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<v Speaker 1>on the phone for a second date update today and

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<v Speaker 1>her name is Melanie. And this is such a coincidence

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<v Speaker 1>because my mom's best friend's daughter has a hairstylist whose

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<v Speaker 1>youngest niece also knows a Melanie. I know that's not

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<v Speaker 1>how coincidence works. Are you her? Are you her? I'm Melanie,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not her. Are you sure? Because I couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>even follow where that Melodie is. Small world, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you small small world. Oh yeah, that is a really

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<v Speaker 1>big one. I'm Melanie. Don't know. So it's Melanie tells

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<v Speaker 1>about the guy you want us to call today. What's

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<v Speaker 1>his name? His name is Jason, And oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, yeah, my mom, Wow, Melanie, gonna take a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Melanie tell us about Jason. Well, I met Jason online

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<v Speaker 1>through like a dating site, okay, and I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>was adorable. He had this picture of him on Santa's

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<v Speaker 1>lap as a kid, not as an adult. As a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a picture as an adult on Santa's lap.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not She just called you creepy, just you know it,

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<v Speaker 1>just in that laugh. Continue. That's actually kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>creative thing to do on your dating profile. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it's a risk to swipe on, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Well a little kid, it's Santa. I don't know, there's that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was cute. So, um, I spiped

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<v Speaker 1>and we match and everything else. He was career focused,

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<v Speaker 1>he was handsome. So we decided to go out and

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<v Speaker 1>we went out to dinner. Okay, okay, okay, so how

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<v Speaker 1>did dinner go? Well, dinner out great, and um actually

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<v Speaker 1>there's like this older lady who was sitting kind of

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<v Speaker 1>close to us, and she leaned over and was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you don't mind me asking if you're on

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<v Speaker 1>a date. All right, nosy, old lady, get out of

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<v Speaker 1>our business. Gladys. Okay, when I eavesdrop on people, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys call it weird, But when an old lady does it,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's okay. Yeah, it's just what old women do.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have a whole lot going on. They want

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out where they're at. She's so, what did

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<v Speaker 1>you say back to her? I did tell her we

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<v Speaker 1>were on a date. So then she that we would

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<v Speaker 1>make gorgeous babies together. Oh day, that was quick, all right. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you guys want to go into the room over there,

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<v Speaker 1>like I think I saw a handicapped stall, I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>hold down the table for you. Let's make this happen.

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<v Speaker 1>So Granny approves, yes, And the rest of the night

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<v Speaker 1>it went really well. It felt very comfortable, we were laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>we were having a great time. So did anything weird

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<v Speaker 1>happen in your mind during the night? Um? Well? He

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<v Speaker 1>then said he had like a surprise for me. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're still wait, you're still at the restaurant at

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<v Speaker 1>this point when he says it, yeah, we're finishing off

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<v Speaker 1>at the restaurant. So we go out to his car

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<v Speaker 1>and then he opened the trunk. Okay, this is an

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<v Speaker 1>interesting surprise. I saw this episode on twenty twenty. But

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<v Speaker 1>then he pulls out this telescope. A telescope? Yeah, are

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<v Speaker 1>you cool? No, like to look at the stars? You mean? Yes? Oh? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>not to starve to other people's apartment. So we actually

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<v Speaker 1>go over to this hill near the restaurant, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to show you these consolations because he

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoys looking at the stars and things like that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if he did that by accident or if

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<v Speaker 1>he always just carries around a telescope for his dates

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<v Speaker 1>just to bust it out at the perfect moment. Who cares.

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<v Speaker 1>It means that he likes you and he wants to

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<v Speaker 1>do something romantic. Yeah, I was wondering why he had

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<v Speaker 1>that in his trunk, but he had said that he

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<v Speaker 1>only brought it out if the date was going to

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<v Speaker 1>go well. Oh, and so he felt like the date

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<v Speaker 1>was going well, and so he wanted to show me

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<v Speaker 1>one of his hobbies. Well, don Melanie, You guys totally

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<v Speaker 1>made out on that hill, didn't you. There was a

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<v Speaker 1>quick kiss for sure. This is also cute. That's why,

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<v Speaker 1>like from the beginning, I'm like, wait, he's perfect for

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<v Speaker 1>online dating, he's perfect on the date he does something romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>We're also jaded that. I'm like, there's got to be

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<v Speaker 1>something wrong. He's gotta be lying about something. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing wrong, is what's wrong. So how did this

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<v Speaker 1>date end? Well? I was honestly ready to go home

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<v Speaker 1>with him that night. I mean, yeah, you are. It

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<v Speaker 1>was so romantic, You're like, I'll show you some Stars

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<v Speaker 1>four style. That old lady with the gorgeous baby idea

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<v Speaker 1>was on the side. Yes, you know what. He actually

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<v Speaker 1>he never offered, and I don't know, so I'm kind

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<v Speaker 1>of torn because he was respectful. He brought me back

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<v Speaker 1>to my house, but there was no kiss, just a

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<v Speaker 1>nice hug. Okay, So how long has it been since

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<v Speaker 1>you were last in touch with him. It's been a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of weeks. I've called him a couple of times

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<v Speaker 1>and he's just said he's busy. I mean, it's I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's been about three times he said he's busy.

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<v Speaker 1>Why he's pointing his telescope at someone else's constellation. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you call that thing. Yeah, well, we're Melanie.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully that's not the case. We're gonna play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, and we'll call Jason for you and try

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<v Speaker 1>and get you your second date update. Okay, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on second date update. If you're just tuning in

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<v Speaker 1>for today's second date update, it's a special one. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing it live from the planetarium. Oh no, we're not,

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying, not so loud. There's O'Ryan. There's o'riyan's belt.

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<v Speaker 1>There's O'Ryan. Oh Ryan, put your pants back off or

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<v Speaker 1>take them all? Such a naughty boy. Oh Ryan, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not the constellation I was looking to see. I always

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was a sword. Now I know otherwise, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Maybe it was. I'm not gonna snap a

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<v Speaker 1>quick pick here. Okay, what were we doing? I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>All of a sudden, I'm really interested in astronomy. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're on the phone with a girl named Melanie. She

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<v Speaker 1>recently went out with a guy named Jason. They went

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<v Speaker 1>out to dinner, and afterwards, Jason even took her to

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<v Speaker 1>his car where he pulled out a telescope from the

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<v Speaker 1>trunk and gave her a little stargazing session on top

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<v Speaker 1>of a hill. And that's not a euphemism for anything

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually happened. Looked through the telescope and saw constellations

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<v Speaker 1>in the sky. Yeah, it all sounds so romantic, But

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<v Speaker 1>ever since she hasn't been able to get a hold

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<v Speaker 1>of Jason. He just keeps saying that he's busy, Melanie,

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<v Speaker 1>how you feeling going into this call? A little disappointed?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm done dating immature guys, and he just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really seem like that, you know. I thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was the real deal. And I want a guy who's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to play games, you know, yeah, and who

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<v Speaker 1>has a huge telescope what every woman wants. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna call Jason right now. Down the number

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<v Speaker 1>and see if we can get you your second date update. Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jason please? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is Jason. Hey Jason, My name's young Jeffrey from

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You have a moment

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<v Speaker 1>to talk. What's this all about? We do something on

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<v Speaker 1>our show called a second date update. That's where if

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<v Speaker 1>you go out with someone and afterwards they're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back, you can reach out to us and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>give that person a call for you to try and

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<v Speaker 1>figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, So why are

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me then? Because you recently went out with

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<v Speaker 1>a girl and her name is Melanie. Oh yeah, Melanie?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? How do you say it like that?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys had such a romantic date. I mean, we

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<v Speaker 1>just had dinner, you know, and there might have been

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<v Speaker 1>some positive vibes. There's some weird old ladies said we'd

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<v Speaker 1>make good kids together or something. Yeah, that's a good sign. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also a good sign that you pulled out your

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<v Speaker 1>telescope and showed her. Oh okay, so then she told

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<v Speaker 1>you all about the date. I guess yeah, she said

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<v Speaker 1>that even when you were getting the telescope out, You're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I brought this, and I figured if the date was

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<v Speaker 1>going really well, I would take you out and show

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<v Speaker 1>you where the stars are. Yeah. So at that point

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<v Speaker 1>I was feeling pretty good about the possibilities. Yeah. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're to look at the constellations, and I

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<v Speaker 1>point out being this and I mentioned, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a kind of synogamous with you know, fertility.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well did you ask what her cycle is

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<v Speaker 1>when when she's real primed up? I mean, that's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of awkward to say a little bit. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>was the only constellation I talked about. I mentioned all

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<v Speaker 1>of the other constellations and what her names were. That

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<v Speaker 1>was just kind of the one, you know, that seemed

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<v Speaker 1>to have an impact on her in a weird way. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I could see from a women's standpoint, anytime

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<v Speaker 1>a guy brings up fertility, it's kind of like saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you got nice burthen hips. What's wrong with that? It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that first date material. Jeffrey, okayiment, is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you mean? Is that what made her uncomfortable? Maybe? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it was actually quite the opposite. She kind of let

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<v Speaker 1>her guard down and became like super comfortable all of

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<v Speaker 1>a sudden, and kind of revealed this scheme that she

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<v Speaker 1>had going that kind of rubbed me wrong. Scheme. Anytime

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<v Speaker 1>you put a scheme on anything, it's not gonna be good.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you talk about? Well, she mentions how she

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<v Speaker 1>feels like she's getting old and she's already twenty four,

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<v Speaker 1>and that, you know, she needs to have three kids

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<v Speaker 1>by twenty eight. What There's so many things wrong with

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<v Speaker 1>that sentence, the first being old at twenty four. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I thought the whole thing really scared the

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<v Speaker 1>crap out of me. I wasn't really focused too much

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<v Speaker 1>on the age, just the four year timeline that she's

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<v Speaker 1>expecting to spit out three kids. And I'm just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, whoa, you know, I'm just kind of cruising

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<v Speaker 1>through the first date here. You know, I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>sure our name sound good together yet I could totally

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<v Speaker 1>understand why you wouldn't call her back. That would freak

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<v Speaker 1>me out. Okay, so you're just afraid that she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to have babies with you immediately? Pretty much? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like she's just ready to get this baby

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<v Speaker 1>factory going, and I'm just I don't know if I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ready for that. I mean, it sounds like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of uncomfortable conversations on your date, But I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you could also be jumping to conclusions. Maybe she was

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<v Speaker 1>just talking about bigger life picture ideas right, not necessarily

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<v Speaker 1>that she wanted you to put a baby up in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. She seemed to have a pretty strict timeline. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get to the bottom of it right now, because

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<v Speaker 1>the baby factory is on the other line listening. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you're allowed to say that. I didn't say it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said it. He called it the baby factor. Melanie's

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<v Speaker 1>been on the phone this whole time and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. You're not serious, are you? I am? Melanie?

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<v Speaker 1>You there? Yes, this is so awkward. I'm sorry. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you were there. I was just telling

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like how I but Jason, I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>unhappy right now because I thought you were more mature

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<v Speaker 1>than how you're sounding on the phone. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 1>just because I said that I wanted to have kids

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean I want to have them with you. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to have them somewhere, you know. And Melanie,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to understand that's pretty intense first date conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>It kind of just felt like the natural time of

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<v Speaker 1>stay it. I mean, he was talking about fertility, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the older lady was talking about how we would

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<v Speaker 1>have gorgeous kids. So it's I mean, they had already

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<v Speaker 1>come up, so I thought it wouldn't hurt to bring

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<v Speaker 1>it up. I mean I could understand that that seems understandable.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean the stars were like literally aligning for you

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<v Speaker 1>guys to have kids together. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. I mean I think y'all are making this

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<v Speaker 1>to be like some weird Disney film. It was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the casual date, you know, and next thing

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm being forced to sign a four year contract.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're out of control. Yeah. I agree. Well that's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing, Melan, you have to understand about guys. We're stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you say you know, I want to have

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<v Speaker 1>baby soon, we just automatically assume you're talking about having

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<v Speaker 1>them with us. Yeah, totally, that's self involved. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that's but that's how men are. We just

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<v Speaker 1>think that you're always talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>she had the old lady's approval, so I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>she was jump right into it. Jason, I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know what it's like to be me. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be like an older mom in

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<v Speaker 1>my thirties going to elementary schools and being the dinosaur mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I Melanie Mello. Your twenties is supposed to be spent dating,

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<v Speaker 1>figuring out who you are, partying, getting it all out

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<v Speaker 1>of your system. I mean, it's great if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to have babies, but there's no rush. Here's twenty four

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<v Speaker 1>as the dinosaur in the room. I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make this personal to you. I mean, it's just how

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<v Speaker 1>I feel. And Jason, I just I mean that night

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<v Speaker 1>I saw it in your eyes, I think you'd be

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<v Speaker 1>a great dad. Oh my God, Jason, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you're ready to put on the daddy vans? Is

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<v Speaker 1>there a lot of reponsibility if I'm still like enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>my life. Well, you'll have at least nine months for

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<v Speaker 1>the baby to grow, to get used to it all. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>Melanie's not trying to get pregnant immediately. She's just trying

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<v Speaker 1>to let you know what he so, you wouldn't mind

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<v Speaker 1>really soon? So okay, oh my god, not immediately, but soon,

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<v Speaker 1>sooner than sooner, sooner than ser So. Maybe Jason was right.

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<v Speaker 1>He wasn't blowing it out of proportion. Not now, like

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes from me. Yeah, yeah, you guys see what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. I mean, it's just a lot to take in.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, a few hours of knowing this person,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know she's already naming our kids off in

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<v Speaker 1>her mind. You know, I haven't named all of them

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<v Speaker 1>just too, you know, just a kidding. It seems like

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of babyham Oh my god. Okay, at

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<v Speaker 1>least she's making light of the situation. That's that's good, Melanie.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was my plan, and I just I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to share it with you, Jason, and I would like

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<v Speaker 1>to see you again if you're out for it, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good offer. So with that in mind, Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Melanie one more time?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. At least she's being honest

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<v Speaker 1>with where she's at in life. You can give her that. Ah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's what she's into, and you know she's

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<v Speaker 1>being honest, and I guess I'm gonna to be honest too.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I just I'm not ready to get into

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<v Speaker 1>that right now. I just think it'd be a big

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<v Speaker 1>waste of time. I'm sorry, Melanie, looks like we can't

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<v Speaker 1>convince Jason to give you another shot. Okay, Well, I mean, Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have any friends who are mature enough to

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<v Speaker 1>settle down and don't playing games, I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 1>send them my way. You know, I actually do know

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<v Speaker 1>some guys are a little older that, you know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you can get along with really great. You know, they've

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<v Speaker 1>got telescopes too. Well, I'm not interested like dinosaur men.

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<v Speaker 1>So if they're not too old, I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 1>let me know. Okay, So, I mean this is kind

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<v Speaker 1>of successful. Jason's going to hook up Melanie with one

0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:50.000
<v Speaker 1>of his mature friends and Melanie. I would like you

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<v Speaker 1>to name that third child after the morning show. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll think about it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning