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Speaker 3: Welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 4: This is Chris Fairbanks and this is Karen Colgariff. Hello, Karen?

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Speaker 4: How are you my friend? Chris Hire? Are you There's

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Speaker 3: We have had phones in Faco Park.

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Speaker 6: And apparently this used to be a much worse neighborhood

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Speaker 6: But yeah, we just got microphone and headphones over here

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Speaker 6: Lot of early Angelina Heights podcasts where the old cup

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Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen today, you know her from the Jackie

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Speaker 5: and Laurie Show. You know her from clubs and colleges

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Speaker 5: all over there. You know her as a repeat guest

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Speaker 5: on Do You Need a Ride? She was a stalwart.

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Speaker 5: We would go to her in our times of need.

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Speaker 1: She is the one that's right. It's Jackiecation content provider

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Speaker 1: Jackie caation, that's what I like to be introduced to

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Speaker 1: since O seven, two thousand and six, the Dork Forest.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing about Van Eys is we're living Bridgerton.

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Speaker 1: You guys are living training day. Yeah, we're living Bridgerton.

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Speaker 1: Over here. People are having sex against trees.

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Speaker 1: There's powdered wigs, and there's women who don't know how

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Speaker 3: Out of respect for the books.

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Speaker 1: It's literally the plot of a lot of romance novels,

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Speaker 1: The real, the real the fun plot of that is

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Speaker 1: talking about Starview Valley, which is another game that is

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Speaker 1: exactly like animals but has more drama. And yeah, I

440
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Speaker 1: just did a dork forest about star I think it's

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Speaker 1: called Starview Valley and it was hilarious. It turns out

442
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Speaker 1: the mayor is sleeping with the carpenter lady and neither

443
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Speaker 1: one of them are married, but for some reason they're secrecy.

444
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Speaker 5: And because that's the essence of romance.

445
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Speaker 1: Finally finally figured it out, the essence of romance that

446
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Speaker 1: I've realized with because I've you know, here's the thing

447
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Speaker 1: about quarantine is that I have never spent this munchtime

448
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Speaker 1: home in thirty five years. I have been married for

449
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Speaker 1: now fourteen fifteen years. Amazing, and have I speculation, thank you?

450
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Speaker 1: Have I spent this much time with another person like

451
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Speaker 1: this the whole time? No? And so but it's been exciting.

452
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Speaker 1: And I've realized is that because he's better at, oh,

453
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Speaker 1: almost everything I would say, and uh, but one of

454
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Speaker 1: the things he's I've I've taken up something that I've

455
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Speaker 1: decided to call affection plagiarism, where he'll do something nice

456
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Speaker 1: for me and then later I'll remember it and think,

457
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Speaker 1: I bet you he would like it if I did

458
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Speaker 1: that for him. And it turns out that might be

459
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Speaker 1: what a successful relationship might be.

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Speaker 5: Wait, is that the secrets are really might be copy copying,

461
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Speaker 5: completely cribbing off of.

462
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Speaker 3: His catching you because he'd be like, well, I just

463
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Speaker 3: did this for you yesterdayaling my exactly.

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Speaker 1: It turns out he doesn't mind it. He doesn't mind

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Speaker 1: also being hugged, or when I go into the kitchen,

466
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Speaker 1: I say, would you like something to drink?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess when you do nice things for people,

468
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Speaker 6: they rarely are asking what it's the motivation?

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Speaker 1: No, No, he actually is such a good guy that

470
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Speaker 1: he has I don't think he I assume he doesn't

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Speaker 1: have any motivation besides that he likes me, And my

472
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Speaker 1: motivation is a little more complicated than that, because I

473
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Speaker 1: genuinely like him and love him, of course, but it's

474
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Speaker 1: also what am I supposed to be doing? So uh yeah, yeah,

475
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Speaker 1: I may not be my line right now.

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Speaker 6: Well, I know you are always comfortable with him, because,

477
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Speaker 6: as I recall being in your place, you had two

478
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Speaker 6: computers facing each other, or the computers were back to back,

479
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Speaker 6: so you were set up facing each other in an

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Speaker 6: office like a tube situation.

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Speaker 1: It's still like that you're playing playing office. Uh huh, Yeah,

482
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Speaker 1: we like to gossip over by the water heater.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so that's a sign that things have always been fine.

484
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Speaker 4: Here's here's what we tell you microwave fish who wait

485
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Speaker 4: my yo play?

486
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Speaker 1: So uh the uh this garage room that I've in,

487
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Speaker 1: we had this added onto the garage like last They

488
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Speaker 1: finished it last April, and so it's we're very lucky.

489
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Speaker 1: There are three different rooms to hide from each other

490
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Speaker 1: and have zoom events. Because he teaches, he designs video

491
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Speaker 1: games for a living, and then he also has another

492
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Speaker 1: part type job where he teaches at a tech school

493
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Speaker 1: at the New York Film Academy. He teaches game design

494
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Speaker 1: and super fun and made him eligible for the vaccine.

495
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Speaker 1: So because well, you could just volunteer. Someone asked me

496
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Speaker 1: if I wanted to volunteer to deliver things to the homeless,

497
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Speaker 1: and I was like, I've been available to do that

498
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Speaker 1: anytime the last time I've been Ye, you can send

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Speaker 1: me on errands. I'm the youngest of six. I was

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Speaker 1: born to run errands for people. Hey go downstairs and

501
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Speaker 1: get that thing. Okay, yeah, that's the youngest job. Always

502
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Speaker 1: it's like, is there anything get it for me? Eventually,

503
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Speaker 1: when I was about thirteen, my brother would send me

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Speaker 1: like a three quarter of a mile to get him

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Speaker 1: a soda because we didn't have any soda in the house.

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Speaker 1: He's like, if you go down to the gas station

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Speaker 1: and get me a soda, I'll buy you one. And

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Speaker 1: so when I was like eleven or twelve, I would

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Speaker 1: do it for my soda, and then I would desperately

510
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Speaker 1: try not to drink my soda by the time I

511
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Speaker 1: was home, and then I handed him his soda, and uh,

512
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Speaker 1: and that's the end of that story.

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Speaker 3: It's great.

514
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Speaker 5: Well, I'm just glad to hear you delivered that soda,

515
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Speaker 5: because that's what you know.

516
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Speaker 1: That was the agreement. That was the social agreement. He

517
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Speaker 1: had given me a dollar, so I better not just

518
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Speaker 1: be pocketing. I could have just pocketed the extra fifty anyway,

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Speaker 1: good jackie.

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Speaker 6: Behind you, is that a vision board? And if so,

521
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Speaker 6: may we see it please? Or you don't have to

522
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Speaker 6: share it?

523
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Speaker 1: Or is this your pilots grit?

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Speaker 6: It might be sultry photos of Oh here's what's happening

525
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Speaker 6: to you guys.

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Speaker 1: You guys are going to see the vision board. Yes,

527
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Speaker 1: there is it is. There is a vision board, and

528
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Speaker 1: like this is this is the career quarter you guys.

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Speaker 1: Oh you want to pr look at all those stations.

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Speaker 1: You can do that, because what do you want the BBC?

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Speaker 3: I see that logo.

532
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Speaker 1: I would like a special I would like to write things.

533
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Speaker 1: I would like to be a cartoon voice for some

534
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Speaker 1: of these programs. Oh that's the Stephen Universe.

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Speaker 3: I would love to do that as well, cartoon voices.

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00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's very cool.

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Speaker 3: It is so fun.

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Speaker 1: And then over here is my family. I would love

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Speaker 1: to see them again. You got yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

541
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Speaker 1: How much.

542
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Speaker 3: Photosing to dream?

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Speaker 1: Jackie? I'm daring to dream. I would also like to

544
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Speaker 1: sit in first class up here?

545
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Speaker 3: Did you see this all?

546
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Speaker 1: But delta verst?

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Speaker 3: I like how you're very for it.

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Speaker 6: It's a very attainable things because people tend to get

549
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Speaker 6: a little lofty.

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Speaker 3: But just she's a realist. Yeah, I'd like to see

551
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Speaker 3: my family horse.

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Speaker 5: There's a horse on that vision board. I like seeing

553
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Speaker 5: it there. I drew that horse because I couldn't find

554
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Speaker 5: a picture of a horse. And then a picture of

555
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Speaker 5: a dog.

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Speaker 1: Get this. We got a dog down coming to fruition.

557
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Speaker 1: I should get it off the foot. I'm getting.

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Speaker 7: Put something on a blue whale, Jackie. Don't wish for

559
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Speaker 7: a whale. For Christ's sake, it's a sailboat. Oh okay,

560
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Speaker 7: what do you the guy from uh jewel Jewel of

561
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Speaker 7: the Nile.

562
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Speaker 3: I couldn't remember Romancing the Stone, so I mentioned the

563
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Speaker 3: less popular sequel.

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Speaker 1: I would like to be more bendy. Do you guys

565
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Speaker 1: see that? Do you guys see what I would like

566
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Speaker 1: to be? World to give a wind up window? You

567
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: made me want to start scratching. Give a window. Also

568
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 1: working on my footwork because I'm now an old timey boxer. Okay, well, yeah.

569
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Speaker 3: You've got to work on that footwork if you're going

570
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Speaker 3: to be on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Kids want to see just stand up I cut. I've

572
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Speaker 1: cut old stand up clips and done one minute stand

573
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Speaker 1: up clips and it turns out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you posted so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so much work that when anyone doesn't like it,

576
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Speaker 1: I literally followed them back to there and block them.

577
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Speaker 1: I spent an hour on that clip. You can fuck

578
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Speaker 1: right off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, I should do what you're doing. Can

580
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Speaker 3: I borrow your vision board? You can take off your

581
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Speaker 3: family from it? Weird avice.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I want to say, though, thank you for sharing

583
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Speaker 5: your vision board, because if you somehow spotted Chris my

584
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Speaker 5: vision board behind me. I would be like, get away

585
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Speaker 5: because I have I had things on there where I

586
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Speaker 5: was like a cherry tree. I was very vague. I

587
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Speaker 5: kind of didn't know what I was doing. And then

588
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Speaker 5: I picture of Philip Seymour Hoffman. I saw it recently

589
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Speaker 5: when I moved, and I was like, I think I

590
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Speaker 5: need to get rid of this thing. But it was

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Speaker 5: too It was a little too I almost think I

592
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Speaker 5: was doing more of a design page for like for

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Speaker 5: a room I wanted to move into, as opposed to

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Speaker 5: actually goals for myself.

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Speaker 1: But that's very private.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I went I went out on a limb and

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Speaker 6: I'm like, I should not have brought up the vision board.

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Speaker 1: I will say this is that when I because Bamford

599
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Speaker 1: has been trying to get me to do a vision

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Speaker 1: board for twenty one years. Ron Funches, I went on

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Speaker 1: his getting better and he was like, just do it,

602
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: and so and then and I and I did it.

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Speaker 1: And it was actually a super emotional experience because I

604
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Speaker 1: decided not to lie and I was like, why would

605
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Speaker 1: I lie on my own fucking piece of tag board.

606
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: You're here, I like this stuff here, nobody's looking at it, though.

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00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: I will say that Andy saw it so much that

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Speaker 1: he finally said, do you want a dog? All that,

609
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: I said, I do want a dog, but he's we've

610
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Speaker 1: never gotten a dog because we've always had this iguana.

611
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Speaker 1: And the iguana passed away like two years ago, twenty

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Speaker 1: three years old. Yes, I'm sorry, Well that's fine. Andy

613
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Speaker 1: was holding his hand when he died. It's called a hand,

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00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: it was. It looked like a fucking hand to me.

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Speaker 1: It was he looked like a little man. Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: little man.

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Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, it was a little insurance salesman. That is

618
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Speaker 3: pretty cute.

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Speaker 1: And he did put a shamrock hat on him once.

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Speaker 1: Farers could not have been more furious.

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Speaker 6: I'll never forget the day my sister and I made

622
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Speaker 6: a tiny coffin for my frog and bury him in

623
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Speaker 6: the backyard. It's good to go through human like sarahmon ritual,

624
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 6: passing a.

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00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: Little bit of a ritual. Yeah. And then so uh so,

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00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: Andy said I can get a dog. And then then

627
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Speaker 1: he said, but you have to be the one to

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Speaker 1: pull the trigger and say we're going to get the dog.

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Speaker 1: And so and now we have Gordie, the dog who

630
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Speaker 1: we got in the pound three weeks.

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Speaker 6: O's our pressure get a dog that looked like you're drawing.

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Speaker 6: Uh no, that looked like a dogson to me, did

633
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Speaker 6: you get a dog?

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00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: Sorry?

635
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: That dog doesn't that he's just a little he's he's

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Speaker 1: actually some sort of kind of a Chihuahua Pekinese. He's

637
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: we had a choice of Chihuahua mixes or pitbull mixes.

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Speaker 1: And I have never had a dog before Andy, he's

639
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: had dogs this entire line, and I was like, I

640
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: would like a smaller dog in case wrestling must be involved.

641
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: I would like to be taller and stronger than whatever

642
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: dog always win the dog wrestling match, right, And so,

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Speaker 1: so Gordie is eight years old and he is a gentleman.

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00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: He is incredibly what a good sport he seems. We've

645
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: only had him three weeks, so he has the potential

646
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Speaker 1: to be very bossy. But I think that that might

647
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: just be a dog trait where and he's only had

648
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Speaker 1: one other family and the family moved and he's eight

649
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: years old, and and so he's fit in pretty well.

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Speaker 1: We have a backyard, so he can he can, but

651
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Speaker 1: but he likes to go for I you know, when

652
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Speaker 1: I was doing the road all the time. I used

653
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: to do this thing called hotel art, where I would

654
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: show the art in my hotel room.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was on an episode of that. You

656
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Speaker 3: were you were at the Airbnb.

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Speaker 1: A great job, thank you. So now I'm just doing

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Speaker 1: Gordy patrol. Here's what I don't have any dog materials.

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Speaker 1: Kill Martin was telling me that everybody got a quarantine dog,

660
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Speaker 1: and now everybody has dog material but I don't really.

661
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Speaker 1: I do have a question do dogs not have Is

662
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Speaker 1: it just Gordy or do dogs not have butt cheeks?

663
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Speaker 1: Like I'm walking this dog and I'm gonna I'm gonna

664
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Speaker 1: stare at his asshole.

665
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Speaker 6: I guess yeah, it's just kind of the hole. There's

666
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Speaker 6: no you know, like with a rhinoceros or something, there's

667
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Speaker 6: a human like bulbous ass and I've always appreciated that.

668
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 6: With a dog, it's just a tail covering up an

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Speaker 6: exit hole.

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Speaker 5: There's no actually, depending on the breed of dog, the

671
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 5: tail usually stays down unless there's something some action taking place.

672
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Speaker 1: So not like is happy, So he's tail up weighing

673
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Speaker 1: in his hole. But and so I'm just sharing it

674
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Speaker 1: was but for the whole on. Yeah, that's fun.

675
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Speaker 5: You'll get used, you know what. I what I'd say

676
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 5: is speed up, get get in front of Gordy a

677
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 5: little bit. Then you can change your view.

678
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Speaker 1: I was like, whatt you look at my butthole?

679
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

680
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: Check check this, check out this rear end, buddy, See

681
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Speaker 1: how competitive, See how happy I am.

682
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Speaker 3: That's one of the things I've never I loved having

683
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 3: cats my whole life and the dogs that I've been around,

684
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Speaker 3: but looking at their butthole constantly was never my favorite.

685
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 3: It's just the thing you forget.

686
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Speaker 5: You're both saying it as if it's required, and I

687
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 5: I've looked at both of my dog's buttholes maybe three

688
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 5: times total. You don't have to look at it in

689
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Speaker 5: the real way, so other stuff to look at, and

690
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 5: the BH is gonna be present, and you just look

691
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:44,280
Speaker 5: at something.

692
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Speaker 1: Else, and then you're just like, I'm empetized. I was.

693
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:54,480
Speaker 1: I was just a passing comment. I'm just hoping. I

694
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,399
Speaker 1: was just wondering about budgets. I didn't I don't know a.

695
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 6: Lot to fixated on it. Now, so you're passing comment.

