Speaker 1: Whoa you're on? Yeah? Okay, man, what a day. It's
Speaker 1: a great day and I got Man, I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: nothing is better than making plans with someone like a
Speaker 1: week in advance. Because we got off on Monday. What
Speaker 1: did you say? You said, man, it's a beautiful day,
Speaker 1: you should go do what? Uh? Why? When I told
Speaker 1: you to hook up with your wife? No, that's when
Speaker 1: you said, man, you should. You may even get up
Speaker 1: be able to get on the golf course. I knew
Speaker 1: what I said. Well, hey, is that when you suggested
Speaker 1: inviting another couple over. I hate to tell you, the
Speaker 1: listeners didn't know what you said. So I was just
Speaker 1: like So, I was like, Ray, duh, you know I'm
Speaker 1: going to play golf on this beautiful Monday. You oh,
Speaker 1: because random kid Cody, our old intern he married another intern.
Speaker 1: We had been texting for a week about going to
Speaker 1: play golf because we've been trying for a year year
Speaker 1: and a half to play golf. He works overnight, so
Speaker 1: the only time he can go, he likes to go
Speaker 1: right when he gets off work seven am. I mean
Speaker 1: you cater to him. I wish you did that for me. Ray.
Speaker 1: This is when he loves to hit that first ball. No,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, all right, dude, let's let's try
Speaker 1: to figure this out. And he texted me. Let me see.
Speaker 1: When he texted me, it was great. Yeah, let's get
Speaker 1: the timeline set. Yeapmart, Okay, here we go. You're being
Speaker 1: so slow. I'm about to go take a piss and
Speaker 1: then come back. He said. On Saturday, September sixth, He said, Hey,
Speaker 1: September tenth through the seventeenth, when could you play? I said,
Speaker 1: are you off all that week? He said no, but
Speaker 1: my wife's sisters in town, So I will to get
Speaker 1: more sleep even if I play golf, because there'll be
Speaker 1: help there for the kids. I get it, parenthood. I said,
Speaker 1: I could play that Monday or Wednesday. He said that
Speaker 1: Monday would be ideal. I said, could you do about
Speaker 1: one or one thirty or does it need to mean morning?
Speaker 1: He said, no, I could play at those times. It's perfect.
Speaker 2: You guys actly you're talking about like some tropical vacation.
Speaker 2: You guys are going to local Muni that would be idyllic.
Speaker 1: Correct. So this past Friday, I wanted to follow up
Speaker 1: with Cody the crystal clear waters of the Muni Pond,
Speaker 1: and I said, are we playing Monday? And he said yeah.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, is one o'clock or one thirty still
Speaker 1: good with you? And he goes, I'd prefer one o'clock.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, get to the point I don't ray.
Speaker 1: I gave him his breakfast ball at one oh two.
Speaker 1: Who gives a rip when Cody wants to play golf?
Speaker 1: That's why I play by myself. I said, is Andrew
Speaker 1: coming and does the local muni work? He said, I'll
Speaker 1: ask him. I'm not sure if he's working that day,
Speaker 1: and yes, that course works. Then he replies he's in.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, I will hit up my dude and
Speaker 1: get a tea time. I got a connection now, and
Speaker 1: they just told me that I can text him and
Speaker 1: he'll put us on the T sheet. And he goes, dang,
Speaker 1: that's big time the connections you need. I said, it
Speaker 1: only took twelve years of living here to finally have
Speaker 1: a connection at one golf course. He said, Saturday, three
Speaker 1: fifty five PM. Three lady connections. Dude.
Speaker 2: My lady doesn't make me pay until I check out
Speaker 2: for the day. If I go at the turn, She's like, honey,
Speaker 2: don't even worry about it. Get me on the way out.
Speaker 1: I love that. How's that not a connection? That's a connection.
Speaker 1: She lets me pay later. That's pretty good lay away golf.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of it. And he said on Saturday
Speaker 1: at three fifty five pm, we get in, and I replied,
Speaker 1: at five forty eight pm, he said, he's off Monday,
Speaker 1: but the guys would try to get us in on
Speaker 1: the t sheet. Okay, the connection, the connection. So we
Speaker 1: get done with the pod. On Monday, I go on,
Speaker 1: I post the pod, I close down my computer. I
Speaker 1: AM's laptop shut till Tomorrow's right, I understand the reference.
Speaker 2: No, oh, my gos Wolf of Wall Street. All women,
Speaker 2: it's a I guess largely them women. On Friday, there's
Speaker 2: this meme where it says, slam's laptop shut till Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh, and then it's like, I'm done with damn work. Boom,
Speaker 1: slams the laptop shut. God, that's what you did. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that, and so I tribed the local
Speaker 1: MUNI slam tablet home till Monday. Ray. I pull up
Speaker 1: at twelve fifty one pm, and I'm like, man, this
Speaker 1: is great. I text Cody. I said, hey, you here
Speaker 1: you up? I said, is Andrew here? And I get
Speaker 1: out of the car. I change in my shorts, my
Speaker 1: golf shirt, put my golf hat on, and I grabbed
Speaker 1: the bag and I'm about to walk up to the clubhouse.
Speaker 1: And there's a guy that's unloading his cart and he's
Speaker 1: about to get in his car, and he goes, hey,
Speaker 1: and I said, you want me to take the cart?
Speaker 1: And he goes, that'd be awesome. I said, perfect saves
Speaker 1: me the walk. Good timing, Perfect timing. And so I
Speaker 1: throw the clubs on there and I roll up to
Speaker 1: the clubhouse and I said, hey, man, you know we're
Speaker 1: here for the one. You know, we're three of us,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah, and he goes all yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: you out in a minute. I go outside and Cody
Speaker 1: still hadn't texted me back about it. Are you here?
Speaker 1: You up? That's the late night text to a chick
Speaker 1: when we were single. Are you up? Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: The new version of that is are you here? Hey?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: Where the car are you? Yeah? And I called Cody.
Speaker 1: I said, dude, are you here? And he goes, no,
Speaker 1: I'm at the zoo. You hear the zebras in the background,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, what do you mean you're at the zoo.
Speaker 1: I thought we we've been planning this. I mean, I
Speaker 1: have the text message receipts. I have a receipt at
Speaker 1: the receipt, at the receipt that we're doing this damn thing.
Speaker 1: At one o'clock on Monday, Housewives Edition, he said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I texted you later Saturday and said, do we need
Speaker 1: to come up with a backup plan. I'm like, you did,
Speaker 1: and I go back and look, and he goes, he did.
Speaker 1: He texted me at seven thirty two pm on Friday,
Speaker 1: we need a backup plan just in case question mark.
Speaker 1: But I don't understand what what backup plan did we need?
Speaker 1: We we had golf set. We sound like, dude, a
Speaker 1: bunch of monkeys trying to find our nuts. He's like, sorry, man,
Speaker 1: so I'm at the zoo with the family. Oh it's
Speaker 1: Justin would say we sound like nutless apes. And I said, well,
Speaker 1: what about Andrew? Is he coming? He goes, no, I
Speaker 1: told him we weren't playing because you never you said
Speaker 1: we didn't have a backup plan, and I guess I
Speaker 1: didn't realize. I totally missed the text.
Speaker 2: That's my fault, right, But were you taking the conversation
Speaker 2: saying it's not for sure this guy's gonna hook it up.
Speaker 1: I said, they will try, but once you're at the
Speaker 1: golf course, you just got to tell him you're there
Speaker 1: and they'll put you on the sheet and get you out.
Speaker 1: So once you get there, you're not gonna oh no, okay,
Speaker 1: and then drive to another course that takes thirty minutes
Speaker 1: and the day's ruined. Sometimes you gotta do it. If
Speaker 1: you try that one out by where I used to
Speaker 1: live in the West Side. Yeah, And so I was
Speaker 1: just like, crap man, he goes, my bad dude, He goes,
Speaker 1: we'll play one of these days, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we will, cause this just we
Speaker 1: had it set up a week in advance and it
Speaker 1: didn't come through. So I had this whole anticipation of
Speaker 1: seeing Cody. I haven't seen him, and I mean at
Speaker 1: least six seven months. I don't even know what he
Speaker 1: looks like. Does he have long hair now? Does he
Speaker 1: have short hair? Beard's part probability is the beard out
Speaker 1: of control? Like is he pushing three hundred pounds? Has
Speaker 1: he been working? I have no idea what's going on
Speaker 1: in his life.
Speaker 2: I was just saying, especially with the convention, people put
Speaker 2: twenty pounds on him in some facial hair, you know,
Speaker 2: give it a year. I would say, Really, a lot
Speaker 2: of our people. I don't see a buddy from college
Speaker 2: put thirty pounds on him, longer hair, maybe a silver
Speaker 2: dollar in the back, probably what he's gonna look like.
