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Speaker 1: What a freaking weekend, dude, what a weekend. You gotta

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Speaker 1: pull your mic down, dude, you gotta get in the zone, because,

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh. There are not a lot of times

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Speaker 2: I was watching it with you, idiot. Everybody was watching

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Speaker 2: that game. You were Bengals Bears. Oh my gosh, that

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Speaker 2: was unbelievable. I saw it from the on side. Kick on, dude,

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Speaker 2: when the red zone freaking jumps around like ray, you

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Speaker 2: can't say that anymore. It's politically and crarect. Can you

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Speaker 2: say spas anymore?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can say spats. Oh yeah, yeah. It's like here,

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Speaker 1: we had the Titans and Chargers. You want to talk

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Speaker 1: about a dreadful game the Chargers, I had to do

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Speaker 1: red zone. The Chargers were just like playing with their foods.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think the Titans had maybe fifty yards

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Speaker 1: of offense and they scored two touchdown. I was like, what,

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Speaker 1: they scored seventeen points and they only had like one

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Speaker 3: They got the pick pick and a kick return oh

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Speaker 3: they did dick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly. Besides that, it was nothing. So I

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Speaker 1: watched Red Zone a lot for those first set of

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Speaker 1: games because I was like, I can't watch the Titans

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Speaker 1: and the freaking Chargers. It's so boring. But dude, when

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Speaker 1: the Bears are up by like fourteen, we pick it off,

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Speaker 1: we run it all the way back for a touchdown.

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Speaker 1: They're like, oh, no, he's down by contact. Then we

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Speaker 1: go three and out. Well, the two twenty left. The

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Speaker 1: scoreboard said forty seven to twenty seven. The game was over.

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Speaker 1: You play to the game was over. Oh, it was over.

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Speaker 1: And then they of course marched down the field score

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Speaker 1: a touchdown.

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Speaker 3: Well because the thing got overturned so it wasn't a return.

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Speaker 1: Right, but it was down. So we went three and out.

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Speaker 1: We punted, they go down, score, and then it was

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Speaker 1: a good the onside kick. First of all, I love

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Speaker 1: the he's facing the one way and he hit he

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Speaker 1: hooks it the other way. At least there's less people

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Speaker 1: on the left side, so it's smarter. But our guys

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Speaker 1: just standing there.

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Speaker 3: Did he not know the ball was coming?

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Speaker 1: Right? I mean he didn't even look down at the

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Speaker 1: ball and it hits his left calf and they jump

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Speaker 1: on it.

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Speaker 3: What was he doing blocking or something?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what he was doing, right, Like he's

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Speaker 2: aware just because he's a blocker that the ball can

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Speaker 2: still hit him.

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Speaker 1: Does he know that he's on the hands team, so

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Speaker 1: he has hands he can use them in football? Well?

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Speaker 2: And also you got to realize that football, when it's

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Speaker 2: an onside kick at ten yards is on fire.

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Speaker 3: You want it? That is a flameing hot football.

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Speaker 1: And he just blocking all right, He's like, hey man,

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Speaker 1: my leg's on fire. Don't worrying about Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: get it. And of course the Bengals were when they

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Speaker 1: were down by fourteen, they score the touchdown, they go

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Speaker 1: for two, so they're only down by six. And when

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Speaker 1: they get that on side kick, you knew they were scoring.

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Speaker 1: I sunk down in the couch and it was like, well,

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Speaker 3: Phenomenal job though, Bears too, by just letting them march

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Speaker 1: I mean they scored in like thirty five seconds. I

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Speaker 1: felt like it was like, what are we doing? The

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Speaker 1: free play was wide open, wide open. We might I

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Speaker 1: mean besides the Bengals, we might have the worst defense

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Speaker 1: Houston Texans who or the Seattle Seahawks who don't let

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Speaker 3: My god, they're playing soft shell.

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Speaker 1: Ray whatever they were hot shehll no, they were they

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Speaker 1: were playing hot shell rays. What they were playing? My god?

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Speaker 1: And they score and I'm just like, well, at least

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Speaker 1: there's a minute and fifteen left because all we need

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Speaker 2: And the NFL is designed now with the team getting

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Speaker 2: the ball at the thirty yard line, you only got

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Speaker 2: to get about with kickers kicking seventy yards. You only,

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Speaker 2: if you guys think about this, you only need to

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Speaker 2: get twenty yards only.

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, can New NFL you what, oh Peyton

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Speaker 1: has got to drive it two minutes.

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Speaker 3: This is gonna be a two minute drive. Guys. Now,

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Speaker 3: all they gotta do get twenty yards and a kicker

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, the dude hit a sixty eight yard

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Speaker 1: yesterday for the NFL record. I got a question, like, NFL, really, seriously,

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Speaker 1: can we either make the goal post thinner or make

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Speaker 1: them more two points to hit them? No, if it

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Speaker 1: goes in it's a two pointer like this, this getting

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Speaker 1: It's stupid. Yeah, Like it's like you don't even have

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Speaker 1: to do anything on offense. But that's what they want

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Speaker 1: any team to be in the game. They want everybody

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Speaker 1: to be tuned in till the end because there's always

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Speaker 1: a chance to win because points are easy to get. Now,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's.

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Speaker 2: Why you really can't bet, because all that NFL is

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Speaker 2: designed to be very close.

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Speaker 1: That's the very end, that's all they want.

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Speaker 2: Your team has never won a bet, and you've never

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Speaker 2: lost a bet until the very end.

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Speaker 1: Unless you watch the I tried to tell you guys

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Speaker 1: last night. I told you on Friday, I gave you

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Speaker 1: four money makers.

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Speaker 3: Well, are you gonna wrap a ball around the Bears?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And I said my favorite one of the weekend

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Speaker 1: was the Seattle Seahawks. Oh my god. But anyway, so

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Speaker 1: then we drive down dry and Caleb Williams, good god, due,

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Speaker 1: how let me tell you was it that it was

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Speaker 1: so easy for Flacco who's as old as Mount Rushmore

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Speaker 1: And then here comes Kaeleb Williams. It was the worst drive,

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Speaker 1: starting plays I've seen dude. I've never seen someone run

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Speaker 1: around more uselessly than Caleb Williams. Like he runs in

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Speaker 2: Well, his run did save you guys a little bit

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Speaker 2: because I finally got something going.

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Speaker 1: Well. One time he ran and I'm like, oh, he's

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Speaker 1: got the first down and he face planted into the

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Speaker 1: what are you doing. It wasn't on that drive, it

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Speaker 2: So he goes from I think like first and second down.

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Speaker 2: He looked like absolute, oh my god, he got it

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Speaker 2: first down because my buddy had the Bears, so I

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Speaker 2: was rooting with him. I was sweating it. And then

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Speaker 2: the bomb across the middle out of nowhere is just

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Speaker 2: the most beautiful pass.

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Speaker 1: No, no, can I just say that. Sometimes when he throws

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Speaker 1: that football, I'm like, that dude has a kick. I

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Speaker 1: he put a bam put it right on him. I

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Speaker 1: mean that was a beautiful I mean he gripped and

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Speaker 1: for the knockout punch and it was like he was

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Speaker 1: in the freaking bumper guards boom boom spend cycle and

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Speaker 1: he starts to go and I'm going in my down. No,

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Speaker 3: You want him to get down?

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Speaker 1: Why run?

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Speaker 3: We have no timeouts to left, have no timeouts left.

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Speaker 1: Spike it. No, I am not taking a chance of

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Speaker 1: a false start. I forgot anything like that, or not

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Speaker 1: getting it done right, or our kicker missing a kick.

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Speaker 1: We are the Chicago Bears, and I am yelling, go,

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Speaker 1: go go. I am jumping up and down in the

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Speaker 1: living room. He was strong, but he was looking a

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Speaker 1: little like, Oh, he was running out of gas, folks.

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Speaker 1: He was running out of gas. And he crossed the line.

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Speaker 1: And did you see what he did? He didn't stick

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Speaker 1: the ball out, he didn't drop it behind him. He

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Speaker 4: And he said, bes touchdown.

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Speaker 1: That's what the Titans guy sounds like. And then he

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Speaker 1: doesn't say that a lot. Here's the problem. There were

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Speaker 1: still seventeen seconds left. Thank you for tuning into your Titans.

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Speaker 1: They playing the Chargers today.

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Speaker 2: I had to listen a little bit of that he's

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Speaker 2: read me go run a couple honey dudes.

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Speaker 3: Got to listen to the broadcasters again.

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Speaker 1: They weren't saying I mean, they didn't have much to say.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean that guy's on his last leg.

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Speaker 5: The Titans are down, won't be back after this message?

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Speaker 1: He selling the grandpa on the Simpsons. Man dude. So

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Speaker 1: then there's seventeen seconds left and I'm like, oh great,

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Speaker 1: here we go. And they get into and I'm my

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Speaker 1: good god, almighty, how are they already in midfield? And

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Speaker 1: here comes the hell Mary?

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Speaker 3: But the pngles needed if field goal wasn't enough.

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Speaker 1: I know, but the hail Mary. They got to midfield,

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Speaker 1: they throw the hail Mary. Guess what we lost on

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Speaker 1: a hail Mary last year to Jayden Daniels and the Commanders.

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Speaker 1: So I did not but Flaco flacco old arm. He

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Speaker 1: couldn't get to the end.

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Speaker 3: You didn't worry about Flacco's arm. One of them's bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't know which one. He's throwing one. Well, then

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Speaker 1: that ain't getting to the end zone. Ro you might

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Speaker 1: want he might be the bionic Man because surprise, supposedly,

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Speaker 1: he sprained the ac joint in his throwing shoulder and

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Speaker 1: he went out and threw for four hundred and seventy

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Speaker 1: five yards. That's how the hell did we win the game.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: That's why you can't bet everything said, go Bears to

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Speaker 2: win by twenty, everything.

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Speaker 1: Everything, And they were up by twenty with like a

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Speaker 1: minute left, and they Oh my god, it was unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was like pure pandemonium. I usually don't

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Speaker 1: get that excited, but when he when he threw that freaking.

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Speaker 2: Missile, I'm glad we both saw it right over the middle,

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 3: You weren't worried, though, because you knew you could get

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Speaker 3: the field goal.

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Speaker 1: Well I was worried, dude. I don't want to listen.

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Speaker 1: Teams that leave it to a field goal stress me out,

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Speaker 1: because I don't believe kickers are that great unless you

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Speaker 1: have the fair bearer from Houston.

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Speaker 2: What about the one kicker or the Patriots against Atlanta

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Speaker 2: the guy missed the extra.

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Speaker 1: Point another one. I mean, it's like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: You just drive down?

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Speaker 2: Drake London makes the catches all my life. He scores

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Speaker 2: five touchdowns and then the kicker misses a gimmea.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. And that's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: That's why I'm not talking to him all week.

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Speaker 1: No, No, he's no, he's sitting. And he had to

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Speaker 1: take Southwest back to Atlanta and they took the team playing.

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Speaker 1: There's no way he flew back with the team and

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Speaker 1: in the locker room they put him in a utility closet.

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Speaker 1: There's no way they did it like they did at

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Speaker 1: Texas Tech when that guy got a concussion. But I

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Speaker 1: just I couldn't believe it, dude, I could not freaking

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Speaker 1: believe it.

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Speaker 3: It was a wild day. That's what the NFL is

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, and Jigba's got a one hundred night

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Speaker 3: It could always be worse. We didn't score a touchdown.

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Speaker 2: Our entire team, including the quarterback Patty Mahomes, didn't have

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Speaker 2: wasn't gonna get caught, but it was close. The play

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Speaker 1: I don't know who that Thomas Jr. Thank you, he

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Speaker 2: It really wasn't catchable, but the play was designed for him.

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Speaker 2: So we had design touchdowns but zero touchdowns. No, how

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Speaker 2: I watched for five hours on Sunday, and my fantasy

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm gonna assume if you didn't score one touchdown

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Speaker 4: screwing with you right there. I mean, you want talking

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Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I can't believe it. We should

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Speaker 2: I could tell a story about meeting the guy at

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Speaker 1: Oh, we'll take a break on here. All about it

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Speaker 1: the one you already told. Yeah, now I can tell

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Speaker 2: Were saying, if they don't think our sports talks interesting,

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Speaker 2: I can just tell the story about meeting the fan again.

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Speaker 1: No, I can tell you all about my weekend. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what Friday night that is the

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Speaker 1: best trigger treating weather we have had since I had kids.

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Speaker 3: It got cold.

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Speaker 1: It was fifty degrees. It got cold, fifty between forty

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Speaker 3: It got cold.

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Speaker 1: It was phenomenal.

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Speaker 3: It got cold.

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Speaker 2: It was perfect weather. You were right about the driveway.

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Speaker 2: We ended up going to the end of the driveway.

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Speaker 1: Told you, your driveway's way too long.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Baser felt bad. Kids are having a rundown and

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I was moving. We were walking

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Speaker 1: all the rain yesterday and the wind yesterday. Today is perfect,

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Mollie, aren't you so happy that the

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's so great.

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Speaker 3: I love your maid costume. Oh you're a cleaning lady.

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Speaker 1: Got it? Oh sorry, I didn't realize that.

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Speaker 3: How many trigger treats.

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Speaker 1: Do you think we had in your neighborhood? Probably twenty five?

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Speaker 3: What Yeah, there was cops in the street, they shut

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Speaker 2: Met dozens of people, way too many people knowing where

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Speaker 1: Where did all these people come from? I think they.

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Speaker 2: Bust them in from like youth home or something. You

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Speaker 2: had five hundred trick or treaters neighbor gunnit? Wow, that's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 2: We went through four bags of candy in an hour

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Speaker 3: We were giving out Whether's original, good, good call, That's

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then we had to turn the lights off and hide

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Speaker 1: That's the problem. We weren't even out trigger treating yet.

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Speaker 1: It was five o'clock and people are knocking on the

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Speaker 1: what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: So that was Pops trying to get a jump on it.

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Speaker 2: But it was actually annoying you guys because you're trying

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the kids dressed, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: why are we knocking on my door? Like it's not

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Speaker 3: But it was like parents with their kids. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: No, his, parents with their kids. I think there was

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Speaker 1: some middle schoolers rolling around. That's okay. Middle schoolers could

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah THEI There weren't any pedophiles were there?

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Speaker 1: Did you go with that costume? No?

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Speaker 3: I went Torklesen, Spencer, Torklesen.

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Speaker 1: Smart.

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Speaker 3: I ended up meeting Joe Burrow. Who else did I meet?

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Speaker 3: There was another kid?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I met some good guys. Okay, Joe Burrow met

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Speaker 1: Aaron Judge Bails, Messy did you meet MESSI? We met

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Speaker 1: Hey that segment four. Now we're oh, it's coming up, dude,

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00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 1: because let me tell you, we were that game. We

440
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Speaker 1: were looking forward to that to Boo Messy my seven

441
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,600
Speaker 1: year old. That's all he talked about, baby Box. All

442
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to do all week was boo Messy. Well, anyway,

443
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 1: so we went trick or treating finally, and I mean

444
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:51,080
Speaker 1: we were out for a while and then these neighbors.

445
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Speaker 1: We didn't go by the neighbors that are having the party.

446
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Speaker 1: We didn't go by there. We went to a different

447
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Speaker 1: neighbor's house.

448
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Speaker 2: I was on the edge of my seat and I

449
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,960
Speaker 2: have the whole thing when you only need the edge.

450
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Speaker 1: We went there and there was a bunch of people

451
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 1: we didn't know, and we were like, all right, well,

452
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,639
Speaker 1: we just ate their food and left. This one party.

453
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,119
Speaker 1: Usually it's like other neighbors that like have kids at

454
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,200
Speaker 1: our age and we all hang out. This time they

455
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 1: invited their work friends and I was like, man, I

456
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 1: don't know these people. I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna get out.

457
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Speaker 3: Same thing at the end of ours. They invite the

458
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Speaker 3: we didn't get the invite.

459
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Speaker 1: Huh.

460
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Speaker 2: The first house when you enter our neighborhood was a

461
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,280
Speaker 2: huge thing going on. I never got the invite.

462
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Speaker 1: It's weird, and so like we just and we got

463
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Speaker 1: there late. I mean, our kids trigger treated for two

464
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,640
Speaker 1: and a half hours. They were they were, they were

465
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:36,120
Speaker 1: they were smashing the trick or treating this year, doing

466
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Speaker 1: so good. They had so much fun. Then they ran

467
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 1: in their buddies and they started wrestling in some people's

468
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,560
Speaker 1: yards like they were having freaking WWE wrestling match. And

469
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, whatever, you guys, do you

470
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,679
Speaker 1: then they're sliding down hills. Who's doing it? You and

471
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 1: the wife are with the kids or just you? Oh yeah, yeah, me,

472
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,320
Speaker 1: wife's with the kids. We're dividing con no, no, all

473
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Speaker 1: three we're just walking with them. But is it cool

474
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,919
Speaker 1: for all three to go with each other? Yeah? They're cool, right,

475
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 1: I'm cool. I mean baby Box three has a little

476
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 1: bit harder her time sticking up with the older two.

477
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Speaker 2: It's when I took a little henny running around the block.

478
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 2: He can only go so far with his small legs.

479
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Speaker 1: But he he did a good job, like he was

480
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,439
Speaker 1: very into it. They were running house to house and

481
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 1: the drama before was how you know, baby Box two

482
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:19,840
Speaker 1: decided he didn't want to be Steve from Minecraft, right,

483
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 1: because no one was going to be Steve from Minecraft.

484
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Speaker 1: So when I got home from work on Friday, I

485
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Speaker 1: sat him down and I said, look, man, you can

486
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Speaker 1: be anything but a girl. Do you want to go

487
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Speaker 1: look for a new costume?

488
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Speaker 2: Like?

489
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Speaker 1: I don't want you to be without a Cosme goes, yeah, dad,

490
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Speaker 1: i'd really want to go look for a new costume.

491
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Speaker 1: So all right, So we packed up the car and

492
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Speaker 1: me and him went to the store and there was nothing.

493
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Speaker 3: Left on Hollow's Eve.

494
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Speaker 1: On Hallow's Eve afternoon, four hours before we're supposed to

495
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Speaker 1: go trick or treating, we're out looking for a damn costume.

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Speaker 3: He looks like a good dad.

497
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Speaker 1: Oh you want to talk about stressful man?

498
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Speaker 2: Put it off to the last possible second. Hey, how's

499
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: it going, Sarah?

500
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Speaker 1: And we get done and he doesn't have a costume.

501
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Speaker 1: He likes there's nothing there.

502
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Speaker 3: Okay, but there's stuff at your house you can do

503
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 3: made all of ours.

504
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,159
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we usual we need to start making them.

505
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 1: We are at the age where we need to have

506
00:23:05,119 --> 00:23:07,919
Speaker 1: falls on. Your wife decide in advance what they're gonna be,

507
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:09,679
Speaker 1: and we need to make it.

508
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Speaker 2: My mom would stay up the entire night before Halloween.

509
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Speaker 2: He made my costume.

510
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Speaker 1: Batter's Box. He made his son's costume. What was it?

511
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Speaker 1: Batter's Box made his son's costume.

512
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Speaker 3: What if everybody that's a Batter's Box here?

513
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Speaker 1: He was an outhouse. Batter's Box knew all the dimensions. Yeah,

514
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Speaker 1: he found it on tiktokay. My dad helped him with

515
00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 1: some of the or maybe he was on Pinterest. I

516
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 1: don't know. Battersbox were scrolling Pinterest maybe and he saw outhouse,

517
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 1: said oh, that's gonna be great, and so he built it.

518
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: And so he had a door and you open it

519
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 1: up and there is the son sitting on the toilet.

520
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Speaker 2: So I'm on ESPN and Daily Mail and Batter's Box

521
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 2: goes on Etsy and Pottery Barn.

522
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Speaker 1: That's what he does. I don't know anyway. So I'm like, dude,

523
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,119
Speaker 1: we gotta go we gotta go home, we gotta eat lunch.

524
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Speaker 1: We had parent teacher conferences on freaking Friday, where you

525
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: go and they tell you about how your kids are

526
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Speaker 1: doing in class. And so I was like, dude, I

527
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: don't have time to go find you another costume. Your

528
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: your mom's gonna have to take you after the parent

529
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Speaker 1: teacher things, and he's like, okay, okay, and parent teacher conference.

530
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you glowing reviews for the boys. Glowing.

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Speaker 1: Baby Box three has a little bit hard time listening.

532
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: He doesn't like to listen on the first time, is

533
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 1: what the teacher said. But that's just typical of all kids.

534
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, that's you know, that's DNA and uh

535
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Speaker 1: Baby Box two. His teacher said, excellent storyteller, loves to

536
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 1: tell stories. She goes, he tells stories like you do.

537
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 1: She said, can I get an autograph? She's like, he

538
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 1: comes in like the other day the bus was late,

539
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: and he came up and told me what happened. And

540
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 1: then someone in the class goes, what happened on the bus?

541
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Speaker 1: What happened on the bus? And the teacher said, oh,

542
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 1: you don't have to say anything if don't want. He goes, no,

543
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,919
Speaker 1: I'll tell you guys, and she said she got him.

544
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,719
Speaker 1: He got him all around him and was like, so

545
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 1: we were driving and we'd go to take a turn

546
00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:54,880
Speaker 1: and boom, a loud bang, and then we just sat

547
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 1: there for a long, long long time. And as we're

548
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 1: sitting on the bus, we don't know what's going on

549
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: and guess what, guys, a police officer showed up, and

550
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 1: the whole class whoa, and he goes. And then another

551
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,959
Speaker 1: police officer showed up, and he goes. And then the bus.

552
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,119
Speaker 1: The police officer got on the bus and said hello

553
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 1: to us all and said, hey, we're gonna get you

554
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: out of here real soon. And he said, and we

555
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: just sat there and it was so hot on the

556
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: bus because they had the heater and they didn't have

557
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: the windows down, so we're all just sweating. And then

558
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: they brought us to school. Whoa. She was like, the

559
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: whole class was laughing. She said, he was just adding

560
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 1: detail after detail and just going on and on. Had

561
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: the whole class enamored. And then baby Box. One teacher said,

562
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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he's such a good helper. He's a

563
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 1: good student. Great job he really you know, it helps

564
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: me around the class. He listens very well. And when

565
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,879
Speaker 1: I she said, this is a compliment, she said, usually

566
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,520
Speaker 1: when I have a substitute teacher on the lessons plans,

567
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: I usually had to give a couple names of kids

568
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: that can help. She goes, It's never the boys, because

569
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: the boys are always rambustious. She goes, this year for

570
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: the first time, I put down your son's name.

571
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 3: A boy never thought about that, So they kind of

572
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 3: got to tip off the sub.

573
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,959
Speaker 1: Yes, they tip off the sub on who if they

574
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: don't know, like where something is or how something goes,

575
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: they can ask that student. Baby Box is one of

576
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: those students.

577
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,960
Speaker 2: But also, was it to look out for him or

578
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: it was a good thing to have your name on

579
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 2: the list.

580
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 1: I think it's name. It's a good thing. But the

581
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: other kids may not like you because they may see

582
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: you as kind of a kiss ass. Did anybody else

583
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: see that? So then I have to go to a

584
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 1: doctor's appointment on Friday, and the wife's going to take

585
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,400
Speaker 1: them to go to the Halloween store and she gets

586
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: a call from the neighbor says, Hey, I'm at Walmart.

587
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: Do you guys need anything?

588
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, a costume.

589
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,400
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my gosh, are there any costumes? She goes, well,

590
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 1: there's a blue Power Ranger And she asks Babybox two, Hey,

591
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: you know there's a blue Yes, that's what I want

592
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,880
Speaker 1: to be. I'll be a Power Ranger because Babybox one

593
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: is already being a red Power Ranger.

594
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 2: Though that the lady goes just to throw away hey,

595
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 2: need anything, pack of gum? Yeah, an entire Halloween costume?

596
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 2: What have you parents been doing the past month?

597
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 1: No? No, we already had Halloween costumes and we had

598
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: a last minute change chaser.

599
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: Do you need anything from the grocery store? Some in

600
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,360
Speaker 2: the small some bread, milk, water, anything?

601
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

602
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 3: Can you give me an entire Thanksgiving meal?

603
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 4: Like?

604
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 2: What a neighbor like? I'm never asking you guys if

605
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: you need anything again?

606
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Halloween costume? Yeah, so that's it. Baby Box

607
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,959
Speaker 1: two is gonna be the blue uh power Ranger. Boom

608
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: got the costumes. Then from the back seat, baby Box

609
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:44,919
Speaker 1: three hears that they're both gonna be Power Rangers, and

610
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: he yells out, I don't want to be Pikachu anymore.

611
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: I don't like the costume. Oh my gosh.

612
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 2: At this point, as a parent, you gotta start considering

613
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 2: canceling Halloween.

614
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to be Pikachu?

615
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,959
Speaker 1: I don't like the costume. I don't like anymore? Want

616
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 1: to be a Power Ranger too? Mom?

617
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 3: Are you identifying differently?

618
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: So my wife has to call the neighbor lady back, like, hey,

619
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: are you still at Walmart? Is there any chance any

620
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 1: chance whatsoever, there's another Power Ranger costume, and she was

621
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:18,400
Speaker 1: able to secure another red Power Ranger. So all three

622
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: kids were Power Rangers.

623
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 2: You gotta think that Ninja Turtles. They they've got decent

624
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 2: stuff to choose from, but they should do a costume.

625
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 3: They can all kind of you.

626
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: Know, I would like them to be individuals. I like

627
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: the individuality. What's crazy is Baby Box one went into

628
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: Halloween all the week, all month talking about how he

629
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: wants to be a dog dog dog dog Dog.

630
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 2: So then you guys probably need to go that what's

631
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 2: that kid cartoon dog show, Paw Patrol?

632
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 3: You probably should have all done Paw Patrol.

633
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 2: Your wife's the sexy cop, you're the sheriff, you're the warden.

634
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying. But the problem is then

635
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: he changed to a Power Ranger out of left field.

636
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: He doesn't even watch Power Rangers. Did you see some

637
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,720
Speaker 1: of these families where they do the whole family? I

638
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: saw it.

639
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 2: I mean, how close were you guys to doing that?

640
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 2: Not close at all, That's what I'm saying.

641
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: We did it one time when we were first when

642
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: so it was two three, So when a baby Box

643
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: was four, he wanted to be the what are they

644
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: called Outlet, Get Go and Cat Boy, they're that that group.

645
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're called. You're the cartoon, you're

646
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: gonnadd You're gonna hold on, hold on the power rint.

647
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Now they're not the Power Rangers.

648
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: They're get Go truck drivers right now are screaming at

649
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 2: their truck.

650
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, they are. Oh my god. The farmer's like, oh

651
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: my gosh, how do you not know this? They're the

652
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 1: cat Patrol, the Owl Patrol, Owl City Air Bud. No, gosh,

653
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 1: what are they called? Owlet? Ninja kids? No, they're not

654
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: ninja kids.

655
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:55,480
Speaker 3: You watched this show regularly.

656
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 1: We used to, and he wanted us all to be that.

657
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: He wanted to be cat Boy, Baby Boxer, be Get Go.

658
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,960
Speaker 1: The wife was Outlet, and I was one of the villains.

659
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 3: You dressed up as this and you still don't even

660
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 3: know the show.

661
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 1: It is four years ago. Man, you're losing it. Man,

662
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 1: Howard puffs Gosh, Outlet Catboy, Oh my gosh, it's gonna

663
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: drive me nuts.

664
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 3: We don't google on this show.

665
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: Now, we're not googling. We're not gonna google it.

666
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 3: It actually improves your memory if you try to remember it.

667
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, outlet al City Catboy, what is.

668
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: It called patrol pause?

669
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, up autlet Catboy, Get go ThunderCats, catsercats.

670
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: That's like, no, I remember ThunderCats. Yeah, I know, I

671
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: remember the ones that used to live in the tree.

672
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. Shirt tails, Yeah, that.

673
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: Was a good one. Tails ducktails is another good one. Gosh,

674
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: not the smurs, not care bears, Get go, PJ mask,

675
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, that's kids, thank you.

676
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 3: That is how you don't use Google.

677
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: Yes, use your brain, people. You have a brain for

678
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: a reason. So we did DOJ to make you sweat

679
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: it out. I was not looking it up. We did

680
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: PJ Mass one year. That was the only time we

681
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: did a family one. I love it.

682
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,160
Speaker 2: The costumes were cute, but it just comes across a

683
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 2: little bit try hard.

684
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:20,719
Speaker 3: You're perfect family.

685
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh I kind of agree. I will say that.

686
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 3: Okay, we get you.

687
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 2: Guys are all perfect and you all dress the same.

688
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 2: A husband and wife hate each other and they kids

689
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 2: are want to run away.

690
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 1: Yeah. We went in and one ran into one family

691
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: that lived in the neighborhood. They were all Disney characters.

692
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: One was Pluto, one was Mickey Mouse, Mini Mouse, Goofy,

693
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: Donald Duck not sure which other ones were. And then

694
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: I saw one family, my friend Jinny. They were the

695
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: nineties Bowls. So one was Jordan, one was Rodman. That

696
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. That's pretty good. They had Bulls jerseys.

697
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: That was they were a championship team.

698
00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 2: Say not a lot of work went into costumes this year, though, Yeah,

699
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: and a lot of them are. People are dressed like

700
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 2: stuff that was popular with us. I'm like, oh wow,

701
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: Power Rangers. That's popular.

702
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: It's still popular, man, it's still so many Power Rangers.

703
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 3: And I was like, guys, that was big, like forty

704
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 3: years ago.

705
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: What is happening right now? I mean, it's amazing. My

706
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: kids were Power Rangers and they don't even watch the show.

707
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: They don't even watch it.

708
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, not really a lot of athletes kids mainly went

709
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 2: with this random cris.

710
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: I saw one football player. I think I think that

711
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:26,760
Speaker 1: was about it.

712
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,479
Speaker 3: So what I'm saying. I met Joe Burrow? Was there

713
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:28,959
Speaker 3: a Brady?

714
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: I feel like there was a Titan in the mix somewhere,

715
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 2: Derrick Henry met him.

716
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 3: I would always introduce myself.

717
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: Did you mean Bill Callahan? No or whatever the hell

718
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: of coach used to be named?

719
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 2: Gotta say one of the dads. Dude, what you're saying

720
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 2: he has the time on his hand, Yeah.

721
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: He's got plenty of time, probably out trick or treating.

722
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 2: This one dad built the carriage from Cinderella and was

723
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 2: pulling it around. Oh, I was like, somebody went for

724
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: Dad of the Year.

725
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: One person there their kid was an astronaut and the

726
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: wagon he had built it into a spaceship.

727
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 2: See very talented dads, and don't get me wrong, but

728
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 2: also it's kind of all right, buddy, what do you

729
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,320
Speaker 2: do Monday through Friday?

730
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 3: Like, how do we have that much extra time?

731
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work. And then there was one

732
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,960
Speaker 1: the stupid ass people that I hate is there kids

733
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 1: in a stroller kidding even walk and they're pull getting

734
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: them upstairs and taking them up there to go trigger treating.

735
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 1: What are you doing your kid that you don't get?

736
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: I mean, you're eating that candy. They might have been

737
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: a handicapped No, no they're not. Oh the kids like one,

738
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: it's like, come on, don't take that kid. That kid

739
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to trigger treat.

740
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 2: And then the overly now all of a sudden, kids

741
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: are just going for one candy. They're all stop, guys,

742
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: take a handful. I don't want to be out here

743
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 2: all night.

744
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: Oh and then oh, that's what I saw our old

745
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,520
Speaker 1: sales girl on Facebook. She posted She's like, Oh my gosh,

746
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: what has happened to society? She was like, I put

747
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: a bucket on the porch, and as we're getting ready,

748
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: I see kids just taking handfuls when there's a sign

749
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 1: that clearly says please take two. Like, what are you

750
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 1: talking about?

751
00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 3: Rock a handful?

752
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: She was like, why would kids do that? It's so disgusting,

753
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: And I said, you're a rare breed man. We took

754
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: the whole bucket when we were kids. What the hell

755
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 1: are you talking about a handful? Please take too? Shut up.

756
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: When they're middle school kids, they are taking as much

757
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,799
Speaker 1: as they dang want, Like, get out of here with

758
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 1: that crap. And some kids don't know how to read,

759
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: so they just grab a handful. They're not they're not

760
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,839
Speaker 1: wasting time reading your sign. They're running house to house,

761
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: house to house. Ain't got time for that crap. And

762
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: then another disappointing thing, where are all the teenagers in

763
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 1: my neighborhood. I went on a walk the day after Halloween,

764
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: and let me tell you, there wasn one smash.

765
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: Pumpkin in my neighborhood. Yeah, not a single one. It

766
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 2: was smashed candy bar though. And there was a decent

767
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 2: amount of rappers in the neighborhood.

768
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: Oh so many rappers. And let me tell you, baby,

769
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: Box two went on the walk with me. He rode

770
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 1: his bike and he found a piece of candy that

771
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: was still in the wrapper. And then he went so

772
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: slow on his bike. He filled up both my pants

773
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 1: pockets and my hoodie pocket with candy he found on

774
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,280
Speaker 1: the ground. The day after Halloween, unopened, just dropped, dropped,

775
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: dropped the yard, dropped on the sidewalk covered by a

776
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: leaf man he cleaned up.

777
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, let's save the world. Let's save the turtles. Kids,

778
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 2: at least pick up your litter. That's more of a

779
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: concern than stealing a handful.

780
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I agree. Happy Halloween, everybody. We should probably start the show.

781
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: We'll do it right after this started, before we get

782
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 1: into I mean Saturday night me via messy. All right,

783
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it live. Oh the one duode sore loser?

784
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

785
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 1: about sports, so I gave you the sports facts. My

786
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.

787
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 3: Genius, y'all.

788
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 2: It's Sison. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male.

789
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 2: I live on the North Side in Ashville with Bezer.

790
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: We got two point three three acres, we got two

791
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 2: kids at Vanderbilt Clinic electrophysiology unit. Justin should be checking

792
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 2: on him this week, and then seventy two is probably.

793
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,240
Speaker 1: When I'll die of a heart attack.

794
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 3: And without further ado messy to you.

795
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,399
Speaker 1: Thank you. Saturday night, Man Miami Enter Miami was coming

796
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,320
Speaker 1: to Nashville. They were taking the field at Jiodis Park,

797
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: and all week Baby Box is talking about I can't

798
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 1: wait to boom MESSI. I can't wait to boom MESSI.

799
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: I can't wait to boom messy. And I looked earlier

800
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: in the week, game time, five thirty pm. Let's freaking go.

801
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: So all day we're playing there doing stuff. They're outside

802
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 1: climbing trees. At about four point thirty I went out

803
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 1: there and I said, boys, it's time to get ready

804
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 1: for the game, and Baby Box loses his crap.

805
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 5: It's starting to boom Messie. It's started to boom messy.

806
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 5: It's turned to boom I see he's running around the

807
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 5: yard here like, let's go, boys, let's go, let's go,

808
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 5: let's go. He runs inside. He throws his jersey on.

809
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Bud, do you want to put your

810
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: sweatshirt on first and then your jersey over it cause

811
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a little cold. Yell ya, let's do that.

812
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: It's time to boom messy. He runs Mom, Mom, it's

813
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: time to boom messy. I mean he's going ape cras.

814
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 3: Mom's going, oh, mom's going. Not same energy level though.

815
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: Now she's like, okay, yeah, that's exciting.

816
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 2: She goes.

817
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:18,320
Speaker 1: She's like, what about just cheering for Nashville. Good call moms.

818
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, we got a boom messy. This

819
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: is when he's not gonna like us. And so we

820
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:28,919
Speaker 1: get all dressed, all right, get the car packed. Drive. Man,

821
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of people here. Man, that's not

822
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: very much traffic. That's weird. Yeah, it didn't sound right,

823
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: like what is going on? Why are not very many

824
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 1: people coming to the game. I don't know. Man, All right,

825
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: another pandemic. We pay the park, park, we walk, yeah

826
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and there's a family of three right behind us,

827
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: all in messy jerseys and we're standing waiting across the

828
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: street and we all turn around boom boo, and they're like, oh,

829
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: she doesn't even know where she's going. This is a surprise.

830
00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: So she doesn't even know why you guys are booing.

831
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 1: Who the daughter. I'm like, oh, okay, okay.

832
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,880
Speaker 3: Guys, stop with the surprises. Tell your kids.

833
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: Well, Mike, you have a messy jersey on. There's a

834
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 1: bunch of people in soccer jerseys, and she can't pick

835
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: up on that you're walking to a soccer game. That

836
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: makes sense. Cool, We guess you did a surprise gender

837
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: reveal too, cool man, all right, So she has no idea.

838
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: So we walk up to the stadium and there's not

839
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 1: very many people there and I'm like, what in.

840
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: The world told you was freaking cold?

841
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: And then I look game time six thirty.

842
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never thought it was at five thirty. When

843
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 2: you said that, it struck me. Odd Yeah, yeah, that's

844
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 2: on me, that's on you.

845
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: That's on me. So the kids run around on the

846
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: outside for a little bit. They got these soccer kick

847
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: it balls, they got bean back, you know, they got

848
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: you know, bags, you're throwing bags, kicking soccer balls, running

849
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: around and then finally had to be in there for

850
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: about an hour. You know, it's already six o'clock. All right,

851
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: hey guys, you want to go inside and get somebody

852
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: to eat, you know what I mean? You weren't even inside. No, no,

853
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: we're on the outside, dude. You pull to Dave Slater.

854
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah we were way early, way early.

855
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 3: You gotta find them family entertainment.

856
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: For an hour, yeah, yeah, yeah, and the kids are

857
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: already like, let's go. Let's go on my guys, A

858
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: game doesn't start for an hour and a half.

859
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 3: That's on me, you guys like peg leg porker.

860
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: I was like, I made a mistake. I made a mistake, guys,

861
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: I made a mistake. And sais all right, all right,

862
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,959
Speaker 1: it's cool. So we get inside, we go get some impanadas,

863
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: and it's like ten minutes for kickoff and it's probably

864
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: fifty degrees. It was cold, and I mean we look

865
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 1: over and drizzle starts coming down. That's right, it starts drizzling.

866
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: And the boys were like, all right, let's go to

867
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: our seats. I'm my guys, we're not going to stand

868
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,359
Speaker 1: in the rain. Like it's not even raining hard, dad,

869
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 1: it's not even raining hard. I was like, absolutely not.

870
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: We're not going down in the rain.

871
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 3: That's where you draw the line.

872
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: We'll stand up here on the concourse. You guys can

873
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: stand right there.

874
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 3: Climb a tree, eat chocolate off the ground, but you're

875
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 3: not going in rain.

876
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: And then Baby Box three starts freaking out about the firework,

877
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: so him and the wife go to the bathroom while

878
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: the fireworks go off. And I mean right at six

879
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 1: thirty six thirty five, when kickoff is happening, I don't

880
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: know what happened, but the wind picked up tremendously.

881
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 3: It got cold.

882
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:22,280
Speaker 1: It started howling the wind, and it was freaking cold.

883
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 1: Told you it was so damn cold. That same cold

884
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: the night before it might have been forty degrees with

885
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: that wind. Dad doesn't do this. And I mean we

886
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 1: are sitting there just freezing, and the boy and you're

887
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 1: up top, so the wind is just hitting you.

888
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: Was he able to boom?

889
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 1: Bah oh whooa ball bo boh ba ball And he's

890
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 1: like he did boom when they entered it and they

891
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: did the starting line, He's like, boom. And then the

892
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: first time MESSI touched the ball, boom, I thought it

893
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 1: hurt him and I know he was loud too, and

894
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,719
Speaker 1: then everybody and then it just starts raining harder and

895
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 1: the wind is blowing the rain onto the onto the concourse.

896
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 3: See on the highlights, I thought I saw some precipitation.

897
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: No, it was solid rain. It wasn't precipitation. It was rain.

898
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: And the wind is howling and it's so it's forty

899
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,840
Speaker 1: degrees and raining. So we're wet.

900
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you guys didn't make it past halftime.

901
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: We are cold.

902
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you guys left early.

903
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:25,360
Speaker 1: And I mean it was freezing freaking cold, dude, freezing cold,

904
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, what are we doing? I mean,

905
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: we are bundled up and the ground is all wet.

906
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: You got freaking people just coming out of the stands

907
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: and drove. No one wants to be down in their

908
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 1: seats because they're just getting rained on. It's that heavy

909
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: and it's that cold. So everybody's piled in behind the

910
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: handicapped seats.

911
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: But like, are you keeping other people warm? Like if

912
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: it was like a young mom and her.

913
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: Kid, no baby box and baby box two, Well, like

914
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: it's the body heat. Is everybody so close together? You

915
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: guys are all keeping each other warm like fan wise. No, no.

916
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: So they go up right next to the handicap seats

917
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: and they're sitting down and they're watching the game. And

918
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: the one guy is sitting there so nice, lets them

919
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: sit by his seats. Don't worry about it, you know.

920
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, guys, stay down, see you don't

921
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: block the view, and he goes, don't worry about it.

922
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 1: They can do whatever they want. I was like, all right, cool.

923
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: Then there were so many people in the handicap section.

924
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh great, here comes to security. If your seats aren't

925
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: right here, if these are not your seats, you got

926
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:30,760
Speaker 1: to be behind the barricade. Kids can't see from the barricade.

927
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,359
Speaker 1: It's too tall. And the guy's like, no, you guys

928
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 1: stay here, and he let my kids stay there. Awesome.

929
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,759
Speaker 1: Just call him dad that way and er together. So

930
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: we watched the first half and it is freezing.

931
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: Are we winning or losing?

932
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: We're up one nothing, that's what I thought. We're up

933
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: one nothing. We got a PK early and I'm like,

934
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 1: all right, here we go Dad, and we're like, hey man,

935
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: we may have to leave early. Guys. It is so

936
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: freaking cold.

937
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 3: Did Dad get a little bit of action?

938
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: On this one.

939
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 3: No, Dad to get the action in the warm.

940
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 1: And baby box. You could see the pure devastation on

941
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: his face when I say we have to leave early.

942
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: I called it a l e and I'm like, but,

943
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,959
Speaker 1: and my wife looks at me and goes, we can't.

944
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: We can't leave early.

945
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,319
Speaker 3: Look at your wife looks at you, and she's like, Europe.

946
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she said, if anything, you stay and

947
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: take an uber with him. I'll take the other two home.

948
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: She's like, I've never thought this, had been disappointed in you,

949
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 2: but as a father, Europe.

950
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, coach, you got cold.

951
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 3: I got a cold on Halloween night.

952
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't even It wasn't even about the cold, dude.

953
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: You gotta know when to pack up. I was worried

954
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: about the other two. Man. When your feet get cold

955
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: yet your feet my feet, My feet were definitely cold. Man.

956
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,080
Speaker 1: It was freezing damn cold. I'm telling you that wind

957
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: was whipping about twenty miles an hour, like it was

958
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: so cold.

959
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 3: This guy's from Texas.

960
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,240
Speaker 1: He's got to pack up, and the teeth are chattering

961
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: on the kids. You can't do it.

962
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:57,359
Speaker 3: You gotta go.

963
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, it's halftime. And I'm like,

964
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: do you guys want to leave? No? No, no? And

965
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: Babybox two, I'm so cold, and did he lose him?

966
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 1: His shirt is kind of wet from the wind, rain

967
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 1: and the wind blowing. I was like, all right, hey,

968
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: old thermia. You think maybe his lip the baby Box

969
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: three his lips were blue here and take your mom's bra. So,

970
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: being you know, just an idiot, I was like, do

971
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,160
Speaker 1: you want my sweatshirt? Just trying to be nice to

972
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: he need say no. Oh.

973
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say you had to

974
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 3: buy some Nashville sc sweatshirts.

975
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 1: And oh, my wife goes, let's go to the gift shop.

976
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: I was like, we're not spending one hundreds of dollars, honey,

977
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 1: you want to be drained four hundred dollars. I said,

978
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: we're not spending hundreds of dollars on this. Now.

979
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 3: My dad would wrap us in a trash man.

980
00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I gift shop I said. I said,

981
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: we're not going to go buy sweatshirts. We made that

982
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: mistake at Wrigleyfield and spent so much damn money because

983
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: the wind was blowing in and they were freezing.

984
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 2: My dad would get us a couple extra napkins from

985
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 2: the concession stands and use him to dry off our

986
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: arms to keep his warm ding.

987
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: I was like, do you want my sweatshirt, and thinking

988
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 1: he would say no, it's too bigus. Yeah, I'm like, oh, well, crap,

989
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: so your shirtless. So I am short sleeve shirting it,

990
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 1: short sleeve shirting it. It was about eighty watching it

991
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: on TV. Oh my god. So then I've got hands

992
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 1: in the pocket. I'm just rocking back and forth.

993
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 3: Is you and your wife embracing for body heat?

994
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: No, she was holding baby Box three most of the

995
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: first half trying to keep him warm. Got it. Then

996
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: she placed him on top of the trash can so

997
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: he could see the field.

998
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 3: You guys were using the trash can as a baby change.

999
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: So we used the The trash can is our dinner table, Like,

1000
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 1: we had our impanadas on top of the trash can

1001
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: and we were eating off the trash can because we

1002
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,919
Speaker 1: weren't going to our damn seats. He too, damn gold

1003
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: Gotta love it. So then halftime comes and they all

1004
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 1: the kids come over and they're talking, and then some

1005
00:45:57,160 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: jackass comes and puts a chair right where they were sitting.

1006
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: So now they got no spot. So the second half

1007
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,120
Speaker 1: we sat them all on the trash can, all three

1008
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:13,439
Speaker 1: of them on the trash can watching the game. That's

1009
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: not a bad seat, not a bad seat. But they

1010
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: are shivering, they're chattering, they're they're they're so tired. And

1011
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: about the sixty fifth minute, I see Baby Box starting

1012
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: to shake. And he's been the one. I mean, he's

1013
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 1: been jumping up and down the whole time the whole game,

1014
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 1: screaming and yelling.

1015
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 3: Have you thought about em t services to see if

1016
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,800
Speaker 3: they have hypothermia?

1017
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: I almost went to the medical tent. I brought the

1018
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,759
Speaker 1: blue tent over, put it over the trash can. I said,

1019
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,879
Speaker 1: let me examine them. And I said, guys, are we okay?

1020
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: Or do we want to go? And Baby Box looks

1021
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:48,839
Speaker 1: at me and goes, let's go.

1022
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 3: He threw the challenge flag, he threw the he threw

1023
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 3: the white flag.

1024
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: He was ready to go. So it is still raining though,

1025
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,279
Speaker 1: and we got like a half a mile walk to

1026
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,760
Speaker 1: the car.

1027
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, Dad's got to pull it up.

1028
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,399
Speaker 1: And it's cold, it's went And I was like them

1029
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: walking in the rain and cold, you pulled up the

1030
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: car is going to they're gonna be so miserable and

1031
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: they're gonna be so whiny. I must go with on.

1032
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: I will stretch out and get us the vehicle and

1033
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 2: you kids in safety.

1034
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: So we were up two to nothing at this point, yes,

1035
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 1: two to nothing, and they we walked down to the

1036
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: supporter section. I left the kids in the supporter section

1037
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 1: and I ran the half mile. You're not good to run, No,

1038
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,720
Speaker 1: it hurt. Not with your injury. It hurt you. Gotta

1039
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: bloat out, bladdered you. I gotta bloat out bladder on

1040
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 1: the left side. Don't know what's wrong, but I can't

1041
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: figure it out.

1042
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 3: But you were the best option.

1043
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: That's it. And we went got the car. I pulled

1044
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: it up and they got in the car like that

1045
00:47:53,320 --> 00:48:00,680
Speaker 1: is so cold. It's so cold. And as we're driving away,

1046
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 1: fan Messi scores a goal. So we didn't even see

1047
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,560
Speaker 1: Messi score.

1048
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,680
Speaker 3: You saw the wind though.

1049
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 1: Then we got home, pulled up Apple TV and watched

1050
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: the rest of the game. Good plug and we win,

1051
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 1: and Messy and I and in the second half, I

1052
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: asked baby, I said, hey, are you gonna boo Messy anymore?

1053
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: And he goes, you can't hear us from this far up.

1054
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,920
Speaker 2: How did that feel though? Going back to the house,

1055
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,360
Speaker 2: the warm house. After that, dude never felt better in

1056
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 2: my life. And we shut down the trick or treating

1057
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 2: and we went on the couch. I was wrapped up

1058
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 2: in blankets because I really did have the chills. I

1059
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,879
Speaker 2: went to sleep at like eight, Baser said, I didn't

1060
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: even try to wake you. I woke up on the

1061
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 2: couch six am. No way, slept for ten hours on

1062
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 2: the couch, bundled in five blankets. Oh, she goes, you

1063
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: were wrapped up like a mummy. It was a cocoon.

1064
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 2: She's like, I wasn't gonna wake you. I've never been warmer.

1065
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: That's amazing. We'll take a break. We'll right back, man,

1066
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: it was freaking cold. Dude, Hey, that wasn't the best

1067
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: messy game I've ever seen. Right back. So then Sunday, man,

1068
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: let me tell you about Sunday. Oh it's the neighborhood

1069
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: fall picnic. I'm like, all right, cool, yeah, fall picnic.

1070
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: Let's go.

1071
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 3: It sounds like a skip.

1072
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: Uh. Well, they have a pot luck where everybody brings food.

1073
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 1: They got bouncy houses for all the kids.

1074
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 3: I was feeling rough.

1075
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: Baser has her friend over there had a it was

1076
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: a bride to be party. Yeah, I'm not even coming

1077
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 2: out of the room. I was in the room, didn't

1078
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 2: even open the door. Oh you're supposed to probably at

1079
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:36,240
Speaker 2: least throw congratulations her way. Yeah, bro, I didn't even

1080
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 2: enter the living room facility.

1081
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:39,960
Speaker 1: Feeling that bad. Huh.

1082
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a little rough. I think it was

1083
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 3: three straight days of drinking.

1084
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: Oh, that explains it. I thought you were just not

1085
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: feeling good to get a little itch in your throat

1086
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: or something. Man. But no, So Saturday or Sunday we

1087
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: wake up, I'm like, all right, guys, I'm gonna take

1088
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: the dog for a walk when I get back here,

1089
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,520
Speaker 1: and we're gonna leave this house at nine forty am.

1090
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: We are going to get hair cut s. So I

1091
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 1: got back, threw those kids in the car, took them

1092
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:10,239
Speaker 1: get haircuts, went next door, got a smoothie, and then

1093
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: we got home in time for football. And I was like, Hey,

1094
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: what time is the fall picnic? Like four o'clock? And

1095
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,239
Speaker 1: my wife goes, oh, no, no, they moved it up

1096
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:23,280
Speaker 1: this year. It's it. It's it. Well, the dog parad's

1097
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: at one. I said, I said what, and she goes,

1098
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: Then at two o'clock they're doing a speech about the

1099
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: neighborhood skip but then the food starts at two thirty.

1100
00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: We I'll do that, I said, all right, well, I think

1101
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,359
Speaker 1: we'll do the two thirty sause. Yeah, I don't think

1102
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: we need to be there for the dog paray. Bye

1103
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:43,359
Speaker 1: hereby declaire.

1104
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 3: This neighborhood safe and the most wealthiest.

1105
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:52,319
Speaker 1: Per capital in this whole damn city. And about twelve

1106
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: forty five soul Cat. Soul Cats had about twelve forty five.

1107
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: She comes in, She's like, I said, neighborhood meet off.

1108
00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: I don't know the old pot luck man. It's a

1109
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: pot luck, the old neighborhood whip around the fall festival

1110
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:08,280
Speaker 1: for the neighborhood man.

1111
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:11,720
Speaker 3: And everybody gives each other a reacher out.

1112
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,320
Speaker 1: Basically is what you do. Man. It's really a fun party.

1113
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: And it's held it to church in the neighborhood. And

1114
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: she's like, I feel bad all these people, they work

1115
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,839
Speaker 1: so hard to organize this, So I'm gonna go down

1116
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,839
Speaker 1: there and watch the pet parade. You should have hosted it.

1117
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. So she walks down there and she

1118
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: goes like, I'll come back, and then I want to

1119
00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: be up there at two o'clock for the you know,

1120
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: talking of the neighborhood. I want you know what's going

1121
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: on in the neighborhood. I'm like, my name's Bend, and

1122
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be in it. You see all

1123
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: those people in those colored houses, they're all peons. We

1124
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 1: are the wealthy crust of Nashrael. Now it's our lower income.

1125
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: Hah No, it was nothing like that. Oh, nothing like that.

1126
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 1: And so I was like, all right, and she comes

1127
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: back and then she goes. Oh, and by the way,

1128
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,720
Speaker 1: baby Box two's friend, his mam, her mom is a realtor.

1129
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: His best friend's mom's a realtor. She's gonna be showing

1130
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 1: a house in the neighborhood. So she's gonna drop her

1131
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: daughter off at the picnic. So get baby Box two ready.

1132
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm all right, So I send him on his way,

1133
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: I get him dressed. I say, all right, you're gonna

1134
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: go down there, take a left, take a right, and

1135
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: then you'll see the party. And Annie goes. He leaves

1136
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: by himself, by himself, and then Baby Box one comes in.

1137
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, where's my brother? And I was like, oh,

1138
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: he left. He's like, why I want to go. He's like,

1139
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 1: all right, get dressed, get him dress. I say, you're

1140
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,680
Speaker 1: gonna go down there. Take a left, take a right,

1141
00:52:33,719 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: you'll see the party. He's out of here.

1142
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 3: Right right, left, right, left, okay.

1143
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: Dad, and then baby box three. I'm like, hey, Bud,

1144
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: they're about to start serving food. They got jump houses.

1145
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: You want to go? Yeah, yeah, h lets get dressed.

1146
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: He starts getting dressed. I's all right, do you want

1147
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,200
Speaker 1: to wear a sweatshirt or a jacket? I don't want

1148
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,440
Speaker 1: to wear either. Dad left, left, right said. I said, nope,

1149
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: it is forty degrees outside. We're wearing something. I just

1150
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: don't know which one to pick. Dad said, well, till

1151
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: you decide, we can't leave. Twenty five minutes, he sat

1152
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,600
Speaker 1: there trying to decide if he wanted to wear a

1153
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 1: sweatshirt or a jacket.

1154
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 3: Perfect watch football. He's still deciding.

1155
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: Yep. So we sat there and watched football. I wasn't

1156
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: mad about it. I wasn't going to rush the decision.

1157
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 3: Make sure it's the best decision possible.

1158
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 1: Wait until halftime. So he finally gets that sweatshirt on

1159
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 1: and we start walking down there and it starts drizzling.

1160
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 3: It was there was more drizzle.

1161
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I look at the radar and

1162
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: it says, oh, it's going to pass in about ten minutes.

1163
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: So all right, getting down there, they got the food

1164
00:53:38,719 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 1: set out, and I mean it's windy, oh yeah, oh yeah,

1165
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: forty degrees, no sun in the sky, all cloudy, no

1166
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: sun all day. And then it starts raining harder.

1167
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:57,799
Speaker 3: It didn't reach his north, but okay, and.

1168
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 1: We're just sitting there getting sopping wet. The food is

1169
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,760
Speaker 1: getting sopping wet. This is all the this is almost powerful.

1170
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:10,000
Speaker 1: Now I'm holding my plate. Your microphone's going out. I'm

1171
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 1: holding my plate, and because all the water, it starts

1172
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: to sag and I can't hold it anymore and the

1173
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: food falls into the grass.

1174
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 3: That had to be a quality little sop and wet picnic.

1175
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 1: Yeah some barbecue, dude. My bun was just sopped in water.

1176
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take smoking thighs, thanks.

1177
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: I was having a pulled pork sandwich and it was

1178
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 1: more like a water logged freaking muffin and grossness, and

1179
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: it was disgusting. But I was like, I'm just gonna

1180
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 1: tough it out. And then I start getting really cold.

1181
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 1: My hands are freezing and I look at my wife

1182
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 1: and said, I'm going home. And then baby box one

1183
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: comes up with Dad, Ken go, you're going home like

1184
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: you did during the soccer game.

1185
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,759
Speaker 3: I'm staying here with my neighbors.

1186
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: He goes, I am freezing, Dad, my feet hurt so

1187
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: bad because they're running around on the jump. And I

1188
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: was like yeah, and he goes, if we go, oh, kid,

1189
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: we have hot chocolate. I was like, yeah, we can

1190
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: make hot chocolate, all right, and he runs over guys, guys,

1191
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 1: and we go home right now. We can have hot chocolate. Yeah,

1192
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: we can make hot Chicago bears and I mean chocolate.

1193
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: All the people are busting out their umbrellas. People are

1194
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: just boom boom boom, umbrellas popping up everywhere because everybody's

1195
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,040
Speaker 1: just getting.

1196
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:24,439
Speaker 3: Soaked well and they're gonna try and sit it out.

1197
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: That people are trying to sit it out. Me, I

1198
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: was like, no, let's just load a bunch of food

1199
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:31,319
Speaker 1: on a plate, cover it and take it home, take

1200
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 1: it to go, because all they're gonna do is throw

1201
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: it away. And we all pack up. We walk home.

1202
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,399
Speaker 1: Everybody's drench, got to get new clothes on. And that's

1203
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: when I got home from the Bears finale. I would

1204
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: have missed the Bears finale because of the stupid Fall picnic.

1205
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 1: But thank you to the rain, the cold, and we

1206
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,399
Speaker 1: had to turn on the fire. We had to put

1207
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: the fire on and get the kids warmed up. Then

1208
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,760
Speaker 1: we made hot chalk, and then we saw the greatest

1209
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: thing of the weekend. Colston loves the Loveland over the

1210
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: middle fit forty five yards touchdown, Bears win, Bears win.

1211
00:56:10,560 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 1: I froze my ass off at MESSI froze my ass

1212
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: off at the Fall Picnic. What a weekend. I knew.

1213
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,640
Speaker 2: I already knew your angle when I said it was

1214
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 2: cold Friday, and then you agreed with me. By the

1215
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 2: end of the weekend, it was a cold weekend, but

1216
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 2: you were just in time to see your quarterback with

1217
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 2: the double ear rings in and the painted fingernails.

1218
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: Whatever works.

1219
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 2: Now, that's something to be proud of. That's representing a

1220
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 2: city right there. I never knew he had the double

1221
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 2: ear ring and one of them's pink. He's got a

1222
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,320
Speaker 2: bolt in there that's got some sort of pink diamond. Really,

1223
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 2: you like a princess diamond?

1224
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: Hey? Whatever, Hey, that's your quarterback man.

1225
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 3: Whatever you guys.

1226
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: See yep, hey, yeah, have freaking cold rain doesn't mix well,

1227
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:49,719
Speaker 1: man cam Ward, you're not going to see him with

1228
00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: princess ear rings and painted nails, and you're not gonna

1229
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:59,319
Speaker 1: see him win any football games. Never been so dang

1230
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: cold in my life. It was freezing, dude, freezing right.

1231
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 2: The boys wanted The boys wanted to paint their nails

1232
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 2: for Halloween.

1233
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I ran into Fabiani at the freaking

1234
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: soccer game and he comes up and goes, oh, you're

1235
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,480
Speaker 1: a man wearing short sleeves.

1236
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:12,279
Speaker 3: Who the hell is that?

1237
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 1: Ah, it's a dude I used to play soccer with.

1238
00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: But he was like, you're oh look at you manly

1239
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: wearing short sleeves. I was like, no, no, no, not by choice.

1240
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 3: Tell him to pull his pants down.

1241
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 1: So he was a man. Well, what if he's bigger