696
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 6: That's become passion.

697
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: And now, so let's let's talk about other things. I

698
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: drew a horse and I cut out a picture of

699
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Speaker 1: a sailboat.

700
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 3: Do you want a sailboat? Have you say it?

701
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 5: But Jackie wants is to be a billionaire, that's clear

702
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 5: she is. She wants to dominate the stock market. She

703
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 5: wants to discover a vein of gold if you guys had.

704
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: A billion dollars. And I have been thinking about this

705
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 1: because of Jeff Basil's wife, and I was thinking if

706
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: I had a billion dollars, I literally there is I

707
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: live in vant eyes. I can't have a horse right now.

708
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: It really would not go with our nine hundred and

709
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: sixty six square house foothubs. Yeah, and the sailboat. Uh

710
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: So I want a pedal horse and maybe ride one,

711
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: and maybe learn to ride. And I wouldn't mind learning

712
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: to sale, which can be done if you volunteer. When

713
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 1: we're back in you know, being social. You can volunteer

714
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 1: to crewe and other people's sailboats here like in Long

715
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 1: Beach and stuff. And you learned to sail that way.

716
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 3: There's a lot to it.

717
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 6: I've sailed a few times and uh with people that

718
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Speaker 6: knew what they were doing. And it's it's hard. I mean,

719
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Speaker 6: you all of a sudden, the wind changes, you have

720
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Speaker 6: to move you have to untie everything and move the sail,

721
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 6: and it's tacking a bunch of people running around.

722
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 3: There's poles. You could get knocked into the water and

723
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 3: then and then killed dolphins.

724
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Speaker 1: We once I was on a catamaran on the Atlantic

725
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 1: once and it tipped over. And the guy that I

726
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,480
Speaker 1: was sailing with, he knew how to sail, and he said,

727
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: what we do is we climb up onto the back

728
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 1: of the thing and then we both grab a rope

729
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: and we lean into it and using our weight, we

730
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 1: pop it back up. And I was like, that makes sense. Yeah,

731
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: the rope that I grabbed was not a rope. I

732
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: grabbed a bungee cord. So I was like a teet

733
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: a tree falling over into the ocean again, and he

734
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 1: laughed for almost forty seconds.

735
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Speaker 3: You fell in the ocean.

736
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Speaker 1: I always fall in the ocean, don't. I don't. I

737
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: am not a gazelle. This is uh. There's the illusion

738
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: of I actually on the inside think that I'm much

739
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 1: more athletic, taller, better looking, stronger, faster. I'm the six

740
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Speaker 1: million dollar woman. I think I'm blonde. I have no

741
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: idea what I look like. So Zoom has been quite

742
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: a revelation for.

743
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Speaker 5: Me, zoom is a pretty big disappointment, I think for

744
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 5: all of us, for in terms of what we look like,

745
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 5: in terms of our our timing, which is that's the

746
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 5: thing that's really gonna when we're all back together again.

747
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 5: Will like interrupting continue, will the not starting stopping?

748
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's the fucking worst conversation.

749
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're all going to have impeccable timing now because

750
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 6: we're all paying attention to this.

751
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: Just hyper sensitive and exactly when sorry talk.

752
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 3: I'm just passing by. I don't know you. Oh, okay,

753
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 3: I don't know.

754
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 5: I get the sense that you've got a good idea,

755
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 5: So I'm going to hope I hold that.

756
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't know I had aged until this year

757
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 6: because of all the zoom.

758
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of mirrors. But yeah, zoom,

759
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 3: I don't leave it to me.

760
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 1: And you you could put that. You could slide that

761
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: thing to remove all sense of aging, to actually remove

762
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: your nose. It just gets rid of your face entirely.

763
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: It's an aldemort screen.

764
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 7: It's just two holes like this, your noseless snake filed

765
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:28,760
Speaker 7: snake fild Yeah, and.

766
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Speaker 1: So Farrah Eisenberg has the greatest bit about zoom Or

767
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: did about nine months ago. It was about her four

768
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: year old child who was acting up. She put them

769
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 1: in a corner and literally, after twenty or thirty seconds,

770
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: she said that he yelled, unmute me. Such a great line.

771
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: I thought I'd get a bigger really happen, Oh it

772
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: better have happened. Come on, four year olds repeat all

773
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: kinds of this. There was somebody that said there's a again.

774
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 5: That believes he's watched so many YouTube videos that he

775
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 5: he ends every interaction with family members by saying I

776
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 5: can subscribe.

777
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: See that that I don't believe, and that, uh, that's

778
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,879
Speaker 1: just a well crafted joke that nothing's believable. Yeah, I'm

779
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: just lying. Nothing is believable anymore. We're not around each other.

780
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 5: The natural hilariousness of life has become doubtful.

781
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: You know, there there is trouble. It's uh. I do

782
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,760
Speaker 1: feel bad for the people with kids who are beating

783
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: themselves up. Who are there's all these people that are

784
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: beating themselves up. And I'm like, kids still alive? And

785
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 1: did you ever spend a year with your parents? Uh? No, No,

786
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: these kids are gonna these kids are going to grow

787
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,399
Speaker 1: up and they're like, no, I spent like a year

788
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,399
Speaker 1: and a half, right, they were right there the whole time. Yep.

789
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:02,000
Speaker 1: And uh and I this is another bit I'm working on.

790
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 1: I don't have any conversation you guys. So this is

791
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 1: what we need you to. Okay, fair enough fill the time. Yeah, anyway,

792
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: so the Jeck Jackie jackieation content provider. So, but the

793
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, they literally I remember when

794
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: they invented the term quality time. It was in the

795
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 1: it was in the seventies, and my stepmother, stepmother of

796
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 1: six children, I genuinely remember her saying to me, we

797
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 1: can't afford quality time. We can only afford quantity time.

798
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 1: And that's what you'll get some nuggets. It'll be fun.

799
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: And because she did try to artificially create, she was like,

800
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: quality time, Okay, none of you ever see your father

801
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: because he literally was like I got married so I

802
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to raise these kids. And so but he

803
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 1: she made him take us each to breakfast on a Sunday.

804
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: She's like, take each kid to breakfast on us six

805
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: weeks in a row, and then and they'll get an

806
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: hour and a half with you, and that'll be fun

807
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: and they won't be drug addicts, right, right, right, quality time,

808
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 1: quality time too late. Some of my brother's already drug addicts.

809
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 5: But then they're nice and high at breakfast, and that's

810
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 5: fun too, that is fun.

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Speaker 1: My father, I was the youngest, and so I was

812
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: probably nine eight or nine years old, and he took

813
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 1: me to breakfast, and I remember him being visibly bored.

814
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 5: I remember being in the car with my dad because

815
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 5: he was being a fireman. He would be on for

816
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 5: three days, off for four days or whatever, so my

817
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 5: mom and my mom worked all every day, so he

818
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 5: would when he was home, he was like he was

819
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 5: the house white.

820
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 1: It was really funny. So you'd just be always.

821
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Speaker 5: I was just always in the car with him, running errands,

822
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 5: going to yardbirds. It seemed like that was the only

823
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,400
Speaker 5: thing we ever did, was go to the hardware store.

824
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 5: But I was always just like, you know, good, it's

825
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 5: good times, and I'm getting attention and whatever.

826
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: And I remember one time often actually my dad would

827
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: just go, Okay, that's enough talking. Just shut you down.

828
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't keep asking me whatever question comes into

829
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 5: your head, that's it.

830
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Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't do that at all with my family.

831
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 6: I think I was close to my parents, but we

832
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 6: didn't even talk during dinner. You just silently eat as

833
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 6: fast as you can, and then you go to your

834
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 6: section of the house. One time, I stayed with Matt

835
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 6: Bronger's parents during one of the first Bridgetown festivals. I

836
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 6: slept in their basement because there wasn't enough of a

837
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 6: hotel budget for me.

838
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Speaker 3: But I had fun.

839
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Speaker 6: And they had a time during the day when they

840
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,919
Speaker 6: would sit in the living room and talk about their day,

841
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 6: and it was like a planned thing.

842
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 3: At four o'clock, We're going to talk.

843
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 6: And I thought that maybe I was in trouble for

844
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 6: coming home late or something, but no, they just sat

845
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 6: in the living room and had a very healthy, loving talk.

