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Speaker 1: This is Hollywood Handbook. Here's your two guys, heyes and

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Speaker 1: shall hey hey, hey, hey, Sean.

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Speaker 2: Say please welcome to the stage. Please, I'm sorry, please

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Speaker 2: welcome to the stage.

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Speaker 3: And then just tout the thing, say, okay, south By

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Speaker 3: south West is delighted to present a special edition of

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Speaker 3: Hollywood Handbook and then say please welcome to the stage.

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Speaker 2: So easy.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's start for no, because there's that's not all

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Speaker 4: of it. There's the how you're listening to?

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Speaker 1: How?

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Speaker 2: No, don't just do keep that off? Why they're not.

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Speaker 5: Listening No, no, howel special you could say Howell Presents

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Speaker 5: or whatever whatever the most real. Okay, this has.

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Speaker 2: To feel like a real panel.

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Speaker 5: The festival. And so the accent is good. I thought

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Speaker 5: the accent was good. Did it was better for me

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Speaker 5: than what's normally happening? Yes, because it's Texas and you.

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Speaker 1: The tagline is that hey, y'all, yes, y'all listening to Yes.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that was a tagline necessarily. But because

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Speaker 4: they're not listening to how, that's wrong. Because they they're

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Speaker 4: in person. There's no one who's ever listening to how

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Speaker 4: So that's okay. So here's what it should be. It

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Speaker 4: should be like, uh, when we think about podcasting, we

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Speaker 4: think about comedy technology, and the two guys that are

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Speaker 4: at the intersection between these two disciplines might have a

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Speaker 4: lot to say about the future of comedy where it's going.

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Speaker 4: How will we be listening to our comedy? When you

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Speaker 4: said how will we be? Kind of how you said

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Speaker 4: how will we be?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like how that actually could be? That actually could

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Speaker 2: be really interesting?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And so we it has to feel real. It

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Speaker 5: has to feel like because everyone else is doing these

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Speaker 5: we're the only Earwolf podcast that didn't get invited to

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Speaker 5: do a panel in south By Southwest, and we're not

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Speaker 5: going to be left out. So like we're doing a panel.

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Speaker 4: And I don't know, how do we ask are we

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Speaker 4: supposed to were we supposed to submit at some point?

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Speaker 2: Like is there a form? Because I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: They didn't send me to record any of it. So

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Speaker 1: I'm here with you guys.

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Speaker 2: Who did they send?

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Speaker 1: I think it's like Engineer Frank.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so Engineer Frank is holy back on.

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Speaker 1: That, yeah, I mean they just they still go to him, right, Wow?

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Speaker 1: For the visual engineer because he was Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: that makes sense, right, He's beautiful. Okay, for you don't

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Speaker 1: remember what you were saying, but I can try it.

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Speaker 5: Think it was a lot of words and just think

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Speaker 5: just you know, just think about how it would sound

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Speaker 5: like a live show if you were actually there and

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Speaker 5: get them pumped.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, can you just start out that sentence when

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Speaker 1: swear swear swearing is? I can do that, start out

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Speaker 1: what I'll just I'll try to do what you said. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go, crowd on.

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Speaker 5: And wait.

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Speaker 1: There there theme song again? Yes, oh fuck yeah. When

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Speaker 1: you think about podcasts and audio, you think about interdisciplinary luminaries,

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Speaker 1: how will you see that in a live form? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's Hayes and Sean. Hey, Hayes and Sean.

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Speaker 4: Hey, it should go up a little bit more because

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Speaker 4: now we're like walking out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, Ai, thank you so much, thank you, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for coming out. Hello, Texas coming out?

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Speaker 5: Hey, what up? What up? Texas?

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Speaker 2: Now? Bigger Pope pop up? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Ah, all right, all right, hey they love you here.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you guys so much for having us out. Uh,

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Speaker 4: we love podcasting. We're so excited about the future of

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Speaker 4: the medium. Uh, don't do it, they'll do it like

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Speaker 4: they all stop.

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Speaker 5: Well, no, maybe, but I hate to but maybe I

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Speaker 5: made a symbol with my hand, like like that's sort

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Speaker 5: of but you should say zip it. Okay, so put

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Speaker 5: it back up a little bit. Thank you, yes, thank you. No, no,

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Speaker 5: we really do appreciate it. But we're going to start

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Speaker 2: Zip it and you guys are good.

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Speaker 5: You get yeah, this good crowd podcasting. Where does it go?

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Speaker 5: We're on a rocket ship. We're going past the Moon

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Speaker 5: to one of the other moons of the other bigger planets,

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Speaker 5: maybe EO, the largest moon of Jupiter, and that's where

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Speaker 5: we see it nastly to go Texas.

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Speaker 2: Don't pop for no, no, no, don't give yourself. Don't

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Speaker 1: We got a lot of pride in the state.

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Speaker 4: And part of a comedian's job is to sort of

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Speaker 4: observe trends and like what's going on in the world

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Speaker 4: and talk about those in an entertaining way. But also,

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Speaker 4: you know, it's a business as well, and so uh yeah,

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Speaker 4: I mean like it's something we think about. We're kind

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Speaker 4: of students of the industry and where we're excited. It's

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Speaker 5: Our brains are hungry and our stomachs are full, which

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Speaker 5: is always the best way to approach ideas for me. Uh,

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Speaker 5: first of all, let me just say it's an honor

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Speaker 5: to be moderated by Matthew McConaughey to have you here

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Speaker 5: ask questions. He does, yes, oh yes, he says.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 5: He says, does he do?

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Speaker 2: He does like he has a thing. It's not.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, is.

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Speaker 2: It like gimmy, gimme, gimmey?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, gimmick, gimmy gimmick.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Matthew. So ship, well, now we have to work.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, we have Tom glad you guys guys are

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Speaker 5: on here, like staying dry. We'll try and yeah, and

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Speaker 5: some of the engineers are going to pass out ponchos.

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Speaker 4: And but you know, while it's you know, it's ringing outside.

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Speaker 4: But the future of podcasting is yeah, sunshining. Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: let's let's just dig into it. Yeah, we'll take yeah.

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Speaker 5: And that should have been on the the sun did so.

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Speaker 5: Then let's take a question. And Matthew, did you have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just wondering. Uh, you know, since you guys

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Speaker 1: what's your favorite part of Hollywood? What's Hollywood Boulevard?

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Speaker 4: Like, No, you have to The way these questions should

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Speaker 4: go is like say, like I was walking around the

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Speaker 2: You know, like that's the way. Yeah, it's us talking

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Speaker 2: about the future for the most part. Yes, the future.

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Speaker 2: It's not talking about what part of Hollywood we like best.

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Speaker 2: That's not a bad you can get that from another episode.

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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, so the babes.

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Speaker 1: So I was walking around today at the booths and

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Speaker 2: Great question, Matthew.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's all kinds of technology out there for listening.

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Speaker 4: There are big headphones and little headphones, and honestly, for us,

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Speaker 4: like you know, the sound is important, but it's really

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no matter how it sounds, even if it sounds

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Speaker 5: As long as there's passion behind what's being said, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that's always going to take precedent.

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Speaker 4: Because the great thing is that podcasting is a democracy.

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Speaker 4: And like even though all the big shows, all the

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Speaker 4: from networks. I feel like that is is possibly about

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Speaker 4: the next Joe.

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Speaker 5: Rogan pop just yeah, little yeah, Okay, that's good. Speaking

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Speaker 5: of democracy, you watch these debates, do you want me

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Speaker 5: have not seen it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't watch debates in this town.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 1: Another question, so as we look in the future, what

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Speaker 1: do you think the singularity is coming or you know

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Speaker 5: Do we want him asking all the questions? Do we

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Speaker 5: want to get questions from the audit?

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Speaker 2: That's good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, have that be a question. Yeah, same question, exactly

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to the audience for a for a question.

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Speaker 1: Uh you sir, what's your question?

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Speaker 5: And then now ask yeah, ask him this question is

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Speaker 5: for haz you should be farther away, you should be

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Speaker 5: he should be diverse, yeah as a black man, but.

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Speaker 6: As a as a black man.

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Speaker 6: Learning and processing.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a great question.

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Speaker 5: I honestly feel like comedy is the highest form of

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Speaker 5: appreciate irony, sarcasm. Like I look at like I check out,

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Speaker 2: A robot could never just do the onion, you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for me, I watch a lot of British comedy,

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Speaker 4: And robots can be funny. Rosie George Jensen's friend was interesting.

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Speaker 5: And if you were going to build a robot like that,

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Speaker 2: Be Why would you make her fat?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? No, I mean honestly, it's just like you know,

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Speaker 5: I didn't. I'm not saying that for applause. I'm just

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Speaker 5: saying that is I mean, I do we get to

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Speaker 5: pander to you guys? Why is she so thick like

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Speaker 5: you get built?

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Speaker 2: Let's make her skinny.

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Speaker 5: Skinny ros.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so should we get one more from the audience,

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Speaker 2: But that should be you saying.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so so we get one more from the audience.

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Speaker 1: Okay you you little boy?

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Speaker 5: Hi back from the thing.

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Speaker 6: Who who are you most proud of.

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Speaker 2: It should be diverse.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little boy with disabilities and I'm one. What

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Speaker 6: Not tears, not crying. I don't want you to cry.

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Speaker 4: One of our proudest moments is we we were named

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Speaker 5: And pop that pop that pop, Yes, pop pop the

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Speaker 6: Fuck yeah for a Hollywood handbook.

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Speaker 5: Give me, give me, give me again. It's yeah, all right,

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Speaker 5: Yeah it's draw ye and drop it down and drop

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Speaker 4: we'll run it this week. Who else did who charged?

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Speaker 2: Send it to them. They've got to be doing a

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Speaker 1: this nick your nickname is just Brett and emails, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I haven't I didn't mention Matthew McConaughey in this Should

445
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 1: I sign it, Matthew McConaughey.

446
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 5: That's You's gonna be from your email address. That might

447
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 5: tip them off to the fact that you were just

448
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 5: and I hate to say this out loud, you were

449
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 5: just doing Matthew McConaughey.

450
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:16,639
Speaker 4: We should not even be saying that even internally. Yeah,

451
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:20,280
Speaker 4: that could be very damaging for him to get that

452
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 4: out there.

453
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, the identity, first of all, that you can basically

454
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 5: just become him at any time, and secondly that we

455
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,080
Speaker 5: didn't actually have him. That's bad for everybody. So let's

456
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 5: just get out.

457
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 2: Of this, yes, and then we'll come back and do

458
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 2: the second segment. Okay with Brandon.

459
00:26:46,160 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 4: So I gather Danny Motor, Chris Judd, Cash Warren. I said,

460
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,920
Speaker 4: you guys, you guys are my best friends.

461
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: So what what?

462
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,040
Speaker 5: So what?

463
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 4: I haven't even finished, I haven't really even started the story.

464
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 2: Okay, what is go ahead?

465
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 5: No? What is this energy? No, let's talk about what

466
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 5: you what's making you? You act like you talk about it?

467
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 5: You're so interested?

468
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I I started to tell a story, great,

469
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 4: and then you said, so what without even hearing what

470
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 4: the story was?

471
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 5: I heard enough?

472
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: What is their problem?

473
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 5: Those guys are.

474
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 2: All jerks? Everyone you name?

475
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: It?

476
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 2: Is it because?

477
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 5: Is it because I said they were my best friends?

478
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 2: Who cares? I don't know.

479
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 5: I don't even care. But it isn't because that is

480
00:27:54,040 --> 00:28:00,400
Speaker 5: a story starring four or five guys, not me. Yeah,

481
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 5: and it's are you clear starting the story?

482
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:03,679
Speaker 2: Yes?

483
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:07,359
Speaker 5: And it's starting the story. And you're saying you're my

484
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 5: best friends? And I didn't even know this was happening,

485
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 5: this gathering.

486
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 4: Well, this was a while ago. This is when I

487
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 4: was with Brook. So well at the time, you were

488
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 4: what also upset?

489
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

490
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 4: I knew you were going to say what because when

491
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 4: I whenever I would mention Brook, whenever I said I

492
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:28,919
Speaker 4: was going to get married.

493
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 2: You'd say, so what? Yes, so what?

494
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 4: So anytime I ever, every time I ever talk about

495
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 4: other friends or other friends girls that I like, you

496
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 4: say so what or big whoop?

497
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, well big whoop?

498
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 2: So what what's your point?

499
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 5: I just think I should be able to talk. You

500
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 5: talk about other people you like all the time, not

501
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 5: in a way that's disrespectful to you. And you don't

502
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 5: know that because you can't feel when you're doing it.

503
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 5: You don't realize how generous I am. But I always

504
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 5: describe them as okay friends, right, medium, hot chicks. Right,

505
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 5: But you talk about what Stephie, you talk about all

506
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 5: the stuff that, Oh.

507
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 2: Steffie, that's such a joke.

508
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 5: She's my wife. I don't even live with her. I

509
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 5: don't even think she likes me.

510
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: I have never heard you talk about her this way before.

511
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I keep the mask on, Hayes. We all

512
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 5: wear masks in our lives, you know, and in a

513
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 5: way it's protective. And I'm doing it again for your sake.

514
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 5: I don't want to invite you into the wreckage that

515
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 5: is my home life.

516
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 2: Me and Steffie.

517
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 5: I don't want to know about like, I don't want

518
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 5: you to know about me. But you want to ask, Okay,

519
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 5: we haven't done a deep.

520
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: Come on, Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right, You're right.

521
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,880
Speaker 8: I don't that's what you want to do. I don't

522
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 8: want to hear that. I'm sorry, I actually keeps her lips. Sean,

523
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 8: I'm sorry. I I didn't realize how important to me.

524
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 2: It was.

525
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 5: To imagine you guys having a nice, loving relationship. Yeah, well.

526
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 2: Are you?

527
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 5: Are you gonna be like we talk about the festival

528
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 5: and stuff, are you gonna be able to do that?

529
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 5: It's fine, but what's the your cash and all the whatever?

530
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 2: You and you're all your best friends? What happened? I remember?

531
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: I think it was.

532
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 4: That all these all these girls wanted to marry me,

533
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 4: and I needed them to marry them instead because I

534
00:30:55,560 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 4: was already married to Brook. Okay, okay, let's just do Hey,

535
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 4: welcome to Hollywood, Hambug and Insiders, guy do kicking button,

536
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 4: dropping names in the red carpet lineback always at this

537
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,959
Speaker 4: industry we call showbiz.

538
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 2: We're back.

539
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 4: From at X the airport. It's so nice to be

540
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 4: home again. We had a fun time at the festival.

541
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 4: Thanks for everyone for coming out to our.

542
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 5: So great to see all of you there. I know

543
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 5: a lot of the people listening now were at the

544
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 5: panel because there was a very big audience, and so

545
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 5: just by pure mathematics, some of you must have been there.

546
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 5: We have a big audience listening, and we had a

547
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 5: big audience present. The questions were great, all of them,

548
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 5: even whether they were from the moderator or whether they

549
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 5: were from the audience, they all were worth having. And

550
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 5: I think it was good. It was a good festival.

551
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 5: It was a dry heat in Austin. And that's how

552
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 5: you know I was there because house could I describe

553
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 5: the weather?

554
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 4: Did you see any good toys, any of the little

555
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 4: in terms of the tech, the little robotic technology in

556
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 4: the software?

557
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: Yes?

558
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 4: What what kinds of stuff did you did you get

559
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 4: to test anything out?

560
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 5: Yeah? There was an electric bee that you make friends with.

561
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 5: You can ride him, or you can just have dinner

562
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 5: with him, and he sits and he has great manners

563
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 5: and he asks you to pass him the various condiments.

564
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 5: And so it's an electric bee that does he have honey?

565
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 5: Does he have like some kind of well electronicity? He does,

566
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 5: but it zaps you because he you know, so it's

567
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 5: there's honey out of him. But if you touch it,

568
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 5: you do get a shot. He likes to be zapped

569
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 5: or he doesn't like to be zapped. It's not about

570
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 5: whether he likes to get zapped. It's you get zapped

571
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 5: if you touch his if you touch his honey? Does

572
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 5: he like it when you get zapped? He very politely

573
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 5: will be like sorry, but you can tell there's a

574
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 5: little chuckle behind it because and I can't blame him.

575
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 5: He's seen it so many times. People want the honey,

576
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 5: but you got to pay the price. So I did

577
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 5: make friends with that electric bee. We did have a

578
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 5: really nice meal at this barbecue joint that I like

579
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 5: with all the meat salt lick. But anyway, we've got

580
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 5: a guess. Yeah, we had to slam dunk into the story.

581
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's a great way to talk about the

582
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 4: beginning of what we were going to do because we

583
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 4: did have to fly home to talk about sports. We

584
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 4: like to do a thing where we talk about March

585
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 4: madness like it is an actual way you get sick,

586
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 4: and we say, better go to the hospital because you

587
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 4: got infected with March madness and your eyes are basketball's Now.

588
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got stuck with a needle, with an infected

589
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 5: needle that is like has uh it's not HIV, but it's.

590
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 2: Like m m f H.

591
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:15,359
Speaker 5: It's March madness fever and uh, and you got that

592
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 5: needle in you. And so the only cure is to

593
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 5: watch all the games that have the most fun with

594
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 5: your friends. So that's our prescription for you, and with us,

595
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:32,480
Speaker 5: we have a very esteemed doctor can also help you

596
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,959
Speaker 5: heal up on your sick bed.

597
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 2: There.

598
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, I want but he does want you

599
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,919
Speaker 4: to get march madness as well.

600
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 5: Yes, he's the doctor who is has managed to synthesize

601
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 5: it's a vaccine. Yes, it gives you. It's like the

602
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 5: flu shot. You have a little bit of it, and

603
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 5: it gives you.

604
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: A little bit of March madness.

605
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:54,919
Speaker 5: And it doesn't but it's not like a vaccine because

606
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,800
Speaker 5: it doesn't stop you from getting it, getting the biggest

607
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,040
Speaker 5: We want you to always want you to.

608
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 2: Have a big Yeah.

609
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 5: Okay, hey Brandon, hello, thank you for having me.

610
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:08,160
Speaker 4: Now, Brandon, we already know you're an expert on marketing

611
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 4: and advertising.

612
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,120
Speaker 2: That's right, that's my day job what I do for money.

613
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:19,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also you also do for money loving March madness.

614
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 7: Just college basketball in general. And I yeah, I appreciate

615
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 7: you giving me this opportunity to talk about college basketball

616
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 7: and on the flip side of that, talk about the NBA,

617
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 7: the snooze League, yes, and all the different ways college

618
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 7: basketball is a superior thing to watch.

619
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 5: Now, the snooze League. That's so interesting. Why do you

620
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 5: call it that?

621
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 7: Well, there's a lot of I think for a lot

622
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,720
Speaker 7: of people, if you talk to a lot of white

623
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,880
Speaker 7: men in their forties and fifties. They'll tell you the

624
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 7: same thing I'm about to say, which is NBA athletes are.

625
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: Lazy, overpaid, so they're smouzic. Yeah, everyone's snoozing.

626
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 7: They go to Susan watching you see them, their eyes

627
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,800
Speaker 7: are half you know, closed.

628
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's drugs. I'm not saying it's not drugs.

629
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 2: Uh huh.

630
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 7: But everyone's asleep. No one cares. Why would you? You're

631
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 7: already rich.

632
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 2: And you don't like watching them go to sleep?

633
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 7: Now, actually to be I've not watched an NBA game

634
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 7: in ten or fifteen years, and.

635
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 4: So if it worse News League, that would be good.

636
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 4: What they were doing is going to sleep. But sure

637
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,880
Speaker 4: it's not actually supposed to be there. Yes, that's anating.

638
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 4: You might haul it when that's not what it is exactly.

639
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,880
Speaker 7: If it was, Yeah, if it was something where we

640
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 7: intentionally are trying to make our viewers sleep, mission accomplished.

641
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 2: I don't think it is okay.

642
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 5: And so so you're saying that college is superior to that,

643
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 5: is that because everyone's awake.

644
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: Everyone's awake, and they're hungry.

645
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 7: Right, we don't pay these young men, So where do

646
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,719
Speaker 7: they get their satisfaction in sport and competition. The only

647
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 7: people we pay are you know these these men that

648
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 7: guide them are coaches.

649
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 5: Sure, and they're the They get to be the most

650
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 5: famous people in it. For sure, there are the stars.

651
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: I prefer.

652
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: I prefer to watch a league or a.

653
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 7: World of basketball in which twelve unpaid young men predominantly

654
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 7: African American, are unpaid for their labor while a millionaire,

655
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 7: predominantly white man guides them to success. That to me

656
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 7: is exciting anything.

657
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 4: But here's something I like about the version that you're

658
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 4: talking about, which I have seen great and I've seen

659
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 4: that the most famous guy every year is sometimes not

660
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 4: an African American guy in college basketball?

661
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, that is always a pleasure for me

662
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 5: because when you do talk about like the best player

663
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 5: in NBA, it's like Lebron James, Kevin Durant, I hope

664
00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 5: I'm saying that right, deaf, not Steven Curry. But then

665
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 5: when you get down to like who was the best

666
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 5: college basketball player last year? Frank Kaminski, Yes, Frank the Tank.

667
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 5: Now that's someone I could get behind. Jim or Fredette,

668
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 5: Doug McDermott, and is in it this year the guy

669
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,479
Speaker 5: Grayson Allen. Oh, and what is it about these guys

670
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 5: that it's so special.

671
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,439
Speaker 2: Well, I guess it's a character thing.

672
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 7: I think it's somebody that you watch them and you're like,

673
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 7: that's a guy who's got his life together. That's a

674
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 7: guy who knows what's important. He's gonna jump for a

675
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,240
Speaker 7: loose ball.

676
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 5: And well, some of these other guys, it almost seems

677
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 5: like even if they are playing unpaid in college, they

678
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 5: have their eyes on getting paid as if they need

679
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 5: it it's the worst, like it would be their ticket

680
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,280
Speaker 5: to like a better life than they had. But somebody,

681
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 5: like a gym or for debt, you feel like he's

682
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 5: just playing because he loves basket. Yeah, he feels like, yeah,

683
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 5: he could make money and he's probably Okay.

684
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 7: My argument, my biggest argument maybe against the NBA, is

685
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 7: why wasn't Jimmer for Debt more successful. There's something you're doing,

686
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 7: there's some string you're pulling.

687
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: Right.

688
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:18,040
Speaker 5: When a guy like that can't make it, then somebody

689
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 5: has structured something in a way that's wrong where it

690
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 5: either favors these crazy freak athletes who just jump and

691
00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 5: run versus somebody who fundamentally is a pretty good shooter

692
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 5: if you can get him some space and time and

693
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 5: let him do it from a little closer up. Yeah, sure, No,

694
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 5: he can't go all the way out. The way they

695
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 5: have the line is crazy insane. It's too big, it's

696
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 5: not a jump shout. It also makes me wonder if

697
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 5: maybe he if he letting him play was gonna show

698
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 5: everyone that everyone else was asleep. Yes, and so they

699
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 5: had to let him not play anymore because to vivation

700
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 5: too vivacious. And I say, I've seen the similar kind

701
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 5: of thing of what you're describing in podcasting even and

702
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 5: I hate to throw our buddies under the bus, but

703
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 5: you know, you see some of these guys who make

704
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 5: a lot of money off their podcasts spoke, I know

705
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 5: they're backing up the money truck. I know datim Uh

706
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 5: is obviously pulling in a bunch of dose if and

707
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 5: those guys, maybe the way they do their podcast is

708
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 5: like they're just having really sleepover with their friends. And

709
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 5: if they were to have people on that we're really

710
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 5: trying to have fun and do good new games, that

711
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 5: then it would show how sleepy they really were. Yeah,

712
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 5: so they maybe don't invite some people who are very

713
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 5: hungry who have not really seen any benefit from doing

714
00:40:54,680 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 5: the same amount of work on the podcast or maybe more.

