WEBVTT - The Sore Losers Set A Record! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:05.240 Whoa you're on? Yeah? Okay, man, what a day. It's 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:08.160 a great day and I got Man, I gotta tell you, 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:13.400 nothing is better than making plans with someone like a 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:17.319 week in advance. Because we got off on Monday. What 0:00:17.360 --> 0:00:19.640 did you say? You said, man, it's a beautiful day, 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:22.680 you should go do what? Uh? Why? When I told 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:25.160 you to hook up with your wife? No, that's when 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:26.920 you said, man, you should. You may even get up 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.400 be able to get on the golf course. I knew 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:33.000 what I said. Well, hey, is that when you suggested 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:36.920 inviting another couple over. I hate to tell you, the 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.680 listeners didn't know what you said. So I was just 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:43.919 like So, I was like, Ray, duh, you know I'm 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:48.440 going to play golf on this beautiful Monday. You oh, 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:53.920 because random kid Cody, our old intern he married another intern. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:57.720 We had been texting for a week about going to 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.600 play golf because we've been trying for a year year 0:01:01.640 --> 0:01:03.920 and a half to play golf. He works overnight, so 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:07.000 the only time he can go, he likes to go 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:09.920 right when he gets off work seven am. I mean 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.600 you cater to him. I wish you did that for me. Ray. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:15.920 This is when he loves to hit that first ball. No, 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:19.200 and so I'm like, all right, dude, let's let's try 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.839 to figure this out. And he texted me. Let me see. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.200 When he texted me, it was great. Yeah, let's get 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:31.560 the timeline set. Yeapmart, Okay, here we go. You're being 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:33.399 so slow. I'm about to go take a piss and 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:39.240 then come back. He said. On Saturday, September sixth, He said, Hey, 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:46.080 September tenth through the seventeenth, when could you play? I said, 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:51.240 are you off all that week? He said no, but 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:55.280 my wife's sisters in town, So I will to get 0:01:55.320 --> 0:02:00.480 more sleep even if I play golf, because there'll be 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:04.560 help there for the kids. I get it, parenthood. I said, 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:08.720 I could play that Monday or Wednesday. He said that 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:13.080 Monday would be ideal. I said, could you do about 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:17.040 one or one thirty or does it need to mean morning? 0:02:17.600 --> 0:02:21.320 He said, no, I could play at those times. It's perfect. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.280 You guys actly you're talking about like some tropical vacation. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:28.040 You guys are going to local Muni that would be idyllic. 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:32.600 Correct. So this past Friday, I wanted to follow up 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:36.240 with Cody the crystal clear waters of the Muni Pond, 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.639 and I said, are we playing Monday? And he said yeah. 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:46.040 I said, okay, is one o'clock or one thirty still 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.280 good with you? And he goes, I'd prefer one o'clock. 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:51.720 Oh my gosh, get to the point I don't ray. 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:56.160 I gave him his breakfast ball at one oh two. 0:02:57.200 --> 0:02:59.960 Who gives a rip when Cody wants to play golf? 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:03.320 That's why I play by myself. I said, is Andrew 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:07.480 coming and does the local muni work? He said, I'll 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:10.280 ask him. I'm not sure if he's working that day, 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:16.200 and yes, that course works. Then he replies he's in. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:19.640 I said, okay, I will hit up my dude and 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.600 get a tea time. I got a connection now, and 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:24.840 they just told me that I can text him and 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:28.400 he'll put us on the T sheet. And he goes, dang, 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:32.600 that's big time the connections you need. I said, it 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:34.880 only took twelve years of living here to finally have 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:39.920 a connection at one golf course. He said, Saturday, three 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.880 fifty five PM. Three lady connections. Dude. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.560 My lady doesn't make me pay until I check out 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:47.640 for the day. If I go at the turn, She's like, honey, 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:49.240 don't even worry about it. Get me on the way out. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:51.720 I love that. How's that not a connection? That's a connection. 