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Speaker 1: the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.

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Speaker 1: you've heard in a while. The jew Show is Today

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Speaker 1: gonna be one of those days where you get to

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Speaker 1: a good day and a bad day you'll find out

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Speaker 1: right now. With Alex's daily vibration. Yeah, don't fall asleep now.

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Speaker 1: You know if you're driving that's yet, that'd be a

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Speaker 1: bad day. It would be. But let's now spend this

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Speaker 1: Jebil we're driving me I was in the past. We

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Speaker 1: how I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna pull one card

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Speaker 1: from my favorite tearo deck right now, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give you insight for your day, and then you're

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Speaker 1: wonderful plan. I'm just like, I'm glad that I didn't

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Speaker 1: then manifest on that question if you need clarity on

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Speaker 1: But the death card ultimately is a message of something

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on Demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Mornings. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? My name is Pete Eakins, and I'm

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Speaker 1: calling to inquire about the dresser that you have for

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Speaker 1: No deal. Hello, Yes, hello, I am calling from an

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Speaker 1: Well that's not gonna happen. Well, you listed it for

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Speaker 1: that's not Why would I sell addresser for fifteen dollars?

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Speaker 1: I guess I did miss the zero, but my pride

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Speaker 1: I pick up my dress? You can't? Okay, I'm done. Hello. UM,

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Speaker 1: I was calling to see if the dresser that was

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Speaker 1: but UM, I kind of got my mom kicked me out,

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Speaker 1: says that? Um, it's one hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah, okay, So, UM,

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Speaker 1: Will take PayPal Benmo? Plush your coin? Do you take that? Um?

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Speaker 1: but I could give you two hundred dollars in plushy

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Speaker 1: so technically I would give you more. Hello. Yeah, who

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Speaker 1: is this? My name is Bale, and I'm you know,

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Speaker 1: What's going on is this is this is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: and your boyfriend Hunter set you up. He said that

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Speaker 1: You've been selling a dress around Craig as the star,

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses

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Speaker 1: only on the Jewil Show. We got in today for

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Speaker 1: War the Roses to Catch a Cheater had the subject

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Speaker 1: the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Apparently she thinks her

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Speaker 1: gonna happen. Thank you on demand, Jubils Dirty little Secret.

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Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret text in four one

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Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty secret, you can

423
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Speaker 1: or a little, dirty little secret, dirty big secret. Whatever.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, literally whatever you want, because

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Speaker 1: we don't even ask what your name is. And that's

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Speaker 1: why you're free to share whatever. Everybody. Everybody that calls in,

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Speaker 1: it's a fake anonymous nickname. So I'll say a word

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Speaker 1: than Alex, for I shall say a word, and that'll

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Speaker 1: be the name of the caller on the phone. So

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Speaker 1: instead of whatever their actual name is on the phone

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Speaker 1: right now is fuego hydration. Fuego hydration, it sounds like

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Speaker 1: some sort of like a spicy I'm gonna say hydration

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Speaker 1: before any fuego hydration. I love it from hot fire.

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Speaker 1: What's up? Hot fire? Water? Firewater. That's actually my stage name.

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Speaker 1: Thank you water? Oh yeah, water? Okay, so I guess

436
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Speaker 1: we know what you do. You why are you on

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Speaker 1: the stage. Well, I'm a dancer. Let's just say that

438
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Speaker 1: whole secret. No, no, I'm being funny, but I am

439
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: embarrassed today I have like some very embarrassing information to share.

440
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: What is it? Um? I got drunk at the company

441
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Speaker 1: party last week, which wouldn't been so bad except now

442
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm working from home for the week. Um. And not

443
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Speaker 1: only that, I started I told my boss that that

444
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Speaker 1: I think he should divorce his wife. Oh oh, yis.

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Speaker 1: I mean a lot of people do need to get

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Speaker 1: divorced for one reason or another. But why do you

447
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Speaker 1: think that he needs a divorce? Well, he's always, you know,

448
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Speaker 1: like he always seems stressed when he talks about her,

449
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Speaker 1: and low key, I really like him. Oh that's why. Okay, girl?

450
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Speaker 1: Are you so you're trying to organically and then start dating? Yeah,

451
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Speaker 1: so you're trying to ruin your boss's relationship so that

452
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Speaker 1: you can date him. Yeah, kind of. That was that

453
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Speaker 1: the train of thought on that night, after so many

454
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Speaker 1: martini What do he do? You remember what he said?

455
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:17,160
Speaker 1: He started laughing awkwardly, and um. It was like, Oh,

456
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Speaker 1: you should be like a therapist or something. Who this.

457
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Speaker 1: How has it been since then? Has it been weird

458
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Speaker 1: when you? I mean, I don't know, really weird. Oh god,

459
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: that's actually really funny. I don't know about that. I

460
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: don't really talk to her, but I just like have

461
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: been crushing on him for a while. Oh my god.

