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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best Ready, go you've heard in a while, the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: What I'm about to say, I've said a million times

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Speaker 1: it's a Jewel show a lot of times. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: actually not sure if it's that many times, because I

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Speaker 1: But do you know how long it takes to count

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Speaker 1: to a million? How long? I don't know because I've

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Speaker 1: never done it. At least a million seconds at least. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know I've never done it. Why Because what I

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Speaker 1: was just about to say was my motto that the

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Speaker 1: secret to success is to try just hard enough. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: trying too hard is just a waste of time and energy. Like,

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Speaker 1: I could count to a million, but I'd rather count

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Speaker 1: to ten and then let the fools who like to

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Speaker 1: with my beautiful wife and playing video games and eating

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Speaker 1: cheetos that will wreck my digestive track. Because I'm electors intolerant.

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Speaker 1: I joke when I said that, But literally, the key

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Speaker 1: to being successful isn't to reach the moon. You know

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Speaker 1: accomplishing the things you want to get done isn't to

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Speaker 1: think about shooting for the stars or the moon. It's

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Speaker 1: just to think about maybe not hitting the snooze button

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Speaker 1: seven times. That's what I do. They're called they're called

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Speaker 1: micro goals, and it takes a lot to follow through

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Speaker 1: on your New Yar's resolutions, which is why so many

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Speaker 1: of them fail. Well, a new survey found sixty seven

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Speaker 1: percent of people are trying to make more micro goals.

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Speaker 1: I actually really like that. It's a great idea. Goals

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Speaker 1: That's why you should set micro goals because every time

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Speaker 1: to receive the satisfaction of like, Ooh I did something.

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Speaker 1: So here are the ten most common micro goals that

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Speaker 1: they can feel better about themselves. This is where we're

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Speaker 1: at now. Eating let's take out or fast food, just

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Speaker 1: think so dumb goal. Why because I like to eat out.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I don't want to cook, So that's a

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Speaker 1: People aren't even trying to lose weight anymore. That's a

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Speaker 1: good one. That is actually a great one, like always

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone Pray Mornings. That's one. He's hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Alexis. I'm one of Harry Styles managers and

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak to Shannon. Oh my god, this

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Speaker 1: is me. I'm so excited. Okay, Shannon, who I can't

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Speaker 1: and I'm so excited, like, oh my god, you're the

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Speaker 1: first fan of talked to him to da Are you ready?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, okay, I'm about to pat you through.

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Hi, Oh my gosh, Hi, Hi, I'm Sannon

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Speaker 1: for this Alexis. It's not working again. The cool Hello,

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Speaker 1: I can't he here among guys. It's happy to hear me. Now, Hello,

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Speaker 1: you cannot be happy to me? Yeah, it's Tiger. He

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Speaker 1: is anyone still there? What happens? What happened to Harry?

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Speaker 1: This is Tiger. I'm my equipment manager. I take care

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Speaker 1: of Harry's guitars. Why are you transfer here? I was

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Speaker 1: You're one of the You're one of the fans that

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, thanks for holding this as Alexis.

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Speaker 1: How can I help? Hey? I was literally just on

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Speaker 1: the hold. I was supposed to talk to Harry. I'm

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Speaker 1: one of the fans who won the contact. Oh hey,

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Speaker 1: Shian and it's Alexis the one who transferred you there.

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Speaker 1: How did it go? The phone doctor is connected and

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Speaker 1: I never got to talk to him. Something's wrong with

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Speaker 1: the phone. And now I'm transferred you. Oh that's a

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Speaker 1: bummer because that's going to take away from the time.

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Speaker 1: But I'll transfer you back, so just give me a

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Speaker 1: moment the time. What do you mean you guys messed up,

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Speaker 1: not me. This is why I've been on hold, damn it.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for taking care of my guitars, Tiger. You know

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Speaker 1: you know I'll do anything for you, Harry, whatever you mean.

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Speaker 1: I know you will, Tiger. Ye oh god, I love you.

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Speaker 1: How long is this stupid phone call thing gonna last time?

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Speaker 1: Oh god? I can't believe they made me do the yeah?

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Speaker 1: Ulous Yeah, why do you get over here and me

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Speaker 1: a kiss while we're waiting? Huh you want me to

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Speaker 1: kiss you? Tiger? I own it. Back. Oh all right,

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Speaker 1: I'll come with that right now. You know that she's

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Speaker 1: on the Oh oh my god? What did I just hear?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for holding this, a Lexis. How can I help? Um?

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Speaker 1: Did I just hear what I think I heard? What

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Speaker 1: did you think you heard? I just heard Harry Styles

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Speaker 1: making out with that other guy that I was talking to.

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Speaker 1: No you didn't, Yes I did. No you didn't, Yes

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Speaker 1: I did. And then I heard you tell him him

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Speaker 1: me on hold. No I didn't, Yes you did. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. What she heard that? Yeah, I'm so I

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Speaker 1: transferred her to you. That's your fault. It's going to

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Speaker 1: ruin my career. I'm sorry. I didn't know that she

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Speaker 1: that I made out with Tiger, I don't forget you,

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Speaker 1: and I told you Tiger, it's not my fault. I

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Speaker 1: the tongue out up to just come out? Listen to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if it gets out that Harry Styles made out with

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Speaker 1: I have to talk to this stupid fan. Well if

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Speaker 1: you would have just got it done when I transferred

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Speaker 1: the first time, hear you, Harry Styles is mad. And

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Speaker 1: you know what happens when Harry Styles gets mad. This

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Speaker 1: is going to be hot. I can hear you, Tiger, Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I can hear you. What the that that's Shannon? Oh

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Speaker 1: that's the fan. Oh? Hey, what was her name again? Shannon? Hi, Shannon,

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Speaker 1: It's Harry Star. How's it going. I appreciate all of

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Speaker 1: you don't like Harry Styles? Everyone loves Harry Styles, especially me.

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Speaker 1: Shut the sorry. Sorry bad huh your maniac? Well, Shannon,

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Speaker 1: that was your time. Hope you enjoyed it. Have great

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Speaker 1: day by bye. Yeah. Actually we are kidding you because

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Speaker 1: this is actually a prank phone call. This is a

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Speaker 1: Jewil show, and this is Alexis and this is Tiger. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: your sister set you up. She made the whole win

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Speaker 1: a phone call from Harry Styles thing up just to

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Speaker 1: about that? Do you want to say bye to Harry?

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Speaker 1: Real quick? Bye? Harry? Wake up every morning with Jewil

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Speaker 1: phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the twenties The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. We're gonna do it today.

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Speaker 1: We're going to do it today. What's up? Okay? Who

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Speaker 1: are you calling? You'll see, you'll see what I'm calling it.

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Speaker 1: It's freestyle Friday and I am I'm tired of it,

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Speaker 1: tired of what we're going to do it. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: but I'm just tired of it. Guy, what are we doing? Hello? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Who's this? This is Adam? Who's this? This is the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show? What's up? The radio show? What here's a

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Speaker 1: calling me? Yes? Yep? Good morning? All right you guys,

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Speaker 1: we're wondering what I was doing. Rank. Are you the

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Speaker 1: guy that texts in every single week asking us to

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Speaker 1: wrap about potatoes? Way? Yeah? Okay, you're living legend around

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Speaker 1: Yeah you are? We talk about you every single week

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Speaker 1: for Freestyle Friday. If you're just listening to the show,

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Speaker 1: you don't know what that is. Every single Friday, you

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Speaker 1: rye to rap about it. We come back, battle it

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Speaker 1: m okay, here we go. I said potato, You say potato. Potato, potato, potato, potato,

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Speaker 1: Bowl party. When I dip, you dip, we dip French fries,

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Speaker 1: Can't wait to put this one inside me. It's a

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Speaker 1: Well that was my verse. Pretty good, Thank you? Um.

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Speaker 1: You got this alley, all right? Thank you. Okay, let

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Speaker 1: here we go. Topica potatoes. What's my favorite recipe? Easy peasy,

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Speaker 1: Are you enjoying your potato raps? Sounds like yeah, I

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Speaker 1: here it goes. It's time for English seven. He of

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Speaker 1: Are you ready English seven? I'm ready, super hot. Here

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Speaker 1: We're talking about potatoes, say Freestyle Friday, coming up to

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, go lucky, go to potato.

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Speaker 1: I can bake it up in fron Let me say, though,

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Speaker 1: are they a vegetable or a fruit? Don't know? They

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Speaker 1: are the business. I'm English, so I call them chips.