Speaker 1: So then I had a decision to make. Do I
Speaker 1: go back to my car, pack up my bag, take
Speaker 1: off the golf shoes, and tuck my taibletree my legs
Speaker 1: and go home. Hey, do you want to take the
Speaker 1: cart back over there? Yeah? I'm not even gonna go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you take it now back. I'm done already. I finished
Speaker 1: before you, but you had already finished eighteen holes. You
Speaker 1: want to take the cart? All right? Or do since
Speaker 1: I'm at the golf course, go ahead and play? Because
Speaker 1: I was anticipating playing, and I was looking forward to
Speaker 1: a beautiful day on the course on a Monday. And
Speaker 1: I had to weigh those options. And I looked at
Speaker 1: myself and I'm like, well, I drove over here. It
Speaker 1: would kind of be a waste of gas money if
Speaker 1: I just turned around and went home. Now gotta play
Speaker 1: so I went back into the clubhouse. I was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm mistaken. I told you three. It's just gonna be me.
Speaker 1: I always mess up threes in one. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: a little confused on my numbers, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to count on my fingers how
Speaker 1: many people are actually gonna be in my group. The
Speaker 1: other one is at the zoo. The other guy, I
Speaker 1: don't know where he is.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, make up a story too. Of my
Speaker 2: buddies colleagues got stuck at the law firm. Pretty busy
Speaker 2: case I believe will win it. But yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and just play solo.
Speaker 1: Is that cool? That sounds a lot better my buddies
Speaker 1: at the zoo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my buddies at the zoo and the other guy's
Speaker 2: strung out on drugs.
Speaker 1: It's just me today, coach, makeup story. I thought the
Speaker 1: story was better that man, My my buddy chose the
Speaker 1: zoo over this dude, Like, are you kidding me? Like
Speaker 1: I thought they would relate to that. It sounds like
Speaker 1: your friends go to pee wee playhouse. Who's that guy?
Speaker 1: Freaking mister bean? No, no, mister Bean, we know pee
Speaker 1: heard yeah, pee wee herman. Anyway, So I went back in.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, man, it's just gonna be me actually,
Speaker 1: and he goes, you're ready to go right now? Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: I can go. I was like, yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: can go right and he goes, all right, Uh, you
Speaker 1: see those guys, two guys on the tea box. You're
Speaker 1: gonna join up with them. Hey, hey, Carl, Carl, you
Speaker 1: out there. Uh no, I'm out here in the bay.
Speaker 1: But what do you need? Uh? I need you to
Speaker 1: stop those guys on the tea box. Tell him you
Speaker 1: got another one joining them. Okay, I can drive right
Speaker 1: over there right now. I'll do that right now. And
Speaker 1: so I mean the cart bay is literally right next
Speaker 1: to my cart, So I mean I almost beat him
Speaker 1: to the tea box. Just yell next time. Thanks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he goes and the guy goes, all right, man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna go just jump in with those guys, all right.
Speaker 1: So I'm run out, jump up, drive up to the Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know I said I'm gonna join it. And he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what this guy told us.
Speaker 2: What is it, Beth Page, tight security ray, good foreshadowing.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be the Ryder Cup in a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be a rider coming a week and
Speaker 1: a half. I will be there. Uh. And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, man, introduced myself. Cool. Cool. I didn't see
Speaker 1: them hit. They'd already teed off and I step up
Speaker 1: and smack it down the middle like wow, man, good shot.
Speaker 1: I'm like, thanks, man, thanks, let's let's get this round going,
Speaker 1: bye bye high five. Were they together? Yeah, they were together,
Speaker 1: but I mean together together? No, no, not together. I
Speaker 1: took me like four holes to figure out if they
Speaker 1: were together together or just like together. And it turns
Speaker 1: out the one guy he mentioned his girlfriend got him
Speaker 1: maybe the shooter yep, and so she was like, he
Speaker 1: was like, ah, my girlfriend got this for me. I
Speaker 1: really love it. And so that's when I knew they
Speaker 1: weren't together together. Rangefinder, Yeah, rangefinder. And so we proceeded
Speaker 1: to play the eighteen holes, and I mean it was
Speaker 1: it was slow going, Like, what was it windy that day? No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't wind either, wasn't I mean barely any wind
Speaker 1: out the next day? Then, yeah, it was beautiful that
Speaker 1: first hole. I hit it right down the fairway and
Speaker 1: then a little wind at my back and I freaking
Speaker 1: pull out the eight iron boom and I hit it
Speaker 1: over the green too far, and then I chipped up
Speaker 1: and one putted for par and they were like whoa.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, guys, this is not gonna this. Trust me,
Speaker 1: this is not going to go on all day. Okay
Speaker 1: they were worse than you. Well, no, no, no, I just
Speaker 1: want to gauge in it. That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: That one guy, the lefty, could smack it. See what
Speaker 1: is with lefties. They've just got such a built in
Speaker 1: golf swing. And he didn't hit like his his drive
Speaker 1: it wasn't high. It was a low line drive, but
Speaker 1: it went two hundred and fifty sixty yards. Jeez. I
Speaker 1: mean he was smacking that drive and his irons went
Speaker 1: way up in the air. But was gonna say so?
Speaker 1: Then the only problem was we got to hold like four,
Speaker 1: and there's a traffic jam. There was a group in
Speaker 1: front of us had a twosome, and then the group
Speaker 1: in front of them was four and there was four walkers. Dude,
Speaker 1: not getting past them, correct, not evenly, not only four walkers,
Speaker 1: but four walkers in their sixties probably Yeah, so they
Speaker 1: are One guy got the umbrella up, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, covering him taking forever. And I mean one
Speaker 1: of the guys that I was playing with was getting
Speaker 1: so pissed.
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you, guys, it's the difference in this
Speaker 2: We have jobs. We're kind of like lackeyy split. These
Speaker 2: guys have nowhere to be and I respect that they're
Speaker 2: in no hurry. But that's what the golf course brings rich, poor, retired, unretired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, homeless, not homeless, mansions and moats and people that
Speaker 1: living on a boat. I mean, there's all sorts of
Speaker 1: people at the golf course. And the one dude in
Speaker 1: my group is getting so mad. I mean we were
Speaker 1: on whole six. Wait their ages, they're probably late twenties. Okay,
Speaker 1: it would be my guests. Those are bros. They're bros
Speaker 1: because one of them was from the Wood, Brentwood. But uh,
Speaker 1: you know, he's not living at home anymore. He's living
Speaker 1: he's got a real job. He's in real estate raising crypto.
Speaker 1: The other guy was in tech sales and he hadn't
Speaker 1: had a dishwasher in three weeks? What is he an
Speaker 1: AI bought? What do you mean he's in tech sales?
Speaker 1: That's what he told me, Man, tech sales, how do
Speaker 1: you do program? Chad GPT your little Gemini? I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you do? Call people and say, hey, will
Speaker 1: you sign up for AI? I didn't really ask questions,
Speaker 1: but cool. And he hadn't had a dishwasher for three
Speaker 1: weeks and the dishwasher guy said, oh, I can come
Speaker 1: between eight and noon. So he was like, I thought,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take half the day off. You know, he'll
Speaker 1: be here at eight, get it done, I'll go to work.
Speaker 1: He goes. Dude didn't show up till noon, he goes,
Speaker 1: so it's right in the middle of the day. So
Speaker 1: I just said, screw it, I'm taking the whole day.
Speaker 1: We're going to play golf. The worst when they have
Speaker 1: the window and they do the end of the window,
Speaker 1: the end of the windows the worst. He's like. So
Speaker 1: he was I was like, man, if we hurry, we
Speaker 1: can get the golf course, we can get eighteen in.
Speaker 1: And we're sitting there on the T box on six
Speaker 1: and the one guy's like, man, this is so stupid.
Speaker 1: So they shouldn't even offer walking at the golf course.
Speaker 1: It's so dumb, Like, what's the even point of walking?
Speaker 1: The golf course, Like, this is why golf courses are stupid,
Speaker 1: because they don't need to be offering walkers because all
Speaker 1: it does is slow everybody down and it's just an
Speaker 1: inconvenience for everybody. If they want to have walking, it
Speaker 1: should be one day a week and walkers can go
Speaker 1: on that day. Every other day you got to ride
Speaker 1: in the cart. Hey, do you need a snickers? Man?
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not the same when you're hungry, geez.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, I mean some of them do
Speaker 1: it for exercise. Well that's not my That started debating
Speaker 1: the guy in my head. In my head, in my head,
Speaker 1: in my head, I was like, well I o golf
Speaker 1: with any other people. I was like, man, in my head,
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're sixty, so they gonna do it for exercise.
Speaker 1: But he's like, I just don't get it. I mean,
Speaker 1: we got places to be and I don't want to
Speaker 1: be here for six hours. I'm with them on that,
Speaker 1: And now I was like, no, I agree. I was
Speaker 1: like no, man, I totally feel you. Man. I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd come out on weekdays trying to get
Speaker 1: in and out two and a half three hours. You
Speaker 1: can play around of golf. He's like, but maybe a
Speaker 1: turn they'll go in for like twenty minutes and then
Speaker 1: we can we'll just zip past them. Sometimes that can happen.
Speaker 1: I'm like, smart, of course didn't happen. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: because they didn't grab any pork missiles, They didn't grab anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'd tell hey, I heard they have good missiles. They
Speaker 1: went straight to the tenth tee. We could see them,
Speaker 1: so we said, we got somebody eat. I got a
Speaker 1: burger because I hadn't eaten lunch. I got a burger
Speaker 1: and some sun chips. And then we went to number ten,
Speaker 1: and what do we do? Stop playing? We stopped playing.
Speaker 1: We sat there and sat there and let the group
Speaker 1: in front of us finish the whole number ten. Because
Speaker 1: there's no one behind us, nobody behind us. You should
Speaker 1: have jumped in front. Just skip a hole. That's what
Speaker 1: I said, dude. We could literally skip to number twelve
Speaker 1: and then come back and then come back and play
Speaker 1: ten and eleven when we finish eighteen, and no, we'll
Speaker 1: just sit here. We'll just sit here. So we let
Speaker 1: the group in front of us play the part four
Speaker 1: that number ten, and then they played the par three,
Speaker 1: number eleven, and we didn't tee off on number ten
Speaker 1: until they were teeing off on number twelve. The group
Speaker 1: in front of us smart. Then it pretty much flowed
Speaker 1: the rest of the day. Okay, rest of the day
Speaker 1: it flowed. And let me tell you, Ray, when I
Speaker 1: got that par on number one, I was like, man,
Speaker 1: that was awesome. And then I think I got a
Speaker 1: bogie on number two, and then the number three is
Speaker 1: a par five. I hit it left out of the fairway,
Speaker 1: then I hit it right, and there's some trees and
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I'm gonna have to do a punch
Speaker 1: shot or I'm gonna go over those trees. And I
Speaker 1: don't really know how to go over trees. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not in our bag. It's not really in our bag.
Speaker 1: What you talking about? Over the tree? Anytime you try
Speaker 1: to go over the tree, you're gonna go right into it,
Speaker 1: Like just go under it, right. But if I go
Speaker 1: under it, I don't think there's a real shot at
Speaker 1: me making it to the green and three and you know,
Speaker 1: so I was like, I'm gona I'm gonna try this.
Speaker 1: So I get the eight iron out hit some guy's
Speaker 1: house and I'm in the rough and I kind of
Speaker 1: opened the club face and I just whack, and oh
Speaker 1: my god, it went over the tree, and I mean
Speaker 1: it's going right for the pines, bounces, goes right by
Speaker 1: the pin and rolls off the back of the green.
Speaker 1: But I mean, no, no, no, it was probably the
Speaker 1: greatest iron shot I've ever hit because it went over
Speaker 1: the tree. And I'm in my in my size bag,
Speaker 1: going damn, that was a golf shot. That was a
Speaker 1: golf shot. That's what the pros do. But they can
Speaker 1: stick it on the green. That's the difference. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that is the difference. They stick it right by the
Speaker 1: stick and right they got brakes on that ball. And
Speaker 1: so after nine, I'm plus six. That's good. I'm a
Speaker 1: plus six. Okay, so you're at forty one. I am
Speaker 1: on fire, So you're a plus twelve handicap at this point.
Speaker 1: At that time, I am looking at like wow, wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: we're setting this course on fire. You're plus twelve. I
Speaker 1: defillot this thing for I got the golf finder. Yeap.
Speaker 2: The max it goes is plus twenty. I'm plus like
Speaker 2: twenty five. It would even go as high as I am.
Speaker 1: I'm usually like a p plus eighteen or nineteen, you
Speaker 1: are that's my handy. Yeah, it must be a plus forty.
Speaker 1: And so we go to number ten and I get
Speaker 1: up there and I hit the drive, goes a little
Speaker 1: right in the rough. I'm hitting it out of the rough,
Speaker 1: and I mean I yank it so far left into
Speaker 1: the woods, chip it up onto the green, three put
Speaker 1: triple bogie. Uh, there goes the handicap and there, I mean,
Speaker 1: after being plus six on the front, I'm plus three
Speaker 1: and number ten and I'm just like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: And you got those old fellows looming up ahead. The
Speaker 2: only thing you can do there is crack one open.
Speaker 1: Just enjoy the day.
Speaker 2: But I know you don't crack one open because it's
Speaker 2: a Monday Monday, but sometimes you got to otherwise you're
Speaker 2: not gonna enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1: And I will say, these Brosky's they didn't crack one open,
Speaker 1: really on a Monday day off two dudes in the
Speaker 1: mid twenties not cracking open a single one.
Speaker 2: The thing I always got a good laugh the Muni
Speaker 2: on the West Side. It didn't matter Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, obviously, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 2: those first three days of a week, bros would crack
Speaker 2: at noon, cracks it. Heck, they even got me cracking.
Speaker 2: One time, Abby was doing the walk around Arnold's girl
Speaker 2: and she saw me crack a beer.
Speaker 1: I go, I literally have two beers out here in
Speaker 1: your mom and you walk around the track right when
Speaker 1: I'm drinking a beer, I look like an alcoholic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes you feel It felt weird, and they weren't
Speaker 1: cracking a beer. But on whole number five they started
Speaker 1: hitting their vapes. I didn't they didn't look like vapors.
Speaker 1: Did see so that they're California. I had no idea
Speaker 1: they would be vapors. They did not look like vapor
Speaker 1: all are, but they were smoke everywhere. When we went
Speaker 1: to low Kei fuxs. We went to Hawaii. Whoa, okay,
Speaker 1: rich rich these vapors in this economy. These terran was
Speaker 1: so into the vape. We went to five ten stores
Speaker 1: in Lahina, which went the entire Maui Island to try
Speaker 1: and find a vape. She couldn't get one.
Speaker 2: Those people are a dude. We were down doors for
Speaker 2: them to open up at seven am because she woke
Speaker 2: up and needed the vape. Those things are more addictive
Speaker 2: than cigarettes.
Speaker 1: That's what I hear. And they're worse for you, is
Speaker 1: what I hear. I was like, kids, put down the vapes.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to nurse a hangover all I needed some
Speaker 2: eggs and Baky and Terrence just drove the entire Maui
Speaker 2: Island looking for this vape, just to get some of
Speaker 2: this whatever it was. It's magic power, magic little fairy
Speaker 2: dust into her lungs.
Speaker 1: What was it was? Probably the weed one I don't know.
Speaker 1: And now there's thirteen. Yeah, theirs didn't smell like weed.
Speaker 1: I know what weed smells like, and it didn't smell
Speaker 1: like it. So then we go throughout the after that
Speaker 1: triple bogie, I think I maybe bogie the next one,
Speaker 1: then PARR, then parr, then par then bogie. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: keeping the note card right here. Then par so going
Speaker 1: to seventeen. If I can par both these holes, I
Speaker 1: am gonna shoot a personal best of my life. Woh.
Speaker 1: So I step up on the par five seventeenth and
Speaker 1: I line up that drive what and I absolutely murder
Speaker 1: shit murder the freaking drive. So then I'm sitting I
Speaker 1: don't know how far out two twenty out on the
Speaker 1: par five. I mean, get the hybrid. Get the hybrid exactly.
Speaker 1: I just want to put it. You know I could
Speaker 1: what I really should have done. You ain't driving the green.
Speaker 1: You just need to lay up. No, no, should have
Speaker 1: done a six iron. Put that about one fifty five
Speaker 1: and that way you're sitting eighty zo out, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, No big deal. But instead I get
Speaker 1: the four wood. Now, yank it to the left a
Speaker 1: little bit in the rough, but I'm only sixty yards out.
Speaker 1: So all right, get that attech wedge right on the
Speaker 1: green below the hole in three in three green in
Speaker 1: regulation beautiful g I R I line up that putt.
Speaker 1: It's probably about a eighteen footer. Line it up, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna go left to right. There's a big hook,
Speaker 1: think and it starts curving to the right, starts curving
Speaker 1: to the right, and the guy's like, oh oh oh,
Speaker 1: stays on the top side of the hole, goes past
Speaker 1: the hole down a hill. It's okay, it's okay. Oh no.
Speaker 1: So he went off the green, not off the green,
Speaker 1: but just like to the backside of the green. And
Speaker 1: I'm all right, that's all right. I'm gonna step up
Speaker 1: with my Putter, would you mind not saying anything this time?
Speaker 1: College bro after the drive of my life for poor missus,
Speaker 1: and I bogey and I bogey. So now you got
Speaker 1: a birdy to have the best score of your life?
Speaker 1: Have to have a birdie for the best score of
Speaker 1: my life. Assuming you don't, let's go to break and
Speaker 1: onto another story. Oh you did, And so I step
Speaker 1: up on eighteen. I'm like this one it's for Cody
Speaker 1: who didn't show up. Whack And I rip it right
Speaker 1: down on the fairway. But the only problem is there's
Speaker 1: this big tree that hangs over the fairway. Now I'm
Speaker 1: on the right side of the fairway. Do you want
Speaker 1: to be on the right And I'm like, okay, Do
Speaker 1: I go over this tree? No, through it gets your
Speaker 1: four or do I get my four iron and sting
Speaker 1: it up on the green? Give it a stinger man
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty out? What do you boys think?
Speaker 1: Be sting or rainbow? Not you guys are gay or anything?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean golf term. So I pull
Speaker 1: out the four iron, hit that stinger rolls right past
Speaker 1: the hole six feet below the cup. There you go,
Speaker 1: there's your birdie and we're gonna take a break, and
Speaker 1: then I drop a ball just because I'm gonna see
Speaker 1: if I can get it over this tree? Why would
Speaker 1: you do that? And I hit it over the tree,
Speaker 1: but short of the green. The right call was the stinger.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to practice the shot. But after you're
Speaker 1: playing perfect and don't try and mess all right, don't
Speaker 1: try to mess with it. And the guys they they're
Speaker 1: on the green now. One guy misses his put bad.
Speaker 1: Other guy misses his put bad. So it's my turn
Speaker 1: to go. I step up. It's gonna be a little
Speaker 1: right to left bender, right to left bender. I have
Speaker 1: the sound effect ready, I step up, clink, it's starting
Speaker 1: to curve left, curve left, and whoa, And I said,
Speaker 1: if yeah, boys, if yeah. You guys just got to
Speaker 1: see me shoot the best round of my freaking life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't know you cool? Uh, I see you never
Speaker 1: Thanks for playing with us, like that's why I don't
Speaker 1: play with people. And they don't give a rip of
Speaker 1: you for Adam, And they didn't really care. They're like
Speaker 1: they're like, oh that's cool, man, that's cool. They're like,
Speaker 1: what'd you shoot? Good luck with air conditioning sales or
Speaker 1: whatever you do. Heading back to the Tech World Seal
Speaker 1: lader Man I said, and they said, what's you shooting?
Speaker 1: I was like, eighty three, and then one guy's like, oh,
Speaker 1: shot in eighty one. So I'm like, dude, you don't
Speaker 1: have to one up me. I am in my moment
Speaker 1: right now, eighty three eighty three. And when I say no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on, when I say eighty three, I mean a
Speaker 1: one hundred legit eighty three. Okay. I've played with you before.
Speaker 1: I believe you. Not a single gear, ain't no foot wedges, no,
Speaker 1: no gimmes, I put it. Every putt gimme from a
Speaker 1: foot out is fine, every putt for putt it gimme
Speaker 1: five feet out is fine. No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: You miss a putt be adjust in play three cup
Speaker 1: links out is again. Anybody that does that, guys, that's
Speaker 1: where you're gonna get all your points. Miss all those
Speaker 1: putts you get the time. So I hate the people
Speaker 1: we joke about this. I hate the people that do
Speaker 1: a gimme and it's like five feet guys, those are
Speaker 1: the ones you miss, and that's so hard. Remember that
Speaker 1: adds eighteen to your score because you never make those
Speaker 1: putts and that day I did. My putter was on fire,
Speaker 1: on fire, it was. It was amazing. Okay, you celebrated
Speaker 1: by yourself. Congrats man, I did. And I told those dudes,
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, and they're like cool, man, cool.
Speaker 1: My name's Sloan. I'm all alone. Thanks guys, see you
Speaker 1: later and we'll take a break. All right, we gotta start,
Speaker 1: We gotta start the show. Many. I did not know
Speaker 1: the trip down the golf course was gonna take twenty
Speaker 1: seven minutes, right, I apologize. I was not gonna.
Speaker 2: Allow you to until I realized it was building for
Speaker 2: a grand crescendo.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, the birdie on eighteen. I'd never birdied that
Speaker 1: whole in my life ever, in my life. And you
Speaker 1: were celebrating under the Tennessee sun all by yourself. Dude. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what I did is a hell of a game.
Speaker 1: You know what I did on the way home. Nobody
Speaker 1: saw it, not your kids, your wife, me, justin nobody, dude.
Speaker 1: You and your AI bought friends, and you know what
Speaker 1: I did on the way home, though, I stopped and
Speaker 1: bought a gallon of Bluebell cookies and cream ice cream
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna celebrate with the kids, and the wife
Speaker 1: and I get home and the kids are in absolute
Speaker 1: piss moods and we got no ice cream because we
Speaker 1: had to get into bed. Here's to me, well, you
Speaker 1: had done that late. No, but we ate dinner and
Speaker 1: then yet they had to do showers and they were
Speaker 1: all grouchy and angry, and I was just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I just want to have ice cream with
Speaker 1: you guys. And my wife's like, no, no, we're not
Speaker 1: doing that because it's just gonna no. And so we
Speaker 1: didn't celebrate my greatest round ever together. All right, We're
Speaker 1: gonna do it live. We oh the one two three,
Speaker 1: so loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know
Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.
Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville and bays
Speaker 2: Or my wife in the country as a broadway girl.
Speaker 2: We had two point two acres, two point two kids
Speaker 2: at Vanderbilt. Justin is alive. He did check on him.
Speaker 2: And I'll die have a heart attack when I'm seventy
Speaker 2: two coach over to you and again back over to me.
Speaker 2: I haven't played golf in months. It's too damn hot.
Speaker 2: And never know when we're gonna get off work. And
Speaker 2: on Saturday, Baser wants to hang out on Friday, she
Speaker 2: wants to hang out on random Fridays justin it'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: we should have made a tea time and I'll say, well,
Speaker 2: I just look, there's none available. So you really really
Speaker 2: can never play golf. So I just play off my
Speaker 2: back patio all the time, and I love it. And
Speaker 2: find what you love about the game of golf and
Speaker 2: do that used to be gambling. I just play golf
Speaker 2: off my back patio and I love it. Couldn't care
Speaker 2: less about the course. And I got this new rap
Speaker 2: Sodo machine. Haven't figured it out yet. Tell me that
Speaker 2: it's gonna measure all my shots. It'll show me what
Speaker 2: I'm doing, my ball speed, it shows me my attack angle,
Speaker 2: my smash factor, how fast the ball's going, the degrees
Speaker 2: that it's at, all of this stuff. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: more data on my shot than Tom Brady with his
Speaker 2: deflated footballs.
Speaker 1: Back when he used to have be the data gate.
Speaker 1: Who is the dada guy, Billy Bean, money Billy Bean.
Speaker 1: I want to have more data about my swing than
Speaker 1: Billy Bean and Moneyball. And I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 1: I knew i'd get there, So what's the data saying?
Speaker 1: I haven't got it figured out. I charged. I was
Speaker 1: all ready to set it down and do it. It
Speaker 1: has to charge for five hours, I mean five hours.
Speaker 1: I was already in bed for three hours when it
Speaker 1: was done charging, So okay, yeah, And I do know
Speaker 1: that the one guy, his driver was kind of going
Speaker 1: a little to the right. So on number sixteen he
Speaker 1: pulled out the little practice thing that you have and
Speaker 1: was practicing his drive, like with that little rubber thing
Speaker 1: with the ball on the end, the yellow dongle, the
Speaker 1: yellow dongle, he was practicing his drive. I do know that.
Speaker 1: And the lefty on number sixteen, he hit it left
Speaker 1: into the trees. Then he chunked one into the trees again,
Speaker 1: and he had a pretty good club throw. That was
Speaker 1: the only club throw on the day.
Speaker 2: Beazer's like, why don't you always play with your yellow dongle?
Speaker 2: I got and I go because it looks like the
Speaker 2: dildo they threw in the NFL field. I mean, anytime
Speaker 2: you pull out that thing on the MUNI people think
Speaker 2: you're a tool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I did see that. I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is true or not, but Laurie booked her
Speaker 1: ticket to the convention. It's about time, Laurie. We haven't
Speaker 1: seen you in about sixteen years. Hey, guys, I lost
Speaker 1: my voice. Hey it's Laura talk. So that means I
Speaker 1: assume Twins coming and he'll be disappointed. He'll be wearing
Speaker 1: his Cowboys gear. They won't be playing because he'll be
Speaker 1: playoff time. And I think I don't know if this
Speaker 1: is right, but Danny posted that she's said she can't come, Like,
Speaker 1: that's not real. Her and Mario are going to be here, right,
Speaker 1: They're always do an airbnb house. Yeah, they all do
Speaker 1: an Airbnb house. Like maybe that airbnb house broke up.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're not coming this year. I don't know. But
Speaker 1: when I saw that, I'm like, that can't be real.
Speaker 1: Do we have a deal with a hotel or can
Speaker 1: I give people a good place? You can give him
Speaker 1: a good place? Oh wait, yeah, go ahead, listen. We
Speaker 1: tipped off and ones with this spot. I usually don't
Speaker 1: like to release it, but look up, sobro Placemaker just
Speaker 1: give it a Google on Gemini. It is awesome. You
Speaker 1: don't even feel like you're in a hotel.
Speaker 2: It's actually not a hotel, and it's bigger than a
Speaker 2: hotel room.
Speaker 1: And the location is perfect. Is our stuff gonna be
Speaker 1: downtown downtown? Oh, we're hoping everything's gonna be down. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And that wasn't a good recommendation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be all downtown downtown. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: just forget I told you any of that. We got
Speaker 1: an email though. Yeah, and remember, I gotta tell my story.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, but it's a small story. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. So I went to my
Speaker 1: first Nashville sc soccer game. Excuse me on Tuesday night
Speaker 1: the US Cup. You went to the game.
Speaker 2: So they hit me with an email and they said,
Speaker 2: we're trying to get new fans to the game. All
Speaker 2: you gotta do is respond to this and we'll send
Speaker 2: you tickets. Responded just like that. They send me two tickets,
Speaker 2: tickets behind the net. So I'm gonna be right there
Speaker 2: for every goal. We scored three.
Speaker 1: Goals, saw every goal, would have saw every goal if
Speaker 1: I'd went to the game. So this is the part
Speaker 1: I feel bad about.
Speaker 2: So you click into these tickets that they sent me, okay,
Speaker 2: and I thought, well, if I'm not gonna go, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna try and sell them. So I click into these
Speaker 2: tickets that they gave me for free to try and
Speaker 2: grow the game of soccer, and they have it blocked.
Speaker 2: You can't sell them from Ticketmaster to other Ticketmaster people blocked.
Speaker 2: You can transfer, but you can't sell them. I go, crap,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't even have got these tickets in the first place.
Speaker 2: It could go to somebody else. Hold on a second,
Speaker 2: what if I go on tick pick say.
Speaker 1: That I oh, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? What is tickpck?
Speaker 1: You get tickets there? So I've never heard of it. Man,
Speaker 1: it sounds like dick pick.
Speaker 2: So what if I go to tickpic and then I
Speaker 2: transfer the tickets and I don't even involve ticket Master?
Speaker 2: All I need to do is then outside transfer instead
Speaker 2: of inside try to sell smart So on tikt pick,
Speaker 2: you don't even need screenshots of tickets.
Speaker 1: You don't need anything. Oh you do is just type
Speaker 1: in the They just trust you. If you screw somebody,
Speaker 1: they double charge your credit card.
Speaker 2: So They're assuming you're gonna be pretty trustworthy. So I
Speaker 2: throw them up there just see if they sell. If
Speaker 2: they don't know, no penalty.
Speaker 1: They sold only five minutes, thirty seven dollars profit. It
Speaker 1: was like forty five dollars profit, thirty seven dollars. They're like,
Speaker 1: we'll have it to you in two weeks some hub
Speaker 1: wallet or something. Perfect. Now, how do I get them
Speaker 1: to these people? So then I go back to the website,
Speaker 1: Nashville SC website, and there's the option to transfer tickets.
Speaker 2: It won't let you sell them, but you can transfer them.
Speaker 2: So I get the guy's name from tickpic and his email,
Speaker 2: take those tickets from Ticketmaster.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Reese? Okay, and transfer them to Reese
Speaker 1: and tikpic sends me an email and I go, I
Speaker 1: think that worked because I never really even had these
Speaker 1: virtual tickets. I never proved to Reese I had these tickets.
Speaker 1: I just I got him a random email from ticket
Speaker 1: Master that I didn't even know if they were really
Speaker 1: allowing me to transferm tickets. I hope he got them
Speaker 1: five minutes later, like eight thirty am. It all went
Speaker 1: down in no less than twenty minutes, less than twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: tickpick has accepted your tickets, and your thirty seven dollars
Speaker 1: is processing. I sold the free tickets. They sid.
Speaker 3: And Reese went to the game and he saw a
Speaker 3: massive Nashville SC win, Saame Surage with five goals. Maybe Reese,
Speaker 3: thank you Nashville SC for spreading the game of soccer.
Speaker 1: Was as happy as a clam last night. Him and
Speaker 1: his Broski, or him and his girl, or him and
Speaker 1: his dad, him and his mom. I don't know him
Speaker 1: and his kid. I don't know who he went with.
Speaker 1: Sam Surge could not be stopped. And you know what,
Speaker 1: thank you Nashville SC for growing the game of soccer.
Speaker 1: Because Reese is a fan. That's funny, man, Because I
Speaker 1: was like, I was walking around that stadium last night
Speaker 1: and see you anywhere you went. I went to that game.
Speaker 1: What are you freaking kidding? Man? I just saw you there.
Speaker 1: If I would have run into you in the concourse,
Speaker 1: I'd have been like, what are you doing here? Were
Speaker 1: you behind the net? No? Oh? See, mine was one
Speaker 1: O eight behind the net. I was side net and
Speaker 1: I when they scored one of you to saw me
Speaker 1: and Baser behind the net. I'd have been look, I
Speaker 1: look at my wife. Is that Ray and Bay over there?
Speaker 1: There's no way that's Ray and Bay. Ray would Ray
Speaker 1: would not go to a soccer game, and on a
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, let alone. But here's the great part. It
Speaker 1: was seven pm. You're right about half about that. I
Speaker 1: would go to a soccer game. I would not go
Speaker 1: to a harder game on a Tuesday night. Yeah, seven pm, dude,
Speaker 1: where you're out of there at nine ten? It was
Speaker 1: so awesome. It wasn't even late. And here's the hard part.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of good seats still available. Really there it
Speaker 1: was empty. It was it was empty. Well, those tickets
Speaker 1: so like lickety split.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know sooner got an email from tikpiksand
Speaker 2: thanks for registering, and another one banged the other email
Speaker 2: out of my inbox and said, you have.
Speaker 1: Sold your tickets? What? I just listed them? I didn't
Speaker 1: even know they're on the web. It was so empty
Speaker 1: that some of the houses weren't even selling their lawns
Speaker 1: for the game. You park on them for free? No,
Speaker 1: it was so empty. I just turned on one of
Speaker 1: the streets street parking for free, free right in front
Speaker 1: of someone's house that put up a no parking sign.
Speaker 1: Guess what I did in front of their no parking sign.
Speaker 1: I parked and I walked up my ass to that
Speaker 1: stadium out a word the entire time. Why it's not
Speaker 1: a legal sign? They just printed a no parking sign
Speaker 1: and stuck it in their yard. Like, you can't do that,
Speaker 1: you don't own the street.
Speaker 2: I want to say, though, it's this US League's Cup
Speaker 2: is confusing as hell. Give me MLS, give me the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Nobody understands it, and that's why I didn't sell out.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I had no idea what
Speaker 1: it was. It doesn't count towards stats. Now I know
Speaker 1: that count towards anything. What is it? I just want MLS.
Speaker 1: I want playoffs. I want to know NFL playoffs, NBA playoffs,
Speaker 1: mL in in season tournament NBA. It's confusing as hell.
Speaker 1: You want you want to know when it's in season
Speaker 1: tournament when they had the god ugly courts, when they
Speaker 1: have those ugly courts that are awful you can't see,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what is that crap? Well, I think
Speaker 1: w NBA does it too, They do in league tournament whatever.
Speaker 1: It's the stupidest thing ever but anyway, I still watch it.
Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah, because the Caitlyn Clark's team won it
Speaker 1: did Yeah, and now they're in the playoffs. I mean,
Speaker 1: she doesn't even play. She's never playing this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's in street clothes.
Speaker 2: But guys, if your commissioners listening, please know n season
Speaker 2: tournaments like the one at Nashville SC last night. I said,
Speaker 2: they don't make My name is Bennett, I ain't in it.
Speaker 1: My name is Paul. It's up, d'all. It doesn't make
Speaker 1: no sense. My name's uh common and Ince. It don't
Speaker 1: make no sense, dude. It's It's really weird because I
Speaker 1: thought it was the League's Cup where we played Messi
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago in the final and it
Speaker 1: was all amazing, and I kept going, man, like, what
Speaker 1: when does the Leaks Cup semi finals? When do they play?
Speaker 1: And it was like Leak's Cup has not started yet.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it is because we the Nationalists seed
Speaker 1: just advanced yesterday like whenever they it was like Leak's
Speaker 1: Cup has not started yet. Totally different tournament. We're not
Speaker 1: even in Leaks Cup because we sucked so bad last season,
Speaker 1: and the playoffs don't start for another month. Correct, that's
Speaker 1: what I care about, and still get playoff games here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll get at least one. Okay, that's actually exciting. And
Speaker 1: so we we did go last night with Josh and
Speaker 1: Mary who live around the corner. We left the kids
Speaker 1: at home with a babysitter and we saddled up and
Speaker 1: we drove to the stadium and we were there and
Speaker 1: it was empty. We had the whole road to ourselves.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Yeah, I host a podcast. The guy
Speaker 1: he kind of looks like that guy behind the net. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait is what I thought Ray was gonna be sitting
Speaker 1: in one a Wait, why does that is that? Reese?
Speaker 1: His wife just flushed? So that's weird. And I mean,
Speaker 1: we watched and it was awesome. Sam Surage, let me
Speaker 1: tell you, I want to apologize to that dude. He's
Speaker 1: player of the year. He is the player of the year,
Speaker 1: and I want to apologize to him because we got him.
Speaker 1: I feel like a year and a half ago, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and last year I thought he was a bum.
Speaker 1: He never did anything. I thought he was an absolute bum.
Speaker 1: He scores all the time, and I kept saying, get
Speaker 1: rid of him, what a waste of a signing. He
Speaker 1: is so bad at soccer, and he told me to
Speaker 1: shut the f up this year because we got a
Speaker 1: new coach and all of a sudden, the new coach
Speaker 1: knows how to use him, and he scores all the time.
Speaker 1: He had a hat trick last night. And NSC is
Speaker 1: in the championship of the US Open Cup. Yes, and
Speaker 1: the championship game's not here. If you know what, grow
Speaker 1: the game, send me a couple more tickets. Now let's see. No,
Speaker 1: you can't because the game's not here. The game is
Speaker 1: either going to be in Minnesota or it's gonna be
Speaker 1: in Austin. They played a night and the winner of
Speaker 1: that game gets to host the championship on October first. Oh,
Speaker 1: what day is October first? You know? Maybe a weekend? No,
Speaker 1: a Wednesday night. Okay, well I can't go to that game.
Speaker 1: Yeah if you were going to, yeah, I get you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys won, So it seems like, well
Speaker 2: we should have a home game for the championship.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but one of those two teams is gonna win,
Speaker 1: so they should. They did a coin flip at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the tournament, and the coin flip determined the
Speaker 1: winner of the Western Division side they get to host
Speaker 1: the championship. But it was great, man. The stadium was empty,
Speaker 1: there was no lines at the concessions, there was no
Speaker 1: line at the bathroom. It was fantastic. No traffic getting out,
Speaker 1: free parking. I mean, it was amazing. What a great
Speaker 1: night traving to the airport. The weather was beautiful and
Speaker 1: my wife made a huge mistake though. It did his sprinkle. No,
Speaker 1: it downpoured before, yeah, but then it did not. It
Speaker 1: cleared up and it was a beautiful night for soccer.
Speaker 1: That's only the second time it is rain and it
Speaker 1: was a sprinkle. It has rained in the last month
Speaker 1: in Nashville. No, it was a monsoon at our house
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes. It's sprinkled, not monsoon. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: soccer practice cancel. Okay, we got out there, We're getting dressed.
Speaker 1: Boom thunder. All right, wrap it up, boys, get in
Speaker 1: the car, let's go and guys, I'm not gonna try
Speaker 1: and sound too weathery. But I looked at the radar
Speaker 1: because the clouds looked cumulonimbus and it was I was
Speaker 1: sure they weren't stratus.
Speaker 2: It was not supposed to rain, and they did whatever
Speaker 2: they did in the atmosphere and it then rained. Maybe
Speaker 2: it was always supposed to rain in Nashville, I'm not
Speaker 2: speaking that. But in the Indian Lake area, it was
Speaker 2: not supposed to rain, and it rained, I will tell
Speaker 2: you right now. And there was not supposed to be
Speaker 2: radar at five and it rained.
Speaker 1: It was nowhere on the radar. Dude, I didn't see
Speaker 1: anything about rain, but boom boys, let's go. Let's go
Speaker 1: in the car. In the car, it blew my plant
Speaker 1: over my I have like a turf I have. I
Speaker 1: do the same turf the Titans do on the stadium.
Speaker 1: I put it on the patio.
Speaker 2: It blew that thing all the way onto the grass. Basically, like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing out there remodeling? I go remodeling.
Speaker 2: A windstorm just came through. A DRENCHO just ripped my
Speaker 2: palm tree off to the side of the house. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not remodeling. I'm putting crap back. Let's take a break.
Speaker 1: We're bre it back now. Let's check the email. Man,
Speaker 1: I got a good email, says hey, coachers, hope you're
Speaker 1: doing well. A little Vegas tip for you. When you
Speaker 1: have a voucher for less than a dollar. Put the
Speaker 1: voucher into the Dragon of Phoenix link machine. The machine
Speaker 1: will give you a chance for a free spin. Most
Speaker 1: of the time you will not get a free spin,
Speaker 1: but sometimes you do. Last week in Vegas, I tried
Speaker 1: for a free spin on a seventy six cent voucher.
Speaker 1: I got a free twenty five dollars spin and it
Speaker 1: hit for a bonus of eight hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: So never donate the change from your vouchers and always
Speaker 1: try to get the free spin. Good luck. PS, you
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Speaker 1: you should finally try face up. Powgow degenerate Jesse, Why
Speaker 1: I don't know what powgow is, but I walk by it.
Speaker 1: I think it's the one with tiles or is that backgammon?
Speaker 2: Well, I've heard it's the one you can make money
Speaker 2: on in Vegas, but I believe it's not easy to play.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: What's the easiest game the casino roulette? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: Beazer knows how to play it. I know how to
Speaker 2: play it. You know how to play it?
Speaker 1: Powgow? Do you know how to play it? I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So I believe it's the most
Speaker 2: difficult one. We tend to be like Jen Pop and
Speaker 2: stick to the easiest black jack. Get to twenty one.
Speaker 2: Who can get the closest Powgow. I believe there's twists
Speaker 2: and turns.
Speaker 1: If I need to watch an hour YouTube about it,
Speaker 1: I will because I'm so tired of talking about it
Speaker 1: and not knowing what the damn hell it is. I'll
Speaker 1: find out this weekend. I'll play powow. The time not
Speaker 1: to find out about a game is when you're in
Speaker 1: casino with your own money. No, I'm gonna text Ginny
Speaker 1: right now and I'm gonna tell her, Hey, can you
Speaker 1: learn powgow so you can teach us this weekend? Her
Speaker 1: and her husband Andy are going your friends. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got a lock for you. Okay. You can either take
Speaker 1: it or leave it. So, but if you decide to
Speaker 1: take it, you've actually got to bet it. Okay. So
Speaker 1: there was an NFL There was.
Speaker 2: A college quarterback that was drunk and on Broadway at
Speaker 2: Jelly Rolls last night with Johnny Manziel. They were partying
Speaker 2: till I saw the video at two three am, and
Speaker 2: they had multiple bottles of nineteen fifty seven tequila.
Speaker 1: I wonder who Tennessee Tech's playing this weekend. So it
Speaker 1: wasn't them, It was a more known school in Nashville. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: got it, it was Vanderbilt. Oh who would be an
Speaker 1: important player on Vanderbilt's team? Huh, I'm gonna say. The
Speaker 1: only player on Vanderbilt's team is Diego Pavia. So he
Speaker 1: was partying with Johnny Manziel. I have picture confirmation till
Speaker 1: about three am on a Tuesday night. That same team
Speaker 1: is four touchdown favorites on Saturday. Don't know who they play,
Speaker 1: Georgia State maybe? Okay, let me see. I am telling
Speaker 1: you right now. Option B. Take the team they play
Speaker 1: plus four touchdowns and lock it up. That's probably the
Speaker 1: worst bet you've ever made because they're twenty one year
Speaker 1: old college students. You know what college students do. They
Speaker 1: drink hard on a Monday. They drink hard on a Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and they still wake up to go to class. They
Speaker 1: still wake up to go to practice. Apparently you need
Speaker 1: a picture I do. Did you ever post your picture
Speaker 1: of Johnny Manziel?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Can you post that today? No? What holding it hostage?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're holding it hostage.
Speaker 2: The Big Show didn't want it, so I'm holding it hostage.
Speaker 1: Nobody gets to see it. It's on my bedside table.
Speaker 1: The listeners want to see it. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: Here's Johnny Manziel at Jelly Rolls. Okay, this is uh,
Speaker 1: this is two AM. And next pick is Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 1: Oh the guy on the far right. Uh oh, let's see.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Diego Pavio and that is two bottles of
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty two baby. So what you're saying is you
Speaker 1: don't think he's taking his prep work very seriously this week.
Speaker 2: I always thought Monday, or actually with NFL, they play,
Speaker 2: they practice on Monday or they go through tape and
Speaker 2: Tuesday's the off day. So does that mean since college
Speaker 2: they practice and go through stuff on Sunday and Mondays
Speaker 2: the off day, But Tuesday means they would have practiced
Speaker 2: then they have practice again today. How do you go
Speaker 2: out partying and then practice the next day?
Speaker 1: Right? Did you ever do that? Did you win? No? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because they're different at I mean they could go to
Speaker 1: the locker room and just get an IV no problem. Hey,
Speaker 1: I had tequila last night, Gott in the extra NAD.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the coaches know. I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 1: training staff knows. Hey, Diego is out on Broadway last night.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have two bags of IVS waiting for
Speaker 1: him when he gets home. Or maybe what he not
Speaker 1: even that when he gets to the facility. Maybe they
Speaker 1: do it at his apartment when he gets home that night. Well,
Speaker 1: and two other people, yeah to the picture. Tate Hamby, Who,
Speaker 1: Tate Hamby, let me google went must Champ? Oh? And
Speaker 1: Michael Mancini sounds like Tate what? Tate what? Sounds like
Speaker 1: the mother mush? Hey, mush Champ plays for the Vandy
Speaker 1: football team, so he's alignman Tate who and Tate Hamby Hamby?
Speaker 1: I want to know how many of the Vandy players
Speaker 1: h a wide receiver in safety? For Quenchesahs, I mean
Speaker 1: he is a sophomore, he's six foot two, he plays
Speaker 1: what does he play for Fandy? And as a freshman
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four he did not see any action?
Speaker 1: Then what about he was ranked top twenty five recruits
Speaker 1: in Louisiana and back in the day his he his
Speaker 1: father Rooster played football at Louisiana Tech. He enjoys hunting
Speaker 1: and catching alligators in his free time. He has three siblings, Ali, Ray,
Speaker 1: Carly and Tyler. But I don't even know what he plays.
Speaker 1: Oh great and Michael Mancini the other guys of and
Speaker 1: Andy baseball players. So there is at least two of
Speaker 1: those players are on the Vandy football team. Yeah, so far.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five against Charleston Southern, when he was
Speaker 1: forty five to three, he had zero tackles, zero sacks,
Speaker 1: zero force fumbles zero. I in ts at Virginia Tech
Speaker 1: he had zeros and at South Carolina he had zeros.
Speaker 1: Oh and must champions the backup quarterback. Ah, that's it.
Speaker 1: So then okay, so yeah, it's just Tate. It's Tate,
Speaker 1: Tate Hamby and Hay hadn't played. He plays, doesn't. No,
Speaker 1: he's vital, he'll run a lot of routes. But I'm
Speaker 1: looking at Tate Hamby's stat stats. He has nothing. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: he has three punt returns. That's what I'm saying, dude,
Speaker 1: the punt game is gonna be affected. Yeah, oh maybe
Speaker 1: he you're telling me this guy doesn't affect the game. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's not good. I just don't see
Speaker 1: any stats from him right now. Half the Vandy team
Speaker 1: was out at Jelly Rolls. That's what we So, if
Speaker 1: you're coming to town, you want to party with Diego
Speaker 1: Pavia and the Vandy team, go to Jelly Rolls. That's
Speaker 1: the moral of the story. No, the moral of the stories.
Speaker 1: You need to bet four touchdowns the other team on Saturday.
Speaker 1: I doubt it. We'll take a break, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Give you research for Vegas and you leave. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: actually good. That's really good research. That means Diego Pavia
Speaker 1: is probably gonna listen and want to prove you wrong.
Speaker 1: I think Diego Pavia can go hard and play hard. Hey, coachers,
Speaker 1: Ray Mundo, if you call your father in law Phil,
Speaker 1: does that mean you call your mother in law Mill?
Speaker 1: The code of the mailman in Ohio. Now Mill's too
Speaker 1: close to Milf. That'd be awkward. Yeah, that's really weird. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: how the heck do we split the coaches Convention tickets
Speaker 1: into payments? I feel like a monkey with a wrench
Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. I'm glad the tickets are
Speaker 1: on sale because we didn't want to book anything else
Speaker 1: and then have this fall through. And also, this is
Speaker 1: what exactly goes down at these conventions. Can you explain
Speaker 1: we're clueless over here, it is like a nighttime event
Speaker 1: or how does it go down? Love the pod guys, Veronica, Veronica,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. There is nighttime events, there's daytime events.
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of things. First night, there's a welcome
Speaker 1: happy hour. We get together, have drinks. It's usually about
Speaker 1: six to eight pm, and sometimes we do a party bus.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we do other things. After that, people go their
Speaker 1: own separate ways, right and ours are some of the
Speaker 1: events are sanctioned. Yes, there's gonna be other stuff that
Speaker 1: just happens off campus. And then Saturday we do a
Speaker 1: live pod and a watch party for the NFL game.
Speaker 1: During the day, there are other events that are extra
Speaker 1: that you can pay for after that, or you can
Speaker 1: go your separate ways, meet up with other losers, do
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. And then Sunday is the
Speaker 1: same thing. We do an award ceremony and a watch
Speaker 1: party for the NFL game. And that is the end
Speaker 1: of the convention. And the Saturday TV was about three
Speaker 1: hundred by three hundred. We're in like a movie theater.
Speaker 1: It was in Chiefs, but I mean it was a
Speaker 1: massive TV like we were seeing the plays before New
Speaker 1: York was when the challenge flag was getting thrown. Hey,
Speaker 1: and if you've seen the SEC or one of the conferences,
Speaker 1: they let you into the room with the people in
Speaker 1: New York and they go, yeah, I think this is
Speaker 1: gonna be not a catch. I see it hitting the ground.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna want to reverse this one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just go ahead and reverse it.
Speaker 2: And then you see the ref go Okay, that sound
Speaker 2: like that sounds like that'll be the call that we go,
Speaker 2: all right, we're gonna reverse the call.
Speaker 1: It was an incomplete pass. We hear what the call
Speaker 1: in the field was before the fans the players very interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was an acc I believe that's pretty cool. So
Speaker 1: something to look for. Yeah, and JJ McCarthy and his
Speaker 1: eye black out three weeks. They said, Man, this dude's sucks.
Speaker 1: We got to sit him down. I'm asking my wife,
Speaker 1: how do you do payments for the convention tickets? Because
Speaker 1: I'm trying to answer her for the tickets. Guys. He
Speaker 1: can't text and talk. No, I can't. I'm not very
Speaker 1: good at that. All right, Anything else you want to
Speaker 1: talk about we gotta go home.
Speaker 2: No man, don't title this one about the tickets. Let's
Speaker 2: try and keep that on the DL and.
Speaker 1: I would never anything else cultures. Hope you're doing well.
Speaker 1: You both had to watch Love con Revenge on Netflix.
Speaker 1: No spoilers, but very similar to the Tinder Swindler and
Speaker 1: multiple stories of those same situations. And please talk about
Speaker 1: it on the pod after you watch Andrew from North Dakota. No, man,
Speaker 1: we don't do Wednesday reviews day. But you want to
Speaker 1: know something. A show that was recommended to me.
Speaker 2: What by Arnold's wife Abby What It's called Hunter's Wives.
Speaker 2: This is what she legit told me Abby.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Arnold's wife goes, hey, you guys should watch Hunters Wives.
Speaker 2: And I go, well, what's it about?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: And she goes, It's basically like a soft porn It's
Speaker 2: just a bunch of chicks hooking up with each other
Speaker 2: all the time. And I'm like, is it good? And
Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, it's great. I was watching on the plane.
Speaker 2: It's a really good show. So Abby, Arnold's wife was
Speaker 2: recommending soft porn. Hmm, thanks, we know what Arnold's into.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Oh yeah, I mean she's obviously
Speaker 1: not into Arnold. Arnold's not doing a good job.
Speaker 2: And I go, so did you like the plotline? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it was really good. Okay, thanks, So.
Speaker 1: Maybe you watch that and put it on Tuesday reviewesday
Speaker 1: for the big show. I'm probably not gonna watch it, man,
Speaker 1: I Bobby, I've been watching this soft core. No, sorry,
Speaker 1: I've been I've been too invested in the worst season
Speaker 1: a Big Brother in the history of a Big Brother is.
Speaker 1: It's god awful. That's why we got to get on
Speaker 1: it is got awful. These people don't know how to
Speaker 1: make a show.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Put us on it. Oh my god, pull up the
Speaker 1: Lauren girl. I think she forgets that there's cameras and
Speaker 1: she's on a national television show. How are you? I
Speaker 1: think I'm going to nominate him? Should I? Should I
Speaker 1: or not? I don't. I don't know. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 2: I haven't really thought about it, we even thought about it.
Speaker 2: You have no television or telephones in here. I would
Speaker 2: hope to God you've thought about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, what else have you thought about? What have
Speaker 1: you been doing? What have you been doing? I mean
Speaker 1: I thought you were a super fan. I thought you
Speaker 1: were a super fan of the show, and you're, hey,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Do you think? Do you think it'll
Speaker 1: be mad at me if I put him up? And everybody?
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never seen more tears in my freaking life.
Speaker 1: Like we cry over everything. If you get put on
Speaker 1: the block, you cry, Like why does everybody cry? Was
Speaker 1: there this much crying in older seasons? Ray? No?
Speaker 2: And also a lot of these people are going as loaners.
Speaker 2: I don't think they've ever made friends before. Because these
Speaker 2: people actually made friends with the people in the house.
Speaker 2: Those people are keeping you from the seven hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars. You realize that I wouldn't be friends
Speaker 2: with anyone at the last day, dude, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: how's it going? What's your name?
Speaker 1: I ain't learning their names, dude. I'm there to win
Speaker 1: the money, not make lifelong Hey, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: even It's not even about the game anymore. It's about
Speaker 1: lifelong friends. No, it's about the seven hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. They live in Louisiana. You're never gonna see
Speaker 1: them again. No, they all become best friends. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to see you outside the house. I can't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I understanding, you become friends, you like you, But good god,
Speaker 1: the crying every time they get put on the blog
Speaker 1: and oh my god, what's your number? I'd love to
Speaker 1: connect outside the house one eight hundred, get lost seeing ever, Hey,
Speaker 1: who's gonna vote you out? No, you've got to vote
Speaker 1: them out so you can win the money. You had
Speaker 1: to vote everybody out or else you'll never win the money.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. And the game's about being cutthroat.
Speaker 1: In every person's speech.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna campaign, ah my right right you now, guys, guy, oh, guys,
Speaker 2: vote me out.
Speaker 1: I would never campaign against my friend right here. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything bad about him. No, no, no, no. This
Speaker 1: is your chance to debate and say bad stuff about
Speaker 1: him and air out the dirty laundry so that they
Speaker 1: vote for you and not them. You just stay them
Speaker 1: to go. Guys. These people get in this house.
Speaker 2: As loaners and forget throw on a TV show to
Speaker 2: win seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It blows my mind. I would be there to work out,
Speaker 1: not talk to another girl. So Bezer doesn't kill me
Speaker 1: and come out of there with a purse. Okay, a friendship?
Speaker 1: What what was your name? Will?
Speaker 2: Sorry didn't even catch it for three months. I have
Speaker 2: a good one man later. Yeah, enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, yeah, so you have thirty second you know,
Speaker 1: you guys have a few minutes to you know, kind
Speaker 1: of strategize whenever they come back from the Blockbuster and
Speaker 1: everybody just hugs everybody. No one, nobody pulls anybody aside,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yo, bro, really you gotta vote for
Speaker 1: me because this person's doing this. And then when you're
Speaker 1: you're speaking for your life in this game. For you,
Speaker 1: your chance like is gonna be like put out of
Speaker 1: winning seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And all you
Speaker 1: say is if I'm good for your game, I hope
Speaker 1: you keep me. What tell them how you're good for
Speaker 1: their game. Tell them everything that that person on that
Speaker 1: couch just said, blow their game up. I don't care
Speaker 1: if your friends this is cutthroat, win say. Samantha said
Speaker 1: that she's gonna vote you out. Samantha said she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a real number. You're not really her number one.
Speaker 1: She just tells you that, so you'll keep her in
Speaker 1: this ouse. You have to throw darts instead of freaking.
Speaker 1: If I'm good for your game, keep me. If not,
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 2: And Will guys, it's been being a fifty year old
Speaker 2: man and podcaster being a fifty year old man here,
Speaker 2: it's been so hard. I haven't had a lot in common,
Speaker 2: and I haven't been able to really have conversations with people.
Speaker 2: Will Bro, you weren't putting this house to socialize. You
Speaker 2: were put in this house to win seven hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars. They go, would you ever do it again?
Speaker 1: Never? Because you didn't have anybody to talk to. Dude,
Speaker 1: I would have worked out in the backyard. I'd have
Speaker 1: been so tan that wouldn't have known a person's name,
Speaker 1: anybody's backstory. What's up? You're from Michigan, I know, I said, Maryland. Oh,
Speaker 1: never listen to you. How's it going all right? Thanks
Speaker 1: for the money CB has, write me a check. I'll
Speaker 1: see you guys later, connect with me sometime, get with
Speaker 1: my agent later. I will say. I do like Will's
Speaker 1: like Will when he talks to people, He's like, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm not even listen to him. I just do a
Speaker 1: lot of Yeah. That was funny. That was funny. Yeah, cool,
Speaker 1: all right, m yeah, he goes, I'm not paying attention
Speaker 1: to anything they're saying. He goes, I have no idea
Speaker 1: what they just told me. If they asked me, what
Speaker 1: did I just say, I just I would have no idea.
Speaker 1: But I just if you just say it mm hmm yeah, awesome,
Speaker 1: cool yeah. Oh, he goes that they can talk forever
Speaker 1: and I don't have to say anything, goes, I'd run
Speaker 1: to be sleeping.
Speaker 2: Ah, And guys, remember when you're in the diary room,
Speaker 2: nobody can hear you. You can be another character when
Speaker 2: you're in the diary room. You can be the person
Speaker 2: you auditioned as when you're outside in the house, play
Speaker 2: fake joke. But when you're in the diary room, I
Speaker 2: want to see some person not like That game was
Speaker 2: really fun. It was maybe my favorite game I've ever played.
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna win.
Speaker 1: No, I want you making fun of other people, Like,
Speaker 1: did you guys see the old guy trying to climb
Speaker 1: the hill? That was hilarious? How's it going? How did
Speaker 1: I look on TV? All right?
Speaker 3: Later?
Speaker 1: See a CBS? Also, can you put me some ice
Speaker 1: cream in the freezer? Thanks? Peace? These people forget they're
Speaker 1: on TV. It's amazing, it's amazing. How bad. I don't
Speaker 1: want the money. If it's good for your game, keep
Speaker 1: me what what say something bad about these people, like
Speaker 1: rip them a new one. Hey, are you tired of
Speaker 1: that person using the bathroom?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 1: Are you tired of them spreading lies? Like I mean
Speaker 1: they told me that you were trying to vote me out,
Speaker 1: that you were trying to do this, I mean, like
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, or.
Speaker 2: Like you go in the diar room and be like, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make up a lie that the uh, one
Speaker 2: of the guys came on to me.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's a bad lie. That's about that's actually yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But Veronica on Friday Spot, I'll have the answer to you.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do payments either. Suppose it's
Speaker 1: supposed to be right there, but I don't see it,
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I will figure it out. Guys,
Speaker 1: when you go in the diary room, tell CBS and
Speaker 1: America be like, hey, I'm going to make up a
Speaker 1: huge lie that one of these guys tried to grab
Speaker 1: my ass. No no, because that ruins the reputation nationally
Speaker 1: that that's not good on TV to do that. Hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't think it out fully, yeah yeah yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, all right,