846
00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 3: And I'm like, well, this is.

847
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 6: So foreign to me because it was planned and I

848
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 6: was nervous for it, and they asked me about my

849
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 6: day as a visiting family member.

850
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 3: It was really a healthy thing. But I had.

851
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 5: My family was like that at dinner. That's that's when

852
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 5: everybody was asked about their day. That's when everybody complained

853
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 5: about their individual jobs, teachers, whatever. And then we would

854
00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 5: also sometimes just sit there after dinner and just keep

855
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 5: on sitting at the table, laughing, and making jokes because

856
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 5: I think my dad was from this gigantic Irish family

857
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 5: where basically that's what they did. That was kind of

858
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 5: like the set. That's how we learned because my mom

859
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 5: didn't really have a family, so we just kind of

860
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 5: did what my dad's family did.

861
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Speaker 1: And it's really lovely. It was very good. It's so

862
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 1: weird the family that you adopt of like the sort

863
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: of the different customs. We sat at the table. My

864
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 1: dad would literally go around the table and you had

865
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Speaker 1: a was. It was really good at open mic because

866
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Speaker 1: of it, because you had a minute and a half

867
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: to make it interesting that it's moon on and my

868
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: brother Russ always nailed it. It was very irritating and

869
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: it was like, how come he always gets to tell

870
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: his stories like he's got the best pitch and.

871
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Speaker 3: So well, now I'm remembering that I was. I was.

872
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Speaker 6: They had me put on shows, usually puppet shows or something,

873
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 6: and I would hide behind the table and do a

874
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,719
Speaker 6: performance and that was planned. So maybe we all have

875
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 6: our version of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay.

876
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,720
Speaker 6: I didn't want to make it sound like my parents

877
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 6: were unattentive.

878
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 5: I did well, but probably you're comparing it to the Brongers,

879
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 5: and that's what they were doing was very high level.

880
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 3: There was like classic music playing in the background during

881
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 3: this meeting.

882
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, there they were. They were doing quaker ship. Yeah

883
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 1: that feels it feels real strong.

884
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was highly religious.

885
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: It feels very Judeo Christian. Talked some smack about the

886
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 1: big They got some comics together to talk shit on God.

887
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 3: Let's do this.

888
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: It's the Bronger's talk circle.

889
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 5: I actually had ahead, Oh sorry, and then I'm gonna like,

890
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 5: I'm going to like have a stomach with you.

891
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 3: It was like you were having a light contest and

892
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 3: you both died.

893
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: I was just having I.

894
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 5: Was having memories that both of you were there for

895
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,400
Speaker 5: thinking about Bridgetown comedy festivals, where at the time I

896
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 5: was like, I shouldn't be here. I'm too old and

897
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 5: I'm a guitar comic or whatever.

898
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: Weird shit.

899
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 5: I was deciding about myself and I'm literally sitting in

900
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 5: my house, like remember the time we were all at

901
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 5: the warehouse party afterwards and then the train came like yeah,

902
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 5: just like remember the breakfast where then we all ended

903
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 5: up being in the same restaurant at the same time,

904
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 5: like as if it were the most gorgeous golden year, right, like.

905
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:06,399
Speaker 1: We were on Mikans and it was a yeah, yeah,

906
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: none of that was happening.

907
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 6: I miss everything. I was invited to a party the

908
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,080
Speaker 6: other day in my neighborhood because it was all a

909
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 6: group of friends that are all service industry and they've

910
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 6: had their vaccinations, and I was like, I thought it

911
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 6: would be like Thanksgiving with them, where we'd be in

912
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 6: the backyard. But I showed up and it was a

913
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 6: it was an apartment full of people high fiving and

914
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:36,479
Speaker 6: hugging because they had had their vaccinations, and I was like, wow,

915
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 6: I'm I was horrified, and I I didn't go in,

916
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 6: and I felt like a weirdo.

917
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 3: But I'm just it's so funny how not used to it?

918
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 3: I am we.

919
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: Just all got used to, like because literally now when

920
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: I when I got the shot, I was like, well,

921
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 1: now there's no excuse not to go anywhere that I've

922
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: wanted to go to this whole year. But now I'm scared. Yeah,

923
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm it turns out I hate change.

924
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 1: I just I didn't want it to change this way,

925
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: and now I don't want it to change this way.

926
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad for the new administration of that affairs,

927
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 1: and it's good that there's a choice. But I have

928
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm Jackie. I'm just like you where I'm in this house.

929
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 5: And early on in this quarantine, I was just like,

930
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 5: this could last six months.

931
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,720
Speaker 1: This could last four years.

932
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,360
Speaker 5: We're gonna get through this, and we're not gonna go crazy.

933
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: We're not going to go crazy. So I have that

934
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: thing now.

935
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 5: I'm so I'm so braced that it's going to take me.

936
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 5: It's probably gonna take me a good three four months

937
00:48:34,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 5: just to be like, yeah, you know, even if I'm

938
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,279
Speaker 5: vaccinated or whatever, just to kind of be like we're

939
00:48:40,320 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 5: doing it. We're socializing again. I mean, a couple of

940
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 5: times people would come over.

941
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: It was really nice for a little while, and then

942
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: it was then I was just like, I have it now,

943
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: I have it right now, I fucking have it. Yeah,

944
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: before quarantine, you had me for forty five minutes. Now

945
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: you have me for fifteen to like I literally have

946
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: met Maria and my friend Carmen and other people outside,

947
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:11,000
Speaker 1: and at about fifteen or twenty minutes, I'm like, all right, yeah,

948
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,839
Speaker 1: we're done sitting around. I can't offer you anything to eat.

949
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: Or drink. You gotta go, and me too.

950
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 6: But I like that that that everyone understands there's no yeah,

951
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 6: I gotta go, and everyone's like I understand.

952
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: They really do. Everybody is pretty saying about the whole thing.

953
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 6: And no one judged me for not wanting to go

954
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 6: into that apartment. They understood that's cool.

955
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 1: Especially if they're all vaccinated and you're not. That's like

956
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,040
Speaker 1: what that's no.

957
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think that means it's safe for me.

958
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 6: I think it can still you can.

959
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: Still yeah, they can still carry it.

960
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, good, I'm glad.

961
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 5: Also, I think it don't pre celebrate, like the whole

962
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 5: point of like, wait, get your vaccination, get your second vaccination,

963
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 5: then go celebrate when there's like a real thing.

964
00:49:55,920 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: But if you pre celebrate or start.

965
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 5: Making it's the same people like the people that never

966
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 5: stopped going places and.

967
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:03,320
Speaker 1: Never wear masks or whatever.

968
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 5: It's just like this was a real accomplishment, you know, yeh,

969
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 5: like quarantining, staying home, doing what was best.

970
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a choice.

971
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 5: Some people didn't make it because they're fucking selfish whatever,

972
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,440
Speaker 5: but I did. So it's like, you know, now that

973
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 5: we're at the eleventh hour. I'm not going to go

974
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 5: be like, oh, you're vaccinated, let's hang out, because I

975
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 5: say it would be it would be so infuriating to

976
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 5: get it, truly, at like.

977
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 6: On the vaccination clock, I would go and get while

978
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 6: in line for the show.

979
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: Do you guys know did they have vaccines for the

980
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,239
Speaker 1: nineteen eighteens flu, the Spanish flu they called it. Did

981
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: they vaccinate for that one? I think they did. I

982
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,920
Speaker 1: mean I think eventually they did, because I know that

983
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: I saw an old timey ad where they wanted everyone

984
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: to wear masks, and everyone in nineteen eighteen was like,

985
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 1: fuck you get waring cloth. We've always been like this. Yeah.

986
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:00,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could only ask my great grandma, and she

987
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 3: unfortunately passed at one hundred and one years old.

988
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 1: COVID.

989
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was very sudden. She saw three centuries, three centuries.

990
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 6: Born in the late eighteen hundreds, lived into the two thousands.

991
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: Wow.

992
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 6: Wow, But yeah, I think she knew about that Spanish flu.

993
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:20,879
Speaker 6: H But we'll never We'll never know.

994
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: What was it?

