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Speaker 1: another edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and

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Speaker 1: some fast food over there. Interesting, So these are actual

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Speaker 1: Ben Mather Show should be part of that Donald Sterring documentary.

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Speaker 1: have to stop by Wrigley. I don't know that. I

424
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Speaker 1: think the Cubs are playing the White Sox. Actually, when

425
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there, is Comiskey still there? Oh yeah, yeah,

426
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to the South side of Chicago. I know,

427
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Speaker 1: I know, I've I've watched the news enough to Boy,

428
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Speaker 1: you don't want to make a wrong turn on the

429
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Speaker 1: south side of Chicago. You don't want to do that. No, no, no,

430
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,679
Speaker 1: don't go to a subway late at night. Yeah, you

431
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: want to stay away from that. So Boston, Pittsburgh, San Francisco. Yeah,

432
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: I've Dodger Stadium too, it's on there. I thought you

433
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Speaker 1: were gonna say that the Marlins Ballpark in Miami, and

434
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: I meant subway the sandwich place, not the actual subway. Yeah. Yeah.

435
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Speaker 1: Is there a new like state of the art that's

436
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Speaker 1: comparable to like so far or Allegiance. What's the newest

437
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: baseball stadium in America? Well, the one in Texas, the

438
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Speaker 1: One Man Yeah, that's right, years ago. But it looks weird.

439
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: It looks like an outdoor barbecue from from far away,

440
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: it is a strange shape. Yeah, I've never been a

441
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 1: Canon Yards that's been around a long time. The oral

442
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: is blow cam in yards is because of how big

443
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,120
Speaker 1: of a bo Jackson fan I was as a kid.

444
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Speaker 1: I guess seeing the Royals play in person would be great. Yeah,

445
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,120
Speaker 1: in there, that's nice. They have a really cool complex

446
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,400
Speaker 1: in Kansas City. They have Arrowhead Stadium on one side,

447
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: there's a big giant parking lot, and then the Royals

448
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: play across the way there. Royals having their problems on

449
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: the road. I'm Ben Mallick and that I've never been

450
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: there because they don't let media go. I've been banned, man,

451
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 1: I've been canceled by the angels in jail and a

452
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:31,360
Speaker 1: radio guy survive anymore? What's wrong with you people? That's

453
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: not very heavenly from the angels? Yeah, unbelievable, man, that

454
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: is insane. All right, let's see who is next year.

455
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Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Got to type this in because

456
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Speaker 1: you know, something happened with my sound effect machine and

457
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Speaker 1: a type of code in God forbid, I don't play

458
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Speaker 1: the proper sound bite. Then it goes to hell. It's back.

459
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Speaker 1: J In Duluth writes in on the mail bag and

460
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 1: he says, hey, man, this is a sporting question. He says,

461
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: instead of an NFL and the NFL having a Pro

462
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: Bowl that nobody watches. How about the two teams with

463
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: the worst record play for the first pick in the draft.

464
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: At least the players would have something to play for

465
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 1: and maybe try to tackle the guy with the ball.

466
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Speaker 1: Thank you for having the greatest show on the radio.

467
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: Listen every day all four hours. God love you, God

468
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: bless you. J Thank you for that. Mazeltov. Uh So

469
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: this has been bandied about in the past. I've heard

470
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Speaker 1: something like this. I asked you about this in February.

471
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: That's where I heard it from. What would the Union

472
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: ever sign off on something like? Probably not, but it's

473
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: great for us to dream about. Yeah, it would be

474
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Speaker 1: great fourth quarter, especially if there's some hotshot quarterback the

475
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Speaker 1: next manning that's there to annoy me the exactly if

476
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Speaker 1: it was a clear number one selection, the prize of

477
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Speaker 1: the d raft and everybody was salivating and tanking, Yeah,

478
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: that would be wonderful. Well, then it would create that

479
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: awkward situation where if you're the quarterback of the team

480
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: and you try to win the game, your the move

481
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: to get your replacement, but you probably know you're gonna

482
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: be replaced anyways, So aren't you trying to put good

483
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: tape together to get another job. That's one way to

484
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: to look at it. And oh man, something needs to

485
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: change with that game though. Yeah, all right, what is

486
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: next year? Or who is next? I should be saying

487
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: I got mail? Yea, I got mail, yea. Alright, Kevin

488
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: in Kansas writes, and he says, you're ben in, Danny,

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Speaker 1: g This weekend in our high school is our high

490
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Speaker 1: school prom is our high school prom. He says. I'm

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Speaker 1: a teacher slash sponsors, so that means help with decorating

492
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Speaker 1: and watching over the dance. Any prom memories or stories

493
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 1: you'd like to share, Thanks, guys, that's Kevin and kids. Well,

494
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: I never went to my problem, so I haven't known stories.

495
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 1: The prom always reminded me of what a loser I

496
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: was with women and how women found me repulsive when

497
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:13,040
Speaker 1: I was in school. So the idea of the prom

498
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 1: was just salt in an open wound, and so all

499
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: the cool kids. It was a place where the cool

500
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: kids to go, the popular kids to go, and guys

501
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: like me and not so much. I was over there

502
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: and I was at my own horn. I was I

503
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: was doing that on the side there. What about you, Danny?

504
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: You a prom guy? We've talked about this before. I

505
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: feel like it's come up on the show. Well, first

506
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: of all, shouts out to our teacher there. All teachers

507
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: should get raises across the board across the country, and

508
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: so should overnight radio people. Yeah, I agree with that too.

509
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,800
Speaker 1: H As far as the problem, I had a date.

510
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: I had a girl that wanted to go with me.

511
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: My mom fought it tooth and nail. She did not

512
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Speaker 1: let me or my older brother go to the prom

513
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Speaker 1: because of what she called drugs and fornication. And my

514
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: mom still is very religious, so she kept us away

515
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 1: from girls as long as she could. And she said,

516
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Speaker 1: as soon as you're not under my roof, do you do?

517
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Speaker 1: What you do is but we're condom please, but you're

518
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: gonna date, but not under my roof. And so I

519
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: didn't have my first official girlfriend the day after I

520
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: left my mom's house. So there were girls that I

521
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: could talk to and get away with hanging out with

522
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Speaker 1: that school, but I couldn't bring him to my house ever,

523
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Speaker 1: and I couldn't talk to my mom about it. It

524
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 1: all had to be in secrecy, and the moment that

525
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Speaker 1: you had your freedom all of a sudden, Dandy g radio. Hello, ladies,

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Speaker 1: it's dandy g You know, I wish I could. I

527
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Speaker 1: wish I could brag about that and say that and

528
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Speaker 1: if I wanted to be a whore at the time,

529
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Speaker 1: I guess I could have been, but I was so

530
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Speaker 1: scared of aids and and being shot down by a

531
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Speaker 1: bolt of lightning out of God's hand. The first time

532
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: I ever had sex, I thought I was gonna die afterwards. Yeah, well,

533
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Speaker 1: it's funny because my my mom also it was not

534
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: obviously different religion, but it was. I felt guilty. I

535
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: felt the Jewish guilt. I was like, what have I

536
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 1: done here? I'm a monster? You know. I was like,

537
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: it was always easier having makeout sessions with the first

538
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: girlfriend and doing fun stuff and all that, but when

539
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: it came to the actual you know, you know, I

540
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 1: felt that I felt guilty afterwards. I felt like my

541
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Speaker 1: mom had a hidden you know, spy somewhere and she

542
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: was gonna get back to her. Yeah. I was the

543
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: same way. I never and I had girlfriends, said, you know,

544
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Speaker 1: not many, but I never took any home until the

545
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Speaker 1: one I married, because I was convinced it was gonna

546
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: be a My mom would not approve of that so

547
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: like it was a big deal anyway. No trauma there,

548
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: thanks parents. Yes, not not in the least. Chris and

549
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 1: Marre Coca to Iowa writes, and he is, if you

550
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Speaker 1: could travel to a distant populated planet and could only

551
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: tell the inhabitants one thing about the people on Earth,

552
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:15,440
Speaker 1: what would it be? Also, go Rate is, oh yeah,

553
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: rate in nation checking in. So what would you tell somebody? Well,

554
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 1: would you be able to communicate with them? That would

555
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: That would obviously the first thing I just assume you could.

556
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: I would say humans are complicated. Humans are complicated. That's

557
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: that's the word that would sum up human beings. I

558
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: did see this week, NASA. Did you see this the

559
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: other day? NASA. I was gonna get through this on

560
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: the show, and I was gonna honor art Bell. I

561
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: never got to it. NASA says they're going to broadcast

562
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: messages out into deep space to aliens, hoping to make contact.