462
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Speaker 1: Yeah that was just inappropriate. Yeah no, that's got to

463
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Speaker 1: be very awkward for you. Have you Have you addressed

464
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Speaker 1: it with him at all? Oh no, I think that

465
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Speaker 1: this is like the just let it lie is probably

466
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Speaker 1: going to be my Owneah, that's probably best. Yeah. I wouldn't.

467
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anything. Just kidding. I was just kidding

468
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: about that boss or you get his wife in a

469
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Speaker 1: Zoom meeting. I was like, Oh, I was a mess

470
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Speaker 1: at a party. Yeah, like I was totally not myself. Well,

471
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Speaker 1: you do say things when you're drunk that you normally

472
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Speaker 1: wouldn't say if you weren't. Some people say the truth

473
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Speaker 1: comes out, but I've always felt the opposite because like

474
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Speaker 1: most of I've been drunk a lot of my life,

475
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Speaker 1: and most of the stuff that I've said drunk is like,

476
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 1: that's not actually the truth. Like, No, I think what

477
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: people mean is that you just take it so literal.

478
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Speaker 1: Is that that's not what they mean. They just mean

479
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: like feelings about people, actual feelings about people. They're genuine,

480
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Speaker 1: Like they might say something that they normally would not

481
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Speaker 1: say about somebody they're drunk. That's what people mean. Right, Oh,

482
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Speaker 1: I thought that's what I mean. But you know, like

483
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Speaker 1: you would see someone you're like, I love you, but

484
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Speaker 1: you're like in real life, you're like, I don't really

485
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Speaker 1: feel that one. No. I feel like bros only do

486
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Speaker 1: that to their bros that they really love, Like you know, yeah,

487
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never I don't know done that anyway. Yeah,

488
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Speaker 1: you do say I do, like people do say things

489
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Speaker 1: that they wouldn't otherwise. That is true. Well, and I'm

490
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Speaker 1: so mortified. Yeah, I guess I would just ignore it.

491
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Speaker 1: Keep that your dear little secret, or you can always

492
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Speaker 1: call up his wife and make up a story about

493
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Speaker 1: he's cheating with you and then then divorce probably happened. Congratulations,

494
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Speaker 1: Well not with you, don't say with you to say,

495
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 1: you know anonymously, you're cheating, and then we'll get divorce

496
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,360
Speaker 1: and then you can start eating him. There you go.

497
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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll wait for the holiday party to do that.

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Speaker 1: All right, Thank you for time's your little secret. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,

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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,880
Speaker 1: For Wednesday, December eighth, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

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Speaker 1: and be careful. Karen Claus is coming to town. We're

503
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Speaker 1: on that in just a second, but first let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and once got fired for

505
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Speaker 1: doing something that I think is the best thing. And

506
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Speaker 1: I'm in the Chevin and I have undeniable evidence that

507
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: technology will one day kill us. All agreed? I find

508
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 1: out what that is in just a second. Yeah, all right,

509
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Speaker 1: for more more and those stories than just a second

510
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Speaker 1: before your first start of the day in the i ND,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot Newstworks, the Report the News Eve in case

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Speaker 1: you missed it, going on right now is the first

513
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Speaker 1: ever Jewel Shows Christmas parody song Extreme maganza, and so

514
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: I've just been here at the bell and if you

515
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: miss yesterday's parody song that we made up and wet,

516
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 1: We're making a new parody song every single day all

517
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Speaker 1: the way into waiting to Christmas. A lot of work. Officially,

518
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Speaker 1: it is gonna kill us. It might, it might actually,

519
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: but if you miss yesterday's here it is dearly. I

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Speaker 1: call the cops. Go ahead, put me on social media.

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Speaker 1: Don't I have seen you around the neighbor You better

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Speaker 1: watch out, have your phone standing by. She's gonna shout

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Speaker 1: hit recording time because caring Clauses coming town. She's shaking

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Speaker 1: her fist. She's angry at life. She's handing out on

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Speaker 1: wanted advice. Oh, caring Clauses coming to town. She's in

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Speaker 1: a Starbucks screaming, triggered by us. She's always in a

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Speaker 1: really bad mood, preaching her favorite phrases to say, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling the cops, arrest this guy. Let me see

529
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Speaker 1: your manager. My privilege is white. Yeah, caring love is

530
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Speaker 1: coming to town. What put me on social media? You

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Speaker 1: stop telling me I have seen you around this name

532
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: for too many times. You know I'm calling the point.

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00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: I ain't your name. Oh, let's go, I ain't your name.

534
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: She's accusing you of stealing while she locks up her gate.

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Speaker 1: She thinks that you're a criminal because you're out Anna

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Speaker 1: about too late. Oh, get your phone out. She's gonna

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Speaker 1: cry record right now, she's gonna let it's like because

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Speaker 1: it's car Claws thinks you're going to ja. Don't you

539
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Speaker 1: freak out? Keep recording her life. You can use it

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Speaker 1: for claus million views by tonight. Karen Claws coming, Karen

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Speaker 1: Claus is coming. Oh, Karen Claus is coming, room closes coming. Oh,

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Speaker 1: Karen Claws is coming to call the cop and there

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Speaker 1: you go, Karen Claus is coming to town. This is

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Speaker 1: the Iron and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't

545
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Speaker 1: just in the news the story they let's send it

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh is currently substitute teaching. Yeah yeah,

547
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: where now I have to teach some like high school

548
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Speaker 1: students because their sub got fired for seeing Britney Spears

549
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Speaker 1: toxic in the classroom, but not only in that he

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Speaker 1: karayokt it And I'm gonna play the soundcliff for your imagine.

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Speaker 1: Come on, you guys, a substitute teacher. This is a

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Speaker 1: substitute teacher fire for that. The lights off he literally

553
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Speaker 1: had he had the lights, you know, the colorful lights everywhere,

554
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: and he was sitting at his desk. He got fired. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of like an inappropriate song. Well really,

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Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, dude, this song was all high school.

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00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: There's the light going. Well yeah, right, but I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: why would you get fired for that? I don't know

559
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Speaker 1: because I didn't read like the whole story. Oh okay,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was good that he got fired. First

561
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Speaker 1: thing in Bernie Spears talk serious kind of style at

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Speaker 1: his desk. I don't know, in the classroom, because that's

563
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Speaker 1: all there is to the story. If that's all there is,

564
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Speaker 1: the story that is ridiculous. That guy I should not

565
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Speaker 1: be fired. He's actually having a good time. Yeah, the

566
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Speaker 1: headlines says, teacher fired after sing Toxic by Bernie Spears

567
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Speaker 1: in class. So that's all I have. All right, thank

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Speaker 1: you for planning it back to you. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

570
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Speaker 1: just in the news. And the next story of the

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Speaker 1: dy let's send it on over to English seven who

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Speaker 1: is on location Switzerland, Switzerland, Yes, where a coffin like

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Speaker 1: capsule that allows people to end their life could be

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Speaker 1: used in Switzerland starting next year. About that before, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: mayby have that here? I thought, do we? This one's

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Speaker 1: a suicide pod that allows you to lie down and

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Speaker 1: stop the process within minutes. I read about that where

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Speaker 1: they started working on those. I read about it. Well,

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Speaker 1: now it's a thing. They actually made them. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: in Switzerland they could be coming into like actually being

581
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Speaker 1: used next year. Yeah. And in Switzerland they allow you

582
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: to do They like they're cooler about that kind of stuff.

583
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Speaker 1: They're like, hey, you don't want to be around have fun,

584
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Speaker 1: isn't it crazy? And like within minutes? What if you

585
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Speaker 1: change your mind in those minutes? I mean, yeah, that's

586
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Speaker 1: one time where you want to make sure that you're

587
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Speaker 1: you want to make sure you've made the decision, that

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00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: the right decision. I'd be like, don't look it, just

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Speaker 1: like yeah, all right. Well that was the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report or next story of the day. That's it. Actually,

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Speaker 1: that was another heartening report from the i n N.

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Speaker 1: Tune in same time tomorrow for another heard any report

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Speaker 1: from the Idiot News Networks The Jubil Show on demand.

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame Weday mornings. That's one. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: listen for tendrils ND. I'm sorry. This is Kendrick. Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you not? Is Tom Chisteners. I'm the little

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Speaker 1: manager um a lot of restaurants. Excuse me? Who are

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Speaker 1: you again? I can't understand what your name? Tom Fisheners

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Speaker 1: and under manager of restauransh okay and muck. You have

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Speaker 1: a complaint? Uh? Yeah, man, Um, I hated you guys

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Speaker 1: restaurant the other day and I'm I'm pretty sure I

603
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Speaker 1: got food poised in from eating there. I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that, but it wasn't the fact that I

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Speaker 1: got food poised. It was just more like, um, when

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Speaker 1: I called the other day, no one seemed to give

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Speaker 1: a damn. We were clothed, called the less of what happens.

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Speaker 1: So I'm I can't understand what you're saying, man, like

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Speaker 1: you gotta now let in your mouth to something. I

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Speaker 1: can't make out like what you're saying. No, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: all the captain the other day. So um, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to make eat understand. So you came in here the

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Speaker 1: other day, right, and you ate here and you got

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Speaker 1: food poison. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry about that. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: the story, but that's all you calling the stage. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: well no, I'm legally I'll fork out. Let you know,

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Speaker 1: um follow what happened? Why you got food? Posing? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening, like, why do I get food? Ports? You

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Speaker 1: didn't take any left blowers home? There? Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: took the leftovers home. Did you eat? Yeah? I ate them.

