Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a
Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of
Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats
Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich
Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse. The Clearinghouse of Hot takes
Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben
Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, Happy Sunday,
Speaker 1: another edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and
Speaker 1: Danny g Radio. As we dive into the mail bag,
Speaker 1: they always say, please give us the mail. We need
Speaker 1: the mail, and I'm like, well, come on, what's wrong
Speaker 1: with that? But sometimes there's no mail. It happens. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to hit as many sound bites as I can. Oh, look,
Speaker 1: Coop's over there, smoke weed, Yeah, right over you going
Speaker 1: the back over there. That's that's nice. What else we
Speaker 1: got here? Let's see really quick. I'm gonna add my
Speaker 1: own Coop drop. I wish I could pull off those suits.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Classic. I think Eddie's playing Mario
Speaker 1: Brothers over there. I think not anymore. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving goodbye. You're saying, can you please? I know
Speaker 1: I can't. Okay. I think we're going to get some food,
Speaker 1: some fast food over there. Interesting, So these are actual
Speaker 1: layer or something. I have a toy. I gotta use
Speaker 1: the the I got my toy. I gotta I gotta
Speaker 1: play with it. How dare you, Danny? G Yeah, it
Speaker 1: half is. I I know it's it's to be scary
Speaker 1: right now. You know, everything will be okay. Calm down, Ralph,
Speaker 1: everything will be okay. So to the third round, he ships,
Speaker 1: He sits blank, my blank, and blank. You. I want
Speaker 1: a mature guy now if you're new to the podcast, saying, hey,
Speaker 1: I would like to get some shine on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I would like to be podcast famous, and really, who
Speaker 1: doesn't want that in their life? I think of the
Speaker 1: bucket list things you want to accomplish before you check
Speaker 1: out of this Mortal Coil, to be mentioned on a podcast. Now,
Speaker 1: and not just any podcast, Danny, but this podcast. No, no, No,
Speaker 1: don't play. This is a good podcast. It's impressive because
Speaker 1: that means that tens of people look up to you,
Speaker 1: at least ten. Yeah. I used to have eight people
Speaker 1: who are up to ten now, so we've got double
Speaker 1: digits that enjoy this show and even more now, Danny,
Speaker 1: because if you look off out in the horizon, there
Speaker 1: the Manu Ginobili market your childers aside. They're coming. You
Speaker 1: can hear them to make you a little noise there,
Speaker 1: there they are. They're they're attacking me, Daddy and your battleship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're still coming. They won't stop, Daddy. You will kill Bill.
Speaker 1: That's great, all right. So you can send your message
Speaker 1: to us on Facebook, the Facebook page every Tuesday, sometimes
Speaker 1: later in the day, sometimes the day, just checking a
Speaker 1: couple of times during the day the show Facebook page
Speaker 1: Ben Mallors Show, and I will post up there a
Speaker 1: begging some kind of gift. I'll try to get you
Speaker 1: to get your attention and have you post a message
Speaker 1: on there. But if you don't want everyone else to
Speaker 1: see your message, I get it. They're a private person.
Speaker 1: I'm a private person toe. So you can send it
Speaker 1: care of Real Fifth Hour at gmail dot com. That's
Speaker 1: r E A L F I F th h h oh.
Speaker 1: You are ill spell the whole thing at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: Put mail on the headline and we will use your message,
Speaker 1: time permitting. In a future episode of the Fifth Hour
Speaker 1: mail bag with myself, Ben and Danny. And before we
Speaker 1: get started here, we have a rule on this, and
Speaker 1: so let's strike up the band. We go to our
Speaker 1: man Ohio owl. First message comes from our friend Tammy
Speaker 1: in Montana. She says, Ben and Danny, g I have
Speaker 1: to tell you that I had a Tommy's Chili dog
Speaker 1: in Montana? Is that even possible? That just continues. A
Speaker 1: friend of mine ordered dogs and chili from Tommy's for
Speaker 1: a party. The chili dog was amazing. Do they have
Speaker 1: tomm They don't have Tommy's in Montana? Do they? I'll
Speaker 1: look it up, all right, let's just some due diligence
Speaker 1: on that, some fact checking. Uh. Tammy says, I always
Speaker 1: have some stupid question about driving, about a driving law.
Speaker 1: To ask the cop when I get pulled over makes
Speaker 1: the cops feel helpful to answer the question, and it works.
Speaker 1: So she's talking about getting out of a ticket. Well,
Speaker 1: it also helps, if let's be honest here, you know,
Speaker 1: helps if you're a woman a little bit right on
Speaker 1: the easy on the eyes. Am I wrong in saying that, Danny?
Speaker 1: Is that? Is that a stereotype sexist? Open up the
Speaker 1: blouse a little bit. The show off. Where did you
Speaker 1: hear those stories? I might have watched that on a
Speaker 1: movie back in the day. I don't what kind of
Speaker 1: a movie. It was. Maybe an adult movie. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But there is that. And and unlike Supreme Court justices,
Speaker 1: I know what a woman is. I don't need to
Speaker 1: have to ask. I don't have to ask your biologist, Danny.
Speaker 1: I've I've mastered that. Tammy continues. She says, I'm disturbed
Speaker 1: by a holier than now Helen's email, Helen says she
Speaker 1: loves Ben. Tammy writes, but she wants Ben to take
Speaker 1: over the morning time slot. I've heard prostitutes sleep in
Speaker 1: the morning, so Helen wouldn't be able to listen to Ben.
Speaker 1: She doesn't make sense. Wow, Helen's joke about rent was
Speaker 1: very old and lame. Tammy rides, I don't pay rent
Speaker 1: because I own my home, whereas Helen admitted that they
Speaker 1: live in a camper, so if she wasn't so ugly,
Speaker 1: she could earn more money at night and buy a house.
Speaker 1: Signed Tammy in Montana. Tammy, she's got the flamethrowers out.
Speaker 1: She's going for it. She is ready to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely on that man. Your battle stations all right. On
Speaker 1: Tommy's website they only show California and Nevada. So is
Speaker 1: it possible a that she had some rip off Tommy's.
Speaker 1: Be somebody flew into Montana with Tommy's, which I can't
Speaker 1: imagine would have tasted all that good, daddy, if it's
Speaker 1: been in a plane for four hours or whatever it
Speaker 1: is to fly to Montana. These are all great questions.
Speaker 1: We'll have to wait till next week's mail bag to
Speaker 1: get the answer. So Tammy, let us know, because we
Speaker 1: are skeptical that you could get a Tommy's Chili dog
Speaker 1: in Montana. Now there might have been a place called
Speaker 1: Tommy's in Montana, but not the Tommies that we know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they spelled it t O M M I apostrophe s. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something weird, some knockoff Tommy's. So the next mail we
Speaker 1: go back to the the mail bags, right and Helen
Speaker 1: and Stu from palmetto Bay, Florida. Right in there's Ben
Speaker 1: and Danny ge Happy Sunday, Sunday Sunday, Screw the Oscars.
Speaker 1: The email begins, Screw the Grammys. Let us first catch
Speaker 1: up with the Bennies. Ben stew and I are the
Speaker 1: most powerful couple in the Mallard militia. To protect your brand.
Speaker 1: We get people fired, now, we get people elected. Given
Speaker 1: what the Fifth Hour mailbag serves as the de facto
Speaker 1: public town Square, Congratulations to Danny g Radio winner winner
Speaker 1: and Brian too Short Finley shots fired, so more congratulations
Speaker 1: for you. In sports, the email continues, looks like Major
Speaker 1: League Baseball will continue to check pictures for sticky stuff.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a perfect lateral career move for that Renter
Speaker 1: bitch Tammy in Fontana. Uh. And the message continues. As
Speaker 1: for food, We've been fortunate to eat at some very
Speaker 1: some of the best steakhouses in America. Counter in Benjamin
Speaker 1: on Team Well Done, Way to go, Helen and Stow.
Speaker 1: I did a rant on the show this week. I
Speaker 1: mentioned I like my steak butterfly cut well done. I
Speaker 1: was attacked by Coop and Eddie and Roberto as a
Speaker 1: heathen and that I should be put up on some
Speaker 1: kind of court martial for that. So I'm not going
Speaker 1: to cook on my knee. I leaned closer to you
Speaker 1: on this. You and I don't see eye to eye
Speaker 1: with Ranch, Nope, But if I knew the kitchen was
Speaker 1: gonna undercook it a little bit. I would tell him
Speaker 1: well done, because I would like it done. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: You're one step higher than me because I want to
Speaker 1: see just a little bit of pink. But the people
Speaker 1: that have red and blood and all that, they might
Speaker 1: as well be cannibals. Damn right, you're You're just a
Speaker 1: few steps behind Jeffrey Dahmer. That's how Dahmer started. He
Speaker 1: started with bloody meat, and then he wanted a human meat.
Speaker 1: And that's the next thing I like to wrestle with.
Speaker 1: Uh So, the email continues. For us, Helen and stew Right,
Speaker 1: no matter what could of beef we order, you just
Speaker 1: add clarified butter, kosher salt, and pepper and we're happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm right there with you. I'm right there with you.
Speaker 1: They say, we've never had a chef complained that we
Speaker 1: wanted our meat cooked beyond the standard medium range, even
Speaker 1: while dining in the chef's kitchen. It's probably because Helen
Speaker 1: Stewart high rollers are you. If you're a high roller,
Speaker 1: you go into a stake place, they're not going to
Speaker 1: give you a hard time. If you're Joe Schmo like me,
Speaker 1: the overnight guy, the guy who was who was this asshole? Uh?
Speaker 1: What the hell's he want? And I'm sure this past
Speaker 1: week on your live show you talked about the onety
Speaker 1: one dollar burger game we did and there well or
Speaker 1: the twenty five thousand dollar burger at Braves Games. If
Speaker 1: you want the real ring. Wow, what at least there's
Speaker 1: a cage free egg on there? Very important. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: always said when I spent a hundred and fifty one
Speaker 1: dollar on a burger that I can make it the
Speaker 1: house for five bucks, that I it's very important to
Speaker 1: get the cage free egg. Okay. Uh, the message continues,
Speaker 1: speaking of meat closure and outstanding social media video content.
Speaker 1: Time for you to take that Tomahawks steak you've had
Speaker 1: in your freezer for years and now unsafe to eat,
Speaker 1: Put it in a steel drum in your backyard at
Speaker 1: gasoline and ignite flames at night should be visible west
Speaker 1: of the four oh five. Message sent Wow, that's pretty
Speaker 1: just a good idea viral YouTube video, and the message
Speaker 1: says in closing bend outstanding Laker monologue content and energy.
Speaker 1: This week, You've heard the rumors started and questioned to
Speaker 1: ask by Stu First, what are the Mallards sports book
Speaker 1: odds that the Googleheim Baseball Management, owners of the Dodgers,
Speaker 1: will purchase the Los Angeles US Lakers as well. Stu.
Speaker 1: That is a nightmare that I have that the Lakers
Speaker 1: will actually get somebody who knows what they're doing as
Speaker 1: an owner and not Genie Buss and then then it's over.
Speaker 1: But that's the family business. So that's that's that's Genie
Speaker 1: Buss's identity as the Lakers owner, So I'd be surprised
Speaker 1: if she sells it. And as a closet Lakers fan,
Speaker 1: you would love that drama that's on HBO right now. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to The Clipper Show. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: on effects. Yeah, it's gonna have huge ratings, just like
Speaker 1: their games and the massive ratings. I think you were
Speaker 1: with me, Danny. We should be part of that. The
Speaker 1: Ben Mather Show should be part of that Donald Sterring documentary.
Speaker 1: Were you not there the night that Donald Sterling we
Speaker 1: are ent sure called in to our show. It's wild
Speaker 1: I swear that was him. Oh my god. It was
Speaker 1: right in the middle all of the hullabalue where they
Speaker 1: were about to take the Clippers away from him, and
Speaker 1: this guy called I think he said he was in
Speaker 1: Big Bear or something like that. Yeah, he said he
Speaker 1: was a big Bear Lake. It sounded like he had
Speaker 1: been tipping it back a little bit. Yeah yeah. So
Speaker 1: this old guy who sounds just like Donald Sterling calls
Speaker 1: up to defend Donald Sterling and take shots at the
Speaker 1: l a times. For the rest of the show, you
Speaker 1: kept saying it was great to have Donald Sterling on
Speaker 1: earlier defending Donald Sterling. Yes, yes, yes, And that guy
Speaker 1: never called again after that. That was the only time
Speaker 1: he ever called. That was it that night? Wild wild wild? Right?
