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Speaker 1: We had been texting for a week about going to

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Speaker 1: Correct. So this past Friday, I wanted to follow up

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Speaker 1: That's what I hear. And they're worse for you, is

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00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,280
Speaker 1: what I hear. I was like, kids, put down the vapes.

422
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 2: I'm trying to nurse a hangover all I needed some

423
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,359
Speaker 2: eggs and Baky and Terrence just drove the entire Maui

424
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:19,199
Speaker 2: Island looking for this vape, just to get some of

425
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:24,240
Speaker 2: this whatever it was. It's magic power, magic little fairy

426
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 2: dust into her lungs.

427
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 1: What was it was? Probably the weed one I don't know.

428
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:31,160
Speaker 1: And now there's thirteen. Yeah, theirs didn't smell like weed.

429
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 1: I know what weed smells like, and it didn't smell

430
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 1: like it. So then we go throughout the after that

431
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:39,680
Speaker 1: triple bogie, I think I maybe bogie the next one,

432
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:47,479
Speaker 1: then PARR, then parr, then par then bogie. Okay, I'm

433
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: keeping the note card right here. Then par so going

434
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:56,280
Speaker 1: to seventeen. If I can par both these holes, I

435
00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 1: am gonna shoot a personal best of my life. Woh.

436
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 1: So I step up on the par five seventeenth and

437
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:14,960
Speaker 1: I line up that drive what and I absolutely murder

438
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 1: shit murder the freaking drive. So then I'm sitting I

439
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,159
Speaker 1: don't know how far out two twenty out on the

440
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: par five. I mean, get the hybrid. Get the hybrid exactly.

441
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 1: I just want to put it. You know I could

442
00:22:31,119 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: what I really should have done. You ain't driving the green.

443
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 1: You just need to lay up. No, no, should have

444
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 1: done a six iron. Put that about one fifty five

445
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: and that way you're sitting eighty zo out, you know

446
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,280
Speaker 1: what I mean, No big deal. But instead I get

447
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 1: the four wood. Now, yank it to the left a

448
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:50,400
Speaker 1: little bit in the rough, but I'm only sixty yards out.

449
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: So all right, get that attech wedge right on the

450
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,040
Speaker 1: green below the hole in three in three green in

451
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:03,679
Speaker 1: regulation beautiful g I R I line up that putt.

452
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:09,399
Speaker 1: It's probably about a eighteen footer. Line it up, and

453
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: it's gonna go left to right. There's a big hook,

454
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:16,879
Speaker 1: think and it starts curving to the right, starts curving

455
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: to the right, and the guy's like, oh oh oh,

456
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: stays on the top side of the hole, goes past

457
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:28,399
Speaker 1: the hole down a hill. It's okay, it's okay. Oh no.

458
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 1: So he went off the green, not off the green,

459
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: but just like to the backside of the green. And

460
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,959
Speaker 1: I'm all right, that's all right. I'm gonna step up

461
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: with my Putter, would you mind not saying anything this time?

462
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 1: College bro after the drive of my life for poor missus,

463
00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: and I bogey and I bogey. So now you got

464
00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 1: a birdy to have the best score of your life?

465
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,959
Speaker 1: Have to have a birdie for the best score of

466
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,239
Speaker 1: my life. Assuming you don't, let's go to break and

467
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: onto another story. Oh you did, And so I step

468
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: up on eighteen. I'm like this one it's for Cody

469
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: who didn't show up. Whack And I rip it right

470
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: down on the fairway. But the only problem is there's

471
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: this big tree that hangs over the fairway. Now I'm

472
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: on the right side of the fairway. Do you want

473
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 1: to be on the right And I'm like, okay, Do

474
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,680
Speaker 1: I go over this tree? No, through it gets your

475
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,680
Speaker 1: four or do I get my four iron and sting

476
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: it up on the green? Give it a stinger man

477
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty out? What do you boys think?

478
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 1: Be sting or rainbow? Not you guys are gay or anything?

479
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: You know what I mean golf term. So I pull

480
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 1: out the four iron, hit that stinger rolls right past

481
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: the hole six feet below the cup. There you go,

482
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,800
Speaker 1: there's your birdie and we're gonna take a break, and

483
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 1: then I drop a ball just because I'm gonna see

484
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 1: if I can get it over this tree? Why would

485
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 1: you do that? And I hit it over the tree,

486
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 1: but short of the green. The right call was the stinger.

487
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted to practice the shot. But after you're

488
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: playing perfect and don't try and mess all right, don't

489
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,240
Speaker 1: try to mess with it. And the guys they they're

490
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: on the green now. One guy misses his put bad.

491
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 1: Other guy misses his put bad. So it's my turn

492
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 1: to go. I step up. It's gonna be a little

493
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,959
Speaker 1: right to left bender, right to left bender. I have

494
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:32,320
Speaker 1: the sound effect ready, I step up, clink, it's starting

495
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 1: to curve left, curve left, and whoa, And I said,

496
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: if yeah, boys, if yeah. You guys just got to

497
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:48,359
Speaker 1: see me shoot the best round of my freaking life. Yeah,

498
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 1: we don't know you cool? Uh, I see you never

499
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: Thanks for playing with us, like that's why I don't

500
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,439
Speaker 1: play with people. And they don't give a rip of

501
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:58,919
Speaker 1: you for Adam, And they didn't really care. They're like

502
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 1: they're like, oh that's cool, man, that's cool. They're like,

503
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: what'd you shoot? Good luck with air conditioning sales or

504
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 1: whatever you do. Heading back to the Tech World Seal

505
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: lader Man I said, and they said, what's you shooting?

506
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: I was like, eighty three, and then one guy's like, oh,

507
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: shot in eighty one. So I'm like, dude, you don't

508
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 1: have to one up me. I am in my moment

509
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: right now, eighty three eighty three. And when I say no, no, no,

510
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,439
Speaker 1: hold on, when I say eighty three, I mean a

511
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: one hundred legit eighty three. Okay. I've played with you before.

512
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: I believe you. Not a single gear, ain't no foot wedges, no,

513
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 1: no gimmes, I put it. Every putt gimme from a

514
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 1: foot out is fine, every putt for putt it gimme

515
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 1: five feet out is fine. No no, no, no no no.

516
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 1: You miss a putt be adjust in play three cup

517
00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: links out is again. Anybody that does that, guys, that's

518
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: where you're gonna get all your points. Miss all those

519
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: putts you get the time. So I hate the people

520
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: we joke about this. I hate the people that do

521
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 1: a gimme and it's like five feet guys, those are

522
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,919
Speaker 1: the ones you miss, and that's so hard. Remember that

523
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: adds eighteen to your score because you never make those

524
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: putts and that day I did. My putter was on fire,

525
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: on fire, it was. It was amazing. Okay, you celebrated

526
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: by yourself. Congrats man, I did. And I told those dudes,

527
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, and they're like cool, man, cool.

528
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: My name's Sloan. I'm all alone. Thanks guys, see you

529
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: later and we'll take a break. All right, we gotta start,

530
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,120
Speaker 1: We gotta start the show. Many. I did not know

531
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 1: the trip down the golf course was gonna take twenty

532
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 1: seven minutes, right, I apologize. I was not gonna.

533
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: Allow you to until I realized it was building for

534
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 2: a grand crescendo.

535
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: Oh dude, the birdie on eighteen. I'd never birdied that

536
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: whole in my life ever, in my life. And you

537
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: were celebrating under the Tennessee sun all by yourself. Dude. Oh,

538
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,680
Speaker 1: you know what I did is a hell of a game.

539
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: You know what I did on the way home. Nobody

540
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: saw it, not your kids, your wife, me, justin nobody, dude.

541
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: You and your AI bought friends, and you know what

542
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 1: I did on the way home, though, I stopped and

543
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,600
Speaker 1: bought a gallon of Bluebell cookies and cream ice cream

544
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna celebrate with the kids, and the wife

545
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: and I get home and the kids are in absolute

546
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: piss moods and we got no ice cream because we

547
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: had to get into bed. Here's to me, well, you

548
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: had done that late. No, but we ate dinner and

549
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: then yet they had to do showers and they were

550
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: all grouchy and angry, and I was just like, oh

551
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: my god, I just want to have ice cream with

552
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: you guys. And my wife's like, no, no, we're not

553
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 1: doing that because it's just gonna no. And so we

554
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: didn't celebrate my greatest round ever together. All right, We're

555
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: gonna do it live. We oh the one two three,

556
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: so loser? What up? Everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

557
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

558
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: my sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius, y'all.

559
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: It's Sis and I'm from the North. I'm in Alpha Male.

560
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,480
Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville and bays

561
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 2: Or my wife in the country as a broadway girl.

562
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 2: We had two point two acres, two point two kids

563
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: at Vanderbilt. Justin is alive. He did check on him.

564
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 2: And I'll die have a heart attack when I'm seventy

565
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: two coach over to you and again back over to me.

566
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: I haven't played golf in months. It's too damn hot.

567
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 2: And never know when we're gonna get off work. And

568
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 2: on Saturday, Baser wants to hang out on Friday, she

569
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 2: wants to hang out on random Fridays justin it'll be like, hey,

570
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 2: we should have made a tea time and I'll say, well,

571
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: I just look, there's none available. So you really really

572
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: can never play golf. So I just play off my

573
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 2: back patio all the time, and I love it. And

574
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: find what you love about the game of golf and

575
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 2: do that used to be gambling. I just play golf

576
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 2: off my back patio and I love it. Couldn't care

577
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 2: less about the course. And I got this new rap

578
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: Sodo machine. Haven't figured it out yet. Tell me that

579
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: it's gonna measure all my shots. It'll show me what

580
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: I'm doing, my ball speed, it shows me my attack angle,

581
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 2: my smash factor, how fast the ball's going, the degrees

582
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: that it's at, all of this stuff. I'm gonna have

583
00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 2: more data on my shot than Tom Brady with his

584
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,959
Speaker 2: deflated footballs.

585
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 1: Back when he used to have be the data gate.

586
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: Who is the dada guy, Billy Bean, money Billy Bean.

587
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: I want to have more data about my swing than

588
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: Billy Bean and Moneyball. And I'll hang up and listen.

589
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: I knew i'd get there, So what's the data saying?

590
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,479
Speaker 1: I haven't got it figured out. I charged. I was

591
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: all ready to set it down and do it. It

592
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: has to charge for five hours, I mean five hours.

593
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: I was already in bed for three hours when it

594
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 1: was done charging, So okay, yeah, And I do know

595
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: that the one guy, his driver was kind of going

596
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: a little to the right. So on number sixteen he

597
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 1: pulled out the little practice thing that you have and

598
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: was practicing his drive, like with that little rubber thing

599
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: with the ball on the end, the yellow dongle, the

600
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: yellow dongle, he was practicing his drive. I do know that.

601
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: And the lefty on number sixteen, he hit it left

602
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: into the trees. Then he chunked one into the trees again,

603
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 1: and he had a pretty good club throw. That was

604
00:30:54,760 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: the only club throw on the day.

605
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 2: Beazer's like, why don't you always play with your yellow dongle?

606
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 2: I got and I go because it looks like the

607
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 2: dildo they threw in the NFL field. I mean, anytime

608
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 2: you pull out that thing on the MUNI people think

609
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 2: you're a tool.

610
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I did see that. I don't know

611
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: if this is true or not, but Laurie booked her

612
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: ticket to the convention. It's about time, Laurie. We haven't

613
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: seen you in about sixteen years. Hey, guys, I lost

614
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: my voice. Hey it's Laura talk. So that means I

615
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,440
Speaker 1: assume Twins coming and he'll be disappointed. He'll be wearing

616
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: his Cowboys gear. They won't be playing because he'll be

617
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: playoff time. And I think I don't know if this

618
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 1: is right, but Danny posted that she's said she can't come, Like,

619
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: that's not real. Her and Mario are going to be here, right,

620
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: They're always do an airbnb house. Yeah, they all do

621
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,320
Speaker 1: an Airbnb house. Like maybe that airbnb house broke up.

