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Speaker 1: World, billion pieces, guys, gowns, non binary pals.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a bonusode episode of Bonners.

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Speaker 3: We love bonisodes. These are our like sneaky little fifth

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Speaker 3: episode every month besides our regular ones. But also I

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Speaker 3: think this was going to be our sixth. I think

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Speaker 3: we're doing two in August, so don't get used to it.

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Speaker 3: This is a fluke. You can count on one Killer

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Speaker 3: Bananas bonisode every month for the rest of your life,

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Speaker 3: for the until they pull the plug and will replace

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Speaker 3: by ail. Banana boys will give you advice.

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Speaker 2: Until it's yet. It's just a AI Scotti and Kurt

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Speaker 2: I really we were talking. Scotty and I were talking

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Speaker 2: about that yesterday m and it definitely was like, oh no,

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Speaker 2: I always thought that I had chosen a If I

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Speaker 2: had chosen a profession that was difficult, the reward would

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Speaker 2: be that I could not be replaced by a machine.

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Speaker 2: And the fact that we're very quickly approaching yes, being

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Speaker 2: replaced by a machine is terrifying.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to replace machines. I'm going to find my

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Speaker 3: own way to get back at them something they really

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Speaker 3: get great at. Maybe I'll beat drills, maybe I'll get

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Speaker 3: really good at screwing and screws.

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Speaker 2: Cooling yourself off. I don't need a damn fan.

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Speaker 3: More like personal cooling. That's what I'm all about. Yesterday

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Speaker 3: we did have such a fun dating.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was so awesome.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were invited by Ryan and Haley, who

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Speaker 3: are two extremely nice bananimals, to go to a photoshoot

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Speaker 3: for them and for us, it was extremely bananas related.

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Speaker 3: I felt good about it. They have a studio called

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Speaker 3: salt Worth Studios in Atwater Village. If you need to

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Speaker 3: do a photo shoot or you need to shoot anything, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: google salt Worth Studios. They are awesome in the space

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Speaker 3: is incredible. But pee Wee Herman died last week, and

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Speaker 3: I felt like our photoshoot was such an homage to her,

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Speaker 3: to Pee Wee's playhouse, that it was like so colorful

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Speaker 3: and so vibrant. Yeah, it felt like a nice unexpected

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Speaker 3: banana for us.

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Speaker 2: It really really was. And the studio is great if

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Speaker 2: anybody needs a studio in Atwater Village. It has two

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Speaker 2: separate kitchens for tabletop photography and then it's also you

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Speaker 2: can just do regular photegrapher your shoot video. You do

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Speaker 2: video there if you want to do whatever.

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Speaker 3: The hell you want. If you have a product or

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Speaker 3: a business and you need to shoot something, go to

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Speaker 3: Saltworth Studios. Not has nothing to do with Fort Worth, Texas,

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Speaker 3: nothing at all. So stop asking them that they're nice people.

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Speaker 3: They gave Kurt pork roll.

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Speaker 2: They gave me pork roll. That was really really.

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Speaker 3: Ryan gave and that was truly incredible because I've been

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Speaker 3: trying to get that for you for years and it's

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Speaker 3: always Taylor Ham.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what pork roll is.

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Speaker 3: But isn't pork roll like the one you got like that?

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Speaker 3: Says pork roll on it isn't that like the real deal?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's it's it's a battle that happens. They're both

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Speaker 2: the exact same thing. They're both made by the same company.

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Speaker 2: The company is called Taylor and so Northern New Jersey

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Speaker 2: calls it Taylor Ham, which is a lot like calling

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Speaker 2: a photo copy of xerox. I see, and Central and

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Speaker 2: Southern Jersey call it pork roll because that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: And it's a constant battle.

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Speaker 3: I'll never get over Q tip. You're I'm always saying

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Speaker 3: Q tip forever. I'm never gonna say cotton swab.

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Speaker 2: I've never I don't think of it to say cotton

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Speaker 2: swab either.

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Speaker 3: Who's a swab? Swab? Unless you're swabbing the deck and

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Speaker 3: pretending to be like Mickey Mouse in the Navy or something.

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Speaker 3: Nobody says swab. Swab is one of those horrible words.

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Speaker 2: It is, it is, it's there's there's only two swabs right,

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Speaker 2: there's an ear, there's for ears and four decks?

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Speaker 3: Y swab that deck?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Is a swab even a thing for a deck?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: I think you use a mop to swab a deck.

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Speaker 3: You mop a deck, But I think they called swab.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why. See, this is why we wouldn't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't don't hire us military. We've we've submitted our

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Speaker 3: Do Yeah, we have. We have aged out if they

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Speaker 3: wouldn't draft us, like the aliens would have to attack

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Speaker 3: us for so long before they called on you and

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Speaker 3: me to start swabbing decks. But maybe the aliens will

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Speaker 3: want us to swab their UFO decks or UAPs either.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to hear a humiliating story about how

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Speaker 2: old I am? Scottie?

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Speaker 3: Sure, I'd love to.

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Speaker 2: To yesterday it was yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Two days ago, Monday, shopping at Costco. Fun looked over,

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Speaker 2: what's that? What's that shirt?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Oh?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: Nine dollars for this very nice flannel shirt?

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Speaker 4: What? Well?

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Speaker 2: Should I try it? I know I shouldn't try on

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Speaker 2: the shirt at Costco. Oh boy, but nine dollars and

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Speaker 2: ninety nine cents for what looks like a pretty high

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Speaker 3: I don't. I'm not an idiot.

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Speaker 2: I'll put it on for a second.

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Speaker 3: You're already there, and then eat away from this.

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Speaker 2: As I'm putting it on, I'm look over and then

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Speaker 2: there's like this jacket. I'm like, that jacket would be

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Speaker 2: good for camping. That's a good camping jacket. Well, how

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Speaker 2: much it that's fourteen ninety nine. Oh I've seen that

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. So the rainy season this year, so

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Speaker 3: November December, Yeah, you're going to be decked out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. I got a flannel shirt, I got

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Speaker 2: a puffy jacket, and and and I got like a

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Speaker 3: I think that's cool. That's normcore. Man, I bet gen

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Speaker 2: Gen Z actually loves Kirkland. Shit, they that is a thing.

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Speaker 2: But I think it started ironic, but now people like Kirkland.

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Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, I'm kind of shocked. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I'm buying now, I'm now, I'm I've I've become dad.

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Speaker 3: Yea, No, man, I think it's great. Business savvy. When

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Speaker 3: I hear that, I just hear mid strike. Business savvy,

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Speaker 3: That's what I hear.

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Speaker 2: Yes, mid exactly. I'll be like, yeah, I'm wearing all

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Speaker 2: Costco but because of the strike. All right, it's not

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Speaker 3: No, sir, that's great. I think you're smart. I think

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Speaker 3: it's great. And shout out to all our gen Z

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go. So now what we do

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Speaker 2: on these bonusodes is we give advice. You guys go

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Speaker 2: to our Instagram the Bananas Podcast, and you send us

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Speaker 2: a voice message on Instagram and asking for advice. And

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Speaker 2: here now we.

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Speaker 3: Will play I've heard any of these.

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard this. I haven't heard these. I'm doing

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Speaker 3: We're flying blind over here, here we go, swabbing her eyes.

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Speaker 2: Here's a question from Christy Weiss.

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Speaker 5: Hey banana boys, looking for advice. So I just went

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Speaker 5: to dinner with my seventeen year old daughter, who isn't

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Speaker 5: always that nice to me, and we just got home

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Speaker 4: This is my cinnamon bread.

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Speaker 5: And now she's in the shower and I kind of

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Speaker 5: because who does she think?

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Speaker 4: She is? Looking for advice? What should I do? Should

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Speaker 6: Or is that too mean? Bye?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got idea, But Scotty got anything first.

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Speaker 3: Well. As someone who will never have children, it's these

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Speaker 3: I was you, I would order cinnamon bread to get

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Speaker 3: with your a CURDI B word, be a tific smile

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Speaker 3: and say I just wanted you to have fresh cinnamon

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Speaker 3: bread as your mother who loves you that don'll teach

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Speaker 3: her to chill out for twenty minutes, because we could

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Speaker 3: so that you get to win twice. You get the

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Speaker 3: enjoyment of cinnamon bread, which sounds delicious, and then you

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Speaker 3: get the joy of one upsmanship by dunking on your

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Speaker 3: daughter and looking like a great mother. That's my advice.

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Speaker 2: I have two pieces of advice. My first apparent, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my first thought was just to nail it to the wall.

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Speaker 3: I did that.

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Speaker 2: You didn't say, don't nail it.

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Speaker 3: To the wall. Great advice, misdirect.

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Speaker 2: And then the other the other thought I had was

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Speaker 2: and then try and reverse consume it and again say

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Speaker 3: The body of in is a real thing. My friend,

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Speaker 3: our friend Carl once tried to create a QBC style

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Speaker 3: comedians like Kurt Brown Owler pitching fake products passionately that

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Speaker 3: the body of in, which you put uncooked food in

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Speaker 2: And then the final real piece of advice is, although

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Speaker 2: it kind of comes off as looking like an asshole,

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Speaker 2: but it's honestly just that your brain, their brain is

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Speaker 2: skull and say you're adorable, uncooked brain. I know you

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Speaker 2: don't mean to be offensive.

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Speaker 3: That's a nice way to do it. So yeah, you

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Speaker 3: which is great, or the Kurdie b Big Banana method,

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Speaker 3: rest in peace, my buddy Kyle. He would go through

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Speaker 7: Hey Banana boys, This is Lauren in New Hampshire and

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Speaker 7: I am looking for some advice. I have a trip

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Speaker 4: Is something better than rough paper scissors? Love the pod,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, this is this is a weird sprinting hands

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Speaker 3: That's it always is great. Then every time you pass

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Speaker 2: And here we go, Scottie, we got a question now

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Speaker 8: So am I right in saying that cornhole is basically

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Speaker 8: Maryland's third state sport. Obviously, first is jousting, and then lacrosse. Also,

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Speaker 8: you played lacrosse right anyway.

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Speaker 3: And then cornhole, that's just a question.

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Speaker 3: The answer is it's four. Third is horse racing. Fourth

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I would go. The truth is, so the

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Speaker 3: State's Board of Maryland used to be jousting until like

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Speaker 2: I've never i mean lived in Baltimore for four years.

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Speaker 3: I saw, yes, I was there for eighteen years. Literally

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Speaker 2: Wait, I'm so confra Maryland thought that it's state sport

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Speaker 3: people bleed lacrosse there. But horse racing because of the

437
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 3: Preakness and Pimaco. It's big, the Hunt Cup in Hunt Valley.

438
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 3: There's tons of horse racing in Maryland. And then Cornhall

439
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,920
Speaker 3: and you know Cornholl's fine. It's on ESPN now, which

440
00:23:43,960 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 3: makes me laugh. Their their sponsors like Johnsonville broughtwurst or

441
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,640
Speaker 3: something which could not be more perfect. It's great.

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Speaker 2: My favorite, oh my favorite. Now, my favorite backyard sport

443
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Speaker 2: has got to be ladder golf. That's my very favorite.

444
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 3: And that's called something else too, right they call like krems.

445
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 3: There's some others. Yeah, something I know what you're talking about.

446
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 3: That is really fun.

447
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: It's like and if you guys don't know what it is,

448
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,399
Speaker 2: it's like three. It's like a PVC piping kind of

449
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,960
Speaker 2: ladder with three rungs on it, and then you have

450
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 2: two golf balls with a string in between them, and

451
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Speaker 2: then you kind of like swing it and try and

452
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 2: wrap it around like top ones a certain amount of points,

453
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Speaker 2: middle ones a certain amount of points, bottom ones a

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Speaker 2: certain amount of points.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is fun, and you know kids are good

456
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Speaker 3: at that too. It's fun to play with everybody. I

457
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 3: gave my nephews that during the Great Choir and yeah,

458
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Speaker 3: ladder ball or whatever. Yeah, ladder toss. That stuff is.

459
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Speaker 3: So that's a fun one. That is a good one. Also,

460
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Speaker 3: doesn't it kind of feel like you're in survival mode?

461
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Speaker 3: Like yes, you would be like if you were in

462
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Speaker 3: that TV show alone and you had that, You're like,

463
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Speaker 3: I really need to eat that squirrel. So I created

464
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Speaker 3: a two rocks on a string and I'm going to

465
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Speaker 3: wrap it around its ankles.

466
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Speaker 2: The most the most improbable and worst way to catch us.

467
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 2: I've figured it out instead of just throwing a giant

468
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Speaker 2: log at it.

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Speaker 3: Boy, I was thinking about that show because I just

470
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Speaker 3: watched this season. I just finished the newest season, and

471
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 3: I think I used to love the show, but now

472
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 3: that I've watched so many seasons of it, they're just

473
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 3: killing too many animals for me. Well, yeah, I've made

474
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: the turn. I love when they catch fish. I don't

475
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 3: even really mind when they shoot birds so much. But

476
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:31,040
Speaker 3: everything else, I'm like, I think I'm alone out. I

477
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 3: think I'm watch too much for a game show. Yeah,

478
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 3: for a game show. For a game show where you

479
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 3: guys are killing a lot of squirrels and rabbits, and

480
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Speaker 3: it's just not for me. I used to love it,

481
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: but now it's just like, yeah, we've learned all the

482
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Speaker 3: survival things that we need to know, and also now

483
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 3: we know it's the robots that are going to kill us,

484
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Speaker 3: not exactly anything else.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be back

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Speaker 2: with more advice.

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Speaker 4: News from all the way around the world.

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Speaker 2: Banana Bana, We're back, Scott. Are you ready for some

489
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Speaker 2: more advice?

490
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 3: I love giving advice to Bananimals' banana advice You can

491
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 3: send it to the Banans Podcast at gmail dot com

492
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 3: or the Banans Podcast leave a voicemail our voice message

493
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Speaker 3: on our Instagram.

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Speaker 2: This is from Ethan Brown.

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Speaker 3: Well good name, classic American.

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Speaker 9: Name, Huganana boys, It's Ethan here from from Australia or

497
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Speaker 9: I'm planning a trip up the East coast of the

498
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Speaker 9: United States at the end of twenty twenty five once

499
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Speaker 9: I finish university and was wondering what places would be

500
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 9: good to visit for a for a first time visitor

501
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Speaker 9: to some of the.

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Speaker 2: Big cities down the East Coast.

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Speaker 9: I know you guys have collectively spent a lot of

504
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:18,320
Speaker 9: time in New York City and Atlanta and Baltimore, and

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Speaker 9: so yeah, we'd just like some guidance on where to visit.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, thanks bye, all right, thank you, Ethan East

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Speaker 2: Coast Recommendations.

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Speaker 3: Ethan, First of all, America welcomes you with open arms.

509
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 3: Americans are very friendly. Even in New England, where they're

510
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 3: all assholes, they're very very friendly compared to the rest

511
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 3: of the world. So don't be surprised if people ask

512
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 3: where you're from, what accent is that they'll guess constantly,

513
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 3: they'll ask South Africa. Just know that their intentions are

514
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 3: to connect with you and to be nice, and Americans

515
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 3: are really good at giving recommendations on the fly. So

516
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 3: if you say, where's the best pizza place in let's

517
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: say New Haven, Connecticut, Kurt, they'll give you advice. So

518
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 3: just you're welcome, come on in. We all don't have guns.

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00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,480
Speaker 3: You're very welcome to enter our borders.

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00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: Look, we you go, you got you got a couple

521
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 2: of the big ones already, Atlanta, Baltimore, New York.

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Speaker 3: You gotta go.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you my personal favorite place on the

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Speaker 2: East Coast. Okay, a hometown called Asbury Park, New Jersey.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Go during the summer. In the winter time, I would

527
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Speaker 2: not recommend visiting as a as an Australian, I love

528
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: it there in the winter, yeah sure, but it is

529
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Speaker 2: an amazing town. Small town on the on New Jersey

530
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Speaker 2: coast has kind of a decaying feel on the boardwalk

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Speaker 2: because there's a casino from the thirties it's just an

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00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 2: abandoned shell, and then a convention hall that was just like, uh,

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Speaker 2: it really feels like Asbury does not know what to

534
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: do with its his history, so it has neither been

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00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: repaired nor torn down. It just kind of sits this

536
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 2: crazy giant structure and then music every single night of

537
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 2: the week, free music going on the boardwalk. Stone Pony's there,

538
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: but I mean Stone Pony during the summer is just giant,

539
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: huge concerts, right, and they're outdoor concerts. I'm talking about,

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00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: like just little pop up shows that are happening all

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Speaker 2: all over the boardwalk, and there's always good free music.

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00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 2: The band. The local music scene is amazing. So go

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Speaker 2: to Asbury Park, New Jersey. That's my that's my recommendation

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Speaker 2: for you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So the East coast, obviously it's very long coast.

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Speaker 3: Go to Washington, DC, just because it's fascinating and if

547
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: you're not around the museums alone, the Smithsonians, air and Space,

548
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 3: they're incredible. Okay, I'll give you a little one. If

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Speaker 3: you're driving north, go to Guilford, Connecticut. Guildford, Connecticut has

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Speaker 3: two things. Also if the weather's nice, if the weather's warm, especially,

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Speaker 3: go one. There's a lake in Guildford that you can

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Speaker 3: swim in. There's a lifeguard. It's beautiful, it's very old

553
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Speaker 3: New England. You just park literally on the side of

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Speaker 3: the road. There's a small beach and you can swim

555
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Speaker 3: in a lake. In America where nothing will kill you,

556
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Speaker 3: we don't have gators there. We don't have poisonous snakes there.

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Speaker 3: Go to Guildford and swim in a lake. And also,

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Speaker 3: if you want a very American experience, there's a place

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Speaker 3: that I used to go to when I was in

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Speaker 3: college and do a little road tripping called the Guildford

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Speaker 3: Lobster Pound where you can get a steam blobster, you

562
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 3: can get lobster rolls, you can get seafood, and it's

563
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Speaker 3: right near the bay. So that's a little town called Guildford,

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Speaker 3: Connecticut that is worth a stop on your way to

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Speaker 3: Boston if you're passing through Rhode Island, which is a

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Speaker 3: very fun and nice place to go. They have a

567
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Speaker 3: good aquarium in Rhode Island. But yeah, if you need

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Speaker 3: a smaller stop along the way, try Guildford Lobster Pound

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Speaker 3: or Guildford Lake in Connecticut. And also there's a little town,

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Speaker 3: I think it's in Rhode Island called Old say Brook.

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00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 3: I once had an incredib bloody Mary there. So go

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00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 3: to Old Saybrook and sit in an old times bar,

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Speaker 3: look at the scrimshaw on the walls, and drink you

574
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Speaker 3: a real spicy bloody mary with a bunch of assless, chinless,

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Speaker 3: red faced New Englands and Maine's beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Main go to Portland, I would say, Portland, and the

577
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Speaker 2: food in Portland Maine will blow your socks off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Maine is so wild and wonderful. If it's cold,

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Speaker 3: you're gonna be cold. But if it's fall, go up

580
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 3: to a Kadia, go to bar Harbor, go to Portland,

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Speaker 3: and and your trip in Maine you'll go wow. America

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Speaker 3: is very beautiful and very taller. Man have beards and

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Speaker 3: sweaters and.

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Speaker 2: Get ready for super salad. Ethan. This was something I

585
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 2: remember a story from an Australian friend of mine who

586
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: when she first visited America and in small in smaller towns,

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Speaker 2: when you go to like a diner, they'll you get

588
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 2: a meal and then it always and then the person

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00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 2: will ask you super salad. And then apparently that's not

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Speaker 2: a thing in Australia, so they they immediately it was

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00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: her and her dad and the woman was like, Okay,

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00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 2: you're gonna have super salad and she they said yes

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Speaker 2: because they want the super salad. That sounds fantastic. It's

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00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 2: a super salad.

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00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want it.

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00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: And then the woman's like super salad and they're like, yes, yes,

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00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 2: we want it, We want it, And she's like super salad.

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00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 3: Right, They're saying, would you like a cup or bowl

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00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 3: soup or you like a salad? It's not a supers

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00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 3: you what kind of dressing do you want for your salad?

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Speaker 3: And they will let It'll be a house vinaigrette, ranch,

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00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 3: sometimes fouls in island, but always ranch, always Italian or

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00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 3: vinegrete are always going to be on the menu.

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Speaker 2: And blue cheese.

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00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 3: Blue cheese is always and Caesar they'll they'll do it

606
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 3: for you. You don't even have to order a Caesar.

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Speaker 3: You can get a side.

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Speaker 8: Ye.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna have a great time. That's a nice

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Speaker 3: It depends on when you're coming. It's very cold in

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Speaker 3: the winter, but if you're in the fall, it's the

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Speaker 3: most beautiful part of the country in the fall. Sorry Midwest.

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Speaker 2: This is from Tracy Bartigain.

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00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 3: Great, we love that. Tracy Bartgain a classic Australian name.

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Speaker 10: Hey, Banana boys, this is Tracy from Atlanta, Georgia.

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Speaker 4: Some advice. I'm getting more dogs adopted.

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Speaker 10: I'm a volunteer with Lifeline Animal Services and we are

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Speaker 10: overflowing with all these awesome.

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Speaker 4: Pops and cats.

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Speaker 10: I guess you know who need to find homes and

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Speaker 10: adopters and fosters. So if you have any advice for

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Speaker 10: like catchy bios events, maybe photo.

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Speaker 6: Shoots, I would love to hear what you got because

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Speaker 6: it's hard out here, so I appreciate any advice.

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Speaker 10: I can't wait to see y'all in Atlanta soon and

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Speaker 10: have a banana peel on the day.

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Speaker 4: I guess.

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Speaker 3: The day is a nice thing to say, Like nice,

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Speaker 3: that's a silly sign off. We really like that for my.

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Speaker 2: First My first idea right off the bat is photo shoot.

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Speaker 2: It's uh, it's nineteen fifteen. The depression has just started.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Uh, there's soup line.

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00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 3: There's a soup. There's a soup.

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Speaker 2: There's a bread line. Okay, we're dressing dogs up in

636
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: old timy nineteen fifteen clothes. We're putting them in positions

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00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,839
Speaker 2: where they're like waiting for bread and a line. They're

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00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 2: they're making tomato ketchup soup out of hot water and ketchups.

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00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: They yeah, yeah, it's a dust bowl. Yeah, you could

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Speaker 2: do dust bowl. You could do a Grapes of Wrath

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Speaker 2: kind of situation where like one dog, like you have

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Speaker 2: a puppy. Uh, you know, breastfeeding a dog, breastfeeding a

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Speaker 2: puppy on the side of the road in like a ditch,

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00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 2: you know, with like a little dress on. Like let's

645
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 2: think that way, you know, just be like these dogs

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00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: are desperate, help them. And what's nice is that the

647
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 2: horrors of the depression are so far in the in

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Speaker 2: our rear view mirror that now we can laugh at them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're in Atlanta, which is a big, big,

650
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: big metropolis, huge city where Ethan Brown from Australia should

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00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 3: definitely visit Atlanta. It's a great city. And yes, the

652
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Speaker 3: Banana Boys are doing a show there at City Winery,

653
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Speaker 3: and everybody should come on out. But maybe just outside

654
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Speaker 3: of Atlanta because anybody who's lived in Atlanta knows that

655
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 3: surrounding it is this suburban urban sprawl Marietta and Roswell

656
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: and all these places. Cobb and my thing is this

657
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 3: is going to take a little bit of work, but

658
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 3: not as much as you think, because Kirtibe and I

659
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 3: have done this in New Orleans. We've done it, I mean,

660
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: split in the city. Is this in a way? You

661
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,719
Speaker 3: need a dog parade, is what I'm getting too. You

662
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 3: need to get these dogs out on the street. You

663
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 3: need to do a big event, find sponsors. And even

664
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Speaker 3: if you only walk these dogs two blocks, but you

665
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 3: get a bunch of people lined up to watch them.

666
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 3: People will see these dogs live and in person, and

667
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 3: their hearts will implote. So my advice would be dog parade.

668
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 3: Make it as silly as possible, Get crazy local sponsors

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Speaker 3: to come out and throw treats, have like, you know,

670
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,399
Speaker 3: the dogs all dressed up in whatever thing. You don't

671
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 3: even have to build floats. Just parade these dogs for

672
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 3: two or three blocks in front of families and then

673
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 3: you get to see, hey, which dog is an absolute lunatic,

674
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: which one's great on the leash and not out of control.

675
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 3: Just basically get eyeballs on these dogs in real life,

676
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 3: because it's like when you're looking at real estate on

677
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Speaker 3: Zillow or redfin. When you're looking at dogs on websites,

678
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Speaker 3: you go, yes, but will it bite my face off

679
00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 3: when I get down near it. If you see it

680
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 3: parading by and it's just happy as hell, you're gonna

681
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 3: go I want to adopt that dog, and just have

682
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Speaker 3: somebody like Kurdie b or somebody announcing the dog's names

683
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 3: as they strut down mainstream, eat yep and go, ladies

684
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Speaker 3: and gentlemen. This is Ranger Rangers a blah blah blah.

685
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,880
Speaker 3: His favorite thing a belly rubs. He loves laying in

686
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,799
Speaker 3: the one sliver of sun on your living room floor,

687
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Speaker 3: and his favorite food is stealing meat loaf off the table.

688
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Speaker 3: And people are gonna be like, I'm adopt that dog.

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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, exactly like h And then one in that parade,

690
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: you have one float on that float is a cage.

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Speaker 2: And then that one's called the Hannibal Lecter of Dogs

692
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Speaker 2: and it says, we dare you to adopt this dog

693
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Speaker 2: and put the best dog you have, the most adorable,

694
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Speaker 2: most well behaved dog in that cage.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

696
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 2: And then say like, there's no way you could adopt

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Speaker 2: this dog. And then there's that that dog is gonna

698
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Speaker 2: be the first to be adopted. Because people love a challenge.

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Speaker 3: They love a challenge. I mean, yes, ask anybody in

700
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Speaker 3: Los Angeles as trying to date people like a fixer upper.

701
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Speaker 3: But I think that's a great idea. You put your

702
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Speaker 3: the sweetest dog you have all, especially if it's an

703
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Speaker 3: old gray muzzle beauty. Put them up there, put her

704
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Speaker 3: up there, walk them through town. And be like, we

705
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Speaker 3: defy you. And then you know, have the people up

706
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Speaker 3: on the float, the people like yourself who work there,

707
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 3: and just have bandages wrapped around your hands so comically

708
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 3: large that they look like, I don't know, giant cotton

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Speaker 3: swabs on your hands.

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Speaker 11: But I think a dog parade, dog parade, dog race

711
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Speaker 11: that much a dog race because if you can't get

712
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Speaker 11: permits to have the parade somewhere, you just go to

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Speaker 11: a park and then you have like the Corgi races

714
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Speaker 11: where all the dogs go and then they just run

715
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Speaker 11: around and everybody loves it, and.

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Speaker 2: The people show up to watch the dog race, puppy racers.

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Speaker 3: Scottie Kurt. That's gonna take volunteers, Yes, it will. That

718
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 3: will take volunteers. But if you put those volunteers in

719
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 3: shirts that say this could be you on the front

720
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Speaker 3: and the back while they're walking their dogs, people are

721
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Speaker 3: gonna be like, that could be me. That's could peak

722
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Speaker 3: of these that could be coming home in my Toyota

723
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Speaker 3: RAB four today. So yeah, dog parade is my vote.

724
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Speaker 3: And put it out in the county somewhere where people

725
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 3: will just fall in love with these dogs and won't

726
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Speaker 3: be able to leave and then at the end, you know,

727
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 3: you just do a little meat and greet. You do

728
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Speaker 3: a meet and greet with the dogs. You serve cake

729
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 3: to the adults and our cake to the kids, and

730
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Speaker 3: you just convince you show people what these dogs are

731
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Speaker 3: like strutting down main Street, and they won't be able

732
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Speaker 3: to say no. They'll listen to their hearts.

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Speaker 2: All right, here's our last one from Liz Walker.

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Speaker 3: Boy, I love these Keep sending your questions in and

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Speaker 3: we'll give you the best bananas a dvice we can.

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Speaker 6: Hey, hey, I would love to get away in on

737
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Speaker 6: this problem. I'm happening at work, so I have a

738
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Speaker 6: coworker does the same job as me. For some reason,

739
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Speaker 6: loves to ask me questions throughout the day, kind of

740
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Speaker 6: in constantly chatting me on gee Chat, asking you know,

741
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Speaker 6: what what quarter is the spreadsheet for the quarters In

742
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 6: the title of the spreadsheet, he'll say, you know, like

743
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Speaker 6: when does this do do days in the email. Thinks

744
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Speaker 6: that he could easily find the answer to himself, but

745
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Speaker 6: he just loves to ask me. And I've tried a

746
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Speaker 6: lot of different things and I said, hey, I'm really busy.

747
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Speaker 6: Hey you guys, someone else. Nothing seems to work. What

748
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Speaker 6: do you think I should do to get him to

749
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Speaker 6: stop asking me questions?

750
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Speaker 2: Stop answering.

751
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 3: That's it.

752
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 2: You just simply stop answering and he will ask someone else.

753
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Speaker 3: I would also say, if you're able to. I don't

754
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 3: know if you're in a committed relationship or that dude is.

755
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 3: My advice would be take them out and get them drunk,

756
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,239
Speaker 3: and when they're junk, you go ask me everything you've

757
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 3: ever wanted to ask me and just see where it goes.

758
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 3: Because I feel like this person just feels left out.

759
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,120
Speaker 3: I think that they're I think their way of communicating

760
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 3: is asking endless questions because they just don't know how

761
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 3: to engage in.

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Speaker 2: In your tape of conversation, you're being so kind right now, Scottie.

763
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Speaker 2: I think that this guy is treating women around him

764
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: like his fucking mom and just like where's this, I

765
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Speaker 2: can't find this, help me find this, and not doing

766
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Speaker 2: it for himself. So I think that's I think you

767
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 2: are being very nice to him, and I think he

768
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:06,760
Speaker 2: can go fuck himself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that is the worst when people just I,

770
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 3: oh god, I we've said you and I have certainly

771
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 3: had coworkers that are that way. And I've had people

772
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,399
Speaker 3: that I've given like script notes to like strangers will

773
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 3: be like, hey, will you do this? And then the

774
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 3: number of follow up questions they ask, I'm gonna be like,

775
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna write it for you, but yeah. Now

776
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 3: there's another way you could go in on this, which

777
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 3: would be create mystery in that person's office life through

778
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 3: a series of misinformation, hide something that they have to

779
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 3: deal with in their own way, and never ever admit

780
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 3: that you did it. For example, buy a baby cactus,

781
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 3: put it in a shoe box and leave it under

782
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 3: their desk. Never tell them they're gonna find it. Eventually,

783
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 3: they're gonna go, what is this? And then there's just

784
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 3: a baby cactus in there? And then when they ask

785
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 3: you a question like that, you're gonna be delighted because

786
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 3: you were responsible for the baby cactus, knew when was coming.

787
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 3: And all you have to say is that is crazy.

788
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 3: You should ask so and so you should ask and

789
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 3: just send them on a mission to figure out a

790
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 3: little mystery in life that is harmless to them, but

791
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 3: will distract them enough for you to enjoy your coffee

792
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 3: and send your emails and peace.

793
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 2: That's a perfect that's a perfect piece of advice.

794
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 3: Thank you.

795
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Speaker 2: Should we do one last one?

796
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Speaker 9: Then?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? This is so fun. I love bonus sodes, bonusotes

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Speaker 3: rock my ass.

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Speaker 2: This is from Katie Trica Hey, Curtain Scottie.

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Speaker 4: This is Katie from Chicago.

801
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Speaker 12: I love your podcast and I am asking you for

802
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,320
Speaker 12: advice for me and my fiance. She does not like

803
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 12: or listen to your podcast, but I will keep working

804
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 12: on it. So far, we are both women. We are

805
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 12: getting married this fall and changing our last names completely

806
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 12: versus taking one or the other.

807
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Speaker 3: So we're gonna love that.

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Speaker 4: When I'm hoping we'll be revolutionary in the gay community.

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Speaker 4: A last name rev party.

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Speaker 12: So looking for advice on what challenges we can give

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Speaker 12: people at that party to get.

812
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 4: The letters of our new last name.

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Speaker 12: Anything Survivor theemed is priority, but I will accept any

814
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Speaker 12: and all suggestions.

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Speaker 4: Okay, thanks so much. Bye.

816
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Speaker 3: This is the best. I love this. It kind of

817
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:22,879
Speaker 3: makes sense that somebody who really loves Survivor hates bananas.

818
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 3: It's like it's we're the opposite. Like if you and

819
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Speaker 3: I were on Survivor, we would be the silliest, probably

820
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 3: worst contestants that would skate through because people would be

821
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 3: like they are not a threat. They would be like

822
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Speaker 3: those two guys are sunburnt and they're just talking about

823
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 3: stuff nobody cares about, and they're bad at all the

824
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 3: activities and all the challenges. And then we would bring

825
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Speaker 3: made a search that keeps lighting itself every time they

826
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Speaker 3: put it out.

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Speaker 2: Like oops, I made a shirt of sand.

828
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Speaker 3: We're wearing our sandsuits today, Please God, guys, nobody wants

829
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Speaker 3: to see that. Okay. So I love this idea anti

830
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 3: gender reveal parties overall because it's stupid and they're dumb

831
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Speaker 3: and sometimes they start forest fires that kill tens of

832
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Speaker 3: thousands of acres.

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Speaker 2: And gender is a construct and.

834
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 3: Gender is a construct, and let the kid decide who

835
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Speaker 3: they are in life and all that fun stuff. But

836
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Speaker 3: last name, last name for a nice lesbian couple that

837
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Speaker 3: sounds really fun. Love it. I really love this idea.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So, letter by letter they have to guess this

839
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Speaker 2: is wild.

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Speaker 3: I love this. So the last the what's the most

841
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,839
Speaker 3: important letter? Probably the first, because you could probably get

842
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 3: without the first letter. It's gonna be. So what I'm

843
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 3: saying is make the first letter in the last name

844
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Speaker 3: the hardest letter to deduce to find the other ones.

845
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Speaker 3: Let's see what's a really fun one right off the bat. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just have a hint that is this is old school,

847
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Speaker 3: but as soon as people park their car and are

848
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Speaker 3: entering your property driveway, hopscotch have a mystery in the

849
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 3: Hopscotch board. Simple sidewalk chalk will cost you ten bucks

850
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,080
Speaker 3: for it, can do a really great job. But just

851
00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 3: get people hopping because if you see somebody do it

852
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 3: and they figure out, oh, it's going to be m

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00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 3: the people that hop are the gamers. Those are the

854
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 3: ones that are getting in there. They're not the voyeurs,

855
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 3: They're not the ones that are over it. So right

856
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Speaker 3: away figure out who your all stars are going to

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Speaker 3: be with Hopscotch as soon as they enter your property.

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Speaker 2: I also, I think people would love a letter Easter

859
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 2: egg hunt. So get physical letters from like Joanne Fabrics

860
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Speaker 2: or whatever, and then hide them in the woods somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I'm assuming there's woods. I don't know why, I'm assuming

862
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Speaker 2: there's woods. If not, wherever you can hide them, but

863
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Speaker 2: make them but hide them in difficult to find places.

864
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Speaker 2: And so it's all the let of the name, and

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Speaker 2: then all the letters, once they're all found, can be

866
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Speaker 2: brought back, and then it's like mix and match to

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Speaker 2: figure out what it is.

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Speaker 3: That's really I like that. I like an Easter egg

869
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 3: hunt around the house too, because adults, again, the ones

870
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,479
Speaker 3: that participate the hardest are going to be the best.

871
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 3: So how about I keep picturing something where you put

872
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 3: the letter at the bottom of something that somebody needs

873
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 3: to drink, or maybe it's a group thing. Maybe it's

874
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 3: like a big thing of crappy wine. What's that crappy

875
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: jar wine that has like the ring at the top

876
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 3: the glass bottle like something something rossy? Yes, so get

877
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 3: one of those, empty the wine out, put a letter

878
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: in the bottom, facing up, and then refill that bottle

879
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 3: with red wine. And part of the task is everybody

880
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 3: has to drain that bottle to see the one that's

881
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 3: looking up at the bottom of it, because then it's

882
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 3: a group effort to drink horrible wine.

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00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 4: I love that.

884
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,840
Speaker 3: That's great one. Yeah, that's a fun one. Easy. What

885
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: else do you have a friend who has just way

886
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 3: too many tattoos that gets any tattoo like mine's Pizzazak.

887
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 3: Pizzazak has a million tattoos of everything. And that's one

888
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 3: of the reasons I love pizza Zach. If you have

889
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 3: a friend that's willing to get anything, get a micro

890
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 3: tattoo somewhere they're comfortable with, and then have magnifying glasses

891
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 3: and they have to find one of the letters within

892
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 3: the tattoos. Wow, your friend group's pizzazas. I love that.

893
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 3: That's really good. And also, Kurt, and I don't know

894
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 3: how long of a last name?

895
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:34,359
Speaker 8: Yeah?

896
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it dear Hard? Is it dear Hard? Are

897
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 2: you going with like or is it like a Cherman?

898
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 3: Is it sun s u n? Because that's really short

899
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 3: and we just solved your whole thing. But yeah, if

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00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 3: it's Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, then it's gonna be a long party.

901
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: And then KURTI b how much is it to get

902
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 3: a skywriter to write the final letter in the sky

903
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 3: at a certain time of day?

904
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Speaker 2: Four thousand? I mean it was four thousand dollars.

905
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 3: That's too much.

906
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: It was four thousand dollars ten years ago, so it's

907
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 2: probably more expensive now.

908
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: How much is it to get a guy that you

909
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 3: know who needs some money to drive by at a

910
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 3: certain time of day and just yell that letter as

911
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 3: loud as he can without slowing down? Not much?

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00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 2: Not much at all.

913
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 3: Bucks, Yeah, twenty bucks.

914
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 2: Or just get somebody with a drone to drop the

915
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: letter into the party.

916
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 3: You know, drone is good. Drone should drop a letter

917
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 3: for sure. But yeah, have a guy or a relative

918
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,919
Speaker 3: or or and when I say guy or a gal,

919
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 3: and have him drive by at a very specific time.

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00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 3: When you ask for a moment of silence, say right

921
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 3: at fight again, guys for our wedding. We just want

922
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 3: a moment of silence for all of us to appreciate

923
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 3: this time together. When was the last time we all

924
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:50,000
Speaker 3: got together. So let's just do a quick twenty seconds.

925
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: It's hold hands and then have somebody you know with

926
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 3: a great voice just drive by and yell w and

927
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 3: then everybody will laugh and laugh and laugh and you'll

928
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 3: look like the bells of the ball and.

929
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Speaker 2: Pretty good, Yeah, pretty good. Thank you for everybody who

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Speaker 2: sent all their advice questions in Thank you, Scotty. Thank

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Speaker 2: you to Lisa Maggott, our real human intern and full

932
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 2: human absolutely and Katie Levine, our producer, and everyone at

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00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,280
Speaker 2: exactly right, including our benevolent overlords Georgia.

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Speaker 3: And Karen, who we haven't seen in a long time.

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Speaker 3: And we should probably go get some Benny Hannah with

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Speaker 3: Too Sounds Good. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahan.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 3: Our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 3: Hartstart

942
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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 2: intern