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Speaker 1: The Nicky Guser Podcast. Here, Hi guys, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Cleaser podcast. I've never been able to I've

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Speaker 1: never even sang that song went before my vocal cord

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Speaker 1: surgery because it would be so impossible to do and

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Speaker 1: it's do list. Um, but now it's kind of possible. Um,

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. It's Anya's here. Hianya nailed it, girl.

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Speaker 1: That sounded pitch perfect to me. It was pitch perfect,

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Speaker 1: but then it got it like something happened. I am

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Speaker 1: learning all about my voice and vocal lessons and if

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Speaker 1: you get nervous, your voice will give out on you.

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Speaker 1: It is all mental. It's so weird. It has nothing

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Speaker 1: to do with like actual what it like. It's all

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Speaker 1: your mind. If you like think, if you if you

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Speaker 1: brace for a note, you're not going to hit it.

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Speaker 1: But if you just treat it like so, you have

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Speaker 1: to trick your mind. It's all like Navy seal ship

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Speaker 1: to be able to be a good singer. That's the

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Speaker 1: ways of Taylor McGraw. You've heard her on the show before.

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Speaker 1: She's the train jump in Hobo. So this is um Noah,

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Speaker 1: it's also here. Anya's visiting us from New York via

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Speaker 1: the Internet, and Taylor is sitting right here with us

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Speaker 1: in my old seat. I'm in Andrew's old seat. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I've just been liking this side recently. This

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Speaker 1: feels like my new side, even though I don't know

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Speaker 1: what side of my face is like. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: definitely do, but I don't memorize it. I never know

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Speaker 1: a bad one it is. Oh no, you turn around,

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Speaker 1: see what pretty? This one is good? You've a good No, no,

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Speaker 1: you have a good mole right here? Did you put

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Speaker 1: that on? Yeah? Tattooed? No way, did you really wait?

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Speaker 1: You have one on air and you have one on Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's one. You tattooed that because it's my favorite freckle

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Speaker 1: and it would go away in this in the winter,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to remain. But why don't you go

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Speaker 1: all in on your e lasma? Well, actually, as I've

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Speaker 1: done that too with my beauty mark that's above my

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Speaker 1: lip because I play your hair removal like the color out. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, that's so crazy. I want to get

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Speaker 1: you know, I had a um right, do you see

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Speaker 1: all this on my nose? I scratched my nose yesterday

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Speaker 1: washing my face with my ring. It caught on it

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Speaker 1: and ripped it and it ripped like a chunk off.

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Speaker 1: But it looks like a mole, a cool mole, or

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Speaker 1: it looks like I just ate a kind bar that

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Speaker 1: a chocolate on it, and every too mad a kind bar.

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Speaker 1: There's speckles of chocolate all over my face. But um,

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Speaker 1: my point is one time I had a mole that

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Speaker 1: was or a pimple in a good place and I

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Speaker 1: colored it in and it was like, oh Maryland mom, proactive,

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, face tattoo, that's hardcore. I was just yeah.

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Speaker 1: One day I was just like, how it's gone? And

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Speaker 1: then I just put it there. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: was your first tto, because you have so many. When

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Speaker 1: did you just like to go for it? Um? I had?

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Speaker 1: I got one on my wrist at like my friend

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Speaker 1: at it were you drawn on whatever it's called? No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: he was a tattoo artist. I guess it's kind of

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Speaker 1: like losing your virginity, Like what makes you just break

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Speaker 1: the seal? Because once you break the seal, all other

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Speaker 1: tattoos it's a fucking free for all with people. But

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Speaker 1: breaking the seal, I'm wondering, like the first one when

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Speaker 1: Andrew got his first one, it was just like so

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Speaker 1: out of he went alone, which I thought was a

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Speaker 1: weird move because usually you're like a like I need support,

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Speaker 1: but he just he knew that any of his friends

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Speaker 1: would talk him out of it, which we would have,

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Speaker 1: so it was so for help. I guaranteed he's looking

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Speaker 1: into get now anything connected to me. He is urgently

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Speaker 1: trying to erase from his because it was a joke

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Speaker 1: that we were together when it came out in said puddles.

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Speaker 1: But I still think it's cool. I think he should

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Speaker 1: keep it because I like, I liked that she was

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Speaker 1: even if it's someone like we're not even we're well,

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Speaker 1: we'll be fine, we'll be friends. But even if even

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Speaker 1: if we had a horrible breakup and he hate to me,

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Speaker 1: it's still like funny to have like change it into

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Speaker 1: something else like puddle of like making the band means anything,

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Speaker 1: it'sund like it's your initials. Yeah, it was a reference

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Speaker 1: to a girl being so excited about him that she

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Speaker 1: If Matt had had a tattoo, It wasn't a lie.

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Speaker 1: I wanted it to be so bad she really because

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Speaker 1: Like she has puddles in her pants? You saw No,

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Speaker 1: She wrote to him being like or maybe it was

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Speaker 1: really cool about it. We were driving down to Atlantic

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Speaker 1: just like joking about it, and I go, no, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't may her p which is cool, but you didn't

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Speaker 1: make her like cream her jees. And then she wrote

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I fine, you win it is.

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Speaker 1: She didn't you make a girl puddle in her pants? Um,

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Speaker 1: and so he got a tattoo of it. He became

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Speaker 1: puddle Boy and I don't bring him on stages puddle boy,

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Speaker 1: and he would be like, we not anymore, Like you're

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Speaker 1: leaving that in the past. But would you would you

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Speaker 1: what would you feel if your boyfriend had a tattoo

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Speaker 1: of something? You mean, you have a famous like a

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Speaker 1: guy in the arts any girls probably have puddled in

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Speaker 1: their pants because of Matt's music. Obvi as well has

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Speaker 1: made probably girls puddle in their pants. Av You could

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Speaker 1: see him play music in the um an episode of

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Speaker 1: Veep that I saw recently. Um, he's in a heavy

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Speaker 1: metal band on Veep. Shut. I did not know this. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so Jonah Ryan brings my forever crush. Um Uh what's

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Speaker 1: his name? Read Scott? I forget his name was Dan

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Speaker 1: to this like heavy metal show and they go and uh,

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Speaker 1: he's trying to like network with Dan is trying to

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Speaker 1: network with Jonah, and Jonah is like looking for a

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Speaker 1: If some had a tattoo to commemorate something another woman

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Speaker 1: said about them sexually, how would you feel. I think

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Speaker 1: it's a compliment. I'd be into it as long as

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Speaker 1: it's like over a decade ago. Okay, I think I

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Speaker 1: would roll my eyes every time I saw it, and

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Speaker 1: I would love it, like if it was on our guy.

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Speaker 1: Sorry I misunderstood it was yours a tattoo that's like

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Speaker 1: yeas puddles, like one time a girl said she he

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Speaker 1: made me put like I mean, Andrew was doing it

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Speaker 1: for comedy. He's a comedian, so it makes more sense.

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be into it. I think we have a

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Speaker 1: couple of things to follow up from the show yesterday,

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Speaker 1: and I just want to bring you into this conversation

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Speaker 1: because we I have never felt stupider in my life

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Speaker 1: than yes And I almost wanted to not air the episode,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I have to. I have to

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Speaker 1: be honest. There was a part of me that was like,

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Speaker 1: people don't need to see me being this dumb. And

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Speaker 1: I was on my high horse about something when I

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Speaker 1: was dumb, which is even more embarrassing. I just want

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Speaker 1: to say I am aware of how embarrassing it was.

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Speaker 1: So the other night, I was at the Dave Chappelle

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Speaker 1: and Chris Rock show and at one point during Chris

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Speaker 1: Rock said he made some comment about Nancy the guys

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Speaker 1: shitting on Nancy Plosy's desk January sex, you know, And

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Speaker 1: then there's this girl next to me and I think

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Speaker 1: you'll like this. She just goes as they should. They should,

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Speaker 1: shirts that are like I mean, I used to have

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Speaker 1: doesn't know anything about like anything, and then I was like,

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Speaker 1: not saying that I'm not I should know that I

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Speaker 1: Kevin McCarthy. I watched the hearings. I watched or I

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Speaker 1: yesterday who the Secretary of State was was embarrassing for

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, I'm allowed to not

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Speaker 1: But I just didn't know it in that moment, which

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Speaker 1: is fine. Like I'll admit I'm kind of a dummy.

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Speaker 1: And so we were talking about how dumb we are

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Speaker 1: when it comes I met a state senator over the weekend,

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Speaker 1: do know that, so there's a hundred. I go one

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Speaker 1: fucking Illinois, what what was it? You asked, like fifty

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Speaker 1: I'm like, there, there's probably more serial killers in Illinois

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Speaker 1: than they're like, honestly, that's a serial killer. Have you state?

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Speaker 1: But Yeah, it was just I feel like it's fun

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Speaker 1: for us to lean into things we don't know, and

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Speaker 1: Making that look cool or normal is not good for animals.

426
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,520
Speaker 1: No one can wear that. You're just knock into ship.

427
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:28,120
Speaker 1: It's so dumb. It's just so dumb. Yeah, it's really Yeah,

428
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:33,679
Speaker 1: it's but I just learned about Taylor today that she

429
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 1: uses socks for black socks for what you want to

430
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,280
Speaker 1: I want to guess anyone want to guess arm warmers?

431
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 1: Good idea? That would be anything else not cover. It

432
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:53,400
Speaker 1: could be cleaning. I don't know, like yes, kind of

433
00:21:53,440 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 1: you getting the more disgusting menstrual pad. Right, I'm agienic

434
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:04,720
Speaker 1: and clean because if I forgot my Diva cup, then

435
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:08,160
Speaker 1: I just get a block. So I used like colins

436
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm like black sock a friend, No you

437
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 1: don't stuff at Oh no no, I like that makes

438
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:21,919
Speaker 1: me like ry, like fuzzy, like a black sock that

439
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 1: almost looks great because it's like has been washed too

440
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: many times and you roll it upon itself up there. Oh,

441
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 1: God of my mouth, I take it. I hate it,

442
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: but apicially Taylor, Yeah you know thanks underwear? Ye? Yeah,

443
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: they're toxic. It is toxic. Why can't they just be

444
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:49,480
Speaker 1: super absorbent? Why not just wear diaper? But they don't know. Well,

445
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: Diva cup, that thing got stuck up at me, so

446
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,239
Speaker 1: I can't do that. Which one do you do use?

447
00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:54,920
Speaker 1: Is it the one that you have to like squeeze

448
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: to get out? Yeah? Yeah, mine is the the the

449
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: original Diva cup. Pintures. Do you pinch it like this

450
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,359
Speaker 1: like with two pinkers? I guess I do. This is

451
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 1: your vagina big enough to fit that up there? Is

452
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 1: it like hanging out. No, it doesn't hang out the bottom.

453
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it goes far and it's hard

454
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 1: to get out. It was really hard for me to

455
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: get my own and up down. We used to have

456
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: a joke about that. That That was like they told me

457
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 1: to bear down. God, it sounds like winter is coming,

458
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: like bear around the hatchecker. Make sure to hunker and

459
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: rip the copy take with black sock, because just wash

460
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: it so like I just I just used the same

461
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,919
Speaker 1: tell how used up it is? Sorry, no no, no,

462
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 1: I just use it and I go to the bathroom

463
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 1: and like what I do is I put in at

464
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 1: night because sometimes my cup overflow with But also, you know,

465
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 1: the better thing that I use, which is the most

466
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: clever thing I've ever done, is I like to wear

467
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: a lot of silk. And sometimes you get silk shirts

468
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: at that their store and they have the shoulder pads,

469
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: but sometimes they're caught inside and outside of the PADDI silk,

470
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: So then I have a delicate silky wife facks. Yeah,

471
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: give it to your wife life wife hack. Um, that's

472
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: a really good idea. I Um, I'm on the pill

473
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 1: right now because I'm maybe getting my eggs extracted pretty soon,

474
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: and um, I've I forgot to get comd in. Um,

475
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm on, I haven't been on the pill for years,

476
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 1: and Chris always has. You know my partners sorry don't

477
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: mean just name names, but anyone who's you know, we're

478
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: doing the deed, they have to pull out. It's never

479
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 1: as fun, you know. And I just realized driving home today.

480
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: I just sent him a text and I was like, Babe,

481
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,879
Speaker 1: I forgot. You have to like just get it. I

482
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,840
Speaker 1: go up in my guts and then I started laughing

483
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 1: too hard because I said guts And I'm like, this

484
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,639
Speaker 1: is gonna make him just so disgusted. He's gonna be

485
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 1: probably would not even want this conversation anyway, So changing topics,

486
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 1: but it does feel better to get it all up.

487
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 1: I mean, w do you use for birth control? I'm

488
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: going to guess before even ant and I guess like

489
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: this on the ground, I say, Taylor uses the rhythm method.

490
00:25:14,320 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm right, what is the rhythm method? Does

491
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: that pull out? That? There's gloria. There's only certain days

492
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,560
Speaker 1: you can get pregnant if you track your cycle really well.

493
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: So you track it really well? How do you track it?

494
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,880
Speaker 1: You take your temperature and so you know, no, well

495
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: I just do like, I know how many days it

496
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 1: is for sure, and then there's only like a few

497
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 1: days you get pregnant. So I just put some buns

498
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: on the end of that and make sure my boyfriend

499
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,880
Speaker 1: will not trust me to do that. Yeah, you don't

500
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:44,239
Speaker 1: trust Yeah, he doesn't love it. But also I got

501
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,159
Speaker 1: an old weed off the side of the road, and

502
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 1: I take that too. What I take Queen Anne's lace.

503
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 1: How did you find an old weed? I know about

504
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 1: that kind of shop, but you just saw it driving by.

505
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 1: You were like, oh, they're always looking for I knew.

506
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: I knew I needed Queen Anne's lace because it was

507
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:03,760
Speaker 1: a gay wad. Like I was like, so I didn't

508
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: need a birth control for a long time. Wait, what's

509
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: a gay wash? She was? She was gay? Oh say,

510
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: it's just a fun way to say gayety. You were

511
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: gay for a little bit, so yeah you were. I'm

512
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 1: going I'm taking back the word gay wash. People. You

513
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 1: were gay for um and so when you were gay

514
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: for a bit, you didn't have to worry about it.

515
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: And now you were you just like driving you were

516
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 1: like pul Yeah, yeah, we were at the my mom's cabin.

517
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 1: What does it look like? It looks like, oh, you

518
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: see him everywhere. It looks like a little bird's nest.