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:54.760 She lets me pay later. That's pretty good lay away golf. 0:03:54.800 --> 0:03:57.440 I've never heard of it. And he said on Saturday 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:01.520 at three fifty five pm, we get in, and I replied, 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:06.160 at five forty eight pm, he said, he's off Monday, 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:08.280 but the guys would try to get us in on 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:14.880 the t sheet. Okay, the connection, the connection. So we 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:17.760 get done with the pod. On Monday, I go on, 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:22.200 I post the pod, I close down my computer. I 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:26.239 AM's laptop shut till Tomorrow's right, I understand the reference. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:30.919 No, oh, my gos Wolf of Wall Street. All women, 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:34.160 it's a I guess largely them women. On Friday, there's 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.799 this meme where it says, slam's laptop shut till Monday. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:40.920 Oh, and then it's like, I'm done with damn work. Boom, 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.839 slams the laptop shut. God, that's what you did. I didn't. 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:46.679 I didn't realize that, and so I tribed the local 0:04:46.800 --> 0:04:51.160 MUNI slam tablet home till Monday. Ray. I pull up 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:56.800 at twelve fifty one pm, and I'm like, man, this 0:04:56.880 --> 0:05:00.479 is great. I text Cody. I said, hey, you here 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:05.480 you up? I said, is Andrew here? And I get 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.520 out of the car. I change in my shorts, my 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.960 golf shirt, put my golf hat on, and I grabbed 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.080 the bag and I'm about to walk up to the clubhouse. 0:05:13.600 --> 0:05:16.920 And there's a guy that's unloading his cart and he's 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.400 about to get in his car, and he goes, hey, 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.000 and I said, you want me to take the cart? 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.279 And he goes, that'd be awesome. I said, perfect saves 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:25.800 me the walk. Good timing, Perfect timing. And so I 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.599 throw the clubs on there and I roll up to 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:32.279 the clubhouse and I said, hey, man, you know we're 0:05:32.279 --> 0:05:34.160 here for the one. You know, we're three of us, 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:35.960 blah blah blah, and he goes all yeah, we'll get 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.160 you out in a minute. I go outside and Cody 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:40.960 still hadn't texted me back about it. Are you here? 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:44.680 You up? That's the late night text to a chick 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.360 when we were single. Are you up? Yeah? Oh yeah. 0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:49.520 The new version of that is are you here? Hey? 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:49.680 Bro? 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.520 Where the car are you? Yeah? And I called Cody. 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:57.880 I said, dude, are you here? And he goes, no, 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:08.760 I'm at the zoo. You hear the zebras in the background, 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.240 and I'm like, what do you mean you're at the zoo. 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.039 I thought we we've been planning this. I mean, I 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.880 have the text message receipts. I have a receipt at 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:18.560 the receipt, at the receipt that we're doing this damn thing. 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:23.240 At one o'clock on Monday, Housewives Edition, he said, Oh, 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.360 I texted you later Saturday and said, do we need 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:30.480 to come up with a backup plan. I'm like, you did, 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.719 and I go back and look, and he goes, he did. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:37.320 He texted me at seven thirty two pm on Friday, 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.120 we need a backup plan just in case question mark. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:44.279 But I don't understand what what backup plan did we need? 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:49.000 We we had golf set. We sound like, dude, a 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:53.520 bunch of monkeys trying to find our nuts. He's like, sorry, man, 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.400 so I'm at the zoo with the family. Oh it's 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:58.200 Justin would say we sound like nutless apes. And I said, well, 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:00.479 what about Andrew? Is he coming? He goes, no, I 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:02.240 told him we weren't playing because you never you said 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.240 we didn't have a backup plan, and I guess I 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:07.240 didn't realize. I totally missed the text. 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:09.920 That's my fault, right, But were you taking the conversation 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.240 saying it's not for sure this guy's gonna hook it up. 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:16.200 I said, they will try, but once you're at the 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.880 golf course, you just got to tell him you're there 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:19.520 and they'll put you on the sheet and get you out. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:22.880 So once you get there, you're not gonna oh no, okay, 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:25.160 and then drive to another course that takes thirty minutes 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.600 and the day's ruined. Sometimes you gotta do it. If 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:29.280 you try that one out by where I used to 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.680 live in the West Side. Yeah, And so I was 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.120 just like, crap man, he goes, my bad dude, He goes, 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:37.280 we'll play one of these days, and I was like, 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.720 I don't know if we will, cause this just we 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:41.560 had it set up a week in advance and it 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.000 didn't come through. So I had this whole anticipation of 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.520 seeing Cody. I haven't seen him, and I mean at 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:49.120 least six seven months. I don't even know what he 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:50.760 looks like. Does he have long hair now? Does he 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.800 have short hair? Beard's part probability is the beard out 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:57.440 of control? Like is he pushing three hundred pounds? Has 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.040 he been working? I have no idea what's going on 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:00.720 in his life. 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.360 I was just saying, especially with the convention, people put 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.960 twenty pounds on him in some facial hair, you know, 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.200 give it a year. I would say, Really, a lot 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:11.480 of our people. I don't see a buddy from college 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.119 put thirty pounds on him, longer hair, maybe a silver 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:17.160 dollar in the back, probably what he's gonna look like. 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:21.560 So then I had a decision to make. Do I 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:23.720 go back to my car, pack up my bag, take 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.360 off the golf shoes, and tuck my taibletree my legs 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.240 and go home. Hey, do you want to take the 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:32.319 cart back over there? Yeah? I'm not even gonna go. Yeah, 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:36.320 you take it now back. I'm done already. I finished 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.640 before you, but you had already finished eighteen holes. You 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:43.560 want to take the cart? All right? Or do since 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:45.320 I'm at the golf course, go ahead and play? Because 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.360 I was anticipating playing, and I was looking forward to 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.000 a beautiful day on the course on a Monday. And 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:55.240 I had to weigh those options. And I looked at 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:58.920 myself and I'm like, well, I drove over here. It 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.720 would kind of be a waste of gas money if 0:09:00.720 --> 0:09:03.079 I just turned around and went home. Now gotta play 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:05.880 so I went back into the clubhouse. I was like, hey, man, 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.640 I'm mistaken. I told you three. It's just gonna be me. 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:13.360 I always mess up threes in one. Yeah, I get 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:15.720 a little confused on my numbers, you know what I mean. 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:18.040 It's hard for me to count on my fingers how 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:20.880 many people are actually gonna be in my group. The 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:22.840 other one is at the zoo. The other guy, I 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:23.679 don't know where he is. 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:26.080 Oh my gosh, make up a story too. Of my 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.040 buddies colleagues got stuck at the law firm. Pretty busy 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.400 case I believe will win it. But yeah, I'm gonna 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:32.280 go ahead and just play solo. 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.360 Is that cool? That sounds a lot better my buddies 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:34.880 at the zoo. 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.120 Yeah, my buddies at the zoo and the other guy's 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.320 strung out on drugs. 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:42.960 It's just me today, coach, makeup story. I thought the 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:46.040 story was better that man, My my buddy chose the 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.280 zoo over this dude, Like, are you kidding me? Like 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:50.360 I thought they would relate to that. It sounds like 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.200 your friends go to pee wee playhouse. Who's that guy? 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:59.680 Freaking mister bean? No, no, mister Bean, we know pee 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.240 heard yeah, pee wee herman. Anyway, So I went back in. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.840 I was like, hey, man, it's just gonna be me actually, 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:08.720 and he goes, you're ready to go right now? Hell yeah, 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.080 I can go. I was like, yeah, I guess I 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:11.599 can go right and he goes, all right, Uh, you 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:13.280 see those guys, two guys on the tea box. You're 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:17.360 gonna join up with them. Hey, hey, Carl, Carl, you 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:20.160 out there. Uh no, I'm out here in the bay. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.719 But what do you need? Uh? I need you to 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:24.400 stop those guys on the tea box. Tell him you 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:26.800 got another one joining them. Okay, I can drive right 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:30.200 over there right now. I'll do that right now. And 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:34.280 so I mean the cart bay is literally right next 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:36.040 to my cart, So I mean I almost beat him 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.120 to the tea box. Just yell next time. Thanks. Yeah, 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:40.600 and he goes and the guy goes, all right, man, 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:42.760 you're gonna go just jump in with those guys, all right. 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.520 So I'm run out, jump up, drive up to the Hey, Hey, 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.560 you know I said I'm gonna join it. And he goes, yeah, 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:49.560 that's what this guy told us. 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:53.079 What is it, Beth Page, tight security ray, good foreshadowing. 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:54.520 That's gonna be the Ryder Cup in a week. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:56.120 Yeah, it's gonna be a rider coming a week and 0:10:56.160 --> 0:10:59.200 a half. I will be there. Uh. And then I'm like, 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:02.120 all right, man, introduced myself. Cool. Cool. I didn't see 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.080 them hit. They'd already teed off and I step up 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:07.920 and smack it down the middle like wow, man, good shot. 0:11:07.960 --> 0:11:10.320 I'm like, thanks, man, thanks, let's let's get this round going, 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:14.000 bye bye high five. Were they together? Yeah, they were together, 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:16.560 but I mean together together? No, no, not together. I 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:18.360 took me like four holes to figure out if they 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:21.800 were together together or just like together. And it turns 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:27.120 out the one guy he mentioned his girlfriend got him 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.720 maybe the shooter yep, and so she was like, he 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:33.880 was like, ah, my girlfriend got this for me. I 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:35.480 really love it. And so that's when I knew they 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:40.240 weren't together together. Rangefinder, Yeah, rangefinder. And so we proceeded 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.920 to play the eighteen holes, and I mean it was 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:48.800 it was slow going, Like, what was it windy that day? No, 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:51.440 it wasn't wind either, wasn't I mean barely any wind 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.280 out the next day? Then, yeah, it was beautiful that 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.920 first hole. I hit it right down the fairway and 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.480 then a little wind at my back and I freaking 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.360 pull out the eight iron boom and I hit it 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:07.120 over the green too far, and then I chipped up 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.680 and one putted for par and they were like whoa. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:12.800 And I'm like, guys, this is not gonna this. Trust me, 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.160 this is not going to go on all day. Okay 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:17.760 they were worse than you. Well, no, no, no, I just 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:20.160 want to gauge in it. That's what I'm gonna say. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.400 That one guy, the lefty, could smack it. See what 0:12:23.520 --> 0:12:25.640 is with lefties. They've just got such a built in 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:28.280 golf swing. And he didn't hit like his his drive 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:30.680 it wasn't high. It was a low line drive, but 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:34.160 it went two hundred and fifty sixty yards. Jeez. I 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.559 mean he was smacking that drive and his irons went 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:42.320 way up in the air. But was gonna say so? 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:45.280 Then the only problem was we got to hold like four, 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:50.040 and there's a traffic jam. There was a group in 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.120 front of us had a twosome, and then the group 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:57.840 in front of them was four and there was four walkers. Dude, 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:02.520 not getting past them, correct, not evenly, not only four walkers, 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:07.000 but four walkers in their sixties probably Yeah, so they 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.599 are One guy got the umbrella up, you know what 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:13.839 I mean, covering him taking forever. And I mean one 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:16.000 of the guys that I was playing with was getting 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:16.560 so pissed. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:18.480 And I'm telling you, guys, it's the difference in this 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:21.280 We have jobs. We're kind of like lackeyy split. These 0:13:21.280 --> 0:13:23.840 guys have nowhere to be and I respect that they're 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:29.640 in no hurry. But that's what the golf course brings rich, poor, retired, unretired. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:35.160 Yeah, homeless, not homeless, mansions and moats and people that 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.920 living on a boat. I mean, there's all sorts of 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.040 people at the golf course. And the one dude in 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:41.559 my group is getting so mad. I mean we were 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:48.920 on whole six. Wait their ages, they're probably late twenties. Okay, 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.199 it would be my guests. Those are bros. They're bros 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:56.280 because one of them was from the Wood, Brentwood. But uh, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:13:58.720 you know, he's not living at home anymore. He's living 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:01.720 he's got a real job. He's in real estate raising crypto. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.040 The other guy was in tech sales and he hadn't 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.160 had a dishwasher in three weeks? What is he an 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:09.280 AI bought? What do you mean he's in tech sales? 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.160 That's what he told me, Man, tech sales, how do 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:15.360 you do program? Chad GPT your little Gemini? I'm like, 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:16.920 what do you do? Call people and say, hey, will 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.200 you sign up for AI? I didn't really ask questions, 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:22.040 but cool. And he hadn't had a dishwasher for three 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.800 weeks and the dishwasher guy said, oh, I can come 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:27.000 between eight and noon. So he was like, I thought, 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.040 I'm gonna take half the day off. You know, he'll 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.120 be here at eight, get it done, I'll go to work. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:33.800 He goes. Dude didn't show up till noon, he goes, 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:35.040 so it's right in the middle of the day. So 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:36.440 I just said, screw it, I'm taking the whole day. 0:14:36.480 --> 0:14:38.520 We're going to play golf. The worst when they have 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:40.200 the window and they do the end of the window, 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:41.960 the end of the windows the worst. He's like. So 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.840 he was I was like, man, if we hurry, we 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:46.520 can get the golf course, we can get eighteen in. 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.080 And we're sitting there on the T box on six 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:52.920 and the one guy's like, man, this is so stupid. 0:14:53.480 --> 0:14:55.920 So they shouldn't even offer walking at the golf course. 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:59.800 It's so dumb, Like, what's the even point of walking? 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:04.840 The golf course, Like, this is why golf courses are stupid, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.160 because they don't need to be offering walkers because all 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:10.720 it does is slow everybody down and it's just an 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.080 inconvenience for everybody. If they want to have walking, it 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.400 should be one day a week and walkers can go 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:17.480 on that day. Every other day you got to ride 0:15:17.480 --> 0:15:20.640 in the cart. Hey, do you need a snickers? Man? 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:24.000 I'm like, you're not the same when you're hungry, geez. 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:28.120 And I'm like, well, I mean some of them do 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:32.240 it for exercise. Well that's not my That started debating 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:35.440 the guy in my head. In my head, in my head, 0:15:36.120 --> 0:15:38.480 in my head, I was like, well I o golf 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.680 with any other people. I was like, man, in my head, 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:44.040 I'm like, they're sixty, so they gonna do it for exercise. 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:45.800 But he's like, I just don't get it. I mean, 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:47.440 we got places to be and I don't want to 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.520 be here for six hours. I'm with them on that, 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:51.000 And now I was like, no, I agree. I was 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.080 like no, man, I totally feel you. Man. I was like, 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:55.600 you know, I'd come out on weekdays trying to get 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:57.480 in and out two and a half three hours. You 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:01.080 can play around of golf. He's like, but maybe a 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.320 turn they'll go in for like twenty minutes and then 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:06.160 we can we'll just zip past them. Sometimes that can happen. 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:09.040 I'm like, smart, of course didn't happen. What do you mean, 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:12.560 because they didn't grab any pork missiles, They didn't grab anything. Yeah, 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.320 they'd tell hey, I heard they have good missiles. They 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.560 went straight to the tenth tee. We could see them, 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.240 so we said, we got somebody eat. I got a 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.000 burger because I hadn't eaten lunch. I got a burger 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.600 and some sun chips. And then we went to number ten, 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:28.120 and what do we do? Stop playing? We stopped playing. 