaker 6: a human like bulbous ass and I've always appreciated that.
Speaker 6: With a dog, it's just a tail covering up an
Speaker 6: exit hole.
Speaker 5: There's no actually, depending on the breed of dog, the
Speaker 5: tail usually stays down unless there's something some action taking place.
Speaker 1: So not like is happy, So he's tail up weighing
Speaker 1: in his hole. But and so I'm just sharing it
Speaker 1: was but for the whole on. Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 5: You'll get used, you know what. I what I'd say
Speaker 5: is speed up, get get in front of Gordy a
Speaker 5: little bit. Then you can change your view.
Speaker 1: I was like, whatt you look at my butthole?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Check check this, check out this rear end, buddy, See
Speaker 1: how competitive, See how happy I am.
Speaker 3: That's one of the things I've never I loved having
Speaker 3: cats my whole life and the dogs that I've been around,
Speaker 3: but looking at their butthole constantly was never my favorite.
Speaker 3: It's just the thing you forget.
Speaker 5: You're both saying it as if it's required, and I
Speaker 5: I've looked at both of my dog's buttholes maybe three
Speaker 5: times total. You don't have to look at it in
Speaker 5: the real way, so other stuff to look at, and
Speaker 5: the BH is gonna be present, and you just look
Speaker 5: at something.
Speaker 1: Else, and then you're just like, I'm empetized. I was.
Speaker 1: I was just a passing comment. I'm just hoping. I
Speaker 1: was just wondering about budgets. I didn't I don't know a.
Speaker 6: Lot to fixated on it. Now, so you're passing comment.
Speaker 6: That's become passion.
Speaker 1: And now, so let's let's talk about other things. I
Speaker 1: drew a horse and I cut out a picture of
Speaker 1: a sailboat.
Speaker 3: Do you want a sailboat? Have you say it?
Speaker 5: But Jackie wants is to be a billionaire, that's clear
Speaker 5: she is. She wants to dominate the stock market. She
Speaker 5: wants to discover a vein of gold if you guys had.
Speaker 1: A billion dollars. And I have been thinking about this
Speaker 1: because of Jeff Basil's wife, and I was thinking if
Speaker 1: I had a billion dollars, I literally there is I
Speaker 1: live in vant eyes. I can't have a horse right now.
Speaker 1: It really would not go with our nine hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty six square house foothubs. Yeah, and the sailboat. Uh
Speaker 1: So I want a pedal horse and maybe ride one,
Speaker 1: and maybe learn to ride. And I wouldn't mind learning
Speaker 1: to sale, which can be done if you volunteer. When
Speaker 1: we're back in you know, being social. You can volunteer
Speaker 1: to crewe and other people's sailboats here like in Long
Speaker 1: Beach and stuff. And you learned to sail that way.
Speaker 3: There's a lot to it.
Speaker 6: I've sailed a few times and uh with people that
Speaker 6: knew what they were doing. And it's it's hard. I mean,
Speaker 6: you all of a sudden, the wind changes, you have
Speaker 6: to move you have to untie everything and move the sail,
Speaker 6: and it's tacking a bunch of people running around.
Speaker 3: There's poles. You could get knocked into the water and
Speaker 3: then and then killed dolphins.
Speaker 1: We once I was on a catamaran on the Atlantic
Speaker 1: once and it tipped over. And the guy that I
Speaker 1: was sailing with, he knew how to sail, and he said,
Speaker 1: what we do is we climb up onto the back
Speaker 1: of the thing and then we both grab a rope
Speaker 1: and we lean into it and using our weight, we
Speaker 1: pop it back up. And I was like, that makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the rope that I grabbed was not a rope. I
Speaker 1: grabbed a bungee cord. So I was like a teet
Speaker 1: a tree falling over into the ocean again, and he
Speaker 1: laughed for almost forty seconds.
Speaker 3: You fell in the ocean.
Speaker 1: I always fall in the ocean, don't. I don't. I
Speaker 1: am not a gazelle. This is uh. There's the illusion
Speaker 1: of I actually on the inside think that I'm much
Speaker 1: more athletic, taller, better looking, stronger, faster. I'm the six
Speaker 1: million dollar woman. I think I'm blonde. I have no
Speaker 1: idea what I look like. So Zoom has been quite
Speaker 1: a revelation for.
Speaker 5: Me, zoom is a pretty big disappointment, I think for
Speaker 5: all of us, for in terms of what we look like,
Speaker 5: in terms of our our timing, which is that's the
Speaker 5: thing that's really gonna when we're all back together again.
Speaker 5: Will like interrupting continue, will the not starting stopping?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the fucking worst conversation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're all going to have impeccable timing now because
Speaker 6: we're all paying attention to this.
Speaker 1: Just hyper sensitive and exactly when sorry talk.
Speaker 3: I'm just passing by. I don't know you. Oh, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I get the sense that you've got a good idea,
Speaker 5: So I'm going to hope I hold that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't know I had aged until this year
Speaker 6: because of all the zoom.
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of mirrors. But yeah, zoom,
Speaker 3: I don't leave it to me.
Speaker 1: And you you could put that. You could slide that
Speaker 1: thing to remove all sense of aging, to actually remove
Speaker 1: your nose. It just gets rid of your face entirely.
Speaker 1: It's an aldemort screen.
Speaker 7: It's just two holes like this, your noseless snake filed
Speaker 7: snake fild Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: So Farrah Eisenberg has the greatest bit about zoom Or
Speaker 1: did about nine months ago. It was about her four
Speaker 1: year old child who was acting up. She put them
Speaker 1: in a corner and literally, after twenty or thirty seconds,
Speaker 1: she said that he yelled, unmute me. Such a great line.
