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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping you eat on the

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Speaker 1: go with new soup shoes, the sweat from your own

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Speaker 1: body phaps keep it warm as you move. The best

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Speaker 1: part of going on walks is tomato soup in your cross.

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Speaker 2: Instead of socks.

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories this segment where we read weird news stories

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Speaker 1: fround the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser. Those other matsaba maagellans just don't. This

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Speaker 1: first laser story is out of Missouri. A fifty one

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Speaker 1: year old woman named Jackie Taylor went to Starbucks with

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Speaker 1: a coworker back in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a long time ago, came he'll remember.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's because when it came time to pay, the

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Speaker 1: coworker told Jackie he had left his wallet back at

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Speaker 1: his desk, so she covered him back him.

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Speaker 2: Down with the app. Well, back in twenty nineteen, we're

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Speaker 2: even doing that.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It's just being a good friend, too, is your coworker.

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Speaker 1: So weeks and months went by, but Jackie's coworker never

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Speaker 1: paid her back the seven dollars, and then during COVID,

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Speaker 1: the company they both worked for, shut down.

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Speaker 2: So she lost her Starbucks money.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not just that.

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Speaker 1: Both of them lost their jobs and went on to

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Speaker 1: find others, and for years neither Jackie nor her coworker

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Speaker 1: cross paths until the other night, when Jackie randomly showed

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Speaker 1: up at his house demanding her seven bucks back.

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Speaker 2: This is going to be me asking for just lunch

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Speaker 2: money in twenty.

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Speaker 4: Years finding me?

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Speaker 1: They argued, and she left, but Jackie returned a few

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Speaker 1: minutes later with a can of gasoline.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, oh, my god, and the gas is more

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Speaker 4: than a seven.

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Speaker 3: Dollars seriously, she poured it on the front door, ignited it,

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Speaker 3: and sped off on a bicycle. Oh thankfully somebody noticed

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Speaker 3: the fire and was able to extinguish it before the

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Speaker 3: authorities arrived. And now how Jackie is facing a slew

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Speaker 3: of charges, including first and second degree arson, malicious burning,

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Speaker 3: reckless endangerment, and destruction of property all over a forgotten

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Speaker 3: seven dollars Starbucks order.

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Speaker 2: But I hear they got free coffee in jail.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, I think they brewed toilet coffee.

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Speaker 2: Ye that's too bad, hardcore and really, I'm never going

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Speaker 2: to go to jail.

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Speaker 4: Were you planning on it?

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Speaker 1: That changed her mind? His next laser story is out

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Speaker 1: of Los Angeles. Forty three year old woman named Tricia

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Speaker 1: Fank was visiting a local hospital to bring flowers for

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Speaker 1: a sick friend, and she didn't stay long, only about

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes. A few days later, she got a

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Speaker 1: bill in the mail that included a copy of her

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Speaker 1: parking receipts. Oh my god, the garage management company was

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Speaker 1: charging her eight thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They claimed her Prius had been parked there for three years. Oh,

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Speaker 1: which was.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure she didn't fight it and just totally paid it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was ridiculous to Tricia, but didn't matter. Initially,

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Speaker 1: the parking company said they didn't believe her.

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Speaker 4: Oooh you suck.

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Speaker 1: So after a month long investigation, management finally came back

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Speaker 1: and said the charge should never have happened. The hospital

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Speaker 1: also apologized for the situation. They attributed the air to

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Speaker 1: a computer glitch.

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Speaker 4: I was gonna say it had to be hours years.

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Speaker 1: They said they're in the process of crediting the charge

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Speaker 1: back for Tricia and that should only take two to

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Speaker 1: four weeks.

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Speaker 4: Like, by the way, the three hours was still a thousand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sorry your friends.

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Speaker 4: Well, Tricia's happy to get her money back. I mean eventually.

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Speaker 1: She told reporters it should not have taken so much

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Speaker 1: effort for them to fix this small problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Apparently two different people that work there told her things

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Speaker 1: like this happens a lot.

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Speaker 4: Actually, ok and the.

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Speaker 1: Company plans to finally replaced the parking machine in two

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Speaker 1: to four centuries.

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Speaker 4: They're on it.

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Speaker 2: It happens a lot.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they are banking on one person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, exactly.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Food News. This

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Speaker 1: might sound like barf City, but maybe not. Hines and

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Speaker 1: Smoothie King just debuted something called a Ketchup smoothie.

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Speaker 4: Here's a photo of it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's got the Hinds label on the copyment.

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Speaker 1: Like multiple reports are saying it's actually pretty good.

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Speaker 2: It says Tomato ketchup Smoothie.

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Speaker 1: They announced it after Smoothie King teased it earlier this

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Speaker 1: week with a post that said, if tomatoes are a fruit,

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Speaker 1: is ketchup a smoothie?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: No, if you're wondering about the texture of this, because

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you all are, it's not just ketchup

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Speaker 1: because that would be gross.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you the Hinds.

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Speaker 1: Tomato Ketchup Smoothie includes strawberries, raspberries, apple juice, Asai sorbet,

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Speaker 1: and of course Heines's signature ketchup.

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Speaker 4: Just leave the.

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Speaker 1: Ketchup out and that sounds like an amazing smooth It's

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Speaker 1: like a little little sprits for flavor ketchup to it.

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Speaker 2: Oh you just take a packet and.

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Speaker 4: Gloss on top.

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Speaker 1: A writer for People magazine described it as quote sweet

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Speaker 1: and tangy, and said they weren't sure whether to drink

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Speaker 1: it or dip their chicken nuggets in it. It's available

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Speaker 1: for a limited time at a bunch of Smoothie King locations,

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Speaker 1: but only in six major markets across the US.

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Speaker 2: Oh shucks, Atlanta.

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Speaker 1: Chicago, Denver, Miami, Fort Lauderdale, and New York.

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Speaker 4: Oh you're jones in for a ketchup Smoothie had been

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Speaker 4: one of those cities.

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Speaker 2: Pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, next show is out of the bedding world. Apparently

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Speaker 1: Vegas thinks jay Z is the odds on fab to

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Speaker 1: headline the twenty twenty six Super Bowl halftime show.

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Speaker 2: Oh se has he never done it? I don't know

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Speaker 2: if he has, just be I mean Beyonce's super Bowl

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Speaker 2: show like iconic.

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Speaker 4: He's been around forever, he must have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but out of almost two dozen possibilities, odds makers

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Speaker 1: say he has a twenty eight percent chance of getting

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Speaker 1: the gig. Post Malone is next at twenty five percent.

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Speaker 1: She's using a new country and hip hop and then

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Speaker 1: everyone will be happy, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sure that's how it works. Yeah, we have a

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Speaker 2: lot of middle ground in this country, so it works.

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Speaker 4: Miley Cyrus is next at twenty three percent.

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Speaker 2: Thought she's never performing big again anyways. Yeah, what Lady gagays,

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Speaker 2: Lady Gaga done it.

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Speaker 4: She has done it.

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Speaker 1: She did it. She did like the spider thing from

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Speaker 1: the ceiling where she repelled down from the roof.

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Speaker 4: No, woman never stopped.

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Speaker 2: She's always performing, always touring.

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Speaker 1: Then Bad Bunny at fourteen percent and Metallica at thirteen percent.

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Speaker 4: It would be cool for the older little flowback.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Burther down the list from Morgan Wallen, du A, Leipa,

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Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, Drake and the Foo Fighters.

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Speaker 3: Drake the year after Kendrick, he wishes sadly weird al

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Speaker 3: Yankovic is nowhere to be found.

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Speaker 1: Come on, people, we all know weird Awl's gotta happen.

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Speaker 1: Al's not getting any younger. Just to ask his biggest fan. Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is the sound of him moonwalking around his terrarium

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Speaker 1: in a Michael Jackson knockoff Red Leather Jackson and it

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Speaker 1: only takes him four hours to go around one time.

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Speaker 1: But that's commitment, and that sound means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Monday

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.