563
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: They want to make first contact. Also read an article

564
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Speaker 1: about how they want to shoot images of naked humans

565
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: out into space. Really yeah, it sounds like something that

566
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: the porno people would do. I don't know what that's

567
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 1: all about. I did not see that. Yes, yeah, it's

568
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: not like giving blood. Do you get money? Do you

569
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: get a cookie? Now? Are these gonna be real normal

570
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: looking humans like, you know, kind of a fuggy woman

571
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 1: and a big morning show in l A that I

572
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: heard talking about this story. That's what they were debating.

573
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: Should it be average looking humans or should it be

574
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: the cannon barbies of our Hollywood? No? No, because you

575
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,320
Speaker 1: can't send a beautiful, jaw dropping woman's photo out in

576
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: space because they're gonna get here. They're gonna be like,

577
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 1: wait a minute, that's false advertising. These people blow up

578
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 1: the planet. That's like the girls with the high camera angles.

579
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you wanna. I want to start a diet, Danny.

580
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: We used to talk about and when you're doing TINDERRONI

581
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: tips you want to start a diet for women and men?

582
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: Here's what? Did you extend your arm all the way

583
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: up like this. You'll lose twenty pounds immediately, just like that.

584
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 1: Pounds of fat will vanish. The camera just needs to

585
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,319
Speaker 1: be looking down at the canyon between the two booms. Yes,

586
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: and everything else looks slim after that. Yeah, I get

587
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: the attention, absolutely correct on that. What would you say, Danny,

588
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: if you could talk to a far away planet. You know,

589
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: it's funny that this question comes up this week because

590
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: an administrator that I work with, it was like Wednesday

591
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 1: or Thursday this past week. He was talking to me

592
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: out on the campus. He was talking about something going

593
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 1: on with his parents old house, and he had an

594
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: aunt that was sick and a company was trying to

595
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 1: take advantage of his aunt because she's in poor health.

596
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 1: And he made a deep statement after that. He was like,

597
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: you know what, Danny, it's like what my dad always said,

598
00:35:53,800 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: people are ship Unfortunately what I would say, people are people. Yeah,

599
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,959
Speaker 1: there's a lot of there's a lot of too faced

600
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: people out there. It does, it does happen, all right.

601
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,839
Speaker 1: That's why a lot of us love animals as much

602
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: as we do. Yeah, I bet animals are probably two faced. Two.

603
00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: My dog Bell is probably just such a loser, you know.

604
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: But I can't hear a talk, so I don't know that.

605
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 1: You know, we just don't know their inner thoughts. But

606
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 1: they're talking to us in their mind exactly. That's what

607
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Anyway. It is an interesting that's a good

608
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: question by Chris. I like, it's unique. We haven't gotten

609
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: that one before, so good job by you come back paying.

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00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: It's sun from now call Mark in Ottawa. Right, since

611
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: it's been I cringe every time I hear your fifth

612
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 1: hour commercial on the podcast. Here we go again referring

613
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: to that parasitic nuisance as your trusty sidekick. When do

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00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: you plan on rerecording? We've already been through that so

615
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: we it's been taking care of the NYG. Yes. Yeah,

616
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,320
Speaker 1: temporary band aid on it. Okay, we we We're gonna

617
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Speaker 1: write up new copy and then we'll voice it and

618
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: we'll be good. Yeah. Wrong, all right, let's see. Next

619
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Speaker 1: is on the mail bag. Blind Scott in Boston wants

620
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: to know our thoughts on freed ol A announcing this

621
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Speaker 1: week that America's favorite baseball snack, Cracker Jack's, we'll now

622
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: have Cracker Jill this. I mentioned this on the show. Yeah, yeah,

623
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: they they announced they've gone woke. Danny, what's your guy quite?

624
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:40,240
Speaker 1: Travis say, go woke, go broke. I think that the coming,

625
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: said Cracker Jill. We'll honor and support women's impact we're

626
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,320
Speaker 1: in sports and will be packaged in special edition bags

627
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: that will be available at the start of the baseball season.

628
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: So this weekend in ballparks across the United States. So

629
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: I got I got a couple of thoughts on this.

630
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: A the marketing p bull clearly believe at Freedola that

631
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: they're gonna get a lot of woke points out of this, right,

632
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: and they're gonna get a lot of way to go,

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Speaker 1: good job by you. And that's outstanding. Uh be it's

634
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 1: equal parts pandering and virtue signaling disguised as activism. Is

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00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: there a group of women that felt they were underrepresentative

636
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: by in the popcorn covered in caramel category? And that's

637
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: what I was gonna say, Ben, Any intelligent woman listening

638
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: to us right now would laugh at that and know

639
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,839
Speaker 1: that it was just pandering. The only way that could

640
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 1: be better is if they had a photo of the

641
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 1: cast of the female Ghostbusters on the front of that

642
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: one of the great the blockles in Hollywood history, the

643
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: all female Ghostbusters. But this cracker Jack thing, do you

644
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: think there's any little girl that goes to a ball

645
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: game and says, oh, man, I wish I could grow

646
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: up and be like cracker Jack, But it's guy. And

647
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: and you think any little boy grows up a little

648
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: kid goes to a game, little boys like, oh maybe

649
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 1: someday I'll be just like the thing on the cracker

650
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: Jack box. Maybe that'll happen. I mean, come on, uh.

651
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 1: And the other thing. I looked this up a while ago.

652
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 1: For some reason, I I fell in a rabbit hole

653
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 1: and I ended up on the cracker Jack's website. It's

654
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: I was watching or I was reading, and I was

655
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 1: reading something and they were talking about like Eskimo Pie

656
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Speaker 1: anchw Mima, Uncle Ben's all these things that have been

657
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 1: canceled by the Wokesters in recent years, Cleveland, Indians, Washington Redskins,

658
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: things like that. And I was like, what about the

659
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: cracker Jack that's a survivor. Where does this stop? I mean,

660
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: do they keep going? Just keeps going? Because people are like, well,

661
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: if you know, if one person feels better about it,

662
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 1: and now you've gotta no no. I actually had this

663
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Speaker 1: conversation with an old buddy of mine and radio we

664
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 1: were talking about the other day and we were talking

665
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: about how in the olden days, and we're around the

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00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:57,360
Speaker 1: same age, Dame and we were growing up, if somebody

667
00:39:57,360 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: had a problem with something said, okay, deal with it now.

668
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: If somebody has a problem, we gotta change everything. If

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Speaker 1: one person does not like what we're doing. We gott

670
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Speaker 1: change everything. So stupid, but it was outright offensive and

671
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: it's a mistake. That's clear. But what's not clear is

672
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: when people are not even bothered by something and somebody

673
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Speaker 1: goes out of their way to change it or make

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Speaker 1: a problem about it, when no one else even batted

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Speaker 1: an eye on it. Yeah, and my evidence how ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: This cracker Jill thing which Blind Scott wanted to talk

677
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Speaker 1: about is cracker Jack was not named after a guy.

678
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Speaker 1: People think it was named after a guy Jack Cracker

679
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Speaker 1: or something like that. There's no Jack Cracker that we

680
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Speaker 1: know in the eight hundreds. Cracker Jack the products started

681
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Speaker 1: in the late eighteen hundreds and the tagline was the

682
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Speaker 1: more you eat, the more you want, and that was

683
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Speaker 1: the tagline on that, but it was it was actually

684
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Speaker 1: named after someone who sampled the product for the first time,

685
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Speaker 1: who said, when they ate this concoction, they said, that's

686
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: a cracker jack. And that was a colloquial term in

687
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Speaker 1: the eighteen hundreds and it meant of excellent quality. Now

688
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: for dumb people it means uh, you know, derogatory term

689
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: towards white people. Crack. That's what they think of for

690
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: some people, but it never meant that. And that's a

691
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 1: term that's not not used anymore. Like bozo. You're a bozo?

692
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,720
Speaker 1: I should you use bozo. That's a good word bozo anyway.

693
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: So that's that's that. Moving on, Who is next? Let's

694
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Speaker 1: see Bob in North Carolina is complaining about one of

695
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: our colleagues here at Fox Sports Radio. He's requesting a

696
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: show to listen to other than that show. And Bob,

697
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: probably not a good idea for us to name the show.

698
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: I'll bleep it out, all right. Uh he named the

699
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 1: he named that show. Hates that show, says horrible radio,

700
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: can't stand it. One of our former co workers is

701
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: on that show. Yes, a central figure on that show.

702
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,919
Speaker 1: I like that show. I think it's a good show.

703
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: These guys hot hot opinions on that show. And so

704
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. There's plenty of options.

705
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: You can save the podcast for part of the week

706
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: and listen to this over and over again. You can

707
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,959
Speaker 1: have a replay of the overnight show if you want.

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00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: Whatever it takes, So good luck. I hope you find something.

