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Speaker 2: Well i'd loved I love housekeeping right in the beginning. Man,

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Speaker 2: that's the most important thing.

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Speaker 1: And it's actually rhetorical. I don't even need you to

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Speaker 2: I would like to know if people though, if you

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Speaker 2: because we have put a fan in the studio because

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Speaker 2: it's so hot, and I'm gonna tell you what it helps.

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Speaker 2: How do you say it? Exponentially? Exponentially? Exponentially exponentially Is

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Speaker 2: that the right word.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's explicit. It's what you're looking for.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I'm not looking for explicit.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about bored.

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Speaker 2: Exponentially. I don't know the word is. It is a

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Speaker 2: huge help. But if it's too loud, we need to

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Speaker 1: Thank you so pointless, but worth just saying I was

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Speaker 1: going to tell you off Mike, why not tell you

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Speaker 1: But I don't know why my hands were messy.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, I had yogurt this morning too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe I think I got a little bit

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Speaker 1: of yogurt on my hand. That's not important to the story.

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Speaker 1: What is important to the stories. I go to the

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Speaker 1: that's fine, must have just been an oversight. I reach

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Speaker 1: I go to the gym. It was a busy morning,

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this thing has audio that booms, but it

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It's just a podcast.

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Speaker 1: If we did that on the Big Show, we'd have

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that was.

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Speaker 1: It's an update, but the audio picks up on the

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Speaker 1: Adobe from the computer. Got it, and so I go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: And so I'm done relieving myself. And there's no toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: No, no, my boyt news this What is this?

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Speaker 1: No paper towel, no toilet paper. But when we're trying

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Speaker 1: I would prefer you clean the bathroom when there's not

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Speaker 2: Why are you cleaning at that time? You need to

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Speaker 1: And so this isn't me complaining. I mean people complain

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Speaker 1: It's simply we need different protocols in place. I then

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Speaker 1: and guys, please, during working hours, can we use the restroom.

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Speaker 1: I just don't think this has really been a full efficiency,

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Speaker 2: No, I couldn't have said it better myself. That was

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Speaker 1: Hey, but I go into the kitchen right now. I

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Speaker 2: She comes in in the morning and fills everything up. Oh,

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Speaker 2: Yes, So that's what I'm saying, is like she fills

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Speaker 1: And if you greet me tomorrow on a Friday, hey,

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Speaker 2: Okay, And so everybody coming to the convention, just know

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Speaker 2: Paper towel and those hurts.

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Speaker 1: But you had to duck walk it over to the

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Speaker 2: Yeah. You know what, people, You know what people love

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Speaker 2: They love the poop stories. Let me tell you. Let's

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Speaker 1: We got to go to our lead. Yeah yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: that wasn't a good start for the ratings, all right.

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Speaker 1: These mouses, I wish they were hardwired. Man. It's like

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Speaker 1: I've got a hilarious story to share about Bob Menory

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear it. Man, it happened last night, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's that funny, though.

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Speaker 1: St Arnold, We're gonna do it live. Are you ready

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Speaker 1: practice your voice? Jesus a little bit more nuts in it? Okay, good,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it live. We oh the one two three?

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Speaker 2: So uses? What up?

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: Arnold, go ahead, what's up? You answer?

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Speaker 3: They live on breadles issues, and I love the party

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Speaker 1: Eh, thanks, Arnold? What's up, y'all? It says, and I'm

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Speaker 1: It's the construction guys. It's it's a working community. You

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Speaker 1: these work carts into everybody's yards. They don't give a shit, but.

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Speaker 2: Holdly man, Wow that fans loud, isn't it? But that's okay?

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Speaker 2: Well why are you clapping?

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Speaker 1: That's cool? You did that?

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Speaker 1: Hey, tit's on a stick.

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Speaker 2: She had some white, whitish gray tennis shoes on. That's

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Speaker 2: No, I couldn't really tell. She had long sleeves on

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Speaker 2: I didn't know. She was so like concerned with her

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Speaker 2: And she looks at me and she goes, oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You know, are you lunch bots?

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Speaker 2: I know you're trying to move. She goes, my dog's

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to move him out the way. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: Have you considered massaging the groin area?

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Speaker 2: Dad?

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Speaker 1: Why isn't she moving?

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Speaker 2: Dad? Can we go down? I'm like, Oh, the dog's

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Speaker 2: Guys? And then I put it in reverse again to

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Speaker 1: Well, did she address at all why the car cannot

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Speaker 2: Well, she said the dog won't move, she said, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: I tried to move. I said, okay, and.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me get your number roll. I don't know why,

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Speaker 1: Dude, that is patience for you to actually get out,

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Speaker 2: We delivered dinner, We watched the lady deliver a poop

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Speaker 1: The end of us segment. It was all contained. It

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Speaker 1: I'm hitding it you. We're live and everything right now.

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Speaker 1: We're live on audio and video.

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Speaker 2: So if I go to YouTube, hold on, it is

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Speaker 2: so damn hot, sore losers. Oh it is, says live.

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Speaker 2: It says we're live channel offline. But don't press anything.

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Speaker 2: Let me see if I can see it. See that

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Speaker 1: See. I wonder what cameras showing you talk?

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Speaker 2: No, it's not I said, wave, you know, dude, this

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Speaker 2: We're live. I'm going I'm gonna put it on Facebook

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, if you are at your home right now

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we are see that's the prona.

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Speaker 1: I in.

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Speaker 2: Are live.

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Speaker 1: Here's giving me the problem. This is where I really

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Speaker 1: What do you want me to hit sound clips or

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Speaker 1: do you want me to switch the cameras because I

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Well, then that's a problem because if you go Ray

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Speaker 1: not back here. I'm not Dak Prescott Like I don't

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Speaker 2: I mean, you gotta twist your got to do your

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can't believe we're live. It actually works.

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Speaker 2: No, No, we are live, and which reminds me of

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm supposed to be excited if

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Speaker 2: I am excited, But we have two big fights this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I just told Kevin it's the water cooler.

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Speaker 1: What did you say, we have two big fights this weekend.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about it because I

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Speaker 2: feel like Bones Jones this fight is like three years

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Speaker 1: I feel like they're both old. They're old well, and

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Speaker 1: he's a massive favorite. Guys, you gotta put down seven

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Speaker 1: part of a parlay. I would never do that unless

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Speaker 1: the old me, dejen me, would have been the guy

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Speaker 1: that goes, hey, I'm gonna put two bands on this

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Speaker 1: do that because one need of the nuts and the

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Speaker 2: I'm excited to see Bones Jones, but when I saw

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Speaker 2: He looks slow, He looks in a heavyweight.

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Speaker 1: He looks big.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's supposed to be big, but he doesn't move.

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Speaker 2: He hadn't been in the ring, but like one the

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Speaker 2: only doing two minute rounds, they're only doing eight rounds,

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Speaker 2: they're using heavier gloves.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means? I just don't believe it.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? It has all the makings for

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Speaker 1: eight rounds? Baby? So why not bet that plus one fifty?

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Speaker 1: It's your money and a half. So you put down

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Speaker 1: one hundred, you win. Two hundred and fifty.

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Speaker 2: Seven States aren't even letting you bet on that fight

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Speaker 2: really because of the weird rules, the two minute rounds,

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Speaker 2: all feels hokey to me. Why do I not believe it?

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Speaker 2: Why do I think Mike Tyson is gonna be terrible?

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Speaker 1: And it's Friday and Renos so guys know this. It's

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Speaker 1: it's probably tonight, right tonight, we're live, dumb ass, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Idiot, get off the stream, Get off the stream. Street,

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Speaker 2: you're an idiot.

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Speaker 1: So hey, my boy, we are so stupid.

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Speaker 2: We are going live when the pad's not even gonna

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Speaker 2: be up till tomorrow. We are so stupid.

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Speaker 1: We just had to see if it worked. I just

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Speaker 2: We are so stupid sometimes I am like, what do you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I want to actually see it from my own eyes.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it is so dumb. We are so dumb.

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Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. But yes, I.

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna be watching either one of them?

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to.

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Speaker 1: I'm curious how much it's gonna cost to do the

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Speaker 1: boxing win because it's not like ours. Ours only ten

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Speaker 1: the other night.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna get that. I'm gonna get that. Let me

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Speaker 2: see how much is how much?

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Speaker 1: Oh sore losers are live and we got two new subs?

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Speaker 1: Is who would click on this and watch it? It

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Speaker 1: looks like gay porn? Like look at this, this is

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Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty bad. Let's see cosstream. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: They said they can't hear anything.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's good, Uh live stream Netflix standard with ads? No, No,

439
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,240
Speaker 2: I won't to know how much the fight is.

440
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:36,480
Speaker 1: Guys, you need to message us right now and tell

441
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,720
Speaker 1: us if you can hear anything.

442
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,240
Speaker 2: So wait, if I am on Netflix, I can just

443
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:41,760
Speaker 2: watch it.

444
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,560
Speaker 1: How in the bloody hell would there be no audio?

445
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:51,439
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm gonna call Morgan.

446
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,240
Speaker 1: No, she wouldn't know. She's done this like once and

447
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,800
Speaker 1: she didn't even go live with us that time.

448
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 2: Let me hear it. There's no audio. Hey, hit up

449
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,479
Speaker 2: your dude.

450
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, see, I knew it won't work. All right, Well,

451
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,879
Speaker 1: we'll stop this, we'll stop the live. I'm gonna stop

452
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:12,960
Speaker 1: it off.

453
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,600
Speaker 2: So you can't hear it.

454
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It does everything but audio, because I guess

455
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 1: it's that computer. In this computer, is there a button

456
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 1: that you need to put up on the board. It might,

457
00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:25,800
Speaker 1: I mean very well could be, but I don't know

458
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 1: which one. Nobody ever taught me that anyway. All right,

459
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: I'm exing add that we're back live on just the potty.

460
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Speaker 2: It turned the lights down.

461
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 1: If we're not returning down.

462
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,280
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get up and turned down. I'm just

463
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:38,120
Speaker 2: we're gonna talk and it's all You're fine. You are.

464
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

465
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:43,520
Speaker 1: I put my hat over my eyes. Guys, he has

466
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Speaker 1: it in. You're like an operating table. I mean, dude,

467
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 1: I'm not getting open heart surgery today.

468
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 2: You're like my freaking kids. You act so dramatic about

469
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 2: the dumbest shit. It's so ridiculous.

470
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Speaker 1: I immediately put the hat over there.

471
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Speaker 2: You put the hat over the eyes, like, oh my god,

472
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: I can't stand this light in my eyes. Like, you've

473
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 2: never been in a room that has lights on. It's

474
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:05,800
Speaker 2: not that big a deal.

475
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 1: But you gotta admit, these are a little bit brighter

476
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: than your average bear.

477
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 2: They are brighter than your average bear. But guess what,

478
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 2: it's not gonna kill you.

479
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: You know, the lights in the other room and the

480
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,199
Speaker 1: big show. I told Scooba, I said, the hell if

481
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: we're ever turning these things on bright day one Bones

482
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 1: comes in, Hey, is there any way you guys can

483
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,119
Speaker 1: turn your lights on brighter? I was like, no, Bones, No,

484
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: it's just a setting on here. It keeps it pretty medium. Yep.

485
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,119
Speaker 1: Since then, they've been medium the whole time.

486
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Speaker 2: It's like my kids the other day, we're driving in

487
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 2: the car and he's like, Dada, it's not good to

488
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: look directly at the sun, is it? And I was like, no,

489
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 2: that'll hurt your eyes. And he goes, what about a

490
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 2: bright light? And I said, no, that's not good either.

491
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: That'll kind of hurt your eyes and look directly at it.

492
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,960
Speaker 2: And he goes, but Dad, there's car lights so I

493
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,040
Speaker 2: just gotta ride with my eyes closed the whole time.

494
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,679
Speaker 2: Those lights are shining in our car, and I'm like,

495
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 2: don't be a dramatic dumb ass. It's okay to have

496
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 2: your like lights can heat your eye, but you don't

497
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: stare directly at the bright light. Dad, I still got

498
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 2: my eyes closed.

499
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:01,680
Speaker 1: Don't worry.

500
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 2: There's no light getting in my eyes. Okay, all right.

501
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know how to make you stop that. Hey,

502
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 2: that's exactly what you did with that stupid ass hat.

503
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,680
Speaker 1: Bro. Can I be on your kid's side for a second.

504
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 1: When I'm driving in the country and these ranchers have

505
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 1: got the rack up top, you got four lights down low?

506
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I get your in your Nissan double cab

507
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: heavy duty Wrangler ranch cut. I mean, dude, it this

508
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:31,359
Speaker 1: is me every morning. Bright bright brights, fuck man, man, Like,

509
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 1: turn your brights down. This is me in my car

510
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,880
Speaker 1: to by myself, bright's driving through a neighborhood. Thirty five

511
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:42,480
Speaker 1: rights brights, brights, fuck man, turn your brights down, dude,

512
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: every morning, because I'm telling you, just like your kid

513
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 1: a little too bright. Bro.

514
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Speaker 2: When I was in Iceland, dude and I was driving,

515
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 2: it was on a little two lane road and the

516
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Speaker 2: freaking big t I mean, the road is so small

517
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Speaker 2: there is no room for error.

518
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Speaker 1: We'll compare it to something.

519
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 2: I mean, it is like way smaller than brother.

520
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,639
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm saying, compared to a street, so

521
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:04,600
Speaker 1: people know what the it's.

522
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,439
Speaker 2: Only two lanes, one lane going one way and one

523
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 2: lane go on the other. There's no shoulder, there's no nothing.

524
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,159
Speaker 2: See then no shoulders will get you. And these semis

525
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 2: are going through Iceland and they are huge and their

526
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: lights are so damn bright. You're just like, oh, we

527
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,639
Speaker 2: made it past it. Okay, cool, you can drive, ah,

528
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 2: all right, made it past it. It's that that freaking

529
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 2: scary thing.

530
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Speaker 1: All compare it to is the road to Hannah and

531
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Speaker 1: what MAUI.

532
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know that very well.

533
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Speaker 1: Did you go?

534
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,640
Speaker 2: Never been man?

535
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 1: Billy did that driving me baser Zack's wife.

536
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,520
Speaker 2: Not a jeep.

537
00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: Time of our lives. Billy took the.

538
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: Rain, obviously not time of their lives, because it didn't last.

539
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: Dude, it was too late. It was one lane, no shoulder.

540
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't know how we returned that rental car in

541
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 1: one piece, never got in a wreck. But dude, it

542
00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: is close, because it's like Billy, right, guy, right corner,

543
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: blind corner every five minutes, can't see where you're going

544
00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:07,040
Speaker 1: on the other side, and you're just hoping. What we

545
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: did is do we win at six am? Nobody goes

546
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: at six am. You go at noon. I bet there

547
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: were cars hitting each other left and right.

548
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 2: Dude when we were in Colorado.

549
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: Pro tip before Colorado, we're still in Hawaii.

550
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:17,680
Speaker 2: Oh you're done.

551
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 1: No, this is a This is a sore loser's pro tip.

552
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: You're only getting to get exclusively on the sword losers. Dude,

553
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: do the rental bus. Do the bus, leave the driving

554
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: to somebody else. You're in the back sucking off white clause.

555
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: Enjoy the scenery. You don't need to get your own

556
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: car and do it way too stressful. God bless Billy.

557
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 1: The guy has got he's a race car driver like

558
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: Danica Patrick.

559
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 2: He is great so not very good?

560
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 1: No, he's good.

561
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 2: Did Danica Patrick ever win anything? Yeah? I have no idea.

562
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: Is my sound working? No?

563
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 2: No?

564
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 1: All?

565
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 2: Right over to Colorado again?

566
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,439
Speaker 1: Uh? Did Danika Patrick ever win anything?

567
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 2: Thank you? Uh? Like you're saying. But when I say

568
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 2: two lane road, I mean at one lane going one

569
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: lane way and one lane going the other way. So

570
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 2: it's only because you said a one lane road. So

571
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, if you're the only car on the road

572
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 2: and it's only one lane, then you're fine. Right, This

573
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 2: was one lane, so you had to stop if a

574
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,480
Speaker 2: car was coming in that direction, or there was just

575
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 2: enough for two cars to squeeze. Bye.

576
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,160
Speaker 1: If it would have been a truck, you'd to probably

577
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: scrape the side. Got it over to Colorado.

578
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 2: It's sort of like Colorado driving through the mountains, dude,

579
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: and they have no guardrails and you get up towards

580
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:23,959
Speaker 2: the top of that mountain, dude, and it is like

581
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 2: inches from the side, and if you go off that side,

582
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 2: it's over. Dude. Dude, do you want to talk about

583
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 2: some white knuckle driving? I mean squeezing that handle so hard,

584
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 2: oh my good, steering wheel like oh my god, oh

585
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 2: my gosh, oh my gosh, going so slow because it

586
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: is terrifying when you get way up there.

587
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: I'm from Colorado. I'm aware.

588
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: I thought you were from Wyoming.

589
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 1: The border borders Colorado. Didn't know that We did that

590
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,199
Speaker 1: driving as a kid, never realize how dangerous it was.

591
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 1: I've never driven those roads as an adult now, nor

592
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 1: may I never will, but I guess it really is that.

593
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Speaker 2: Dude. When we North Carolina, you go out there by

594
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 2: Ashville and then the mountains, and there's one you know,

595
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: it's two lane road, one one way, and the one language.

596
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: Some of them got washed away. Hopefully everybody's okay.

597
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: Uh, but I had crossed out or guys.

598
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 2: I tell my wife all the time. I'm like, if

599
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,919
Speaker 2: I had a kid and this is the roads they

600
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 2: had to learn to drive on, oh my god, I

601
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 2: would never It would be terrifying.

602
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: You never would have sex.

603
00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: No, I would never be able to see.

604
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: I would remain abstinate.

605
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 2: I would never be able to I would never be

606
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 2: able to watch them drive. I would never be able

607
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 2: to go to sleep when they were out driving. It

608
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,959
Speaker 2: is terrifying because like people looking at their phone, it's

609
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: a bat you're over over. I bet you there's rex

610
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 2: all the.

611
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: Time, dude, the phone thing. When I see somebody even

612
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: next to me, if they're on their phone, I go

613
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: ten miles slower, ten miles faster, get away from me.

614
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: Even if I see them check it, I'm like, oh,

615
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: that's it, hitting the brakes. I'm getting to the far right.

616
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,679
Speaker 1: Don't even want to be near that person.

617
00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 2: At the stoplight. They do it all the time. If

618
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: you just pull up at any stop light, look left, right,

619
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,159
Speaker 2: and there is everybody is on their damn phone, every

620
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 2: single person. Guys, it is not that damn important that

621
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: you need to check it every stop light.

622
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 1: Dude, yesterday, two days ago, three days ago, depending on

623
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: when this airs. Baser says, we go to Chick fil A.

624
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 1: I said, by all means.

625
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 2: Of course I will, obviously one Sunday.

626
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: Well, it's in the country. It was a thirty minute.

627
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 2: Drive, I know, but it wasn't Sunday, correct.

628
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: So I get to the Chick fil A. I have

629
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 1: one turn left. It's already been a thirty minute drive.

630
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 1: We ordered it ahead. I'm probably late of one turn.

631
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: The ladies on not being sexist. She was a lady.

632
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: She's in the left turning lane on her damn phone,

633
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: just sitting there, and I give her a man still

634
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: sitting there. It's wide open. There's it's the country. There's

635
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: no cars coming through. I gave her the one hank.

636
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: Chill for a second, then I go bebe bat still chilling.

637
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: She kind of like edges out a little bit. There's

638
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: a car a football field away, and then I go

639
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: and she edges forward a foot and sits there and

640
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: the light goes yellow, and I'm like, you have got

641
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: to be absolutely kidding me that I miss this light.

642
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm even later for the Chick fil A because of late.

643
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: She had to have been on her phone. She was

644
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:19,959
Speaker 1: on Facebook, singles marketplace, she's on Twitter X looking at politics.

645
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: She's on Instagram looking at some dancing video. I don't

646
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: know what the fuck she was doing. But I missed

647
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 1: the light because of her.

648
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: So when she turned left, you didn't just turn left

649
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: right after her, because if it's yellow, use off time.

650
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: She didn't turn she sat there. Oh and we waited

651
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: then for the whole light to turn, all because she

652
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: was on her phone. Yeah.

653
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: And you know what's crazy is when you sit at

654
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 2: those lights and you think, oh my god, it's about

655
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 2: an hour, it's really about ninety seconds.

656
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: I didn't even include the important, the hilarious part of

657
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: the story. Oh that's redneck behind me.

658
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 2: You see.

659
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: I was giving the hawks, and me and him had

660
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: that moment where we both had the understanding he's in

661
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: the back like this, like he's like fuck man, and

662
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: just yeah and he's in my rearview mirror, and we're

663
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,440
Speaker 1: both just like what the fuck? Man, Like just both

664
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: so irritated. Well, you're both like, she's like kids on

665
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: their phones, dude, it's wrong with people. Well what were

666
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: you saying. You're saying, I don't know, phones, stop lights,

667
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: I don't.

668
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: Know what we were talking about. Country.

669
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: Uh.

670
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: Just scares me to have kids like to drive on

671
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 2: those roads, Like I'm not good at it. It makes

672
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: me nervous. So whenever we take road trips and I

673
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 2: drive on those roads, it's just like, oh my god,

674
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: this is so terrifying, Like it is so stressful.

675
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 1: When you're driving her, your wife's driving while you.

676
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 2: No, no, my wife doesn't like driving on those roads.

677
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 2: When I'm driving, I just don't.

678
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,719
Speaker 1: Like it, dude. One time Baser drove to Chicago. I

679
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: usually take the reins. I did. Actually, she drives on

680
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 1: the way there. I drive on the way back. But Chicago, dude,

681
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: was super windy.

682
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: It's called the Windy City.

683
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: There you go.

684
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: Duh.

685
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: And Dude, I wake up from a nap. We're like

686
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: three hours in. She has white knuckle two hands on

687
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: the steering wheel and she's like this, and I look

688
00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: over at her. Dude, I thought we were in a

689
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: fun fucking jet or something, and she's just taking off

690
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: on a runway. I'm like, what is happening? And she's like,

691
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: it's so Wendy. I'm doing everything I can to keep

692
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,719
Speaker 1: it on the road. I'm like, but it was like,

693
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a little wind, it's the windy city,

694
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But to wake up to

695
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: somebody with two hands on the wheel.

696
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like like Amy from Four Things with Amy Brown.

697
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 2: I used to road trip with her back to Austin,

698
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 2: and let me tell you, I would drive and then

699
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 2: I'd be like, are you drive? I'm gonna take a nap.

700
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: I couldn't never take a nap. I couldn't do it

701
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: because she's swerving all over the road and I'm my

702
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 2: body would not let me take a nap that bad

703
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 2: because it was that bad. It was so scary and terrifying.

704
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: It was awful. And I don't know how we even

705
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 2: got on all this crap, But really, I just wanted

706
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 2: to highlight the fights this weekend, and I feel like

707
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: there the Mike Tyson and Paul fight is just a joke.

708
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: I don't I'm probably gonna pay. If I had to

709
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 2: pay for it, I will probably pay for it. But

710
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 2: I just don't even understand it. Yeah, I think that

711
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: all those fights that Paul does are rigged and stupid

712
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 2: and just bull crap. But I'm gonna fall forward, hook

713
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 2: Line and Sinker, and I'm gonna watch it, and then

714
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: I will watch Bones Jones on Saturday night. Even though

715
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: I still feel like that fight should have happened five

716
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: years ago when they were in their primes. Now I

717
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 2: feel like they're just two old men getting in there

718
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: and fighting, and really.

719
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: That one's unbettable. I already told you guys, seven hundred

720
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: to win one hundred, it's not even worth your time.

721
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: But the night before, Tyson and one of the Paul kids,

722
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: let's see Jake Paul or Logan Jake, and they're both

723
00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: equally popular.

724
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 2: Dude, Jake is favorite. I see. This is what I

725
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 2: don't know, And I'm how is Jake Paul favored over

726
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson. Well, here's the problem. Maybe it's because he's

727
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: fifty six years old and he had like a brain

728
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 2: aneurysm like a couple months ago. That's why they had

729
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: to postpone the fight in July. He had some health scare,

730
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 2: like he almost died, So how is this he I

731
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: can't even do it, but I'm gonna watch it.

732
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: So because of that, I think it's gonna go all rounds,

733
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: and guys, there are only two minutes, and it's not

734
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: UFC where you're getting all tired even kind of bounce

735
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: around and chill. Two minutes goes by that quickly. Five

736
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: rounds is even money. I'll take that. You can get

737
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: plus one point five if they goes all eight rounds.

738
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: So those are the bets. That's what I did. I

739
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: did five rounds and it needs or to go full eight.

740
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: Both those, and then I did Jake Paul in one

741
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: of them, which probably wasn't that smart because neither one's

742
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: gonna knock each other out, and maybe they called a

743
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: tie or something, or you're just hoping the judges give

744
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: it to Jake Paul. The smart bet is that it

745
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: has to go five rounds. All they have to do

746
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 1: is stand up there for ten minutes. Guys with breaks,

747
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: with dancing around as a wrestler, wrestling is so much

748
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: more tiring UFC. I can't believe they don't die after

749
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: one period. Boxing you can dance, you can. Wrestling is

750
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: so much more involved. So I'll hang up and listen.

751
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what with that, I think we

752
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 2: should take a break. Give me some Bob Minry. Dude.

753
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: Almost forgot dude. We come in here with no notes,

754
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: no script, No I have notes.

755
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: No I had notes.

756
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: Man, I wrote it on paper, towel.

757
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 2: That's not funny.

758
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: You know I was searching for that. I'm gonna write

759
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: mondays into the paper. That's not funny, all right, ass

760
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: hand for four hours? Fuck you not funny, Arnold. So

761
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 1: let me say this, guys, Bob Menory was hilarious last night.

762
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,479
Speaker 1: I know you guys were all asleep and everything. Yeah, dude,

763
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: he went on at midnight a live stream where he

764
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: videos himself with a couple of dudes in Dallas. He'll

765
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: just go to these guys house and post up and

766
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: be like, hey, I'll further your kick account if you

767
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: let me post up in your living room and do

768
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: this account. So these kids just let him chill over

769
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: his house. The one guy's got his girlfriend sleeping in

770
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: the next room. Menory was on from midnight. I just

771
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: want to be factual. He had to have stopped by

772
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: now he had to have like, there's no there's no

773
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: possible way he's still going on.

774
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 2: Now because that'd be like twelve hours.

775
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: Man, how does it just delete?

776
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: There?

777
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 1: It is? Oh, he's still betting, bro, he is still betting.

778
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: There's nothing to bet. No, he's betting the slot on

779
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: an online casino. Bro, this is memory.

780
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: I don't hear it. It's just hold music.

781
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: Oh it says connection lost. But he's still going. You

782
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: can still see his face. So memory started at midnight.

783
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: He's been streaming now for twelve hours, and at one

784
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: point he was up to twenty thousand. He cashed out.

785
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: He gave like five people two hundred and fifty dollars.

786
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 1: His biggest hit was for five thousand on a slot.

787
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 1: Then he hit another slot for four thousand, and I

788
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: think he was smart in cash some out. And then

789
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: he would get like his boy would they pay with

790
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: venmo with ether and bitcoin. His boy would hit him

791
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: up with five thousand. He'd redeposit. The website gave him

792
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: two thousand for just gambling a crapload.

793
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: So then so.

794
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: He's posted up on this film.

795
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 2: He's just he's doing a slot online slot machine on.

796
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do it. There's all kinds of online places.

797
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say the one he was at,

798
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: but they and so then the dude was able to

799
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: capture the slot machine and Bob Menory. So you're seeing

800
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: Bob Menory as he's doing the slot machine. It's kind

801
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,919
Speaker 1: of interesting to watch. I mean, dude, I probably watched

802
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: two or three hours of it. He was playing plinko

803
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 1: where it drops the balls from the top and it's

804
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: one of those triangles from cracker barrel, so there's pegs

805
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: on it and there's a thousand on the outside, and

806
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: then once you get more to the center, you don't

807
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: win any money, but if you get a thousand, you're

808
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: winning five grand and the balls come down and you

809
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,720
Speaker 1: just watch these balls come down. It's kind of soothing.

810
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: I can see how people get addicted. He won a

811
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: decent amount on that ended up kind of being a

812
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: wash Buffalo is where he won a ton, and then

813
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 1: once he catched, there was a point where he was

814
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: at twenty thousand, and I think he cashed out ten thousand,

815
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: and he paid back his investors because he just has

816
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 1: like a boy like let's say an NFL player, Hey man,

817
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bitcoin you two thousand right now, I'll invest

818
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: hit me back with it, and just hopefully there's a

819
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: return on it. If not, no worries. He's boys like

820
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: that with people. So this one dude hit him with

821
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 1: two thousand, Another dude hit him with five thousand, The

822
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: website hit him with two thousand, and so, and then

823
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: he started paying the listeners people watching. He goes, all right,

824
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonnaive you tw hundred fifty dollars. I'm gonna give

825
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: you two hundred and fifty dollars. Dude. The guy's girlfriend

826
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: was waking up in the next row, the guy who

827
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: owned these computers, and in the stream, he's like, I

828
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: gotta go do. The sun's coming up. And Thenery was

829
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: still playing slots. He played roulette. He never played crabs.

830
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: He played blackjack roulette. He was playing one thousand dollars.

831
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 1: He played a couple thousand dollars hands of blackjack roulette.

832
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: He would put five hundred on each one of the columns,

833
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: and a couple of day that wasn't lucrative. He didn't

834
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: do good at roulette. Dude. The entire night he's playing

835
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 1: this crap, and I wish, actually, I can probably see

836
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 1: how much he has because so he cashed out, he

837
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: was able to pay his investors back, and then he

838
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 1: would just fluctuate. It was like two thousand, he would drop.

839
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: One time he dropped down to twenty two dollars and

840
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,440
Speaker 1: went back up to two thousand.

841
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: The fact that you sat there and watched this dumb ass.

842
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: I not dumbass, but this dude played for three hours

843
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 2: an online.

844
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: He set of money, He's out of money. He has

845
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: ninety one cents left. He's waiting for more money. So

846
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: that's why he's not talking on the stream. He's waiting

847
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: for more money to get invested. And so I zoom out.

848
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: Can you hit him as there's one hundred sixty two

849
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: people watching, he's been streaming for thirteen hours.

850
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 2: Give him a text me like, hey, well five dollars.

851
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: Do anything before you pimp? I'm not signed in sign in?

852
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: Is that not your what is it on? Is it

853
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: not on instagrams? On kick oh?

854
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: But I literally don't even know how to sign in.

855
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: So abut this is him. He's been up for all night,

856
00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: he didn't sleep at all. You help me, help me,

857
00:38:23,600 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 1: That's who he had on the pot. But he's like,

858
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm a Degen. I'm in Degen mode, dude.

859
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: So he's with drinking. He was drinking coronas. I think

860
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: he did an adderall at one point, and then he'd

861
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: go in the other room. When he'd run out of money,

862
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: he'd go in the other room and call buddy and

863
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: be like, hey, send me two thousand ether two thousand

864
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: dollars in bitcoin. It's all two thousand dollars. But the

865
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: way they were able to send it to him is

866
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: you copy the address. Look, and he's still laughing. He's

867
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: laughing his ass up. Bob. We had him on the pod,

868
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: so he would get two thousand dollars, he'd come back

869
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:55,400
Speaker 1: and just start firing. So, yeah, the highs was the

870
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,240
Speaker 1: best he got was twenty thousand on a five thousand.

871
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: He would start with like five thousand. Usually the best

872
00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: he got was twenty went all the way down to

873
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: zero a lot. I think he ended up, But dude,

874
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: the highs and lows were insane. The one dude, the

875
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: one dude doesn't have any money that runs the stream

876
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: or whatever, because he goes when memory was at twenty thousand,

877
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: He's like, come on, man, cash out, mande dude, holy shit,

878
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: just twenty thousand dollars, make cash out, cash out, and

879
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: Mentory goes, dude. Mentory's like, dude, you know how what

880
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: he swears. He's like, dude, you're the worst person to

881
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: gamble with. He's like, get the fuck out of here.

882
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not gambling with you. He's like, you

883
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 1: have the worst mojo ever foring gambling. He's like, we're firing,

884
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: and this dude's panicking because he's not cashing out twenty.

885
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 2: Thous The satisfaction enjoy you get out of this is

886
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 2: really something that is to be I'm so impressed. I

887
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 2: don't understand it.

888
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: There is something to it with all that to say,

889
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 1: maybe we need to do that.

890
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 2: You think we need to get online.

891
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 1: And we would have cameras video us playing slots or something,

892
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:01,400
Speaker 1: and we stream it and.

893
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,800
Speaker 2: People would donate twenty thousand dollars to us and we

894
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: would sit there and play it. Yeah, the story and

895
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 2: then was gonna pay them back or we don't pay

896
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 2: them back, it's our money.

897
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 1: We would do it. Oh, they don't pay you back.

898
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: The sore losers Nation, I think they could fund this.

899
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 2: So they just give us money to gamble and then

900
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 2: if we win, we win money. I don't understand.

901
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: That's why I never was able to totally figure out

902
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 1: these people that give him money. He wasn't really advertising

903
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,279
Speaker 1: for him. The buddy that let him host it, he

904
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: was on his kickstream, so that dude gets money from

905
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 1: Kick because he was He streamed for thirteen hours, So

906
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: that dude probably made like four hundred from Kick for

907
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: streaming that long and having that many people watch for

908
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: that long. But so he made a little bit of money.

909
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: But like the people that donated to Memory, unless he

910
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: wins the money at the casino and then pays them

911
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: back with interest, I really don't get how they benefit

912
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 1: it because he wasn't shouting out products or anything.

913
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 2: You're like, why would someone just send him two thousand

914
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 2: dollars if they're not going to get any money back.

915
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 1: But he did. It could have been people with the website,

916
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: because he did shout out the website, but he kind

917
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: of it was like this website sucks ass, so like

918
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: at time, he wasn't really promoting the website in a

919
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,760
Speaker 1: positive way. So I don't know if it was investors

920
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 1: with the website they were getting I'm curious who gave

921
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 1: him the five thousand, Who gave him the two thousand,

922
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 1: and there was at least three or four investors, And

923
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 1: I'm just curious, who the fuck gives somebody three K

924
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 1: on a random slot stream. Here you go, man, Yeah, yeah,

925
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: thanks man. How does that benefit you?

926
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 2: It's a great question. I'm very confused by the whole thing,

927
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,840
Speaker 2: very confused, sort of like I'm very confused by the

928
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 2: college football playoff. I mean, here's the thing. They're doing

929
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 2: everything in their power to keep Georgia in the top twelve.

930
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: They're gonna be in the top twelve.

931
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 2: They played Tennessee this weekend. Yeah, Vall's uphill battle. Georgia

932
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 2: wins this game, They're in the top twelve. They're gonna

933
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: be in the playoff. Oh yeah, and Tennessee will drop

934
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: to like number eleven. They are doing their best to

935
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: keep as many SEC teams in there as they can

936
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 2: as possible.

937
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 1: Duh, bro, they're not what Pyu and Poise stayed in

938
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,359
Speaker 1: there to the fuck are these guys and how did

939
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: they end up in here? Dude? How the hell is you.

940
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 2: Gonna end up in this top twelve? I mean, it

941
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 2: is so bad. We're gonna get stuck with Byu and

942
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: the top twelve. We're gonna have BYU versus Boise State.

943
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 2: Tell me which team sucks more. We're gonna have BYU

944
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,080
Speaker 2: versus Indiana. Get the hell out of here.

945
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 1: And well, and there's a lady that thinks there could

946
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: be a three loss team. So if if Georgia, if

947
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: Georgia loses their out, No, if they beat Tennessee and

948
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,280
Speaker 1: then they they go to the SEC Championship and they lose,

949
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: they would be a three loss team and they would

950
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: be in.

951
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 2: They'd be in.

952
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 1: Dude. So there's people that think three loss teams can

953
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: get into this playoff. That's your point. There's gonna be

954
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 1: a three loss team in the playoff.

955
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 2: This is just exactly what I've been telling you.

956
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: That's how it's gonna happen.

957
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,479
Speaker 2: Like, are you guys happy now? Like we're having three

958
00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: loss teams make the playoffs.

959
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: Hey, So the balls though, they can lose and still

960
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 1: make it in.

961
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they lose this game, they're still in. They'll

962
00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 2: be down on argans. I'll drop to number eleven. Okay, now,

963
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 2: but my.

964
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: Thing is Indiana.

965
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: If when Indiana gets housed by Ohio State, they're gonna

966
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 2: get they're gonna drop like number fifty five, Like, they're

967
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 2: not gonna be anywhere near this playoff picture. They're gonna

968
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 2: lose the Ohio State and I don't even know because

969
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: then they won't be in the Big Ten Championship because

970
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 2: it'd be Ohio State versus Oregon.

971
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: Dude, Boise State is gonna be in this thing and

972
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:24,320
Speaker 1: they're gonna get beat by eighty.

973
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 2: I mean god, I mean, I enjoy your first round games.

974
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 2: And the spread is gonna be Georgia minus twenty eight

975
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 2: against byu WA exciting.

976
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: The home games will be dope though.

977
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:37,240
Speaker 2: That is cool.

978
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 1: Yes, that is really cool. We go back to Kneeland

979
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: and run it back with LG.

980
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: No or not? No, no, wait.

981
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: No, we'll just get you a lie ride ahead of time.

982
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 2: No you want you want? You want me to tell

983
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 2: you about LG. Yeah, man, I'm gonna tell you about LG.

984
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,319
Speaker 2: What happened with LG. We should probably take a break, yeah, yeah,

985
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,320
Speaker 2: and then and then I'll tell you what happened. Okay,

986
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: we'll be right back.

987
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man. We got all the time in the world, man,

988
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:02,680
Speaker 1: we only got families and lives.

989
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 2: So I had to make a reel like my recap

990
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:08,879
Speaker 2: of my time at the whole Neeland Stadium and everything, and.

991
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: I do, thanks coach. I didn't know what a reel was.

992
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 2: Well, some people may not. It's on my Instagram page.

993
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: You can check it out Radio Lunchbox. You can go

994
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: give it a light, give it a comment, and uh, LG.

995
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 2: I tagged them in it. I invite them to be

996
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 2: a collaborator and they never accept the collaboration.

997
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: But you're talking LG, the mega corporation that is LG.

998
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:34,759
Speaker 2: The mega corporation, the amazing corporation that LG is, and.

999
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: They're just gonna collaborate with some random nude in Nashville.

1000
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: No, no, no, they are the ones that told me they

1001
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: paid me to go to their tailgate and advertise and

1002
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: show everything.

1003
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh this wait, they sent you

1004
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: money bitcoin and etherm No.

1005
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: But they paid me in cold hard check ray.

1006
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: That's how I do my business with money.

1007
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: And so I put I invite them to collab with me,

1008
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: and they have never collabed with me. They haven't, they

1009
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: have not ACCEP did my collaboration. And so I was

1010
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 2: talking to the sales girl yesterday and I'm like, hey,

1011
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 2: they still never accepted my collaboration. She goes, Yeah, I

1012
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 2: talked to them and they said, they're not going to

1013
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: collab with you.

1014
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 1: That's a good look for the brand.

1015
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: And I said, what do you mean they're not going

1016
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,560
Speaker 2: to collab? She goes, They told me, we are a

1017
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 2: large corporation and we have to be very selective on

1018
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 2: who we decide we want to collab with.

1019
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 1: Am I not worthy?

1020
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 2: And she said, and so we decided that that we're

1021
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,840
Speaker 2: not going to collab on that one because it doesn't

1022
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 2: fit our brand.

1023
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: Dang dude, sorry man, cool man, I'm sure it was

1024
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,240
Speaker 1: a great videography skills.

1025
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was great. I was like, all right,

1026
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: cool man, my feelings aren't hurt. Did you do a

1027
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 2: voiceover or what is it did? I did do a

1028
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 2: little voice over, that's the way to do it. And

1029
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 2: I did a little bit of voiceover, and then I

1030
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 2: just I did do the I had the rocky top

1031
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 2: song underneath it, but when I went to collab with LG,

1032
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 2: they're not allowed to use music in their collab, so

1033
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: I had to take it out. And then they didn't

1034
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 2: even collab with me. So I could have left the

1035
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 2: damn music in. It made it so much better with

1036
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 2: the damn music. But whatever, that's my experience.

1037
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: Well, hold on, you still get paid, right, I still

1038
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: get paid. So do you give a damn if they collabs?

1039
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: Exactly? I don't care.

1040
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: Delete the video A great video.

1041
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,720
Speaker 2: Right, I had to wait thirty days?

1042
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: Wait is the video? Is it the one you did

1043
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: for Sore Losers? A different one?

1044
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 2: It's kind of like that though it's it's almost the

1045
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: same thing. And national's just funny. You paid me to

1046
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,919
Speaker 2: go so I could put social media content. You would

1047
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 2: think you would want to collapse so you get more views,

1048
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: but instead you decide you're gonna pay me and I'm

1049
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 2: gonna sit on the side of the road for a

1050
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 2: few hours, and then you're not even gonna collab. Sounds

1051
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 2: like a job well done to me.

1052
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: Dude, That's what I'm telling you. These companies have so

1053
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: much money to throw money around. Yeah, we've got to

1054
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: learn which ones are throwing it.

1055
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta find out.

1056
00:46:56,520 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: Man, hit me in the face, slap me.

1057
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: Hey, but hey, before you go away for the Sore

1058
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: Losers dot Com, make sure you get your tickets to

1059
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 2: the convention Coaches Convention four. We want to see all

1060
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 2: you there. Cannot wait. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna

1061
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 2: be so much fun. And you know how you're gonna

1062
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 2: get there. We're gonna make you money. We're gonna make

1063
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 2: you some money this weekend, so you can so you

1064
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 2: can book your freaking flights, book your hotel at the

1065
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 2: Grand Hyatt, book your rental car, whatever you're gonna do.

1066
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 2: Maybe you're getting a greyhound bus. Hey, whatever you gotta do,

1067
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 2: get here. You don't want to miss it.

1068
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: Guys, if you're taking a greyhound, hit us up, We'll

1069
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: hit you with a couple bucks. I put my condom on.

1070
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,680
Speaker 1: I am ready for the music.

1071
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: Like there are lines that I just do not understand.

1072
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: Who oh those kind of lines.

1073
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm looking at the green Bay Packers minus

1074
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,960
Speaker 2: five and a half at Soldier Field. Let me tell

1075
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:53,439
Speaker 2: you something. The Bear suck. The Bears are so bad. Yes,

1076
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 2: we fired our offensive coordinator. It doesn't matter. The Green

1077
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 2: Bay Packers own the Chicago Bears. It used to be

1078
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 2: Aaron Rodgers. And did you see Aaron Rodgers came out

1079
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 2: and said they asked him, are you gonna play next year?

1080
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I think so, Oh my god, Like,

1081
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 2: why wouldn't I what in the hell. I mean, who

1082
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: wants Aaron Rodgers on their team next year?

1083
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: Dude, He's the guy that won't retire at the lumber mill.

1084
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: You know. It's like, Dude, he takes so long to

1085
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: fix the machines. I know he won't retire. Dude. Got

1086
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,720
Speaker 1: all these new kids that get in there, splitsh splash.

1087
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: They got it fixed in like a second. We got

1088
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:31,439
Speaker 1: some old timer in there. He's all get me. I'd

1089
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: flashed back to the high school. We did firewatch for

1090
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 1: these mechanics, and the older ones sucked ass. The younger

1091
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: ones are quick, They're skinnier. They could crawl through machines.

1092
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: You go lock shit up there, like, hey, just spray

1093
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: the shit around there. Okay, cool maner, I sprayed it

1094
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: all right, You're good. I have a good break. Gave take

1095
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: two hours. The older guys, dude, fat as hell, so slow. Ah,

1096
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go turn the machine on, give it a crank.

1097
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 1: You don't got to give it a crank, man, Just

1098
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: make double check a triple it. Hey man, I'm gonna

1099
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: put a fail safe. I'm gonna put three different plates

1100
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 1: under here. Just in case the first plate breaks, There'll

1101
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: be a second plate and a third plate. Dude, you

1102
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,879
Speaker 1: don't need three plates. Bro, you're too old. Get out

1103
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 1: of the lumber mill, that's what you're talking about.

1104
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just don't I don't get it. He's

1105
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: like the seventh year senior that still hangs out at

1106
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 2: the frat house. Like, dude, like, what are you still

1107
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 2: doing here? No one wants you, No one that's friends

1108
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 2: with you, no one wants to be around. You're not

1109
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 2: good anymore. You're washed up. You can't drink as much

1110
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 2: as you used to. I know you're a seventh year senior,

1111
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 2: but dude, your alcohol intake has gone downhill. You're really

1112
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 2: killing the vibe of this party. And that's what Aaron

1113
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: Rodgers does in the locker room. He kills the vibe.

1114
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 2: No one wants to be around him and him saying yeah,

1115
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 2: I'm gonna play next year. Oh my god, whoever he

1116
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,759
Speaker 2: quarterbacks for, I feel sorry for you. Son.

1117
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: Hey and Christian told us there is no ripping on

1118
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,440
Speaker 1: frat brothers going back to the house. That is their honor,

1119
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: and that is their right to go back to the

1120
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: frat house and park and store their beer in the fridge.

1121
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: That's one right. But yeah, give me the green Bay

1122
00:49:58,200 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: Packers minus five and a half at the Bay, and

1123
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 2: you can take it to the bank. And then, I mean, listen,

1124
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 2: your Tennessee Titans are terrible.

1125
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 1: The Tennessee Valls. I was like, top twelve, playoff Heller.

1126
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,359
Speaker 2: But I don't understand the Lion.

1127
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 1: I mean, Taj Spears is back, that's true, he'll affect

1128
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: it here.

1129
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,280
Speaker 2: The Detroit Lions, they're they're giving up thirteen.

1130
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: We play the Lions.

1131
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm playing. I moved on because I'm worried

1132
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 2: about Minnesota. They man, they didn't play good. You know

1133
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: what I'm wrong. Minnesota's only given up six points. They

1134
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 2: didn't play well last week. They dominated the game, they

1135
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 2: just couldn't score touchdowns. The Tennessee Titans. Will Levis played

1136
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 2: his best game. I would say he looked better. But

1137
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 2: the Vikings, I don't know if they're fools, gold or what.

1138
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: But I don't think you're gonna beat the team. You

1139
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 2: can't run against them, and I don't think Will Levis

1140
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 2: is very good at throwing the ball. So give me

1141
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,040
Speaker 2: the Vikings minus six in Nashville. Take it to the bank.

1142
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 1: That's blasphemy, dude, Take it to the bank. Man, you

1143
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 1: bite your dick when you're talking to me.

1144
00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,919
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you.

1145
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: Underneath a billboard that literally says Titans and Vikings Sunday,

1146
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: that's bullshit, dude, I know.

1147
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 2: I apologize. Man. Yeah, you got anything for you? Yeah?

1148
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: You ready? Yeah, guys, we're gonna go over to a

1149
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: sport that we have never done a lock on before.

1150
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: Get your gloves right up. Fight.

1151
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,800
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you were gonna.

1152
00:51:22,600 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: Say cricket Michael Tyson, Logan, Jake Paul. Guys, it's gonna

1153
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: go eight rounds. Okay, Lunch already told you earlier on

1154
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: in the podcast two minute rounds. Fat gloves only eight rounds.

1155
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 1: Puh Lee's child that has all eight rounds written all

1156
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:44,720
Speaker 1: over it. And you're getting an amazing return. It's plus

1157
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: one fifty. So you put down one hundred, you're gonna

1158
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 1: go up to the teller at the casino in Vegas

1159
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: and get two hundred and fifty. One hundred is your

1160
00:51:52,520 --> 00:52:00,959
Speaker 1: hundred back. It is a absolute Oh lock it up, Iron, Mike,

1161
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: Jake Paul, fight over to you.

1162
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I did read the story about Browny. James

1163
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 2: will only play in home games for the G League affiliate.

1164
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: He will not be getting on the flights to go

1165
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: to road games. Hilarious.

1166
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: It was like one of my buddies do it in college.

1167
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,279
Speaker 1: He was only about home field advantage. He would never

1168
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: go sleep at another girl's place. He's like, you gotta

1169
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: have home court advantage or home bed advantage. I'm like,

1170
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 1: what the fuck. He's like, yeah, doude, when I wake

1171
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: up in the morning, I want my toothbrush, when I

1172
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 1: access to all my clothes, and then I'm able to

1173
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,479
Speaker 1: take them somewhere, whereas if you wake up at their place,

1174
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: you don't have any of your gear.

1175
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 2: That's the price you pay. Sometimes you're just stranded and

1176
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 2: you gotta walk. You gotta get out, like you just

1177
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 2: you can't only use your house like because then you

1178
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 2: have to take them somewhere, so you gotta wait for

1179
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 2: them to wake up. If you are at their house,

1180
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 2: you can just say hey, I'm out, and you don't

1181
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,359
Speaker 2: have to wait for them to oh, lay and find

1182
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: my car keys, let me go to the bathroom, let

1183
00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 2: me get like. No, you can just get up and

1184
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 2: leave by see you later. Oh my gosh, that's.

1185
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: A wild night. How are you? Oh yeah, that was real,

1186
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 1: pod Man, And.

1187
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know that's about I got. I

1188
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:13,759
Speaker 2: don't know. Raiders, Dolphin's ugly game. There's not a lot

1189
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:18,280
Speaker 2: of good games. Rams, Patriots. Oh hey, Colts, Jets. Anthony

1190
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 2: Richardson back under center flag O Flacco flame, he's done.

1191
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 2: They got some windsprints in. Anthony Richardson said, I'm no

1192
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 2: longer tired. He's coming back in. So you got to

1193
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 2: take the Indianapolis Colts plus four and you can take

1194
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 2: it to the bank. Take it to the bank. Jets

1195
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 2: are got off.

1196
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: They're got off. Menory ninety one cents and he's left

1197
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: the stream. It's just an empty chair. He's topped to

1198
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: ninety one.

1199
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, everybody have a good weekend.

1200
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: He lost it all and it's a ghost. The Menory

1201
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: in a chair swinging.

1202
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 2: Coach's conventioned for we'd love to see there. Make sure

1203
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 2: you get your tickets. Sore Losers dot com we're out.

1204
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, guys, make sure you come to the convention.

1205
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: We'd love to suck him off with you.

1206
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:07,279
Speaker 2: Well, that was weird. That was weird. My wife said, hey,

1207
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 2: did you drop off that shirt back at the guy's house.

1208
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 2: I borrow a Tennessee shirt for when I went to Kneeland,

1209
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 2: but the dude had an extra large. Uh, I can't

1210
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 2: wear an extra large, so I just said it. I

1211
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 2: put it in my car and I never wore it,

1212
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 2: so now I gotta return it forgot still sitting in

1213
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 2: the car on the same hanger.

1214
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: Did you sound like DoD Man he comes back from

1215
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 1: a trip. Hey, man, you know the Vall's hat. It

1216
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: you let me borrow a dumped alcohol on it no

1217
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:33,720
Speaker 1: longer exists. Well, thanks Dodd. That was my good luck hat.

1218
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,960
Speaker 1: I've never found a hat as good as that one.

1219
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: Oh man, man borrowing clothes. Chicks do it all the time,

1220
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: borrowing bras and.

1221
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 2: Shit, yeah they do. I mean that's all good. Let's

1222
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,399
Speaker 2: go home. Man.

1223
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:50,440
Speaker 3: Hey, do you guys got any boxer brief second borrow?

1224
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: What the fuck?

1225
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 2: Please?

1226
00:54:55,000 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: Arnold once? That make my patage luck big fabby.

1227
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 2: Alright, man, I'm sweat and I gotta go.

1228
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god,