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Speaker 1: I ate the leftowers like later that night. And then

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Speaker 1: I woke up the next day not feeling myself, feeling

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Speaker 1: sick to my stomach, you know, throwing up everywhere and stuff.

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Speaker 1: None food, none the food at all, no man leftovers.

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Speaker 1: I ate everything. Sucks. What happened? And I guess it's gone.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's gone. You got some much, I guess

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Speaker 1: it it's gone. Yeah. So I'm calling like, you know,

628
00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:11,839
Speaker 1: we know why you got food prices and cloth? Far

629
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: about this? But um, I'm the general manager of the

630
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: restaurant and I was feeling in for one of the

631
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: cooks the night you came in. Okay, so you were

632
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: feeling in for one of the cooks to night that

633
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: I ate at your restaurant. Yes, I was. And the

634
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: reason that you probably got food prices because while I

635
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: was prepping your tomatoes, kept of mice hung off. And

636
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 1: you think Josh may have been what you ain't Josh?

637
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa wait wait wait wait hold on, hold up?

638
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah sorry? Did you just say you cut the tip

639
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: of your tongue off and it landed in the food? Yeah? Yeah,

640
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,959
Speaker 1: all right, I cut my hair and kept my tongue

641
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,720
Speaker 1: off prepayo. So we got to make sure much tomatoes,

642
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: I guess, and look, thank you something. What the hell

643
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: to a lot of food to go out there? Yeah,

644
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: your tongue was in it, That's what I'm saying. The

645
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,280
Speaker 1: next day, I'm like, that's a bad management call. Sorry

646
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: about that was not a bad management call. You're just

647
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: that's a bad person and you deserve It's about to

648
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: happen to you because I'm about to come up there

649
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: and whoop your way. So I'll have a gift card

650
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: ready for you. Can you come down here if you want,

651
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 1: had a gift car ready and have your thing right

652
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: next to us. I'm gonna ask somebody who you are,

653
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping is you, and I mean here you talking,

654
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: you'll be able to find me. I'm only employee with

655
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 1: half a tongue. Ye're about to have a whole foot

656
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: of your man? What the are you laughing at? Man?

657
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: Because think is funny. This is actually Jewel from The

658
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.

659
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 1: Renee set you up. Hold on she she told him

660
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: he got food poisoning the other night and she wanted

661
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 1: us a message you about it, so I feared. Why

662
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: not make you think that you gotta serve somebody's tongue? Yo,

663
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm thinking I'm hear somebody's tongue. The Jebel Show on

664
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,840
Speaker 1: Demand First Date follow Up. The guy named Silas is

665
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a first date follow up,

666
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,240
Speaker 1: and he thinks that he might not get be getting

667
00:36:08,239 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 1: a call back because of being indecisive, which is weird

668
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 1: because women love indecisive dude, trust me, they love it. Anyway,

669
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: Silas is on the phone right now. He went out

670
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: with a woman named jac and now she's not calling

671
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: him back and he doesn't know why. So we're gonna

672
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,359
Speaker 1: see if we can help him out. Silas, before we

673
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: find out about your date and everything. How long has

674
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: it been since the date. Um, it's been about a week.

675
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 1: About a week, okay? And how many times? How many

676
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 1: times you try to reach out to her since the date?

677
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: I mean I've texted her two or three times. I

678
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: have not receive whatsoever. It's being ghosted. Well, tell us

679
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: about the date. How did it go? I mean, I

680
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: don't know. It was kind of chill. We were just

681
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: watching a movie at her place and uh, I don't know,

682
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,320
Speaker 1: like we started off kind of mellow died. This is

683
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: the first date. Yeah, first date at her house, watching

684
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: a movie on a first date? Does you have roommates? No?

685
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: She lives alone. Wow, she must have liked you a lot. No,

686
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: it was good. We were watching a movie and I

687
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,360
Speaker 1: don't know, I put my arm around her and she

688
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: sort of like snuggled into me or whatever. And you know,

689
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: she smelled. It's not to be like creepy or anything,

690
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: but she had this amazing perfume. It was like this

691
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: nice fruity scent. It was like everything was just good.

692
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: You know, she didn't smell like body odor and she

693
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: smelled good like a woman. What movie did you guys watch? Uh,

694
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't really have anything in mind. So

695
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: I didn't really care what we watched, and I just

696
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: told her to choose something, and she started watching this

697
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: movie called The League of Their Own, which is like

698
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 1: a girl baseball player movie trying in baseball. Oh wait,

699
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,319
Speaker 1: so is that the indecisive thing? You couldn't decide on

700
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: a movie? Well, yeah, that's this thing, Like I wasn't

701
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 1: able to pick a movie. I couldn't make a decision.

702
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: So that's why I wasn't go gosh, like, is this

703
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: why she's not calling me back? Right? That could have

704
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 1: been like a it was a good movie. Definitely something

705
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 1: happened there because she took you back to her house.

706
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: She liked you before. Yeah, exactly, so something of the

707
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: house happened, and that's I don't know what. That's why

708
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on. Like, So, if you

709
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: think that not being able to decide on a movie

710
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: is the reason, that's legit. I could see that being

711
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: a reason a woman wouldn't call somebody back. Just be like, ah,

712
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: you can't even decide on a movie to watch? Ring Now, No,

713
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: that's a very wing reason you get no chances with me,

714
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,440
Speaker 1: I guess, But that's what you think the reason is,

715
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: Like that's the only reason you can think of why

716
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: she wouldn't be calling you back. I don't know. I mean,

717
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: like we didn't. We kind of hooked up a little bit,

718
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: like we went to a second base and it's a

719
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 1: little bit of a movie, if you know what I mean. Like,

720
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 1: I thought, things are going great. Maybe you're a bad kisser. Yeah,

721
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: and well, what's your second base too? Second basis are

722
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: different for everybody. Yeah, mine's a hug. Yeah, I lost

723
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: my virginity at thirteen. My second base is wait, everything

724
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,959
Speaker 1: just like some touching, you know, below and above the belt, fondling. Okay, okay,

725
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: a little fond fondling. All right, that's an advanced second base.

726
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: So I thought, yeah, so did you did you stay over?

727
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: You didn't stay over? Right, No, I did not stay over.

728
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: But you know, when I left, it was like, oh,

729
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: get back into it, we'll be in touch. Can't wait

730
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: to do this again. It was like everything was great.

731
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: So then that's that was the last I heard from her.

732
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 1: Did you get a kiss or a hug when you

733
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 1: say goodbye? Yeah? Yeah, I got more second base, probably

734
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: more second base on the doorstep, second base on home plate.

735
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,359
Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was amazing. You write that down

736
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 1: if you want to use it. Yeah, all right, Well

737
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: so you don't know other than that though, and it

738
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: sounds like obviously she liked you if she was willing

739
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: to go basis with you. All right, just see at

740
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,319
Speaker 1: this point, I'm at a loss. I have no idea why.

741
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back and then call her

742
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: and see if we can figure it out with your

743
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 1: first date follow up? Brave for this? Okay, okay, all right,

744
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show. The middle

745
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: of this first date follow up if you're just joining us.

746
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: Silas is on the phone, and Silas is a little

747
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: bit of a base runner, a little bit of a

748
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 1: baseball play, a little bit a little bit of a

749
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: baseball player, aren't you, Silas? Yeah? Yeah, so I guess

750
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 1: so I like making things awkward. I'm sorry. Silas isn't

751
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: getting a call back from a woman named jac where'd

752
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: you meet her? Anyway? Okay? So he met her on

753
00:40:03,440 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: the apps where everybody meets now anyway, they had it.

754
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: They met up, had dinner, and then ended up back

755
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: at her place watching a movie. They watched the movie

756
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,440
Speaker 1: for a little while, and then they started making out,

757
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: and he said he went to second bass, and then

758
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,359
Speaker 1: they called it a night, and she walked into the door,

759
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: had a little more second base, and then he went home.

760
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: And now he doesn't know why he's not getting a

761
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,759
Speaker 1: call back from her though it's been about a week

762
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: and he's reached out a few times and she's definitely

763
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: ghosting him. And we're gonna call right now. And the

764
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: only thing that Silas can think of is that he

765
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: was indecisive about watching movie to watch and that might

766
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: have been a red flag for her that Stilus is

767
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,720
Speaker 1: bad at making decisions? Are you bad at making decisions?

768
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 1: Not traditionally, I just didn't know what to watch. That

769
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: was the whole thing. Okay. I was hoping to say,

770
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. Yeah, that would be a terrible response

771
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: to that question. Okay, all right, I'm gonna call her. RAYO,

772
00:40:45,960 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: here we go, Hello loud, Hello, Hello, is this some

773
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 1: jac Yes? Who's this? Yes? Jac? Hey? This is the

774
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. My name is Jewel and mine's Alex. I'm

775
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: mind Zinggli Chevin And I don't know if you're inside

776
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 1: of a waterfall right now or what's going on or

777
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: your show, but I'm stuck outside my building because my

778
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 1: lobby has been flooded. But I'm living, guys. I love

779
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: your show. Your lobby's flooded? What? Yes, so they're the host.

780
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: They're not letting the tenants go up until it's clear

781
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: the pipers. Oh wow, whoa? Was that an explosion? Wait? Wait? Wait,

782
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: why are you guys calling me? We want to talk

783
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 1: to you for a second. But it sounds like your

784
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 1: building is about to fall down. And then there's water

785
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,719
Speaker 1: everywhere and there's flooding and I don't know if there's

786
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: a fire. Um, I don't know if like there's horsemen

787
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: and an apocalypse above you. I have no idea, but

788
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: it sounds like you might be busy. We can call back. No, no,

789
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: what is it? I mean I can't get into my

790
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: building right now anyway? So whoa? We're calling you because

791
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: we got an email about you from another listener of

792
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: the show. His name is Silas. Oh yeah, I thought so. Yeah,

793
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: Silos emailed us because he said, you guys went out

794
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: on a date and now you've ghosted him. I mean, yes,

795
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 1: it was it. No, it was the day he came

796
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 1: to my place and we watched the movie and you know,

797
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: does it? Yeah? So what happened? I mean, he told

798
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 1: us that you're not responding, so obviously something happened. Well,

799
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should be spreading his business

800
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: on the radio, you know, well could you, because that's

801
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: how this was. Yeah, he called us like he wants

802
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: to know, and everybody knows when they do a first date,

803
00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: follow up or whatever, they might hear something they don't

804
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: want to hear. Yeah, okay, well I'll guess us a

805
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 1: little bit embarrassing for me too. So well, okay, so listen,

806
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: we're as well just say it. We're two grown, consenting adults, right,

807
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: And we did go a little bit further than just kissing.

808
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: So we were making out right and feeling each other up,

809
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:01,440
Speaker 1: and he grabbed my ass and like, Dakiel Weggie, what

810
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 1: did you hear fund of her? Yes? But the thing

811
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: is I kind of thought, I don't know if it's

812
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: on purpose enough, but I fixed it, and then he

813
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: did it two more times. Okay, So yeah, this thing,

814
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: it sounds like you pulling out your pants or something

815
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: like on the back of like pulling him up, like

816
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: trying to be sexy. But he kept giving you wedgies. Yes,

817
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: oh my okay, So you're not calling him back because

818
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:29,959
Speaker 1: he kept wedging you when you're making out thansicly. Yeah,

819
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: I mean it was just uncomfortable as awkward. You know,

820
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: he just kept doing it. So I don't know if

821
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 1: it was like on or if it was like his

822
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: fetish or what he's got a wedge fetish might dude,

823
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: it's good together. What'd you fetish? You know, we can

824
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: ask him. He's on the phone right now, is in hey, Yeah,

825
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: if he is, hi, Jasy, I am so sorry. I

826
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 1: am like absolutely mortified right now. I was not trying

827
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 1: to flosh you. I mean, look, I'm a butt man, fine,

828
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry if I grabbed your butt a couple

829
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: of times and inadvertently gave you a wedgie. I did

830
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: not mean to. I swear, that's just not my I mean,

831
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:12,920
Speaker 1: I just having to readjust myself, I know, but I

832
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: thought it was like me straightening my shirt and like

833
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 1: the weird couch set up didn't help at all. We

834
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 1: were like clothing going every phayre. I mean, if you didn't,

835
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: By the way, are you really your lobby is really

836
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: flooded right now. Yeah, so I can't get up to

837
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: my apartment. I'm still to get all this water out.

838
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: They're not letting anybody else because they, you know, couple

839
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: on the other day. Mike, I mean, is there anything

840
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 1: I can do? Can I come over and help, like

841
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 1: scoop water out or anything like that? Oh, you're really

842
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: going to help right now? I can? Oh that is

843
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: so sweet. Whoa, as long as you promise not to

844
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: give me any weggies, I promise I will not give

845
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: you a wig. Good. Okay, So I guess this is

846
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 1: we're setting up a second day for you guys right

847
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: this second. Then. I mean it's free too. We don't yeah,

848
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 1: we don't for anything. I mean, yeah, I guess though,

849
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 1: I can. Honestly, I can come over. I'd be there

850
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 1: like fifteen minutes to help out if you really need me.

851
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's a really sweet gesture. Really liked

852
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: your help. All right, I'm come on by Oh my god,

853
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: what a funny goal. I mean, look, I can be

854
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: over there in like fifteen minutes. I'll bring I have

855
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: some tools, I have a bucket, I don't know, I'll

856
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: bring everything to bring your rain boots, need anything. Yes, yes,

857
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: I mean I'll come right over. We can talk more

858
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: about what happened. In this call, and I'm really happy here,

859
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: willing to see me again. I was really kind of

860
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: nervous there for a while. All right, season, I'm excited

861
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 1: for you guys. Yeah, okay, well don't don't ghost him again. Yeah, thanks, guy,

862
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 1: drop everything and come and help you shovel water. That's

863
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: a rare type of dude, I think. Yeah, I think

864
00:45:54,280 --> 00:46:01,960
Speaker 1: they're gone now. Then Jebel Show on Demand, Jewels, Dirty

865
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewel Show. Hey, Hey,

866
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: how are y'all doing good? How are you? I'm doing good? Good?

867
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 1: Am I living in my car? But I'm doing good? Oh? Really?

868
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: Oh could be worse. You could not have a car

869
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:31,400
Speaker 1: to live in. Yeah, the situation could be worse, but

870
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: it could be a lot better too. Yeah that's true.

871
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess any situation could always be a

872
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: lot better. If you're a billionaire, you want two billion,

873
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, signing all the time. So, uh,

874
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 1: we're not gonna ask your name because that would be

875
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: against the rules of the Dirty Little Secret. But you

876
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? Um, yeah I do. And

877
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: it's actually gotten a little bit bigger than the one

878
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: I messaged in faked all right, So what we'll just

879
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 1: lay it out there. What's your dirty little secret? Excited?

880
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 1: So put a little back story real quick. My landlord

881
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: is a crazy lady. I live in my landlord's house, okay,

882
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: with her, So I rent the basement out a dicey.

883
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 1: I used to live in the back of a dude's house. Actually,

884
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 1: when I first moved out, when I was seventeen, I

885
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,280
Speaker 1: moved into this old lady's house. She was my landlord.

886
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,439
Speaker 1: It was her and another old dude, and they didn't

887
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: like me very much. I partied a lot at seventeen,

888
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: and then I lived with another guy too, and that's

889
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,399
Speaker 1: always hard when they live with you, you know, which

890
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: is all quick, yeah, exactly. But so everything was fine

891
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 1: until she went on vacation to go somewhere. I guess

892
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: it was like some church retreat. And she came back

893
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 1: and I put a locking key on our bedroom door

894
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 1: so people couldn't come into our bedroom whenever they wanted, right,

895
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: that's fair enough, yeah, for sure. And she literally flipped

896
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: on me, and she started telling me I started damaging

897
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: the house, and it got to the point to where

898
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: she was standing outside my bedroom door, speaking in tongues

899
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: trying to exercise. She is possessed and I have it

900
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 1: all on video. Astulated on October eighteenth when she hit

901
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: me with her vehicle. She hit you with it, yeah,

902
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,479
Speaker 1: like actually trying to run you over. Yeah, she backed

903
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: out of her driveway and she physically hit me with

904
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: her car. Wait she did it, Oh gosh. Yeah. She

905
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:29,000
Speaker 1: was charged with a salt and battery. Holy smokes. Wow,

906
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: at least you're living in a place with the same landlord.

907
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 1: Now right, Well I'm not. I'm not really the same person,

908
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: but you know I'm better than that. Yeah. I guess

909
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: nobody's really saying right exactly. But my DL asked dirty

910
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: little secret um. Before I moved out, she started blaming

911
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: me for things and was breaking my property. Yeah, so

912
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 1: I was putting nails behind her tire in her drive legs,

913
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: did new nail, a new nail every day. Her tires

914
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:08,080
Speaker 1: went flat anyway, Maybe maybe that's why she hit you

915
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 1: with the call She had a flat tire. I was

916
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: gonna say, too bad, it didn't make them all flat

917
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: before you had a chance. It was after she hit

918
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: me with the car. You were still living with her

919
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,880
Speaker 1: after she hit you with a car. Yeah, because I

920
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,839
Speaker 1: was trying to press charges against her, and I wanted

921
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: to make sure I can be there when she got

922
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: directed this sus I've always hated roommates, and I've lived

923
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: with landlords before. My roommates always, you know, didn't like that.

924
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: I wasn't very good at doing the dishes, and that

925
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: was awkward sometimes, you know, because I know they'd be

926
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:36,879
Speaker 1: pissed at me. But I have never lived with someone

927
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: that hit me with a car and I was pressing charges.

928
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 1: That's awkward when you guys see each other in the

929
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: common space. Yeah, a little bit. Um. The best part

930
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: about it is the like, a couple of days before

931
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:51,440
Speaker 1: I moved out, I took it and her bottle of

932
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 1: chopp of candle orange juice morning before she goes to ward.

933
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,359
Speaker 1: Did you hang around so she drank it freaking night?

934
00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,279
Speaker 1: This is like the most amazing. Did she drink it? Oh? Yes,

935
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 1: drink it? Yeah? Oh yes? Did you did you actually

936
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: see her drink it? Oh? Yes? What did she do?

937
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: She drank it? Again? She acted like, well, that's amazing.

938
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: Probably it must have mixed in with sunny D. Either

939
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: that or your pe tastes like sunny D. You should

940
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: bottle that stuff. And sell it and get yourself a

941
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 1: manage that keep us updated on your dirty little secret

942
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 1: whatever your name is. Oh, I definitely will thank you. Thanks.

943
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand. Just when you thought you knew

944
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 1: everything about Rudolph, it's a Jewel Show in case you

945
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: didn't know what we were doing, the first ever Jewels

946
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,720
Speaker 1: Show Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Yes, a new Christmas parody

947
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: song every single day at this time. It has been

948
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: a lot of work, yes it has. And like we're

949
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 1: about to play a new one for today, and this

950
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: one's a good one, really good. It's a shot. It's

951
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 1: there's something shocking, shocking news about one of your Christmases

952
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 1: in this I couldn't believe it, but also something you

953
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 1: would totally expect, So it's really not that shocking. It's

954
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: kind of more confirmed. You'll hear the song in just

955
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: a second. But I do want to remind you so

956
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,479
Speaker 1: far the songs that we've done for the Jewel Shows

957
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: first ever Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. I think we should

958
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 1: just do you remind people what the songs we were

959
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 1: playing little clips, but do it like a like a

960
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: cheesy you know those CDs that they come out with

961
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:24,719
Speaker 1: like now music number seven hundred and fifty four and

962
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: it's like Santists coming Home. Yeah, yeah, you might have

963
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 1: heard him on like that, so kind of like, okay,

964
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: we'll do that, so um all right, here we go.

965
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 1: I'll start it. Available in store. We're storage Walmart maybe yeah,

966
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: Walmart wm C CDs well, available only at Walmart. Right now.

967
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Shows first ever Christmas parody song extravaganzas CD,

968
00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: with such classics as police Now be Drunk, I get

969
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: drunken Christmas? Should I get drunken Christmas? Should I get

970
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:59,399
Speaker 1: drunken Christmas? My family's house? I need to blackout here

971
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:03,959
Speaker 1: santagas sexy with Christmas wish list. I'm gonna reverse the rolls,

972
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 1: come to the chimney and touch up with my candy cane.

973
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: I'll drive you insane. Let me buy you would drink.

974
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: Hit you with that winter wink. I want to lick

975
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,720
Speaker 1: the eggno from your beard. Let it dribble down until

976
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: you are filled with Christmas cheer. About to melt the

977
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 1: north pole because it is getting hot. You're married to

978
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,919
Speaker 1: what oft hey there Santa oh ho ho, and don't

979
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: call him a ho ho ho. But he's got an

980
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: only fan. It's only fans, only fans, only fans for me.

981
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: Your gift this year is seeing more of Santa than

982
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: you've seen. Hey, Only, don't forget about someone complaining to

983
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 1: the manager. It's Karen Claus. She's shaking her fist, she's

984
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 1: angry at life. She's handing out unwanted advice. Oh, Karla

985
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: is coming. It's the Jewel shows first ever parody song.

986
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 1: It's stravaganzas CD and it can be to your doorstep

987
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: right now. Except I said Walmart at the beginning, so

988
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: only at Walmart. But here is today's parody song. And

989
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: like I said, it's news that I don't think anybody's

990
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:13,920
Speaker 1: actually shocked by. But here you go show you know

991
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comment and Cupid

992
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:27,240
Speaker 1: and Donner and Blitzen. But do you call the most

993
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: talkative reindeer of old Route Off? The red nose reindeer

994
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: had a very rosine nose, and if you asked about it,

995
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: he would blame it on a cold Ask any of

996
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 1: the reindeer, they will all tell you the same, because

997
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 1: they've all parted with rude Off. He loves everything that

998
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: ends in Kane. Then one Vagus pool party, the DJ

999
00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: had to say, rude off, wise, your nose so white?

1000
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 1: Did you even sleep last night? Then all of the

1001
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:22,439
Speaker 1: elves joined him over in the v IP route off

1002
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:30,720
Speaker 1: the snow nose reindeer, never ending energy. Rudolphin, Um nose

1003
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: reindeer had a very runde nose. Alan Jesus what he

1004
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 1: cools it? But we know it's from the blow he cools.

1005
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:49,239
Speaker 1: Oh the others lane deer. Ever since he got his fame,

1006
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,919
Speaker 1: he used to be so humble, but boy, how he's

1007
00:54:54,960 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: really changed. And one shocking Christmas Eve, Anda came to say,

1008
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 1: meet by the bathroom in five roll that dollar bill

1009
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: up so tight. Then all the reindeer joined in or show.

1010
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: We'd call them snow bunnies. Rudolf and all the reindeer.

1011
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: Now all they do is this party, you guys. This year,

1012
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,840
Speaker 1: I came up the plan. We're gonna kill ye christsas,

1013
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: we're gonna get all the prison stune in like tennis,

1014
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,360
Speaker 1: and after that we're gonna time to kick it and

1015
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: relax and hang out party because I just realize day

1016
00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: you know what we're off, you know exactly how to

1017
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: do this, Like Sad doesn't really know he's doing, Like

1018
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: I know what he's doing, Like I leat this l

1019
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: Like there's reasons sendsily leave this light. I mean than

1020
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a boat shot a Boa, I'm gonna

1021
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: go didible show on demand