715
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 5: If you let those people in, then all of a

716
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 5: sudden it makes you look bad, and so they leave

717
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 5: those people sort of struggling.

718
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 7: Yes, it's and that's perfect. Those guys us analogy.

719
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 4: Let's talk about why would you do it? Every time

720
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 4: they start to shoot in the NBA. Yes, they have

721
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 4: to do it so fast, Yes, and they make it

722
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 4: too much.

723
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, why not have it take a little bit longer

724
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 5: and not do a good job.

725
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 7: As much of the other thing is the just the scores.

726
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 7: You look, they're clownish. I want to watch a basketball

727
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 7: game that's thirty two to thirty four.

728
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 5: It's not relatable. Tom Cruise is five foot four, so

729
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 5: when I go to see him in a movie, I

730
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 5: actually feel like, Oh, I could be in this same

731
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 5: situation as this guy. That's how tall I am. But

732
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 5: when there's a reason that you don't go to see

733
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 5: War of the World, one of my favorite movies, I'd

734
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 5: see a nine foot guy going like, hey, we got

735
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 5: to get rid of the Martians. That guy's a Martian exactly.

736
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 5: These guys are a little like Martians.

737
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're very athletic, should be graceful skilled giants?

738
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: Should we be not?

739
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 4: Rather than going to the games cheering for them, attacking

740
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 4: them in an X Men movie, you would.

741
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 5: And having them have so much money and all this

742
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 5: power has got to be bad because they can just

743
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 5: build their forces and make more martian warriors who ultimately

744
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 5: could maybe take over. And so part of this podcast

745
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 5: is going to be we have to stop them, and

746
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 5: who's with us?

747
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 2: And I know it reminds me.

748
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 4: I just want to say, can you guys believe this

749
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 4: direction they're taking In the new Captain America movie where

750
00:42:56,000 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 4: Captain America, the United States has decided that he's too

751
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,000
Speaker 4: much vernegade and that he actually isn't in trouble now

752
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,760
Speaker 4: and they don't want him to be saving one everyone anymore.

753
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 4: I've just never seen that in like the second or

754
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 4: third version of a.

755
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 7: I'll tell you where I've seen it. College basketball coaches

756
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 7: who for whatever reason decide to coach in the NBA

757
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 7: and the NBA turns on them. I'm talking about cal Perry,

758
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 7: I'm talking about Patino, lose on. They bring their genius

759
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 7: to this washed up game and then they're just sort

760
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 7: of yeah, just made. It's embarrassing. They're treated so poorly

761
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 7: until they're forced back into the college game. They excel

762
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 7: in well.

763
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 5: And does it seem like maybe it's the player's fault

764
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 5: because weren't they doing good with even worse of players before?

765
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 5: And then they come in and have these supposedly great players.

766
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,680
Speaker 4: These college coaches come in, it's disgusting. And they go

767
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 4: to the players and they do what they would do

768
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 4: in college and say, listen, I'll slip you ten thousand

769
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 4: bucks if you play for my team. And the NBA

770
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 4: players are like, no, I actually want even more than that.

771
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh yeah they and they also go like, hey, look,

772
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 5: I'm a wait guy was slick back hair.

773
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to be the main face of this. Yeah.

774
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,480
Speaker 5: And then a lot of these guys go like, I

775
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 5: have a skill that basically no one else on the

776
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,239
Speaker 5: planet has and I'm displaying that all the time and

777
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 5: you're just holding a clipboard.

778
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Shouldn't I be the main.

779
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 5: Face of it? And I'm like, oh, give me the

780
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,600
Speaker 5: clipboard guy.

781
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 4: He offers them to have dinner at his house twice

782
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 4: a week with his family, and they're like, they scuff it.

783
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 4: They don't want to go that much.

784
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 5: They want to be with their own families. I mean,

785
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 5: this is when I start to be like, is no

786
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 5: one grateful anymore?

787
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 2: You miss the chess match?

788
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, and when Calipari rolls into town with eight of

789
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 7: the best college basketball players in the country and he

790
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 7: play as a team really with no good basketball players,

791
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,440
Speaker 7: how is he gonna use.

792
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 5: Those eight those chess pieces?

793
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 2: And that's how I don't even know.

794
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 5: I love college basketball. I watch several.

795
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 2: Games a day.

796
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 7: I can't name a player because I'm not interested in

797
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 7: their lives.

798
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:21,280
Speaker 5: No, I don't really like the players, except for maybe

799
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 5: Jim or Sure.

800
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 7: I mean, once in a while there's a gym or

801
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 7: there's a Christian Laightner who you can latch onto.

802
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: So let's do a bracketology.

803
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 5: Okay, this is a science that I do understand.

804
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 2: What are the different lies?

805
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 4: You know, there's that big spider, and you're supposed to

806
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,959
Speaker 4: write in the different names.

807
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 2: Of and you have to do the ones that are

808
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: already there.

809
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 5: You're not supposed to make up your own in the

810
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 5: empty ones, right, You're supposed to pick one of the

811
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 5: other ones. M And believe me, you cannot win if

812
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 5: you make up your own or you put your own name.

813
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 2: And so is the spiders supposed to be holding the school?

814
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 8: Yeah?

815
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 2: I guess so, I guess. Is that what it's a

816
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,400
Speaker 2: picture of.

817
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 5: So it's the spider versus the school, and he's holding

818
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 5: it like deciding what to do with it.

819
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 4: And they're trying to get to the middle of the

820
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 4: spider in its mind.

821
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 5: Yes, so that they can drive the spider I guess

822
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 5: wherever they want to go.

823
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: Hm.

824
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,959
Speaker 7: But not every school can get to its mind. Only

825
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 7: only one shows the school.

826
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 4: Can get inside the spider's mind, seize the controls, but

827
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 4: then turn it against the other schools.

828
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 5: I know. This is where it starts to get hard.

829
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 2: Why it sounds wild.

830
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 5: Because a lot of times they've already destroyed a lot

831
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 5: of the schools on their way there, So then they're

832
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 5: driving the spider back just to make sure it's really

833
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 5: dead or something.

834
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 7: It's what makes college basketball so exciting. It's that you

835
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 7: never know who's going to win. To bring it back

836
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 7: to another criticism of the Snooze League, their playoff system

837
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 7: is organized in a way where there's seven games, the

838
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 7: best team is probably going to win. Yeah, college basketball

839
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 7: is not like that. Who knows who's gonna win.

840
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 5: Obama as a bracketologist, mighty contender or fake pretender.

841
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 2: I think he's underrated.

842
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, close to the mighty. Do you not want

843
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 5: to actually guard record saying he's a mighty contender? And

844
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 5: are you willing to dispel the rivers that he is

845
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,440
Speaker 5: a fake pretender?

846
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 2: Bread?

847
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 7: It's just that because I know what I say carries

848
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:35,800
Speaker 7: a lot of weight. Sure, I'm I relocked in to

849
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 7: you know, designate someone a mighty contender when they're not,

850
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 7: because I've done it with a couple of people and

851
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 7: then they really disappointed me.

852
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 4: So is it possible in your mind to be neither

853
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 4: a mighty contender nor fake pretender?

854
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 2: Is there something in between?

855
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 7: People are in this Yeah, this purgatory area where they'll

856
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 7: never be either.

857
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 2: And that's Obama to you. Yeah.

858
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 5: I mean in that case, you take that question and

859
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 5: what you're saying is mighty contender or fake pretender, you're like,

860
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 5: return to sender because you don't want to answer it.

861
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:11,280
Speaker 2: It's a great response.

862
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, and well it was your response. And what you

863
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 5: say carries a lot of weight. After all, you're over

864
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 5: four hundred pounds, now that's true. Do you keep the

865
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,760
Speaker 5: weight on as a message to other people to be

866
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 5: proud of themselves, to other forty year old dads who

867
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 5: are watching college basketball and seeing that this is really

868
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 5: the model that we should be following. And isn't it

869
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,520
Speaker 5: nice that the college gets money for school and education

870
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 5: instead of giving just the basketball players money to buy

871
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 5: more basketball hoops. I put on this weight. Have you

872
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 5: heard of a playoff?

873
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:46,800
Speaker 2: Beard?

874
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:47,720
Speaker 5: Mmm?

875
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 7: This is the equivalent for me where once I know

876
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 7: March Maddis is coming up, I don't stop gaining weight

877
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:56,880
Speaker 7: to the championship game and then I lose it all again.

878
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,120
Speaker 5: And I have heard of a playoff, Beard, But I'm

879
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 5: I'm just realizing that even though Hayes said maybe he

880
00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 5: doesn't know what it is, gotcha.

881
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 4: I my teeth were chattering a little bit because I

882
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 4: was a little scared for a minute that I didn't exactly.

883
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 2: So maybe explain the significance of a playoff.

884
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 7: Of sports as a sort of superstitious thing, Players and

885
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 7: sometimes fans will not shave as long as their team

886
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 7: is in competition as a sort of a good luck.

887
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:26,840
Speaker 5: Task.

888
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 7: A good luck task, yeah, or lack of task because

889
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 7: they're not shaving sort of ritual.

890
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:37,720
Speaker 5: It can be hard to not shave, just as Carrie's raisers. Now,

891
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 5: one question I've had is what college is the best?

892
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 7: Ooh again, I carry so much weight four hundred right now,

893
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 7: four hundred and thirty pounds that I I don't want

894
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 7: to I don't want to say, but I will say.

895
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 7: Duke is always a school that I've looked up to respected.

896
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 7: I think they develop not basketball players, but leaders of men.

897
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 5: Ah, And is that important?

898
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 7: I think it's so important. And so that's a school

899
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 7: right now I'm very excited about.

900
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 5: Does anyone feel betrayed by JJ Reddick? Speaking of Duke.

901
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: A little bit?

902
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 7: He he doesn't carry the Duke tradition of being pretty

903
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 7: pretty terrible in the NBA.

904
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 5: He yes, he decided to become a trader and be

905
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 5: a good basketball He somehow is doing it in the NBA,

906
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 5: shooting way too fast from way too far away.

907
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,840
Speaker 4: The kind of basketball that dares to show up on

908
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,399
Speaker 4: the statue, whereas a lot of your other good Duke

909
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 4: basketball players will do the better time, which does not accumulate.

910
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 7: It is the yes player I've ever enjoyed is Shane Batty.

911
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:58,720
Speaker 5: Yes, who ran around to the right place, oh ball,

912
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 5: but made everyone better.

913
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 2: Set and screens.

914
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 5: It wasn't about him, It wasn't flashy. He didn't have

915
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,319
Speaker 5: to actually put the ball in the hoop or take

916
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 5: the ball away from someone or give the ball to

917
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,439
Speaker 5: anyone else, or to all the things I see j

918
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 5: diing or be able to selfish. Really, yes, all the

919
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,680
Speaker 5: things where it's like me, me, me, I hate this

920
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 5: culture for me. I want the culture of you guys.

921
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 5: Do it. But if you need me, you know exactly

922
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 5: where I'll be standing. Imagine the spot where we all

923
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 5: agreed on in practice.

924
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 7: Imagine five shame badiers just running around setting picks for

925
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 7: each other, no one ever getting in a sister basket.

926
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 7: And how beautiful game that could be.

927
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 2: Well a chess match.

928
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 5: Ooh, selfie generation, yeah it is. I blame selfie sticks.

929
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 5: I blame the selfie sticks. And you see it at

930
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 5: the game. It's saying you can shoot from farther and

931
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 5: farther away mm hmm, and that it's about you, whereas

932
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 5: it used to be. If you want to picture of yourself,

933
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:03,920
Speaker 5: you better take one of someone else first so you

934
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 5: can have a good trade with them.

935
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:13,839
Speaker 7: Play it forward, Play it forward, I.

936
00:52:13,719 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 5: Think, do you expand on that?

937
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:18,799
Speaker 7: I'm that idea of playing it forward, I think so well.

938
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 7: I think I think you see college basketball coaches doing

939
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 7: it all the time. Yeah, Like, I'm playing it forward

940
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 7: by inviting you to come to a school. I don't

941
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,160
Speaker 7: really care if you take classes or not, right, but

942
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 7: I'm going to give you a place to live, some food,

943
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 7: in a uniform. And those are all things you didn't

944
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 7: have before I came to you. And then you probably

945
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 7: won't graduate, but you had one or two years of

946
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 7: being somewhat recognizable in America and that's a gift.

947
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, play it forward.

948
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:02,280
Speaker 5: That makes sense. Now, how would you change the NBA

949
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 5: to make it work?

950
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,560
Speaker 7: Well, I'm glad you asked me that question because I've

951
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 7: been thinking about this and I'm just waiting for the

952
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 7: day I pick up the phone and Adam Silver finally

953
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 7: gets around to trying to fix this mess.

954
00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 2: He's guten now what means?

955
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,520
Speaker 4: And Yeah, the way you say that in the Silver

956
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 4: it sounds like it might have some kind of ethnic connitation.

957
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 5: Well, do you want to is Adam Silver kind of

958
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 5: the Adam Sacks of the NBA?

959
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,120
Speaker 7: Are you familiar with the Judas accepting thirty pieces of

960
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 7: silver for betraying Christ?

961
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 5: Yes?

962
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:37,839
Speaker 2: I think I recall that.

963
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 7: Well, I don't think it's a coincidence, and I don't

964
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 7: really want to go further into.

965
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 2: It than that.

966
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,279
Speaker 5: And by the way, that really happened, And I did

967
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 5: have some revelations in the past few weeks, if anyone

968
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 5: was listening last week, I did accidentally stumble into a

969
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:57,319
Speaker 5: church and find myself in there. And Judas as guy

970
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:00,000
Speaker 5: who was a trader, ultimately had to fulfill his destiny.

971
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 5: And he can't blame him too much, but don't be

972
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 5: like him. I mean, he did it so we could

973
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 5: learn that lesson.

974
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 4: Yes, And what did you think before that that didn't

975
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 4: really happen?

976
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 5: Oh? I thought before that these fairy tales we tell

977
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 5: our children look out or the or god aka the

978
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 5: Boogeyman is going to slap your buthiney with a lightning bolt.

979
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:26,799
Speaker 5: You know that that it was just creating all this

980
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 5: fear and everyone's ruled by fear, and it caused more

981
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 5: wars and killed more people, and all the diseases and

982
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 5: natural disasters combined, and everyone was getting killed by these

983
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 5: religions and this boogieman fairy tales. But what I'm realizing

984
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 5: is a lot of it did happen, and it was

985
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 5: so to help us have a code mm hm.

986
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 2: And isn't it good?

987
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 5: And if religion is the opiate of the masses, well

988
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 5: then I'm going to mass and light me up. I'm

989
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 5: taking a big old puff of the poppy seed and.

990
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 2: Tune out. Did you go to church? Tune in? Tune out?

991
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:15,720
Speaker 2: Did you like go to a service?

992
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,200
Speaker 5: Well, okay, So the services I'm finding out are at

993
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:26,719
Speaker 5: very specific times, and you kind of can't just hang

994
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 5: out the whole time in between you wanted to stay there. Well,

995
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 5: I was like, when's the next one? And it wasn't

996
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 5: for a little while, and I was like, all right,

997
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,840
Speaker 5: well I'll just crash here. And I took out my

998
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 5: boombox and just started like playing some tunes and that's

999
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 5: just how I sort of chill. And they said, well,

1000
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 5: you can't have your boombox out, and I was like,

1001
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 5: oh okay. So then I took out my guitar and

1002
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 5: just started jamming some tunes live because I was like, well,

1003
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 5: I gotta have some music to think. And they said

1004
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 5: you can't do that either, And then I was like, well,

1005
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 5: what can I do in the church?

1006
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 2: That made makes a lot of noise.

1007
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 5: And their response was basically like don't right, And then

1008
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 5: so I was supposed to come back during mass, which

1009
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 5: I then got the time wrong because I don't know

1010
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:20,880
Speaker 5: if you know this, but apparently your watch has a

1011
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 5: little thing in it that you're supposed to twist make

1012
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,360
Speaker 5: it keep.

1013
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:29,200
Speaker 2: Going and you but you like all this, it's just

1014
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 2: time issues.

1015
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 5: I don't love, but I to be a part of.

1016
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 4: The and the noise stuff. I mean, it sounds like

1017
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,440
Speaker 4: it was all negative and negative.

1018
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, my experience is inside the church other than learning. Okay,

1019
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:50,440
Speaker 5: you know, instead of seeing it as a system of fear,

1020
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 5: why don't we see it as a system of love.

1021
00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1022
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 5: That was great for me, but some of the rules

1023
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 5: in the time could I'm just not used to yet.

1024
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:09,920
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I'm open to it. But growth takes time,

1025
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:15,560
Speaker 5: and time, as we know, is relative, especially if your

1026
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 5: watch doesn't have a little thing twisted in it to

1027
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 5: let you know what really the time is right, because

1028
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 5: I have thought that it was just one time for

1029
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 5: almost a month.

1030
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 4: This reminds me of why can't professional basketball teams be

1031
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 4: you know, they are all these like college teams that

1032
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 4: are like church affiliated and like the army and stuff.

1033
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 2: Yes.

1034
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be better if professional basketball teams could be

1035
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 4: associated with like a specific religion like Jimmer?

1036
00:57:48,760 --> 00:57:53,000
Speaker 7: Yes, I think it's crazy that right now, basketball teams

1037
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 7: are basically if you live in that geographical.

1038
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,880
Speaker 2: Area, that's where your loyalty goes to, which, right makes

1039
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: no sense it should be. Are you an army guy,

1040
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 2: Navy guy? Are you yeah? Is it a religious thing?

1041
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,600
Speaker 2: Are you cheering for the Catholic teams?

1042
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 5: Yes? Wouldn't it be better if it was beliefs against

1043
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 5: one another rather than just like it's literally just like

1044
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,960
Speaker 5: they're only affiliated with the city, And it's like, I'm sorry,

1045
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 5: I live in a city where there's a lot of

1046
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 5: people who believe something that I don't believe, and I

1047
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 5: believe something that a lot of people in some other

1048
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 5: cities do believe. You should get a chance to beat them.

1049
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 5: I'd like to see them see who the winner up

1050
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,479
Speaker 5: takes to the steal of my team, and if they win,

1051
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 5: then that's the best great to be. Then they proved it.

1052
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:45,480
Speaker 7: Well, here's how I changed the NBA playoffs, And it's

1053
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 7: borrowing a little bit from what I think makes March

1054
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 7: madness so exciting, right, March Madness it's a very short

1055
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 7: amount of time. NBA playoffs last months. Yeah, people hate that.

1056
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,360
Speaker 7: My version the NBA playoffs, it's one day. Each game

1057
00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 7: is thirty five seconds long.

1058
00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:01,720
Speaker 2: You don't know.

1059
00:59:01,640 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 5: Who's gonna win. It could be anybody.

1060
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,960
Speaker 7: But by the end of that day, you crown a

1061
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 7: champion and that would be the coach of whatever team won.

1062
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 5: That.

1063
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,360
Speaker 2: That sounds good to me.

1064
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 5: I can really wrap my head around that because the

1065
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 5: way it works now, there's so many people, it takes

1066
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 5: so long.

1067
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,280
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.

1068
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 5: I don't know where I am. I can't breathe, I'm thirsty.

1069
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 5: I can't find anything in my house. It's dark.

1070
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 2: The light's have been off for weeks. It's smoky kind

1071
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 2: of Oh, it's smoky. It stinks.

1072
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 5: There's all these sounds but I but I can't tell

1073
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 5: totally where they're coming from. My clothes are old, they're filthy.

1074
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 2: I don't have anything else. It's bad. They should not

1075
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 2: do it. That's fans Today's NBA.

1076
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, that's what it's like. Whereas like, if it's

1077
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:05,240
Speaker 5: just thirty five seconds, then you put a crown on

1078
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 5: top of a coach. Okay, that at least is something

1079
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 5: maybe I'd be able to find my way out.

1080
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 7: Well, thanks Brandon, Yeah, thank you for you know, I

1081
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 7: hope everyone enjoys the march madness and what sports are

1082
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 7: supposed to be.

1083
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: What do you think you want to be an expert

1084
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:21,240
Speaker 2: about next time?

1085
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,919
Speaker 7: Well, you know what, I have so many interests. We've

1086
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 7: touched on religion today, which is a big one for me. Okay,

1087
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 7: college bass obviously, advertising is my game.

1088
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 2: Give us a taste of the religion stuff for me. Yeah.

1089
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 7: Well, I think there's a lot of religions that are

1090
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 7: essentially borrowing.

1091
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 2: From each other.

1092
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,040
Speaker 5: Oh okay, there's too much overlap.

1093
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 2: They're kissing.

1094
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I think it's like, if I was going

1095
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,280
Speaker 7: to join a religion, I don't want any other religion

1096
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 7: to share any of the beliefs of the religion I'm in.

1097
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, it gets diluted. Yeah, because then it's basically like,

1098
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 5: am I really at war with this other religion? Yeah?

1099
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 2: Or do we kind of think some of the same stuff.

1100
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 7: It's like I was raised Catholic, but then I'll talk

1101
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,200
Speaker 7: to Protestants, like we share a lot of the same things.

1102
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: That's weird. I'll talk to Yeah, we share some things.

1103
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, even that seems like there's some stuff that lines

1104
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 5: up which.

1105
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:19,040
Speaker 2: You would think. It's opposite, you would think.

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Speaker 7: So I talked to a Buddhist person and we got

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Speaker 7: onto talking about forgiveness, and I was like, this feels

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Speaker 7: weird that we both have this aspect of very different religions.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, shouldn't we be pissed? And yeah, and I gave

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Speaker 5: up on Catholicism that day. Yeah, religious killed more people

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Speaker 5: than all wars combined, is what I used to say.

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Speaker 5: But now what I'm saying is like, should we get

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Speaker 5: some more wars going right to figure out some of

1114
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Speaker 5: this stuff? How are we going to solve which religion

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Speaker 5: is the one? Because the one that I walk into,

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Speaker 5: the kind of church I'm in, I don't know what

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Speaker 5: was going on?

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Speaker 2: Really, mm hmm.

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Speaker 7: I think you're really just replacing wars as we knew

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Speaker 7: them with what wars are today, which is talk shows

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Speaker 7: and reality television watching them compete because countries aren't competing themselves.

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Speaker 2: It's sick talk shows, talk shows.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and politics has become reality television. Absolutely, that's true.

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Speaker 5: The people they actual nuts.

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Speaker 7: You start a war, you're not going to get in

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Speaker 7: an argument about who the enemy is, right, we're all

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Speaker 7: fighting the Nazis, and we're all agreed on that.

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Speaker 5: Today. My neighbor's got a Bernie Sanders sign.

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Speaker 2: Oh live next door to me?

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Speaker 7: This is he looks at where my daughters play in

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Speaker 7: the backyard.

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Speaker 5: He's watching that spot when they're there, or he just

1133
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Speaker 5: looked at where they He looks where they do it.

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Speaker 5: He goes to work, so there he's not seeing it.

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Speaker 5: Literally when his balcony looks right down and something and

1136
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Speaker 5: he can tell that what they were doing.

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Speaker 2: Just gives me the willies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's reality television. I mean, give me a break.

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Speaker 7: In a nutshell, So please do uh watch All Some Powers.

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Speaker 5: Just that reminded me of the nutshell joke where he goes,

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Speaker 5: this is me in a nutshell. Help, I'm in this

1142
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Speaker 5: nutshell and I get in this great bloody nutshell. What

1143
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,919
Speaker 5: kind of shells are nut like this in it? And

1144
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Speaker 5: then also listen to our show you are, get on

1145
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Speaker 5: the forum, get on iTunes, get on Facebook, you know,

1146
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Speaker 5: uh do what else? Yeah? Watch All Some Powers and

1147
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Speaker 5: just be kind to each other. By Hollywood Handbook is

1148
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Speaker 5: brought to you about Wolf Cool Production to subsidiary Loon

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Speaker 5: hibs ow Baby