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Speaker 1: don't know y'all all looking back to back down, giving

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Speaker 1: me true good Steve hard to stay, I don't join Jo.

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Speaker 1: good morning everybody you are listening to the VARs, come on,

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Speaker 1: dig me out run it. Only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Got a radio show because God in the blessing. Business.

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Speaker 1: Got a radio show because God is in a forgiving business.

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Speaker 1: Got a radio show because God to let you turn

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Speaker 1: your life around. Business. Got a radio show because God

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Speaker 1: no better than you know. Yeah, Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Didn't see it coming, but he did. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's it's important that we get our lives together. I

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Speaker 1: mean it really really is. You know, to hear after

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Speaker 1: hopefully for the majority of us, that's quite a way

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Speaker 1: He's off. So what about how you living today. How

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Speaker 1: about now? You know often talk to you talk talk

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Speaker 1: in the morning about your relationship with God that can

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Speaker 1: never change. That is at the forefront and the best

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Speaker 1: thought process that I can give you. And I know

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Speaker 1: who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking to

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Speaker 1: a lot of people, man, who out there just not sure.

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Speaker 1: And I'm talking to a lot of people out there

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Speaker 1: man that's trying to pull it together. In other words,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm talking to a lot of people like myself.

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Speaker 1: There is a principle of success that is out there

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Speaker 1: that if more people understood one of the bait. This

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Speaker 1: is just one of one of the basic principles of success,

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Speaker 1: you would have more success in your life. And that

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Speaker 1: principle is this, the more people you help become successful,

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Speaker 1: the more successful you become. Well, the more people you

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Speaker 1: help become successful, the more successful you become. Because you

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Speaker 1: are a practicing helping your and as you do onto

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Speaker 1: others than is done unto you. You know, you you

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Speaker 1: build relationships. When you do that, people forget in success,

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Speaker 1: that has to be relationships. There is no one person

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Speaker 1: in this world who is just successful all on their own.

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Speaker 1: You are successful, and successful people form relationships and you've

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Speaker 1: these relationships. They don't just happen. You don't just get

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Speaker 1: cool with people just cause you cool. No, you've got

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Speaker 1: I just speak like that. This is an important principle

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Speaker 1: become successful, the more successful you become. You cannot look.

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Speaker 1: You have to say to people, hey, look, I've done that.

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Speaker 1: You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody,

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Speaker 1: give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it.

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Speaker 1: Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you

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Speaker 1: right now. You have no idea how significant you are

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Speaker 1: He was twenty seven years old, and he was amazingly

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Speaker 1: it takes money to make it happen. I gotta give

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Speaker 1: See this young brother right here, he could come back

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Speaker 1: he has a skill set that I don't have. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I might be old, mister Steve Harvey, but hey, guess what,

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Speaker 1: And Heid went off and educated himself. And just a

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Speaker 1: word of encouragement from somebody like yourself can make all

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Speaker 1: of God that you do that. That ain't Steve Harvey talking.

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Speaker 1: If you read your Bible. Somebody got a Bible verse

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen. It is here to Steve Harvey, Marty Show

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Speaker 1: another who does that call it and another gallt DJ

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Speaker 1: callib and another one Yes, and another. Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: we are here blessed in highly favor. The show is

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Speaker 1: about to begin with Shirley Strawberry, Colin for Rel Junior,

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Speaker 1: Kills Spates and nephew Tommy Junior. What's on your mind?

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Speaker 1: after sixty five? I just want to know, now, what

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Speaker 1: Haters are at the top of the list. If you

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Speaker 1: wearing more other quotes, where are your suits? I want

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Speaker 1: it's all right, all right. Coming up at thirty two

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Speaker 1: Tommy's run that prank back right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to Charles. I'm looking for Charles. Yeah. This Charlotte.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: is you punishment? See you grounding her, you taking her iPhone?

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Speaker 1: You're doing stuff like that. Ain't nobody whooped her ass

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Speaker 1: you know, Wait till your child grew up and start

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Speaker 1: suckle punching you. How about that you hit his nerves? Yeah,

423
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: so you know y'all do it anyway y'all want to.

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Speaker 1: But don't call Uncle Stephen. Ask Steve nothing about child

425
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Speaker 1: real if you don't want to hear about ass whoops,

426
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,919
Speaker 1: because that's all I got. Don't call me no more

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Speaker 1: damn called the Rica smiles, show up, Call somebody that's

428
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Speaker 1: you know, doing this new method. I don't have that.

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Speaker 1: Don't call me. Ask me nothing about child real if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to hear about these ass whoopens, That's

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Speaker 1: all I got for you. Now you call you old fashioned,

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Speaker 1: I'm old bye. But on the breakfast birthday one day.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Anonymous in Saint Louis, Anonymous, right, I

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Speaker 1: work at a rental car place and I've just been promoted.

435
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Speaker 1: Before I got promoted, I was messing with a fine

436
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Speaker 1: young lady that worked with me. We used to go

437
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: to the back of the garage and have sex in

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Speaker 1: any available suv. Now that I'm a leader in the company,

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00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: I can't mess this up. I want to climb on

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Speaker 1: that back seat with her one more time. Though. Is

441
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Speaker 1: it too risky or do I go for it? Wait

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00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,479
Speaker 1: a minute, I'm like a good back seat. They used

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Speaker 1: to go back in the garage in any old suv,

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00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 1: any available suv. Yeah, where was they getting on the car?

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00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: Keys from him? He works at a rental car place?

446
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: And what is her job at the rental car place?

447
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: She worked with them, They worked together, So I like

448
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Speaker 1: climbing in the back seat. That's a job. Climbing in

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Speaker 1: the back seat, sudden rooftop digging in the scene with

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Speaker 1: the gangs to league. Hey, though, you may not have

451
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: a fleet of Cadillacs, so what should he do somebody

452
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Speaker 1: that you work with that likes to climb up in

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Speaker 1: the back You may not have work that wants to

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Speaker 1: give you her all, But just remember, brothers at car places,

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Speaker 1: you can still stand talk. Hey, here we go. Get

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Speaker 1: in the backseat one more time, do it again and

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Speaker 1: blow her mind. Whoop whoo hey, climbing back one more time,

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Speaker 1: digging in the scene. Who So you're telling him to

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Speaker 1: go what? I just have to all right, we have

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Speaker 1: to go to break now, Yeah, clo coming up next

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Speaker 1: entertainment right after this, you're listening show. Just in case

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Speaker 1: you were wondering, Aisha and Steph Curry are not in

463
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Speaker 1: an open marriage. Now why were you wondering that? Well?

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Speaker 1: Who ever? Did no one? Yeah, but Aisha slammed the

465
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Speaker 1: ridiculous rumors after several gossip blogs hint that they weren't monogamous,

466
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Speaker 1: and Aisha said, don't believe everything you read. She told

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Speaker 1: and instatrolled yesterday. Do you know how ridiculous that is?

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Speaker 1: Don't disrespect my marriage like that, please and thank you

469
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Speaker 1: period with the tea. Yes, these people people just make up. Stop.

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Speaker 1: I just posted what's that? That's exactly what they do.

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Speaker 1: They're boards crazy, they have no live Yeah and other

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Speaker 1: entertainment news. Congratulations. Going out to Snoop. He's cooking up

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Speaker 1: something new. Uh. Snoop is looking to sell signature sausages

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Speaker 1: and hot dogs under the brand. Get this Snoop Dogs?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah. The intent to use application he recently filed

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Speaker 1: means Snoop is looking to launch a brand in the

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Speaker 1: very near future. And some of Snoop's past deals include

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Speaker 1: cannabis you know about that loop leaf by Snoop Wine

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Speaker 1: and Gin. Of course he has a Snoop Dog, nineteen

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Speaker 1: Crimes Callie red Wine and uh Indogo Gin. So he's businessman.

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Speaker 1: They did one in Now what junior? You give me?

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Speaker 1: Soon as you bite one, you still sound like Snoop.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Tell he's gonna be good. He's a

484
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Speaker 1: really smart guy. Yeah, snoopid shacker, just businessman, Yes, pitchman,

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Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. And finally, I never knew this,

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Speaker 1: But did you know, Steve, did you know guys that

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Speaker 1: Nia Long went on a blind date with Chris Rock

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Speaker 1: back in the nineties. I know Chris is your friend?

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Speaker 1: Did you know this? He didn't tell me that someone

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Speaker 1: set them up and said it did not It did

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Speaker 1: not go well. So Nia shared the story on recent podcasts.

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Speaker 1: She said, Chris was on Saturday Night Live. He picked

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Speaker 1: me up, we went out, we hated each other. I

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Speaker 1: was like, this dude is not even that effing funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh, Nia, that's not true, very bad to make.

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Speaker 1: To make matters worse, he gave her a wrong number

497
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: at the end of the date, and while it clearly

498
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: didn't work out for them romantically, the two did become

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00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: good friends, and yes, they both still laugh about the incident.

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Speaker 1: Me along, Chris Rock, Chris Rock, who do right? Right? Oh,

501
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Speaker 1: she's beautiful, gorgeous To this day, she's still beautiful. She

502
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Speaker 1: was gorgeous, I know, be hilarious though, if I hear

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Speaker 1: Chris out of the story. Oh yeah, well according to near,

504
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Speaker 1: he wasn't that effing funny. I beg to different. That

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Speaker 1: was back in the nineties, right right, Steve, did you

506
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Speaker 1: ever date before you were married and all that? Have

507
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Speaker 1: you ever dated anyone famous? Hell? Yeah? Okay? Oh really?

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Speaker 1: And ain't I don't think your kids can tell, but yeah,

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00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: but how did it go? I mean, was it? Okay?

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Speaker 1: You the person? You liked her and everybody wasn't gonna

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Speaker 1: do number lead to another divorce? That serious you dated

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Speaker 1: for a while? Uh, you're not gonna say you don't

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Speaker 1: want to talk. I knew when it was going bad

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00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: early by then? Oh really? Oh yeah, you know second divorce.

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Speaker 1: I know when I could, I could see bad right

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah it was me. It wasn't hurt. It

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Speaker 1: was me. What did you do? Wanted some old people?

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Speaker 1: You didn't want to be exclusive? H thought I did, tried,

519
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: it didn't work out. You wanted to be an open dating? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Shudn't they even with the phone just ranging had a

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00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: hard Yeah, it's harder. Why don't you answer your phone

522
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: because you don't need to hear it? Why your phone

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00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: always ranging? Popular? Would you say I'm popular? I'm popular? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a blind day? Yeah? Hell yeah,

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00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: I've been on blind date? Someone who's who set you up?

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00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: A friend or oh it was a long time ago

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Speaker 1: I went on. I bet I've been on three blind

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Speaker 1: dates one one day, one date. I actually tried to

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Speaker 1: blind myself, tried to make it official. Yeah, because as

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00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 1: soon as that health all walked in, I went, you

531
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Speaker 1: got to be kid? Yeah, who set you up? They didn't?

532
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 1: Pardner mine man his girl, his girl said I got

533
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: the perfect girl for your friend. He's so funny? What funny?

534
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,560
Speaker 1: Why why funny people on funny? Look at people? Let's

535
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: make people think that funny people won't funny look at people.

536
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 1: This woman walked in this restaurant. I went, oh my god,

537
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: she said, that's the exact reaction. I knew you to

538
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: have one. Lady, this ain't the OMG you think it is.

539
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: Just OMG. Wasn't emoji yet, Lady, you know I'm talking

540
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 1: about old My God hasn't helped me? Lord, No, oh god,

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Speaker 1: she just like my uncle. I'm image sitting over there

542
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Speaker 1: having dinner with my damn uncle with a wig on bro.

543
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:50,719
Speaker 1: I was just horrified. Why you keep staring at me?

544
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: What getting here? Where you've been standing before? All right,

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00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: we're moving on. Coming up in twenty minutes after be

546
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Speaker 1: our Steve. You're gonna tell us how'd your sixty fifth

547
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: birthday celebration? Go? Okay, it was yesterday. We'll hear about

548
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Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to show, all right, Guys,

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Speaker 1: make sure you check out another hilarious episode of the

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Speaker 1: number one rated show Judge Steve Judge Steve at eight pm,

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Speaker 1: seventh Central and ABC and Hulu to night. You don't

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Speaker 1: want to miss it. We'll be watching here. We will

553
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: a great show, all right. So, Steve, day after your birthday,

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00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: you know I can't tell you girl, go here and

555
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: there you come on first of all? Was it it

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00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: was out standing? Yeah? Ye sixty five. Yeah, it's still going.

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00:36:54,760 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm out the country. That's all I can

558
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: tell you that. Um, I cannot be found. Quit looking.

559
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: Ain't no Papa Rozzie. That's all I can tell you.

560
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: What did you have for dinner? German chopic cake that's

561
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: all you ate now, you know. But I get a

562
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 1: German chop cake every birthday. My mother made me one

563
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: all the way up until I was till she passed,

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00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: and send it to me wherever I was. I can't

565
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: believe it. But God gave me a woman named Marjorie

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Speaker 1: and she makes a German chocolate cake. And when I

567
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 1: tell you, I kid you not, and I'm not just

568
00:37:48,960 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: saying it taste exactly like my mama's cooking exactly. Had

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Speaker 1: that cake, you know, had lovely dinner, dressed up, you know,

570
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: a couple of kids came through for me, you know,

571
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 1: But that was it. And uh, that's all I could

572
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 1: tell you because it's high level, you know, real high.

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00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: You smoke yesterday because the other day you said eleven

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00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: eleven Actually did I actually did? My goal is before

575
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: I go home. It's a smokers sit off every year

576
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: I've been alive. Oh, I won't be able to do that.

577
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: But that's how hard you're kicking. You having fun trying.

578
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: I'm how hard I'm kicking it. Yeah, I don't even

579
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: think they called it's kicking. Oh man, I think, yeah,

580
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: I'm balling. I don't even just who some ignorant mess Right,

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00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: I'm out there, Yeah, I'm out. I'm way I'm way

582
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: out there beyond balling. That's a good thing. That Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: honor to God for two weeks. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: Well coming up in thirty four minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: have you ever been caught saying something about someone and

586
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,040
Speaker 1: you didn't think he or she heard you. We'll talk

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00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: Doctor Anthony Fauci has built a reputation for being diplomatic,

589
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: but last week he lost his school. He was mad

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00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: as as he was also Fouci, but I was Holly

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00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 1: lad ass was made. Yeah, he lost his school a

592
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:01,040
Speaker 1: little bit last week, Steve, and it was caught on

593
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Speaker 1: a hot mike. Doctor Faulchi was heard mumbling, um, well,

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00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 1: we'll play it in a minute, but he was heard

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00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 1: mumbling after Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas asked him about

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Speaker 1: his personal finances during a hearing. Marshall was asking if

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00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: he would be willing to submit to Congress a financial

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Speaker 1: disclosure that includes your past and current investments. Fauchi pointed

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Speaker 1: out that his financials are already a matter of public record,

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Speaker 1: as required by federal law. That's when he uttered the insult.

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Speaker 1: Take a listen. What did he say, Steve? You heard it?

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Speaker 1: You can't say what, can't you? Yeah? He said, quite

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00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 1: a moron, Jesus Christ. Moron, Oh, I was heard, said

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Speaker 1: the big one. No, that's what I thought. He said,

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Speaker 1: I would all right, foul form my dog? Who respect?