622
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 1: Maybe they're not coming this year. I don't know. But

623
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: when I saw that, I'm like, that can't be real.

624
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:50,920
Speaker 1: Do we have a deal with a hotel or can

625
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: I give people a good place? You can give him

626
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: a good place? Oh wait, yeah, go ahead, listen. We

627
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: tipped off and ones with this spot. I usually don't

628
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: like to release it, but look up, sobro Placemaker just

629
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: give it a Google on Gemini. It is awesome. You

630
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 1: don't even feel like you're in a hotel.

631
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: It's actually not a hotel, and it's bigger than a

632
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: hotel room.

633
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: And the location is perfect. Is our stuff gonna be

634
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: downtown downtown? Oh, we're hoping everything's gonna be down. I mean,

635
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. And that wasn't a good recommendation. Yeah,

636
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: it's not gonna be all downtown downtown. All right, guys,

637
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,239
Speaker 1: just forget I told you any of that. We got

638
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 1: an email though. Yeah, and remember, I gotta tell my story.

639
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, go ahead, but it's a small story. Go ahead,

640
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: I want to hear it. So I went to my

641
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: first Nashville sc soccer game. Excuse me on Tuesday night

642
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: the US Cup. You went to the game.

643
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: So they hit me with an email and they said,

644
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 2: we're trying to get new fans to the game. All

645
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 2: you gotta do is respond to this and we'll send

646
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: you tickets. Responded just like that. They send me two tickets,

647
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: tickets behind the net. So I'm gonna be right there

648
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 2: for every goal. We scored three.

649
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: Goals, saw every goal, would have saw every goal if

650
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: I'd went to the game. So this is the part

651
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: I feel bad about.

652
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 2: So you click into these tickets that they sent me, okay,

653
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 2: and I thought, well, if I'm not gonna go, I'm

654
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 2: gonna try and sell them. So I click into these

655
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: tickets that they gave me for free to try and

656
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 2: grow the game of soccer, and they have it blocked.

657
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 2: You can't sell them from Ticketmaster to other Ticketmaster people blocked.

658
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: You can transfer, but you can't sell them. I go, crap,

659
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 2: I shouldn't even have got these tickets in the first place.

660
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: It could go to somebody else. Hold on a second,

661
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 2: what if I go on tick pick say.

662
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: That I oh, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? What is tickpck?

663
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: You get tickets there? So I've never heard of it. Man,

664
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: it sounds like dick pick.

665
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 2: So what if I go to tickpic and then I

666
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: transfer the tickets and I don't even involve ticket Master?

667
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: All I need to do is then outside transfer instead

668
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 2: of inside try to sell smart So on tikt pick,

669
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: you don't even need screenshots of tickets.

670
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: You don't need anything. Oh you do is just type

671
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: in the They just trust you. If you screw somebody,

672
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: they double charge your credit card.

673
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: So They're assuming you're gonna be pretty trustworthy. So I

674
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 2: throw them up there just see if they sell. If

675
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 2: they don't know, no penalty.

676
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: They sold only five minutes, thirty seven dollars profit. It

677
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 1: was like forty five dollars profit, thirty seven dollars. They're like,

678
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 1: we'll have it to you in two weeks some hub

679
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: wallet or something. Perfect. Now, how do I get them

680
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 1: to these people? So then I go back to the website,

681
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: Nashville SC website, and there's the option to transfer tickets.

682
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 2: It won't let you sell them, but you can transfer them.

683
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 2: So I get the guy's name from tickpic and his email,

684
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: take those tickets from Ticketmaster.

685
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: What's his name? Reese? Okay, and transfer them to Reese

686
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: and tikpic sends me an email and I go, I

687
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: think that worked because I never really even had these

688
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: virtual tickets. I never proved to Reese I had these tickets.

689
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: I just I got him a random email from ticket

690
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: Master that I didn't even know if they were really

691
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: allowing me to transferm tickets. I hope he got them

692
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: five minutes later, like eight thirty am. It all went

693
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,760
Speaker 1: down in no less than twenty minutes, less than twenty minutes,

694
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: tickpick has accepted your tickets, and your thirty seven dollars

695
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: is processing. I sold the free tickets. They sid.

696
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,799
Speaker 3: And Reese went to the game and he saw a

697
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 3: massive Nashville SC win, Saame Surage with five goals. Maybe Reese,

698
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 3: thank you Nashville SC for spreading the game of soccer.

699
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 1: Was as happy as a clam last night. Him and

700
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: his Broski, or him and his girl, or him and

701
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 1: his dad, him and his mom. I don't know him

702
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,640
Speaker 1: and his kid. I don't know who he went with.

703
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: Sam Surge could not be stopped. And you know what,

704
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:52,560
Speaker 1: thank you Nashville SC for growing the game of soccer.

705
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: Because Reese is a fan. That's funny, man, Because I

706
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: was like, I was walking around that stadium last night

707
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 1: and see you anywhere you went. I went to that game.

708
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: What are you freaking kidding? Man? I just saw you there.

709
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: If I would have run into you in the concourse,

710
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: I'd have been like, what are you doing here? Were

711
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: you behind the net? No? Oh? See, mine was one

712
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 1: O eight behind the net. I was side net and

713
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: I when they scored one of you to saw me

714
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: and Baser behind the net. I'd have been look, I

715
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: look at my wife. Is that Ray and Bay over there?

716
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: There's no way that's Ray and Bay. Ray would Ray

717
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: would not go to a soccer game, and on a

718
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: Tuesday night, let alone. But here's the great part. It

719
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: was seven pm. You're right about half about that. I

720
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: would go to a soccer game. I would not go

721
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 1: to a harder game on a Tuesday night. Yeah, seven pm, dude,

722
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 1: where you're out of there at nine ten? It was

723
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: so awesome. It wasn't even late. And here's the hard part.

724
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 1: There's plenty of good seats still available. Really there it

725
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: was empty. It was it was empty. Well, those tickets

726
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,720
Speaker 1: so like lickety split.