519
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: When it's dried, it looks like a cup. And then

520
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,679
Speaker 1: it has like seeds at the top, and when like

521
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: and then you take seven seeds. It really is like

522
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: plan B. I guess is it contraception or it'll stop

523
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: the like the sperm or the egg. I don't think

524
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: even if it's the Chris I was eating a pill

525
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: every single day. He would trust. He's just so scared

526
00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: because he knows that if I got pregnant. What I

527
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: would do? What would you do? Take a drive? I'd

528
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: take a I'd make a call and I would get

529
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: my I would cross state lines and I would I mean,

530
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: look for Queen Anne's lace. I would help eighteen thousand

531
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 1: of those little seeds would be Taylor mc Yes, I

532
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: would just be My first would be yes, I did it.

533
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,280
Speaker 1: My body can do it. I proved it. Look everyone.

534
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: I'd send it to all my friends. I'd be like,

535
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm a fertile woman. And then I go beb and

536
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: then but you know, my boyfriend wants something to do

537
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,679
Speaker 1: with an unpla. You know, like we would have to

538
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,919
Speaker 1: have it, I think because he has a say in

539
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 1: it too, you know, it's his. I would at this

540
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: point with it, like I know that most women are like,

541
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 1: it's your body, but I'm like, no, he's my, but

542
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 1: you can't say is different. I think we would be

543
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: over if I was like, I'm not doing this because

544
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: he's like, he has no problem with choices that would

545
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: we make, but he wants nothing to do with having

546
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 1: one of his aborted, so do not. I think that's

547
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 1: how most men feel if you really ask them about it.

548
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: This is who are protis? And what's her name? On

549
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,120
Speaker 1: Love is Wine? It kind of was, but it's I

550
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: I agree with it, like that's just his preference. He

551
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: doesn't want to have anything to do with that, and

552
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: I get that, and so we have to be careful,

553
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: but maybe not so much because my follicles are ship,

554
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: my body is dying. Things are shutting down matinee performance.

555
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what the means get at last. I

556
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: guess it's early, but it's like thure like old people.

557
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: I think that's something he told you, like, well, we

558
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: got a Mattinee performance on our hands, and this is

559
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: a geriatric pregnancy and performance. I almost started crying on

560
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: the phone today because of the egg place, because I'm

561
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: just like, I called to get my meds for it

562
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars for one session for for one cycle. No,

563
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,560
Speaker 1: I'll make you some day med and then if I

564
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 1: have to do two cycles to even make it worth it.

565
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: And they really recommend for let me be honest, they

566
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,440
Speaker 1: really recommend for six thousand dollars plus eight thousand or

567
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: six thousand per cycle, so it's about fifteen thousand dollars

568
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 1: per one. I thought it was going to be more

569
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: like rent for like housing your eggs, but that's like

570
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: three ars a year or something. It's not too bad.

571
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna calculate this. Wait, let me just give you.

572
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: I'll give you the what what we I just got

573
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: the things because I called them, and I go, will

574
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: you please? I almost start crying on the phone. I

575
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: was like, I just think I am pulling out of

576
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: this deal because I've already spent three thousand, and I'm like,

577
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 1: I'd rather lose three thousand than um go through with

578
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: the rest of the then lose, you know, forty thousand

579
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: or whatever the funk. It's going to be okay. Here

580
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: we go, here we go, Here we go, here we go.

581
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: So it's I got quoted sixty eight hundred dollars from

582
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: my meds today from all Greens, Which how do you

583
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: even pay for that? Do you walk in what with

584
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: like blocks of gold? I don't even have a credit

585
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: card that can run that much more like that's I

586
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: don't even understand. But I made on my house. Okay,

587
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,720
Speaker 1: So that's that's what I would spend at Walgreens pharmacy

588
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: for just the pills. Not I mean, am I gonna

589
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: use my Walgreens points on that? Am I going to

590
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: get points? Because if I get points I might be

591
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: able to purchase that wall afterwards. Okay? And then for

592
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: one cycle thirty six thousand and eight five dollars. But

593
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: let's not forget also the lab work I had to

594
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: have done that isn't covered, which is another five hundred.

595
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: And then I think, yeah, and I already did the deposit.

596
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 1: Now that is what was the deposit. And then there

597
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: might also be additional let's do another eight hundred additional

598
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 1: meds that they might need to order. Um, they like

599
00:30:58,520 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: left gave the right to like, So what is it?

600
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: It says the p's the gas to get over to

601
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: that clinics wasting my staying home. What are the chances?

602
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: And then the chances are like, I don't do another

603
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: calculation to call me again because I go, I need

604
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: to know that the chances. But I think it's somewhere like,

605
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 1: you know, you get ten eggs. I've heard ten eggs,

606
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: two of them are going to be worth anything, and

607
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 1: then out of those two maybe one will be okay.

608
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,800
Speaker 1: So it's like it's each time, but that's if you

609
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: get ten eggs, I might be getting four eggs per

610
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: seesh and then that maybe none of them work because

611
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: it's usually eggs, so maybe one of those eggs. Yeah,

612
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: we need to do math on this. It's not looking

613
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,920
Speaker 1: good and then do per percentage chance how much if

614
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,800
Speaker 1: it's covered none of it. It's such a bummer and

615
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,080
Speaker 1: it's all and I just I'm like, can I see

616
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: what adoption costs are? Can we start looking at those costs?

617
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: Because I want to compare because not only what about

618
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: when I thought these suckers out, how much is that

619
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: going to be? Then to implant them? How much is

620
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: that going to be. I've got the money, but I'd

621
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: rather spend it on other ship yeah, especially if I mean,

622
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: what is the percent that you want to be pregnant

623
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 1: zero have a baby? Zero? Zero? You should keep doing it? No,

624
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: but I'm reading all these things and says that you

625
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: should do it. She regrets not freezing her eggs. Um,

626
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: everyone not freezing their eggs every like everyone talks about it. Yea,

627
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: even for regrets it a little bit, she said, a

628
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't. But let me say to anyone

629
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: listening who's like overwhelmed by this and wants to have

630
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: a child, I don't know what I'm talking about, but

631
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: I will tell you this anecdotal story that my friend

632
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: was struggling with it. Read this book Taking Charge of

633
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 1: Your Fertility by Tony Weschler w E S H S

634
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: C H l e R. Taking Charge of Your Fertility

635
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: and got pregnant within two cycles. I when I wanted

636
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: to have kids, there was like a very brief period

637
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Speaker 1: of my life. I read this book. I immediately learned

638
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Speaker 1: a ton of ship about when I actually ovulate, which

639
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: is not when you think. And it's so it isn't easy,

640
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 1: depends on each person, on your temperature and the discharge

641
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 1: that's happening. But the book is so great, and you

642
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 1: wonder why did we never learn this ship. It's so

643
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: simple to learn when you ovulate. So read the book

644
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: if you want to save some money. I'm not saying

645
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:25,960
Speaker 1: it will guarantee pregnancy, and it doesn't account for everybody's

646
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: issues with their own fertility, but it's a great tool

647
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: taking charge of your fertility. The calculator predicts, for example,

648
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Speaker 1: that the thirty five year old woman who freezes ten

649
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: mature eggs has a sixty nine percent chance of at

650
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: least one live birth. I'm told that I'm probably gonna

651
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: get four eggs per thing, so I have to do

652
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,520
Speaker 1: three sessions to get that kind of odds. And my

653
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: eggs are not thirty five years old. And it takes

654
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: a big nose dup. It's saying thirty nine percent chance um,

655
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: and women younger than thirty eight when they freeze the eggs,

656
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: they the live birth rate was fifty one. I mean,

657
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. But if you, okay, so

658
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 1: what are the sister? Just give me some eggs. We

659
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: had the same parents. Isn't that the same? If you

660
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: what are the chances that you might want a child later?

