WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "A Few Steps Behind Dahmer" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.440 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:09.240 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.920 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.800 crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:20.200 pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:24.080 break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 0:00:24.120 --> 0:00:33.760 Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, Happy Sunday, 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:38.760 another edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:45.000 Danny g Radio. As we dive into the mail bag, 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:48.800 they always say, please give us the mail. We need 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.000 the mail, and I'm like, well, come on, what's wrong 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:56.160 with that? But sometimes there's no mail. It happens. I'm 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:58.840 just trying to hit as many sound bites as I can. Oh, look, 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.400 Coop's over there, smoke weed, Yeah, right over you going 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.760 the back over there. That's that's nice. What else we 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.280 got here? Let's see really quick. I'm gonna add my 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:12.920 own Coop drop. I wish I could pull off those suits. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:16.000 That's a good one. Classic. I think Eddie's playing Mario 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:21.560 Brothers over there. I think not anymore. I don't care. 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:26.319 I'm leaving goodbye. You're saying, can you please? I know 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:31.119 I can't. Okay. I think we're going to get some food, 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:39.560 some fast food over there. Interesting, So these are actual 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:43.160 layer or something. I have a toy. I gotta use 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.959 the the I got my toy. I gotta I gotta 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:50.720 play with it. How dare you, Danny? G Yeah, it 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:53.200 half is. I I know it's it's to be scary 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:58.400 right now. You know, everything will be okay. Calm down, Ralph, 0:01:58.480 --> 0:02:01.720 everything will be okay. So to the third round, he ships, 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:11.480 He sits blank, my blank, and blank. You. I want 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:15.679 a mature guy now if you're new to the podcast, saying, hey, 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.359 I would like to get some shine on the podcast. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:21.640 I would like to be podcast famous, and really, who 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.720 doesn't want that in their life? I think of the 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.399 bucket list things you want to accomplish before you check 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.600 out of this Mortal Coil, to be mentioned on a podcast. Now, 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:37.359 and not just any podcast, Danny, but this podcast. No, no, No, 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:41.200 don't play. This is a good podcast. It's impressive because 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:44.600 that means that tens of people look up to you, 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.800 at least ten. Yeah. I used to have eight people 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:49.919 who are up to ten now, so we've got double 0:02:50.000 --> 0:02:54.360 digits that enjoy this show and even more now, Danny, 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.800 because if you look off out in the horizon, there 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:01.600 the Manu Ginobili market your childers aside. They're coming. You 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.200 can hear them to make you a little noise there, 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:15.440 there they are. They're they're attacking me, Daddy and your battleship. Yeah, 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:21.959 you're still coming. They won't stop, Daddy. You will kill Bill. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.480 That's great, all right. So you can send your message 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:31.800 to us on Facebook, the Facebook page every Tuesday, sometimes 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.200 later in the day, sometimes the day, just checking a 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.200 couple of times during the day the show Facebook page 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.080 Ben Mallors Show, and I will post up there a 0:03:39.440 --> 0:03:42.440 begging some kind of gift. I'll try to get you 0:03:42.520 --> 0:03:46.000 to get your attention and have you post a message 0:03:46.040 --> 0:03:47.840 on there. But if you don't want everyone else to 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:51.080 see your message, I get it. They're a private person. 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:55.480 I'm a private person toe. So you can send it 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:59.200 care of Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. That's 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:04.280 r E A L F I F th h h oh. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.839 You are ill spell the whole thing at gmail dot com. 0:04:06.880 --> 0:04:11.720 Put mail on the headline and we will use your message, 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:15.560 time permitting. In a future episode of the Fifth Hour 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:19.680 mail bag with myself, Ben and Danny. And before we 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.760 get started here, we have a rule on this, and 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.440 so let's strike up the band. We go to our 0:04:24.520 --> 0:04:36.440 man Ohio owl. First message comes from our friend Tammy 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.320 in Montana. She says, Ben and Danny, g I have 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:42.640 to tell you that I had a Tommy's Chili dog 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:49.040 in Montana? Is that even possible? That just continues. A 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:52.440 friend of mine ordered dogs and chili from Tommy's for 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.920 a party. The chili dog was amazing. Do they have 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.560 tomm They don't have Tommy's in Montana? Do they? I'll 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.800 look it up, all right, let's just some due diligence 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:04.840 on that, some fact checking. Uh. Tammy says, I always 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:09.080 have some stupid question about driving, about a driving law. 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.360 To ask the cop when I get pulled over makes 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:16.400 the cops feel helpful to answer the question, and it works. 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:19.160 So she's talking about getting out of a ticket. Well, 0:05:19.160 --> 0:05:21.880 it also helps, if let's be honest here, you know, 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.280 helps if you're a woman a little bit right on 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.680 the easy on the eyes. Am I wrong in saying that, Danny? 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:32.839 Is that? Is that a stereotype sexist? Open up the 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:35.919 blouse a little bit. The show off. Where did you 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.680 hear those stories? I might have watched that on a 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:40.200 movie back in the day. I don't what kind of 0:05:40.200 --> 0:05:42.360 a movie. It was. Maybe an adult movie. I don't know. 0:05:42.480 --> 0:05:46.360 But there is that. And and unlike Supreme Court justices, 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:47.760 I know what a woman is. I don't need to 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:50.440 have to ask. I don't have to ask your biologist, Danny. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.680 I've I've mastered that. Tammy continues. She says, I'm disturbed 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:59.800 by a holier than now Helen's email, Helen says she 0:06:00.120 --> 0:06:06.240 loves Ben. Tammy writes, but she wants Ben to take 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:09.880 over the morning time slot. I've heard prostitutes sleep in 0:06:09.920 --> 0:06:14.000 the morning, so Helen wouldn't be able to listen to Ben. 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:20.920 She doesn't make sense. Wow, Helen's joke about rent was 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:25.360 very old and lame. Tammy rides, I don't pay rent 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:30.640 because I own my home, whereas Helen admitted that they 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.720 live in a camper, so if she wasn't so ugly, 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:39.440 she could earn more money at night and buy a house. 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:46.039 Signed Tammy in Montana. Tammy, she's got the flamethrowers out. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:51.000 She's going for it. She is ready to go. Yeah, 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:56.400 absolutely on that man. Your battle stations all right. On 0:06:56.520 --> 0:07:00.760 Tommy's website they only show California and Nevada. So is 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:04.200 it possible a that she had some rip off Tommy's. 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:09.880 Be somebody flew into Montana with Tommy's, which I can't 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:12.320 imagine would have tasted all that good, daddy, if it's 0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:14.200 been in a plane for four hours or whatever it 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:18.120 is to fly to Montana. These are all great questions. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:20.480 We'll have to wait till next week's mail bag to 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.000 get the answer. So Tammy, let us know, because we 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:27.000 are skeptical that you could get a Tommy's Chili dog 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.960 in Montana. Now there might have been a place called 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:35.880 Tommy's in Montana, but not the Tommies that we know. Yeah, 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:39.240 they spelled it t O M M I apostrophe s. Yeah, 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.520 something weird, some knockoff Tommy's. So the next mail we 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:47.480 go back to the the mail bags, right and Helen 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:51.200 and Stu from palmetto Bay, Florida. Right in there's Ben 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:55.320 and Danny ge Happy Sunday, Sunday Sunday, Screw the Oscars. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:59.800 The email begins, Screw the Grammys. Let us first catch 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:04.040 up with the Bennies. Ben stew and I are the 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:08.600 most powerful couple in the Mallard militia. To protect your brand. 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:14.800 We get people fired, now, we get people elected. Given 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:18.840 what the Fifth Hour mailbag serves as the de facto 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:26.000 public town Square, Congratulations to Danny g Radio winner winner 0:08:26.360 --> 0:08:32.680 and Brian too Short Finley shots fired, so more congratulations 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:36.040 for you. In sports, the email continues, looks like Major 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.679 League Baseball will continue to check pictures for sticky stuff. 0:08:40.240 --> 0:08:44.640 Sounds like a perfect lateral career move for that Renter 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:53.160 bitch Tammy in Fontana. Uh. And the message continues. As 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.280 for food, We've been fortunate to eat at some very 0:08:56.720 --> 0:09:00.840 some of the best steakhouses in America. Counter in Benjamin 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:04.319 on Team Well Done, Way to go, Helen and Stow. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:05.920 I did a rant on the show this week. I 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:10.440 mentioned I like my steak butterfly cut well done. I 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:14.240 was attacked by Coop and Eddie and Roberto as a 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.160 heathen and that I should be put up on some 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:20.400 kind of court martial for that. So I'm not going 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:23.160 to cook on my knee. I leaned closer to you 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:24.800 on this. You and I don't see eye to eye 0:09:24.800 --> 0:09:28.319 with Ranch, Nope, But if I knew the kitchen was 0:09:28.360 --> 0:09:31.160 gonna undercook it a little bit. I would tell him 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.760 well done, because I would like it done. Yeah, exactly, 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.920 You're one step higher than me because I want to 0:09:36.920 --> 0:09:39.720 see just a little bit of pink. But the people 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.959 that have red and blood and all that, they might 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.040 as well be cannibals. Damn right, you're You're just a 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:48.360 few steps behind Jeffrey Dahmer. That's how Dahmer started. He 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:52.720 started with bloody meat, and then he wanted a human meat. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.120 And that's the next thing I like to wrestle with. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.920 Uh So, the email continues. For us, Helen and stew Right, 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.640 no matter what could of beef we order, you just 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:10.000 add clarified butter, kosher salt, and pepper and we're happy. Yeah, 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.240 I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you. 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.600 They say, we've never had a chef complained that we 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.959 wanted our meat cooked beyond the standard medium range, even 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:24.800 while dining in the chef's kitchen. It's probably because Helen 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.360 Stewart high rollers are you. If you're a high roller, 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:28.959 you go into a stake place, they're not going to 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.120 give you a hard time. If you're Joe Schmo like me, 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.040 the overnight guy, the guy who was who was this asshole? Uh? 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.679 What the hell's he want? And I'm sure this past 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.559 week on your live show you talked about the onety 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:44.880 one dollar burger game we did and there well or 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:47.560 the twenty five thousand dollar burger at Braves Games. If 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:52.040 you want the real ring. Wow, what at least there's 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:56.199 a cage free egg on there? Very important. Yes, I've 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:58.199 always said when I spent a hundred and fifty one 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.400 dollar on a burger that I can make it the 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.440 house for five bucks, that I it's very important to 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:07.960 get the cage free egg. Okay. Uh, the message continues, 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:13.640 speaking of meat closure and outstanding social media video content. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:17.600 Time for you to take that Tomahawks steak you've had 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:21.720 in your freezer for years and now unsafe to eat, 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.600 Put it in a steel drum in your backyard at 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:29.480 gasoline and ignite flames at night should be visible west 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:33.760 of the four oh five. Message sent Wow, that's pretty 0:11:33.800 --> 0:11:39.320 just a good idea viral YouTube video, and the message 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:44.000 says in closing bend outstanding Laker monologue content and energy. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:47.520 This week, You've heard the rumors started and questioned to 0:11:47.640 --> 0:11:51.680 ask by Stu First, what are the Mallards sports book 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:56.880 odds that the Googleheim Baseball Management, owners of the Dodgers, 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:02.800 will purchase the Los Angeles US Lakers as well. Stu. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.560 That is a nightmare that I have that the Lakers 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.680 will actually get somebody who knows what they're doing as 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:11.160 an owner and not Genie Buss and then then it's over. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:16.880 But that's the family business. So that's that's that's Genie 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:20.240 Buss's identity as the Lakers owner, So I'd be surprised 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:23.079 if she sells it. And as a closet Lakers fan, 0:12:23.160 --> 0:12:26.480 you would love that drama that's on HBO right now. No, no, no, 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:28.400 I'm looking forward to The Clipper Show. It's gonna be 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:32.240 on effects. Yeah, it's gonna have huge ratings, just like 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:36.640 their games and the massive ratings. I think you were 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:39.360 with me, Danny. We should be part of that. The 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:42.560 Ben Mather Show should be part of that Donald Sterring documentary. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:47.920 Were you not there the night that Donald Sterling we 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:54.120 are ent sure called in to our show. It's wild 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:57.560 I swear that was him. Oh my god. It was 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.240 right in the middle all of the hullabalue where they 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:04.040 were about to take the Clippers away from him, and 0:13:04.120 --> 0:13:05.960 this guy called I think he said he was in 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.640 Big Bear or something like that. Yeah, he said he 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.560 was a big Bear Lake. It sounded like he had 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.280 been tipping it back a little bit. Yeah yeah. So 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:16.559 this old guy who sounds just like Donald Sterling calls 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:21.640 up to defend Donald Sterling and take shots at the 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:24.720 l a times. For the rest of the show, you 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:27.320 kept saying it was great to have Donald Sterling on 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:31.800 earlier defending Donald Sterling. Yes, yes, yes, And that guy 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:34.200 never called again after that. That was the only time 0:13:34.240 --> 0:13:39.520 he ever called. That was it that night? Wild wild wild? Right? 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:43.080 Matt in, Matt is next, No, I gotta play this 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.960 sounded I apologize for not not doing this. It's a 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:51.480 bad job by me. That's right. The mail is here, 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.319 all right. So Matt in Dallas fort Worth rights and 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.679 he says, man, I have to go horseback riding this 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.199 weekend with the wife for her birthday. But I've ever 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:03.839 been what advice do you have for me? Well, Matt, 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:07.200 I was fat and they don't let fat people on horses, 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:09.960 so I won't have any advice. I was when I 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:13.000 was little. I was on a horse when I was 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:14.640 when I was a kid, and I think the horse 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.800 talked back to me, shut the funk up. Okay, shut 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:20.760 the funk up. That's what the horse said to me. So, Danny, 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:22.920 do you have any experience you lived in Burbank. They 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:26.280 have horse trails in Burbank for my time in Burbank 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.600 when I worked there, So did you ever spend time 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:31.200 on a horse? They do, But those are next to 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:34.600 the Walt Disney studios there the where the riders and 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:38.040 cartoonists work, where the big protests have been going on, 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.040 you know. I mean, I was downtown for twelve years 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.440 and this shouldn't surprise you because I heard an owl 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.400 live in person for the first time this past week. 0:14:48.480 --> 0:14:52.160 Never been on a horse before. Okay, so we have 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.920 failed you, man, You've failed you. We have failed your wife. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:14:59.280 And chances are this is for the Sunday mail back, 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:01.320 so you probably are been on the horse by now. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:03.480 By the time you hear this, you've already been on 0:15:03.480 --> 0:15:06.600 the horse. So really we couldn't add anything to that anyway, 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.480 all right, I would just advise you not to piss 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.720 off the horse, not to be to mean to the horse, 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:16.360 not to fart in the horse's face, none of that, 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.080 and then you're in good shape. Yeah, from what I've 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:23.640 seen on shows like three, which is a great show. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:28.560 By the way, no sudden movements, no sudden movements. And 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.280 if the horse runs off in the distance, let it 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:41.440 go right, just let it. Let them. Jennifer is next 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:47.760 up from Richmond of Virginia. Come back, it's time from now, 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.440 I'll call. I'll be visiting Virginia for the first time 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:54.240 ever in early May. I I'll be flying in there 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.320 and I have to drive down to North Carolina from there, 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:00.640 so I'll wave at your Jennifer, She says, high bed 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.960 and Danny ge. My question is inspired by all your 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:09.040 recent baking and cooking. Do you have a favorite kitchen 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:15.240 gadget or gizmo? Uh? Nothing in particular as far as 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.600 the baking stuff. I did get a well, I forget 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.640 what's it called. You put the flower in it and 0:16:20.720 --> 0:16:24.240 you turn the wheel and it it Uh, I forget 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:27.400 what the name of it is. But oh the l star. No, 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.360 but I wanted to be in on the conversation exactly. 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:36.400 I understand. I think President Trump has something your friend Trump, Yeah, 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:39.080 that's what he has to say. But no, I just 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:44.400 love watching YouTube videos and then making my own version 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:48.760 of that and I got pretty lucky in a sad way. 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:51.560 My mom was a prolific Banker's one of the reasons 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:53.680 I do. I try to honor my mom's legacy. My 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.040 mom was amazing in the kitchen. Of course, everyone thinks 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:57.960 their mom is amazing in the kitchen, but my mom 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:01.520 was great, and she you know, there's a lot of 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:04.200 health problems, but she did a lot baking, and so 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:08.280 she was able to buy like all these gadgets and gizmos, 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:13.320 and they all sat here for a long time, you know, 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:17.159 in my dad's house. And then when he passed away 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:22.800 in early uh, you know, I inherited a lot of stuff. 0:17:22.840 --> 0:17:25.480 So it's all fine. The good thing about baking stuff 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:28.760 is a lot of that stuff will last forever well, 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.199 kind of like the cast iron, that kind of stuff. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.760 So but I love it all. It's it's great. I 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:39.040 made some last weekend. I made eminem cookies and so 0:17:39.520 --> 0:17:41.680 those came out pretty good. And the cool thing I've 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.399 learned it's all about presentation, Danny. It's all about the 0:17:44.400 --> 0:17:47.200 present day. So I what I do is I put, 0:17:47.240 --> 0:17:50.040 I make the doll and all that, and then right 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:53.239 before I'm about to put the cookies, the cookie doll 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:56.399 in the oven to bake. I strategically placed the M 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:58.359 and Amazon there so they look just like when you 0:17:58.400 --> 0:18:01.160 go to the store. Yeah, so they looked just like that. 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.639 It's something that anyone with half a brain would do, 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:07.239 but for me, it's like a big accomplishment. Do you 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:10.560 watch the cooking competition shows that are on TV? No, 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:12.800 I don't really do that. My wife likes those a lot. 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:16.840 I haven't really gotten to that. I did. I did 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:18.400 see an interview with the guy that was on one 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.639 of those cooking shows, and they said how unrealistic it 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:24.160 is because you know, they used like one dish, will 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:26.720 throw it away using No, that it's not like real 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:29.159 life cooking where you have to wash all the dishes. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.760 Somebody else washes the dishes for those people. Yeah, I 0:18:31.800 --> 0:18:35.560 would recommend beat Bobby Flay. That's a good one, all right. 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:40.920 Pierre in Springfield, mass rights In says which superpower would 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.840 you choose? The ability to fly or to be invisible 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:46.760 whenever you want it? I think we've gotten a version 0:18:46.760 --> 0:18:50.000 of this one before. Flying would be great. I'd be 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:54.440 worried about crashing. Invisibility. I feel like I've had that, 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:56.280 so I'd go back to that because I feel like 0:18:56.440 --> 0:18:59.159 many points in my life I wish I was invisible 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:03.960 at some time, as I think I was invisible and 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:06.600 in the radio, Danny, we are invisible. All you can 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.040 hear is our voice, but you can't see us. Yeah, 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:11.199 and it wasn't an option there, but I would go 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:16.520 with the superman and his superhuman strength because you know, 0:19:16.760 --> 0:19:21.240 just daily tasks like helping somebody with folding chairs. You 0:19:21.320 --> 0:19:24.720 have got to be kidding me something like that. Or 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:27.239 if you have a job that's heavy labor, think about it, Ben, 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:31.800 you could just use a fingertip and boom, task is done. Yeah, 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:35.560 that that'd be nice. Uh. He also says Pierre in Springfield, 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:39.000 mass a friend of Alfie aliental Piner. He says, have 0:19:39.160 --> 0:19:42.119 you made any progress in cutting a new ad for 0:19:42.160 --> 0:19:46.359 the Fifth Hour podcast? It appears that your original Trusty 0:19:46.480 --> 0:19:50.239 Sidekick promo has replaced the weight loss spot on the 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:54.800 weekday pods. Yeah. So I keep getting messages about this, Danny, 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:57.400 Is there anything we can do? Can we email somebody 0:19:57.840 --> 0:20:01.399 already done? It is done. After those shows where we 0:20:01.480 --> 0:20:04.840 joked about it and we had multiple listeners asked about it, 0:20:05.200 --> 0:20:08.600 I sent an email to our boss and I got 0:20:08.600 --> 0:20:11.960 a reply three weeks later. Because anything titled Ben Miller 0:20:13.000 --> 0:20:18.240 it's replied to immediately highest urgency. It's just just just 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:22.080 ahead of Colin Cowhard, very similar. So three weeks later 0:20:22.080 --> 0:20:24.960 he sent me a reply that said it's already been done. 0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:27.400 I actually noticed that when I was listening to one 0:20:27.400 --> 0:20:31.639 of the podcasts I had editing cut former co host 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:34.480 name out so that Ben didn't have to redo it. 0:20:35.000 --> 0:20:37.320 Oh yeah, I was gonna say, because I don't remember 0:20:37.359 --> 0:20:40.440 voicing over, I wouldn't mind voicing something over if you want, 0:20:40.560 --> 0:20:43.720 we can make it all nice. Well, no, I'd like 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:45.720 to give you some some shine, give you a little 0:20:45.720 --> 0:20:47.680 love and all that. I guess we could turn in 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:51.000 a new one. Yeah, yeah, if you want. How long 0:20:51.040 --> 0:20:52.480 does it have to be? Do we know how long? 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:54.760 I will take a look at that. I believe it's 0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:59.159 like around forty seconds. That's nothing for professionals. Come on, 0:21:00.680 --> 0:21:02.440 I didn't even get to my point for about ten 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:06.240 minutes anyway, so I could do forty seconds, no problem. Uh. 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:09.119 He also says, Pierre, when are you gonna get Mikey 0:21:09.160 --> 0:21:11.680 Adams on the Friday Pod? Well, he's on my list. 0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:15.360 I have to coordinate with Mikey. Mike is a famous 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:19.199 radio guy in Boston who also is part of one 0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:22.840 of the great TV bloopers on YouTube. He hosted a 0:21:22.880 --> 0:21:26.880 sports show at night on a regional sports network in Boston. 0:21:27.880 --> 0:21:31.639 And you know those those giant old school TV cameras 0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:37.119 that were robotic, Yeah, like they're using the eighties and 0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:42.920 the nineties. So one of these like started moving unexpectedly 0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:46.720 towards Mikey and like it was a hilarious because he 0:21:46.720 --> 0:21:50.600 gets attacked by the camera and it was really funny. 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:53.440 Mikey's got some amazing stories. Mikey Adams is the guy. 0:21:53.480 --> 0:21:56.760 When I went to w e I and the first 0:21:56.760 --> 0:21:58.199 time I ever went to E I, I was on 0:21:58.240 --> 0:22:01.440 his show as a guest in studio and he had 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:05.040 a spread of Italian food in the studio. And Mikey's 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:07.639 producer told me that every night he had a different 0:22:07.640 --> 0:22:14.240 restaurant cater the show. This guy, Yeah, and for free 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:18.240 of course, ghihim a little pop so and uh that 0:22:18.400 --> 0:22:20.960 was great. But Mikey has tattoos on his ass of 0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:23.320 the Orlando Magic and the New York Yankees. Now he's 0:22:23.320 --> 0:22:27.199 not an Orlando Magic fan or a Yankee fan, but 0:22:27.320 --> 0:22:29.600 he lost bets, and part of the bet was he 0:22:29.640 --> 0:22:32.480 had to get the logo of those other teams on 0:22:32.600 --> 0:22:36.399 his took us and and just to prove that he 0:22:36.480 --> 0:22:40.760 was not phony, he pulled his pants down and showed 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:45.120 me his bear took us to show me the logos. 0:22:45.520 --> 0:22:49.040 So he has the old Orlando Magic logo and the 0:22:49.040 --> 0:22:55.280 the classic Yankee logo here alright, Next up we do 0:22:55.480 --> 0:22:59.440 we go to a Mr. Luciano from Los Angeles. He says, 0:22:59.520 --> 0:23:02.200 question for Ben and Danny, g I suppose you both 0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:06.359 like baseball, And with that said, which opposing stadium would 0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:09.280 you like to go and watch your favorite team play? 0:23:09.520 --> 0:23:12.359 Keep up the great work? Anywhere you'd like to go, 0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.639 Danny that you haven't been, Yeah, I would like to 0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:22.080 go to Wrigley Yeah, and obviously would also like to 0:23:22.119 --> 0:23:28.080 see Boston. Those are two. Yeah. I've been to Yankee Stadium. 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.680 I went one time to the old Yankee Stadium when 0:23:31.680 --> 0:23:34.399 I was in New York for a radio conference, and 0:23:34.480 --> 0:23:38.440 the atmosphere there was amazing. Went two strikes. The craft 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:40.440 starts getting into you don't get a lot of here 0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:44.160 in Seattle. Man, I'd like to see a Mariner that ballparks. 0:23:44.320 --> 0:23:47.199 I've been to Seattle. That's cool. I haven't been to 0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:48.879 a Yankee or Mets game in New York since the 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:51.120 old stadiums I used to go. I want a lot 0:23:51.200 --> 0:23:54.600 to the old Yankee Stadium, old Shase Stadium, and that's 0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:56.720 like twenty years ago. I think they haven't had those 0:23:56.760 --> 0:23:58.560 stadiums have been around a while now. The Yankees and 0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:01.399 Mets stadiums have been there. Always want to go to Boston. 0:24:01.440 --> 0:24:03.680 I always make a point to go to Finway. I've 0:24:03.680 --> 0:24:07.760 been to Pittsburgh, but not in a game. I walked through. 0:24:07.760 --> 0:24:09.919 They have a park in the outfield right near the 0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:15.920 water there the the confluence of the two to make 0:24:15.960 --> 0:24:20.439 the Ohio River. The Mahanga Hila butchered that and the 0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:22.600 Allegheny right, isn't that it? And they formed the Ohio? 0:24:24.280 --> 0:24:28.640 Thank you? That's the visual to me. The ones I've 0:24:28.640 --> 0:24:33.240 been to. I hate to say this because enemy territory, 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:36.160 but the ballpark in San Francisco, I was just gonna say, 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:40.639 McCovey Cove is something else to see in person. And 0:24:40.680 --> 0:24:45.520