727
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: I mean, I know sooner got an email from tikpiksand

728
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 2: thanks for registering, and another one banged the other email

729
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 2: out of my inbox and said, you have.

730
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 1: Sold your tickets? What? I just listed them? I didn't

731
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: even know they're on the web. It was so empty

732
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: that some of the houses weren't even selling their lawns

733
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: for the game. You park on them for free? No,

734
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: it was so empty. I just turned on one of

735
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,439
Speaker 1: the streets street parking for free, free right in front

736
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: of someone's house that put up a no parking sign.

737
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,919
Speaker 1: Guess what I did in front of their no parking sign.

738
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,839
Speaker 1: I parked and I walked up my ass to that

739
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: stadium out a word the entire time. Why it's not

740
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: a legal sign? They just printed a no parking sign

741
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: and stuck it in their yard. Like, you can't do that,

742
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: you don't own the street.

743
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 2: I want to say, though, it's this US League's Cup

744
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 2: is confusing as hell. Give me MLS, give me the playoffs.

745
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 2: Nobody understands it, and that's why I didn't sell out.

746
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I had no idea what

747
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: it was. It doesn't count towards stats. Now I know

748
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: that count towards anything. What is it? I just want MLS.

749
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 1: I want playoffs. I want to know NFL playoffs, NBA playoffs,

750
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 1: mL in in season tournament NBA. It's confusing as hell.

751
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: You want you want to know when it's in season

752
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 1: tournament when they had the god ugly courts, when they

753
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: have those ugly courts that are awful you can't see,

754
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 1: and you're like, what is that crap? Well, I think

755
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:25,800
Speaker 1: w NBA does it too, They do in league tournament whatever.

756
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 1: It's the stupidest thing ever but anyway, I still watch it.

757
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 1: It's fun. Yeah, because the Caitlyn Clark's team won it

758
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: did Yeah, and now they're in the playoffs. I mean,

759
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: she doesn't even play. She's never playing this year. Yeah,

760
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,800
Speaker 1: she's in street clothes.

761
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 2: But guys, if your commissioners listening, please know n season

762
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,320
Speaker 2: tournaments like the one at Nashville SC last night. I said,

763
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 2: they don't make My name is Bennett, I ain't in it.

764
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: My name is Paul. It's up, d'all. It doesn't make

765
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: no sense. My name's uh common and Ince. It don't

766
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: make no sense, dude. It's It's really weird because I

767
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 1: thought it was the League's Cup where we played Messi

768
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago in the final and it

769
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: was all amazing, and I kept going, man, like, what

770
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: when does the Leaks Cup semi finals? When do they play?

771
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: And it was like Leak's Cup has not started yet.

772
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, it is because we the Nationalists seed

773
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,760
Speaker 1: just advanced yesterday like whenever they it was like Leak's

774
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 1: Cup has not started yet. Totally different tournament. We're not

775
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: even in Leaks Cup because we sucked so bad last season,

776
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 1: and the playoffs don't start for another month. Correct, that's

777
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,959
Speaker 1: what I care about, and still get playoff games here. Yeah,

778
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 1: we'll get at least one. Okay, that's actually exciting. And

779
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 1: so we we did go last night with Josh and

780
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,359
Speaker 1: Mary who live around the corner. We left the kids

781
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: at home with a babysitter and we saddled up and

782
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: we drove to the stadium and we were there and

783
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: it was empty. We had the whole road to ourselves.

784
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Yeah, I host a podcast. The guy

785
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: he kind of looks like that guy behind the net. Yeah,

786
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 1: wait is what I thought Ray was gonna be sitting

787
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: in one a Wait, why does that is that? Reese?

788
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: His wife just flushed? So that's weird. And I mean,

789
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 1: we watched and it was awesome. Sam Surage, let me

790
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: tell you, I want to apologize to that dude. He's

791
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,720
Speaker 1: player of the year. He is the player of the year,

792
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: and I want to apologize to him because we got him.

793
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: I feel like a year and a half ago, I

794
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: don't know, and last year I thought he was a bum.

795
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: He never did anything. I thought he was an absolute bum.

796
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: He scores all the time, and I kept saying, get

797
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: rid of him, what a waste of a signing. He

798
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: is so bad at soccer, and he told me to

799
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: shut the f up this year because we got a

800
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: new coach and all of a sudden, the new coach

801
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: knows how to use him, and he scores all the time.

802
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: He had a hat trick last night. And NSC is

803
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 1: in the championship of the US Open Cup. Yes, and

804
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:45,400
Speaker 1: the championship game's not here. If you know what, grow

805
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: the game, send me a couple more tickets. Now let's see. No,

806
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: you can't because the game's not here. The game is

807
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: either going to be in Minnesota or it's gonna be

808
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: in Austin. They played a night and the winner of

809
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: that game gets to host the championship on October first. Oh,

810
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: what day is October first? You know? Maybe a weekend? No,

811
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 1: a Wednesday night. Okay, well I can't go to that game.

812
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah if you were going to, yeah, I get you.

813
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you guys won, So it seems like, well

814
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 2: we should have a home game for the championship.

815
00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, but one of those two teams is gonna win,

816
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 1: so they should. They did a coin flip at the

817
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,959
Speaker 1: beginning of the tournament, and the coin flip determined the

818
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: winner of the Western Division side they get to host

819
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:25,920
Speaker 1: the championship. But it was great, man. The stadium was empty,

820
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: there was no lines at the concessions, there was no

821
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: line at the bathroom. It was fantastic. No traffic getting out,

822
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 1: free parking. I mean, it was amazing. What a great

823
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: night traving to the airport. The weather was beautiful and

824
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: my wife made a huge mistake though. It did his sprinkle. No,

825
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: it downpoured before, yeah, but then it did not. It

826
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 1: cleared up and it was a beautiful night for soccer.

827
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: That's only the second time it is rain and it

828
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: was a sprinkle. It has rained in the last month

829
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,479
Speaker 1: in Nashville. No, it was a monsoon at our house

830
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: for like thirty minutes. It's sprinkled, not monsoon. Oh dude,

831
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: soccer practice cancel. Okay, we got out there, We're getting dressed.

832
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: Boom thunder. All right, wrap it up, boys, get in

833
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: the car, let's go and guys, I'm not gonna try

834
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: and sound too weathery. But I looked at the radar

835
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: because the clouds looked cumulonimbus and it was I was

836
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,919
Speaker 1: sure they weren't stratus.

837
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 2: It was not supposed to rain, and they did whatever

838
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 2: they did in the atmosphere and it then rained. Maybe

839
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 2: it was always supposed to rain in Nashville, I'm not

840
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 2: speaking that. But in the Indian Lake area, it was

841
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: not supposed to rain, and it rained, I will tell

842
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 2: you right now. And there was not supposed to be

843
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: radar at five and it rained.

844
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: It was nowhere on the radar. Dude, I didn't see

845
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: anything about rain, but boom boys, let's go. Let's go

846
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: in the car. In the car, it blew my plant

847
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: over my I have like a turf I have. I

848
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: do the same turf the Titans do on the stadium.

849
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: I put it on the patio.

850
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 2: It blew that thing all the way onto the grass. Basically, like,

851
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,000
Speaker 2: what are you doing out there remodeling? I go remodeling.

852
00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 2: A windstorm just came through. A DRENCHO just ripped my

853
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: palm tree off to the side of the house. No,

854
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 2: I'm not remodeling. I'm putting crap back. Let's take a break.

855
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: We're bre it back now. Let's check the email. Man,

856
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: I got a good email, says hey, coachers, hope you're

857
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: doing well. A little Vegas tip for you. When you

858
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: have a voucher for less than a dollar. Put the

859
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:26,480
Speaker 1: voucher into the Dragon of Phoenix link machine. The machine

860
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: will give you a chance for a free spin. Most

861
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: of the time you will not get a free spin,

862
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: but sometimes you do. Last week in Vegas, I tried

863
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 1: for a free spin on a seventy six cent voucher.

864
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 1: I got a free twenty five dollars spin and it

865
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: hit for a bonus of eight hundred and fifty dollars.

866
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: So never donate the change from your vouchers and always

867
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,000
Speaker 1: try to get the free spin. Good luck. PS, you

868
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 1: should finally face up. You should try finally. Oh, PS,

869
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,919
Speaker 1: you should finally try face up. Powgow degenerate Jesse, Why

870
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what powgow is, but I walk by it.

871
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: I think it's the one with tiles or is that backgammon?

872
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: Well, I've heard it's the one you can make money

873
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 2: on in Vegas, but I believe it's not easy to play.

874
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about it.

875
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: What's the easiest game the casino roulette? Yeah, I mean

876
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 2: Beazer knows how to play it. I know how to

877
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 2: play it. You know how to play it?

878
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 1: Powgow? Do you know how to play it? I don't

879
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: know what it is.

880
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So I believe it's the most

881
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:30,400
Speaker 2: difficult one. We tend to be like Jen Pop and

882
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 2: stick to the easiest black jack. Get to twenty one.

883
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 2: Who can get the closest Powgow. I believe there's twists

884
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: and turns.

885
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 1: If I need to watch an hour YouTube about it,

886
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 1: I will because I'm so tired of talking about it

887
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: and not knowing what the damn hell it is. I'll

888
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: find out this weekend. I'll play powow. The time not

889
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: to find out about a game is when you're in

890
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: casino with your own money. No, I'm gonna text Ginny

891
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: right now and I'm gonna tell her, Hey, can you

892
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 1: learn powgow so you can teach us this weekend? Her

893
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: and her husband Andy are going your friends. Yeah, I

894
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: got a lock for you. Okay. You can either take

895
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: it or leave it. So, but if you decide to

896
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: take it, you've actually got to bet it. Okay. So

897
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: there was an NFL There was.

898
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: A college quarterback that was drunk and on Broadway at

899
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,280
Speaker 2: Jelly Rolls last night with Johnny Manziel. They were partying

900
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 2: till I saw the video at two three am, and

901
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 2: they had multiple bottles of nineteen fifty seven tequila.

902
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: I wonder who Tennessee Tech's playing this weekend. So it

903
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:35,280
Speaker 1: wasn't them, It was a more known school in Nashville. Oh, okay,

904
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: got it, it was Vanderbilt. Oh who would be an

905
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 1: important player on Vanderbilt's team? Huh, I'm gonna say. The

906
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: only player on Vanderbilt's team is Diego Pavia. So he

907
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: was partying with Johnny Manziel. I have picture confirmation till

908
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: about three am on a Tuesday night. That same team

909
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 1: is four touchdown favorites on Saturday. Don't know who they play,

910
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,320
Speaker 1: Georgia State maybe? Okay, let me see. I am telling

911
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: you right now. Option B. Take the team they play

912
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: plus four touchdowns and lock it up. That's probably the

913
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: worst bet you've ever made because they're twenty one year

914
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 1: old college students. You know what college students do. They

915
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: drink hard on a Monday. They drink hard on a Tuesday,

916
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: and they still wake up to go to class. They

917
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: still wake up to go to practice. Apparently you need

918
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: a picture I do. Did you ever post your picture

919
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 1: of Johnny Manziel?

920
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 3: No?

921
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: Can you post that today? No? What holding it hostage?

922
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're holding it hostage.

923
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 2: The Big Show didn't want it, so I'm holding it hostage.

924
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: Nobody gets to see it. It's on my bedside table.

925
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: The listeners want to see it. I haven't seen it.

926
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: Here's Johnny Manziel at Jelly Rolls. Okay, this is uh,

927
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: this is two AM. And next pick is Baker Mayfield.

928
00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: Oh the guy on the far right. Uh oh, let's see.

929
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:09,839
Speaker 1: Oh that's Diego Pavio and that is two bottles of

930
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty two baby. So what you're saying is you

931
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 1: don't think he's taking his prep work very seriously this week.