661
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: That's no. I think it's it's only it's only zero

662
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,719
Speaker 1: at this moment. If Chris and I don't work out,

663
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: or if Chris changes his mind, because right now he's

664
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: fine with like adopting, which I would be fine doing.

665
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: But if Chris and I don't work out, and I

666
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: meet someone who's like, I must have my own, this

667
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,479
Speaker 1: is what I'm doing it for. Because they're they're most

668
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: men are like that. No, damn it no, because because

669
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: we don't want anyone, we don't want kids. He would

670
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Speaker 1: be Chris. I can't the man say it and put

671
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking today. If I met a

672
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: guy and he was desperate to have kids and I didn't,

673
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,279
Speaker 1: I didn't have any eggs to give him, I'd say,

674
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,080
Speaker 1: let's go pick out a girl. Put your and someone

675
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: I don't wear, we'll raise it together. Do you think so?

676
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: Do you think they get to think so they don't think?

677
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 1: You don't think he'd be like, I want your beautiful

678
00:34:56,560 --> 00:35:00,480
Speaker 1: about them food swings NIGGI and you're how cry when

679
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: you lose a piece of hair? And I want your

680
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: rocky smile and your bunyan's. I want my daughter to inherit.

681
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: Your lack of coordination with any kind of balls flying

682
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: at you. Um yeah, okay, maybe that's a good idea then,

683
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: because I don't care if he wants to have his

684
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: own kid like who put it in someone else? I

685
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: love to pick out a fucking gorgeous girl with really

686
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: like like hair that's just straight naturally. She doesn't have

687
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: to do no offense to curly her girls out there

688
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: because I pick of all the women you've ever met,

689
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: I would pick any of you, Honestly, I really would,

690
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: but you're all too old. So let me just Um,

691
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't know any girls, Brenna, that's all I know.

692
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: I don't know boy, Yes, Louise, give me those I

693
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: would pay straight hair. His hair is straight, naturally straight. Doctor,

694
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: it was kind of way, but it's likely, but it's

695
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: like smooth wavy. Okay, it's settled, Okay, I would pick

696
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: any of those girls. Um. Those are the only people

697
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: under thirty that I know or everyone I met from

698
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: f boy, I just found out I'm going to be

699
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: on a reality show that people love a lot. I

700
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: can't say I've never seen it, but it's a very

701
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,439
Speaker 1: very popular reality show that people are obsessed without never

702
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: Stationships loves Blizzard. I don't know. Does it rhyme with Baltimatum? No,

703
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: I've seen the boltimatum. I love Baltimatum. What if I

704
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: was going to be on Love is Blind Brazil? Don't

705
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 1: even I just it and I feel so like unsatisfied. Yeah,

706
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 1: I was like, why did I watch this? You're right like,

707
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,279
Speaker 1: you lose you, you forget these people. Immediately I tried

708
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: to watch the new episodes, and I go I watched

709
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 1: four episodes of these people in one night, and I've

710
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: lost it all. I don't care about any of these people.

711
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: I don't even know who these people are. Also something

712
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,720
Speaker 1: so understanding it. I'm generalizing, but they're so they get

713
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: left at the altar and they're like, I understand he

714
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 1: is having issues. It's okay. I forgive him. I wish

715
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: him well. I love him and he hurt me deeply,

716
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: but I wish him well. Right last night, um, okay,

717
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: So I was thinking today because we're a bunch of dummies,

718
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 1: and we proved how we were yesterday that we could

719
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: do like should we do the football thing real quick? Yes? Okay,

720
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: I want us to all four of us try to

721
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: explain the game of football. No basic, this is like

722
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: Survivor Okay, like we we all don't know how to

723
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: build a house, but together we might pull something together,

724
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Based on all of

725
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: our knowledge. So let me just start and say that

726
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: their their touchdowns are what you want to get. Can

727
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:58,879
Speaker 1: you start with a certain amount of yards? A hundred yards?

728
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, it's not a hundre yards. How

729
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 1: many yards do we think it is? Two hundred and sixty?

730
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:15,239
Speaker 1: It is no yard. No, it's definitely ten yards. Yeah,

731
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: we need to talk about the possession. So let's start

732
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: to the beginning. A team has possession of the ball.

733
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: Players are on the field from each team, Like, le,

734
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say around like ten probably. I guess none

735
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: of us can say whether that's true or false. No,

736
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: I think people just have to listen to us, and

737
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:43,040
Speaker 1: like there's tight ends, there's defense, there's you know, there's

738
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: defense offense. Okay, like we're not going to know each

739
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: of the things. They throw the ball back to someone.

740
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: That person then runs kind of back a little bit,

741
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: shout something, and then throws the ball. Then it is

742
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 1: either intercepted or it is complete. And it's complete if

743
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: they catch the ball. Now, if they are tackled. If

744
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,479
Speaker 1: they all they have to do is hold onto the ball,

745
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: is my understanding. Like the ball can almost fall out

746
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,439
Speaker 1: of their hand and then they can catch it again.

747
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: But as long as they like land with it. It

748
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: didn't touch the ground ever, or doesn't touch it, like

749
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: it can't touch the ground there holding and I think,

750
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what if it bounces, can they catch

751
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: it and then still have it? I think then it's

752
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: like maybe in the other teams possession anyway, Okay, then

753
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: there are downs right there. This many downs before you

754
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: it turns over to the other team, is my understand

755
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I don't know how many downs I'm

756
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: gonna say. I think there's first that means first and

757
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 1: ten yards first because you gain first and ten so

758
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: like you are first down and you have to get

759
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: ten yards before before it's within How many are there

760
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: before down? A certain amount of downs to get a

761
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: through recover yards? You know what he's thought of football

762
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: for this, because no matter how many times I learned it.

763
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: I've learned this so many times, I have begged to

764
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: learn it. I have committed it to memory. It will

765
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: go out of my brain the next day. It won't

766
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: stick that's how I am. I have crammed so much

767
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 1: information and social studies class into my brain and it's

768
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,359
Speaker 1: like my brain just goes bit like it just gets

769
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: it out. How many points are? Touchdown? I thought it

770
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: was a showdown? Wait? What what could a showdown be?

771
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,240
Speaker 1: You kind of touch that you never heard of? Touched

772
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: heart of it. But when we started talking about I

773
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 1: was like, okay, the points is called a showdown? And

774
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: then there a goalie in football? Okay, well what are

775
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,200
Speaker 1: we all doing at super Bowl parties? Like? Are we

776
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 1: all doing? No one asks us anything like this? Boy what?

777
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: No one gives a ship if we know? Because clearly,

778
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 1: if you this is hilarious, ask women at a super

779
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: Bowl party what they know, because they will say, isn't

780
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 1: this the showdown? And you will have the biggest flash.

781
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,160
Speaker 1: Make sure that person secure enough in their own interests

782
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: that they don't care that they don't know about football.

783
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 1: Don't just like mock women. But and then some women

784
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: will be like, I freaking love football because I grew

785
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 1: up with brothers. Again, I don't want to hear it

786
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 1: like me unless I like his hobbies. I'm just I'm

787
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 1: just jealous because you know about football You're probably just

788
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: a cool girl that just knows it naturally. I'm sorry

789
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: if you took offense to that. But ta, what is

790
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: the name of what's it like a slang name for

791
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: a football? Pigskin? Yes? I feel like pigs Yeah, pig

792
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: because it used to be made out of that. Um

793
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: A big what? What? Um? I love that we just

794
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: ask each other things that we know. What? Um? What

795
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: position does Tom Brady quarterback? Yes? Quarterback? Okay? What? Um?