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00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 1: There's plenty of audio content out there. Garan f and

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Speaker 1: T on that next up is Azzy Momentum. He says, Hey,

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00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: Benn and Danny g do either of you consider yourselves fisherman?

712
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 1: Have you ever been deep sea fishing? Cheers Azzy Momentum.

713
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: I have not. I've been fishing, but just on land

714
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: where you cast your your a lot into the water

715
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: and see how you do there. And I'm a terrible fisherman.

716
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,320
Speaker 1: The line get all tangled, I got board, the fish

717
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: weren't biting, and then I got embarrassed because other fishermen

718
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: were getting fish to bite and I didn't, and it

719
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: was humiliating and derogatory, and so I haven't been back.

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Speaker 1: What about you, Danny, You've ever been out on a

721
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: boat out there in the Pacific fishing somewhere? I wouldn't

722
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 1: want to fish on the or in the ocean, but

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Speaker 1: a lake is great for fishing and great cod piece.

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Speaker 1: Frank Pollock are man. Frank Pollock are late, great colleague. Yeah.

725
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 1: I used to take special needs kids from Compton, California,

726
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 1: out on a boat to fish. I talked about it

727
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: on the podcast. One other time, my dad invites me

728
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: and my older brother to a derby in the mountain

729
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: city he lives in at bass lake and there's a

730
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Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollar trout that's tagged. Then they tag all

731
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Speaker 1: these other fish with a thousand dollar tags and one

732
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: fish in the lake, so you can cash in if

733
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: you catch any of these fish. But we caught not

734
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: a last time. That is pretty cool. That is pretty cool. Think, Yeah,

735
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: I like the Derby's there fun. But these assholes kept

736
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Speaker 1: passing us on a boat all day and they showed

737
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Speaker 1: us every time that they caught another fish. I told

738
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: my dad, I said, I bet those are paid actors

739
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: from the city of Bath Lake. There ain't no fish

740
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,040
Speaker 1: in here, yeah, or what if they put the fifty

741
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: thou dollar fishing and some other thing eats it? And

742
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: then yeah, Well that's why I told you the story.

743
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: Because we saw a bald eagle swooped down on the lake, remember,

744
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: and it took a trout and flew off with the trout.

745
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: And I looked at my dad with a straight face,

746
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, there goes the dollar fish. And

747
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: that bird looked back at you and said just like that,

748
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I guess I got some

749
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 1: money here for sure. Mike and foot in the last

750
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Speaker 1: one Dayny last last one in the mail bag. This

751
00:44:56,239 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 1: is the final message. I got mail. Yeah, I got mail.

752
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah again. If you would like to send a message

753
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: in future programs every Sunday, you can send it in

754
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: care of Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com, Real

755
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Speaker 1: fifth Hour, spell it all out F I F T

756
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: H Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Or you

757
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: can post it on the Facebook page Ben mall or show.

758
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 1: Follow us on there and I post videos. If you're

759
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 1: not on Twitter, I post videos on Twitter and YouTube

760
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,520
Speaker 1: occasionally on Instagram, and you can check that out. Mike

761
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: in Fullerton says, like with the Fifth Hour, would you

762
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: rather everyone on Twitter use their real name and city

763
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: so you didn't have to say ridiculous user names like

764
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Speaker 1: Alf the Alien, o Piner and uh Bronco fan on

765
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: the weekday show. That's part of the charm of of Twitter.

766
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: That's fine. It gives it personality. Otherwise it would be boring.

767
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: If you're like Chris and Omaha says this, Chris and

768
00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: Minnesota says this, and David and Ontario said this, that

769
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: would be boring. Yeah, I like nicknames. Stevie meat Balls

770
00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,919
Speaker 1: is a good nickname. One of the guys that calls

771
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: in Alf is a legend Alfie, Animal Piner. But there

772
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: are guys on Twitter that just go by their name.

773
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: You got just Josh and Justin and Cincinnati. So there

774
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: are those guys that mixed in or if it's a

775
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: senior citizen, it's just a phone number. That is one

776
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: of the all time great story that would be in

777
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: my book someday, That'll be in my book. So interested,

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00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: so interested in being part of the show. They had

779
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: a Twitter malfunction, did not did not realize that they

780
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: were typing in their phone number in the name slot.

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00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: And surprise, surprise, surprise, that was was awkward. So and

782
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: all this Twitter is interactive. Every time I tweet, I

783
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,919
Speaker 1: get a phone call. I can't believe it. Oh Man,

784
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 1: oh Man, anything to promote Danny. You're in the Magic

785
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: Radio do Joe oh the Fox Sports radio studios, the

786
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: Hallowed Halls were legends like Bob Golic, Rich Horrera, Craig Sheeman,

787
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 1: and James Washington walked back in the day, keep going,

788
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: Jim Lampley, Tony Bruno, Andrew Siciliano. Think of the guys

789
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: who did drugs. I'm not gonna uh extra tonight. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh the beginning. You talking about the very we had

791
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: was what Jeanie's Alaska hivan Frasier Bob Page was part

792
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: of that. And then the old CBS sports announcer with

793
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: a mustache. You know who I'm thinking of, Pat O'Brien.

794
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great, Pat O'Brien, buddy, Pat Pat Is. I

795
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: could tell Pat Obrian's stories forever. How old is Pat

796
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: these days? He hasn't aged in a while. Pat should

797
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: live a very really lived a hard life back, but

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00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 1: he's very thin and usually that that build, the build

799
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: that Pat O'Brien has, you're gonna be around for a while.

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00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: I think Pat's gonna be around for I still got

801
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: to meet him for lunch in Beverly Hills. He we

802
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: had him on the podcast before you were on the podcast,

803
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: and he invited me, if you do you know Pat? Well,

804
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 1: you were there when he was there right briefly he

805
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: was leaving as I joined. Okay, yeah, well Pat, I

806
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:24,319
Speaker 1: have a million Pat O'Bryan stories. But Pat's a he's

807
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: a bullshit artist. So if you want, we can go

808
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: to lunch with oh, that would be cool. Yeah. Yeah,

809
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: he's a He's got a million stories about everybody. He's

810
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: got the legendary Pat O'Brian stories. I get to work

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00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: with another legend whose voices on the HBO Lakers winning time,

812
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:43,279
Speaker 1: Steve Hartman, who I worked with on Saturday. Today, I'm

813
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: doing the Coveno and Rich Show in the afternoon, and

814
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 1: that's followed by the lead in to the Ben Mallor Show,

815
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: which is Chris Plank and Arni Spaniard. Yeah, I will

816
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: be back and we'll talk to some baseball. Maybe it'll

817
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: be a big NFL story that we don't right now

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00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: know about that's going to happen, that will carry the go.

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00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: You never know. It's the magic of it, and you

820
00:49:04,080 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 1: just wait. You can't really prepare because you don't know

821
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:10,920
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen until it happens. What big stories are

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Speaker 1: gonna break that are gonna get in your crow. Well,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted before before we sign off, So you

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Speaker 1: mentioned all the people that used to work at Fox Sports, right,

825
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: I named a bunch of it. So my wife the

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00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: other day tells me she's like at the police station.

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Speaker 1: She's been there long enough now where there's a lot

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Speaker 1: of turnover and people people on law enforcement generally don't

829
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Speaker 1: have no thirty year careers where because you get to

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00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: a certain age age out and so there's been a

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Speaker 1: lot of turnover. She was saying that she's gonna be

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Speaker 1: like the last person left in a couple of years,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, welcome to my world. Welcome to

834
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Speaker 1: my world, because that happened a few years ago where

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Speaker 1: everyone turned over and little and when I started. There's

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Speaker 1: not a single person left in that building that's working

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Speaker 1: at Fox Sports Radio from when I began. It's crazy

838
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,479
Speaker 1: to think about that. That is weird. I've not been

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Speaker 1: at a station or network long enough to experience that,

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Speaker 1: So that's that's got to feel strange. It is, and

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Speaker 1: you know, it's it's it's one of those things like

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Speaker 1: some of these people I know when they started his interns,

843
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Speaker 1: now they've been at the company fifteen years of working

844
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Speaker 1: and stuff. It's it's cool, but it's a little weird

845
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Speaker 1: when you think about when I started and everything that

846
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Speaker 1: went on. You're like Vince Evans, You're the Vince Evans

847
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Speaker 1: of radio. He would always pop up. I'd be like,

848
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Speaker 1: he's still quarterback sticking string exactly. He's still in the league.

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Speaker 1: I'll never get to the varsity. He'll never get to

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Speaker 1: the varsity anyway. All right, I have a wonderful, wonderful,

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Speaker 1: wonderful arrest of your Sunday and we will catch you

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Speaker 1: next time in the Magic Podcast, do Joe Later. Skater

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Speaker 1: got a murder, Gotta go.