Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject my sister can't have my girlfriend. My sister can't
Speaker 1: have my girlfriend. But right now the nephews in the
Speaker 1: building with today's praying phone call what you got for
Speaker 1: his nass Sir? Yeah, this goes up to Miss Helen
Speaker 1: right here, if you don't mind. Oh, I'm glad you
Speaker 1: set up. This is the electric company with that aqua
Speaker 1: booget carry. That's what it is, with that aqua. It's
Speaker 1: Tommy bothering them people, having him going all over the
Speaker 1: house by is he doing that to the people? Let's go,
Speaker 1: can't let your company aqua boogie carry. Hello. Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach a Quincy. This is Hey. How are you?
Speaker 1: My name is Maurice. Maurice calling you from the power company.
Speaker 1: How are you doing today? I'm alright, what's up? Well, listen,
Speaker 1: we're doing some testing in your neighborhood. We're trying to
Speaker 1: make sure we don't have to actually shut the power
Speaker 1: down out there. And uh, we're we're calling around quite
Speaker 1: a few people in your neighborhood, running some tests on
Speaker 1: individual homes and making sure the electricity is running correctly. Um,
Speaker 1: can I get you to do a few things warm
Speaker 1: and see and the quicker we get through with this, sir,
Speaker 1: and it's possibility we won't have to turn your power
Speaker 1: off at all. I know you don't want us to
Speaker 1: have to come out and turn power off. And you've
Speaker 1: got stuff in the refrigerator that can spoil and things
Speaker 1: like that. So we want to try to get this
Speaker 1: done and hopefully the power with the with the test
Speaker 1: that we run it, it'll it'll run correctly and we
Speaker 1: won't have to do anything. Okay, I don't know about
Speaker 1: electricity though, you know what I'm saying, So no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I understand that. Don't worry about that. Here's what I
Speaker 1: need you to do. Now. How big is your house?
Speaker 1: Do you have many bedrooms? You got four bedrooms? Now
Speaker 1: you have upstairs downstairs? It's too short? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: So here's what we need to do. Um. If you
Speaker 1: can't gonna take loan though, right I got because I'm
Speaker 1: in a hurry, then ain't gonna have a lot of
Speaker 1: times No, no, no, this this, this, this, this won't
Speaker 1: take long at all. So can I get you to
Speaker 1: take your breaker and shut down everything upstairs, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna run a test on the stuff downstairs right now.
Speaker 1: It'll be real quick, all right, just shut just shut
Speaker 1: everything off. I want you to keep the downstairs open
Speaker 1: and keep that to the week so we can run
Speaker 1: our tests on this thing. All right, everything shut, everything's down. Okay.
Speaker 1: You you turned off the thing. I just turned off
Speaker 1: all the switches. Okay. Here's what I need you to do.
Speaker 1: I need you to turn on your television and then
Speaker 1: turn it off downstairs downstairs. How many TVs you got downstairs?
Speaker 1: I got two TVs downstairs. Let's turn them both on,
Speaker 1: you know, just turn them on. Just turn them on.
Speaker 1: You got them on? I got one on. Let's try
Speaker 1: to turn that other one on. All right, they both on. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now you got a microwave in your kitchen, Yeah, microwave? Okay,
Speaker 1: turn out on. It's already on, man, I can see
Speaker 1: the lights on. It's got the clock on it. That's
Speaker 1: got that double H on thing that's going through there,
Speaker 1: and it's a whole different type of current. I just
Speaker 1: want to down on them about what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: But I gotta get to work, man, So the microwaves
Speaker 1: I on this running. No, No, I want you to
Speaker 1: actually turn it on. I want you to actually pushed
Speaker 1: like a minute or two on that thing. Anything, man,
Speaker 1: Come on now, let mean what did that to do? No,
Speaker 1: this is the test, sir. What I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to do is come out there and turn your
Speaker 1: power off. And I don't want to do that. You've
Speaker 1: got a lot of food in your fridge. I'm sure, right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, he's it's on microwaves, on TV zons. Okay, now, man,
Speaker 1: electricity works downstairs. Okay, but listen now, I know, but
Speaker 1: what we gotta do is we gotta make sure that
Speaker 1: this stuff isn't overpower. Now, can you open your refrigerator? Yeah? Yeah, Man,
Speaker 1: do you see the button that actually has you can turn?
Speaker 1: You can push it in the lighter go out. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Come on, man, you ain't
Speaker 1: got nobody to just be able to check something outside. Man,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm in the fridge, I understand. But push
Speaker 1: that button five times for him and see what it does.
Speaker 1: What the light button? Yeah, push that light button five times?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, that did it go off? And on?
Speaker 1: Everything it's hoping on? Man? The end up wrong to respiccuate,
Speaker 1: reficuate plug in man. Okay, now here's what I want
Speaker 1: you to do. Right there, And if you're in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: turn your sink on for me. Sink on, gonna take
Speaker 1: that do electricity and then say that's a nitril current.
Speaker 1: That's a nitril current. You wouldn't understand that, but I
Speaker 1: need you to turn that on for me too. Just
Speaker 1: turn it on full blast. Got it on, I got
Speaker 1: it on. Okay, Now go in your master bedroom. I
Speaker 1: can now let that water run. Go on your master bedroom,
Speaker 1: and go on the bath for me. I appreciate you
Speaker 1: helping me out on this. Man. Come on, man, Quincy,
Speaker 1: I appreciate I mean every everything I'm I'm in the bath.
Speaker 1: Plush that toilet for me, Quincy, see where plush that
Speaker 1: toilet for me? Plus the toilet. Yeah, flush that toilet.
Speaker 1: It's even electrical. What it is, it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's an awkward book and heard you need to get
Speaker 1: somebody up. Okay, I'm gonna plush the toilet. It ain't
Speaker 1: no electrical plugs in that in this area, man, right,
Speaker 1: I understand that you know what what it is? This
Speaker 1: is an awkward booky current that flows through that water
Speaker 1: plush that thing for me one time. Yeah, yeah, that's it, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, totally worse. Man. You ain't got nobody in
Speaker 1: the area that could come out here and just check
Speaker 1: it out. Man, Quincy, I'm trying my best not to
Speaker 1: come out and and and and and and turn your
Speaker 1: power off. And I know you got someone to go
Speaker 1: turn my power off. Man, you're supposed to be making
Speaker 1: you the power stay on, right, I understand that. Now
Speaker 1: do you have Do you have a blender? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: gotta blended, man, I gotta blender. I got a TV,
Speaker 1: I gotta refrigerator. And they all worked. The Twitter works,
Speaker 1: everything work, all right. What I want you to do
Speaker 1: is get this blender and we'll just throw you a
Speaker 1: few cues the eyes of something there and turn that
Speaker 1: thing on for him. Come on, man, we're almost done.
Speaker 1: I got to get to work, man, just work. Women
Speaker 1: was appreciated. Man, this is just the blender. Come on, man, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said, I have to metch the current walking. Man.
Speaker 1: You need to check the nixt house. You don't have
Speaker 1: no problems with no smoothies or nothing in that thing,
Speaker 1: do you, Man? With the world, they got to do anything, man,
Speaker 1: I gotta get to work. Just listen a minute. Minute's
Speaker 1: going too far, come out here or do this because
Speaker 1: I need to get to my job. And I'm under
Speaker 1: saying that I can just call and have people go
Speaker 1: through the damn house playing scavenger and I gotta get
Speaker 1: to work. Okay, now listen, Quincy, one last thing. Are
Speaker 1: you able to shut that breaker? Put that breaker back
Speaker 1: on and then shut off downstairs and then go upstairs
Speaker 1: and check some stuff on me? Shut up? What shut
Speaker 1: off the breaker downstairs? Go ahead and turn I'm not
Speaker 1: shutting off no breaker downstairs. I shut off the water upstairs.
Speaker 1: We didn't turn on every damn thing down here. You
Speaker 1: didn't have me. I got the blender, I didn't turn
Speaker 1: on the microwave to ffridgerate cool man push and told
Speaker 1: us I gotta get to work. Quinsy, I need you
Speaker 1: to lose this attitude you got. I need you get
Speaker 1: somebody down here to do this. No electricity in my
Speaker 1: house work, it worked for you. Call on the longe.
Speaker 1: Thing ain't work. It's not ain't at work because I'm
Speaker 1: here doing this book, play off and all. Get somebody
Speaker 1: in here this work. I don't piss me off and
Speaker 1: make me turn it all the way off well shooting
Speaker 1: all work and when I the back from work, this
Speaker 1: should be on. I got one more thing I need
Speaker 1: to say to you, Queen. It's to be the last thing.
Speaker 1: That's his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got pricked by your sister down still better
Speaker 1: being a witness protection program? Man, ah, let me turn it?
Speaker 1: What man? Hey man, let me ask you something. Man,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land. That's got to be the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. And Tommy, uh you call me again,
Speaker 1: They're gonna be the show used to have Tommy on.
Speaker 1: I went a little too far when I flus that
Speaker 1: tallet we're looking for we're looking for that awkward book
Speaker 1: at Karen in there. We just but thank you for
Speaker 1: that though, because my mom love that was her favorite one.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I love my stupidity. I love it.
Speaker 1: It's so brilliant, brilliant, it's so brilliant. It is a
Speaker 1: lot of people. Do you're the best d at it?
Speaker 1: You're you're the best. I mean, when you're good at something, man,
Speaker 1: I get credit. What credit. Dude, when you're good at something,
Speaker 1: I give credit what credit is due. I think we
Speaker 1: should go down to how dumb this boy? Give me this?
Speaker 1: Give me, give me Scott, you got it? Stupid and sexy,
Speaker 1: I mean that them too. Don't even go together. Tell
Speaker 1: me that all day. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew.
Speaker 1: Next it is the Strawberry Letters, subject my sister can't have.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend will get into it right after this