796
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: How many times? What team does Tom Brady play for? Broncos?

797
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: I don't Pioneers, Pioneers, Buccaneers. Um, he pays for Tampa.

798
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: They might be the Buccaneers. But that was kind of

799
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 1: going to be a trick question because he used to

800
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: play for the Patriots famously. You don't know what Tom

801
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 1: Brady is married to Giselle? Okay, so I knew that

802
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,800
Speaker 1: you love supermodels? Are you reading things? Can you quizz

803
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm not okay, I'll quiz you. What what's the San

804
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: Francisco team called? Okay? Um? What's the Michigan team called Wolverines?

805
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: Notre Dame? I don't know, but the Lakes Lakers. I

806
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 1: just don't understand how people know, like first of all. Okay,

807
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles, good, Kansas City Chief, Green Bay Packers, New

808
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: York Giants good, great, Cincinnati Bengals. You're great, and you

809
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: know teams teams and play if they're famous. But I

810
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: don't know any things. Can't you follow the ball where

811
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: it's going. I wish we should have a man here

812
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: to like weigh in and tell us how and to

813
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 1: laugh at us, but I think people are probably just

814
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: doing that on their own at home. Um. Moving on

815
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: from football, let's talk about something we do know. Let's

816
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: do Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your reddit dump.

817
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,439
Speaker 1: Hoo hoo hoo. All right, Reddit dump. These are things

818
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: I find on Reddit that are interesting to me. I

819
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: like at it every night. It's my favorite part of

820
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: that day. Okay, this is a fun one. Okay, everyone listen. Eight.

821
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: This is from um white people Twitter. This is the

822
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: subreddit and it's from a tweet from I Hide from

823
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 1: my kids at I had from my kids. It says,

824
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: please settle a debate. How many Chuggars are there before

825
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: choo chow? So how many Chuggars? So just all of

826
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: us do it right now on our heads. Okay, okay, okay, one, two, three,

827
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: four eight chu chug chug chuggar chu chow. No, it's

828
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: just chugg chuggar chugar choo choo choo chow. Let me

829
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: just see what the most popular responses. Okay, let's look

830
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: depends on how steep the hill is. Okay, well, that's

831
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: not funny. I don't know where this came from. The

832
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: number of Chuggas rise in proportion to the distance of

833
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 1: the spoon of baby food to the station. A tired

834
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: parent is two chuggars. Arrested parent is four Chuggars. That's

835
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: funny as long as it's multiples of four. You're good, okay,

836
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: so I'm good. You're not like alright, chugga chug a

837
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: chug a chugar. Okay, Okay, here's um. This is a

838
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: fun one too. This is from Funny Memes Subreddit. It

839
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: says ketchup does not exist? What are you having with these?

840
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 1: And it's a basket of fries. If ketchup doesn't exist,

841
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: what are you having with just a good old basket

842
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: of French fries? I already know, I know. Okay, barbecue

843
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: sauce says what kind oh uh oh man, I forgot

844
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Speaker 1: the name of my favorite sweetearls something like that. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah,

845
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: I would agree because you want that sugary nous that

846
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 1: you're missing with the ketchup, So it's going to be

847
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: barbecue for me as well. What are you going to

848
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: say on you? If I could only pick one thing,

849
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: for sure, cholula? But if I can have to, it's

850
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: mayo and cholula, which I would make cholula? You would

851
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 1: rather if you could? Oh man, my mouth is watering

852
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: right now. But what would you make mustard? I don't.

853
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't like catch up though, really I hate catchup disgusting, interesting,

854
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 1: or biting. Okay, um, let's see this for from Life

855
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: pro Tips. I liked this. It says life pro tip

856
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: how to have a great conversation with just about anyone.

857
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: You're at a social setting when where you don't know anyone,

858
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,960
Speaker 1: You wish you were better at engaging people, or maybe

859
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: you envy a friend who sorry it just keep scrolling. Um,

860
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: who can strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

861
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: It's not a magical gift. It's carefully cultivated skill, and

862
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 1: it has one and only it has one and only

863
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: one principle. When meeting someone new, be more interested in

864
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: them than you are in yourself possible? That's that's it,

865
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 1: because most people who falter in conversation do so because

866
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,440
Speaker 1: they're more interested in talking about themselves rather than the

867
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 1: person they're with. Okay, so here's an example question what

868
00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: do you do for a living? In parentheses? A home

869
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: opening kind of question for sure, The answer is I'm

870
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: a dentist. Now, this is where people usually screw up

871
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: and ask the expected question of how long have you

872
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: been a dentist? Or where's your practice and the rest?

873
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: Instead asked this quick question, what do you find most

874
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: fulfilling about being a dentist? Another question, what did you

875
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: study in school? Or here's another boring question, what did

876
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 1: you study in school history? This is a follow up

877
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: that school. Tell me about what you enjoyed about history,

878
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: what excites you about that? And so on. I thought

879
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: this is interesting, and then someone commented, but how do

880
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: I do this without making it sound like I'm talking

881
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:41,879
Speaker 1: taking an interview? Which is it does sound a little

882
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,359
Speaker 1: bit like that. But I hate ask someone who gets

883
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: asked a lot what I'm doing in town? What are

884
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: you doing? You know? In Uber's it is I am

885
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: going to challenge myself to do this more when people,

886
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't I go like what are you or your teacher?

887
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: Instead of just being like what's great do you teach?

888
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: Which is also a follow up, I'd be like what

889
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: I usually say what's your least favorite thing about doing it?

890
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: Or what's your most favorite thing about doing it? I

891
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 1: say what slang to the kids have these days? My favorite? Wait?

892
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: What do they have? Do you know? Any man? My

893
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,480
Speaker 1: friend just told me for Christmas? But I can't it.

894
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: For like I would to bestow something that will get you,

895
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: I was you will get to sit at any cable

896
00:48:21,960 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: in the cafeteria at my local middle school if you

897
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: dropped this, Um, that's so jasper or whatever? Okay, Um? Yeah,

898
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: I just want I want people to have more interesting conversations.

899
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 1: That so helpful because I always get kind of frozen

900
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: in situations like this. I dread them a lot. But

901
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: I just remember when I was learning how to interview

902
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: people when I was a DJ, they were like, just

903
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: ask how, what, and where? Questions are like why, why?

904
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 1: And how? Questions? Why do you like that? What do

905
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 1: you like about it? You know? Well, it's so common

906
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: that you get asked a question, and even when I

907
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 1: have an interesting answer, what are you doing in town. Oh,

908
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian. I thought about doing comedy a while, Like,

909
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: how are you already making this about yourself? Like I

910
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,440
Speaker 1: just did Kelly Clarkson. Do you not want to hear

911
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: about that? By the way, Kelly Clarkson This week will

912
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: air on Thursday. Also, my UM episode of Bobby Flay

913
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: Beat Bobby Flay that I filmed last year, which is

914
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: so good and so I can't wait. It's so good,

915
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: That is also airing on Thursday. What was your least

916
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 1: favorite part of Bobby Flay. My least favorite part was that, um,

917
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: I didn't get to hang out with Bobby Flay enough,

918
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,799
Speaker 1: because he's great and it was kind of just like, uh,

919
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 1: just in and out. And my least favorite part was

920
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 1: that I didn't know how much they wanted me to

921
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: roast him until I got there and realized like what

922
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: the game was really about, which is like really fun

923
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 1: with him. And I also didn't know him well enough

924
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: at the time to really have as much fun, but

925
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: I did almost immediately as soon as I got out

926
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: there and we had the little chat like it's on camera,

927
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: like you just talk a little bit, and I accused

928
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: him of like having me on the show to meet

929
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 1: his next life or whatever. As soon as we like

930
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: had that little bit of banter, it was just like

931
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: it was so fun. And then the best part of

932
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: the day was eating such delicious vegan cheesecakes sorry cheese

933
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: steaks close close enough, um. And the other best part was, like, no,

934
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: my favorite part of the whole thing is that one

935
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,399
Speaker 1: point spoiler alert, they make a vegan cheesecake and this guy,

936
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,279
Speaker 1: this New York. So they have on like chefs to

937
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: judge it. Cheese steak, so cheese sneaks, sandwich, so they

938
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: have on celebrity chefs to then judge the people that

939
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 1: are competing against Bobby to make the best vegan cheese steak.

940
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: And this New York guy who was like so new

941
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: I mean he's talking like this and he's like or

942
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: he's like Philly, you know, but no, he was actually

943
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 1: New York. He's very like, oh, what's this gonna be

944
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: fucking vegan? And then he ate it and he was like,

945
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: oh my god. He was like I don't even know

946
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: the difference. He loved it so much, and I was like, vegan,

947
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,919
Speaker 1: this guy I was so gonna be so too good

948
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,439
Speaker 1: for skol and he did. He admitted, when a person

949
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 1: who doesn't like vegan food can admit vegan food is good,

950
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: good on you. I know when the good thing you

951
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: can do. I heard recently someone say we have to

952
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: label things. We can't label things vegan because then people

953
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 1: won't eat them. Okay, okay, oh my god, you fucking loser, redneck,

954
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:29,239
Speaker 1: just try it. It doesn't mean it's not good. If

955
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 1: that isn't harmon animal, I don't won't put that in

956
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: my body. Sorry, I put an accent on that. And rednecks.

957
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 1: I know that that is maybe a derogatory term to

958
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: some of you, But come on, who's yours? Gate Watts,

959
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:47,840
Speaker 1: Please don't cancel me. I was just doing. I am dripped. Okay, um, okay,

960
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: I wanted to get this one. This will be fascinating.

961
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: Let's go to break and come back with one that

962
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:57,359
Speaker 1: I think is going to divide the road. All right,

963
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 1: we're back. We're doing reddit dump. This is from the

964
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 1: reddit subreddit True off my chest. There's just people being like,

965
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,200
Speaker 1: I gotta tell someone my terminally ill ex husband asked

966
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: to see me one last time, but my current husband

967
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,319
Speaker 1: said he'd divorced me if I do it. My ex

968
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,319
Speaker 1: husband and I got divorced three years ago. We didn't

969
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: have kids, although we wanted them so badly. We knew

970
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 1: each other for over ten years and we had been

971
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: through so much together. He helped me out out when

972
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: my family abandoned me and quit his job to move

973
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: with me. He even helped me get my degree. Adah blah, Okay,

974
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: he's very sick right now, and he has asked to

975
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: see me, probably for the last time. My current husband

976
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 1: got extremely upset with me when I mentioned it to him,

977
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: and threatened to divorce me if I go. I'm five

978
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: months pregnant and feel like I'm seeing a side of

979
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: my now husband that I've never seen before. He called

980
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: this inappropriate and my ex was and said that my

981
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,400
Speaker 1: ex was being manipulative. He told me he'd divorced me

982
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: if I see him, But this could be my last

983
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: chance to say goodbye to him. I can't even imagine

984
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: how terrible I'd feel if he passes away without seeing

985
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 1: him for the last time. But there's a lot at

986
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: stake here, and I don't want to sneak behind my

987
00:52:55,680 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: husband's back. What should she and how would you feel

988
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: if you were her husband? Anya? I mean I'm torn

989
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 1: because my first instinct was that sucks, like he she

990
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: should be able to go see her, acts like he's dead.

991
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: He's dead in a second anyway. But then my next

992
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: thought was like, oh wait, I didn't read this part.

993
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: I should have glossed over. He even helped me get

994
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: my degree, and I never wanted us to divorce, but

995
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: he was the one who to initiate it because he

996
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: was secretly diagnosed with a medical condition and said he

997
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 1: didn't want to ruin what we had and become a burden. Okay,

998
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: this could be fake because it's your current marriage is

999
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,640
Speaker 1: definitely in trouble. Because if your current husband is that

1000
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: threatened by this, there's a problem and threatening divorce when

1001
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: you're five months pregnant. That's sad. So I don't think

1002
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: this marriage is gonna last. So yeah, that's the bad news.

1003
00:53:57,239 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 1: Just go see him and burn it to the ground,

1004
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: right kind of. I mean, it doesn't really matter because

1005
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,919
Speaker 1: like if you were to someone whose wife was dying

1006
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 1: ex wife was dying, yeah, I'd be like, we see her.

1007
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's going to be dead. The whole concept

1008
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: of not letting your partner love their ex is insane,

1009
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 1: Like Pat Allen's like, if you expect the person that

1010
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,359
Speaker 1: you're with to hate the person they used to love,

1011
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:37,879
Speaker 1: you're mentally ill. Yes, you are, you are. It's it's

1012
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: a really good point. And also you're on the you're on,

1013
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 1: you're in line to be that person they hate. You're

1014
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: the difference between you and them is just a day

1015
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 1: in their life because they used to love that person,

1016
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: and so that is a mentally ill thing. And I

1017
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: don't think that's going so far as to say that,

1018
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: because that is truly a sign um. I think also,

1019
00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: if you know, I've said this before, if you expect

1020
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,560
Speaker 1: your husband to only be attracted to you also a

1021
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: little not mentally ill, delusional because they just can't. Then

1022
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:11,840
Speaker 1: if they're not attracted to other women, they're not attracted

1023
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,200
Speaker 1: to you. Human nature, and you should get someone's denying

1024
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 1: scanned for colon cancer, like his body is being ravaged

1025
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: by cancer at that point, if he has no libido, like, well,

1026
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,320
Speaker 1: something is eating it and something inside him, he's depressed

1027
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: he has if he can't get it up for any

1028
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: other woman, he can't get it up for you. He's

1029
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,880
Speaker 1: probably popping viagra and there's something wrong with him. You

1030
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,480
Speaker 1: should hope that he's attracted other women. So this person said,

1031
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: don't sneak behind his back. You're going to set a

1032
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,440
Speaker 1: precedent here. Either the precedent is that he gets to

1033
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,920
Speaker 1: decide who you are allowed to talk to, or that

1034
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: he does not get to decide who you are allowed

1035
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: to talk to. I know what precedent I would want

1036
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 1: to set. I thought that was good advice. Okay, um,

1037
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: this is another one. This is from me I R. L.

1038
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: It says, which are you? And there's a person been

1039
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: opening a yogurt Okay, one of the there isn't an

1040
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 1: option for someone who doesn't want to eat the yogurt. Yogurt,

1041
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 1: but you gotta open it right Okay. They open the

1042
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: lid and there's like a little bit of stuff at

1043
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: the top on the lid. Wait, how are you getting

1044
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: yogurt open without the stuff in the lid? And talk

1045
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:27,279
Speaker 1: about licking it? Okay? Like yes, so like a tinfoil

1046
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,479
Speaker 1: tinfoil it and it's about fourth a fourth covered with yogurt, Okay,

1047
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: just at the top, you know, like a light smattering up.

1048
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: But it's a fourth, it's not the whole thing. You're

1049
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: not missing out like a spoonful you're missing like maybe

1050
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,800
Speaker 1: it's a quarter of yogurt, right, it's like this is

1051
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,840
Speaker 1: it's molden. No, forces it's yes, not like been opened

1052
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: and it's not like fruit on the bottom. It's like

1053
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 1: all one consistent. Okay, So it would be it would

1054
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: be a good lick, is my point, Like there would

1055
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: be something to be had from. So do you toss it?

1056
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: Do you toss it? Do you take your spoon and

1057
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:07,320
Speaker 1: like like scrape it off. Do you then paw it

1058
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 1: onto the yogurt cup and like kind of scrape the

1059
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: side so that its then scrapes off from the top

1060
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: into the cup? Do you know what I'm saying? Or

1061
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 1: do you straight up lick it? I toss? You toss wasted?

1062
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I bet you're also someone if like

1063
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 1: something falls off your plate at a restaurant you like

1064
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 1: won't eat it. No, I will eat that. Well, I

1065
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: don't toss it out of Oh this is it's really good,

1066
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,720
Speaker 1: you're really I've watched to eat before. No, No, it

1067
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:41,720
Speaker 1: will just like eat what she wants to eat and

1068
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: like doesn't need to eat any more than that, even

1069
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 1: if it's so delicious, Like anyone that can just like

1070
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: leave behind food that is delicious that they just that

1071
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: they just scarfed. But then they get to a point

1072
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 1: where it's just I'm if there's any power I could

1073
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: have of any of my friends talents, it would be

1074
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: I have a couple of friends that can just let

1075
00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: food sit on their plate, even if it's just a

1076
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,800
Speaker 1: perfect bite of what they were just enjoying two seconds ago.

1077
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,440
Speaker 1: Before we get your yogurt, okay, before me fall with

1078
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: this yogurt thing, what goes through your mind? You like

1079
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: you have one, like do you just feel full? Like?

1080
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 1: What is the signal that your brain gets that goes

1081
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't need to keep tasting this, okay, So I

1082
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:32,439
Speaker 1: don't think I smoked weed really when we became friends.

1083
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: But when I used to smoke weed, I would just

1084
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: inhale everything, okay, But then it just gets to a

1085
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: point where I can feel full and I just can't

1086
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 1: eat anymore. So you're already feeling to the point when

1087
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,480
Speaker 1: you because it seems like for me, I can only

1088
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: feel like a full when I've eaten one and a

1089
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,520
Speaker 1: half servings of what I should have, Like it gets

1090
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: so there wouldn't even be enough food on my plate

1091
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 1: to reach that point of like, I'm so full I

1092
00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: can't even look at food anymore. But you're feeling that

1093
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,680
Speaker 1: way before every meal I've every in with you, you

1094
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: always leave some and it's I've only noticed it because

1095
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: I envy it so much, and it's the appropriate thing.

1096
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,280
Speaker 1: Americans are being fed way too much. You should always

1097
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: be able to leave stuff behind, literally always, unless you're

1098
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:16,320
Speaker 1: ordering like a kid's meal. But even then I think

1099
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,320
Speaker 1: they overserve them. So but you do you anticipate that

1100
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,040
Speaker 1: feeling coming up soon? Or will you actually start to

1101
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 1: feel full like during a normal movie. It just gets

1102
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: to a point where my pants feel like they're going

1103
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: to burst. So whatever that is, that is when I

1104
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: have to stop. That's when that's when I start like

1105
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: scooping the food, Like when it's like before before I

1106
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 1: start wanting to vomit, I need to get it on

1107
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: your pants. I try to do it fast, yes, yes,

1108
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: before my body has time to go bitch. This is

1109
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: a mistake. Yeah, okay, So what are which one? Are

1110
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: you with the yogurt lid on you? It depends if

1111
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,240
Speaker 1: are we throwing the lid away? Is this a group yogurt?

1112
00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:02,200
Speaker 1: Is you know it's a group yogurt. What are you

1113
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: talking about? Grogert? Who is it? I was thinking of

1114
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: hummus because yogurt. Okay, no, this is a yogurt. Hmas

1115
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 1: sing no mold on it. It is no fruit on

1116
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 1: the bottom. Like, it's not a party yogurt. It is

1117
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:23,960
Speaker 1: not a yogurt you bring to the super Bowl game.

1118
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:29,760
Speaker 1: It's singles yogurt. It's a corn when you put in

1119
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 1: a corny copia, okay, yogurt. I would lick it unless

1120
01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:37,320
Speaker 1: there are people around. Then I might take this spoon

1121
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: I don't know and put it. Why no, lit, Why

1122
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,240
Speaker 1: can't you see lick because you're worried it would cut

1123
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: paper cut? That is this to lick a lid, I'm

1124
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: slicing taste and I would use a fork to scrape

1125
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: it a hard noon because I have a spoon phobia. Okay,

1126
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,240
Speaker 1: I just told you. That happens all good time with Taylor.

1127
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 1: All the time. It's like I will say something and

1128
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,240
Speaker 1: be like, wait, why can't you use the spoons? She'll

1129
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: be like, because I have a spoon, because I have

1130
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:16,040
Speaker 1: literally she Okay, you know this is the difference. You

1131
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:19,160
Speaker 1: were not okay with your phobias back then. Your friends

1132
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: now know about phobias because it's just like who you

1133
01:01:21,080 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: are and you've accepted yourself. But I think in high

1134
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,960
Speaker 1: school you were hiding it, just like Holly used to

1135
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: hide peeing her pants. Yeah, you would have come after

1136
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:29,200
Speaker 1: me with a spoon when you're mad at me? So

1137
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,080
Speaker 1: yeah I would. We would have because I came after

1138
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: you with the sock. Final thought, yes, um, so can

1139
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 1: we listen to your phobias if you don't mind. I

1140
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 1: think people would relate spoons, spit strands, uh, liquid swipes

1141
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,600
Speaker 1: when you were gay one, would you ever get like

1142
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 1: if you made your girlfriend to wet and get those strands?

1143
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 1: Would you just be like yes? Because the fingerprints has

1144
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 1: something to do with it. I don't like the fingerprint

1145
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: ridge is on smooth things, leaving lines like when okay,

1146
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:06,200
Speaker 1: if you get sauce and then you wipe it with

1147
01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 1: your finger, I would Oh my god, you must like

1148
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: fucking hate my kitchen. I don't look when people eat

1149
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 1: a lot when people eat, because if you drop it

1150
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 1: off the set and if you like use I can't

1151
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,000
Speaker 1: use the same focus someone because they put their lips

1152
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: on it and got because of spicers. But then how

1153
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,720
Speaker 1: is making out going for you. That's okay because it's

1154
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: not like that. There's no there's no smooth surface involved

1155
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: in that. It's that's the mixture of the texture. And

1156
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: then okay, okay, I listen, I've heard weirder things, and

1157
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 1: I have my own weird things, so this isn't that bad. Um,

1158
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: any others that you'd like to share. I can't even

1159
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: think anymore. Tampons, pads like I don't like some I

1160
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:49,240
Speaker 1: don't like. I look away, Like when I'm getting my

1161
01:02:49,320 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: nails done and they pull from a cotton thing and

1162
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: they have to pull it out, I look away and no, no, no, no,

1163
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: no no, I do that. UM. Trying to think there

1164
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:59,320
Speaker 1: was one recently where I was just like, oh, I

1165
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: don't need to let you're also like just like holding

1166
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:07,560
Speaker 1: like any kind of like when like the fuzz on

1167
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: my jeans right now when I bend my knee, like

1168
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 1: I could see it in like the silhouette, that fuzz.

