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Speaker 1: Hello friends, it's mister Jim and welcome back to Kids

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Speaker 2: Today.

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Speaker 1: Well, today's story is part two of Joseph's crazy adventure.

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Speaker 1: He's just somehow created a ginormous fly. What is going

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Speaker 1: to happen? Are you ready for today's story? Me too,

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Speaker 1: Let's go. As Joseph was standing there with his back

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Speaker 1: to the basement door, he could feel the giant fly

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Speaker 1: on the other side trying to push his way out.

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Speaker 1: I've got to call this into HQ. I'm definitely gonna

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Speaker 1: need backup on this one. But my walkie is all

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Speaker 1: the way upstairs, said Joseph. Oh dear, how am I

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Speaker 1: gonna keep this fly down there? Can't let him get

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Speaker 1: out into my house. He would destroy everything. He's got

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Speaker 1: a pretty good point. That fly is ginormous and would

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Speaker 1: definitely make an even bigger mess than that cupcake did

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Speaker 1: in his kitchen. All right, I gotta find a way

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Speaker 1: to maybe wedge this door shut. Ah, there, I'll grab

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Speaker 1: a chair. He was able to reach a chair just barely,

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Speaker 1: and then he wedged it underneath the doorknob to the

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Speaker 1: basement door. All right, they should hold for now. He

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Speaker 1: could still hear the buzzing on the other side of

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Speaker 1: the door. He raced upstairs as fast as he could.

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Speaker 1: He had to get all of this spy gear, but

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Speaker 1: especially his walkie talkie so that he could call it

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Speaker 1: an HQ. HQ, come in, this is Joseph. Something crazy

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Speaker 1: has happened over sh. Hey, Joseph, this is HQ. So

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Speaker 1: what's going on. How's your experiment going with the magna hoop?

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Speaker 1: Sh Oh, it's going I guess you could say it's going. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's working. But a fly accidentally flew in through the

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Speaker 1: magna hoop and now it's the size of a buffalo.

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Speaker 1: Sh Did you say a fly is now the size

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Speaker 1: of a buffalo?

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Speaker 2: Over?

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Speaker 1: Sh Yes, that is exactly what I just said.

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Speaker 2: He's I have.

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Speaker 1: Him locked in my basement right now, but I think

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Speaker 1: he could break down the door. He's huge. Sh All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for letting us know. We'll make sure that

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Speaker 1: backup gets to your house as soon as possible. Just

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Speaker 1: make sure that you do not let that fly outside,

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Speaker 1: because if it gets out there, who knows what kind

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Speaker 1: of damage it could cause over sh Just then he

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Speaker 1: heard a loud noise. It sounded like the chair fell

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Speaker 1: over has He raced down the stairs as fast as

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Speaker 1: he could. It was too late. The front door had

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Speaker 1: somehow been opened, and the fly was gone.

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Speaker 2: Dun, dundun.

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Speaker 1: Joseph ran outside and looked up in the sky. He

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Speaker 1: couldn't see anything. That means the fly is on the move.

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Speaker 3: Oh dear.

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Speaker 1: As Joseph ran around his yard, he even looked over

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Speaker 1: at his neighbor's house, the Wilsons. Hey, mister Wilson said, Joseph,

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Speaker 1: have you happened to have seen a flying uh, like

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Speaker 1: something really large flying?

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Speaker 3: Oh, hey, Joseph, No, I haven't seen anything. What do

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Speaker 3: you what do you mean? Fly like a large flying

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Speaker 3: thing like an airplane, No more like a flying buffalo. Oh, Joseph,

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Speaker 3: you're hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Said mister Wilson. He was grilling in his backyard and

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Speaker 1: it smelled delicious. But Joseph, he was very worried about

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Speaker 1: that giant fly that was now on the loose. He

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Speaker 1: knew that he had to run back inside to let

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Speaker 1: HQ know that the fly was now on the loose.

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Speaker 1: So as he was heading back inside, he all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden heard mister Wilson screaming. Joseph, holt me. Mister

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Speaker 1: Wilson was screaming for his life, and Joseph started running

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Speaker 1: back to where he was. As he peeked his eyes

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Speaker 1: eat mister Wilson's food. Ah, mister Wilson, that's what I

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Speaker 1: was talking about. Run And before mister Wilson was able

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Speaker 3: Splat.

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Speaker 1: He landed right on his back, and he put his

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Speaker 1: just like all that food. So the giant fly came

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Speaker 1: mister Wilson. Joseph had to act fast. He remembered that

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Speaker 1: there was some long rope in his garage. Maybe he

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Speaker 1: could make a lasso and try and catch the fly in,

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Speaker 1: and there it was. It was a long piece of

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Speaker 1: He had done some lassoing practice before on some old

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Speaker 1: Joseph grabbed the rope and ran back towards mister Wilson,

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Speaker 1: who had now passed out from being absolutely terrified of

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Speaker 1: that giant buffalo fly. Mister Wilson, It's gonna be okay,

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Speaker 1: shouted Joseph as he swung the rope over his head.

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Speaker 1: He threw the rope and it landed right over the

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Speaker 1: fly's head, who reared back and forth and tried to

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Speaker 1: fly away. Joseph started to raise off the ground, holding

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Speaker 1: fly was very strong, He was barely able to tie

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Speaker 1: the rope around the fence post there as the fly

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Speaker 1: was trying to fly away. The fence was too strong.

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Speaker 1: He had captured this giant fly, who just then a

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Speaker 1: whole bunch of the team members from HQ arrived in

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Speaker 1: Joseph's backyard.

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Speaker 2: Holy smokes, Joseph, you weren't kidding about a giant fly.

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Speaker 2: But great job him before he got away. That could

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Speaker 2: have been a huge disaster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I know, said Joseph, as he was helping mister

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Speaker 1: and grass that were all over him from rolling on

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Speaker 1: the ground and being tackled by a giant fly. Mister Wilson,

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Speaker 1: are you okay? Oh, dear oh, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: in the world has happened, but did I almost get

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Speaker 1: eaten by a giant fly? Unfortunately? Yes, I'm so sorry,

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Speaker 1: mister Wilson, said Joseph. Wow, great job, Joseph. You not

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Speaker 1: only saved mister Wilson from that giant fly, but now

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Speaker 1: our spy team has a magna hoop two point oh

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Speaker 1: that is gonna be really important in stopping doctor stinky breath.

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Speaker 1: I'm not exactly sure how having a hoop on hand

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Speaker 1: that can, you know, turn a small cupcake into a

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Speaker 1: giant refrigerator exploding cupcake. That's definitely good to have. The end,

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Speaker 1: great job, you listened all the way to the end,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, Deevin is It's time for cured

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Speaker 1: shout out I wanna say to Pranav from Rhode Island,

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Speaker 1: Ilo and Orin from South Africa, Alice and Violet from Minnesota,

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Speaker 1: Felix and Finn from Shanghai, China, Claire from Vancouver, BC,

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Speaker 1: Dixon from Ontario, Brandon and Everett from Columbus, Ohio, and

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Speaker 1: Naisha from Delhi. I'm so glad that you're all in

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Speaker 1: the Kids short Stories, family, and on our spy team.

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Speaker 1: We could not stop Doctor Stinky Breath and his crew

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Speaker 1: without you, my friends. Well you have a super tuper day.

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Speaker 1: I'll see you later. Bye,