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:31.600 We sat there and sat there and let the group 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:34.280 in front of us finish the whole number ten. Because 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.640 there's no one behind us, nobody behind us. You should 0:16:37.640 --> 0:16:39.800 have jumped in front. Just skip a hole. That's what 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.640 I said, dude. We could literally skip to number twelve 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:46.240 and then come back and then come back and play 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:50.480 ten and eleven when we finish eighteen, and no, we'll 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:51.960 just sit here. We'll just sit here. So we let 0:16:52.000 --> 0:16:54.240 the group in front of us play the part four 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.480 that number ten, and then they played the par three, 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:59.920 number eleven, and we didn't tee off on number ten 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:02.360 until they were teeing off on number twelve. The group 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.840 in front of us smart. Then it pretty much flowed 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:08.760 the rest of the day. Okay, rest of the day 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:11.440 it flowed. And let me tell you, Ray, when I 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:14.520 got that par on number one, I was like, man, 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:17.840 that was awesome. And then I think I got a 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:21.960 bogie on number two, and then the number three is 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:24.160 a par five. I hit it left out of the fairway, 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:27.720 then I hit it right, and there's some trees and 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:29.920 I'm like, man, I'm gonna have to do a punch 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:31.560 shot or I'm gonna go over those trees. And I 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:33.560 don't really know how to go over trees. Yeah, that's 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:35.720 not in our bag. It's not really in our bag. 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:39.520 What you talking about? Over the tree? Anytime you try 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.560 to go over the tree, you're gonna go right into it, 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:44.240 Like just go under it, right. But if I go 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:45.760 under it, I don't think there's a real shot at 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:47.760 me making it to the green and three and you know, 0:17:48.800 --> 0:17:50.119 so I was like, I'm gona I'm gonna try this. 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:53.240 So I get the eight iron out hit some guy's 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.679 house and I'm in the rough and I kind of 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:59.080 opened the club face and I just whack, and oh 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:02.520 my god, it went over the tree, and I mean 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:08.160 it's going right for the pines, bounces, goes right by 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:09.800 the pin and rolls off the back of the green. 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.320 But I mean, no, no, no, it was probably the 0:18:13.359 --> 0:18:15.600 greatest iron shot I've ever hit because it went over 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:19.440 the tree. And I'm in my in my size bag, 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:23.200 going damn, that was a golf shot. That was a 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:25.000 golf shot. That's what the pros do. But they can 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.880 stick it on the green. That's the difference. Yeah, exactly, 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:29.480 that is the difference. They stick it right by the 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:32.439 stick and right they got brakes on that ball. And 0:18:32.520 --> 0:18:36.879 so after nine, I'm plus six. That's good. I'm a 0:18:36.920 --> 0:18:40.080 plus six. Okay, so you're at forty one. I am 0:18:40.200 --> 0:18:43.720 on fire, So you're a plus twelve handicap at this point. 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:46.720 At that time, I am looking at like wow, wow, Wow, 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:49.879 we're setting this course on fire. You're plus twelve. I 0:18:50.000 --> 0:18:52.919 defillot this thing for I got the golf finder. Yeap. 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.919 The max it goes is plus twenty. I'm plus like 0:18:57.000 --> 0:18:59.119 twenty five. It would even go as high as I am. 0:18:59.200 --> 0:19:01.560 I'm usually like a p plus eighteen or nineteen, you 0:19:01.600 --> 0:19:05.200 are that's my handy. Yeah, it must be a plus forty. 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:09.520 And so we go to number ten and I get 0:19:09.600 --> 0:19:11.600 up there and I hit the drive, goes a little 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:15.080 right in the rough. I'm hitting it out of the rough, 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:18.359 and I mean I yank it so far left into 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:23.600 the woods, chip it up onto the green, three put 0:19:23.960 --> 0:19:28.360 triple bogie. Uh, there goes the handicap and there, I mean, 0:19:28.400 --> 0:19:31.480 after being plus six on the front, I'm plus three 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:35.840 and number ten and I'm just like, oh my gosh, 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:36.560 here we go. 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:40.160 And you got those old fellows looming up ahead. The 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.080 only thing you can do there is crack one open. 0:19:42.200 --> 0:19:43.000 Just enjoy the day. 0:19:43.040 --> 0:19:44.879 But I know you don't crack one open because it's 0:19:44.920 --> 0:19:47.840 a Monday Monday, but sometimes you got to otherwise you're 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:48.840 not gonna enjoy yourself. 0:19:48.880 --> 0:19:51.040 And I will say, these Brosky's they didn't crack one open, 0:19:51.359 --> 0:19:54.320 really on a Monday day off two dudes in the 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.560 mid twenties not cracking open a single one. 0:19:56.640 --> 0:19:58.840 The thing I always got a good laugh the Muni 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:03.160 on the West Side. It didn't matter Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, obviously, Thursday, Friday, 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:06.359 those first three days of a week, bros would crack 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:12.760 at noon, cracks it. Heck, they even got me cracking. 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:15.560 One time, Abby was doing the walk around Arnold's girl 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:17.040