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Speaker 1: You call them friend fries. You're a after this beasts,

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Speaker 1: then there's going to be a famine like a potato

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Speaker 1: don't know how fast. Yeah, just super hot fight. I

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Speaker 1: just sing wrap moment of truth. Now, who wins this

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Speaker 1: week's Free Style Friday? This is your Baby? That was

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Speaker 1: you probably shouldn't. Don't believe it. Okay, So Evans out

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Speaker 1: ever was really good. Alex's think sound a little bit

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Speaker 1: be Jule wowtime it's been a while. You deserve it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you do I do? I feel I feel good

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Speaker 1: about this one. Wow. I put a lot of work

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Speaker 1: I challenge you something next week for freestyle Friday. Jugle

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Speaker 1: what is that? Don't include anything sexual in your in

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Speaker 1: next week. All right, I won? Yes, Thank you very much, Adam.

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Speaker 1: Appreciate you texting and non stop about potatoes. And I'm

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Speaker 1: an old woman. But yeah, And as someone who has

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Speaker 1: seen every single episode of the eighty sitcom Golden Girls,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. So how has Betty White lived so long?

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Speaker 1: She just recently did an interview talking about being ninety nine,

422
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Speaker 1: because it's big news when you get that old, especially

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Speaker 1: if you're Betty White, And she said that a since

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Speaker 1: a humor keeps her going really. Yeah, she has a

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Speaker 1: good one. She does. She says, don't take yourself too seriously.

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Speaker 1: You can lie to others, not that I would, but

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Speaker 1: you cannot lie to yourself. Also, she says, I don't

428
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Speaker 1: know that's about being honest. You can lie to others,

429
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Speaker 1: but you can't lie to yourself. And that is the truth.

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Speaker 1: That's She's lived a long time. I trust that. Why

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Speaker 1: is it such a big new story that she's turning

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Speaker 1: ninety nine. I don't know. I would think it'd be

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Speaker 1: more for like a hundred yeah, I would. I know

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Speaker 1: you guys haven't really kept track of Betty White because

435
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Speaker 1: you weren't a big Golden Girls fan. But since she

436
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Speaker 1: turned ninety, every single year, it makes headlines when her birthdays.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's why it's like a congratulations that she's still alive. Yeah,

438
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 1: I must not be remembering the last eight years, or

439
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Speaker 1: you're just not as passionate about Betty White getting older

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Speaker 1: as I am. But anyway, happy birthday to Betty White

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Speaker 1: ninety nine. Hopefully make it two hundred Good Joe, Betty,

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Speaker 1: Great advice from a great old lady. That's the tagline

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Speaker 1: for the Indian News Network. It makes no sense, but

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00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 1: that should be our tag. This is the I n N,

445
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Speaker 1: the news network where idiots aren't just in the news,

446
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Speaker 1: they report the news the inn great advice from a

447
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Speaker 1: great old lady. And for our next story, let's sit

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Speaker 1: it on over to Alex Fresh, who's live on location

449
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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, California. We're always them and it is

450
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Speaker 1: still sonny. If you're wondering, Jewel, Yes, I was well.

451
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Speaker 1: Keeping up with the Karaoshians has finally wrapped up their

452
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Speaker 1: final season of filming twenty seasons, fourteen years and they're

453
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Speaker 1: moving on with that whole thing, and like other thirty

454
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Speaker 1: employees that work for them, a gift okay, So they

455
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Speaker 1: got each a Rolex okay, and each costing one hundred

456
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars, spent three million dollars Rolex for doing the

457
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Speaker 1: math for me, I was like, that's got to be

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Speaker 1: a lot of giving them one hundred thousand dollars and

459
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Speaker 1: letting them choose what they want to spend on it.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Actually, I mean, that's dope. Right to

461
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Speaker 1: get a one hundred thousand dollars Rolex. I guess you

462
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: could sell it and then get the hundred gramd. But

463
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Speaker 1: I mean I would prefer just give me the cash.

464
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Speaker 1: Really though, I would honestly rather get the Rolex because

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Speaker 1: I know that it would go up in value. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather get the Rolex, but that's because I make

467
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Speaker 1: bad decisions. I'd rather I'd I'd go half and a a half.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather fifty grand cash and then a fifty thousand

469
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Speaker 1: dollars ros. I like that too. I'm assuming Alex, you'd

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Speaker 1: go to one hundred thousand. Um. Yeah. I just felt

471
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Speaker 1: like you can invest your money in a lot of

472
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Speaker 1: different things that'll make money, but I just couldn't see

473
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Speaker 1: myself wanting one hundred or one hundred thousand dollars watch

474
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Speaker 1: opposed to, you know, investing in something else. Hit us

475
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: up on the Jewel Show on Instagrams at the Jewel Show,

476
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:46,160
Speaker 1: tell us what would you rather have? Would you rather

477
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Speaker 1: have the role x or the cash? Yeah? Let us know.