995
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 3: Your dad's mom my dad's yeah, grandma, Yeah, your dad's grandma.

996
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: Maybe someone on his side of the family knows.

997
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 3: I kind of want to ask we could just google it.

998
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 3: I'll be over here.

999
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: I've been meeting to google it for like two days.

1000
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 6: Anyone listening to this right now has googled it and

1001
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 6: I read that on Twitter in a week.

1002
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, or they're screaming right now. Yeah.

1003
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 5: That is the joy of podcast listening to podcasts is

1004
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 5: that in something that no one will listen to you.

1005
00:51:56,680 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: The dork Forest. I get a three to five paragraph

1006
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: actually almost every week. Uh, but we just I just

1007
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: did one with Kyle Airs about Saint Vincent, which I

1008
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: thought was a thrift store. It turns out it's a band.

1009
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,800
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so it's a late woman. Yeah, it's a

1010
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: it's a it's a person.

1011
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 3: It's music.

1012
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: I like saying that's that's what Kyle. Yeah.

1013
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 5: But it's also the name of my grammar school and

1014
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 5: high school. Oh and local parish. So you know she

1015
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 5: wasn't the.

1016
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: First all one building uh no, sprinkled about the town. Yeah.

1017
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: Do you every guy's seen that the church that Bob

1018
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: Hope's Infidelity built over on Lankersham Yeah, and Moore Park. Yes.

1019
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,920
Speaker 3: Karen knows a lot about Bob Hope and it's.

1020
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: That's my area to look like adjacent baby act. That

1021
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: is I was. There used to be a steak place

1022
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: over there called the Steak Joint with a y, and

1023
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 1: I used to drink too much over there. I pretended

1024
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: because I lived on Whipple, I lived one block over,

1025
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: and I pretended that I was going out for dinner

1026
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,759
Speaker 1: every night like Rockefeller. And it turns out I would

1027
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 1: sit at the bar and just drink. And there was

1028
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,040
Speaker 1: a guy at the bar who told me that that

1029
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: that church, which literally is the size of a cathedral,

1030
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: is every time he would have an affair, Bob Hope

1031
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: would donate to that church. And it has an auditorium

1032
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 1: and a basketball court and a curate's house as a

1033
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,480
Speaker 1: and the whole front.

1034
00:53:34,239 --> 00:53:37,319
Speaker 5: Of it is has that like it's like a like

1035
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 5: a Rococo front. That's this insane sculptive like it almost

1036
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 5: looks like something that would be in Madrid.

1037
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 1: Right it's right there on More Parks, right there on

1038
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: More Park and Lanity.

1039
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 3: So Bob Hope, as a version of confession, would donate

1040
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 3: when he felt bad for his infidelities.

1041
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: He had a deal with his wife because his wife

1042
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:01,680
Speaker 1: was Catholic. Oh she was, Oh, she was totally in

1043
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,000
Speaker 1: on it. And also across from his compound, there was

1044
00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: an empty lot that she supposedly always threatened to build

1045
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:15,000
Speaker 1: a convent. And then they both died and then their

1046
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: children were like, uh, this piece of property is worth

1047
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: a gajillion dollars. Let me sell it. And so it

1048
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: came to pass. Wow, I actually got to go, And

1049
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: so it came to pass. I got to notte it.

1050
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: Brag brag.

1051
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 5: I got to go to Bob Hope's house because I

1052
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 5: did do the very last Bob Hope Young Comedian special.

1053
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 1: Oh cool you did five? Yes? Oh yeah, yeah this,

1054
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:43,240
Speaker 1: and I did it with everyone on it, Margaret Smith,

1055
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: su Kolinski. It was. It was everybody was.

1056
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:51,000
Speaker 5: Fifteen years older than me and had been doing stand

1057
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 5: up and late night sets for twenty years longer than me.

1058
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: And then I was just kind of there, like, hey,

1059
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 1: what's up? Like it was hilarious.

1060
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 5: I clearly was like it just kind of shoved in

1061
00:55:02,080 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 5: there was really funny.

1062
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: But they were everyone was so nice. Margaret and Sue

1063
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:06,799
Speaker 1: were so nice to.

1064
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 5: Me because I was like, oh, they're gonna hate my

1065
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 5: guts for not being like basically who to get this?

1066
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,279
Speaker 1: And they were so lovely good.

1067
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 5: Every single comic that was on it, was awesome and

1068
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 5: Alan Thick was on it.

1069
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 1: Phyllis Diller was the co host.

1070
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 5: It was epic and we got to go like I

1071
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 5: got to meet and talk to Phyllis Diller for the

1072
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 5: day as we shot this special. It was really cool.

1073
00:55:30,600 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 5: And but one of the things we did, which was

1074
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 5: like for like a promo shoot where they took photos

1075
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,680
Speaker 5: whatever it's and the outfit I'm wearing makes no sense.

1076
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 5: It's like it's one of those things where clearly I was.

1077
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 1: Struggling with the drinking problem. I get like good tights.

1078
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 5: I couldn't get the right color tights to match the

1079
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 5: skirt that I picked. You know, there was like that

1080
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 5: kind of stuff was like ca but tough difficulties. Nineties

1081
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 5: were hard anyway. Would I don't feel like early stand

1082
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 5: up shows that it was enough costuming input, No, my

1083
00:56:03,880 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 5: premium blend. I clearly did my own hair, and the

1084
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 5: person who did my makeup usually did drag queens.

1085
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:15,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I wore Eddie Gosling's wife's I didn't have

1086
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 8: a button up shirt and I took out the velcrow

1087
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 8: shoulder pads and oh my god, but you can't tell.

1088
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,520
Speaker 3: It's just a silk shirt. But yeah, they.

1089
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: Tell you can tell Yeah.

1090
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Speaker 5: On the Buster's Happy Hour, which was my first like

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00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 5: full set VH one really broke so much fresh young

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00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,720
Speaker 5: comedy in the nineties. I had the same exact thing Jackie,

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00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 5: and I wonder if it was the same makeup artist

1094
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 5: when she was done with my face. I used to

1095
00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 5: do this in my act, but I truly looked like

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00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 5: a Romanian sex worker. It was like purple I'd purple

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00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,280
Speaker 5: blue and like yellow eyeshadow.

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00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: Where I was like, what did you do? It was insanity?

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00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:01,799
Speaker 1: How was anyone going to pay attention to the joke

1100
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:05,560
Speaker 1: hole when my eyes are going on?

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00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,760
Speaker 6: I was so stressed and scared to be on TV

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00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:12,120
Speaker 6: for my premium blend that I developed a cherry tomato

1103
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,480
Speaker 6: sized blemish right by my go hole. It was right

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00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,480
Speaker 6: by my mouth and they just covered it with makeup,

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00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 6: but it was still casting a shadow. And Yeah, I

1106
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 6: was so worried about that the whole time. The whole

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00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 6: time I was doing stand.

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00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: Up, is I Johnners horrible?

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00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 6: John on the Robot is it? And I swear you

1110
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 6: can't tell him wearing a blouse?

1111
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, John Bider, So John Bider's comedy on the Road.

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00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: I for some reason, was dressed as the ghetto child

1113
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: that I was, where I was literally wearing my brother's

1114
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: suit coat that I had to roll up the sleeves.

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Speaker 7: That is.

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00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 1: That is a clip that is on my Twitter feed

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00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:57,440
Speaker 1: from my pin tweet because for some reason I found

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00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: that footage and I'm like, this joke isn't very good.

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00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,200
Speaker 1: I look ridiculous, and let's put it up. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: need content. You guys, are you transferring stations content from VHS?

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00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,920
Speaker 3: Then that was on VHS, right.

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00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I brought it to a guy who was

1123
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: willing to I was like, this is going to cost

1124
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: so much money and he was like, no, like thirty

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00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 1: five dollars and I was like, no, I have thirty

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00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: five dollars. Yeah, so I should do that too.

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00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 6: I have all many, many tapes. But then I would

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00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 6: be afraid that I would watch it and think, oh,

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00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 6: I don't want anyone to watch me be bad at something.

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00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: I think I have a Karen gle Gariff on Late Friday,

1131
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,000
Speaker 1: the Thing that leads a lining booked right, Oh that's right.