Speaker 1: I thought I'd get a bigger really happen, Oh it
Speaker 1: better have happened. Come on, four year olds repeat all
Speaker 1: kinds of this. There was somebody that said there's a again.
Speaker 5: That believes he's watched so many YouTube videos that he
Speaker 5: he ends every interaction with family members by saying I
Speaker 5: can subscribe.
Speaker 1: See that that I don't believe, and that, uh, that's
Speaker 1: just a well crafted joke that nothing's believable. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just lying. Nothing is believable anymore. We're not around each other.
Speaker 5: The natural hilariousness of life has become doubtful.
Speaker 1: You know, there there is trouble. It's uh. I do
Speaker 1: feel bad for the people with kids who are beating
Speaker 1: themselves up. Who are there's all these people that are
Speaker 1: beating themselves up. And I'm like, kids still alive? And
Speaker 1: did you ever spend a year with your parents? Uh? No, No,
Speaker 1: these kids are gonna these kids are going to grow
Speaker 1: up and they're like, no, I spent like a year
Speaker 1: and a half, right, they were right there the whole time. Yep.
Speaker 1: And uh and I this is another bit I'm working on.
Speaker 1: I don't have any conversation you guys. So this is
Speaker 1: what we need you to. Okay, fair enough fill the time. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: so the Jeck Jackie jackieation content provider. So, but the
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, they literally I remember when
Speaker 1: they invented the term quality time. It was in the
Speaker 1: it was in the seventies, and my stepmother, stepmother of
Speaker 1: six children, I genuinely remember her saying to me, we
Speaker 1: can't afford quality time. We can only afford quantity time.
Speaker 1: And that's what you'll get some nuggets. It'll be fun.
Speaker 1: And because she did try to artificially create, she was like,
Speaker 1: quality time, Okay, none of you ever see your father
Speaker 1: because he literally was like I got married so I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to raise these kids. And so but he
Speaker 1: she made him take us each to breakfast on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: She's like, take each kid to breakfast on us six
Speaker 1: weeks in a row, and then and they'll get an
Speaker 1: hour and a half with you, and that'll be fun
Speaker 1: and they won't be drug addicts, right, right, right, quality time,
Speaker 1: quality time too late. Some of my brother's already drug addicts.
Speaker 5: But then they're nice and high at breakfast, and that's
Speaker 5: fun too, that is fun.
Speaker 1: My father, I was the youngest, and so I was
Speaker 1: probably nine eight or nine years old, and he took
Speaker 1: me to breakfast, and I remember him being visibly bored.
Speaker 5: I remember being in the car with my dad because
Speaker 5: he was being a fireman. He would be on for
Speaker 5: three days, off for four days or whatever, so my
Speaker 5: mom and my mom worked all every day, so he
Speaker 5: would when he was home, he was like he was
Speaker 5: the house white.
Speaker 1: It was really funny. So you'd just be always.
Speaker 5: I was just always in the car with him, running errands,
Speaker 5: going to yardbirds. It seemed like that was the only
Speaker 5: thing we ever did, was go to the hardware store.
Speaker 5: But I was always just like, you know, good, it's
Speaker 5: good times, and I'm getting attention and whatever.
Speaker 1: And I remember one time often actually my dad would
Speaker 1: just go, Okay, that's enough talking. Just shut you down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't keep asking me whatever question comes into
Speaker 5: your head, that's it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't do that at all with my family.
Speaker 6: I think I was close to my parents, but we
Speaker 6: didn't even talk during dinner. You just silently eat as
Speaker 6: fast as you can, and then you go to your
Speaker 6: section of the house. One time, I stayed with Matt
Speaker 6: Bronger's parents during one of the first Bridgetown festivals. I
Speaker 6: slept in their basement because there wasn't enough of a
Speaker 6: hotel budget for me.
Speaker 3: But I had fun.
Speaker 6: And they had a time during the day when they
Speaker 6: would sit in the living room and talk about their day,
Speaker 6: and it was like a planned thing.
Speaker 3: At four o'clock, We're going to talk.
Speaker 6: And I thought that maybe I was in trouble for
Speaker 6: coming home late or something, but no, they just sat
Speaker 6: in the living room and had a very healthy, loving talk.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, this is.
Speaker 6: So foreign to me because it was planned and I
Speaker 6: was nervous for it, and they asked me about my
Speaker 6: day as a visiting family member.
Speaker 3: It was really a healthy thing. But I had.
Speaker 5: My family was like that at dinner. That's that's when
Speaker 5: everybody was asked about their day. That's when everybody complained
Speaker 5: about their individual jobs, teachers, whatever. And then we would
Speaker 5: also sometimes just sit there after dinner and just keep
Speaker 5: on sitting at the table, laughing, and making jokes because
Speaker 5: I think my dad was from this gigantic Irish family
Speaker 5: where basically that's what they did. That was kind of
Speaker 5: like the set. That's how we learned because my mom
Speaker 5: didn't really have a family, so we just kind of
Speaker 5: did what my dad's family did.
Speaker 1: And it's really lovely. It was very good. It's so
Speaker 1: weird the family that you adopt of like the sort
Speaker 1: of the different customs. We sat at the table. My
Speaker 1: dad would literally go around the table and you had
Speaker 1: a was. It was really good at open mic because
Speaker 1: of it, because you had a minute and a half
Speaker 1: to make it interesting that it's moon on and my
Speaker 1: brother Russ always nailed it. It was very irritating and
Speaker 1: it was like, how come he always gets to tell
Speaker 1: his stories like he's got the best pitch and.