Speaker 1: Matt in, Matt is next, No, I gotta play this
Speaker 1: sounded I apologize for not not doing this. It's a
Speaker 1: bad job by me. That's right. The mail is here,
Speaker 1: all right. So Matt in Dallas fort Worth rights and
Speaker 1: he says, man, I have to go horseback riding this
Speaker 1: weekend with the wife for her birthday. But I've ever
Speaker 1: been what advice do you have for me? Well, Matt,
Speaker 1: I was fat and they don't let fat people on horses,
Speaker 1: so I won't have any advice. I was when I
Speaker 1: was little. I was on a horse when I was
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, and I think the horse
Speaker 1: talked back to me, shut the funk up. Okay, shut
Speaker 1: the funk up. That's what the horse said to me. So, Danny,
Speaker 1: do you have any experience you lived in Burbank. They
Speaker 1: have horse trails in Burbank for my time in Burbank
Speaker 1: when I worked there, So did you ever spend time
Speaker 1: on a horse? They do, But those are next to
Speaker 1: the Walt Disney studios there the where the riders and
Speaker 1: cartoonists work, where the big protests have been going on,
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, I was downtown for twelve years
Speaker 1: and this shouldn't surprise you because I heard an owl
Speaker 1: live in person for the first time this past week.
Speaker 1: Never been on a horse before. Okay, so we have
Speaker 1: failed you, man, You've failed you. We have failed your wife.
Speaker 1: And chances are this is for the Sunday mail back,
Speaker 1: so you probably are been on the horse by now.
Speaker 1: By the time you hear this, you've already been on
Speaker 1: the horse. So really we couldn't add anything to that anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, I would just advise you not to piss
Speaker 1: off the horse, not to be to mean to the horse,
Speaker 1: not to fart in the horse's face, none of that,
Speaker 1: and then you're in good shape. Yeah, from what I've
Speaker 1: seen on shows like three, which is a great show.
Speaker 1: By the way, no sudden movements, no sudden movements. And
Speaker 1: if the horse runs off in the distance, let it
Speaker 1: go right, just let it. Let them. Jennifer is next
Speaker 1: up from Richmond of Virginia. Come back, it's time from now,
Speaker 1: I'll call. I'll be visiting Virginia for the first time
Speaker 1: ever in early May. I I'll be flying in there
Speaker 1: and I have to drive down to North Carolina from there,
Speaker 1: so I'll wave at your Jennifer, She says, high bed
Speaker 1: and Danny ge. My question is inspired by all your
Speaker 1: recent baking and cooking. Do you have a favorite kitchen
Speaker 1: gadget or gizmo? Uh? Nothing in particular as far as
Speaker 1: the baking stuff. I did get a well, I forget
Speaker 1: what's it called. You put the flower in it and
Speaker 1: you turn the wheel and it it Uh, I forget
Speaker 1: what the name of it is. But oh the l star. No,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to be in on the conversation exactly.
Speaker 1: I understand. I think President Trump has something your friend Trump, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what he has to say. But no, I just
Speaker 1: love watching YouTube videos and then making my own version
Speaker 1: of that and I got pretty lucky in a sad way.
Speaker 1: My mom was a prolific Banker's one of the reasons
Speaker 1: I do. I try to honor my mom's legacy. My
Speaker 1: mom was amazing in the kitchen. Of course, everyone thinks
Speaker 1: their mom is amazing in the kitchen, but my mom
Speaker 1: was great, and she you know, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: health problems, but she did a lot baking, and so
Speaker 1: she was able to buy like all these gadgets and gizmos,
Speaker 1: and they all sat here for a long time, you know,
Speaker 1: in my dad's house. And then when he passed away
Speaker 1: in early uh, you know, I inherited a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: So it's all fine. The good thing about baking stuff
Speaker 1: is a lot of that stuff will last forever well,
Speaker 1: kind of like the cast iron, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So but I love it all. It's it's great. I
Speaker 1: made some last weekend. I made eminem cookies and so
Speaker 1: those came out pretty good. And the cool thing I've
Speaker 1: learned it's all about presentation, Danny. It's all about the
Speaker 1: present day. So I what I do is I put,
Speaker 1: I make the doll and all that, and then right
Speaker 1: before I'm about to put the cookies, the cookie doll
Speaker 1: in the oven to bake. I strategically placed the M
Speaker 1: and Amazon there so they look just like when you
Speaker 1: go to the store. Yeah, so they looked just like that.
Speaker 1: It's something that anyone with half a brain would do,
Speaker 1: but for me, it's like a big accomplishment. Do you
Speaker 1: watch the cooking competition shows that are on TV? No,
Speaker 1: I don't really do that. My wife likes those a lot.
Speaker 1: I haven't really gotten to that. I did. I did
Speaker 1: see an interview with the guy that was on one
Speaker 1: of those cooking shows, and they said how unrealistic it
Speaker 1: is because you know, they used like one dish, will
Speaker 1: throw it away using No, that it's not like real
Speaker 1: life cooking where you have to wash all the dishes.
Speaker 1: Somebody else washes the dishes for those people. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would recommend beat Bobby Flay. That's a good one, all right.
Speaker 1: Pierre in Springfield, mass rights In says which superpower would
Speaker 1: you choose? The ability to fly or to be invisible
Speaker 1: whenever you want it? I think we've gotten a version
Speaker 1: of this one before. Flying would be great. I'd be
Speaker 1: worried about crashing. Invisibility. I feel like I've had that,
Speaker 1: so I'd go back to that because I feel like
Speaker 1: many points in my life I wish I was invisible
Speaker 1: at some time, as I think I was invisible and
Speaker 1: in the radio, Danny, we are invisible. All you can
Speaker 1: hear is our voice, but you can't see us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it wasn't an option there, but I would go
Speaker 1: with the superman and his superhuman strength because you know,
Speaker 1: just daily tasks like helping somebody with folding chairs. You
Speaker 1: have got to be kidding me something like that. Or
Speaker 1: if you have a job that's heavy labor, think about it, Ben,
Speaker 1: you could just use a fingertip and boom, task is done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that'd be nice. Uh. He also says Pierre in Springfield,
Speaker 1: mass a friend of Alfie aliental Piner. He says, have
Speaker 1: you made any progress in cutting a new ad for
Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast? It appears that your original Trusty
Speaker 1: Sidekick promo has replaced the weight loss spot on the
Speaker 1: weekday pods. Yeah. So I keep getting messages about this, Danny,
Speaker 1: Is there anything we can do? Can we email somebody
Speaker 1: already done? It is done. After those shows where we
Speaker 1: joked about it and we had multiple listeners asked about it,
Speaker 1: I sent an email to our boss and I got
Speaker 1: a reply three weeks later. Because anything titled Ben Miller
Speaker 1: it's replied to immediately highest urgency. It's just just just
Speaker 1: ahead of Colin Cowhard, very similar. So three weeks later
Speaker 1: he sent me a reply that said it's already been done.
Speaker 1: I actually noticed that when I was listening to one
Speaker 1: of the podcasts I had editing cut former co host
Speaker 1: name out so that Ben didn't have to redo it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was gonna say, because I don't remember
Speaker 1: voicing over, I wouldn't mind voicing something over if you want,
Speaker 1: we can make it all nice. Well, no, I'd like
Speaker 1: to give you some some shine, give you a little
Speaker 1: love and all that. I guess we could turn in
Speaker 1: a new one. Yeah, yeah, if you want. How long
Speaker 1: does it have to be? Do we know how long?
Speaker 1: I will take a look at that. I believe it's
Speaker 1: like around forty seconds. That's nothing for professionals. Come on,
Speaker 1: I didn't even get to my point for about ten
Speaker 1: minutes anyway, so I could do forty seconds, no problem. Uh.
Speaker 1: He also says, Pierre, when are you gonna get Mikey
Speaker 1: Adams on the Friday Pod? Well, he's on my list.
Speaker 1: I have to coordinate with Mikey. Mike is a famous
Speaker 1: radio guy in Boston who also is part of one
Speaker 1: of the great TV bloopers on YouTube. He hosted a
Speaker 1: sports show at night on a regional sports network in Boston.
Speaker 1: And you know those those giant old school TV cameras
Speaker 1: that were robotic, Yeah, like they're using the eighties and
Speaker 1: the nineties. So one of these like started moving unexpectedly
Speaker 1: towards Mikey and like it was a hilarious because he
Speaker 1: gets attacked by the camera and it was really funny.
Speaker 1: Mikey's got some amazing stories. Mikey Adams is the guy.
Speaker 1: When I went to w e I and the first
Speaker 1: time I ever went to E I, I was on
Speaker 1: his show as a guest in studio and he had
Speaker 1: a spread of Italian food in the studio. And Mikey's
Speaker 1: producer told me that every night he had a different
Speaker 1: restaurant cater the show. This guy, Yeah, and for free
Speaker 1: of course, ghihim a little pop so and uh that
Speaker 1: was great. But Mikey has tattoos on his ass of
Speaker 1: the Orlando Magic and the New York Yankees. Now he's
Speaker 1: not an Orlando Magic fan or a Yankee fan, but
Speaker 1: he lost bets, and part of the bet was he
Speaker 1: had to get the logo of those other teams on
Speaker 1: his took us and and just to prove that he
Speaker 1: was not phony, he pulled his pants down and showed
Speaker 1: me his bear took us to show me the logos.
Speaker 1: So he has the old Orlando Magic logo and the
Speaker 1: the classic Yankee logo here alright, Next up we do
Speaker 1: we go to a Mr. Luciano from Los Angeles. He says,
Speaker 1: question for Ben and Danny, g I suppose you both
Speaker 1: like baseball, And with that said, which opposing stadium would
Speaker 1: you like to go and watch your favorite team play?
Speaker 1: Keep up the great work? Anywhere you'd like to go,
Speaker 1: Danny that you haven't been, Yeah, I would like to
Speaker 1: go to Wrigley Yeah, and obviously would also like to
Speaker 1: see Boston. Those are two. Yeah. I've been to Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1: I went one time to the old Yankee Stadium when
Speaker 1: I was in New York for a radio conference, and
Speaker 1: the atmosphere there was amazing. Went two strikes. The craft
Speaker 1: starts getting into you don't get a lot of here
Speaker 1: in Seattle. Man, I'd like to see a Mariner that ballparks.
Speaker 1: I've been to Seattle. That's cool. I haven't been to
Speaker 1: a Yankee or Mets game in New York since the
Speaker 1: old stadiums I used to go. I want a lot
Speaker 1: to the old Yankee Stadium, old Shase Stadium, and that's
Speaker 1: like twenty years ago. I think they haven't had those
Speaker 1: stadiums have been around a while now. The Yankees and
Speaker 1: Mets stadiums have been there. Always want to go to Boston.
Speaker 1: I always make a point to go to Finway. I've
Speaker 1: been to Pittsburgh, but not in a game. I walked through.
Speaker 1: They have a park in the outfield right near the
Speaker 1: water there the the confluence of the two to make
Speaker 1: the Ohio River. The Mahanga Hila butchered that and the
Speaker 1: Allegheny right, isn't that it? And they formed the Ohio?
Speaker 1: Thank you? That's the visual to me. The ones I've
Speaker 1: been to. I hate to say this because enemy territory,
Speaker 1: but the ballpark in San Francisco, I was just gonna say,
Speaker 1: McCovey Cove is something else to see in person. And
Speaker 1: then the food there is delicious. Yeah, and their fans
Speaker 1: are our woes, So okay. If you know I'm serious
Speaker 1: as a Dodgers fan, you know, I didn't have anybody
Speaker 1: talking any kind of crap to me. It was real comfortable,
Speaker 1: like it was my park. Well, part of the problem
Speaker 1: with that is the some other dog your fans did
Speaker 1: something so bad that the Giant fans are scared to
Speaker 1: death when they see a Dodger logo. But but no,
Speaker 1: I've I've had fun times. I haven't been too many
Speaker 1: games in San Francisco. But it's tough part of San Francisco.
Speaker 1: That's not a good area where that ballpark is. It's
Speaker 1: all you don't want to park your car there because
Speaker 1: when you come back, they'll be glass all over the
Speaker 1: street and then you're going through your You're lucky if
Speaker 1: your car is there when you get back with just
Speaker 1: a broken window. But San Francisco, my favorite ball finway
Speaker 1: is awesome Visually. It's not designed for tall people like me,
Speaker 1: fat people. It's designed for people that were there in
Speaker 1: the early nineteen hundreds when it was made. I've been
Speaker 1: to Wrigley. I haven't been there since they renovated. I
Speaker 1: heard it's a lot different. I'm gonna be in Chicago
Speaker 1: also my global tour, so when I'm in Chicago, I'll
Speaker 1: have to stop by Wrigley. I don't know that. I
Speaker 1: think the Cubs are playing the White Sox. Actually, when
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there, is Comiskey still there? Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to the South side of Chicago. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I've I've watched the news enough to Boy,
Speaker 1: you don't want to make a wrong turn on the
Speaker 1: south side of Chicago. You don't want to do that. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't go to a subway late at night. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: want to stay away from that. So Boston, Pittsburgh, San Francisco. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've Dodger Stadium too, it's on there. I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna say that the Marlins Ballpark in Miami, and
Speaker 1: I meant subway the sandwich place, not the actual subway. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is there a new like state of the art that's
Speaker 1: comparable to like so far or Allegiance. What's the newest
Speaker 1: baseball stadium in America? Well, the one in Texas, the
Speaker 1: One Man Yeah, that's right, years ago. But it looks weird.
Speaker 1: It looks like an outdoor barbecue from from far away,
Speaker 1: it is a strange shape. Yeah, I've never been a
Speaker 1: Canon Yards that's been around a long time. The oral
Speaker 1: is blow cam in yards is because of how big
Speaker 1: of a bo Jackson fan I was as a kid.
Speaker 1: I guess seeing the Royals play in person would be great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in there, that's nice. They have a really cool complex
Speaker 1: in Kansas City. They have Arrowhead Stadium on one side,
Speaker 1: there's a big giant parking lot, and then the Royals
Speaker 1: play across the way there. Royals having their problems on
Speaker 1: the road. I'm Ben Mallick and that I've never been
Speaker 1: there because they don't let media go. I've been banned, man,
Speaker 1: I've been canceled by the angels in jail and a
Speaker 1: radio guy survive anymore? What's wrong with you people? That's
Speaker 1: not very heavenly from the angels? Yeah, unbelievable, man, that
Speaker 1: is insane. All right, let's see who is next year.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Got to type this in because
Speaker 1: you know, something happened with my sound effect machine and
Speaker 1: a type of code in God forbid, I don't play
Speaker 1: the proper sound bite. Then it goes to hell. It's back.
Speaker 1: J In Duluth writes in on the mail bag and
Speaker 1: he says, hey, man, this is a sporting question. He says,
Speaker 1: instead of an NFL and the NFL having a Pro
Speaker 1: Bowl that nobody watches. How about the two teams with
Speaker 1: the worst record play for the first pick in the draft.
Speaker 1: At least the players would have something to play for
Speaker 1: and maybe try to tackle the guy with the ball.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having the greatest show on the radio.
Speaker 1: Listen every day all four hours. God love you, God
Speaker 1: bless you. J Thank you for that. Mazeltov. Uh So
Speaker 1: this has been bandied about in the past. I've heard
Speaker 1: something like this. I asked you about this in February.
Speaker 1: That's where I heard it from. What would the Union
Speaker 1: ever sign off on something like? Probably not, but it's
Speaker 1: great for us to dream about. Yeah, it would be
Speaker 1: great fourth quarter, especially if there's some hotshot quarterback the
Speaker 1: next manning that's there to annoy me the exactly if
Speaker 1: it was a clear number one selection, the prize of
Speaker 1: the d raft and everybody was salivating and tanking, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be wonderful. Well, then it would create that
Speaker 1: awkward situation where if you're the quarterback of the team
Speaker 1: and you try to win the game, your the move
Speaker 1: to get your replacement, but you probably know you're gonna
Speaker 1: be replaced anyways, So aren't you trying to put good
Speaker 1: tape together to get another job. That's one way to
Speaker 1: to look at it. And oh man, something needs to
Speaker 1: change with that game though. Yeah, all right, what is
Speaker 1: next year? Or who is next? I should be saying
Speaker 1: I got mail? Yea, I got mail, yea. Alright, Kevin
Speaker 1: in Kansas writes, and he says, you're ben in, Danny,
Speaker 1: g This weekend in our high school is our high
Speaker 1: school prom is our high school prom. He says. I'm
Speaker 1: a teacher slash sponsors, so that means help with decorating
Speaker 1: and watching over the dance. Any prom memories or stories
Speaker 1: you'd like to share, Thanks, guys, that's Kevin and kids. Well,
Speaker 1: I never went to my problem, so I haven't known stories.
Speaker 1: The prom always reminded me of what a loser I
Speaker 1: was with women and how women found me repulsive when
Speaker 1: I was in school. So the idea of the prom
Speaker 1: was just salt in an open wound, and so all
Speaker 1: the cool kids. It was a place where the cool
Speaker 1: kids to go, the popular kids to go, and guys
Speaker 1: like me and not so much. I was over there
Speaker 1: and I was at my own horn. I was I
Speaker 1: was doing that on the side there. What about you, Danny?
Speaker 1: You a prom guy? We've talked about this before. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's come up on the show. Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, shouts out to our teacher there. All teachers
Speaker 1: should get raises across the board across the country, and
Speaker 1: so should overnight radio people. Yeah, I agree with that too.
Speaker 1: H As far as the problem, I had a date.
Speaker 1: I had a girl that wanted to go with me.
Speaker 1: My mom fought it tooth and nail. She did not
Speaker 1: let me or my older brother go to the prom
Speaker 1: because of what she called drugs and fornication. And my
Speaker 1: mom still is very religious, so she kept us away
Speaker 1: from girls as long as she could. And she said,
Speaker 1: as soon as you're not under my roof, do you do?
Speaker 1: What you do is but we're condom please, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna date, but not under my roof. And so I
Speaker 1: didn't have my first official girlfriend the day after I
Speaker 1: left my mom's house. So there were girls that I
Speaker 1: could talk to and get away with hanging out with
Speaker 1: that school, but I couldn't bring him to my house ever,
Speaker 1: and I couldn't talk to my mom about it. It
Speaker 1: all had to be in secrecy, and the moment that
Speaker 1: you had your freedom all of a sudden, Dandy g radio. Hello, ladies,
Speaker 1: it's dandy g You know, I wish I could. I
Speaker 1: wish I could brag about that and say that and
Speaker 1: if I wanted to be a whore at the time,
Speaker 1: I guess I could have been, but I was so
Speaker 1: scared of aids and and being shot down by a
Speaker 1: bolt of lightning out of God's hand. The first time
Speaker 1: I ever had sex, I thought I was gonna die afterwards. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: it's funny because my my mom also it was not
Speaker 1: obviously different religion, but it was. I felt guilty. I
Speaker 1: felt the Jewish guilt. I was like, what have I
Speaker 1: done here? I'm a monster? You know. I was like,
Speaker 1: it was always easier having makeout sessions with the first
Speaker 1: girlfriend and doing fun stuff and all that, but when
Speaker 1: it came to the actual you know, you know, I
Speaker 1: felt that I felt guilty afterwards. I felt like my
Speaker 1: mom had a hidden you know, spy somewhere and she
Speaker 1: was gonna get back to her. Yeah. I was the
Speaker 1: same way. I never and I had girlfriends, said, you know,
Speaker 1: not many, but I never took any home until the
Speaker 1: one I married, because I was convinced it was gonna
Speaker 1: be a My mom would not approve of that so
Speaker 1: like it was a big deal anyway. No trauma there,
Speaker 1: thanks parents. Yes, not not in the least. Chris and
Speaker 1: Marre Coca to Iowa writes, and he is, if you
Speaker 1: could travel to a distant populated planet and could only
Speaker 1: tell the inhabitants one thing about the people on Earth,
Speaker 1: what would it be? Also, go Rate is, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: rate in nation checking in. So what would you tell somebody? Well,
Speaker 1: would you be able to communicate with them? That would
Speaker 1: That would obviously the first thing I just assume you could.
Speaker 1: I would say humans are complicated. Humans are complicated. That's
Speaker 1: that's the word that would sum up human beings. I
Speaker 1: did see this week, NASA. Did you see this the
Speaker 1: other day? NASA. I was gonna get through this on
Speaker 1: the show, and I was gonna honor art Bell. I
Speaker 1: never got to it. NASA says they're going to broadcast
Speaker 1: messages out into deep space to aliens, hoping to make contact.
Speaker 1: They want to make first contact. Also read an article
Speaker 1: about how they want to shoot images of naked humans
Speaker 1: out into space. Really yeah, it sounds like something that
Speaker 1: the porno people would do. I don't know what that's
Speaker 1: all about. I did not see that. Yes, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not like giving blood. Do you get money? Do you
Speaker 1: get a cookie? Now? Are these gonna be real normal
Speaker 1: looking humans like, you know, kind of a fuggy woman
Speaker 1: and a big morning show in l A that I
Speaker 1: heard talking about this story. That's what they were debating.
Speaker 1: Should it be average looking humans or should it be
Speaker 1: the cannon barbies of our Hollywood? No? No, because you
Speaker 1: can't send a beautiful, jaw dropping woman's photo out in
Speaker 1: space because they're gonna get here. They're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's false advertising. These people blow up
Speaker 1: the planet. That's like the girls with the high camera angles.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you wanna. I want to start a diet, Danny.
Speaker 1: We used to talk about and when you're doing TINDERRONI
Speaker 1: tips you want to start a diet for women and men?
Speaker 1: Here's what? Did you extend your arm all the way
Speaker 1: up like this. You'll lose twenty pounds immediately, just like that.
Speaker 1: Pounds of fat will vanish. The camera just needs to
Speaker 1: be looking down at the canyon between the two booms. Yes,
Speaker 1: and everything else looks slim after that. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: the attention, absolutely correct on that. What would you say, Danny,
Speaker 1: if you could talk to a far away planet. You know,
Speaker 1: it's funny that this question comes up this week because
Speaker 1: an administrator that I work with, it was like Wednesday
Speaker 1: or Thursday this past week. He was talking to me
Speaker 1: out on the campus. He was talking about something going
Speaker 1: on with his parents old house, and he had an
Speaker 1: aunt that was sick and a company was trying to
Speaker 1: take advantage of his aunt because she's in poor health.
Speaker 1: And he made a deep statement after that. He was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Danny, it's like what my dad always said,
Speaker 1: people are ship Unfortunately what I would say, people are people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of there's a lot of too faced
Speaker 1: people out there. It does, it does happen, all right.
Speaker 1: That's why a lot of us love animals as much
Speaker 1: as we do. Yeah, I bet animals are probably two faced. Two.
Speaker 1: My dog Bell is probably just such a loser, you know.
Speaker 1: But I can't hear a talk, so I don't know that.
Speaker 1: You know, we just don't know their inner thoughts. But
Speaker 1: they're talking to us in their mind exactly. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Anyway. It is an interesting that's a good
Speaker 1: question by Chris. I like, it's unique. We haven't gotten
Speaker 1: that one before, so good job by you come back paying.
Speaker 1: It's sun from now call Mark in Ottawa. Right, since
Speaker 1: it's been I cringe every time I hear your fifth
Speaker 1: hour commercial on the podcast. Here we go again referring
Speaker 1: to that parasitic nuisance as your trusty sidekick. When do
Speaker 1: you plan on rerecording? We've already been through that so
Speaker 1: we it's been taking care of the NYG. Yes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: temporary band aid on it. Okay, we we We're gonna
Speaker 1: write up new copy and then we'll voice it and
Speaker 1: we'll be good. Yeah. Wrong, all right, let's see. Next
Speaker 1: is on the mail bag. Blind Scott in Boston wants
Speaker 1: to know our thoughts on freed ol A announcing this
Speaker 1: week that America's favorite baseball snack, Cracker Jack's, we'll now
Speaker 1: have Cracker Jill this. I mentioned this on the show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they they announced they've gone woke. Danny, what's your guy quite?
Speaker 1: Travis say, go woke, go broke. I think that the coming,
Speaker 1: said Cracker Jill. We'll honor and support women's impact we're
Speaker 1: in sports and will be packaged in special edition bags
Speaker 1: that will be available at the start of the baseball season.
Speaker 1: So this weekend in ballparks across the United States. So
Speaker 1: I got I got a couple of thoughts on this.
Speaker 1: A the marketing p bull clearly believe at Freedola that
Speaker 1: they're gonna get a lot of woke points out of this, right,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna get a lot of way to go,
Speaker 1: good job by you. And that's outstanding. Uh be it's
Speaker 1: equal parts pandering and virtue signaling disguised as activism. Is
Speaker 1: there a group of women that felt they were underrepresentative
Speaker 1: by in the popcorn covered in caramel category? And that's
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say, Ben, Any intelligent woman listening
Speaker 1: to us right now would laugh at that and know
Speaker 1: that it was just pandering. The only way that could
Speaker 1: be better is if they had a photo of the
Speaker 1: cast of the female Ghostbusters on the front of that
Speaker 1: one of the great the blockles in Hollywood history, the
Speaker 1: all female Ghostbusters. But this cracker Jack thing, do you
Speaker 1: think there's any little girl that goes to a ball
Speaker 1: game and says, oh, man, I wish I could grow
Speaker 1: up and be like cracker Jack, But it's guy. And
Speaker 1: and you think any little boy grows up a little
Speaker 1: kid goes to a game, little boys like, oh maybe
Speaker 1: someday I'll be just like the thing on the cracker
Speaker 1: Jack box. Maybe that'll happen. I mean, come on, uh.
Speaker 1: And the other thing. I looked this up a while ago.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I I fell in a rabbit hole
Speaker 1: and I ended up on the cracker Jack's website. It's
Speaker 1: I was watching or I was reading, and I was
Speaker 1: reading something and they were talking about like Eskimo Pie
Speaker 1: anchw Mima, Uncle Ben's all these things that have been
Speaker 1: canceled by the Wokesters in recent years, Cleveland, Indians, Washington Redskins,
Speaker 1: things like that. And I was like, what about the
Speaker 1: cracker Jack that's a survivor. Where does this stop? I mean,
Speaker 1: do they keep going? Just keeps going? Because people are like, well,
Speaker 1: if you know, if one person feels better about it,
Speaker 1: and now you've gotta no no. I actually had this
Speaker 1: conversation with an old buddy of mine and radio we
Speaker 1: were talking about the other day and we were talking
Speaker 1: about how in the olden days, and we're around the
Speaker 1: same age, Dame and we were growing up, if somebody
Speaker 1: had a problem with something said, okay, deal with it now.
Speaker 1: If somebody has a problem, we gotta change everything. If
Speaker 1: one person does not like what we're doing. We gott
Speaker 1: change everything. So stupid, but it was outright offensive and
Speaker 1: it's a mistake. That's clear. But what's not clear is
Speaker 1: when people are not even bothered by something and somebody
Speaker 1: goes out of their way to change it or make
Speaker 1: a problem about it, when no one else even batted
Speaker 1: an eye on it. Yeah, and my evidence how ridiculous.
Speaker 1: This cracker Jill thing which Blind Scott wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about is cracker Jack was not named after a guy.
Speaker 1: People think it was named after a guy Jack Cracker
Speaker 1: or something like that. There's no Jack Cracker that we
Speaker 1: know in the eight hundreds. Cracker Jack the products started
Speaker 1: in the late eighteen hundreds and the tagline was the
Speaker 1: more you eat, the more you want, and that was
Speaker 1: the tagline on that, but it was it was actually
Speaker 1: named after someone who sampled the product for the first time,
Speaker 1: who said, when they ate this concoction, they said, that's
Speaker 1: a cracker jack. And that was a colloquial term in
Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds and it meant of excellent quality. Now
Speaker 1: for dumb people it means uh, you know, derogatory term
Speaker 1: towards white people. Crack. That's what they think of for
Speaker 1: some people, but it never meant that. And that's a
Speaker 1: term that's not not used anymore. Like bozo. You're a bozo?
Speaker 1: I should you use bozo. That's a good word bozo anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's that's that. Moving on, Who is next? Let's
Speaker 1: see Bob in North Carolina is complaining about one of
Speaker 1: our colleagues here at Fox Sports Radio. He's requesting a
Speaker 1: show to listen to other than that show. And Bob,
Speaker 1: probably not a good idea for us to name the show.
Speaker 1: I'll bleep it out, all right. Uh he named the
Speaker 1: he named that show. Hates that show, says horrible radio,
Speaker 1: can't stand it. One of our former co workers is
Speaker 1: on that show. Yes, a central figure on that show.
Speaker 1: I like that show. I think it's a good show.
Speaker 1: These guys hot hot opinions on that show. And so
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. There's plenty of options.
Speaker 1: You can save the podcast for part of the week
Speaker 1: and listen to this over and over again. You can
Speaker 1: have a replay of the overnight show if you want.
Speaker 1: Whatever it takes, So good luck. I hope you find something.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of audio content out there. Garan f and
Speaker 1: T on that next up is Azzy Momentum. He says, Hey,
Speaker 1: Benn and Danny g do either of you consider yourselves fisherman?
Speaker 1: Have you ever been deep sea fishing? Cheers Azzy Momentum.
Speaker 1: I have not. I've been fishing, but just on land
Speaker 1: where you cast your your a lot into the water
Speaker 1: and see how you do there. And I'm a terrible fisherman.
Speaker 1: The line get all tangled, I got board, the fish
Speaker 1: weren't biting, and then I got embarrassed because other fishermen
Speaker 1: were getting fish to bite and I didn't, and it
Speaker 1: was humiliating and derogatory, and so I haven't been back.
Speaker 1: What about you, Danny, You've ever been out on a
Speaker 1: boat out there in the Pacific fishing somewhere? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to fish on the or in the ocean, but
Speaker 1: a lake is great for fishing and great cod piece.
Speaker 1: Frank Pollock are man. Frank Pollock are late, great colleague. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I used to take special needs kids from Compton, California,
Speaker 1: out on a boat to fish. I talked about it
Speaker 1: on the podcast. One other time, my dad invites me
Speaker 1: and my older brother to a derby in the mountain
Speaker 1: city he lives in at bass lake and there's a
Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollar trout that's tagged. Then they tag all
Speaker 1: these other fish with a thousand dollar tags and one
Speaker 1: fish in the lake, so you can cash in if
Speaker 1: you catch any of these fish. But we caught not
Speaker 1: a last time. That is pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the Derby's there fun. But these assholes kept
Speaker 1: passing us on a boat all day and they showed
Speaker 1: us every time that they caught another fish. I told
Speaker 1: my dad, I said, I bet those are paid actors
Speaker 1: from the city of Bath Lake. There ain't no fish
Speaker 1: in here, yeah, or what if they put the fifty
Speaker 1: thou dollar fishing and some other thing eats it? And
Speaker 1: then yeah, Well that's why I told you the story.
Speaker 1: Because we saw a bald eagle swooped down on the lake, remember,
Speaker 1: and it took a trout and flew off with the trout.
Speaker 1: And I looked at my dad with a straight face,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there goes the dollar fish. And
Speaker 1: that bird looked back at you and said just like that,
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I guess I got some
Speaker 1: money here for sure. Mike and foot in the last
Speaker 1: one Dayny last last one in the mail bag. This
Speaker 1: is the final message. I got mail. Yeah, I got mail.
Speaker 1: Yeah again. If you would like to send a message
Speaker 1: in future programs every Sunday, you can send it in
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Speaker 1: Follow us on there and I post videos. If you're
Speaker 1: not on Twitter, I post videos on Twitter and YouTube
Speaker 1: occasionally on Instagram, and you can check that out. Mike
Speaker 1: in Fullerton says, like with the Fifth Hour, would you
Speaker 1: rather everyone on Twitter use their real name and city
Speaker 1: so you didn't have to say ridiculous user names like
Speaker 1: Alf the Alien, o Piner and uh Bronco fan on
Speaker 1: the weekday show. That's part of the charm of of Twitter.
Speaker 1: That's fine. It gives it personality. Otherwise it would be boring.
Speaker 1: If you're like Chris and Omaha says this, Chris and
Speaker 1: Minnesota says this, and David and Ontario said this, that
Speaker 1: would be boring. Yeah, I like nicknames. Stevie meat Balls
Speaker 1: is a good nickname. One of the guys that calls
Speaker 1: in Alf is a legend Alfie, Animal Piner. But there
Speaker 1: are guys on Twitter that just go by their name.
Speaker 1: You got just Josh and Justin and Cincinnati. So there
Speaker 1: are those guys that mixed in or if it's a
Speaker 1: senior citizen, it's just a phone number. That is one
Speaker 1: of the all time great story that would be in
Speaker 1: my book someday, That'll be in my book. So interested,
Speaker 1: so interested in being part of the show. They had
Speaker 1: a Twitter malfunction, did not did not realize that they
Speaker 1: were typing in their phone number in the name slot.
Speaker 1: And surprise, surprise, surprise, that was was awkward. So and
Speaker 1: all this Twitter is interactive. Every time I tweet, I
Speaker 1: get a phone call. I can't believe it. Oh Man,
Speaker 1: oh Man, anything to promote Danny. You're in the Magic
Speaker 1: Radio do Joe oh the Fox Sports radio studios, the
Speaker 1: Hallowed Halls were legends like Bob Golic, Rich Horrera, Craig Sheeman,
Speaker 1: and James Washington walked back in the day, keep going,
Speaker 1: Jim Lampley, Tony Bruno, Andrew Siciliano. Think of the guys
Speaker 1: who did drugs. I'm not gonna uh extra tonight. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh the beginning. You talking about the very we had
Speaker 1: was what Jeanie's Alaska hivan Frasier Bob Page was part
Speaker 1: of that. And then the old CBS sports announcer with
Speaker 1: a mustache. You know who I'm thinking of, Pat O'Brien.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great, Pat O'Brien, buddy, Pat Pat Is. I
Speaker 1: could tell Pat Obrian's stories forever. How old is Pat
Speaker 1: these days? He hasn't aged in a while. Pat should
Speaker 1: live a very really lived a hard life back, but
Speaker 1: he's very thin and usually that that build, the build
Speaker 1: that Pat O'Brien has, you're gonna be around for a while.
Speaker 1: I think Pat's gonna be around for I still got
Speaker 1: to meet him for lunch in Beverly Hills. He we
Speaker 1: had him on the podcast before you were on the podcast,
Speaker 1: and he invited me, if you do you know Pat? Well,
Speaker 1: you were there when he was there right briefly he
Speaker 1: was leaving as I joined. Okay, yeah, well Pat, I
Speaker 1: have a million Pat O'Bryan stories. But Pat's a he's
Speaker 1: a bullshit artist. So if you want, we can go
Speaker 1: to lunch with oh, that would be cool. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a He's got a million stories about everybody. He's
Speaker 1: got the legendary Pat O'Brian stories. I get to work
Speaker 1: with another legend whose voices on the HBO Lakers winning time,
Speaker 1: Steve Hartman, who I worked with on Saturday. Today, I'm
Speaker 1: doing the Coveno and Rich Show in the afternoon, and
Speaker 1: that's followed by the lead in to the Ben Mallor Show,
Speaker 1: which is Chris Plank and Arni Spaniard. Yeah, I will
Speaker 1: be back and we'll talk to some baseball. Maybe it'll
Speaker 1: be a big NFL story that we don't right now
Speaker 1: know about that's going to happen, that will carry the go.
Speaker 1: You never know. It's the magic of it, and you
Speaker 1: just wait. You can't really prepare because you don't know
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen until it happens. What big stories are
Speaker 1: gonna break that are gonna get in your crow. Well,
Speaker 1: I just wanted before before we sign off, So you
Speaker 1: mentioned all the people that used to work at Fox Sports, right,
Speaker 1: I named a bunch of it. So my wife the
Speaker 1: other day tells me she's like at the police station.
Speaker 1: She's been there long enough now where there's a lot
Speaker 1: of turnover and people people on law enforcement generally don't
Speaker 1: have no thirty year careers where because you get to
Speaker 1: a certain age age out and so there's been a
Speaker 1: lot of turnover. She was saying that she's gonna be
Speaker 1: like the last person left in a couple of years,
Speaker 1: and I was like, welcome to my world. Welcome to
Speaker 1: my world, because that happened a few years ago where
Speaker 1: everyone turned over and little and when I started. There's
Speaker 1: not a single person left in that building that's working
Speaker 1: at Fox Sports Radio from when I began. It's crazy
Speaker 1: to think about that. That is weird. I've not been
Speaker 1: at a station or network long enough to experience that,
Speaker 1: So that's that's got to feel strange. It is, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's it's one of those things like
Speaker 1: some of these people I know when they started his interns,
Speaker 1: now they've been at the company fifteen years of working
Speaker 1: and stuff. It's it's cool, but it's a little weird
Speaker 1: when you think about when I started and everything that
Speaker 1: went on. You're like Vince Evans, You're the Vince Evans
Speaker 1: of radio. He would always pop up. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: he's still quarterback sticking string exactly. He's still in the league.
Speaker 1: I'll never get to the varsity. He'll never get to
Speaker 1: the varsity anyway. All right, I have a wonderful, wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful arrest of your Sunday and we will catch you
Speaker 1: next time in the Magic Podcast, do Joe Later. Skater
Speaker 1: got a murder, Gotta go.