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00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 5: I uh, but the audience we did for some reason, well,

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00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 5: I mean I wasn't the greatest I hosted that and

1134
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,520
Speaker 5: I did it with Mary Lynn doing Girls Guitar Yeah,

1135
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 5: which every once in a while I see a clip

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00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 5: of that and I'm like, I'm glad that.

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00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: Got captured at some point.

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00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, that almost that was such a strange fleeting time

1139
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,600
Speaker 5: that it almost is like did we do.

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00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,560
Speaker 3: Then you you? Did you do a pilot for that? Also?

1141
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:05,960
Speaker 3: I think that's what in the laugh Stop in Houston.

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00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 6: There was one VHS tape and I didn't know you yet, Karen,

1143
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 6: And there was a Girl's Guitar Club.

1144
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 5: That's a short film that Ruben Fleischer shot. And he

1145
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 5: went on to be a very successful director. I think

1146
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 5: he made Zombie Lamp.

1147
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: Oh oh wow.

1148
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 5: Amy's made a bunch of other stuff and done stuff

1149
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 5: for TV. But this was before he ever made anything,

1150
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:29,800
Speaker 5: and he just wanted to do stuff. And he was

1151
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:33,600
Speaker 5: friends with Mary Lynn, and I met him through mary Lynn,

1152
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 5: and he was like, can we please just do It's

1153
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,600
Speaker 5: just you know, it'll be good for promotion, and da

1154
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,240
Speaker 5: da da. So he basically like forced us to write

1155
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 5: this kind of script that isn't really a script and

1156
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,960
Speaker 5: it was yeah, and we and so we had the

1157
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 5: Girls Guitar Club short film that is one of the strangest.

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00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:52,360
Speaker 3: It's I loved it. I'm not kidding.

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00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 6: I watched it more than once because it was the

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00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 6: only tape and there was a little TVVCR in the

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00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 6: green room and I was so he guy had me

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01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 6: headlining way before I should have been saying, I'd be

1163
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 6: so nervous, and he was such a fan of you guys.

1164
01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 6: And was that guy still booking stuff Mark Babbitt No,

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01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 6: I think he went in the babbit.

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01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he was the best though. He really was

1167
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:16,600
Speaker 1: so kind and like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, me, that's sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The week I went there to headline, every night I

1172
01:00:23,640 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 5: would get off stage and there would be Houston comics

1173
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 5: that would be in the bar kind of standing around

1174
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 5: like to let me know.

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01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 1: It wasn't they weren't totally on board with what I.

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01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 5: Was doing, and just like I don't care, and that

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01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 5: there was the time that the guy came up and

1178
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 5: was like, yeah you did, Okay, yeah that was fine.

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01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 5: It was like that kind of thing, and then I'm like,

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01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,520
Speaker 5: what do you do for a living? And he goes,

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01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 5: I'm a balloon comic. And then I was just like, well, okay,

1182
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,160
Speaker 5: it's nice to meet you know.

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01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: I can't I'm doing so many zoom shows that I'm

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Speaker 1: actually working more space work.

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01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 6: You guys, you guys, I just what is that a

1186
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 6: swivel terror? Are you hovering? That's it's a swimvel chair.

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01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 6: I will sometimes do some space work on the zoom.

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01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 6: Sometimes I'll get real close, real close to the camera.

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Speaker 1: Uh. And then other times I'll stand up like and

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01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: I'll pretend that I'm doing stand up comedy.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever done one of these shows, Jackie, where

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Speaker 6: you don't have a mic and you suddenly are very

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01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,480
Speaker 6: very aware of your hands and what you should do.

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01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, It's like sometimes when the when the mic

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01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,919
Speaker 1: has gone out, and you can either keep the mike

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01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: in your hand and then two and twenty people know

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01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 1: that you need it as a crutch, yeah, or you

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01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: can just put it back in the mic stand and

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Speaker 1: just open yourself.

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Speaker 6: Up, yeah, which yeah, it always takes me like five

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01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 6: to ten minutes to decide to do that. But many times, yeah,

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01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 6: the mic has broken for some reason, and I keep

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01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,920
Speaker 6: it in front of my face because it's my security blanket.

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01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:57,560
Speaker 1: Right right, and it on Conan, they always wanted you

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01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,439
Speaker 1: to use a lab and you're like, God, it's hard

1206
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 1: enough being on television. If I could just have a

1207
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: mic as well, it'll make me feel a little bit

1208
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: better about if.

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01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 6: They asked me on Conan, do you want a mic?

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01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 6: Or and it's like microphone please, thank you?

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01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: And a stool for no reason. I'm doing five to

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01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:20,080
Speaker 1: seven minutes. It can't possibly be needed, but let me

1213
01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: have my props please, I need my security blank.

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01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:28,800
Speaker 3: So yeah, I think it's good though.

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01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 6: I think it's good to use uh your space and

1216
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 6: become aware of it.

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01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 3: We're going to come out of this so talented, you guys.

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01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 5: Yes, I was going to say, to be challenged. I

1219
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 5: mean I've done a couple Jackie, thank you by the

1220
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 5: way for you asked me to do your the comedy

1221
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 5: shows that you do, and it really does mean a

1222
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:47,360
Speaker 5: lot to me. I'm always just like, no one wants

1223
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 5: to hear the dumb tweets that I've tried to pretend

1224
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 5: for jokes, but they desperately do. But well, I want

1225
01:02:54,200 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 5: to do it again, Okay, I really love me.

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01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: To lower the steaks. Love to lower the steaks until

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01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: tell you that my Sunday afternoon show is nothing but

1228
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:06,800
Speaker 1: essentially twenty to sixty people who have seen me work

1229
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:11,959
Speaker 1: on the same hour for eleven months, literally going that's

1230
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 1: a lot tighter, Jackie. It's coming right.

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01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 6: A little bringing in a private facility with a stage.

1232
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 6: I'm saying the same ideas over and over and some

1233
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 6: of them still aren't jokes.

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01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,960
Speaker 1: Well, just the same people, yeah, to the same people.

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01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 1: And the people are incredibly supportive, They're very nice. I'm

1236
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,960
Speaker 1: doing six guest sets. It started out I was just

1237
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,400
Speaker 1: doing one guess back last March. Now everybody gets like

1238
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:41,840
Speaker 1: seven to ten. I get to hang out with six comics.

1239
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 1: I want to hang out with actually five, And then

1240
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 1: I just let two newer people who have emailed me

1241
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: to because they're comics, and they're like, hey, you have

1242
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,400
Speaker 1: a show? Can I do it? And I'm like, yeah, yeah,

1243
01:03:52,600 --> 01:03:54,760
Speaker 1: I'll put you on the list, and truly is it

1244
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: like this, Like it's just this, it's just this. And

1245
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:01,280
Speaker 1: then there's sixty people and at twelve to twenty of

1246
01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: them are unmuted, and so they laugh and you can

1247
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: and you can be trusted and can be trusted and

1248
01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:09,360
Speaker 1: you can say, Reuben, are you getting stoned again?

1249
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:09,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

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01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,840
Speaker 1: Oh, good for you, buddy, and he just blazes up

1251
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,760
Speaker 1: and can you see him? Yeah? They got their cameras

1252
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 1: on and they got their mics on, and most people

1253
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: are just literally they're just they're just sitting there watching

1254
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:26,600
Speaker 1: stand up comedy, laughing. And then the people who are

1255
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: doing their dishes or have their dogs or you know,

1256
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: the kids or something, they've turned their cameras off. I

1257
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: don't care. It's like they're sitting in the dark in

1258
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: the theater and if it's loud, they've got their mics off,

1259
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,480
Speaker 1: and they're incredibly well trained and they and they all

1260
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: send me five dollars. That's what it costs. I'm like,

1261
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 1: send me five dollars. It just weeds out any sort

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01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: of zoom bumps.

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01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, because fourteen year olds are being created every day

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01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: and they're making those.

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Speaker 5: Everywhere all across this land. That doesn't sound bad at all. Okay,

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01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 5: maybe i'll yeah, you're.

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01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: You're both welcome to do us at this very Sunday

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01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 1: at noon noon. Yeah, think about it. Yeah, because it's

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01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,680
Speaker 1: nice because that's eight o'clock in London and ten o'clock

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01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: in Switzerland. Yeah, it's like and it's like like nine

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01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: do you want to.

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01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 3: Do that part of your BBC vision board to.

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01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: Pre Yes, Yes, I'm trying to get international. My vision

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01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: board has voiceover and it has international. It has a

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01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: Jackiecation comedy festival that I want to do one day. Chris,

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01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,120
Speaker 1: are you going to do it this Sunday at noon?

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01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,720
Speaker 6: Yes, I I'll email you. I've been golfing NonStop, but

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01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 6: not usually on weekends.

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01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: So, and you could also bail in the eleventh hour. Well,

1281
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:46,360
Speaker 1: let me lower the because because Bamford often says yes

1282
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: and then bails. Ron Funes says yes and then he's like, actually,

1283
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,120
Speaker 1: I'm playing a video game.

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01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 4: You know.

1285
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,479
Speaker 1: Baron Vaughan has two babies, so.

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Speaker 4: Does like people?

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01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and so I mean like people say yes

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01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:02,920
Speaker 1: and then something might happen where they're you know, they

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01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 1: have to go shovel sand or something. I don't know

1290
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,919
Speaker 1: what they have to do, but it's the importance. Yeah,

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01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,400
Speaker 1: I don't take it personally. Oh Kill Martin was going

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01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: to do it and it was at night, but she

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01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 1: couldn't do it. She was like, I would normally say

1294
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 1: yes automatically, but I need to see this Oprah thing.

1295
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:24,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, what Oprah the Meghan Markel Yes interviews.

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01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:26,600
Speaker 3: Mean, Mark, did you guys watch that Megan Martin speaking

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01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 3: of your BBC visions.

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01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:32,360
Speaker 1: No, was it like Bridgington, did they explain about ejaculation.

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Speaker 3: I've just seen highlights from it, but.

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Speaker 1: Uh, how long was it?

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Speaker 6: It was just highlights of Oprah's reactions. That's that's what

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Speaker 6: I've watched.

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Speaker 1: It's all they've all been.

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01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,680
Speaker 5: People have recut it in the most hilarious ways, where

1305
01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 5: there's because it's shot in her Montecito, you know, it's state.

1306
01:06:53,680 --> 01:06:58,080
Speaker 5: There's I saw a recut where people start sneaking in

1307
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 5: and it's some it's a scene from a movie that

1308
01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 5: their children know but I didn't recognize. So it's like

1309
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,120
Speaker 5: they're doing it, and then like the reactions are real

1310
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,480
Speaker 5: of them going like that, and then like there's like

1311
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 5: a bunch of teenage girls that walk in through the

1312
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,200
Speaker 5: bushes and like but these bitchy looks on their faces,

1313
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:15,320
Speaker 5: and it's the funniest thing I've ever seen that. Just like,

1314
01:07:15,520 --> 01:07:18,680
Speaker 5: people just keep recutting it in that way.

1315
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 1: I would watch that. I actually don't care. Yeah, I'm people.

1316
01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 3: Were talking about it that yes it sounded scandalous.

1317
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: Well it's good. It's a good thing to discuss.

1318
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 5: And then it's just right for immediate because it's become

1319
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:41,880
Speaker 5: that thing where like, you know, nobody wants to do

1320
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:44,439
Speaker 5: it about the Super Bowl or the Oscars anymore because

1321
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,120
Speaker 5: we've just done it now so much. But then when

1322
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 5: something like that comes up, it's like fresh meat for

1323
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 5: those Twitter parodies.

1324
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 1: I want to read about it and whistle down and

1325
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: read about it. What it's a Bridgerton that I got

1326
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:02,920
Speaker 1: a Briton. I've been putting it on very pretty.

1327
01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 5: It's beautiful, it's very prettrgeously shot, and it's really compelling.

1328
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 5: I mean I thought she I thought seand of Rhymes

1329
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 5: nailed that ship so well. It was great, Yes, except

1330
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 5: for the one thing where I was just like, can

1331
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,200
Speaker 5: we can we not have people.

1332
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 1: Make six there's six books? There's nine Bridgerton siblings. Wow, yeah,

1333
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: there's It's Anthony, is a b is Benedict, c is

1334
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:30,760
Speaker 1: U Chad. That's not true.

1335
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 5: I forget Chada. You know Chad Bridgerton he went to

1336
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:37,479
Speaker 5: the junior high but then he.

1337
01:08:37,520 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 1: Loves It's Colin, remember Colin, And then it's Daphne, and

1338
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,839
Speaker 1: then it's like Eloise, and then it's.

1339
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 5: Fuck okay, and then Sucking, which is one of the

1340
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:53,519
Speaker 5: other leads. Yeah, a big part of the show, like

1341
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:54,280
Speaker 5: another sibling.

1342
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 3: I've never heard it. I gotta, I got, I'll watch

1343
01:08:57,080 --> 01:08:58,559
Speaker 3: right after we're done. Give it a ship.

1344
01:08:58,600 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: It's fun.

1345
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,439
Speaker 3: There's no way been do it going an hour in

1346
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 3: twelve minutes?

1347
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:04,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Oh dude, what's that possible.

1348
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:07,880
Speaker 5: It's been great because it's jackiecasion and that's why we

1349
01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:08,360
Speaker 5: have her.

1350
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: Wow, because thanks for having me. It's just great to

1351
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,240
Speaker 1: see you. Damn, it's great to see you too.

1352
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:17,400
Speaker 6: I always feel like I'm the cop kicking everyone out

1353
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 6: of the party when I'm.

1354
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,599
Speaker 1: Like, oh, look at the time.

1355
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,720
Speaker 6: But like we said, you know, during quarantine, you just

1356
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 6: have people are like, oh, I understand Chris has to

1357
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:30,680
Speaker 6: get to his Bridgerton and make his chicken parmesan that.

1358
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: He's busy watching some of the Great British Pottery Throw Oh,

1359
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,639
Speaker 1: it's so good.

1360
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:37,759
Speaker 3: I love it.

1361
01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:40,120
Speaker 1: It is good. Please is it called the Great British

1362
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,200
Speaker 1: Pottery Throw something?

1363
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:44,559
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1364
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:46,920
Speaker 6: I very much will watch it. It's anything like the

1365
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,920
Speaker 6: baking It is not really but trying.

1366
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,160
Speaker 1: And the best thing on HBO bags actually is a

1367
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:57,599
Speaker 1: is a weird sitcom called Ghosts and it's only twenty

1368
01:09:57,600 --> 01:10:00,680
Speaker 1: five thirty minutes. There's only two seasons and it is

1369
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,160
Speaker 1: about this weird British couple who inherits a mansion and

1370
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,439
Speaker 1: it's fucking haunted and has been so all the people

1371
01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 1: like there's six ghosts, one is a caveman, one's a

1372
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 1: member of Parliament with no pants, and there's it's adorable

1373
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: new or it's just from this sounds it's new. It's

1374
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,600
Speaker 1: last three or four years, so you love it. Is

1375
01:10:20,600 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 1: it British? It's British.

1376
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 5: Have you ever heard of the show Be Foreigners? I

1377
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:30,440
Speaker 5: believe Swedish or Norwegian? And it is it's called Be Foreigners.

1378
01:10:30,760 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 5: I believe it's also HBO Max because it's like HBO Europe. Yeah,

1379
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:40,760
Speaker 5: and it is such a good plot, like there's it's

1380
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,160
Speaker 5: a cop procedural, but it's also almost like sci fi

1381
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:48,160
Speaker 5: where people who are it's similar to what you're just saying.

1382
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:54,440
Speaker 5: There's like crow Magnans start showing up. It's crow Magnans,

1383
01:10:54,560 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 5: people from the like uh, crow Magnans, people that are

1384
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 5: from like the twelve hundreds, and then people from the

1385
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:09,400
Speaker 5: sixteen hundreds, and they all start appearing in the sea funny,

1386
01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 5: and then they have to go get rescued and brought

1387
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 5: and then suddenly they're the new immigrants of the Country,

1388
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:21,320
Speaker 5: and it's like it's so brilliantly done, and I loved it.

1389
01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,200
Speaker 1: It was such a good form.