Speaker 3: So well, now I'm remembering that I was. I was.
Speaker 6: They had me put on shows, usually puppet shows or something,
Speaker 6: and I would hide behind the table and do a
Speaker 6: performance and that was planned. So maybe we all have
Speaker 6: our version of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 6: I didn't want to make it sound like my parents
Speaker 6: were unattentive.
Speaker 5: I did well, but probably you're comparing it to the Brongers,
Speaker 5: and that's what they were doing was very high level.
Speaker 3: There was like classic music playing in the background during
Speaker 3: this meeting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there they were. They were doing quaker ship. Yeah
Speaker 1: that feels it feels real strong.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was highly religious.
Speaker 1: It feels very Judeo Christian. Talked some smack about the
Speaker 1: big They got some comics together to talk shit on God.
Speaker 3: Let's do this.
Speaker 1: It's the Bronger's talk circle.
Speaker 5: I actually had ahead, Oh sorry, and then I'm gonna like,
Speaker 5: I'm going to like have a stomach with you.
Speaker 3: It was like you were having a light contest and
Speaker 3: you both died.
Speaker 1: I was just having I.
Speaker 5: Was having memories that both of you were there for
Speaker 5: thinking about Bridgetown comedy festivals, where at the time I
Speaker 5: was like, I shouldn't be here. I'm too old and
Speaker 5: I'm a guitar comic or whatever.
Speaker 1: Weird shit.
Speaker 5: I was deciding about myself and I'm literally sitting in
Speaker 5: my house, like remember the time we were all at
Speaker 5: the warehouse party afterwards and then the train came like yeah,
Speaker 5: just like remember the breakfast where then we all ended
Speaker 5: up being in the same restaurant at the same time,
Speaker 5: like as if it were the most gorgeous golden year, right, like.
Speaker 1: We were on Mikans and it was a yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: none of that was happening.
Speaker 6: I miss everything. I was invited to a party the
Speaker 6: other day in my neighborhood because it was all a
Speaker 6: group of friends that are all service industry and they've
Speaker 6: had their vaccinations, and I was like, I thought it
Speaker 6: would be like Thanksgiving with them, where we'd be in
Speaker 6: the backyard. But I showed up and it was a
Speaker 6: it was an apartment full of people high fiving and
Speaker 6: hugging because they had had their vaccinations, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 6: I'm I was horrified, and I I didn't go in,
Speaker 6: and I felt like a weirdo.
Speaker 3: But I'm just it's so funny how not used to it?
Speaker 3: I am we.
Speaker 1: Just all got used to, like because literally now when
Speaker 1: I when I got the shot, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: now there's no excuse not to go anywhere that I've
Speaker 1: wanted to go to this whole year. But now I'm scared. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm it turns out I hate change.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't want it to change this way,
Speaker 1: and now I don't want it to change this way.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad for the new administration of that affairs,
Speaker 1: and it's good that there's a choice. But I have
Speaker 1: I'm Jackie. I'm just like you where I'm in this house.
Speaker 5: And early on in this quarantine, I was just like,
Speaker 5: this could last six months.
Speaker 1: This could last four years.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get through this, and we're not gonna go crazy.
Speaker 1: We're not going to go crazy. So I have that
Speaker 1: thing now.
Speaker 5: I'm so I'm so braced that it's going to take me.
Speaker 5: It's probably gonna take me a good three four months
Speaker 5: just to be like, yeah, you know, even if I'm
Speaker 5: vaccinated or whatever, just to kind of be like we're
Speaker 5: doing it. We're socializing again. I mean, a couple of
Speaker 5: times people would come over.
Speaker 1: It was really nice for a little while, and then
Speaker 1: it was then I was just like, I have it now,
Speaker 1: I have it right now, I fucking have it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: before quarantine, you had me for forty five minutes. Now
Speaker 1: you have me for fifteen to like I literally have
Speaker 1: met Maria and my friend Carmen and other people outside,
Speaker 1: and at about fifteen or twenty minutes, I'm like, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're done sitting around. I can't offer you anything to eat.
Speaker 1: Or drink. You gotta go, and me too.
Speaker 6: But I like that that that everyone understands there's no yeah,
Speaker 6: I gotta go, and everyone's like I understand.
Speaker 1: They really do. Everybody is pretty saying about the whole thing.
Speaker 6: And no one judged me for not wanting to go
Speaker 6: into that apartment. They understood that's cool.
Speaker 1: Especially if they're all vaccinated and you're not. That's like
Speaker 1: what that's no.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think that means it's safe for me.
Speaker 6: I think it can still you can.
Speaker 1: Still yeah, they can still carry it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, good, I'm glad.
Speaker 5: Also, I think it don't pre celebrate, like the whole
Speaker 5: point of like, wait, get your vaccination, get your second vaccination,
Speaker 5: then go celebrate when there's like a real thing.
Speaker 1: But if you pre celebrate or start.
Speaker 5: Making it's the same people like the people that never
Speaker 5: stopped going places and.
Speaker 1: Never wear masks or whatever.
Speaker 5: It's just like this was a real accomplishment, you know, yeh,
Speaker 5: like quarantining, staying home, doing what was best.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a choice.
Speaker 5: Some people didn't make it because they're fucking selfish whatever,
Speaker 5: but I did. So it's like, you know, now that
Speaker 5: we're at the eleventh hour. I'm not going to go
Speaker 5: be like, oh, you're vaccinated, let's hang out, because I
Speaker 5: say it would be it would be so infuriating to
Speaker 5: get it, truly, at like.
Speaker 6: On the vaccination clock, I would go and get while
Speaker 6: in line for the show.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know did they have vaccines for the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighteens flu, the Spanish flu they called it. Did
Speaker 1: they vaccinate for that one? I think they did. I
Speaker 1: mean I think eventually they did, because I know that
Speaker 1: I saw an old timey ad where they wanted everyone
Speaker 1: to wear masks, and everyone in nineteen eighteen was like,
Speaker 1: fuck you get waring cloth. We've always been like this. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could only ask my great grandma, and she
Speaker 3: unfortunately passed at one hundred and one years old.
Speaker 1: COVID.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was very sudden. She saw three centuries, three centuries.
Speaker 6: Born in the late eighteen hundreds, lived into the two thousands.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: Wow, But yeah, I think she knew about that Spanish flu.
Speaker 6: H But we'll never We'll never know.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 3: Your dad's mom my dad's yeah, grandma, Yeah, your dad's grandma.
Speaker 1: Maybe someone on his side of the family knows.
Speaker 3: I kind of want to ask we could just google it.
Speaker 3: I'll be over here.
Speaker 1: I've been meeting to google it for like two days.
Speaker 6: Anyone listening to this right now has googled it and
Speaker 6: I read that on Twitter in a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or they're screaming right now. Yeah.
Speaker 5: That is the joy of podcast listening to podcasts is
Speaker 5: that in something that no one will listen to you.
Speaker 1: The dork Forest. I get a three to five paragraph
Speaker 1: actually almost every week. Uh, but we just I just
Speaker 1: did one with Kyle Airs about Saint Vincent, which I
Speaker 1: thought was a thrift store. It turns out it's a band.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so it's a late woman. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's a person.
Speaker 3: It's music.
Speaker 1: I like saying that's that's what Kyle. Yeah.
Speaker 5: But it's also the name of my grammar school and
Speaker 5: high school. Oh and local parish. So you know she
Speaker 5: wasn't the.
Speaker 1: First all one building uh no, sprinkled about the town. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you every guy's seen that the church that Bob
Speaker 1: Hope's Infidelity built over on Lankersham Yeah, and Moore Park. Yes.
Speaker 3: Karen knows a lot about Bob Hope and it's.
Speaker 1: That's my area to look like adjacent baby act. That
Speaker 1: is I was. There used to be a steak place
Speaker 1: over there called the Steak Joint with a y, and
Speaker 1: I used to drink too much over there. I pretended
Speaker 1: because I lived on Whipple, I lived one block over,
Speaker 1: and I pretended that I was going out for dinner
Speaker 1: every night like Rockefeller. And it turns out I would
Speaker 1: sit at the bar and just drink. And there was
Speaker 1: a guy at the bar who told me that that
Speaker 1: that church, which literally is the size of a cathedral,
Speaker 1: is every time he would have an affair, Bob Hope
Speaker 1: would donate to that church. And it has an auditorium
Speaker 1: and a basketball court and a curate's house as a
Speaker 1: and the whole front.
Speaker 5: Of it is has that like it's like a like
Speaker 5: a Rococo front. That's this insane sculptive like it almost
Speaker 5: looks like something that would be in Madrid.
Speaker 1: Right it's right there on More Parks, right there on
Speaker 1: More Park and Lanity.
Speaker 3: So Bob Hope, as a version of confession, would donate
Speaker 3: when he felt bad for his infidelities.
Speaker 1: He had a deal with his wife because his wife
Speaker 1: was Catholic. Oh she was, Oh, she was totally in
Speaker 1: on it. And also across from his compound, there was
Speaker 1: an empty lot that she supposedly always threatened to build
Speaker 1: a convent. And then they both died and then their
Speaker 1: children were like, uh, this piece of property is worth
Speaker 1: a gajillion dollars. Let me sell it. And so it
Speaker 1: came to pass. Wow, I actually got to go, And
Speaker 1: so it came to pass. I got to notte it.
Speaker 1: Brag brag.
Speaker 5: I got to go to Bob Hope's house because I
Speaker 5: did do the very last Bob Hope Young Comedian special.
Speaker 1: Oh cool you did five? Yes? Oh yeah, yeah this,
Speaker 1: and I did it with everyone on it, Margaret Smith,
Speaker 1: su Kolinski. It was. It was everybody was.
Speaker 5: Fifteen years older than me and had been doing stand
Speaker 5: up and late night sets for twenty years longer than me.
Speaker 1: And then I was just kind of there, like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up? Like it was hilarious.
Speaker 5: I clearly was like it just kind of shoved in
Speaker 5: there was really funny.
Speaker 1: But they were everyone was so nice. Margaret and Sue
Speaker 1: were so nice to.
Speaker 5: Me because I was like, oh, they're gonna hate my
Speaker 5: guts for not being like basically who to get this?
Speaker 1: And they were so lovely good.
Speaker 5: Every single comic that was on it, was awesome and
Speaker 5: Alan Thick was on it.
Speaker 1: Phyllis Diller was the co host.
Speaker 5: It was epic and we got to go like I
Speaker 5: got to meet and talk to Phyllis Diller for the
Speaker 5: day as we shot this special. It was really cool.
Speaker 5: And but one of the things we did, which was
Speaker 5: like for like a promo shoot where they took photos
Speaker 5: whatever it's and the outfit I'm wearing makes no sense.
Speaker 5: It's like it's one of those things where clearly I was.
Speaker 1: Struggling with the drinking problem. I get like good tights.
Speaker 5: I couldn't get the right color tights to match the
Speaker 5: skirt that I picked. You know, there was like that
Speaker 5: kind of stuff was like ca but tough difficulties. Nineties
Speaker 5: were hard anyway. Would I don't feel like early stand
Speaker 5: up shows that it was enough costuming input, No, my
Speaker 5: premium blend. I clearly did my own hair, and the
Speaker 5: person who did my makeup usually did drag queens.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I wore Eddie Gosling's wife's I didn't have
Speaker 8: a button up shirt and I took out the velcrow
Speaker 8: shoulder pads and oh my god, but you can't tell.
Speaker 3: It's just a silk shirt. But yeah, they.
Speaker 1: Tell you can tell Yeah.
Speaker 5: On the Buster's Happy Hour, which was my first like
Speaker 5: full set VH one really broke so much fresh young
Speaker 5: comedy in the nineties. I had the same exact thing Jackie,
Speaker 5: and I wonder if it was the same makeup artist
Speaker 5: when she was done with my face. I used to
Speaker 5: do this in my act, but I truly looked like
Speaker 5: a Romanian sex worker. It was like purple I'd purple
Speaker 5: blue and like yellow eyeshadow.
Speaker 1: Where I was like, what did you do? It was insanity?
Speaker 1: How was anyone going to pay attention to the joke
Speaker 1: hole when my eyes are going on?
Speaker 6: I was so stressed and scared to be on TV
Speaker 6: for my premium blend that I developed a cherry tomato
Speaker 6: sized blemish right by my go hole. It was right
Speaker 6: by my mouth and they just covered it with makeup,
Speaker 6: but it was still casting a shadow. And Yeah, I
Speaker 6: was so worried about that the whole time. The whole
Speaker 6: time I was doing stand.
Speaker 1: Up, is I Johnners horrible?
Speaker 6: John on the Robot is it? And I swear you
Speaker 6: can't tell him wearing a blouse?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, John Bider, So John Bider's comedy on the Road.
Speaker 1: I for some reason, was dressed as the ghetto child
Speaker 1: that I was, where I was literally wearing my brother's
Speaker 1: suit coat that I had to roll up the sleeves.
Speaker 7: That is.
Speaker 1: That is a clip that is on my Twitter feed
Speaker 1: from my pin tweet because for some reason I found
Speaker 1: that footage and I'm like, this joke isn't very good.
Speaker 1: I look ridiculous, and let's put it up. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: need content. You guys, are you transferring stations content from VHS?
Speaker 3: Then that was on VHS, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I brought it to a guy who was
Speaker 1: willing to I was like, this is going to cost
Speaker 1: so much money and he was like, no, like thirty
Speaker 1: five dollars and I was like, no, I have thirty
Speaker 1: five dollars. Yeah, so I should do that too.
Speaker 6: I have all many, many tapes. But then I would
Speaker 6: be afraid that I would watch it and think, oh,
Speaker 6: I don't want anyone to watch me be bad at something.
Speaker 1: I think I have a Karen gle Gariff on Late Friday,
Speaker 1: the Thing that leads a lining booked right, Oh that's right.
Speaker 5: I uh, but the audience we did for some reason, well,
Speaker 5: I mean I wasn't the greatest I hosted that and
Speaker 5: I did it with Mary Lynn doing Girls Guitar Yeah,
Speaker 5: which every once in a while I see a clip
Speaker 5: of that and I'm like, I'm glad that.
Speaker 1: Got captured at some point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that almost that was such a strange fleeting time
Speaker 5: that it almost is like did we do.
Speaker 3: Then you you? Did you do a pilot for that? Also?
Speaker 3: I think that's what in the laugh Stop in Houston.
Speaker 6: There was one VHS tape and I didn't know you yet, Karen,
Speaker 6: And there was a Girl's Guitar Club.
Speaker 5: That's a short film that Ruben Fleischer shot. And he
Speaker 5: went on to be a very successful director. I think
Speaker 5: he made Zombie Lamp.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow.
Speaker 5: Amy's made a bunch of other stuff and done stuff
Speaker 5: for TV. But this was before he ever made anything,
Speaker 5: and he just wanted to do stuff. And he was
Speaker 5: friends with Mary Lynn, and I met him through mary Lynn,
Speaker 5: and he was like, can we please just do It's
Speaker 5: just you know, it'll be good for promotion, and da
Speaker 5: da da. So he basically like forced us to write
Speaker 5: this kind of script that isn't really a script and
Speaker 5: it was yeah, and we and so we had the
Speaker 5: Girls Guitar Club short film that is one of the strangest.
Speaker 3: It's I loved it. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6: I watched it more than once because it was the
Speaker 6: only tape and there was a little TVVCR in the
Speaker 6: green room and I was so he guy had me
Speaker 6: headlining way before I should have been saying, I'd be
Speaker 6: so nervous, and he was such a fan of you guys.
Speaker 6: And was that guy still booking stuff Mark Babbitt No,
Speaker 6: I think he went in the babbit.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he was the best though. He really was
Speaker 1: so kind and like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me, that's sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The week I went there to headline, every night I
Speaker 5: would get off stage and there would be Houston comics
Speaker 5: that would be in the bar kind of standing around
Speaker 5: like to let me know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't they weren't totally on board with what I.
Speaker 5: Was doing, and just like I don't care, and that
Speaker 5: there was the time that the guy came up and
Speaker 5: was like, yeah you did, Okay, yeah that was fine.
Speaker 5: It was like that kind of thing, and then I'm like,
Speaker 5: what do you do for a living? And he goes,
Speaker 5: I'm a balloon comic. And then I was just like, well, okay,
Speaker 5: it's nice to meet you know.
Speaker 1: I can't I'm doing so many zoom shows that I'm
Speaker 1: actually working more space work.
Speaker 6: You guys, you guys, I just what is that a
Speaker 6: swivel terror? Are you hovering? That's it's a swimvel chair.
Speaker 6: I will sometimes do some space work on the zoom.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I'll get real close, real close to the camera.
Speaker 1: Uh. And then other times I'll stand up like and
Speaker 1: I'll pretend that I'm doing stand up comedy.
Speaker 6: Have you ever done one of these shows, Jackie, where
Speaker 6: you don't have a mic and you suddenly are very
Speaker 6: very aware of your hands and what you should do.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, It's like sometimes when the when the mic
Speaker 1: has gone out, and you can either keep the mike
Speaker 1: in your hand and then two and twenty people know
Speaker 1: that you need it as a crutch, yeah, or you
Speaker 1: can just put it back in the mic stand and
Speaker 1: just open yourself.
Speaker 6: Up, yeah, which yeah, it always takes me like five
Speaker 6: to ten minutes to decide to do that. But many times, yeah,
Speaker 6: the mic has broken for some reason, and I keep
Speaker 6: it in front of my face because it's my security blanket.
Speaker 1: Right right, and it on Conan, they always wanted you
Speaker 1: to use a lab and you're like, God, it's hard
Speaker 1: enough being on television. If I could just have a
Speaker 1: mic as well, it'll make me feel a little bit
Speaker 1: better about if.
Speaker 6: They asked me on Conan, do you want a mic?
Speaker 6: Or and it's like microphone please, thank you?
Speaker 1: And a stool for no reason. I'm doing five to
Speaker 1: seven minutes. It can't possibly be needed, but let me
Speaker 1: have my props please, I need my security blank.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I think it's good though.
Speaker 6: I think it's good to use uh your space and
Speaker 6: become aware of it.
Speaker 3: We're going to come out of this so talented, you guys.
Speaker 5: Yes, I was going to say, to be challenged. I
Speaker 5: mean I've done a couple Jackie, thank you by the
Speaker 5: way for you asked me to do your the comedy
Speaker 5: shows that you do, and it really does mean a
Speaker 5: lot to me. I'm always just like, no one wants
Speaker 5: to hear the dumb tweets that I've tried to pretend
Speaker 5: for jokes, but they desperately do. But well, I want
Speaker 5: to do it again, Okay, I really love me.
Speaker 1: To lower the steaks. Love to lower the steaks until
Speaker 1: tell you that my Sunday afternoon show is nothing but
Speaker 1: essentially twenty to sixty people who have seen me work
Speaker 1: on the same hour for eleven months, literally going that's
Speaker 1: a lot tighter, Jackie. It's coming right.
Speaker 6: A little bringing in a private facility with a stage.
Speaker 6: I'm saying the same ideas over and over and some
Speaker 6: of them still aren't jokes.
Speaker 1: Well, just the same people, yeah, to the same people.
Speaker 1: And the people are incredibly supportive, They're very nice. I'm
Speaker 1: doing six guest sets. It started out I was just
Speaker 1: doing one guess back last March. Now everybody gets like
Speaker 1: seven to ten. I get to hang out with six comics.
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with actually five, And then
Speaker 1: I just let two newer people who have emailed me
Speaker 1: to because they're comics, and they're like, hey, you have
Speaker 1: a show? Can I do it? And I'm like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll put you on the list, and truly is it
Speaker 1: like this, Like it's just this, it's just this. And
Speaker 1: then there's sixty people and at twelve to twenty of
Speaker 1: them are unmuted, and so they laugh and you can
Speaker 1: and you can be trusted and can be trusted and
Speaker 1: you can say, Reuben, are you getting stoned again?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, good for you, buddy, and he just blazes up
Speaker 1: and can you see him? Yeah? They got their cameras
Speaker 1: on and they got their mics on, and most people
Speaker 1: are just literally they're just they're just sitting there watching
Speaker 1: stand up comedy, laughing. And then the people who are
Speaker 1: doing their dishes or have their dogs or you know,
Speaker 1: the kids or something, they've turned their cameras off. I
Speaker 1: don't care. It's like they're sitting in the dark in
Speaker 1: the theater and if it's loud, they've got their mics off,
Speaker 1: and they're incredibly well trained and they and they all
Speaker 1: send me five dollars. That's what it costs. I'm like,
Speaker 1: send me five dollars. It just weeds out any sort
Speaker 1: of zoom bumps.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because fourteen year olds are being created every day
Speaker 1: and they're making those.
Speaker 5: Everywhere all across this land. That doesn't sound bad at all. Okay,
Speaker 5: maybe i'll yeah, you're.
Speaker 1: You're both welcome to do us at this very Sunday
Speaker 1: at noon noon. Yeah, think about it. Yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: nice because that's eight o'clock in London and ten o'clock
Speaker 1: in Switzerland. Yeah, it's like and it's like like nine
Speaker 1: do you want to.
Speaker 3: Do that part of your BBC vision board to.
Speaker 1: Pre Yes, Yes, I'm trying to get international. My vision
Speaker 1: board has voiceover and it has international. It has a
Speaker 1: Jackiecation comedy festival that I want to do one day. Chris,
Speaker 1: are you going to do it this Sunday at noon?
Speaker 6: Yes, I I'll email you. I've been golfing NonStop, but
Speaker 6: not usually on weekends.
Speaker 1: So, and you could also bail in the eleventh hour. Well,
Speaker 1: let me lower the because because Bamford often says yes
Speaker 1: and then bails. Ron Funes says yes and then he's like, actually,
Speaker 1: I'm playing a video game.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Baron Vaughan has two babies, so.
Speaker 4: Does like people?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and so I mean like people say yes
Speaker 1: and then something might happen where they're you know, they
Speaker 1: have to go shovel sand or something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they have to do, but it's the importance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't take it personally. Oh Kill Martin was going
Speaker 1: to do it and it was at night, but she
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. She was like, I would normally say
Speaker 1: yes automatically, but I need to see this Oprah thing.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what Oprah the Meghan Markel Yes interviews.
Speaker 3: Mean, Mark, did you guys watch that Megan Martin speaking
Speaker 3: of your BBC visions.
Speaker 1: No, was it like Bridgington, did they explain about ejaculation.
Speaker 3: I've just seen highlights from it, but.
Speaker 1: Uh, how long was it?
Speaker 6: It was just highlights of Oprah's reactions. That's that's what
Speaker 6: I've watched.
Speaker 1: It's all they've all been.
Speaker 5: People have recut it in the most hilarious ways, where
Speaker 5: there's because it's shot in her Montecito, you know, it's state.
Speaker 5: There's I saw a recut where people start sneaking in
Speaker 5: and it's some it's a scene from a movie that
Speaker 5: their children know but I didn't recognize. So it's like
Speaker 5: they're doing it, and then like the reactions are real
Speaker 5: of them going like that, and then like there's like
Speaker 5: a bunch of teenage girls that walk in through the
Speaker 5: bushes and like but these bitchy looks on their faces,
Speaker 5: and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen that. Just like,
Speaker 5: people just keep recutting it in that way.
Speaker 1: I would watch that. I actually don't care. Yeah, I'm people.
Speaker 3: Were talking about it that yes it sounded scandalous.
Speaker 1: Well it's good. It's a good thing to discuss.
Speaker 5: And then it's just right for immediate because it's become
Speaker 5: that thing where like, you know, nobody wants to do
Speaker 5: it about the Super Bowl or the Oscars anymore because
Speaker 5: we've just done it now so much. But then when
Speaker 5: something like that comes up, it's like fresh meat for
Speaker 5: those Twitter parodies.
Speaker 1: I want to read about it and whistle down and
Speaker 1: read about it. What it's a Bridgerton that I got
Speaker 1: a Briton. I've been putting it on very pretty.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful, it's very prettrgeously shot, and it's really compelling.
Speaker 5: I mean I thought she I thought seand of Rhymes
Speaker 5: nailed that ship so well. It was great, Yes, except
Speaker 5: for the one thing where I was just like, can
Speaker 5: we can we not have people.
Speaker 1: Make six there's six books? There's nine Bridgerton siblings. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's It's Anthony, is a b is Benedict, c is
Speaker 1: U Chad. That's not true.
Speaker 5: I forget Chada. You know Chad Bridgerton he went to
Speaker 5: the junior high but then he.
Speaker 1: Loves It's Colin, remember Colin, And then it's Daphne, and
Speaker 1: then it's like Eloise, and then it's.
Speaker 5: Fuck okay, and then Sucking, which is one of the
Speaker 5: other leads. Yeah, a big part of the show, like
Speaker 5: another sibling.
Speaker 3: I've never heard it. I gotta, I got, I'll watch
Speaker 3: right after we're done. Give it a ship.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 3: There's no way been do it going an hour in
Speaker 3: twelve minutes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Oh dude, what's that possible.
Speaker 5: It's been great because it's jackiecasion and that's why we
Speaker 5: have her.
Speaker 1: Wow, because thanks for having me. It's just great to
Speaker 1: see you. Damn, it's great to see you too.
Speaker 6: I always feel like I'm the cop kicking everyone out
Speaker 6: of the party when I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, look at the time.
Speaker 6: But like we said, you know, during quarantine, you just
Speaker 6: have people are like, oh, I understand Chris has to
Speaker 6: get to his Bridgerton and make his chicken parmesan that.
Speaker 1: He's busy watching some of the Great British Pottery Throw Oh,
Speaker 1: it's so good.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It is good. Please is it called the Great British
Speaker 1: Pottery Throw something?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I very much will watch it. It's anything like the
Speaker 6: baking It is not really but trying.
Speaker 1: And the best thing on HBO bags actually is a
Speaker 1: is a weird sitcom called Ghosts and it's only twenty
Speaker 1: five thirty minutes. There's only two seasons and it is
Speaker 1: about this weird British couple who inherits a mansion and
Speaker 1: it's fucking haunted and has been so all the people
Speaker 1: like there's six ghosts, one is a caveman, one's a
Speaker 1: member of Parliament with no pants, and there's it's adorable
Speaker 1: new or it's just from this sounds it's new. It's
Speaker 1: last three or four years, so you love it. Is
Speaker 1: it British? It's British.
Speaker 5: Have you ever heard of the show Be Foreigners? I
Speaker 5: believe Swedish or Norwegian? And it is it's called Be Foreigners.
Speaker 5: I believe it's also HBO Max because it's like HBO Europe. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it is such a good plot, like there's it's
Speaker 5: a cop procedural, but it's also almost like sci fi
Speaker 5: where people who are it's similar to what you're just saying.
Speaker 5: There's like crow Magnans start showing up. It's crow Magnans,
Speaker 5: people from the like uh, crow Magnans, people that are
Speaker 5: from like the twelve hundreds, and then people from the
Speaker 5: sixteen hundreds, and they all start appearing in the sea funny,
Speaker 5: and then they have to go get rescued and brought
Speaker 5: and then suddenly they're the new immigrants of the Country,
Speaker 5: and it's like it's so brilliantly done, and I loved it.