478
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,720
Speaker 1: Also you can follow us online. I met I'm a

479
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Speaker 1: jewal Fresh, I'm at that dress, I'm at Evan on

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Speaker 1: the radio and that was very newsy the way we

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Speaker 1: did that. I love that and that's all I have

482
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Speaker 1: sending it back to you. Thank you very much, Alex.

483
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Speaker 1: This is the I N N the idiot news network

484
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. And for our

485
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 1: next story, let's send it over to English Evan, who

486
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: was on location at this weekend's oil Wrestling tournament in Intercourse, Pennsylvania,

487
00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: where he'll be performing, where he'll be performing his hit

488
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Speaker 1: single all Oiled Up with Nowhere to Go during the

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Speaker 1: halftime show. Is that a right place, Intercorsepennsylvania. It is, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it absolutely is. Oh my god. I used to have

491
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Speaker 1: a sign for it on my room when I was

492
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Speaker 1: a teenager. Well, no, I'm not there. But when I

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Speaker 1: go to the grocery store, my grandma gives me a

494
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Speaker 1: list and on that list are things like cheese, bread, milk, condoms.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's my list. Oh okay, psych, I never

496
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Speaker 1: use condoms. Where is this going? I wish you could

497
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Speaker 1: be in studio right now to see the way English

498
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Speaker 1: haven't delivered that he likes. I'm like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're talking about yours and you're yours, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh my, this has got a noo track. But anyway, Asda,

501
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 1: which is a supermarket chain though in England, is now

502
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Speaker 1: the first supermarket in the country that is going to

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Speaker 1: administer the COVID vaccine. Oh wow, Well they do shots

504
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 1: forcier stores, right, drug stores? Yeah, uh huh. That sounds

505
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: very communing, like a chain. Yeah, it's a chain. Is

506
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,719
Speaker 1: cooled as they it's like they're everywhere. Yeah, that's I mean,

507
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 1: that's why. It's probably just trying to get it out.

508
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: I didn't really understand this story, but now I do

509
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Speaker 1: know you're in the news. I feel like an idiot.

510
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: Actually just just said breaking news live, local late breaking

511
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Speaker 1: right here on the I n N, The Idiot News Network,

512
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. The English even

513
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: is an idiot. So the idiot in your story is you.

514
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: It's me, That is our tagline's aren't just in the

515
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Speaker 1: news very much? You are about the job. Don't take

516
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Speaker 1: that personally. That should say you're about the job. Lad,

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Speaker 1: You're still good? Okay, good? That makes then it's done

518
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Speaker 1: for the day. Oh nothing, lose your job. You're about

519
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:54,120
Speaker 1: to lose your job. You're about to lose your job

520
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 1: because you tin me. Oh nothing, And thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for listening to the I n N, the Idiot

522
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news, they

523
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 1: report the news. Tune in tomorrow same time for another

524
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: hot hitting report. This is I N N The Jewel

525
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. First day follow up,

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Speaker 1: Look in the Sky. Whoa, it's a bird, it's a plane. No, No,

527
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: it's an attractive dude. Oh but he's not just regular

528
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: hot No, he's more fiery than a cast iron skillet.

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00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: What eyes that burning? A temperature that will melt your

530
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: heart in a second time? God able to steal kisses

531
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: with a single wink. Why it's not regular hot man,

532
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: it's super hot man. Today there's a girl on the

533
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 1: phone who met a super hot guy according to her email,

534
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: and she's not getting a call back from him. And

535
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 1: we'll find out why. It's really sad when a superhero

536
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 1: doesn't call you back. What's up, Haley? How are you hey? Guys?

537
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,439
Speaker 1: How's it going good? So you're not getting a call

538
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: back from super hot man? Huh? No, okay, I know

539
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 1: that you guys are giving me some about that. He Seriously,

540
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Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen somebody on pat as

541
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Speaker 1: him in my life. Wow, are you super hot girl?

542
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: Because maybe that's the issue here. I mean, like, I

543
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: think so when other people sound like it, So you

544
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: could be like his sidekick. It's like Batman and Robin.

545
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:29,320
Speaker 1: It's like super hot Man and Haley. I know. I mean,

546
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: like I might be a little biased, but I think

547
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 1: we were books super good and hot together. Yeah, and

548
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: it sounds like make super hot cute babies too. So far,

549
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: my god. But he's not calling you back now. Huh No,

550
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 1: he's not calling me back now. And I'm like so

551
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: confused because we went on three awesome dates from everything. Okay,

552
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: So how long has it been since your last date?

553
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 1: It's been about a week and I just like haven't

554
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: heard from him at all since your date? No, not

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00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: at all since the date. And have you contacted him

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00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: since the date? Um? Yeah, it's hard like texting him

557
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: and stuff, and he just hasn't texted me back. And

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Speaker 1: I don't know. He didn't seem like a guy to

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Speaker 1: kind of ghost me or anything, you know. But so

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00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 1: is there anything specific? You said you went on three dates?

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Speaker 1: Were they all good? Then? Did something go wrong on

562
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: any of them? Oh? My god? They were so good,

563
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 1: Like the first one we went to um this park

564
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: and we just like worked out together. He's super into

565
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: health in fitness and everything. I used too and all.

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Speaker 1: But it was It was a super hot first date,

567
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Speaker 1: like shirt off and everything, and I swear he had

568
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Speaker 1: abs of steel. It was crazy, and I thought, like,

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Speaker 1: you know, we could keep that together. And we were

570
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: like bantering and everything. And so that was the first date.

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00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: That was the first Okay, so I'm assuming the second

572
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: date was super hot? So what was that it brought fire? Second?

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00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: The second date, we went and we got some juice

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Speaker 1: and just like we thought, out side and we chit

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00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: chatted and during our junice and I thought it was swirling,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Okay, So the third date,

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Speaker 1: what did you guys do that? Yeah? And then and

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Speaker 1: then we went out on a third date, which I

579
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: guess was like more of the stereotypical dates. You know.

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Speaker 1: We went out to dinner. Um, and I thought it

581
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,360
Speaker 1: was really nice, really romantic everything, but he was looking

582
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Speaker 1: he was I got it before you did. So dinner

583
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Speaker 1: was the last time you've talked to him? Um? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So dinner was the last time I talked to him?

585
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: And like, I thought, it was so great when you

586
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Speaker 1: guys went to dinner, did you guys go together? And

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00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: so did he take you home or do you guys

588
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: meet there? Um? No, we met there. I wish you

589
00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: would have taken me home? Why not? You know? Um? Okay,

590
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: So did anything happen on the date? I mean like, okay, so,

591
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 1: dinner was bretty. We got into great conversation and everything.

592
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: At the end of the night when he walked me

593
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Speaker 1: back to my car and um, I did lead him

594
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Speaker 1: for a kiss and he kind of was like, oh,

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00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take things slow. I'm not ready for that, which, honestly, like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna lie. That was super hot to

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00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: me because I'm like, what kind of guy does that?

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00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: You know, like he wants to take it slow and

599
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: maybe get to know more and everything. Yeah, that is

600
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: pretty rare. No, I mean in my head, I'm just

601
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 1: thinking like, Okay, this guy is super hot. Am he's

602
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: a gentleman, like I got a catch something wrong, something wrong.

603
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: But now he's not talking me back, and I'm very confused.

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00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: Did you guys talk at all after your date? I

605
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: texted with him and I was like, hey, I got home,

606
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: I had a lot of fun to night and everything.

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00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: Um is it okay? A response response him not getting

608
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: back to you. You know what that is, Haley? What

609
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:08,080
Speaker 1: super not hot and so hot? So play a song

610
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: and then come back and call him and see if

611
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: we can figure it out with your first day follow up. Right, Okay,

612
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: thank you guys. Yep, hold on you, guys. I'm super

613
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: excited for the second part of day's first day follow up.

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00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: Supers excited, SUPs excited. Oh my gosh, that's like very

615
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: super super excited. Hey, Haley on the phone, are you

616
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 1: supers excited? Guys? I know you, Like, yeah, I believe you.

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00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: I believe you if you've got just joining in for

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Speaker 1: today's first day follow Haley is on the phone and

619
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Speaker 1: she wants to call a dude name Ian because they

620
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: went out on three dates. All of them were great.

621
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Speaker 1: According to Haley, she also thinks that Ian is the

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00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: hottest dude she's ever seen in her life. He's super hot.

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Speaker 1: Is that that's not an overstatement. I don't think he's

624
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: the hottest guy I've ever seen. I know he's the

625
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: hottest guy of everyone. Okay, so she knows he's the

626
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: hottest guy she's ever seen in her life. Super hot.

627
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, she said it quite a

628
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: few times. Super hot fire, super hot fire. Yeah, that's

629
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: who is. So we're gonna call him and see why

630
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: he's not calling her back. The last time they met up,

631
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: they went to dinner. She thought it was great. She

632
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: actually tried to kiss him, but him, being the hot,

633
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,479
Speaker 1: super hot guy that he is, didn't do the regular

634
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: guy thing. What do you do? He said, no? What? No?

635
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: Thank you. By the way, do you notice the cleft

636
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: in my chin? It's perfect anyway, Enough about my chin, Yeah,

637
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: it's perfectly chiseled. But I don't kiss on the first day, well,

638
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: third day, whatever day it is. Anyway, he said no

639
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: to a kiss, and that's kind of weird because you

640
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: would think that you would. But Haley, you actually liked that, right, Yeah?

641
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 1: I did. It was like different than the guys on

642
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: He is really like us too, Yeah right right. If

643
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: it's legit, you know, it'd be super cute if it

644
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: was legit. But I just don't think it's possible. And

645
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: Haley has no idea why he's not calling her back.

646
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 1: So we're about to dial the super Line Super hot Line,

647
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 1: Super the super hot Line and see if Ian answers

648
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: and find out why he's not calling Haley back. Are

649
00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:00,080
Speaker 1: you ready, Haley? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

650
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dollar phone of her right now and hopefully

651
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: super high guy answers, here we go. Hello, Ian, this

652
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:20,279
Speaker 1: is the Jewel Show. How are you? I don't know

653
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: what that is. I didn't think you would. It's a

654
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: radio show. My name is Jewel. I host a show

655
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: along with me as Mahata's wife Alex for you ye

656
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: me English Evan, Hello, and we are calling you today

657
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: because we got an email about you from who from

658
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: someone that you went on a date with. So we

659
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show where if you go

660
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then end up

661
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: ghosting them, they can email us to get you on

662
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. And you recently

663
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:51,719
Speaker 1: went out with a girl named Haley. Yes, I do

664
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: remember Haley. What's this about again? Well, this is about

665
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 1: the fact that you guys went out on a couple

666
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: of dates and then you just stopped talking to her.

667
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: And Haley is confused and wants to know if she

668
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,000
Speaker 1: did something wrong or why you're not calling her back.

669
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Um, well she asked for it. She she

670
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: asked for it. Yeah, she asked her what oh to

671
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: be Yeah, she wants to know why you won't call

672
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 1: her back? Is that what you mean, yes, she is

673
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 1: just a girl who likes to have fun, okay, and

674
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: you don't. I like a different kind of fun and

675
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: she is just regular fun. What does that even mean? Yeah,

676
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: that's confusing. What do you mean by that? Um, there's

677
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 1: a time for joking and laughter and she she just

678
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a really serious guy, but like, like

679
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 1: life is very serious and she's always joking and laughing.

680
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 1: Uh huh, So she's happy, So she's hilarious. You don't

681
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: so you don't want to date her? Did you like

682
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: her otherwise other than the whole fun thing? No? I

683
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: thought she was gorgeous on the outside. Okay, but um,

684
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: you know, like she's a lot of fun. But I'm

685
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: not here to have fun. Okay, so what are you?

686
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,759
Speaker 1: What are you here to do? Yeah, I'm here to

687
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: live life to the fullest, and you know I have

688
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: dreams okay. Um, I have a lot of things I'm

689
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 1: working on, and she just doesn't seem like it's a

690
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: good fit for me. So okay, right, do you think

691
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: you are you serious? Why not? Do you think you

692
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: can't do that stuff and still have fun? You'll probably

693
00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: figure it out someday, I don't know. Oh well, I hope,

694
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: so stop trying to have fun. I guess, well, thank

695
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 1: you for being honest. I still don't really understand why.

696
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:48,240
Speaker 1: It's because girls just want to have fun. Oh, girls

697
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: just want to have fun exactly. That's the response that

698
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 1: I was. I was, I was thinking what happened? That's

699
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: what I was thinking would happen. Well, I yeah, I

700
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: still don't really understand like why that's an issue. Um,

701
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 1: but thank you for being honest. We'll make sure to

702
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: pass the message along to Haley that that's why you're

703
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: not calling her back because she enjoys having fun. Is

704
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 1: that kind of right? Yeah, and tell us she's a

705
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: great girl. She deserves to hear that. Yeah, well that's great. God.