1390
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:27,559
Speaker 6: Okay, well, okay, just watching eighties action movies, I've become

1391
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:28,400
Speaker 6: such a dad.

1392
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,120
Speaker 3: Wow, except look.

1393
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: It's eighties action movies are actually quite lovely. Yeah, they'll

1394
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 1: get you through the night. I want to see Private

1395
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:42,759
Speaker 1: Benjamin again, but it turns out it's twelve dollars on Amazon.

1396
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 1: Fren Yeah. Yeah, I was like, I can't do that.

1397
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 1: I know, I might as well buy the DVD.

1398
01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:48,040
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1399
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 3: Ki, speaking of old movies, I want to see just

1400
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:55,320
Speaker 3: assuming they'll be free and they are blockbuster prices. That's right,

1401
01:11:57,000 --> 01:12:00,840
Speaker 3: when Jackie, is that show that you mentioned in Milwaukee?

1402
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 1: In Milwaukee April twenty third, April twenty third, and then

1403
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,599
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna two times I had to cancel doing.

1404
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 3: My new album.

1405
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:10,040
Speaker 6: That was when I was going to do this theater.

1406
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:14,000
Speaker 6: I wonder if it was the same date. Yeah, did

1407
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,679
Speaker 6: you get in the last couple weeks this morning?

1408
01:12:18,240 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, because I just thank you very much, And

1409
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 1: I told him, I said, because I just.

1410
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 3: I was like, just tell people that.

1411
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:32,000
Speaker 1: You're willing to work at the end of April, and

1412
01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:33,439
Speaker 1: all of a sudden there was work at the end

1413
01:12:33,439 --> 01:12:37,559
Speaker 1: of April, and I was like, okay, yeah, I gotta

1414
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 1: do it.

1415
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, you're right, but sorry, really quick, let's make this

1416
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:43,160
Speaker 9: a real plug, because if people want to go see you,

1417
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:48,640
Speaker 9: it's Milwaukee, April twenty third, two shows, two shows.

1418
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,439
Speaker 5: And the name of that company is like the Laughing Tap,

1419
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:54,760
Speaker 5: the Laughing The Laughing Tap probably has a website.

1420
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:56,680
Speaker 1: Right as do I, and it will eventually be up

1421
01:12:56,720 --> 01:12:58,600
Speaker 1: on Jackie Kasha dot com. And if you want to

1422
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,800
Speaker 1: come to my Zoom shows, sign up for my email list,

1423
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:03,680
Speaker 1: which is harder to get on than it is to

1424
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:08,680
Speaker 1: get off because there's two unsubscribed buttons on every single.

1425
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 5: Email, but very considerate well and so because I'm sending

1426
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:16,519
Speaker 5: them every week now of Zoom shows, which feels a lot.

1427
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:20,439
Speaker 1: So. But if you want to know about the Zoom shows,

1428
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,920
Speaker 1: join the email list. It's on Jackiecasion dot com. Figure

1429
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:25,479
Speaker 1: it out, but then easy to get off when you

1430
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:25,960
Speaker 1: get bored.

1431
01:13:26,120 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 3: Nice, I'm glad you're getting back out there.

1432
01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:30,880
Speaker 6: You are fun to watch do a stand up and

1433
01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:33,599
Speaker 6: I will never forget how much better than mey you

1434
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:35,800
Speaker 6: did in Temecula.

1435
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:40,160
Speaker 3: We did a yeah, brewery in your hometown, Karen.

1436
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: And it looked like Mario Kart. It looked like the pipes.

1437
01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was very it was very steampunk.

1438
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1439
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, you were so great.

1440
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,479
Speaker 6: But when you got off, just like me, you were like,

1441
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:53,640
Speaker 6: I feel like I didn't do well, and I'm like,

1442
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 6: I just saw you doing easy at.

1443
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 1: The Gin Place.

1444
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:57,479
Speaker 3: Yes.

1445
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:01,960
Speaker 1: Vaulted ceiling, yeah, that'll do that. Yeah in Pedaluma, not Temecula.

1446
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry. I always that's okay, the ekula and

1447
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:06,640
Speaker 3: the emula.

1448
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,960
Speaker 6: It's I always miss those up and biology I understand.

1449
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:14,320
Speaker 1: And vaulted ceilings will always affect our self esteem.

1450
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:16,640
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, that's gotta be low and I gotta be

1451
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 6: backed into the corner otherwise I don't feel comfortable.

1452
01:14:20,240 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: Give me brick comedy in the world.

1453
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,000
Speaker 5: Yes, if you haven't seen Jackie Cason do stand up comedy,

1454
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:28,120
Speaker 5: which if you're a listener, I do you need a ride?

1455
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:30,160
Speaker 1: You know Jackie? You love Jackie.

1456
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:34,679
Speaker 5: But if you haven't, go to jackiedication dot com. Don't

1457
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:37,280
Speaker 5: be afraid to go visit her on tek.

1458
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 3: Took Yeah, and go to her Instagram. She's reposting a

1459
01:14:40,439 --> 01:14:43,000
Speaker 3: lot of her early work and it's very enjoyable.

1460
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,599
Speaker 1: Support Jackie in all her ways.

1461
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:49,599
Speaker 5: And then, of course, please listen to the hilarious and

1462
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 5: very inside comedy podcast The Jackie and Laurie Show, where

1463
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:57,040
Speaker 5: two lady comics talk about being comics.

1464
01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 3: I like it, Thank you for being that's jack Jackie.

1465
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:05,240
Speaker 1: Oh uh, if you guys are still doing my favorite murder.

1466
01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:06,679
Speaker 1: I got to tell you about my uncle Tom.

1467
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,599
Speaker 3: Oh hell yes, hell yeah.

1468
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 1: Remember the cyanide in Chicago, Yes, in the Thailand. Yeah,

1469
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:18,200
Speaker 1: there was a copycat incident in Menominee Falls, Wisconsin where

1470
01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: there was cinide in Canaoke. That was my uncle Tom.

1471
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,760
Speaker 3: Oh, my lord Tom.

1472
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:27,080
Speaker 1: Jackie Marie cation. Why haven't you told me about this already?

1473
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:30,879
Speaker 1: You owe me an email? Oh yeah, I'll yeah, it's

1474
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 1: it's literally I don't want to. Should I just ruin it?

1475
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,720
Speaker 1: Should I just tell you what? Or don't ruin it?

1476
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 9: No?

1477
01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 1: No you should? No, you should do a hometown. Yeah,

1478
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you about.

1479
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,440
Speaker 3: This future hometown.

1480
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: Right, and listen to the Dark Forest, you guys. Greg

1481
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:53,720
Speaker 1: Proops just did a great thing about baseball the Negro leagues. Awesome. Yeah,

1482
01:15:53,760 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 1: the Dirk Force has been going. It was it was

1483
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,960
Speaker 1: up first it's been going since.

1484
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:00,320
Speaker 5: It has six You say, oh six, and I was

1485
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 5: close with those at my seven.

1486
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 1: You were and there's and it's so funny because we

1487
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:08,559
Speaker 1: don't do season like I don't do seasons, so like

1488
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,960
Speaker 1: Jimmy Pardo is on like season thirty because he splits

1489
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:17,680
Speaker 1: it into like twelve episode seasons. I'm in the fourteenth year.

1490
01:16:17,720 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 1: You guys, that's all. Wow, we're just.

1491
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 5: Doing you nice, amazing. This is season two, Season two. Yeah,

1492
01:16:24,320 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 5: first season. To thank you for being on Jackie You're

1493
01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:30,799
Speaker 5: the best.

1494
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 6: Yes, great to see educate and everybody you've been listening.

1495
01:16:34,479 --> 01:16:37,519
Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? D y n A.

1496
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:44,920
Speaker 1: I leaving? You want to way back?

1497
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:50,760
Speaker 2: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

1498
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:56,960
Speaker 2: much baggage you give us. Time and turning on and Gabe,

1499
01:16:57,800 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 2: we want to send you off time you want to

1500
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:07,320
Speaker 2: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it.

1501
01:17:07,479 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 1: We scared? He was it fine? Melbourne? Do you need

1502
01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:32,479
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1503
01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:36,400
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1504
01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:40,320
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need

1505
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:49,960
Speaker 1: to ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris