Speaker 1: Welcome to We Talk Back Podcast, the production of iHeartRadio
Speaker 1: and the Black Effect Network Talk Talk Talk.
Speaker 2: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
Speaker 2: talks back.
Speaker 1: What's up y'all? Thank you for tuning in for a
Speaker 1: new episode and We Talk Back, a show dedicated to
Speaker 1: you Dreamers. And Chaser's just your co host, AJ Howiday.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 2: Tam Damn?
Speaker 1: How your foot?
Speaker 2: Girl? Y'all? Please pray for me if you ever laughed
Speaker 2: at any of my jokes on this motherfucker show, I
Speaker 2: need you to lift me up in prayer tonight when
Speaker 2: you hear this show. Please in the name of Jesus,
Speaker 2: Baby girl, been going through it?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's rough out here, I can imagine.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: The limbs are important.
Speaker 2: Yes they are. And you know what, first before I
Speaker 2: before I unpack on it? Everybody listening as well as.
Speaker 1: The first can I unpack on you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: If you if you don't want to be unpacked on this,
Speaker 2: just fast forward a little bit. AJ. How you doing? First?
Speaker 1: Shit, I'm good, bitch. The only thing I'm struggling is
Speaker 1: not to eat.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: You had two salmon patties already this morning.
Speaker 2: I ate a motherfucking thing, because I listen, just getting
Speaker 2: dressed takes forever right now. Taking them cleaning my body
Speaker 2: and putting on clothes just takes forever. So I was like,
Speaker 2: you talked to me during our meeting yesterday. You could
Speaker 2: hear it in my voice that.
Speaker 1: I was depleted.
Speaker 2: My spirit was low. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go get a massage. I'm gonna take myself
Speaker 2: to a spa and I'm just gonna get me a massage.
Speaker 2: I ain't got no fucking money, but I'm still gonna
Speaker 2: treat myself. Fuckerod. So I went to the spy, had
Speaker 2: a massage, laid by the pool, had here a glass
Speaker 2: of champagne, and I still was like, hmm, I'm still
Speaker 2: not happy. I'm still I'm waiting, like I went to
Speaker 2: the ritz. So I'm sitting by the door, waiting on
Speaker 2: my uber because I can't drive right now. So I'm
Speaker 2: waiting on my uber, sitting on my scooter, and these
Speaker 2: white men come in with their golf clubs. Looks like
Speaker 2: they had just come back from golfing and it's raining,
Speaker 2: and one of them says to me, hey, do you
Speaker 2: guys got coffee in here.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I.
Speaker 2: Said, I don't mother fucking know.
Speaker 1: How you standing there with a boot? You think I
Speaker 1: work here? Sir?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he was like, well, I'm sure. He was like, well,
Speaker 2: in my defense, you're standing by the door and you're black.
Speaker 2: So yo, see how I got it confunied.
Speaker 1: I literally just saw a post on Instagram that said, uh,
Speaker 1: what is that? Make it? Make it normal? Let's normalize
Speaker 1: randomly asking random white people if they work here.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna start doing it, guys.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start doing it, and I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: like locking my door quick when a white person walked past.
Speaker 1: I'm just start doing all the ship they do this
Speaker 1: racism right quick, for real, blatant.
Speaker 2: Next the hotel, I'll just gonna walk up to a
Speaker 2: white man, excuse me, do y'all have coffee here?
Speaker 1: I would just leave my bag by what they asked.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't mother fucking know a plush
Speaker 1: card by them?
Speaker 2: So all right, Like my attitude was already stink, but
Speaker 2: now my attitude is really stink because I do not
Speaker 2: fucking work here. So then my uber comes right and
Speaker 2: there's a I see this black man sitting inside and
Speaker 2: I'm like he gonna get out and help me. I
Speaker 2: hope he get out and help me. If he don't,
Speaker 2: I'm not giving him five stars. Right. So he's looking.
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, He's like, you need help, and
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, please, And so he gets he
Speaker 2: opens the door and then he puts two crutches out
Speaker 2: the door, and then he stands up and he's on crutches.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. You don't
Speaker 2: have to help me out. See if I can find
Speaker 2: someone to from the inside that can help. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: it's okay. I'm used to it now. And he hops
Speaker 2: around the car and I see he has one leg.
Speaker 2: Oh I got one leg, y'all. He was like, I'm
Speaker 2: used to it. It's fine. Just passed me your scooter.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, get in the car and make yourself comfortable.
Speaker 2: It's okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh my god, did he have his
Speaker 1: driving leg though? Yeah, he had to drive a leg, yeah,
Speaker 1: at least. So he gets in the car. Gratitude is
Speaker 1: y'all grateful? Shit was so fucked up.
Speaker 2: So he gets in the car and he asked me
Speaker 2: what happened to me? And I told him about it,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, what happened to your leg?
Speaker 2: And he said he lost his leg twenty five years
Speaker 2: ago to cancer. And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. He was like, you're sorry. I just
Speaker 2: told you I beat twenty cancer twenty five years ago
Speaker 2: and you're telling me you're sorry. You need to be
Speaker 2: happy for me, yeah, man, see, And I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's the energy I need to have right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I was like, thank you so much for picking me
Speaker 2: up and thank you for this message that I needed
Speaker 2: right now about being grateful and being you know, just
Speaker 2: happy with what I have. So thank you so much.
Speaker 2: So the best part of my massage was the lesson
Speaker 2: I got on the way back to my friend's house
Speaker 2: to see.
Speaker 1: That's that be God all day long? Mm hm, you
Speaker 1: see you feeling some type of way. Yep, it's always worse, right.
Speaker 2: So then when I got up this morning to go
Speaker 2: to work, I was like, you know what, it ain't
Speaker 2: that fucking bad period, because I do this ship with
Speaker 2: a smile on my face. So I say that to
Speaker 2: all of y'all who's sitting there with whatever is the
Speaker 2: equivalent of my foot being broken in your life? Ain't
Speaker 2: that bad baby girl.
Speaker 1: Even if you're broke financially, you're just in between blessings.
Speaker 1: You're not really like broke broke broke as a state
Speaker 1: of mind, right that I'm a whole millionaire out here, Okay,
Speaker 1: a millionaire fillionaire and I'm six foot ten, Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: don't run. God damn, we ain't talking about no weekends,
Speaker 1: no nothing. I ain't do shitting nonetheless, for real, what
Speaker 1: did I do this? I probably I stopped at my
Speaker 1: mom's house that saying, went and picked my bicycle up
Speaker 1: because I plan on it. I planned on riding bike.
Speaker 1: And at the time I got the bike, I'm like.
Speaker 2: It's raining. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I took it to the car wash while it was
Speaker 1: on bike rack on the back of the car, and
Speaker 1: I like just washed the car with the bike. The
Speaker 1: bike's so fucking dusty. So I'm like, I really haven't
Speaker 1: ridden my bike in a year, and I don't want
Speaker 1: a new bike. Man, I'm about to start to go
Speaker 1: fund me to get me this damn two thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Bid I'm not gonna start to go fund me to
Speaker 2: get Listen, y'all, y'all, sister only showed me Uber money.
Speaker 2: Uber like uber and everywhere is eating my pockets alive. Yo,
Speaker 2: I'm about to start driving with my left foot. I'm
Speaker 2: about to try.
Speaker 1: You can drive with the foot?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Just can't? It's big. This leg feels like a transformer
Speaker 2: with this thing on it. Like, first of all, yeah,
Speaker 2: my friend son keep on he keeps on grabbing my
Speaker 2: foot and staring me and my face.
Speaker 1: Like like, what's up with that? Your kids are innocent?
Speaker 2: No, he know what the he doing. He grab it
Speaker 2: and looked me in my eyes intensely.
Speaker 1: Right, he might be a podiatris my ex and son. Ever,
Speaker 1: I met the little boy like one was two and
Speaker 1: one was no one and two when I met them, right, So, now,
Speaker 1: when he turned about two or three years old, he
Speaker 1: loved feet. I got pictures and videos of him just
Speaker 1: randomly walking up on me and rubbing my feet and
Speaker 1: watching TV at the same time, like some real like
Speaker 1: weirdo shit like mom be having you rubbing her feet
Speaker 1: and some shit. So now he got even bigger, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what you want to be when you get older?
Speaker 1: A foot doctor?
Speaker 2: Shit?
Speaker 1: This thing about it turn to fetish fetish? I said,
Speaker 1: it's a pedietrist.
Speaker 2: Baby.
Speaker 1: He was like Okay, I want to be a podiatrist.
Speaker 2: Sweet. That's sweet.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all. Okay, let's get into stupid internet news.
Speaker 1: This week, right before bed news flash, did He got
Speaker 1: arrested by the Feds? Okay, came out probably like nine
Speaker 1: o'clock in the evening. Maybe I saw a video with
Speaker 1: him walking through New York and people like this, how
Speaker 1: you walk through New York and he's talking like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how you walk with in tient I had that.
Speaker 1: I bet you he didn't know he was going to
Speaker 1: jail that day because apparently they they were supposed to
Speaker 1: arrest him today and they actually did it sooner based
Speaker 1: on whatever evidence or whatever. The fans come for you jah,
Speaker 1: and I heard that this district has a ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent conviction rate.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Usually when the fans come, they got all the information
Speaker 1: they need. So last week, What's What's the Dawn? From
Speaker 1: Danny Kane? She came out with a lawsuit also against
Speaker 1: did He Richards yep yep, accusing him of abuse, also
Speaker 1: being a witness to Cassie's abuse. She also named other
Speaker 1: people that were involved as well or not involved but
Speaker 1: witnessed what happened to Cassie and other people. So I
Speaker 1: don't know, did he I I guess based on the
Speaker 1: stuff that they met A fine found in his home
Speaker 1: when they rated it last year. Was that last year?
Speaker 2: This year they said it was a bunch of baby
Speaker 2: oil in there, Bottles and bottles and bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 1: For real, shut up. He might have stolen shipment. That's
Speaker 1: probably why they after a baby oil. Okay. But CNN
Speaker 1: reports that music mogul Seandtycombs, who has faced a parade
Speaker 1: of sexual assault lawsuits and federal human trafficking probe in
Speaker 1: the last year, has been arrested. The producer attorney tells
Speaker 1: CNN Combs was arrested at Monday night at the Park
Speaker 1: Hyde Hotel in Manhattan and taken into custody by Homeland
Speaker 1: Security investigations. This does say investigations but investigators, okay. A
Speaker 1: source familiar with negotiations for his surrender told CNN the
Speaker 1: charges and details of the case against Combs are unclear,
Speaker 1: so allegedly they're supposed to be releasing the charges this morning,
Speaker 1: so we'll see what they by the time this episode
Speaker 1: comes out. Well know exactly, but the rest was made
Speaker 1: based on an indictment that is expected to be unsealed
Speaker 1: Tuesday morning, According to a statement from Damon Williams, us
Speaker 1: attorney for the Southern District of New your So did
Speaker 1: he in trouble?
Speaker 2: Man in trouble all year last year? He's just having
Speaker 2: a rough go at it, And I mean, what can
Speaker 2: you do? You know you made those choices. Now you
Speaker 2: got suff the consequences that should always catch up with you.
Speaker 1: That'd be my thing. When I look at the comments,
Speaker 1: and it's a lot of times it be a lot
Speaker 1: of black men. Right, we got to make sure our
Speaker 1: porch is clean. There should be no evidence of you
Speaker 1: of any wrongdoing, right, and then I'll support you. But
Speaker 1: if you actually did the things that you're you're being
Speaker 1: accused of, like how do you? Oh, white men do it?
Speaker 1: They don't do this. We already know we're gonna get
Speaker 1: treated worse than them when we in the right or
Speaker 1: in the wrong. So let's just not give them nothing
Speaker 1: to fuck with us about. How about that? You know?
Speaker 2: And when they be like listen, it ain't just what
Speaker 2: they'd be like, free my cousin, little pistol stotom No.
Speaker 1: I need to say yes, because he's been terrorizing the community,
Speaker 1: like it's not act like we don't have bad seeds
Speaker 1: in our community. Most of the people abused in a
Speaker 1: black community are by people they know, not by outside outsiders.
Speaker 1: This cousins, uncles, homeboys, like for real, come on, man,
Speaker 1: like this nigga is he's bought a lot of terrorists, okay,
Speaker 1: and he thought he could get get away with it
Speaker 1: because he was because he was getting away hanging out
Speaker 1: with these people who probably engage in the same type
Speaker 1: of activity.
Speaker 2: But you can thought he had enough money to keep
Speaker 2: him above the law exactly.
Speaker 1: And you don't you know because instead of y'all niggas
Speaker 1: want to knock all this shit over and start a
Speaker 1: new y'all just want proximity to whiteness. That's what I feel.
Speaker 2: You gotta remember. They will stop you at the door
Speaker 2: and ask you, hey, do you know where the car
Speaker 2: fee is?
Speaker 1: It'll be Diddy and the fucking ritch nigga acts. Diddy
Speaker 1: just jumped out of Lambo.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna talk about this demure shit?
Speaker 1: I'm sick of that shit. And I really don't like
Speaker 1: to hear the word because I think it's witchcraft. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it's a trigger word for something happening.
Speaker 2: People are naming their kids demure, but I mean it
Speaker 2: is kind of like a catchy little name though, right, No,
Speaker 2: that is lem Me Moore.
Speaker 1: You let niggas learn one new word, they run that
Speaker 1: ship in the whole, I mean, being Charleston, I don't
Speaker 1: know who taught these niggas discombobulated.
Speaker 2: Dog, that's their favorite shit.
Speaker 1: When I was living in Saint Louis, the words everybody
Speaker 1: called onto there was honore, like you know, just like
Speaker 1: like yes, girl, y'all shut the fuck up. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not here for that nor diabolical.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'm just glad people learning new words, so
Speaker 2: just keep it up. Let's get a new one every month.
Speaker 1: It's this lady I Fall. I forgot her Instagram, but
Speaker 1: she gives words daily.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah at Auntie Bev.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like. I like that And I have to
Speaker 1: apps on my phone because I be trying to do
Speaker 1: other ship than social media.
Speaker 2: So I got you.
Speaker 1: I suggests books and new words.
Speaker 2: Instead of just like getting on your social media and
Speaker 2: finding people to teach you a new word. Re Read, Yeah,
Speaker 2: read books.
Speaker 1: Read your fucking books, because when I read books, I
Speaker 1: definitely write words down, like that, and I like words,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, like a word like damn
Speaker 1: imna put that in my vocabulary.
Speaker 2: You know what? My one of my new favorite was
Speaker 2: not a new word for me, but one of my
Speaker 2: words that I love in perpetuity. I love it, girl,
Speaker 2: what I love closing out messages in perpetuity because forever
Speaker 2: if we beef it, it's yeah. So I love telling
Speaker 2: in perpetuity.
Speaker 1: Whenever y'all feel out a contract, look for that word.
Speaker 1: They might own your ass in perpetuity, right Aria, Uh
Speaker 1: oh shit, I'm must skip back the ditty.
Speaker 2: Hiy woman, let's talk about that? Should you send me
Speaker 2: over the weekend?
Speaker 1: Girl? Okay? Duvall posted this on the stage, So imagine men, guys, fellas. Right,
Speaker 1: you FaceTime your old lady y'all talking while she's in
Speaker 1: the shower, and the next thing you know, her gay
Speaker 1: homeboy gets in the shower with.
Speaker 2: Her because they're washing and washing itself.
Speaker 1: Because they're allegedly in a rush, right, and so they
Speaker 1: just want to take a quick shower together to get
Speaker 1: dressed and get out the door together, right, And she
Speaker 1: flips on you like you tripping because.
Speaker 2: He flips on her first, like what the fuck going
Speaker 2: on right his man? Like, you're tripping, We're just getting ready. No,
Speaker 2: that is insane. No, first of all, I'm not getting
Speaker 2: showered with none of my friends.
Speaker 1: Hey, what is that show? Ain't even big enough of that?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's colding the bag. I'm not getting back there.
Speaker 1: So ain't no way you expect any man to be
Speaker 1: okay with that ship dog, be with your homeboy.
Speaker 2: I do not believe that they not having sex.
Speaker 1: They definitely fucking that. He's definitely pretending to be gay
Speaker 1: so she can have her other nigga.
Speaker 2: Around right exactly. That not that I think about it,
Speaker 2: that is a thing. But I don't think she knew
Speaker 2: he was about to hop in the shower just yet.
Speaker 2: I don't know they had to cut them off guard
Speaker 2: because ain't no way you was in there and wanted
Speaker 2: your man to see your naked side nigga in the bag,
Speaker 2: because that's that's.
Speaker 1: Even your naked gay homeboy. Like, if you're a man,
Speaker 1: it's heterosexual. Why would he want to see your gay
Speaker 1: homeboy in a shower with you?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You? Or was that a test? Was she testing her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Right to see you know, trying to join in her
Speaker 2: for a little train.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is the train gonna be on?
Speaker 2: Im about to say, is that a train?
Speaker 1: Oh? The train on the boyfriend on the You never know,
Speaker 1: you know, the humans are wild man.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, speaking of wild humans, Nicki, Nicki, Minaja's mom
Speaker 2: just came out with a lingery.
Speaker 1: Linger lingery liel Carol Mirage. Okay she okay, I tried
Speaker 1: to google and see how old she was. Just listen,
Speaker 1: you know, nobody give a damn about age. And she's
Speaker 1: a beautiful older woman. She has to be at least
Speaker 1: fifty five. She couldn't be in her sixties at least, right.
Speaker 2: Nick, at least fifty five.
Speaker 1: Is allegedly, Uh, let's see what this just said.
Speaker 2: You know what, let me I just have something to
Speaker 2: say about that. While you look up her age, it's
Speaker 2: a lot of you R and b R and b bitches,
Speaker 2: rap bitches and actresses. And for some reason, I keep
Speaker 2: getting older every year and we keep getting closer in age,
Speaker 2: and I just don't see how the fuck it.
Speaker 1: I was just about to say, she's forty one.
Speaker 2: How how is la lah forty three?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Ain't no way, ain't no way, La Lah forty three?
Speaker 1: No La La is supposed to fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah she she's well over forty five at the least.
Speaker 2: Ain't no way me and her that we went to
Speaker 2: high school together, bitch.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Grown up? When I was a little girl, we.
Speaker 1: Were still in high school. Like you was working a
Speaker 1: full time job on TV, befo, you was nineteen on there,
Speaker 1: that's what you want us to believe, eighteen eighteen working
Speaker 1: at MTV.
Speaker 2: Like Big getting Big Chicks.
Speaker 1: Com playing with us, cop playing on my top.
Speaker 2: But listen, I ain't mad at you because I'm doing
Speaker 2: the same shit. Y'all don't know how old I am.
Speaker 1: Shit, you know I be snitching on your ass. I
Speaker 1: know you every cheer, every chanse you because don't lie
Speaker 1: in front of me because I don't know how to lie.
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable telling trace about listen, just mind
Speaker 1: your business. Yeah you're gonna lie. But then when you
Speaker 1: say shit like yeah, I'm as thirty and a forty
Speaker 1: year old bitch, and what.
Speaker 2: Identify as with you identify it?
Speaker 1: I just throwing me under the bus. Look, I told
Speaker 1: one of my old managers, don't how you just throwing
Speaker 1: me under the bus like that? He was like, I
Speaker 1: didn't throw under the bus. I merely pulled your ankle, bitch.
Speaker 1: You be pulling my ankle, okay, while you're telling people
Speaker 1: you're young Earth. That's fine, however you feel shit.
Speaker 2: So I can't wait to see what Nicki minaj because
Speaker 2: I'm assuming like this lingerie will be for a woman
Speaker 2: of a certain age or maybe it's all inclusive.
Speaker 1: Well, the price is from sixty five to ninety five dollars,
Speaker 1: so I want to see if any granny peas paying
Speaker 1: that price on them fixed incomes right.
Speaker 2: Listen, they're gonna put on the moon move and call
Speaker 2: it a day. That's what the niggas like with your ass,
Speaker 2: just moving free up under the day exactly. You know
Speaker 2: from Walmart for seven.
Speaker 1: It's that girl. What's that girl on Instagram who she'd
Speaker 1: be going viral getting on her husband with the fucking
Speaker 1: move moves on. I love it.
Speaker 2: That booty be wavy shaking all over the place.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to talk about this week?
Speaker 1: What bad peeves and annoying habits like within relationships. They
Speaker 1: don't have to just be any intimate relationships, but just
Speaker 1: shit that get on your fucking nerves, bitch, because I
Speaker 1: really be in my head anyway.
Speaker 2: Right, you got more. You got more to me because
Speaker 2: you are actively living it so well.
Speaker 1: It don't necessarily have to be in a relationship, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It could be just day to
Speaker 1: day shit that you see that people do that get
Speaker 1: on your nerves.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I got those.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, y'all. All right, y'all, let's get
Speaker 1: into it. Things that annoy you like in relationship. It
Speaker 1: doesn't have to Just like I said, it doesn't have
Speaker 1: to just be in your relationship, just day to day shit,
Speaker 1: even things that you might hide from other people that
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily you know, want people to know about
Speaker 1: that you do like things that you know might be
Speaker 1: a little weird. And yes, cohabitating, cohabitating with a man
Speaker 1: with anybody else is not the easiest thing in life,
Speaker 1: because I think as Americans, like, we just all like
Speaker 1: our own priva, our own privacy. We want to just
Speaker 1: be independent by ourselves, like just struggling for no fucking reason.
Speaker 1: Peer up, bitch, it's a recession anyway. Some of the
Speaker 1: things that annoy me having to cohabitate with a man.
Speaker 1: And I sent Tammy a video just the other day
Speaker 1: because apparently all women have the same experience. It was
Speaker 1: the caption on it. All you saw was like a
Speaker 1: hallway bathroom light on right, and then the caption was
Speaker 1: like your husband up five o'clock in the morning getting
Speaker 1: ready for work and all you hear.
Speaker 2: Is just not in this snorting.
Speaker 1: And the one time Tammy stayed at my house, my
Speaker 1: boyfriend was in the other bed, other bathroom, hacking up,
Speaker 1: And this is every morning. It's not as bad now
Speaker 1: because I think sometimes people have to be consciously made
Speaker 1: aware of the things that they do. They may just
Speaker 1: it might just be normal to them, right, but they
Speaker 1: don't see how it's like kind of disturbing the other people.
Speaker 1: And plus I made that they go to the motherfucking
Speaker 1: doctor because bitch, why you got so much mucus in
Speaker 1: your body?
Speaker 2: I'll check her from the other room. Is he okay? No?
Speaker 1: You said, is that you? And you know I told him,
Speaker 1: I said, Tanty, can hear you hacking up the other
Speaker 1: morning because it literally sounds like the person is in
Speaker 1: the room with you mm hmm. So the thing was
Speaker 1: like this man is doing it and acting like nobody else,
Speaker 1: like they live alone. When you live with somebody else,
Speaker 1: you have to really be consciously aware of the things
Speaker 1: that you But.
Speaker 2: What can you do, How can you make that shit
Speaker 2: sound any cuter?
Speaker 1: Just to the doctor and figure out why you hacking
Speaker 1: up so much mucus. Yeah, so he had gotten some
Speaker 1: like cough medicine and shit and kind of helped cleared
Speaker 1: up the mucas in his chest because he was literally
Speaker 1: trying to get loogie's up every fucking morning. It's like
Speaker 1: laying down, It's like settling in your chest now first
Speaker 1: thing in the morning, like you sneeze in, coughing and
Speaker 1: hacking up that that's definitely signs of some type of
Speaker 1: health issue.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you what might be signs of a
Speaker 2: health issue. They used to get on my nerves when
Speaker 2: my ex boyfriend used to go to the gym and
Speaker 2: he would come back in. I could smell his nuts
Speaker 2: walking through dank. Like why your basketball shorts smell that?
Speaker 1: They don't wash them. They don't wash them. They'll wear
Speaker 1: them several times before they wash them. So the crotch
Speaker 1: area of the Jean Mars basketball shorts smell like death death.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, that don't make no sense right there.
Speaker 2: That's used to take them off in the garage. Don't
Speaker 2: come in the house with that shit. That shit stinks disgusting.
Speaker 2: You just got them air dry and put them back
Speaker 2: and reignite the funk.
Speaker 1: Yes, or they just still have him in his bag
Speaker 1: and they pull them out at the gym and put
Speaker 1: them on. They just keep him in. I saw. I
Speaker 1: think this was like PBS or something, But they literally
Speaker 1: did like a bacteria test of a pair of men's jeans,
Speaker 1: and it was so much bacteria in the crotch area
Speaker 1: because they don't often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, how you expect me to want to put
Speaker 2: something that could make that smell in my mouth? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess they might think to see any thing about
Speaker 1: some of these cuccies.
Speaker 2: I he all right, y'all, don't tell the wife. Is
Speaker 2: this one of the things I'll be doing sometimes when
Speaker 2: I when I sit down there, I just smell the
Speaker 2: crotch in my pats.
Speaker 1: I just feel like, are you even human if you
Speaker 1: don't smell yourself like you should be the first person.
Speaker 1: Let's that's how I know, Like this is who Gucci be.
Speaker 1: Stink like just habitual stink couchies. Y'all just disrespectful because
Speaker 1: you smell like Kuchie before anybody else. Everything on your
Speaker 1: body is right under your nose.
Speaker 2: Cut it out. You know that right today?
Speaker 1: Yes, you knew you was giving him some Stinkkuchie. He
Speaker 1: might have had to unpack it a little bit once
Speaker 1: he got up in there. And the little fuman because
Speaker 1: I've heard Niggins say that like they didn't know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why'd you so fuck? I didn't know what stink until
Speaker 1: we got going, right.
Speaker 2: It's not that not that balance off just a little
Speaker 2: bit more now that pH is, she might not if
Speaker 2: he if he didn't smell until later, she maybe have
Speaker 2: not known neither.
Speaker 1: I don't think because other people don't do those smell itself.
Speaker 2: I definitely be like.
Speaker 1: Gucci, you never swiped the crack of your ass a
Speaker 1: little bit. I put the ordering back there.
Speaker 2: Actually, Oh your buddy.
Speaker 1: And between my breasts these titties, big man, and listen.
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't have no titties for the girl.
Speaker 2: These titties touch you're sweat.
Speaker 1: They be sweat, and if nothing else in my body
Speaker 1: be musty, these titties, these titties, and my nigga likes
Speaker 1: smelling them, I be so embarrassed. I'm like dog, you
Speaker 1: always be violating me like as an individual, Like there,
Speaker 1: you're still an individual in a relationship, right, so you
Speaker 1: want some things to still be personal a little bit.
Speaker 1: I don't need you to know everything about me.
Speaker 2: I watch a.
Speaker 1: Lot because I know these titties could get out of control.
Speaker 1: But he likes to catch me as soon as I
Speaker 1: come in the house, as soon as I come from
Speaker 1: the gym and shit, so he could smell me.
Speaker 2: You let him see you without your wig? Yes, like
Speaker 2: a choice. Some women do not let their man see
Speaker 2: them without their weave or wig ever.
Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah, I got a homeboy who like his bitch
Speaker 1: literally makes him leave the house or like just she
Speaker 1: just sneakingly like goes and get her hair done like
Speaker 1: he never sees her, take her weave out, take the
Speaker 1: wig off, like you got to it. When you're living
Speaker 1: with somebody, ain't nowhere around it. I'd be around here
Speaker 1: looking like Celia. If I can't be ugly at the house,
Speaker 1: where can I be ugly?
Speaker 2: Really? Dating? This is me, This is me and all
Speaker 2: my essences, and he.
Speaker 1: Be loving it. So that makes me more confident about
Speaker 1: looking ugly at the house. Right, my nigga like it.
Speaker 2: Right, and that's all that matter. And there are women
Speaker 2: who won't let one of my clients that her man
Speaker 2: don't even know her hair ain't hers.
Speaker 1: Shame, so he don't touch it. I guess it's already
Speaker 1: a rule that you don't touch black women's hair. So
Speaker 1: nigga just keep his hands to itself.
Speaker 2: Mm, he do not know. But she put that curly
Speaker 2: hair and it bleeds with her real hair, real nice wow.
Speaker 1: And I think I think that black men in particular,
Speaker 1: they really love like that curly loose hair. We probably
Speaker 1: have our men if all black women had curly hair.
Speaker 1: Men love here. They like to be able to put
Speaker 1: their hands in it. And they can't stand that they
Speaker 1: can't touch our hair right like they want to give
Speaker 1: you a passionate movie kiss and put their fingers.
Speaker 2: Hand on your nape and then you're gonna fall run
Speaker 2: into these corn rows.
Speaker 1: Corn rolls, combs, bands of shit going on.
Speaker 2: It's a paper wrapped around a ponytail. Got this black
Speaker 2: paper crunching on your goddamn here.
Speaker 1: And the comb none came unraveled with the stitching like
Speaker 1: that shit mighty in the finger. All type of shit
Speaker 1: be going on in the back of these wigs and.
Speaker 2: We yeah, sorry, sorry fellas.
Speaker 1: So living with somebody. Also, I can't stand people who
Speaker 1: just be leaving lights on excessively. And I can't stand
Speaker 1: like people running water excessively. Whenever I leave my water
Speaker 1: running or times I hear water, I just always think about,
Speaker 1: like if I'm brushing my teeth and I like, I'm
Speaker 1: just leaving the water run, immediately turn it off because
Speaker 1: I consciously think about, like the people who don't have
Speaker 1: running water so here, I am just being wasteful in it,
Speaker 1: you know, So I always make sure I turn the
Speaker 1: water off. I don't turn the shower on until I'm
Speaker 1: about to get in. This motherfucker had a shower just running.
Speaker 2: Running where you at?
Speaker 1: Why are you in in this shower yet? And you
Speaker 1: never understood that living in the house with your single
Speaker 1: mama who had to pay all the goddamn bills until
Speaker 1: you get that water building the mail as an adult,
Speaker 1: I get that light building my home. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's satty, it's wasteful, Like why why are you
Speaker 1: just there's gonna be a day where here in America
Speaker 1: right We're gonna be without lights for a long time.
Speaker 1: Don't speak that girl, it's gonna happen, like, motherfucker exactly,
Speaker 1: like she's gonna be She's sweet forever over here. We
Speaker 1: gonna experience some ship we experience we never knew, so
Speaker 1: dis prepared like that's how I mentally prepare for those things.
Speaker 1: Like I don't even like artificial light for real, I
Speaker 1: like sunlight. So first thing in the morning, I opened
Speaker 1: all the windows. I don't really turn lights on like that.
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning and the fucking lamp was stolen. Like,
Speaker 1: turn the lights off.
Speaker 2: Stop wasting it. Yeah, I agree with that. Don't waste
Speaker 2: especially the water. Why are you just letting that water run?
Speaker 1: I don't understand it. And then when I'm ready to
Speaker 1: take a shower, ain't no damn hot water left.
Speaker 2: The water left because that petty.
Speaker 1: No, that's a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 2: I'm here for that.
Speaker 1: Messiness is a pet peeve of mine. And See, there's
Speaker 1: a difference between being messy and nasty and dirty, because
Speaker 1: I could be messy myself leaving ship places, you know,
Speaker 1: especially like if I'm getting ready to go out somewhere,
Speaker 1: like I dread getting back home and got to put
Speaker 1: all this shit up in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: The makeup. Mm hmmm, h yeah.
Speaker 1: I know that that I might be being petty with
Speaker 1: the messy stuff because I could be messing myself. But
Speaker 1: then I don't like other people's mess me neither.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. I remember one time my friend she
Speaker 2: was eating some food on my couch, which I don't mind,
Speaker 2: you can sit on my couch and eat, but she
Speaker 2: put my decorative pillow in her lap and use it
Speaker 2: as a tray for her greasy ass whatever. I don't
Speaker 2: even know if the box was greasy, but in my
Speaker 2: head they had grease, all right.
Speaker 1: I was like, does that to a whole street? Who
Speaker 1: does that?
Speaker 2: Like? Why are you using my pillow as a tray, bitch?
Speaker 2: Put it in your lap or go to the table.
Speaker 1: Now. One thing, now, however somebody treats her space is
Speaker 1: how I'll probably tend to treat it. I'm not nasty, though,
Speaker 1: so I'm really not about to be at nobody's house
Speaker 1: that's nasty. But if I happen to be at a
Speaker 1: nasty house, I'm still not gonna like throw trash on
Speaker 1: the floor because they do. You know, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: trying to get the fuck up, But there as quick
Speaker 1: as possible, but you know, generally, I try to treat
Speaker 1: people's spaces how they treat it. So I would never
Speaker 1: come to somebody's house that's like clean and just do
Speaker 1: it the fuck I want to do in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but people will. But some people just subconsciously don't
Speaker 2: realize that they're even doing it.
Speaker 1: Is their upbringing, you know what I'm saying, Like, you
Speaker 1: go to some people's house and check out that goddamn
Speaker 1: bathroom like dog whenn't lie SIMMI clean as toilets molding there.
Speaker 2: Right, it's black and it I gotta put my couchie
Speaker 2: near it. Mm hmm. Okay. Another thing that I've been doing, y'all.
Speaker 2: Don't tell nobody this. When I'm all right, it's kind
Speaker 2: of gross. But when I'm on our period and I
Speaker 2: have on a pad, sometimes I put like a little
Speaker 2: bit of tissue between the pad and me because something
Speaker 2: need to catch that before.
Speaker 1: Just walk around with snails Like. I don't think men,
Speaker 1: like somebody might think that's nasty, but I really think
Speaker 1: that women probably do that more often than we.
Speaker 2: I admitted it out loud, y'all. I do that sometimes
Speaker 2: I've put a little a little.
Speaker 1: Piece, yeah, because you just be walking around and you
Speaker 1: just feel a snail drop.
Speaker 2: It's it's so miserable.
Speaker 1: I do need to make something that gets closer.
Speaker 2: Closer, closer, yeah, to your vagina, like the men who
Speaker 2: make the ship. We gave you tampons, bitch, put one
Speaker 2: up there, but that's too close. I don't want it
Speaker 2: in me. I just want it closer to me, So.
Speaker 1: We don't want free fluing. So even when using like
Speaker 1: those cups, because I use like the soft disc for
Speaker 1: a while, but it's man, it's just tough to get
Speaker 1: a position properly to where it's like especially heavy D yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's catching all of it. And then also it's
Speaker 2: just fucking disgusting to put that girl about hit the floor.
Speaker 1: It's a crime scene dripping all everywhere too, like I care.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do that. I did it for a
Speaker 2: while and I just difficult, but I can't do it.
Speaker 1: My period lasted a shorter time also. I realized that
Speaker 1: because I had been using tampons for years, and then
Speaker 1: when I finally stopped using tampons and just like using
Speaker 1: paths and I started with the soft cups, like, my
Speaker 1: period was much shorter because you litting everything free just
Speaker 1: free flow, yeah, and less cramping all that shit. So
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Then I got some I got some pads that I
Speaker 2: like because I'm trying to like be more conscious of
Speaker 2: what I'm put next to my body and my body
Speaker 2: and those things. So I got uh pads from what's
Speaker 2: that name of that brand that just came out that's
Speaker 2: not the body was honey pot. I bought some of
Speaker 2: those pads something about cooling on it, right, and I
Speaker 2: ain't think of it. And I put that pad on, bitch,
Speaker 2: like I put vixed vapor. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's like the expeariment in there, I said, distance. I
Speaker 1: like that actually, and you know, you get used to
Speaker 1: it after a while. It doesn't like, it doesn't really
Speaker 1: feel that crazy like the cooling sensation.
Speaker 2: I ain't trying to put I'm cool.
Speaker 1: I like it, man.
Speaker 2: Somebody my friend, she's like, she liked it. That's why
Speaker 2: she recommended to me get the cooling ones. No, y'all,
Speaker 2: pussy's hot, y'all, pussy too hot, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Got that cereal pussy over there? What's it supposed to
Speaker 1: be hot?
Speaker 2: That's too high? Because I don't need that shit.
Speaker 1: Her.
Speaker 2: I ain't like it all right, Sorry, I went off
Speaker 2: on the tangent.
Speaker 1: You know what else I don't like. I don't like
Speaker 1: when somebody when it and I feel like so. I
Speaker 1: had an ex whenever he needed me to do something
Speaker 1: for him, he would like either text, call, or like
Speaker 1: if we face the face, it was always I need
Speaker 1: you to such and such and such. You don't need
Speaker 1: me to do ship now you don't ask me properly. Hey, babe,
Speaker 1: can you such and such? Is it okay? Are you
Speaker 1: able to do like something? Like? You have to properly
Speaker 1: ask me to do otherwise I feel like, who the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking to? Like you don't need to
Speaker 1: do anything.
Speaker 2: I'm like that too, though I can admit that I
Speaker 2: have been conscious. I've been actively reminding myself to say
Speaker 2: please at the end of any command that I've made
Speaker 2: to someone, because it comes off like a command, but
Speaker 2: once you say please, it comes off as a request,
Speaker 2: you know. So I'd be like, get that thing over
Speaker 2: there for me, please, I throw that please on the
Speaker 2: end real quick, because that is annoying.
Speaker 1: So that it actually built up from working in a
Speaker 1: corporate setting right and having a deal with different vendors
Speaker 1: and white people. They be real passive aggressive, right, and
Speaker 1: they be having these micro aggressions that they try to
Speaker 1: take out on you whenever they fucking can. And I
Speaker 1: remember a couple people who worked for the account I
Speaker 1: was on. They would sending email else like that, Hey,
Speaker 1: I need you to such and such and such. I'm
Speaker 1: a grown person, and though we are a vendor for
Speaker 1: your company, I make more money than you. Who the
Speaker 1: fuck are you talking to? If you need me to
Speaker 1: do anything? If I need you to do anything, there's
Speaker 1: a way. There's email etiquette. So I knew that was
Speaker 1: their way of trying to belittle me. Basically, I need
Speaker 1: you to such and such, And that's how I feel
Speaker 1: in a relationship when a man asked me, I need
Speaker 1: you to such a I'm not your secretary. There's a
Speaker 1: way to ask another grown person to do something for you,
Speaker 1: because I'm not required to do any of the things
Speaker 1: you're asking, So you have to ask nicely. So please, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't want to say please.
Speaker 2: I don't like when someone texts me what I'm saying
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 1: I don't, I mean, I just I do. And then
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes I try to consciously be aware of
Speaker 1: that too, like, Hey, it is first thing, first message,
Speaker 1: but you ain't the first person I talked to this morning.
Speaker 1: So I'm just I know. We don't like that cause
Speaker 1: you respond back good morning, bitch, and that's her patty,
Speaker 1: good morning.
Speaker 2: I will not answer nothing the fuck you asked me
Speaker 2: good morning? Because did I sleep with you last night?
Speaker 1: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Niggas are oh niggas do that so much too? Wy
Speaker 2: D don't wy d me?
Speaker 1: And that's it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's it. Uh uh you won't get no response.
Speaker 1: I don't like somebody telling me good night and I
Speaker 1: ain't talk to you all day? What? Why the fuck
Speaker 1: are you text me at ten am good night? And
Speaker 1: we hadn't spoken all day?
Speaker 2: That's what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, at ten o'clock at night? Yeah, okay, and you
Speaker 1: haven't talked to me today? Why are you texting me
Speaker 1: good night?
Speaker 2: Bye? Bitch?
Speaker 1: You a hope? Because what.
Speaker 2: This? How I know I'm Auntie because when I get
Speaker 2: a w y D text, I said a double WWJD.
Speaker 1: Stupid?
Speaker 2: What would Jesus do? Ignore you like he been doing.
Speaker 1: I don't like overly clingy like I want you to
Speaker 1: like me, but I only want you to like me
Speaker 1: as much as I want you to like me, don't
Speaker 1: like me too much? Get some of my fucking nerves,
Speaker 1: Like why you like me that much?
Speaker 2: Too soon? Like, don't ask me to move in with
Speaker 2: you on the first date. That's too much.
Speaker 1: Somebody's done that before. Yes, somebody's asked to move in
Speaker 1: with me. I guess I just look like a lick.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Anytime a nigga asks me for money,
Speaker 1: i'd be like, dog, do I look like a trick?
Speaker 1: I literally ask niggas for money, Like why did you?
Speaker 1: Why are you asking me for anything? And I gave
Speaker 1: you a discount on this pussy. I require you to
Speaker 1: do nothing because I want to fuck on you. But
Speaker 1: if you want to fuck me, it's like you gotta
Speaker 1: compensate me. How are you asking me for money that's correct?
Speaker 1: Or to move into my house? I had a dude
Speaker 1: like really, like stop talking to me because he said
Speaker 1: I wasn't there for him when he needed me. I
Speaker 1: had literally just met this nigga and he had like
Speaker 1: a lot of life going on. He was not a
Speaker 1: bum at all. He just had a lot of shit,
Speaker 1: like personal shit going on, and his lease was coming
Speaker 1: to an end. He really didn't want to get into
Speaker 1: another lease before buying a house, and he asked to
Speaker 1: move in with me. Now, you know, like i'd be
Speaker 1: doing too much sometimes when I'm fucking sing, because I
Speaker 1: just knew I had like other shit going on, so
Speaker 1: like that means I have to be in a relationship
Speaker 1: with this person if he moves in my house, because
Speaker 1: how I'm gonna talk to these other niggas. So I
Speaker 1: just you know, it was like, nah, like I'm not
Speaker 1: comfortable with that, but I did still want to continue
Speaker 1: a relationship with him. You just can't live with me,
Speaker 1: and he.
Speaker 2: Stopped talking to me, and he stopped talking to you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't like if I'm seeing a man and we
Speaker 2: decided to get intimate and they don't want to use
Speaker 2: a condom.
Speaker 1: I had a nigga and not want to have sex
Speaker 1: with me. And this was actually a friend. Likewise, yes,
Speaker 1: he did not want to fuck me because I told
Speaker 1: him he had to put a condom on, and you
Speaker 1: know what he said, I know what the he said,
Speaker 1: I know what the bitches I be fucking be doing.
Speaker 1: How you know what, nigga?
Speaker 2: First of all, how you know and how do you
Speaker 2: think that's gonna turn me on? All these bitches wroth
Speaker 2: you trust that you trust so much, Well, well in
Speaker 2: that case, here goes this wrow pussy exactly exactly mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: And I was like, like, we just never had sex.
Speaker 1: That's still my friend though he's married and stuff now.
Speaker 1: But what nigga, we was young as hell, Like.
Speaker 2: I know what the bitches that I fucking be doing.
Speaker 1: Right, boy, if you literally turn this pussy down, I
Speaker 1: just think that his dick. That's how much he just
Speaker 1: didn't use condoms, Like the dick wasn't working without it.
Speaker 2: Right, I can't feel nothing. You ain't gonna feel nothing,
Speaker 2: gonna feel nothing, not today but the inside of them
Speaker 2: dirty jeans with all that bacteria.
Speaker 1: I don't like double standards. I know they exist, but
Speaker 1: I don't be liking like to have to argue with
Speaker 1: a nigga about some double standard ship on either side.
Speaker 1: Like this was an ongoing argument where somebody used to
Speaker 1: talk to like when black men go with somebody outside
Speaker 1: they race, versus like when black women do it. So
Speaker 1: my argument was always black women hardly date outside their race.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you talking about? All black women
Speaker 1: be dating white men for a come up? I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking lie. Black men literally do that for
Speaker 1: a come up.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they both do it.
Speaker 1: I think the black women that date white men usually
Speaker 1: got their life together. They're usually like a type of
Speaker 1: a certain type of black women. Right leave out No,
Speaker 1: but those women be having a whole life together, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, Like they're not really dependent on
Speaker 1: that white man. Did you see I forgot these people?
Speaker 1: It's Instagram, not Instagram, TikTok people. White girl, black woman,
Speaker 1: white guy. And she was just acting like her white man,
Speaker 1: white savor just had this whole life for her, right
Speaker 1: oh yeah, And then it turned out she exposed them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like she had been taking care of him. Basically she
Speaker 1: bought her own range rover all this shit. So white
Speaker 1: daddies don't always had no money.
Speaker 2: White women be going through the same shit that we
Speaker 2: go through. Not even just got one, you just got
Speaker 2: no one to talk to her. She's like, yeah, she
Speaker 2: might not call him her baby daddy, but that's what
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 1: Yes, not even white women. So the girl who I
Speaker 1: bought the cat from, she's iran mm hm bitch, same
Speaker 1: shit because the day I picked the cat up, like
Speaker 1: we had like a whole like conversation. Yeah, like I
Speaker 1: was there for like two hours show we don't have
Speaker 1: cry and everything. But she was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm telling you these things. I haven't even told
Speaker 1: my best friend. I'm like, girl, because I'm like a
Speaker 1: whole Like, yeah, you could talk to me. So I'm
Speaker 1: like yeah, Like people really think and even with the
Speaker 1: community and how caddy women are period, people think that's
Speaker 1: something associated with Black women. No, this is a woman thing.
Speaker 1: And the things that women go through with men is
Speaker 1: not exclusive to Black men either, like men from women,
Speaker 1: all races is going through it. What they niggas, what
Speaker 1: they missed the niggas okay because men are men.
Speaker 2: Let me say this, I love a devil standard that's
Speaker 2: in my favor, like what you could be one like
Speaker 2: paying for shit period.
Speaker 1: These nigga's tired of the girl. They tired of that
Speaker 1: double sta.
Speaker 2: Come to me talking about fifty fifty. That ship will
Speaker 2: dry my pussy.
Speaker 1: I told you I saw because of that ship.
Speaker 2: I don't mind helping, but don't ever suggest fifty fifty
Speaker 2: with me because why I'm here with you, don't say
Speaker 2: with my whole girl, she is funny.
Speaker 1: Period, and we're gonna we're gonna actually treat each other.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: Right? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Girl? I stopped talking to that dude because he basically
Speaker 1: told me, I ain't going my pocketbook on a date
Speaker 1: you invited me on. Why the fuck am I touching
Speaker 1: my bag? That bill is not my business.
Speaker 2: Don't got nothing to do with it. You don't have
Speaker 2: a ship to do with you in this establishment.
Speaker 1: I walked out this motherfucker, not even not even just
Speaker 1: pay my ship, Like if you didn't have the money,
Speaker 1: I still wasn't gonna pay for your ship, because why
Speaker 1: are you inviting people out and you don't have the
Speaker 1: means to pay for the bill and that.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean by any means that we would
Speaker 2: never buy our men anything or help out or contribute.
Speaker 2: But just don't be looking at me to have half,
Speaker 2: because that's dumb. The type of men that I typically like,
Speaker 2: are you very ambitious and what they require for me
Speaker 2: isn't necessarily monetary other things. But if it ever came
Speaker 2: down to it, you don't helped me save so much.
Speaker 2: You broke if something happened, I got us now, period,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, anything else that you can think of,
Speaker 2: what's one thing that you do that you don't be
Speaker 2: wanting people to know you do.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got We talked about this during another episode,
Speaker 1: the toilet shit. Remember I was telling you that, And
Speaker 1: what else do I do?
Speaker 2: What's the toilet shit? Oh?
Speaker 1: Like you're a toilet tissue to wipe the toilet.
Speaker 2: Oh that you are already wipe it, right, that's not
Speaker 2: a comment.
Speaker 1: Oh but you know so now because I am consciously
Speaker 1: aware of that. Right when I take tissue off the roll,
Speaker 1: I take two sets. So one set is the whpe
Speaker 1: mye cuchie. The other set is to wipe the toilet
Speaker 1: and flush everything. Because like when you're just doing shit,
Speaker 1: moving fast, like you're not consciously thinking about really what
Speaker 1: it is. You're just adding your fucking micro organisms to
Speaker 1: this nasty ass fucking toilet.
Speaker 2: But if you're sitting on that toilet, you need to
Speaker 2: get slapped if you if you're a type of person
Speaker 2: who's gonna sit on a public toilet, at least wrap it.
Speaker 2: Wrap some tissue around that motherfucker so it's a layer.
Speaker 2: Don't just be sitting in your neaked ass on that
Speaker 2: public toilet.
Speaker 1: I'm getting physically sick if I got to take a
Speaker 1: shit in public, like I might, I might, I might,
Speaker 1: like really hold it until I feel sick, until I
Speaker 1: get to the house.
Speaker 2: Man, because I took a international flight. It was nothing
Speaker 2: I could do. I had to bro that was the
Speaker 2: I was miserable trying to put his big ass in
Speaker 2: that little because in there, No, it was so sad.
Speaker 1: Bump up and hit your ass.
Speaker 2: Oh I got, I got corona, I know.
Speaker 1: I remember one time my whole bike told me he
Speaker 1: was flushing the toilet and the water popped up and
Speaker 1: hit his lip. Oh my god, I would have died
Speaker 1: right there. You don't get a bum bump, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: water hit your o lips?
Speaker 2: Next level, though, from the public toilet.
Speaker 1: From the public toilets alive. Yes, scary. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: the public toilets is scary as fucking me.
Speaker 2: Oh what they gotta do? Anytime I'm at a drive through,
Speaker 2: I don't give a funk who on the phone If
Speaker 2: it stopped my time to order, I'm a hold on
Speaker 2: one second, and I'm ana mute that phone so they
Speaker 2: I can't hear my order, because that's none of your
Speaker 2: fucking business.
Speaker 1: I realized my cousin was doing that shit, and she's
Speaker 1: skinny as helles. I don't know why, but she told me,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a whole conversation with you, right, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, like you're not responding to what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I'm like, damn, did I hang up?
Speaker 1: What happened? And she abruptly abruptly comes back, was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I muted the phone.
Speaker 2: So she goes on she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't order this food from wherever? She pulled that back,
Speaker 1: and I talked shit so bad about McDonald's. The bitch
Speaker 1: didn't want to tell me like it was McDonald's that
Speaker 1: she was ordering.
Speaker 2: Yeap, cause you'll be mixed shaming bitches.
Speaker 1: I don't really try a small fucker, see ay McDonalds.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like honest with y'all because I feel like,
Speaker 1: like if the zombie apocalypse happened, like y'all first, y'all
Speaker 1: gonna turn first eating that kangaroo meat for McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Listen, man, And sometimes I'm like, I don't really eat.
Speaker 2: I tried to. Everybody was like raving about the fileo
Speaker 2: fish and I just never had that. So I went
Speaker 2: and got one the other day. Mid y'all hype that
Speaker 2: sandwich up so bad McDonald's. Yeah, burger king big fish
Speaker 2: used to be the ship.
Speaker 1: Okay, it used to be. Yeah, it used to be big.
Speaker 1: Now it was a little ass squhere. I like. I
Speaker 1: like fish sandwiches though, so I do be buying like
Speaker 1: the frozen cod from the grocery store and making fish sandwiches.
Speaker 1: I use to have Wainian bred girl make my own
Speaker 1: totter sauce loaded with lettuce and tomato. Them sandwiches be busting.
Speaker 2: Man, that that uh fileto fish was mid grade? I
Speaker 2: was disappointed. What I go If I do go through McDonald's,
Speaker 2: I typically just get a large fried and a sugar
Speaker 2: free French vanilla iced coffee. That's it. Those are my
Speaker 2: go tos. That's all I want them. Fries still a hit.
Speaker 2: I don't even fries.
Speaker 1: Is it for me?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: The waffle fries are busting Chick fil A fries? You
Speaker 1: know the Chick fil A by my house?
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: I have been going there getting cups of ice every day.
Speaker 1: That's all I get from Chicken filing. If I don't
Speaker 1: get a cup of ice, it'd be like a small
Speaker 1: fry or a cookie. If I would want to give
Speaker 1: them some money for the day, to get the cup
Speaker 1: of ice. But all I really want from them is
Speaker 1: the cup of ice. Girl, Why now they got a
Speaker 1: whole policy where you got to buy something to get
Speaker 1: the cup of ice. I was like, why don't y'all
Speaker 1: just putting the system in charge? Ninety nine cents for
Speaker 1: the fucking ice right now? I gotta come there and
Speaker 1: I gotta buy because I cook so good.
Speaker 2: Girl, you need an iron peel.
Speaker 1: I does not have a little iron. I just eat
Speaker 1: a whole meals. It's literally drinking water. Yeah that's all
Speaker 1: it's not. But it's eating the water. But I like it.
Speaker 2: We sound like two babyds. We's not like two baby's
Speaker 2: right now, how many y'all do that? Turn down the value,
Speaker 2: cut off your phone, mute when you go through the
Speaker 2: draft room because you don't need to know what size
Speaker 2: I got, bitch.
Speaker 1: You can't get it super size. Unnecessary criticism. Now, I
Speaker 1: know I could be real critical, but I came from
Speaker 1: a real like criticizer. My damn mama, Like, I think
Speaker 1: I don't like people who just are overly critical of
Speaker 1: every and anything people do. It's kind of annoying to me. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, like it's okay. To shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up sometimes, you know.
Speaker 2: Cause you ain't got a judge, jury or having the
Speaker 2: heir for nobody, so just relax.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like shut the So that's one of my pet
Speaker 1: peeves as well. Did I say this already? Laziness like
Speaker 1: with personal shit like personal care and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: Like I know some people and I guess it's probably
Speaker 1: gonna go back to people houses at that point. Like
Speaker 1: I know some real fly people and they house a
Speaker 1: fucking mess.
Speaker 2: Like bitch.
Speaker 1: I used to be telling somebody I love so much,
Speaker 1: how it's gonna put their fucking bathroom on Facebook so
Speaker 1: people could see you ain't a babbage how you're living,
Speaker 1: because how you're really living.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes I be thinking, then people be depressed or something,
Speaker 2: because ain't no way you're just living in this feel
Speaker 2: comfortably like you got to be something going on in
Speaker 2: your mental well that's how they don't feel though.
Speaker 1: So whenever I have cluttered, I'm literally feeling like that
Speaker 1: in my mind. That's why I told you I got
Speaker 1: to go clear that storage out because that story is
Speaker 1: literally living rent free in my mind, you know, like
Speaker 1: having to deal with the mess that's in there and
Speaker 1: getting rid of all those things that I really don't need.
Speaker 1: But there are a few things there that I need.
Speaker 1: But that's how my brain feels until I get it cleared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all my shit in storage right now, and I'm
Speaker 2: living like a minimalist, and I'm realizing, like I could
Speaker 2: really leave all that shit in there and survived. I
Speaker 2: don't need sh.
Speaker 1: That's how I'm feeling about that stuff. But I have
Speaker 1: a trunk in there with a lot of personal things.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want that storage to end up in an
Speaker 1: auction situation, so I don't just want to leave it. Plus,
Speaker 1: I got, like I got sit in there, I can
Speaker 1: at least sell or give away to people who really
Speaker 1: need it. Like, so I plan one, I want my ship.
Speaker 1: I plan on like my king size bed in there
Speaker 1: like the other one. Like, I plan on selling that ship,
Speaker 1: or I might just give it away to somebody whoever
Speaker 1: can come pick that big ton size bed up Dining said, listen,
Speaker 1: if you're in Columbia and you listen to this, this
Speaker 1: this show, y'all meet me at that storage unit this Saturday.
Speaker 1: Uh what it is when it's Saturday the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: If you need some French and shit kitchen shit that
Speaker 1: type of stuff.
Speaker 2: DM her so she can know, so you can know
Speaker 2: West Store.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, message me, because I got a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of shit. So I got that thought bad. Remember the
Speaker 1: thought band. The toftest bed that bad was seventeen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: I don't understand how anybody was ever calling it a
Speaker 1: thought bed. But anyway, anyway, I have a story all
Speaker 1: the whole be steady knocking.
Speaker 2: Or a version of it.
Speaker 1: Yep, if you need a bed dying, let me know.
Speaker 1: Got a leather chair in there.
Speaker 2: I just realized, I just come on here and say
Speaker 2: whatever that I'll be putting the.
Speaker 1: Coolie little balls, little dingleberry balls rolled up in there.
Speaker 2: So what y'all do it too?
Speaker 1: Talking loud? I talk loud.
Speaker 2: I'm about to say the nerve of you.
Speaker 1: But I'm really quiet though, Like okay, if me and
Speaker 1: if it's just me and this cat in this house,
Speaker 1: like it's quiet. I barely be having TVs on, I
Speaker 1: barely have the radio. Like I literally I be quiet.
Speaker 1: I promise i'd be in the house like smoking, having
Speaker 1: a good old loudass time by myself. No, I be quiet.
Speaker 1: So like the minute this nigga come in the house,
Speaker 1: is just like it's just sensation.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I seen over stimulation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I seen a post on TikTok and I might
Speaker 1: have said this before, but it's said, no matter how
Speaker 1: much you love a man, you know you could be
Speaker 1: madly in love with them. It's just something about it
Speaker 1: when they're not home.
Speaker 2: That feels so good.
Speaker 1: It's just something about like, I love you so much,
Speaker 1: but nigga, when you ain't here, I be feeling like
Speaker 1: a weight lift off me. That's good.
Speaker 2: Then, you know what, it's so nice. That's one thing
Speaker 2: I will say it's good about having military men is
Speaker 2: when I mean it's not I mean it's not nice,
Speaker 2: but it is when they go deploy, like oh you're
Speaker 2: gone for a while. Yeah, last free and last Yes,
Speaker 2: I remember I used to live next door. This is
Speaker 2: when I was living on the military base, and I
Speaker 2: used to live next door to this woman. Well she
Speaker 2: wasn't right next door, but close by. And she used
Speaker 2: to wear like laun jean skirts and white socks with
Speaker 2: her kids and black girls all right, and T shirts
Speaker 2: with a loan, you know the type. She got a
Speaker 2: long skirt with a T shirt. Okay, so very homely. Baby.
Speaker 2: Her husband deployed. I don't know that woman turned into
Speaker 2: somebody totally different when that nigga was gone. She had
Speaker 2: hip hop music blaring out the window, had on different
Speaker 2: kind of clothes.
Speaker 1: I'm like oking a sergeant major, right, and that was
Speaker 1: that free at last moment. Yeah, man, I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do men have like a chaos energy or something like
Speaker 1: it's something with it, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: can see like they bad, but it's something with their energy.
Speaker 2: It's just I just think it's like something about having
Speaker 2: separation that's just good for one's individual needs, you know,
Speaker 2: just being away from each other. That's a little wel Yeah,
Speaker 2: peace of mind as an individual. See, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: scared of. I don't know, Like I know that my
Speaker 2: next relationship might have might need to be a little unconventional,
Speaker 2: Like he needs to have a job that travel. I
Speaker 2: need to have a job that like we can't be
Speaker 2: up on.
Speaker 1: They like when this nigga leave the house, I don't
Speaker 1: call him like he'll just randomly FaceTime me. I just
Speaker 1: want to see what you're doing. Why, Like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see you later. We lived together, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: I'll be on the phone where my homegirl's way more
Speaker 1: than him, Like, but and I don't call him, like
Speaker 1: I don't be checking for him nothing because I know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see you. It's just different.
Speaker 2: It's just don't you miss the times when there were
Speaker 2: no cell phones and y'all left for the day individually
Speaker 2: and didn't communicate until it was time to come back together.
Speaker 2: You couldn't.
Speaker 1: We wasn't unless you got wrong enough to have these
Speaker 1: relationships and we didn't have cell phones. I feel like, well,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I'm saying we weren't old enough for that shit.
Speaker 2: But I missed those times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you're not expected to be available.
Speaker 2: Yeah all day. Yeah, somebody access FaceTime? Why you need
Speaker 2: a FaceTime? I'm a big facetimer, But like you know,
Speaker 2: it's just such an invasion of privacy, Like people expect
Speaker 2: you to look at like, ain't nothing worse than you
Speaker 2: being on FaceTime with a nigga that they've seen you
Speaker 2: in the bed. But then they be like, hey, this
Speaker 2: is my mama, you laying down in your pajamas with
Speaker 2: your head scarf.
Speaker 1: All that's not how I want you to introduce he exactly,
Speaker 1: But niggas don't be thinking dog.
Speaker 2: Hi, ma'am in my bonnet and I just smoke some weed,
Speaker 2: eyes all over, Like, what's wrong with you? She gonna
Speaker 2: walk her into my bedroom right now? So why would
Speaker 2: you turn that phone around like that.
Speaker 1: Look, here's one thing, and we're gonna wrap this up
Speaker 1: in a minute. But this, here's one thing that I
Speaker 1: don't mind. But I know annoys people. Uh, interjection and conversation,
Speaker 1: interrupting people. I don't mind this day long, okay, because
Speaker 1: I don't believe that you can converse, you can have
Speaker 1: a conversation without interjection. It's just impossible because caau at
Speaker 1: that point, it's not a conversation. Bitch. You obviously on
Speaker 1: a podium and I'm out in an audience and I'm
Speaker 1: just listening to you.
Speaker 2: Just gotta take you, just gotta take turns. It is hard,
Speaker 2: especially when you're the conversation that has some passion involved. Uh,
Speaker 2: it is hard to wait your turn. But you never
Speaker 2: get to really hear each other if you're both yelling
Speaker 2: at the same time.
Speaker 1: Usually when I interject is when somebody is saying something
Speaker 1: that wasn't that isn't what I said. You see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, So let me I'm interjecting to give you
Speaker 1: some clarity and then you can continue on. Because if
Speaker 1: I let you speak for five minutes, I don't even
Speaker 1: remember the beginning and the end. I don't remember none
Speaker 1: of the mashed potatoes in the middle. So you have
Speaker 1: to allow people to interject in conversation. I don't think
Speaker 1: that anybody. Last week I had some pretty some pretty
Speaker 1: exhausting conversations with people, A couple of people that I
Speaker 1: love and one I don't even care to talk to
Speaker 1: no more. Like that's that really was it. And it
Speaker 1: wasn't even a verbal conversation initially. It was just on
Speaker 1: It was text messaging initially, and I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is happening? When I have to start saying what
Speaker 1: the fuck is happening? Or what the fuck? Like too
Speaker 1: many talk I'm not talking about.
Speaker 2: Two years ago. You used to say that with me
Speaker 2: all the time, the fuck is happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because because now I'm when I start feeling confused, right,
Speaker 1: that's when I I got to get away. Because I'm
Speaker 1: not a confused person. I have a pretty sound mind.
Speaker 1: So if things are happening where I'm feeling like I'm
Speaker 1: not really confused. I'm really trying to figure out, like
Speaker 1: what the fuck is like, what's up with our energy?
Speaker 1: That's really what I'm trying to figure out. I'm never
Speaker 1: really confused. But if I start feeling like mentally, like
Speaker 1: some mental anguish, I retreat.
Speaker 2: But I say that to I say this to, I
Speaker 2: say that to say this. We're in a good place now,
Speaker 2: so maybe you and that person can.
Speaker 1: You I'm tired of arguing with women about anything, okay,
Speaker 1: like for fucking what, yeah, bitch, And so I'm at
Speaker 1: the point where, like you could just talk. I don't
Speaker 1: got nothing to say. That's where I'm at. And just
Speaker 1: because I don't have anything to say doesn't mean you're right.
Speaker 1: It actually means you're I'm fucking nuts. If I don't
Speaker 1: got nothing to say, bitch, I already checked out on
Speaker 1: your ass. Bitch, you got it, you got it.
Speaker 2: So, uh, we gotta get up out of here. I
Speaker 2: gotta cutch a flight.
Speaker 1: I ain't got no cart.
Speaker 2: I'm casing a flight down the street because I ain't
Speaker 2: got no car.
Speaker 1: All right, y'all, we want to hear some of the
Speaker 1: things y'all can stand. We want to hear some of
Speaker 1: your pet peeves. Shit to just really just irks your nerves,
Speaker 1: get on your damn nerves and your relationships, your friends,
Speaker 1: all the things people eating with their mouth open, like
Speaker 1: we want to know, So y'all hit us up. Let
Speaker 1: us know some of your pet peeves. Oh I missed
Speaker 1: the biggest one bitch that we talked about before this. Uh,
Speaker 1: the farning, the fucking farning.
Speaker 2: I hate when you put an internet whatever.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm geechee. Okay. It's a governing language, and this
Speaker 1: is how we say it's okay you okay with pomp.
Speaker 2: That also smells really okay.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking poop round me, dog. I don't give a
Speaker 1: damn how long we've been together. I'm not just farting
Speaker 1: in front of my man. I'm not just letting out
Speaker 1: all these type of flatching lists in the middle of
Speaker 1: a conversation with you while we're talking, and I'm just like, like,
Speaker 1: come on, man, if I far, it's a mistake and
Speaker 1: I was unconscious, I was sleep if I let out
Speaker 1: of farn, okay, but niggas be far in and I'm
Speaker 1: sick of it.
Speaker 2: I don't I won't farre either, not not in front
Speaker 2: of a What depends on how long we've been together, honestly,
Speaker 2: because I definitely farted in front of him.
Speaker 1: But was it an accident or you just really pushed
Speaker 1: out of front.
Speaker 2: It was never on purpose, but it happened, and I
Speaker 2: didn't feel like hugely embarrassed by it. At some point
Speaker 2: it was like, hey, I'm a human, get over it.
Speaker 2: But there was a time where I would be like,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't shit, I wouldn't farre, I wouldn't do anything
Speaker 2: while he was around, like, please go to the store
Speaker 2: and give me some ice cream right now, Please go
Speaker 2: to the front, please.
Speaker 1: Ice cream, bitch.
Speaker 2: So I could just like just go ship.
Speaker 1: I don't mind faring, but I don't I know when
Speaker 1: you accidentally far and when you and when you pushing
Speaker 1: one out. I'm not pushing out far in front of
Speaker 1: a man. You're wiles.
Speaker 2: I used to listen. It was in college. This guy
Speaker 2: he was so fine. He recently passed away, and me
Speaker 2: and him we used to kick it. May he rest
Speaker 2: in peace. He used the Dutch o in me and
Speaker 2: you can get pink guy. They used to piss me
Speaker 2: off so bad. He far under the blanket and then
Speaker 2: hold me under there, and he thought it was the
Speaker 2: funniest thing.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that is disgusting and faring on the bed
Speaker 1: is wild, Like why are you pulling into this fabric.
Speaker 2: And then holding me under here with your stink ass firk.
Speaker 1: It's so mean, Like the farnt is gonna be stuck
Speaker 1: in the mattress. Okay, that's why your mattress so heavy,
Speaker 1: because you got about one hundred eleven trillion farns from
Speaker 1: different niggas in it.
Speaker 2: And then your genes. That's why your gens got the bacteria.
Speaker 2: I go keep going back to you saying that.
Speaker 1: It was a bunch of shit under the microscope, just
Speaker 1: crawling around. Like anyway, who are your fucking fat flatulens? Y'all?
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