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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second date update today and

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Speaker 1: her name is Melanie. And this is such a coincidence

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Speaker 1: because my mom's best friend's daughter has a hairstylist whose

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Speaker 1: youngest niece also knows a Melanie. I know that's not

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Speaker 1: how coincidence works. Are you her? Are you her? I'm Melanie,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not her. Are you sure? Because I couldn't

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Speaker 1: even follow where that Melodie is. Small world, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you small small world. Oh yeah, that is a really

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Speaker 1: big one. I'm Melanie. Don't know. So it's Melanie tells

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Speaker 1: about the guy you want us to call today. What's

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Speaker 1: his name? His name is Jason, And oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, my mom, Wow, Melanie, gonna take a while.

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Speaker 1: Melanie tell us about Jason. Well, I met Jason online

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Speaker 1: through like a dating site, okay, and I mean he

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Speaker 1: I have a picture as an adult on Santa's lap.

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Speaker 1: That's not She just called you creepy, just you know it,

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Speaker 1: just in that laugh. Continue. That's actually kind of a

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Speaker 1: creative thing to do on your dating profile. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's a risk to swipe on, that's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Well a little kid, it's Santa. I don't know, there's that.

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Speaker 1: we went out to dinner. Okay, okay, okay, so how

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Speaker 1: did dinner go? Well, dinner out great, and um actually

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Speaker 1: They don't have a whole lot going on. They want

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Speaker 1: were on a date. So then she that we would

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Speaker 1: make gorgeous babies together. Oh day, that was quick, all right. Like,

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Speaker 1: then said he had like a surprise for me. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: and you're still wait, you're still at the restaurant at

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Speaker 1: and then he opened the trunk. Okay, this is an

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Speaker 1: interesting surprise. I saw this episode on twenty twenty. But

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Speaker 1: then he pulls out this telescope. A telescope? Yeah, are

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Speaker 1: you cool? No, like to look at the stars? You mean? Yes? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Why he's pointing his telescope at someone else's constellation. Oh

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Speaker 1: for today's second date update, it's a special one. So

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Speaker 1: we're doing it live from the planetarium. Oh no, we're not,

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Speaker 1: I was saying, not so loud. There's O'Ryan. There's o'riyan's belt.

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Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jason please? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is Jason. Hey Jason, My name's young Jeffrey from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You have a moment

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Speaker 1: figure out the reason why. Okay, okay, So why are

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? How do you say it like that?

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Speaker 1: You guys had such a romantic date. I mean, we

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Speaker 1: talk to you. You're not serious, are you? I am? Melanie?

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