932
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 2: I always thought Monday, or actually with NFL, they play,

933
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 2: they practice on Monday or they go through tape and

934
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 2: Tuesday's the off day. So does that mean since college

935
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 2: they practice and go through stuff on Sunday and Mondays

936
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,440
Speaker 2: the off day, But Tuesday means they would have practiced

937
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 2: then they have practice again today. How do you go

938
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 2: out partying and then practice the next day?

939
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: Right? Did you ever do that? Did you win? No? Oh?

940
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: Because they're different at I mean they could go to

941
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: the locker room and just get an IV no problem. Hey,

942
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: I had tequila last night, Gott in the extra NAD.

943
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the coaches know. I'm pretty sure the

944
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: training staff knows. Hey, Diego is out on Broadway last night.

945
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have two bags of IVS waiting for

946
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: him when he gets home. Or maybe what he not

947
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: even that when he gets to the facility. Maybe they

948
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 1: do it at his apartment when he gets home that night. Well,

949
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 1: and two other people, yeah to the picture. Tate Hamby, Who,

950
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: Tate Hamby, let me google went must Champ? Oh? And

951
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: Michael Mancini sounds like Tate what? Tate what? Sounds like

952
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 1: the mother mush? Hey, mush Champ plays for the Vandy

953
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: football team, so he's alignman Tate who and Tate Hamby Hamby?

954
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: I want to know how many of the Vandy players

955
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: h a wide receiver in safety? For Quenchesahs, I mean

956
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: he is a sophomore, he's six foot two, he plays

957
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: what does he play for Fandy? And as a freshman

958
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four he did not see any action?

959
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: Then what about he was ranked top twenty five recruits

960
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: in Louisiana and back in the day his he his

961
00:49:03,719 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: father Rooster played football at Louisiana Tech. He enjoys hunting

962
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: and catching alligators in his free time. He has three siblings, Ali, Ray,

963
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:15,440
Speaker 1: Carly and Tyler. But I don't even know what he plays.

964
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: Oh great and Michael Mancini the other guys of and

965
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: Andy baseball players. So there is at least two of

966
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,680
Speaker 1: those players are on the Vandy football team. Yeah, so far.

967
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty five against Charleston Southern, when he was

968
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: forty five to three, he had zero tackles, zero sacks,

969
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: zero force fumbles zero. I in ts at Virginia Tech

970
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: he had zeros and at South Carolina he had zeros.

971
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 1: Oh and must champions the backup quarterback. Ah, that's it.

972
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: So then okay, so yeah, it's just Tate. It's Tate,

973
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: Tate Hamby and Hay hadn't played. He plays, doesn't. No,

974
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: he's vital, he'll run a lot of routes. But I'm

975
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: looking at Tate Hamby's stat stats. He has nothing. Oh wait,

976
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,319
Speaker 1: he has three punt returns. That's what I'm saying, dude,

977
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 1: the punt game is gonna be affected. Yeah, oh maybe

978
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:13,919
Speaker 1: he you're telling me this guy doesn't affect the game. No,

979
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 1: I'm not saying he's not good. I just don't see

980
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: any stats from him right now. Half the Vandy team

981
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: was out at Jelly Rolls. That's what we So, if

982
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 1: you're coming to town, you want to party with Diego

983
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,839
Speaker 1: Pavia and the Vandy team, go to Jelly Rolls. That's

984
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: the moral of the story. No, the moral of the stories.

985
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: You need to bet four touchdowns the other team on Saturday.

986
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: I doubt it. We'll take a break, we'll be right back.

987
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: Give you research for Vegas and you leave. Oh, that's

988
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: actually good. That's really good research. That means Diego Pavia

989
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: is probably gonna listen and want to prove you wrong.

990
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: I think Diego Pavia can go hard and play hard. Hey, coachers,

991
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 1: Ray Mundo, if you call your father in law Phil,

992
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: does that mean you call your mother in law Mill?

993
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:01,120
Speaker 1: The code of the mailman in Ohio. Now Mill's too

994
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:06,760
Speaker 1: close to Milf. That'd be awkward. Yeah, that's really weird. Hey, guys,

995
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,400
Speaker 1: how the heck do we split the coaches Convention tickets

996
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,040
Speaker 1: into payments? I feel like a monkey with a wrench

997
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: trying to figure it out. I'm glad the tickets are

998
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: on sale because we didn't want to book anything else

999
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: and then have this fall through. And also, this is

1000
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,760
Speaker 1: what exactly goes down at these conventions. Can you explain

1001
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:28,720
Speaker 1: we're clueless over here, it is like a nighttime event

1002
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: or how does it go down? Love the pod guys, Veronica, Veronica,

1003
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. There is nighttime events, there's daytime events.

1004
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: There's all sorts of things. First night, there's a welcome

1005
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 1: happy hour. We get together, have drinks. It's usually about

1006
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: six to eight pm, and sometimes we do a party bus.

1007
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: Sometimes we do other things. After that, people go their

1008
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 1: own separate ways, right and ours are some of the

1009
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,360
Speaker 1: events are sanctioned. Yes, there's gonna be other stuff that

1010
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: just happens off campus. And then Saturday we do a

1011
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 1: live pod and a watch party for the NFL game.

1012
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: During the day, there are other events that are extra

1013
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: that you can pay for after that, or you can

1014
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: go your separate ways, meet up with other losers, do

1015
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do. And then Sunday is the

1016
00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 1: same thing. We do an award ceremony and a watch

1017
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: party for the NFL game. And that is the end

1018
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:24,800
Speaker 1: of the convention. And the Saturday TV was about three

1019
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 1: hundred by three hundred. We're in like a movie theater.

1020
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: It was in Chiefs, but I mean it was a

1021
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: massive TV like we were seeing the plays before New

1022
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: York was when the challenge flag was getting thrown. Hey,

1023
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: and if you've seen the SEC or one of the conferences,

1024
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: they let you into the room with the people in

1025
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: New York and they go, yeah, I think this is

1026
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: gonna be not a catch. I see it hitting the ground.

1027
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna want to reverse this one. Yeah,

1028
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 1: just go ahead and reverse it.

1029
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 2: And then you see the ref go Okay, that sound

1030
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 2: like that sounds like that'll be the call that we go,

1031
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: all right, we're gonna reverse the call.

1032
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: It was an incomplete pass. We hear what the call

1033
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:02,040
Speaker 1: in the field was before the fans the players very interesting. Yeah,

1034
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,799
Speaker 1: it was an acc I believe that's pretty cool. So

1035
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: something to look for. Yeah, and JJ McCarthy and his

1036
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,359
Speaker 1: eye black out three weeks. They said, Man, this dude's sucks.

1037
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:14,359
Speaker 1: We got to sit him down. I'm asking my wife,

1038
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 1: how do you do payments for the convention tickets? Because

1039
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to answer her for the tickets. Guys. He

1040
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: can't text and talk. No, I can't. I'm not very

1041
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: good at that. All right, Anything else you want to

1042
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: talk about we gotta go home.

1043
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 2: No man, don't title this one about the tickets. Let's

1044
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 2: try and keep that on the DL and.

1045
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: I would never anything else cultures. Hope you're doing well.

1046
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 1: You both had to watch Love con Revenge on Netflix.

1047
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 1: No spoilers, but very similar to the Tinder Swindler and

1048
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:49,520
Speaker 1: multiple stories of those same situations. And please talk about

1049
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: it on the pod after you watch Andrew from North Dakota. No, man,

1050
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: we don't do Wednesday reviews day. But you want to

1051
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: know something. A show that was recommended to me.

1052
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 2: What by Arnold's wife Abby What It's called Hunter's Wives.

1053
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,720
Speaker 2: This is what she legit told me Abby.

1054
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: Guys.

1055
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 2: Arnold's wife goes, hey, you guys should watch Hunters Wives.

1056
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 2: And I go, well, what's it about?

1057
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 1: Why?

1058
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 2: And she goes, It's basically like a soft porn It's

1059
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 2: just a bunch of chicks hooking up with each other

1060
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,360
Speaker 2: all the time. And I'm like, is it good? And

1061
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, it's great. I was watching on the plane.

1062
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: It's a really good show. So Abby, Arnold's wife was

1063
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 2: recommending soft porn. Hmm, thanks, we know what Arnold's into.

1064
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Oh yeah, I mean she's obviously

1065
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 1: not into Arnold. Arnold's not doing a good job.

1066
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 2: And I go, so did you like the plotline? Oh yeah,

1067
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:48,479
Speaker 2: it was really good. Okay, thanks, So.

1068
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: Maybe you watch that and put it on Tuesday reviewesday

1069
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: for the big show. I'm probably not gonna watch it, man,

1070
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 1: I Bobby, I've been watching this soft core. No, sorry,

1071
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: I've been I've been too invested in the worst season

1072
00:54:57,960 --> 00:54:59,799
Speaker 1: a Big Brother in the history of a Big Brother is.

1073
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: It's god awful. That's why we got to get on

1074
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: it is got awful. These people don't know how to

1075
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: make a show.

1076
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 3: Man.

1077
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,360
Speaker 1: Put us on it. Oh my god, pull up the

1078
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: Lauren girl. I think she forgets that there's cameras and

1079
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:16,759
Speaker 1: she's on a national television show. How are you? I

1080
00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:19,759
Speaker 1: think I'm going to nominate him? Should I? Should I

1081
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,359
Speaker 1: or not? I don't. I don't know. I don't, I don't.

1082
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 2: I haven't really thought about it, we even thought about it.

1083
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 2: You have no television or telephones in here. I would

1084
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: hope to God you've thought about it.

1085
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 1: I mean, what else have you thought about? What have

1086
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,319
Speaker 1: you been doing? What have you been doing? I mean

1087
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: I thought you were a super fan. I thought you

1088
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,760
Speaker 1: were a super fan of the show, and you're, hey,

1089
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: how's it going? Do you think? Do you think it'll

1090
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: be mad at me if I put him up? And everybody?

1091
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,800
Speaker 1: I mean, I've never seen more tears in my freaking life.

1092
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: Like we cry over everything. If you get put on

1093
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:51,360
Speaker 1: the block, you cry, Like why does everybody cry? Was

1094
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,719
Speaker 1: there this much crying in older seasons? Ray? No?

1095
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: And also a lot of these people are going as loaners.

1096
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 2: I don't think they've ever made friends before. Because these

1097
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 2: people actually made friends with the people in the house.

1098
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,800
Speaker 2: Those people are keeping you from the seven hundred and

1099
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars. You realize that I wouldn't be friends

1100
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,799
Speaker 2: with anyone at the last day, dude, I'd be like,

1101
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,439
Speaker 2: how's it going? What's your name?

1102
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 1: I ain't learning their names, dude. I'm there to win

1103
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:18,359
Speaker 1: the money, not make lifelong Hey, I don't. I don't

1104
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: even It's not even about the game anymore. It's about

1105
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: lifelong friends. No, it's about the seven hundred and fifty

1106
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. They live in Louisiana. You're never gonna see

1107
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: them again. No, they all become best friends. I can't

1108
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: wait to see you outside the house. I can't. I mean,

1109
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:34,919
Speaker 1: I understanding, you become friends, you like you, But good god,

1110
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: the crying every time they get put on the blog

1111
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: and oh my god, what's your number? I'd love to

1112
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: connect outside the house one eight hundred, get lost seeing ever, Hey,

1113
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: who's gonna vote you out? No, you've got to vote

1114
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 1: them out so you can win the money. You had

1115
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 1: to vote everybody out or else you'll never win the money.

1116
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: That's how it works. And the game's about being cutthroat.

1117
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: In every person's speech.

1118
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna campaign, ah my right right you now, guys, guy, oh, guys,

1119
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:03,759
Speaker 2: vote me out.

1120
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 1: I would never campaign against my friend right here. I'm

1121
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything bad about him. No, no, no, no. This

1122
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,080
Speaker 1: is your chance to debate and say bad stuff about

1123
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 1: him and air out the dirty laundry so that they

1124
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,799
Speaker 1: vote for you and not them. You just stay them

1125
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:18,960
Speaker 1: to go. Guys. These people get in this house.