1169
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:15,479
Speaker 1: If anyone's ever like picking up the fuzz on there,

1170
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:20,080
Speaker 1: not that one is that's a very bad one for me. Um.

1171
01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: And then oh, if people have skin on their fucking nails,

1172
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:28,280
Speaker 1: like hang nails and they don't want to bite it off.

1173
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: It's just loose and if I can buy it for

1174
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,200
Speaker 1: I literally would buy a Strangers on a plane. I

1175
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: wanted to get some mini scissors. Yes, yes, yes, yes, okay,

1176
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:42,360
Speaker 1: um yeah, that's I think. I'm all caught up on

1177
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,040
Speaker 1: my Wait do you have a one of Do you

1178
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: have a Reddit video? Yes? So a couple of weeks ago,

1179
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,240
Speaker 1: we all discovered that we wanted to be marine biologists

1180
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:58,880
Speaker 1: when we were kids kids, did you, Taylor? Basically, yeah,

1181
01:03:59,120 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to like X blow the sea and know

1182
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: all its depth. That's kind of same right now. I

1183
01:04:04,040 --> 01:04:06,640
Speaker 1: just wanted to play with Wales. You wanted to like

1184
01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: see those seas like I wanted to go in the bathosphere,

1185
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:11,120
Speaker 1: which is a thing that goes really deep to the

1186
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 1: bottom of the Marian and see like the Have you

1187
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:17,000
Speaker 1: been to the Quarium St. Louisiatte? No, Oh my god,

1188
01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 1: I've got to go. Okay, So why do we all

1189
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 1: want to be marine biologists? So besties have alerted us

1190
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: there's a meme going around on Instagram that explains why.

1191
01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,120
Speaker 1: So basically the question is why did kids born in

1192
01:04:29,160 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: the eighties all believe marine biologists was the ultimate career?

1193
01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: And someone answered this is why, and it's basically Frank

1194
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 1: Lisa Frank, but with a motorcycling child. That no, that's

1195
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: someone that like, that's the meme they made, and so

1196
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:45,720
Speaker 1: they have a little meme stamp. But the rest of

1197
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 1: it is just like yeah, all like marine Lisa Frank. God,

1198
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: she was like mushroom trips before mushroom trips. Like that

1199
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:57,959
Speaker 1: really sees my soul to see that, like it really

1200
01:04:58,040 --> 01:05:00,400
Speaker 1: does something for me. Like those those fold hers with

1201
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,840
Speaker 1: her on it, like, oh god, when you got a

1202
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 1: new folder was the best day of our whole and

1203
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: it was right before school was beginning, so it was

1204
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 1: also coinciding with the worst thing, all those glossy folders. Um.

1205
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: I went to the aquarium here in St. Louis, which

1206
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 1: is fucking awesome, only for the fact that it's kind

1207
01:05:17,520 --> 01:05:19,680
Speaker 1: of like if you have small kids, definitely go because

1208
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,200
Speaker 1: it's like good for them, But if you were just

1209
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 1: someone that's like into marine biology like and want to

1210
01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:26,080
Speaker 1: see stuff, it's not that great. No offense St. Louis,

1211
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: but like it's for kids, but there, it's really cool.

1212
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 1: There's this interactive they go like you're walking into the

1213
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:34,080
Speaker 1: place and I'm there with Poppy and Arlow and they're like,

1214
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,680
Speaker 1: the train will be here and just a second take

1215
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: you to the quarium. And I'm like, I know where

1216
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,080
Speaker 1: we are. We're at Union Station, which is an old

1217
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 1: train place, but there's no train, like but I thought

1218
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,560
Speaker 1: it would maybe be like a tram or something. So

1219
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: you wait and then you walk into a room that's

1220
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 1: like a trolley car, and then on the screen they

1221
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: take you on a ride through St. Louis and then

1222
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:56,880
Speaker 1: you go underground and underwater and John Goodman is uh

1223
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: the voice over, and he's great. He's like all the

1224
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: poor and look at St. Louis the arches over there.

1225
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 1: It's really cool. That is the coolest thing you see.

1226
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: And it's all, you know, just screen that train. But

1227
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: then yeah, Taylor was chug a chugger ahead. And then

1228
01:06:13,240 --> 01:06:16,480
Speaker 1: the coolest part of this whole thing was we were,

1229
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: you know, touching all these fish and we even went

1230
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:21,680
Speaker 1: to this fish that like swarm your hand and they

1231
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: eat off the dead skin just like so it was

1232
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:26,200
Speaker 1: so kind of creepy it almost they looked like cockroaches

1233
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: at one point. So then there was like this you know,

1234
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: little theater kind of things set up with benches in front,

1235
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 1: and there's this otter that's like cartoon otter on the

1236
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: screen that's like kind of sleeping, and there's a sign

1237
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: that said that the show starts in two minutes, and

1238
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: so you shaw countdown and I go, oh, this will

1239
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:45,200
Speaker 1: be fun, and I go, Poppy Arlo, let's go over

1240
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,960
Speaker 1: here and wait for the show to begin. So we're

1241
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: sitting there and I'm like, what do you think that is?

1242
01:06:48,960 --> 01:06:51,080
Speaker 1: What do you think that guy is? And they were like,

1243
01:06:51,440 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything, you know, because their kids, And

1244
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,680
Speaker 1: I was just like, I think it's probably it looks

1245
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: like is that like to moan from the Lion King?

1246
01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 1: It looks like the same animal because I couldn't tell

1247
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: it was an otter at first. It was very because

1248
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 1: it's like sleeping. And then this otter wakes up and

1249
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,600
Speaker 1: starts the show and he's like, I just want to

1250
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: say before you again, I am not to moan from

1251
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: the Lion King. Why am I see honor? I'm a

1252
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:15,400
Speaker 1: river like he because he can hear everything. And they

1253
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 1: to us and he's moving and as he's moving, he's

1254
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 1: talking to us and making comments and he's like and

1255
01:07:21,920 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: mom right there with their two kids, how's it going

1256
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:26,120
Speaker 1: for you today at the ground. I'm like, I'm there, aunt.

1257
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: He was like, well and okay. Like I was like,

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Speaker 1: and I'm freezing my eggs, but not even do it.

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Speaker 1: I think I just saw salmon spawn and they like

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Speaker 1: a thousand and four dollars. Robbie the river hotter, shut

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Speaker 1: your fucking mouth. And he's robbing the stations. I would

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Speaker 1: love if he just overheard me, like plotting a murder.

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Speaker 1: You know it's listening right now. We're just what we were,

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Speaker 1: just sitting in this dork room with bunches. I could

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Speaker 1: have said anything I thought. He witnesses so many creepy

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Speaker 1: things being said to kids by like uncle. It would

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Speaker 1: be a good you're not my dad though, daddy's brother's lap. Okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thanks for listening to the show. Taylor.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for being thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: I love you every time. Thanks, Annya, thank you so much, Noah,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, listeners, Thank you so much, besties.

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Speaker 1: I love you. This week, um, check me out on

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Speaker 1: Kelly clarkson Thursday and beat Bobby play on Thursday, and

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Speaker 1: then you can see me in New Haven on Friday

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Speaker 1: and New York on Saturday at the weekend, so come

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Speaker 1: to those shows. Take it still available. You can see

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Speaker 1: on you there too. It'll be so fun. Can't wait

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Speaker 1: and you're off Uncle. I've been trying