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00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh you say moron? Oh I thought he said. Once

607
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 1: I heard mar I went, oh, I know where this went.

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00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: Very familiar to you. Huh No, he said, what a moron,

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ? Yeah, found you found you getting tired of

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00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: a man because they politicize this whole thing about the

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00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 1: vaccines and everything. Man, this country, man, this country is

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00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: not in great shape, y'all. It's not in great shape

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00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: right now because the political parties, it's making this country. Man.

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00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:35,799
Speaker 1: They've they've let Donald Trump destroy the way this little

615
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: already raggedy thing was set up. But what they're doing now, man,

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00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 1: is really sickening for this country. They oh, I don't

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Speaker 1: care what the Democrats want, the Republicans don't want it.

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00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: I don't care what the Republicans want, the Democrats don't

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Speaker 1: want it. Ain't nobody asking the people what they want.

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Speaker 1: And and we're going no where, we get no where,

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Speaker 1: We're getting nothing. Man. Oh, your party want to get vaccinated,

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00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: our party don't. Well, that's stupid, right, that's that's stupid

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Speaker 1: for you to say that your whole party doesn't want something,

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Speaker 1: or to say that your whole party does want something

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00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: that don't make no sense. Hell, I know a lot

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Speaker 1: of Democrats that don't want no vaccines. I know a

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00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: lot of Republicans that didn't got vaccines. So what is

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Speaker 1: the political How you're politicizing the vaccines when clearly I

629
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Speaker 1: know Democrats who refuse to get a vaccine, and I

630
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: know Republicans down there in line. Yeah, so how does

631
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 1: that politicize? Help me out? It's politicized for position and power. Yeah,

632
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, this is crazy what we do,

633
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:57,399
Speaker 1: dying and losing their lies and destroying our healthcare system. Yeah,

634
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: it's just horrible. Abortion is a politicized issue. Guess what

635
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: Republicans get abortions? Democrats get abortion and there is nothing

636
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: that's say the Democrats get more than do they? They

637
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 1: got all these issues they be fighting. Got don't make

638
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: no sense, man, that this this, this is crazy. They

639
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: raised only they against the gay rights for this and

640
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: then another. It's gay Republicans, it's gay Democrats, it's gay liberals.

641
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: What man, Let these people live their life. You ain't

642
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: got to agree with what everybody do, but you ain't

643
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: got to stop it. Look, I'm not I'm not in

644
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: agreement with what a lot of people do, but I'm

645
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 1: not stopping nobody from doing nothing. If you don't like

646
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: what a person does, you don't have to agree with it,

647
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 1: But you can't stop them from having a life just

648
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: because that ain't your choice. That's their choice. You gotta

649
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: let these people live, man, You gotta let these people

650
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: have their way in life. Yeah. Yeah, because you disagree,

651
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: it shouldn't happen. Broh. So yeah, but I'm not gay,

652
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: So right he is. She is not what you're gonna do,

653
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: But are you not liking it? Don't change a damn

654
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: thing right, Let them live, let people live, let them

655
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: be great. I like peace, but that don't stop y'all

656
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 1: from going to walk. Come on, all right, Steve, Coming

657
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: up next, we have the nephew with today's praying phone call.

658
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning

659
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour, right

660
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.

661
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:41,799
Speaker 1: The subject boo boo breath assistant what. We'll get into

662
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: that in just a bit, but right now it is

663
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 1: the nephew's turn. What you got for us? Neff, it's

664
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Speaker 1: time for the paroff call. Pe see like a boy

665
00:44:54,080 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 1: if pe see? Okay, yea one more time? Please Hello, Hello,

666
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a R. Darwin. Darwin. This is

667
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: he Hey Darwin? How you doing? This is Frank with FPC.

668
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 1: We're trying to come down and um see about making

669
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 1: an appointment with you within the next week as that's

670
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:23,920
Speaker 1: possible funding for what uh we're supposed to come by.

671
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm with FPC. We wanted to uh we have PC

672
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: what what what is that? What is FPC? Uh? Sir?

673
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: Your name was left with us and you're you're you're

674
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,480
Speaker 1: on on our file to actually come out and make

675
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: an appointment with you so we can um, so we

676
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 1: can get your picture taken. You must have their own number.

677
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not signed up to take no picture anything.

678
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: So okay, well you are you're Darling correct? Yeah, yes

679
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 1: I am darn So you called Darwin and that's what

680
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 1: you call it. But anything about a picture? What what's

681
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: up with a picture? H We've got you on our

682
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 1: schedule here, FPC. We have you on our schedule to

683
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,319
Speaker 1: uh to actually for us to come out to your

684
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: home and take your picture. Okay, FPC, what's company is that?

685
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,320
Speaker 1: What's what's y'all? What type of picture? And would I

686
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: be taking I'm not taking no picture? But what what

687
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: is FPC? Okay, you don't know anything about photo being

688
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 1: taken of you? No? Okay, uh sir, FPC is uh

689
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: we are this is a funeral Picture company, Funeral Picture company,

690
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: and what we do is we come out and take

691
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: your picture and we actually keep it on file. That

692
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 1: way when you do pass away, we have your picture

693
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: for your program and we have a nice picture for you. Look,

694
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: I'm not did wrighting. Now you're not taking no picture me.

695
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank. Okay, Frank.

696
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 1: You mean to tell me y'all taking pictures of people

697
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: before they dash just so you could have them picture.

698
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: Oh file, So we're keeping on file and then you

699
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: have a good picture on your program. And that's what

700
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,799
Speaker 1: that's what, uh, that's what we do. Ain't signed up

701
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: for nothing like that. Who the hell signed me up

702
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 1: for something like that? I'm quite sure. But we're trying

703
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: to schedule where we can come out beginning of next

704
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: week so we can get your picture taken next week.

705
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 1: Week after you get picture when I'm dead, you're not

706
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: taking no picture of me before that that. That don't

707
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: sound right, sir. Don't you want to have a good

708
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: picture on your program? So you're not taking the picture

709
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: of me for no humor arrangements that I'm not dead yet?

710
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: I don't understand that. What the hell is this about?

711
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: Nobody who signed me up for it? Then tell me

712
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: that much, sir. I don't have the actual person listed

713
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 1: here on who signs you up, but I do have

714
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: the number, and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I

715
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: didn't sign up for that. I'm not taking the picture.

716
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: You guys running around taking pictures of people before they

717
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: die just to have a good picture on fail. That's

718
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: salon man. I ain't never heard of like that, sir. Okay,

719
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Speaker 1: sir are you? I mean we have your address here?

720
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Speaker 1: Are you? Are you available? No? I'm not available. I'm

721
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: not available at all to take no pitt you for

722
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: a funeral that I'm not even dead yet. I don't.

723
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Speaker 1: I don't get that. That that sounds like a bunch

724
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: of mo and I where the hell gave you my number?

725
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. So I'm not quite sure.

726
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 1: But one thing we have to do is we have

727
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: to follow through with our job. So what we're gonna

728
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 1: have to do is we I have to come out

729
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: there and take a picture. So I don't want to,

730
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 1: you know, create a problem, but I have to get

731
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,480
Speaker 1: a picture of you by next week. Oh it's gonna

732
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: be problem because you're not getting picture me for no

733
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 1: funeral arrangement, mister Darwin. I have to come by your

734
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Speaker 1: house at least by Friday at around twelve now, and

735
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: I'll come by and get a picture of you. Ain't

736
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: coming by my got house, no ride of you? Lie,

737
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: gotta be come over here to try to get my

738
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: mother pitture. I got plenty of got pitching in my

739
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 1: house to put on the mother funeral program. I'm not

740
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: taking a pitching. That mean I'm claiming to be digging.

741
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: I'm not dead. That's some more bad lookt dead. I

742
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: don't know what you were or Frank, but you you

743
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: got word. I worked for f PC, Sir, I worked

744
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: for FPC, FCC. Mike, you ain't not taking no picture me.

745
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: Don't come over here, Friday, Come about no guy piston Okay,

746
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: before you got pistol and you and I hope they

747
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: got Joe got pitt your own file. But that's a

748
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:22,480
Speaker 1: stupid got. The company you worked for ain't never heard

749
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: of nobody taking no picture before they died. I got

750
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: millions and pictures in here for that program. And when

751
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm grown with the God care about what a picture

752
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,280
Speaker 1: look like? Or who had my gut funeral? This a lignat.

753
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: You tell whoever you worked for any to go find

754
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: another occupation. That don't make no guy just you're not

755
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 1: coming over here, Friday, Buddy, You come over here if

756
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:47,120
Speaker 1: you want to. Okay, Uh, missus Darwin, Yes, are you

757
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:51,800
Speaker 1: familiar with with Glinda, that's my wife. What do you

758
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: about to say? Now? I want all I want to

759
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 1: do is say this man. I just want to say, Glinda,

760
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: the one that got me to prank phone call you.

761
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,879
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy Baby from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Huh,

762
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 1: I'll beat up boy. I ain't never heard no business

763
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:17,840
Speaker 1: like there's some FDC funeral. Well man, I said my

764
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: New year resolution. I was gonna cut back on drinking.

765
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 1: But you got me over here about the tip a

766
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: bottle right now? Oh are you crazy? Man? And come

767
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: over here to day before get a picture clinticalit. Y'all

768
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 1: got me, baby, You got me. I ain't never heard

769
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: no company like that. You ain't putting me up to it,

770
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: but you're gonna I'll tell you what you're tune in

771
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:47,240
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. Man, you're gonna catch yourself on national radio

772
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell everybody. Boy, they had me hot

773
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: over here. I'm gonna don't tell Clenning, but I'm gonna

774
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 1: have me a drink anywhere. I was looking for an

775
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: excuse to tray like funeral pitch you ticking. They'll put

776
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: on foul boy, y'all and you gotta lot to have

777
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 1: him out of your head. Buddy, I gotta ask you something, man,

778
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: dam and tell me this it man, what's the baddest

779
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,360
Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,

780
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey morden Wick up show, buddy, Come on, baby,

781
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 1: you played much. I just want to come by and

782
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 1: get a picture. That's all the time you want to do.

783
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: Come get a nice little picture. Okay, Okay, let me

784
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,479
Speaker 1: ask y'all something. Do you know what picture y'all won't

785
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: use on your program. I'm pretty much not gonna care. No,

786
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: I'm not planning it or any of that. No. Once

787
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: somehow I'm out. Yeah, you mean what you have yours?

788
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 1: You know what you can call. I'm gonna have a

789
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: funeral rehearsal because this I want this to go right.

790
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 1: Wedding rehearsal. Yeah, that way, you know, everything runs as

791
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: according you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna have a

792
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: guest list. If I'm doing that now, because I don't

793
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 1: want you to just showing up, then you wouldn't invited

794
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: to you know, you gonna be invited to my fun

795
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 1: you know. But I'm gonna have a rehearsal. I know,

796
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: you know, we're gonna go through the sermon. We're gonna

797
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: go through theme all that. So if they come anywhere

798
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 1: they wouldn't invite it, what is you gonna do about it?

799
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: Hart the hell out there from that's good as Yeah,

800
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: Stupid is on the way. Stupid is coming to Beaumont, Texas, Baby, Beaumont, Texas,

801
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: Getting ready the Nephews coming to time. It's going down

802
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: March nineteenth at the Julie Rogers Theater. You do not

803
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: want to miss me. Tickets or available at the box

804
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:45,360
Speaker 1: office or at all ticket Master outlets. Stupid only comes

805
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: around once every fo five six yeels. You know, it's

806
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: like Hayley's comment. You know what I'm saying, that's how

807
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,879
Speaker 1: stupid come around like that. So Boumont, guess what it's

808
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 1: coming to you, the Nephew March nineteenth, Saturday night, eight

809
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 1: p m. Julie Rodgers did, Oh oh my god, you

810
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 1: better get you some stupid tickets to come see stupid,

811
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: and we're gonna have a stupid time. And when you leave,

812
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna say that, boys, stuke, it's something wrong with

813
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: stupid in a good way, all right, because I don't

814
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: sell right now nephew come to town doing some more dates.

815
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: I can't say nothing because I ain't ryn sign my

816
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:18,800
Speaker 1: name yet, but I got a few more coming. But

817
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: y'all get ready. Hint hint, hint hint. Huntsville, Alabama, hint hint.

818
00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: That's just hitting it. Okay, I get to see my

819
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,120
Speaker 1: friends on the Huntsville Show. You understand what I'm saying.

820
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 1: I get to car Oh, how was Jackson, Mississippi? What

821
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: aso assome? Awesome? We gotta go, Nephew coming up now.

822
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letters. Subject Boo boo breaths assistant. We'll get into

823
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

824
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you

825
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:01,200
Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, on dating, work, set, parenting, and more,

826
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and

827
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:09,000
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

828
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're gonna read this

829
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: one right here, right now. Okay, buck it up, hold

830
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: on tight, we got it. Fight Yeah. Here it is

831
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Nephew. Subject Boo boo breath's assistant. Wow,

832
00:54:25,360 --> 00:54:29,720
Speaker 1: yeah boo Boo Breath's assistant is the subject. Dear Stephen Shirley.

833
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 1: I recently started a new position as an assistant to

834
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: the office manager. On my first day at work, I

835
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: noticed that everyone in the office was looking at me

836
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: and whispering. I thought that they were just checking me

837
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: out because I was a new girl, silling me. When

838
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: my boss got in, I went and greeted him. Everyone

839
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: was still looking at me, but now they were laughing.

840
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: And then it happened. The odor that came out of

841
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 1: my boss's mouth darn near knocked me out. It smelled

842
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 1: like a baby's diaper and it hit me across my

843
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:10,800
Speaker 1: face and I almost passed out. I realized why my

844
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: co workers were laughing. One of the ladies she was

845
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes. Afterwards,

846
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,560
Speaker 1: they said they were waiting for my reactions. They knew

847
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:26,320
Speaker 1: I wasn't ready. It's been two weeks now and I

848
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,399
Speaker 1: literally cry in my car before going in to work.

849
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: I have to be closed up in his office and

850
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 1: meetings every day, and I've tried offering mints and or gum,

851
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:42,479
Speaker 1: but he declines every time. I really love my job,

852
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:47,399
Speaker 1: but his breath makes it impossible. We have an off

853
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: site meeting in a couple of weeks, and he suggested

854
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 1: that me and a couple of our teammates bride with him.

855
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 1: So now the teammates want me to be the one

856
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 1: to address this issue with him. They have chosen me

857
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: to tell him that his breath smells like boo boo.

858
00:56:03,080 --> 00:56:05,600
Speaker 1: My husband said that I should just breathe through my

859
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: mouth when I'm in his presence. He said, my coworkers

860
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: are setting me up because I'm the new girl at

861
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: the office. Since I'm always in his face, I feel

862
00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: like I should go ahead and say something, or should

863
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: I wait until I develop a better relationship with him?

864
00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: What should I do? Please? Please help me. Wow, this

865
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 1: is funky. This is a funky situation right here. You're

866
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,400
Speaker 1: absolutely right, and you love your job. You are the

867
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,840
Speaker 1: new girl, I mean, what about position to be in.

868
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: You're the new kid. You're kind of darned if you do,

869
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: darned if you don't. Your husband may be right. They

870
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:42,880
Speaker 1: could be setting you up because they've been there all

871
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: this time and they've had time to say something to him,

872
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: and they haven't. They haven't done anything. His breath still

873
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: smells like boo boo. But your husband's advice to just

874
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: breathe through your mouth, I don't think that's gonna work either.

875
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta live too. You probably will have

876
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,879
Speaker 1: to find a way to tell him because you work

877
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 1: the closest with him. I mean, you can't just go

878
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: to his face and say your breath smells like boo boo. Uh,

879
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: and he's your employer. I mean, it's not what you say,

880
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: it's it's it's how you say what you say. So

881
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: you I mean you've offered him mint, You've offered him,

882
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: got him gum. Uh. Everybody knows that when somebody offers

883
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,080
Speaker 1: you a mint or offers you gum, that you should

884
00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 1: take it. Everybody knows that either they're trying to tell

885
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: you something or be polite. All right, So you gotta

886
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: find a way to just I don't know, you gotta

887
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 1: say it to your boss. Listen. You gotta say something.

888
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 1: You have to. You cannot let this go on. You

889
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,440
Speaker 1: got to say something. Listen. I just wanted to tell you, Uh,

890
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,320
Speaker 1: maybe we should go to the dentist together. Or when's

891
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: the last time you've gone to the dentist? Something. You

892
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 1: gotta say something. Steve helped me out here. Yeah, see, Shirley,

893
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,920
Speaker 1: you don't you don't do good it. Let us like

894
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 1: this because so you two can you trying not to? Yeah? Yeah,

895
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm here for these type letters. Now see boo boo

896
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: breath's assistance right here. That term is too loose, it's

897
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: too kind. You. The first day, all your office workers

898
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:16,920
Speaker 1: is looking at your whispering. You thought they was checking,

899
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: y'all cause you knew and do silly me. When a

900
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: new boss got in and I greeted him, everybody was

901
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 1: still looking at me, and now they're laughing. And then

902
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: it happened. The older that came out of my boss's mouth.

903
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: Damn near knocked me out. It smelled like a baby's dipper.

904
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: It hit me, crossing my face. I almost passed out

905
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: the right hill. Why are we calling this letter boo

906
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: boo breath? What do you mean? You need a stronger

907
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: name for somebody breath like that? Like white, you know,

908
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: wet white, Your breath smell like you white. That's what

909
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: the Tylers letter should have been. How about Pamper. You

910
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: could have just saved pampa. We know what a pampa

911
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: smell like. We've all told a tape off of a

912
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: baby that we love dealing. And when we opened up

913
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:22,960
Speaker 1: that pamper, we went commercial running around when did this

914
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: baby starred eating vinegar? Green? Get out in your mouth,

915
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: man mouth? Thank that's not boo boo, that's thank First

916
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,560
Speaker 1: of all, you turn around and your co workers was

917
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:45,160
Speaker 1: laughing out. Have fought somebody because y'all could have told, yes,

918
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: y'all knew good in hell what I'll fit to walk

919
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:50,320
Speaker 1: up into. And I'll be damn if you sit there

920
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,160
Speaker 1: and giggle at me when you know what just happened.

921
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 1: And then your ignorant ass husband talking about breathe through

922
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,680
Speaker 1: your mouth. You can't breathe through your mouth. You need

923
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:05,480
Speaker 1: your taste bug, that's wind, and breathe through your mother.

924
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 1: If you won't to won't be able to taste a

925
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 1: damn thing. Now, you wouldn't lunch talking about I can't

926
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: taste nothing. That's because she was breathing your mother. You

927
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,680
Speaker 1: got you got to take baby breaths when you round

928
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 1: people with stinking breath. This is highs gott a sound.

929
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:29,200
Speaker 1: Listen to this, wait, listen to all right, Hold that breath,

930
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: Hold that breath. You can't breathe, you gotta We'll have

931
01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 1: Part two of your response, Steve, coming out, make her

932
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: face look at him like you cran coming up in

933
01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's subjects Booboo Breath's assistant.

934
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:48,800
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening to show,

935
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.

936
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:57,480
Speaker 1: Subjects Booboo Breath's assistant. This pole bir this poe girl

937
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: got this new job. Yeah she need She even said

938
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: she liked her job. First day. All the people looking

939
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 1: at ain't nobody saying nothing to they laughing. They figured

940
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: that's silly because it's her first day. Then her damn

941
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: boss came in and she didn't know why everybody was

942
01:01:14,240 --> 01:01:24,680
Speaker 1: laughing until he said, hello, Hello, how you do? H words?

943
01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 1: I don't know why people got bad. Bro used a

944
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:34,680
Speaker 1: lot of H words. Hello, how you doing? How's your day?

945
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: Anything I could help you? How long you've been here?

946
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 1: Here's another one who recommended you to nothing. Who you're

947
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 1: standing there? You just put your eyelashes on. Who is strong? Steve?

948
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: You had just put them damn out, yeah now here.

949
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: You don't know what that is on your face? You

950
01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: think above and got on you. But your eyelashes that

951
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: fell on your damn cheese all because he and then

952
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna offer him a mint? And he said, no,

953
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: he know him. Men ain't gonna work. He know that.

954
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 1: What if you can a person when somebody breath stink

955
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:29,959
Speaker 1: that bad? Offering the mint? You know why they don't

956
01:02:30,120 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: never take mints because they can't taste them. Exactly why

957
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: listen to me, y'all, I didn't real steak browth. Don't

958
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:46,800
Speaker 1: ever wanta mint because they can't taste them. They didn't

959
01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:51,440
Speaker 1: know that sugar cube. That's like taking a sugar cube,

960
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 1: a sugar cube and having put it on a tablespoon

961
01:02:55,840 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 1: of sugar honey iced tea. That's why take a cuba,

962
01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: put it on a tablespoon or sugar and squallowing give

963
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:14,960
Speaker 1: me if you like sugar see, let me ask you

964
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:18,200
Speaker 1: this then no, let me tell you. Just come okay,

965
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,160
Speaker 1: well I want to know, okay, if they can't taste it,

966
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: then do they know they have bad breath? Like this?

967
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,960
Speaker 1: If you don't know, if they knew that, they killed myself.

968
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 1: Somebody got to say something, see something. There's other things

969
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:40,919
Speaker 1: you can do, like instead of offering him a mint

970
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:48,960
Speaker 1: or some gum. Offer him some tidy boat for sugar

971
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: honey tea out job, offer him some tidy bowl just

972
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:56,640
Speaker 1: handed to him. Play the commercial with the little man

973
01:03:56,760 --> 01:04:03,280
Speaker 1: and the te taking the may go outside and hook

974
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 1: up a fire holes to a fire hydrant, and when

975
01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: he turned around and say hello, blow his whole damn

976
01:04:10,520 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: mouth off with that fire hole. Fees are the type

977
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: of drastic measures you have to take take with people's

978
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:25,320
Speaker 1: breath that smell like hot garbage. Yeah, you've opened up

979
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,560
Speaker 1: trash can in the summer when you was a little boy.

980
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 1: Ye know what that smell like. So that's it. You know. Everybody,

981
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: Now look every nine and everybody breath be kicking. Yes,

982
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:41,720
Speaker 1: let's just tell the truth. But normally for those of

983
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 1: us whose breath just kick every nine, then we kind

984
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,479
Speaker 1: of know it. You'll be talking and you'll go, damn

985
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:56,200
Speaker 1: that me, and then we'll cut our hands when you

986
01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: smell like exactly like what I said, When your breath

987
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: smell like exactly, see exactly, exactly exactly like the crack

988
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:17,200
Speaker 1: of your age, you got exactly I see the reach.

989
01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 1: The reason you don't never see people blowing into their

990
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,600
Speaker 1: hands when they got bad brown just because they did

991
01:05:24,720 --> 01:05:27,760
Speaker 1: it one time and it knocked their ass out, and

992
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: when they came to they didn't know what the hell had. No,

993
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,360
Speaker 1: she needs she wants to know how to tell him.

994
01:05:33,400 --> 01:05:35,120
Speaker 1: She's got to tell him. You know, you can tell

995
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:40,320
Speaker 1: him what your body language in your face, like like

996
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: when they turned and they started talking. Just started doing

997
01:05:43,560 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: stuff like just staying the start, just jumping in place,

998
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: just bounce, just be you been in place. Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.

999
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:11,360
Speaker 1: Bless him. Lord low, you know I know how he is.

1000
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:15,160
Speaker 1: Talk to somebody with real fucking brill. You can't talk. No, No,

1001
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 1: you just want to get away from me? Yeah, yeah,

1002
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 1: email him. No, I need telling to tell him when

1003
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:27,120
Speaker 1: they're in some of those clothes. Me, just get a

1004
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:30,320
Speaker 1: big piece of paper. When he started talking, h just

1005
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,720
Speaker 1: get a magic market and right shut the air for

1006
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to lose her job. I don't want

1007
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 1: to lose my We're both all right. Thank you. Steve.

1008
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:46,120
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1009
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,200
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1010
01:06:49,240 --> 01:06:52,600
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1011
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,840
Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour of Sports Talk with Junior

1012
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:01,400
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show time

1013
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,400
Speaker 1: now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got Junior?

1014
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:07,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh? First of all, let me say thank you Greensboro,

1015
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 1: North Carolina. Boy, y'all showed out. They showed up and

1016
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: showed out all. What's that red? Just dude, I met

1017
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:15,800
Speaker 1: Green bros. Hading red with the blue hat with the

1018
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: black sweater. You know what happened. Everybody loves it. We

1019
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 1: had a great time. But I know you out there

1020
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,640
Speaker 1: bawling doing your thing. I don't know if you saw

1021
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 1: any of these games, but there's some hurt people out

1022
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: there this movie. Whoa let me hear about them. Man

1023
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 1: ain't seen game game well, the Bank not owl, the

1024
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: Begels didn't walk all over the Raiders twenty six tonight. Now.

1025
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: I was pulling for them, Yeah, because a lot of

1026
01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:45,400
Speaker 1: my frat brothers from Cincinnati, so that was pulling for them.

1027
01:07:45,560 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: Here going. No, you probably didn't see this either. I'm

1028
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:51,720
Speaker 1: talking about the Buffalo Bills just stomped the mess after

1029
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 1: Patriots forty seven to seventeen, hated New England every since

1030
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:04,280
Speaker 1: state turned over them black kids school buses seventy You

1031
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 1: mean the city of Boston the whole damn city. Boy.

1032
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:16,479
Speaker 1: If you if you got his phone number, just give

1033
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:20,599
Speaker 1: him a call. Buckings beat the Philadelphia Eagles thirty one

1034
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:23,040
Speaker 1: to sixteen. Could you please call Jaylee the hurts because

1035
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 1: he hurt right now. No, that hurt me, man. I

1036
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 1: wanted feel it to win that one. Yeah, but I

1037
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 1: knew they wasn't you know, even pimp and knew that

1038
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 1: pimping call that show won't hurt the win. But who

1039
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 1: I understand you aread said this. The Chiefs got it

1040
01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:43,920
Speaker 1: together and started on a rollo offense forty two to

1041
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:47,160
Speaker 1: twenty one over the Steelers by being good game, by

1042
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:49,479
Speaker 1: being you know what all the people is talking about.

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Speaker 1: Chiefs by seven, Chiefs by seven, man, yes, seven, They

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01:08:55,640 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 1: threw up forty two the Rams. The Rams beat the

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01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 1: Cardinals thirty four to eleven. Uncle, Yeah, that was ugly.

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01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 1: It was the first half. It was over All I

1047
01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 1: got was a text from my group of boys. I

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01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:18,519
Speaker 1: just saw them say, Odelle Beckham touchdown because he was

1049
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 1: with Cleveland, so we you know, we're following him. Yeah,

1050
01:09:21,960 --> 01:09:24,880
Speaker 1: y'all rode for him, but he because you know, that's

1051
01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: all we got in the playoffs. It's Odelle Becker. He

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01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 1: go to one and anybody will start this prayer right now.

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01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:36,200
Speaker 1: The forty nine ers didn't beat the cowboys. They need

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01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 1: prayer right now. Twenty three seven, twenty three to seventeen,

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01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,839
Speaker 1: We prayed for your Dallas, twenty six, twenty six straight seasons,

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01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:48,320
Speaker 1: twenty six straight. Hey, I'm not gonna be able to

1057
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:53,799
Speaker 1: see Stephen A. Smith this morning on first God yesterday?

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01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:03,800
Speaker 1: How about them? Cowb All right, Junior, thank you. We'll

1059
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,040
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

1060
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening to the Steve

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01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well, guys, listen to this. Okay,

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01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:23,280
Speaker 1: this is some cooking news. This is trending. It seems

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01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:29,320
Speaker 1: if there's got something to do with cooking, why don't

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01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 1: you have call to do it? What do you have

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01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: to say? Um, well, listen. It seems that I'm not

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01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:40,200
Speaker 1: whoever said this that I was the worst cook in America.

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01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,559
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, it seems I'm not the worst cook

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01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:46,360
Speaker 1: in America after all. A new survey finds at fifty

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01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,720
Speaker 1: six percent of Americans admit they struggled to cook the

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01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 1: simplest dishes at home. The average person says, they'll attempt

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01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,680
Speaker 1: to make a dish four times before either getting it right.

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01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,680
Speaker 1: We're just giving up all together. Okay. The hardest so

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01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:05,719
Speaker 1: called easy dish to make are the following. They include pancakes, eggs, pasta,

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01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 1: mac and cheese, rice, and grilled chicken. Right, the hardest

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01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 1: to make. But they're supposed to be easy. But people

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01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:18,680
Speaker 1: that can't cook pancakes, it's hard to make. Huh, that's

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01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:22,800
Speaker 1: what they're saying. Yeah, sure, surely, let me help you

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01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,719
Speaker 1: out because you can't make none of this. She can't

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01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 1: make bad cakes, right, So you listen to me. You

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01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 1: buy your pancakes and waffle frozen. You can put them

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01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:37,120
Speaker 1: in the oven or the coast. Don't be in here

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01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 1: messing up this rice. They make rice comes in a bag. Now,

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01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,000
Speaker 1: when you boil the water or you drop the whole

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01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,759
Speaker 1: bag down in there. And then when it gets finished

1085
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 1: after five minutes, all you do is cut the bag

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01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,120
Speaker 1: open and you dump out perfect It's called ten minute rice,

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01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 1: and it's perfect rice every time. Did you hear? What

1088
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,599
Speaker 1: was it? Yeah? You know the last time I cook

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01:11:59,640 --> 01:12:02,559
Speaker 1: some rice was in a crock pot with some lamb chops. Wow,

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01:12:03,320 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: Jesus put Jesus, I haven't cooked rice since then. You

1091
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:12,880
Speaker 1: put rice kernels in a crock pot with raw glamb meat. Yeah,

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01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:16,000
Speaker 1: hanging that that though. Yeah, so wonder he ain't dead.

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01:12:17,840 --> 01:12:22,360
Speaker 1: So ononder he ain't dead from parasites. Man, you just Jesus.

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01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:29,960
Speaker 1: That's not about me. It is about you, man. Shelly,

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01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,400
Speaker 1: she Shelley. My mother wouldn't even talk to you. My

1096
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:36,400
Speaker 1: mama didn't even understand a woman who can't cook. My

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01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:38,960
Speaker 1: mother didn't even she didn't even she didn't know what

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01:12:39,120 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: that was. Baby? What was you doing? You didn't think

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01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 1: you'd want to eat one day? You didn't know, you didn't,

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01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:50,120
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's gonna be responsible for families some cheering

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01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 1: that would want to eat or something, have a chef

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01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, you didn't think your baby would want

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01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:59,200
Speaker 1: to eat? Eat something? Or they didn't some syrup milk,

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01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,240
Speaker 1: I got milk and stuff. Well I'm talking about after

1105
01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:09,360
Speaker 1: the baby get teeth. Oh oh yeah, yeah. Don't nobody

1106
01:13:09,439 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 1: want to nurse that long baby. You ain't gonna want

1107
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:13,120
Speaker 1: it either. I don't know if you ever had a

1108
01:13:13,240 --> 01:13:15,760
Speaker 1: nine year old chop down on you one, but you

1109
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lack it. I can tell you that right now.

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01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,760
Speaker 1: My baby's twenty five kids of her own. When they

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01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,880
Speaker 1: get teeth and they chomp down on you, you're gonna

1112
01:13:24,880 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 1: have to you gonna learn how to spoon feed yourself.

1113
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:30,800
Speaker 1: I can't. Well, that's what I was doing when I

1114
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 1: put the stuff in the croc pot. I mean it's

1115
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:39,920
Speaker 1: a croc pot, right, they cook everything? Surely, No, people

1116
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:46,759
Speaker 1: don't cook anything, at least you don't think the effort effort. Yes, okay,

1117
01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,840
Speaker 1: First of all, I went to the store and bought

1118
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 1: a croc pot. That took me hours just to found out.

1119
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 1: Find out word that you just just left the rice

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Speaker 1: cooker at the store. You can use one of them. Look,

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01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: they got rice cooker. They got everything from people that

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01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:15,559
Speaker 1: can't cook. They got wafflemakers everything. Where is all this stuff? Store? Store, Shirley,

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01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:20,479
Speaker 1: You don't even go in there. I was called at

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01:14:20,520 --> 01:14:23,639
Speaker 1: the groceries, called if you're in the grocery store shopping

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01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 1: for utensils, it's called baking needs. You know, I hardly

1126
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 1: ever go to the grocery. He don't know what and

1127
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:37,080
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have been talking about the average person got

1128
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: to mess up a dish, foul time. Not in my

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01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:42,920
Speaker 1: Mama's house. They got one time only look at that

1130
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 1: crack another egg? All right, look at the time. We

1131
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,719
Speaker 1: gotta go. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1132
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:56,080
Speaker 1: Show coming up for twenty minutes after. Right after this,

1133
01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:02,479
Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, come on, Carlo,

1134
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 1: you have some music news for us. What you got?

1135
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 1: What you got? So remember when I told you guys that, uh,

1136
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:12,080
Speaker 1: the Grammys, they were gonna postpone the Grammys due to

1137
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:16,160
Speaker 1: the variant omicron. Well check this out. There's a rumor

1138
01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 1: that the show will now move from Los Angeles to

1139
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:25,719
Speaker 1: Vegas in April. Well, I'm going to the Grammys. Any reason,

1140
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 1: any reason to go to Vegas? You want to go, Steve,

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01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,479
Speaker 1: hell Y, I ain't got a song on the chart

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01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:40,439
Speaker 1: to nothing. I don't even know what's on the charts.

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01:15:40,439 --> 01:15:48,200
Speaker 1: I ain't WoT the Grammy, Steve, you can make a

1144
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:55,800
Speaker 1: song about Black seventeen. Man. I know. I said it's

1145
01:15:55,840 --> 01:15:58,800
Speaker 1: gonna be packed now, So that's gonna be nice. Grammys

1146
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:02,080
Speaker 1: in Vegas and able. That is what CBS. That's what

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01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:04,760
Speaker 1: the rumor is. So we will see. Also, we gotta

1148
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:08,879
Speaker 1: give a quick shout out to L. L. COOJ represent

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01:16:09,120 --> 01:16:13,840
Speaker 1: Queen's Yep, yep, yep. They have a statue of l

1150
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:19,200
Speaker 1: L in Queens Now. It's a solar powered audio statue.

1151
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:22,639
Speaker 1: It's a setup that plays his music. So that's real cool.

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01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,840
Speaker 1: So I want to give a shout out to l L. Yeah,

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01:16:26,040 --> 01:16:31,639
Speaker 1: he d go to the best. You're breaking his house

1154
01:16:32,479 --> 01:16:38,520
Speaker 1: your ass, Okay, So congrats to l L. Cou js,

1155
01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:41,800
Speaker 1: thank you. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1156
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:44,639
Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're

1157
01:16:44,720 --> 01:16:48,599
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time for another

1158
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:52,240
Speaker 1: round of would you rather here we go? Guys, listen up?

1159
01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:56,880
Speaker 1: Would you rather play Hide and Go Get It with

1160
01:16:57,040 --> 01:17:02,040
Speaker 1: your celebrity crush? Yes? Or would you rather start an

1161
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 1: award winning movie with your celebrity crush at Tommy, Hide

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01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:15,720
Speaker 1: and Go Get it over an award winning movie? We

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01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 1: can act the movie. Why we're trying to Hide and

1164
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:28,400
Speaker 1: Go Get it? Best lead in the dramas? What about you, Steve?

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01:17:28,920 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't really give damn by being in a movie.

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01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 1: But then I don't ain't got no celebrities crushed? Junior?

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01:17:35,960 --> 01:17:38,639
Speaker 1: What are you? I ain't never been in a movie,

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01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:39,880
Speaker 1: so what the hell? I want to do that for

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01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:42,360
Speaker 1: I'd rather go play hide and go get it. Where

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01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 1: are you near? I'm looking in the kitchen. I'm out

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01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 1: here hid and getting it girl. I'll see you all right.

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01:17:57,400 --> 01:18:01,120
Speaker 1: Would you rather get five thousand dollars a day for

1173
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,080
Speaker 1: the rest of your life five thousand dollars a day

1174
01:18:04,160 --> 01:18:06,640
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life be? Or would you

1175
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:14,400
Speaker 1: rather get a lumpsome be five million dollars five million,

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01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:22,200
Speaker 1: five five thous Well, it ain't funking timmy? Yeah? Really?

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01:18:23,920 --> 01:18:29,040
Speaker 1: Oh here we go? Oh well, no, no, no, no,

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01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:33,920
Speaker 1: well I think we all heard that. Who want that

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01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:39,120
Speaker 1: little funking five thousand dollars? I had to correct him

1180
01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:41,120
Speaker 1: and go with damn time to hold up five thouars,

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01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,719
Speaker 1: And then it hit me. Wait a minute, he said

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01:18:43,800 --> 01:18:47,320
Speaker 1: it out loud. I went that little funking five thousand

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01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:49,880
Speaker 1: dollars a day much money I might hit making any

1184
01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:52,680
Speaker 1: clubs and stuff? Yeah, who y'all think y'all talking to

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01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:57,960
Speaker 1: I didn't get up out of him. Man, man, which

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01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,920
Speaker 1: do you need five thousand dollars? Though? When you don't

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01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:04,519
Speaker 1: need it, he goes, And that's when you live in

1188
01:19:04,560 --> 01:19:10,760
Speaker 1: a shateaun dry roll, right, Tommy k They asked him

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01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:12,599
Speaker 1: to do a show for five thous you ask man,

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01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 1: oh god, you guys, are you getting serious? That's because

1191
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:25,479
Speaker 1: it's a prank. But now listen to me. Five thousand

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01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:27,880
Speaker 1: dollars a day for the rest of your life or

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01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: five million lump song, five thousand dollars a day. You

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01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:35,439
Speaker 1: make one million, eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars

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01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:41,960
Speaker 1: for the year. So in three years, I didn't do

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01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,200
Speaker 1: the man na. No, no, no, no, you did the

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01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:48,640
Speaker 1: man on that five thousand. Yeah, oh you got that.

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01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,519
Speaker 1: We gotta run coming up. It is our last break

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Speaker 1: of the day, and we'll have some closing remarks from

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01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,559
Speaker 1: the one and only after Birthday Boy, Steve Harvey at

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01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:06,080
Speaker 1: forty nine minutes after right after this, you're listening, all right, guys,

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01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,280
Speaker 1: Here we are our last break of the day. And

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01:20:10,400 --> 01:20:13,920
Speaker 1: it's been a good day. It really has, right, Yes,

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01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 1: it has. You're all good days. We're alive. Yeah, that's

1205
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:24,679
Speaker 1: who you're telling. Bad days are good. After my birthday,

1206
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:30,200
Speaker 1: I'd like to say this to people. Oh, people oftentimes

1207
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:35,479
Speaker 1: ask me what's it been like for you? What how

1208
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,880
Speaker 1: did you manage to hold on doing hard times? What

1209
01:20:39,360 --> 01:20:43,040
Speaker 1: what was the key to your success. What's the one

1210
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:46,080
Speaker 1: thing you would change differently if you were twenty What

1211
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:49,840
Speaker 1: would you tell the twenty year old Steve Harvey that

1212
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:53,160
Speaker 1: you didn't know then that you know now. I've always

1213
01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 1: asked a lot of hypothetical questions, and I just want

1214
01:20:58,439 --> 01:21:02,160
Speaker 1: to share something with you about the one thing that

1215
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:06,519
Speaker 1: you have to understand. If you are on this journey

1216
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,719
Speaker 1: and you are trying to become successful in whatever arena,

1217
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:15,360
Speaker 1: whatever area, whatever field of choice, whatever it is, if

1218
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:21,160
Speaker 1: you're trying to become successful, you must understand and get

1219
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:25,560
Speaker 1: it through your head that it is a process. That

1220
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:33,160
Speaker 1: it is a process. It's gonna take some time. I

1221
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,320
Speaker 1: know you may want it now. I know you may

1222
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 1: have goals and aspirations with deadline set on it, but

1223
01:21:39,960 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 1: you gotta understand it's a process. The majority of things

1224
01:21:45,520 --> 01:21:50,080
Speaker 1: that I've wanted to happen at a particular time almost

1225
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:55,000
Speaker 1: always never happened at that particular time, the chosen time

1226
01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:57,880
Speaker 1: that I wanted things to happen, I can tell you

1227
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:03,960
Speaker 1: practically hardly ever worked out that way. Ever. You know

1228
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:05,960
Speaker 1: I had to be at work at five pm. Okay,

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01:22:05,960 --> 01:22:08,000
Speaker 1: I know how to make that happen, or la la

1230
01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 1: la la, But my dreams and visions. What I hope

1231
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 1: for and saw for myself almost always never happened at

1232
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:20,680
Speaker 1: the particular time that I set aside. So understanding that,

1233
01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:24,120
Speaker 1: or Steve, why is that? It's because it's a process.

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01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: And one of the processes you have to learn is patience.

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01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 1: One of the processes you have to learn is faith.

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01:22:31,720 --> 01:22:34,400
Speaker 1: One of the processes you have to learn is that

1237
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:37,840
Speaker 1: your timing in God's timing, is two different sets of time.

1238
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:44,160
Speaker 1: You have got to understand that when you ask for

1239
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:48,000
Speaker 1: something and it doesn't happen, like I said the other day,

1240
01:22:48,479 --> 01:22:55,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it's denied. It's simply delayed. But guess what,

1241
01:22:55,360 --> 01:22:58,439
Speaker 1: it's really not delayed if you think about it, it

1242
01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:01,439
Speaker 1: just wasn't the time of court to God. The delay

1243
01:23:01,640 --> 01:23:04,559
Speaker 1: you have to deal with the delay when you set

1244
01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:07,640
Speaker 1: a deadline and you set a time frame and it

1245
01:23:07,760 --> 01:23:09,680
Speaker 1: don't happen, and then when it don't happen, you say, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess my blessing is delayed. No, it's in the process.

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Speaker 1: It's on the way. It just hasn't arrived at the

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Speaker 1: destination yet. And a lot of times our blessings don't

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Speaker 1: arrive at our destination because we ain't where we need

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Speaker 1: to be to receive the box. Oh, I fell onto

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Speaker 1: something right here. I think I need to stay right

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Speaker 1: here for you. A lot of times the blessings that

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Speaker 1: God sends our way doesn't arrive in the time frame

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Speaker 1: we wanted to arrive in because we're not in the

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Speaker 1: place we should be in to receive it. Do you

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Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. I've had to understand this about

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Speaker 1: my life thousands of times. I'm currently going through a

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Speaker 1: deal right now that I thought should have been done

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Speaker 1: by now. But because I'm not in the place that

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Speaker 1: I need to be, because God ain't tired of all

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Speaker 1: the bowls and ribbons with the other people that He

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Speaker 1: need to have in place, it's what I'm thinking is delayed. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's not really delayed. It's in God's timing because I've

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Speaker 1: learned and after all these birthdays, that sometimes, man, the

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Speaker 1: where I'm at right now is not the place I

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Speaker 1: need to be to receive the package He has for me.

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Speaker 1: Could it be that you're not in the proper place

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Speaker 1: to receive the package? And I did a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: I created an analogy that when you ask God for something,

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Speaker 1: God boxes it up in heaven puts a bowl on it,

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Speaker 1: and he ships it to you. Now, in order for

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Speaker 1: the package to receive, it's your location. The faith that

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Speaker 1: you ask for the package in has to be the

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Speaker 1: faith that you remain in to receive the package. So

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Speaker 1: when God ships the package to your place, your address,

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Speaker 1: which was you prayed this prayer of faith two years ago.

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Speaker 1: But because you didn't get it in the timeframe, you

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Speaker 1: thought you stepped off of Faith Street and you stepped

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Speaker 1: over on I Doubted Boulevard. Well, he don't deliver packages

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Speaker 1: to I Doubted Boulevard. So the package stays on the

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Speaker 1: truck and its circles and it makes other stops. And

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Speaker 1: then when he swings by your house again, and the

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Speaker 1: postman wants to deliver the package, but you have to

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Speaker 1: be there to sign for it. And you over there,

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Speaker 1: and you don't moved on to Ain't no Wate circle.

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Speaker 1: So now you was on I Doubted Boulevard. Now you

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Speaker 1: haven't moved over to Ain't no wat circle. That can't

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Speaker 1: deliver the package. Then they bring the package by the house.

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Speaker 1: Now you over there, and I guess it ain't his

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Speaker 1: wheel avenue. And now the package circles again. The problem

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Speaker 1: is everybody, you're not where you're supposed to be to

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Speaker 1: receive the package. If you would get back over there

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Speaker 1: on Faith Street. Because God only delivers his packages to

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Speaker 1: people who are in faith. You got to stay on

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Speaker 1: Faith Street because He does not deliver to I don't

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Speaker 1: see how Boulevard. Those are my closing remarks. If you

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Speaker 1: don't get that, we'll try it again tomorrow. Okay, have

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Speaker 1: a great day and get back on Faith Street. That

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Speaker 1: could be why the package ain't got there yet. It's

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