706
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,719
Speaker 1: Well guess what she deserves to hear it, And she

707
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: just did because actually, Hailey is on the other line

708
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 1: listening and us to talk to you. Um right, really,

709
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: she on the other line the whole time. Yes, she's

710
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: been listening the whole time. I'm sorry I forgot to

711
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,400
Speaker 1: tell you about that the beginning. Hi. So nice to

712
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: hear from you again. So I and honestly, you're just

713
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: a little confused about this because, um, first of all,

714
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed for the fact that I like to

715
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 1: have fun. I think life should be enjoyed. Um, And

716
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: it's like, just because I like to have and does

717
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: not mean that I don't have goals in aspirations and everything.

718
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 1: And on top of that, like I don't know, I

719
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 1: feel like you could have told me that you wanted

720
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: to see like the more serious side of me or

721
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: that side of me, rather than just kind of like

722
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: completely ghosted me. Yeah. See, that's just it. I think

723
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: I know what the serious side of you is, so yeah,

724
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: it's not for me. Oh how would you know? How

725
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: do you all automatically know that side and who I am?

726
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: You're pretty easy to figure out, you know, I've met

727
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: about a thousand Haley's. Oh my god, wow, Ian. You

728
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: know what, actually, I think that you're pretty easy to

729
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: figure out. Now. I have never had anybody say that

730
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: I was just fun and that's all I am, because

731
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: it takes a lot to get to know the deeper

732
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: side of me. And you know what, I think you

733
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: are missing out for not getting to know that side

734
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,839
Speaker 1: of me, because you have no idea who I am.

735
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 1: You have no idea what I've been through, you have

736
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: no idea what I bring to the table and sorry

737
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: that you don't want to enjoy life. I hope you

738
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: have a really borning life. Yeah, I don't say that. Yeah,

739
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: you might still want to go on a date with him. Hey, Ian,

740
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: would you like to go on another date with Hayley?

741
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. What do you think? Can

742
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: I go now? Yes? Yes you can. Thanks for your time, man,

743
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Good luck in life, god bye bye

744
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: good He sounds like fun. Well, yes he does, man,

745
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 1: Haley he wants to retire early. Yeah, Hayley, he sounds terrible.

746
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: I know, but he's really hot. You have to Jubils

747
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: First Date, follow up the Jubils Show on demand only

748
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: on iHeartRadio. I don't know who needs to hear this,

749
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: But just because you post a picture of you doing

750
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: a yoga pose on a cliff, it doesn't make you

751
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: as spiritual as Gandhi. Seriously, somebody just texted that in

752
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: at four six one, it's time for another edition of

753
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this? But where

754
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: we can say I don't know who needs to hear this,

755
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,839
Speaker 1: and then we completely avoid that sentiment with a butt

756
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: and then we tell you exactly what you need to

757
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: know even whether you like it or not. So here's

758
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: some unwanted but needed advice. Alex, what is your I

759
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: don't know who needs to hear this butt for today. Yeah,

760
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: usually it's unwanted but needed, but this one is wanted

761
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: and needed by a lot of people. Okay, okay, and

762
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this. But if

763
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,920
Speaker 1: you hold down the space bar on your iPhone, it

764
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: moves a cursor around. That is great, It's amazing. Instead

765
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: of trying to like tap in the middle of a

766
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: word that doesn't work and then how to delete it

767
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,200
Speaker 1: and like the hold yep, you just hold down the

768
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: space bar and it moves a cursor to wherever you

769
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,959
Speaker 1: want it. Okay, you know what, I think my phone

770
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: screen isn't working very well because I needed to hear that.

771
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: I forgot about that, and lately it hasn't been working

772
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:58,239
Speaker 1: here when you hold down you try to copy and

773
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 1: paste whatever, it hasn't been working. So I've been like

774
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: slamming on my screen like what the hell, and it

775
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: hasn't been And now my screen doesn't really react a

776
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: lot of time, So I think I've beat my phone up.

777
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: The first time that I found out this I thought

778
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:10,200
Speaker 1: I was going to forget it, but I didn't, and

779
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: I use it every single day. You do, yes, wow, wow.

780
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,439
Speaker 1: People had no idea. I had no idea. He's sitting

781
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: there beating it being one heart anyway, I did tell him,

782
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 1: so that's really good as backs. Actually, all right, English seven?

783
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,759
Speaker 1: What's your I don't know who needs to hear this,

784
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,239
Speaker 1: but today I didn't know who needs to hear this.

785
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: But a hat is not the same as a personality.

786
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 1: A hat A hat? Okay, have a lot of argue

787
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: with you A little bit on that you can, Yeah,

788
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: I think so. I agree with Thank you, Alex. I

789
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: don't agree if you have If you put on a

790
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,359
Speaker 1: really funny hat, I walk into a room, you're gonna

791
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 1: be the funniest guy in the room. For no. No,

792
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: you know that. Yeah, I do know that. And it's

793
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: the same person that sits at the fire and does

794
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: like Kumbaya on the guitar, but like doesn't really know

795
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: how to play it. I agree with you. A funny

796
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,399
Speaker 1: hat doesn't necessarily mean that you have a great personality. Yeah,

797
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: but hats can say a lot about your personality. You

798
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: can tell a lot about someone based on the kind

799
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: of hat that they do wear. Yeah, definitely, right, Like

800
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:06,719
Speaker 1: if you're one of those guys that wears one of

801
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: those little newsycaps still and you're still wearing that, you

802
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 1: definitely do homebrew. I definitely make an ipa at home.

803
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: Or like those girls that were the floppy hats and

804
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: they go, oh, they love it. Where does that thunder floppy?

805
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe they can't something to

806
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: tell us because the COVID No, that's no child out.

807
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 1: Or you can also tell a lot about a person

808
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: or a guy. I should say, if they were a

809
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: hat in every single one of their pictures. Oh yes,

810
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: the hat fishing, Yeah, definitely. My I don't know who

811
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 1: needs to hear this, but for today is this. I

812
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: don't know who needs to hear this, but if you

813
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: eat a pound of ground beef before bed, you're gonna

814
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,439
Speaker 1: have to go to the bathroom a lot. Who needs

815
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: to hear that? English seven needs to hear that because

816
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: I just overheard a conversation before we went on the

817
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: air and I was trying to figure out what my

818
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: I don't know who needs to hear this butt was

819
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, my stomach kill. He didn't do

820
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: it like that. Eis actually when he did it because

821
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: it thinks having and he's like, my stomach is killing me.

822
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: An Olex was like, what's wrong? He's like, well, I

823
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: did eat a pound of ground beef for dinner. You

824
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: just ate like a just a pound of ground beef

825
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: or did you have something else with it? It was

826
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: in a burrito like it was in a tortilla shell?

827
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: Why though? Why? Why? You know? I was hungry a

828
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 1: pound of ground beef? Though a pound. I'm a big boy,

829
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm growing still. I feel like I'm dying right now.

830
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 1: Maybe you should have ate a pound of turkey ground turkey. Yeah, yeah,

831
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,479
Speaker 1: it's a little bit out of ground beef. Yeah, pound

832
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 1: of ground beef. Bennett or one of our producer has

833
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: been is in the other room his way with his

834
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: hands around because I think he wants to say something.

835
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: He said you should do turkey instead. He shook his

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Speaker 1: head in there too, like yeah, what is this an idiot?

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Speaker 1: Then it's been wanting to say something? Then it all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, I'm sorry, I'm over there shaking and

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Speaker 1: you know, what do you want to say? You've been

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Speaker 1: waving your hands around the other room like you have

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Speaker 1: to say something right now, Evan, Yeah, definitely, definitely stay

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Speaker 1: away from the ground beef or turkey. It's better for you, really,

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't you know you work out like I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to pack on muscle though, and just carry on

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Speaker 1: with your think on it. Okay, Okay, that's a lot,

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Speaker 1: but it's very needed. Okay, okay. I don't know who

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Speaker 1: needs to hear this, but you're beautiful, You're loved, you're needed,

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Speaker 1: You're alive for reason. You're stronger than you think. You're

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Speaker 1: going to get through this. I'm glad you're alive. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad you're here. Don't give us. Oh my goodness, that

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Speaker 1: was beautiful. Need that. If there's one group of people

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Speaker 1: that need it, it's us. I love that. Me and you, Bennett.

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Speaker 1: We had some really good advice today. Yeah you guys did.

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Speaker 1: I had good advice for English Evan. That's true, Evan.

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Speaker 1: Are you all right? I need to finish this now.

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Speaker 1: And I looked over in Evans. Stopped doing what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: People you wanted to stop talking. It's gonna be down

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Speaker 1: my leg. I don't want to be an accident. I

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Speaker 1: haven't told you about the phone prank and all right,

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Speaker 1: just do it quick. I'll inter Okay, your phone break

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Speaker 1: is coming up in just a few minutes. Tell you

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Speaker 1: all right, I'm going. Are you sure I could break

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Speaker 1: it down more? And then his head violence. The Jewel

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