1126
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:21,480
Speaker 2: As loaners and forget throw on a TV show to

1127
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 2: win seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

1128
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 1: It blows my mind. I would be there to work out,

1129
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: not talk to another girl. So Bezer doesn't kill me

1130
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: and come out of there with a purse. Okay, a friendship?

1131
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: What what was your name? Will?

1132
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 2: Sorry didn't even catch it for three months. I have

1133
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 2: a good one man later. Yeah, enjoy that.

1134
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 1: Oh oh wait, yeah, so you have thirty second you know,

1135
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: you guys have a few minutes to you know, kind

1136
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: of strategize whenever they come back from the Blockbuster and

1137
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: everybody just hugs everybody. No one, nobody pulls anybody aside,

1138
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: and it's like, yo, bro, really you gotta vote for

1139
00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: me because this person's doing this. And then when you're

1140
00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,040
Speaker 1: you're speaking for your life in this game. For you,

1141
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: your chance like is gonna be like put out of

1142
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,720
Speaker 1: winning seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. And all you

1143
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: say is if I'm good for your game, I hope

1144
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: you keep me. What tell them how you're good for

1145
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: their game. Tell them everything that that person on that

1146
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:18,240
Speaker 1: couch just said, blow their game up. I don't care

1147
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: if your friends this is cutthroat, win say. Samantha said

1148
00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: that she's gonna vote you out. Samantha said she doesn't

1149
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,280
Speaker 1: have a real number. You're not really her number one.

1150
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: She just tells you that, so you'll keep her in

1151
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 1: this ouse. You have to throw darts instead of freaking.

1152
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: If I'm good for your game, keep me. If not,

1153
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 1: I understand.

1154
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,000
Speaker 2: And Will guys, it's been being a fifty year old

1155
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 2: man and podcaster being a fifty year old man here,

1156
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 2: it's been so hard. I haven't had a lot in common,

1157
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 2: and I haven't been able to really have conversations with people.

1158
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 2: Will Bro, you weren't putting this house to socialize. You

1159
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 2: were put in this house to win seven hundred and

1160
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars. They go, would you ever do it again?

1161
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: Never? Because you didn't have anybody to talk to. Dude,

1162
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 1: I would have worked out in the backyard. I'd have

1163
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 1: been so tan that wouldn't have known a person's name,

1164
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: anybody's backstory. What's up? You're from Michigan, I know, I said, Maryland. Oh,

1165
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 1: never listen to you. How's it going all right? Thanks

1166
00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,480
Speaker 1: for the money CB has, write me a check. I'll

1167
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 1: see you guys later, connect with me sometime, get with

1168
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 1: my agent later. I will say. I do like Will's

1169
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:23,520
Speaker 1: like Will when he talks to people, He's like, guys,

1170
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: I'm not even listen to him. I just do a

1171
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 1: lot of Yeah. That was funny. That was funny. Yeah, cool,

1172
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,680
Speaker 1: all right, m yeah, he goes, I'm not paying attention

1173
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,240
Speaker 1: to anything they're saying. He goes, I have no idea

1174
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: what they just told me. If they asked me, what

1175
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: did I just say, I just I would have no idea.

1176
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: But I just if you just say it mm hmm yeah, awesome,

1177
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: cool yeah. Oh, he goes that they can talk forever

1178
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,720
Speaker 1: and I don't have to say anything, goes, I'd run

1179
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:45,280
Speaker 1: to be sleeping.

1180
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 2: Ah, And guys, remember when you're in the diary room,

1181
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: nobody can hear you. You can be another character when

1182
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 2: you're in the diary room. You can be the person

1183
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 2: you auditioned as when you're outside in the house, play

1184
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,120
Speaker 2: fake joke. But when you're in the diary room, I

1185
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:01,880
Speaker 2: want to see some person not like That game was

1186
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 2: really fun. It was maybe my favorite game I've ever played.

1187
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna win.

1188
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: No, I want you making fun of other people, Like,

1189
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 1: did you guys see the old guy trying to climb

1190
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: the hill? That was hilarious? How's it going? How did

1191
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,600
Speaker 1: I look on TV? All right?

1192
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:14,919
Speaker 3: Later?

1193
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 1: See a CBS? Also, can you put me some ice

1194
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: cream in the freezer? Thanks? Peace? These people forget they're

1195
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,439
Speaker 1: on TV. It's amazing, it's amazing. How bad. I don't

1196
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: want the money. If it's good for your game, keep

1197
01:00:29,160 --> 01:00:32,920
Speaker 1: me what what say something bad about these people, like

1198
01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:35,400
Speaker 1: rip them a new one. Hey, are you tired of

1199
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:36,680
Speaker 1: that person using the bathroom?

1200
01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 3: Hey?

1201
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,360
Speaker 1: Are you tired of them spreading lies? Like I mean

1202
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,920
Speaker 1: they told me that you were trying to vote me out,

1203
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: that you were trying to do this, I mean, like

1204
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, or.

1205
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,479
Speaker 2: Like you go in the diar room and be like, guys,

1206
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:48,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make up a lie that the uh, one

1207
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 2: of the guys came on to me.

1208
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: Actually, that's a bad lie. That's about that's actually yeah, yeah,

1209
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: But Veronica on Friday Spot, I'll have the answer to you.

1210
01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do payments either. Suppose it's

1211
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 1: supposed to be right there, but I don't see it,

1212
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,439
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I will figure it out. Guys,

1213
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 1: when you go in the diary room, tell CBS and

1214
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: America be like, hey, I'm going to make up a

1215
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: huge lie that one of these guys tried to grab

1216
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 1: my ass. No no, because that ruins the reputation nationally

1217
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: that that's not good on TV to do that. Hey,

1218
01:01:16,400 --> 01:01:19,640
Speaker 1: I didn't think it out fully, yeah yeah yeah, all right,

1219
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: all right, all right,