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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: FIRL Morning Show. Here it is fifteen minute morning show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So many lights today. I'm hoping we're be getting a tan.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's moose Knuckle and uh Gandhi's here,

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Speaker 2: Daniel's eating a Clementine. Clementine and Scotty Bees getting ready

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Speaker 2: to talk about something weird, and there's Scary and there's Garrett.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, here we go. So Scotty Bee wants to

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Speaker 1: lead the show today.

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Speaker 3: What do you have coming up?

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Speaker 4: I was wondering if any of you had embarrassing dinner stories,

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Speaker 4: because two nights ago, I went out for a birthday

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Speaker 4: dinner for some very close friends of mine. We were

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Speaker 4: at just It's a nice restaurant for me, because you know,

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Speaker 4: I like waffle House and I hop so it was.

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Speaker 4: It was a fairly nice restaurant, and I was eating

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Speaker 4: lobster pasta, and I was sitting next to the birthday

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Speaker 4: woman and we were talking whatever, and I had just eaten,

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Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, I felt a sneeze coming on.

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Speaker 4: So my mouth was completely full of food and it

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Speaker 4: was something that I could not avert, so I covered

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Speaker 4: my mouth with the cloth napkin like this, and I

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Speaker 4: sneezed and lobster sprayed out the side of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, like both ways.

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Speaker 4: I said no, only to the left, and it went

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Speaker 4: in her hair and on her face. It was like

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Speaker 4: a It was like a cartoon.

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Speaker 1: Was this a date?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no no no. These are friends of mine. If

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Speaker 4: this was, If this was a date, I would never

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Speaker 4: see her again.

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Speaker 5: So she sprayed lost like lobster charles from a mouth.

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Speaker 4: There was minced lobster in her hair, it went in

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Speaker 4: her purse. There was lobster everywhere.

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Speaker 6: I was.

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Speaker 4: I was so embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: So it was like a lobster salad shot out of

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Speaker 2: your mouth into your birthday friend's hair.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it was a lobster sprinkler, just sprayed everywhere, and

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Speaker 4: Danielle I didn't I guess I didn't. I didn't have

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Speaker 4: her hard enough with the napkin and it went out inside.

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Speaker 4: So it was just it was horribly embarrassing. But luckily

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Speaker 4: they're very, very good friends of mine. We were all

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Speaker 4: able to laugh it off.

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Speaker 1: Well, they were.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't trying to impress anybody, so you know my.

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Speaker 1: My stories about lobster too.

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Speaker 2: I was cracking the lobster, and I put my fork

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Speaker 2: in there, and it flew across the room and landed

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Speaker 2: in this woman's boufont hair.

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Speaker 1: It was there, it was there, It was there when

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Speaker 1: she left the restaurant. You don't say anything.

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Speaker 5: You just watched it happen.

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Speaker 1: No what you say, I mean, no one saw it

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Speaker 1: happened that I know of. No one said anything.

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Speaker 2: And she ended up eating your entire dinner for like

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Speaker 2: an hour and at cocktails and left and she still

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Speaker 2: had lobster in her hair.

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Speaker 1: Not as bad as yours, Scottie.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm sure she's still finding chunks in.

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Speaker 1: Her back.

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Speaker 5: Now from the chunks of massacre lobster.

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Speaker 1: It was delicious.

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Speaker 5: So when you have to sneeze, can't you always avert it?

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Speaker 5: Like if you put your hand, I can always stop

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Speaker 5: a sneeze.

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Speaker 4: That was a hard one.

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Speaker 5: But if you put your hand on your nose, you

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Speaker 5: can't know.

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Speaker 4: Because still you still have to go Henz.

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Speaker 2: You have food. Wait, you have food in your mouth.

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Speaker 2: You can't stop a sneeze with food in your mouth

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Speaker 2: while you're chewing. No, that's odd.

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Speaker 1: I think you can.

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Speaker 5: I think if you just hold your nose or put

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Speaker 5: your finger. Just try it next time.

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Speaker 4: It came on very fast and very hard. All I

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Speaker 4: could think to do is put the napkin.

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Speaker 7: Up, and he's allowed sneezer, hard sneezer as it is

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Speaker 8: I was like, yeah, I would be concerned with trying

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Speaker 8: to stifle that sneeze inhaling it and then you're choking

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Speaker 8: right right, yeah, Or if you if you sneeze too

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Speaker 8: hard and cover it up on the front, you have

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Speaker 8: lobster shooting out your ears.

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Speaker 4: You know there must be cameras in that restaurant. I

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Speaker 4: should go back there and try to find something.

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Speaker 7: Definitely, did you say like what first words were I'm

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Speaker 7: sorry or.

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Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry and it's just dripping

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Speaker 1: How does your demeanor after that, I mean forgiving?

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Speaker 4: No, she was she just she laughed like she just

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Speaker 1: Clean up in the ladies room.

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Speaker 4: No, she just stayed there and just picked it out.

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Speaker 5: Of new hair.

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Speaker 3: Scotty would smell like.

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Speaker 1: It was all good, the home shower, everything.

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Speaker 3: Did you finish the soup it was?

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Speaker 6: It was?

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Speaker 4: It was lobster pasta, Yeah, of course I finished. It

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Speaker 4: was delicious. I was not letting that go whatever was left. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: we're very very good friends.

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Speaker 5: Yes, she's definitely telling that story to like everybody, just.

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Speaker 3: Be thankful that didn't happen on the date.

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Speaker 4: That's right, bel I would never see her again.

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Speaker 3: These are people that you're comfortable, but this is something

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Speaker 3: that would happen to him on of course it.

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Speaker 4: Was absolutely scott I'm gonna be careful what I eat

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Speaker 4: on dates because it's not ended well before.

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Speaker 5: And we're back to the pool.

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Speaker 4: Don't ever eat creamy there. Don't ever eat creamy crab.

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Speaker 5: Can we talk about how Scotty actually when you go

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Speaker 5: off to eat with him, it's like you're eating with

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Speaker 5: a bird. He gets up and there's a food.

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Speaker 1: It's like eating with a toddler, like the goldfish. I

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Speaker 1: feel like we should order a high chair.

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Speaker 6: Just some suggestions for Scottie B for his dates. I'm like,

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Speaker 6: you want to keep it to like sushi. You want

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Speaker 6: to keep it to things simple things. Don't go for

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Speaker 6: the Italian or the Mexican that on a first or

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Speaker 6: second date. Just go for like some nice, quaint things,

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Speaker 6: some tattoos.

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Speaker 2: You know, Let's think about what that looks like. Being

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Speaker 2: shut out of a mouthing everywhere. Everything, everything needs to

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Speaker 2: go through the sneeze test.

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Speaker 4: If he goes for Mexican, he's going to be in

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Speaker 4: the bathroom. No, I wouldn't do that. It was suggested

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Speaker 4: last week and I said.

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Speaker 3: No, I don't think it's a good don't to Italian. No,

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Speaker 3: too heavy.

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Speaker 1: I don't think any food would be safe. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't go on a date all, Maybe not go out

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Speaker 1: to dinner.

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Speaker 4: No dinner dates, so just drinks, just drinks, just the

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Speaker 4: whole other problem for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let's not talk about the other day he

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Speaker 2: got a little dizzy at lunch a little bit.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, Can we talk about like going to dinner

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Speaker 8: in general on a date, Like why did that become

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Speaker 8: such a tradition and a thing to do?

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Speaker 7: Why do you have to go and watch this other

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Speaker 7: person eat you? Can you just like go read books

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Speaker 7: together seriously and reads books on a date, like the tradition?

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Speaker 1: Think about it. Hey, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Because it's you go out because it's a it's a

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Speaker 2: social thing going out. The restaurants are just they're not

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Speaker 2: just for nourishment, they're for socializing.

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Speaker 8: For Scotty's somebody that has issues eating and the problems

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Speaker 8: that ensue thereafter.

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Speaker 4: Why don't you go like a hike or a you know,

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Speaker 3: She leaves them there because he can't make it up

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Speaker 3: the hill. He has the tandem bike. You have, the

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Speaker 3: tandem bike.

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Speaker 1: Rolls an ankle well, And the problem with him is

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Speaker 1: if he goes on a hike, you'll have to like

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Speaker 1: powder it up.

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Speaker 3: Oh yes, I powder it no matter what. God, oh

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Speaker 3: my god, who doesn't.

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Speaker 5: I think the dinner thing, though, is it's a good

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Speaker 5: way to get to know somebody in a lot of ways.

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Speaker 5: You could find out really quickly if the way they

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Speaker 5: eat disgusted you, because that's yeah, are they gonna sneeze

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Speaker 5: lobster my hair? It's important to find these things out.

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Speaker 4: But I think a lot of people also like not

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Speaker 4: eat the way that they normally would on a date,

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Speaker 4: a first date especially. I mean, I asked to go

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Speaker 4: out for a first date for dinner. She's like, no,

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Speaker 4: how about just drinks? So maybe should be fair, you know.

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Speaker 4: And you know, if someone asked you out for coffee,

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Speaker 4: that's like a oh I did that? She said, no, No,

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Speaker 4: enough for coffee is just a well, you know, easy

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Speaker 4: and easy out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're only good for coffee.

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Speaker 4: I'm learning.

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Speaker 1: It's a you know, that's just a drive by. That's nothing.

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Speaker 3: Scotty sneezing.

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Speaker 5: Maybe like a museum or something, or somewhere like Mercer

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Speaker 5: Labs where there's like cool stuff to look at.

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Speaker 1: That'd be fun. Good one.

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Speaker 2: So are these are good ideas? You could sneeze up

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Speaker 2: all sorts of food at Dave Investors.

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Speaker 3: He's not very athletic.

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Speaker 4: I can push buttons.

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Speaker 1: He can push buttons.

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Speaker 4: He's on a date and he pulls out his wings.

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Speaker 1: Just David Butler's athletic. There are games.

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Speaker 7: There's the basketball game there that there's skatie him and

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Speaker 7: ski bowl.

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Speaker 1: That's that's athletic.

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Speaker 3: For Scotty it is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good at ski ball. I like to bowl

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Speaker 4: and roller skate.

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Speaker 3: Let's do that.

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Speaker 5: Oh roller skating could be good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, both kids. Those are fun things.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna fall down and chip a tooth.

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Speaker 5: The thing with Scotti is he'll he'll listen to all

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Speaker 5: of us sale of these things, and he's still going

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Speaker 5: to ask somebody out to a creamy Italian dinner.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 5: He is going to forge forward with whatever the he

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Speaker 5: wants to do.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't care what Scotty does.

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Speaker 1: Not take advice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's gonna order the total Alfredoh.

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Speaker 5: It down with some ice cream bowls.

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Speaker 3: You got dat seafood, drest some seafood.

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Speaker 4: And nothing happened that evening or not what I wanted

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Speaker 4: to anyway.

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Speaker 2: I just you know, if we can go back and

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Speaker 2: just remember your friend who you sneezed, shoot up lobster

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Speaker 2: all over.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Judy, I'm very sorry, Judy. We raise our glasses

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Speaker 4: to you.

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Speaker 1: All right, we gotta get out.

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Speaker 3: Of here, have a beautiful day.

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