Speaker 1: It was such a good form.
Speaker 6: Okay, well, okay, just watching eighties action movies, I've become
Speaker 6: such a dad.
Speaker 3: Wow, except look.
Speaker 1: It's eighties action movies are actually quite lovely. Yeah, they'll
Speaker 1: get you through the night. I want to see Private
Speaker 1: Benjamin again, but it turns out it's twelve dollars on Amazon.
Speaker 1: Fren Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: I know, I might as well buy the DVD.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ki, speaking of old movies, I want to see just
Speaker 3: assuming they'll be free and they are blockbuster prices. That's right,
Speaker 3: when Jackie, is that show that you mentioned in Milwaukee?
Speaker 1: In Milwaukee April twenty third, April twenty third, and then
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna two times I had to cancel doing.
Speaker 3: My new album.
Speaker 6: That was when I was going to do this theater.
Speaker 6: I wonder if it was the same date. Yeah, did
Speaker 6: you get in the last couple weeks this morning?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, because I just thank you very much, And
Speaker 1: I told him, I said, because I just.
Speaker 3: I was like, just tell people that.
Speaker 1: You're willing to work at the end of April, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden there was work at the end
Speaker 1: of April, and I was like, okay, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're right, but sorry, really quick, let's make this
Speaker 9: a real plug, because if people want to go see you,
Speaker 9: it's Milwaukee, April twenty third, two shows, two shows.
Speaker 5: And the name of that company is like the Laughing Tap,
Speaker 5: the Laughing The Laughing Tap probably has a website.
Speaker 1: Right as do I, and it will eventually be up
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Speaker 1: come to my Zoom shows, sign up for my email list,
Speaker 1: which is harder to get on than it is to
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Speaker 5: Email, but very considerate well and so because I'm sending
Speaker 5: them every week now of Zoom shows, which feels a lot.
Speaker 1: So. But if you want to know about the Zoom shows,
Speaker 1: join the email list. It's on Jackiecasion dot com. Figure
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Speaker 3: Nice, I'm glad you're getting back out there.
Speaker 6: You are fun to watch do a stand up and
Speaker 6: I will never forget how much better than mey you
Speaker 6: did in Temecula.
Speaker 3: We did a yeah, brewery in your hometown, Karen.
Speaker 1: And it looked like Mario Kart. It looked like the pipes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was very it was very steampunk.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But yeah, you were so great.
Speaker 6: But when you got off, just like me, you were like,
Speaker 6: I feel like I didn't do well, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: I just saw you doing easy at.
Speaker 1: The Gin Place.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Vaulted ceiling, yeah, that'll do that. Yeah in Pedaluma, not Temecula.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. I always that's okay, the ekula and
Speaker 3: the emula.
Speaker 6: It's I always miss those up and biology I understand.
Speaker 1: And vaulted ceilings will always affect our self esteem.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, that's gotta be low and I gotta be
Speaker 6: backed into the corner otherwise I don't feel comfortable.
Speaker 1: Give me brick comedy in the world.
Speaker 5: Yes, if you haven't seen Jackie Cason do stand up comedy,
Speaker 5: which if you're a listener, I do you need a ride?
Speaker 1: You know Jackie? You love Jackie.
Speaker 5: But if you haven't, go to jackiedication dot com. Don't
Speaker 5: be afraid to go visit her on tek.
Speaker 3: Took Yeah, and go to her Instagram. She's reposting a
Speaker 3: lot of her early work and it's very enjoyable.
Speaker 1: Support Jackie in all her ways.
Speaker 5: And then, of course, please listen to the hilarious and
Speaker 5: very inside comedy podcast The Jackie and Laurie Show, where
Speaker 5: two lady comics talk about being comics.
Speaker 3: I like it, Thank you for being that's jack Jackie.
Speaker 1: Oh uh, if you guys are still doing my favorite murder.
Speaker 1: I got to tell you about my uncle Tom.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yes, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember the cyanide in Chicago, Yes, in the Thailand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was a copycat incident in Menominee Falls, Wisconsin where
Speaker 1: there was cinide in Canaoke. That was my uncle Tom.
Speaker 3: Oh, my lord Tom.
Speaker 1: Jackie Marie cation. Why haven't you told me about this already?
Speaker 1: You owe me an email? Oh yeah, I'll yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's literally I don't want to. Should I just ruin it?
Speaker 1: Should I just tell you what? Or don't ruin it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: No you should? No, you should do a hometown. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you about.
Speaker 3: This future hometown.
Speaker 1: Right, and listen to the Dark Forest, you guys. Greg
Speaker 1: Proops just did a great thing about baseball the Negro leagues. Awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Dirk Force has been going. It was it was
Speaker 1: up first it's been going since.
Speaker 5: It has six You say, oh six, and I was
Speaker 5: close with those at my seven.
Speaker 1: You were and there's and it's so funny because we
Speaker 1: don't do season like I don't do seasons, so like
Speaker 1: Jimmy Pardo is on like season thirty because he splits
Speaker 1: it into like twelve episode seasons. I'm in the fourteenth year.
Speaker 1: You guys, that's all. Wow, we're just.
Speaker 5: Doing you nice, amazing. This is season two, Season two. Yeah,
Speaker 5: first season. To thank you for being on Jackie You're
Speaker 5: the best.
Speaker 6: Yes, great to see educate and everybody you've been listening.
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? D y n A.
Speaker 1: I leaving? You want to way back?
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 2: much baggage you give us. Time and turning on and Gabe,
Speaker 2: we want to send you off time you want to
Speaker 2: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: We scared? He was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris