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Speaker 1: your favorite store. Second date update. We have a woman
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update today and
Speaker 1: her name is Melanie. And this is such a coincidence
Speaker 1: because my mom's best friend's daughter has a hairstylist whose
Speaker 1: youngest niece also knows a Melanie. I know that's not
Speaker 1: how coincidence works. Are you her? Are you her? I'm Melanie,
Speaker 1: but I'm not her. Are you sure? Because I couldn't
Speaker 1: even follow where that Melodie is. Small world, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you small small world. Oh yeah, that is a really
Speaker 1: big one. I'm Melanie. Don't know. So it's Melanie tells
Speaker 1: about the guy you want us to call today. What's
Speaker 1: his name? His name is Jason, And oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, my mom, Wow, Melanie, gonna take a while.
Speaker 1: Melanie tell us about Jason. Well, I met Jason online
Speaker 1: through like a dating site, okay, and I mean he
Speaker 1: was adorable. He had this picture of him on Santa's
Speaker 1: lap as a kid, not as an adult. As a kid,
Speaker 1: I have a picture as an adult on Santa's lap.
Speaker 1: That's not She just called you creepy, just you know it,
Speaker 1: just in that laugh. Continue. That's actually kind of a
Speaker 1: creative thing to do on your dating profile. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean it's a risk to swipe on, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Well a little kid, it's Santa. I don't know, there's that.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was cute. So, um, I spiped
Speaker 1: and we match and everything else. He was career focused,
Speaker 1: he was handsome. So we decided to go out and
Speaker 1: we went out to dinner. Okay, okay, okay, so how
Speaker 1: did dinner go? Well, dinner out great, and um actually
Speaker 1: there's like this older lady who was sitting kind of
Speaker 1: close to us, and she leaned over and was like,
Speaker 1: I hope you don't mind me asking if you're on
Speaker 1: a date. All right, nosy, old lady, get out of
Speaker 1: our business. Gladys. Okay, when I eavesdrop on people, you
Speaker 1: guys call it weird, But when an old lady does it,
Speaker 1: then it's okay. Yeah, it's just what old women do.
Speaker 1: They don't have a whole lot going on. They want
Speaker 1: to figure out where they're at. She's so, what did
Speaker 1: you say back to her? I did tell her we
Speaker 1: were on a date. So then she that we would
Speaker 1: make gorgeous babies together. Oh day, that was quick, all right. Like,
Speaker 1: if you guys want to go into the room over there,
Speaker 1: like I think I saw a handicapped stall, I'll just
Speaker 1: hold down the table for you. Let's make this happen.
Speaker 1: So Granny approves, yes, And the rest of the night
Speaker 1: it went really well. It felt very comfortable, we were laughing,
Speaker 1: we were having a great time. So did anything weird
Speaker 1: happen in your mind during the night? Um? Well? He
Speaker 1: then said he had like a surprise for me. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: and you're still wait, you're still at the restaurant at
Speaker 1: this point when he says it, yeah, we're finishing off
Speaker 1: at the restaurant. So we go out to his car
Speaker 1: and then he opened the trunk. Okay, this is an
Speaker 1: interesting surprise. I saw this episode on twenty twenty. But
Speaker 1: then he pulls out this telescope. A telescope? Yeah, are
Speaker 1: you cool? No, like to look at the stars? You mean? Yes? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 1: not to starve to other people's apartment. So we actually
Speaker 1: go over to this hill near the restaurant, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I just want to show you these consolations because he
Speaker 1: really enjoys looking at the stars and things like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he did that by accident or if
Speaker 1: he always just carries around a telescope for his dates
Speaker 1: just to bust it out at the perfect moment. Who cares.
Speaker 1: It means that he likes you and he wants to
Speaker 1: do something romantic. Yeah, I was wondering why he had
Speaker 1: that in his trunk, but he had said that he
Speaker 1: only brought it out if the date was going to
Speaker 1: go well. Oh, and so he felt like the date
Speaker 1: was going well, and so he wanted to show me
Speaker 1: one of his hobbies. Well, don Melanie, You guys totally
Speaker 1: made out on that hill, didn't you. There was a
Speaker 1: quick kiss for sure. This is also cute. That's why,
Speaker 1: like from the beginning, I'm like, wait, he's perfect for
Speaker 1: online dating, he's perfect on the date he does something romantic.
Speaker 1: We're also jaded that. I'm like, there's got to be
Speaker 1: something wrong. He's gotta be lying about something. In fact,
Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong, is what's wrong. So how did this
Speaker 1: date end? Well? I was honestly ready to go home
Speaker 1: with him that night. I mean, yeah, you are. It
Speaker 1: was so romantic, You're like, I'll show you some Stars
Speaker 1: four style. That old lady with the gorgeous baby idea
Speaker 1: was on the side. Yes, you know what. He actually
Speaker 1: he never offered, and I don't know, so I'm kind
Speaker 1: of torn because he was respectful. He brought me back
Speaker 1: to my house, but there was no kiss, just a
Speaker 1: nice hug. Okay, So how long has it been since
Speaker 1: you were last in touch with him. It's been a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. I've called him a couple of times
Speaker 1: and he's just said he's busy. I mean, it's I
Speaker 1: think it's been about three times he said he's busy.
Speaker 1: Why he's pointing his telescope at someone else's constellation. Oh
Speaker 1: that's what you call that thing. Yeah, well, we're Melanie.
Speaker 1: Hopefully that's not the case. We're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: come back, and we'll call Jason for you and try
Speaker 1: and get you your second date update. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on second date update. If you're just tuning in
Speaker 1: for today's second date update, it's a special one. So
Speaker 1: we're doing it live from the planetarium. Oh no, we're not,
Speaker 1: I was saying, not so loud. There's O'Ryan. There's o'riyan's belt.
Speaker 1: There's O'Ryan. Oh Ryan, put your pants back off or
Speaker 1: take them all? Such a naughty boy. Oh Ryan, that's
Speaker 1: not the constellation I was looking to see. I always
Speaker 1: thought that was a sword. Now I know otherwise, maybe
Speaker 1: it was. Maybe it was. I'm not gonna snap a
Speaker 1: quick pick here. Okay, what were we doing? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, I'm really interested in astronomy. So
Speaker 1: we're on the phone with a girl named Melanie. She
Speaker 1: recently went out with a guy named Jason. They went
Speaker 1: out to dinner, and afterwards, Jason even took her to
Speaker 1: his car where he pulled out a telescope from the
Speaker 1: trunk and gave her a little stargazing session on top
Speaker 1: of a hill. And that's not a euphemism for anything
Speaker 1: that's actually happened. Looked through the telescope and saw constellations
Speaker 1: in the sky. Yeah, it all sounds so romantic, But
Speaker 1: ever since she hasn't been able to get a hold
Speaker 1: of Jason. He just keeps saying that he's busy, Melanie,
Speaker 1: how you feeling going into this call? A little disappointed?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm done dating immature guys, and he just
Speaker 1: didn't really seem like that, you know. I thought he
Speaker 1: was the real deal. And I want a guy who's
Speaker 1: not going to play games, you know, yeah, and who
Speaker 1: has a huge telescope what every woman wants. All right,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call Jason right now. Down the number
Speaker 1: and see if we can get you your second date update. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jason please? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Jason. Hey Jason, My name's young Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You have a moment
Speaker 1: to talk. What's this all about? We do something on
Speaker 1: our show called a second date update. That's where if
Speaker 1: you go out with someone and afterwards they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can reach out to us and we'll
Speaker 1: give that person a call for you to try and
Speaker 1: figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, So why are
Speaker 1: you calling me then? Because you recently went out with
Speaker 1: a girl and her name is Melanie. Oh yeah, Melanie?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? How do you say it like that?
Speaker 1: You guys had such a romantic date. I mean, we
Speaker 1: just had dinner, you know, and there might have been
Speaker 1: some positive vibes. There's some weird old ladies said we'd
Speaker 1: make good kids together or something. Yeah, that's a good sign. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's also a good sign that you pulled out your
Speaker 1: telescope and showed her. Oh okay, so then she told
Speaker 1: you all about the date. I guess yeah, she said
Speaker 1: that even when you were getting the telescope out, You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I brought this, and I figured if the date was
Speaker 1: going really well, I would take you out and show
Speaker 1: you where the stars are. Yeah. So at that point
Speaker 1: I was feeling pretty good about the possibilities. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: you know, we're to look at the constellations, and I
Speaker 1: point out being this and I mentioned, you know how
Speaker 1: it's like a kind of synogamous with you know, fertility.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well did you ask what her cycle is
Speaker 1: when when she's real primed up? I mean, that's kind
Speaker 1: of awkward to say a little bit. I mean that
Speaker 1: was the only constellation I talked about. I mentioned all
Speaker 1: of the other constellations and what her names were. That
Speaker 1: was just kind of the one, you know, that seemed
Speaker 1: to have an impact on her in a weird way. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I could see from a women's standpoint, anytime
Speaker 1: a guy brings up fertility, it's kind of like saying,
Speaker 1: you got nice burthen hips. What's wrong with that? It's
Speaker 1: just that first date material. Jeffrey, okayiment, is that what
Speaker 1: you mean? Is that what made her uncomfortable? Maybe? No,
Speaker 1: it was actually quite the opposite. She kind of let
Speaker 1: her guard down and became like super comfortable all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, and kind of revealed this scheme that she
Speaker 1: had going that kind of rubbed me wrong. Scheme. Anytime
Speaker 1: you put a scheme on anything, it's not gonna be good.
Speaker 1: What did you talk about? Well, she mentions how she
Speaker 1: feels like she's getting old and she's already twenty four,
Speaker 1: and that, you know, she needs to have three kids
Speaker 1: by twenty eight. What There's so many things wrong with
Speaker 1: that sentence, the first being old at twenty four. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I thought the whole thing really scared the
Speaker 1: crap out of me. I wasn't really focused too much
Speaker 1: on the age, just the four year timeline that she's
Speaker 1: expecting to spit out three kids. And I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of like, whoa, you know, I'm just kind of cruising
Speaker 1: through the first date here. You know, I'm not even
Speaker 1: sure our name sound good together yet I could totally
Speaker 1: understand why you wouldn't call her back. That would freak
Speaker 1: me out. Okay, so you're just afraid that she wants
Speaker 1: to have babies with you immediately? Pretty much? I mean,
Speaker 1: it feels like she's just ready to get this baby
Speaker 1: factory going, and I'm just I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: ready for that. I mean, it sounds like a lot
Speaker 1: of uncomfortable conversations on your date, But I feel like
Speaker 1: you could also be jumping to conclusions. Maybe she was
Speaker 1: just talking about bigger life picture ideas right, not necessarily
Speaker 1: that she wanted you to put a baby up in it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She seemed to have a pretty strict timeline. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get to the bottom of it right now, because
Speaker 1: the baby factory is on the other line listening. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're allowed to say that. I didn't say it.
Speaker 1: He said it. He called it the baby factor. Melanie's
Speaker 1: been on the phone this whole time and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. You're not serious, are you? I am? Melanie?
Speaker 1: You there? Yes, this is so awkward. I'm sorry. You know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were there. I was just telling
Speaker 1: it's kind of like how I but Jason, I'm really
Speaker 1: unhappy right now because I thought you were more mature
Speaker 1: than how you're sounding on the phone. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: just because I said that I wanted to have kids
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I want to have them with you. We're
Speaker 1: gonna have to have them somewhere, you know. And Melanie,
Speaker 1: you have to understand that's pretty intense first date conversation.
Speaker 1: It kind of just felt like the natural time of
Speaker 1: stay it. I mean, he was talking about fertility, and
Speaker 1: then the older lady was talking about how we would
Speaker 1: have gorgeous kids. So it's I mean, they had already
Speaker 1: come up, so I thought it wouldn't hurt to bring
Speaker 1: it up. I mean I could understand that that seems understandable.
Speaker 1: I mean the stars were like literally aligning for you
Speaker 1: guys to have kids together. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean I think y'all are making this
Speaker 1: to be like some weird Disney film. It was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, the casual date, you know, and next thing
Speaker 1: I know, I'm being forced to sign a four year contract.
Speaker 1: Now you're out of control. Yeah. I agree. Well that's
Speaker 1: the thing, Melan, you have to understand about guys. We're stupid.
Speaker 1: So if you say you know, I want to have
Speaker 1: baby soon, we just automatically assume you're talking about having
Speaker 1: them with us. Yeah, totally, that's self involved. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's but that's how men are. We just
Speaker 1: think that you're always talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she had the old lady's approval, so I felt like
Speaker 1: she was jump right into it. Jason, I mean, you
Speaker 1: don't even know what it's like to be me. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be like an older mom in
Speaker 1: my thirties going to elementary schools and being the dinosaur mom.
Speaker 1: I Melanie Mello. Your twenties is supposed to be spent dating,
Speaker 1: figuring out who you are, partying, getting it all out
Speaker 1: of your system. I mean, it's great if you want
Speaker 1: to have babies, but there's no rush. Here's twenty four
Speaker 1: as the dinosaur in the room. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: make this personal to you. I mean, it's just how
Speaker 1: I feel. And Jason, I just I mean that night
Speaker 1: I saw it in your eyes, I think you'd be
Speaker 1: a great dad. Oh my God, Jason, what do you
Speaker 1: think you're ready to put on the daddy vans? Is
Speaker 1: there a lot of reponsibility if I'm still like enjoying
Speaker 1: my life. Well, you'll have at least nine months for
Speaker 1: the baby to grow, to get used to it all. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Melanie's not trying to get pregnant immediately. She's just trying
Speaker 1: to let you know what he so, you wouldn't mind
Speaker 1: really soon? So okay, oh my god, not immediately, but soon,
Speaker 1: sooner than sooner, sooner than ser So. Maybe Jason was right.
Speaker 1: He wasn't blowing it out of proportion. Not now, like
Speaker 1: ten minutes from me. Yeah, yeah, you guys see what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I mean, it's just a lot to take in.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, a few hours of knowing this person,
Speaker 1: and you know she's already naming our kids off in
Speaker 1: her mind. You know, I haven't named all of them
Speaker 1: just too, you know, just a kidding. It seems like
Speaker 1: a little bit of babyham Oh my god. Okay, at
Speaker 1: least she's making light of the situation. That's that's good, Melanie.
Speaker 1: So that was my plan, and I just I wanted
Speaker 1: to share it with you, Jason, and I would like
Speaker 1: to see you again if you're out for it, all right,
Speaker 1: that's a good offer. So with that in mind, Jason,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Melanie one more time?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. At least she's being honest
Speaker 1: with where she's at in life. You can give her that. Ah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's what she's into, and you know she's
Speaker 1: being honest, and I guess I'm gonna to be honest too.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just I'm not ready to get into
Speaker 1: that right now. I just think it'd be a big
Speaker 1: waste of time. I'm sorry, Melanie, looks like we can't
Speaker 1: convince Jason to give you another shot. Okay, Well, I mean, Jason,
Speaker 1: if you have any friends who are mature enough to
Speaker 1: settle down and don't playing games, I mean, you can
Speaker 1: send them my way. You know, I actually do know
Speaker 1: some guys are a little older that, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: you can get along with really great. You know, they've
Speaker 1: got telescopes too. Well, I'm not interested like dinosaur men.
Speaker 1: So if they're not too old, I mean, you can
Speaker 1: let me know. Okay, So, I mean this is kind
Speaker 1: of successful. Jason's going to hook up Melanie with one
Speaker 1: of his mature friends and Melanie. I would like you
Speaker 1: to name that third child after the morning show. Please,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll think about it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the
Speaker 1: Morning