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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.

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Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all baby.

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Speaker 5: Back a million bus boz.

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Speaker 2: Yeah listening to show.

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Speaker 7: They have.

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Speaker 6: You gotta do that.

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Speaker 4: Turn love you. You gotta turning.

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Speaker 3: To turn the mouth.

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Speaker 5: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out

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Speaker 5: the water, the water up looking.

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Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.

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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show,

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Speaker 8: just trying to give God some back, just some back

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Speaker 8: of what even gave me, just a portion, you know.

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Speaker 8: Just I'm just trying, man to to show some type

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Speaker 8: of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just trying to, man,

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Speaker 8: just just get it right sometimes, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 8: I mean, man, you just can't do what you want

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Speaker 8: to do and just live wrong all the time. Man,

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Speaker 8: you gotta at one point in time, Steve, come home. Man,

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Speaker 8: come on, man, you could do better. I know you can,

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Speaker 8: you know saying, and you know what I had to do.

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Speaker 8: I had to stop saying. I'm gonna try to do better.

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Speaker 8: And I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going

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Speaker 8: to do better. You know, trying is just to put

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Speaker 8: forth in effing and if it don't work, well okay.

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Speaker 8: But if you make up in your mind that I'm

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Speaker 8: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting

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Speaker 8: it done is the only thing that matters. See, it's

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Speaker 8: the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to

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Speaker 8: win the game, or we're gonna go out here to

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Speaker 8: win the game. Now, trying to win the game means

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Speaker 8: that you could lose. But when you got in your

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Speaker 8: mind made up, most athletes will tell you that they

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Speaker 8: go out there with the full intent and purpose of

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Speaker 8: winning and winning only see they don't put the second

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Speaker 8: place finish on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

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Speaker 2: Second place don't get you there. You you got to win.

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Speaker 8: And now take it out of the scope of athletics,

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Speaker 8: but keep it in that type of analogy in life. Man,

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Speaker 8: you just want to you want to win in life,

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Speaker 8: don't you. I mean, at the end of the day,

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Speaker 8: don't you want to be on the cover of Sports

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Speaker 8: Illustrated of life?

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Speaker 2: Don't you want to be recognized for your hard work?

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Speaker 8: Don't you want you know to be recognized within the

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Speaker 8: bonus structure down at your job. Don't you want to

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Speaker 8: have your plaque up on the wall down at your job?

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Speaker 8: I mean most people do. Some people could care less.

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Speaker 8: Some people don't care about looking good or being their best.

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Speaker 2: And that's cool.

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Speaker 8: But I ain't talking to them though. I'm talking to you.

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Speaker 8: I'm talking to those of you who want to be

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Speaker 8: the best you can be. You know, people kill me

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Speaker 8: when they getting mad at people and he Brown knows

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Speaker 8: and he all up on the employee of the month man,

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Speaker 8: the dude doing his job to the best of his ability,

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Speaker 8: and he getting recognized for it? What they got to

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Speaker 8: do with all that you're talking about? Because you ain't

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Speaker 8: up there. There's amazing, man, how people describe other people's success.

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Speaker 8: He's so lucky, lucky? Hey man, don't they kind of

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Speaker 8: get you a little bit when people call you lucky? Well,

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Speaker 8: let me tell you what luck really is, y'all. Lucky

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Speaker 8: is when hard work bumps up into opportunity. Some people

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Speaker 8: call that luck. But hold on, let's think about this.

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Speaker 8: If you wasn't working hard, an opportunity presented itself, what

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Speaker 8: would you call that? But see, when you've been working hard,

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Speaker 8: and opportunity presents itself and it bumps up in each other.

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Speaker 8: Now people want to call that luck, but hold up here,

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Speaker 8: got to park though to day, ain't paying no attention

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Speaker 8: to Yeah, that opportunity came by, But if you had

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Speaker 8: ran up in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir,

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Speaker 8: it's not luck, it's work. It is work because as

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Speaker 8: a scripture that said, faith without works is dead. But

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Speaker 8: my mama was a Sunday school teacher. She taught me enough.

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Speaker 8: Though Now I know different between right and wrong, just

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Speaker 8: like you do. You ain't got to you know. It

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Speaker 8: kills me when people write a strawberry letter?

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Speaker 2: Am I wrong for this?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 9: Good?

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Speaker 2: Well look at this? Read your letter? Are you wrong

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Speaker 2: for this? You know you're wrong?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 2: You don't need else to be telling me?

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Speaker 9: You know?

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Speaker 8: But I'm gonna do this anyway. Well else, hee, Go ahead, though,

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Speaker 8: do what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,

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Speaker 8: here's the best advice I can give you. And this

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Speaker 8: is what I really came to talk about this morning,

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Speaker 8: but I got sidetracked because I listened get out of

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Speaker 8: your own way? So many of us are blocking our

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Speaker 8: home blessings. We just in our own way. We are

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Speaker 8: in our own way. And one of the most dangerous

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Speaker 8: ways you can get in your way is to do

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Speaker 8: it your way, to get it figured your way, and

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Speaker 8: to lock in on your way. And this the way

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Speaker 8: it's got to go. Do you know how many people

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Speaker 8: are blocking their blessing? Do you know how long I

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Speaker 8: block mind? With that mindset right there? Look, because this

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Speaker 8: the way you do it, You think that makes it

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Speaker 8: the right way? You think jazz, cause you don the

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Speaker 8: thought on it long and hard, and that's what you

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Speaker 8: really want. Do you really think that your way is

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Speaker 8: the right way or could that be a better way?

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Speaker 2: See?

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Speaker 8: Until I started listening to God and started paying attention

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Speaker 8: to his way, man, I was spinning my wheels. Man,

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Speaker 8: I was out here so determined this how I was

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Speaker 8: gonna do it. But you know I had to learn

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Speaker 8: how to get out of my own way because just

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Speaker 8: because I could do it my way didn't mean it

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Speaker 8: was the right way. I had to get out of

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Speaker 8: my own way. Just get out your way, man, Now,

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Speaker 8: what what does that mean? That means, see, set your goals,

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Speaker 8: That means have your dreams I'm saying, set your goals. Man,

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Speaker 8: I ain't saying don't set goals.

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Speaker 2: Listen to me.

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Speaker 8: Set your goals. What is it you want to happen?

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Speaker 8: What is it you like to have, What is it

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Speaker 8: you like to be? What do you aspire to? Set

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Speaker 8: your goals and set your dreams. Now take your goals

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Speaker 8: and your dreams to God and ask God to show

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Speaker 8: you how. Man, you can save yourself a lot of pain.

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Speaker 8: Listen to somebody who did it his way for so long.

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Speaker 2: And when I.

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Speaker 8: Finally got out of my way, out of my own way.

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Speaker 8: When you've heard old people say, let go and let God,

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Speaker 8: you've heard them say that I didn't. I didn't get it,

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Speaker 8: but I got it. Now let go and let God.

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Speaker 8: And it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you

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Speaker 8: may not get it now. It took me a bunch

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Speaker 8: of years to get it too. But when I took

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Speaker 8: and I said, God, this is what I hope for,

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Speaker 8: this is what I aspired to, this is what I

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Speaker 8: want to be, this is why I would love to

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Speaker 2: Then I said, help me show me how. Point me

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Speaker 2: in the right direction. Let me.

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Speaker 8: Follow your footsteps, guide me, and give me a spirit

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Speaker 8: of discernment. Show me who wrong? Because I meet people

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Speaker 8: every day. Ain't up to no good with me every

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Speaker 8: single day. Oh man, man, I can't believe I wonunap

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Speaker 8: in to you. Man, the Lord told me something was

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Speaker 8: gonna happen to me today. Well, see, I talked to

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Speaker 8: him every day. He did not mention you to me.

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Speaker 8: He ain't said nothing to me. He didn't tell me

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Speaker 8: what was gonna happen in mine. Now I don't mean

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Speaker 8: it can't happen because I'm open to it. So really, man,

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Speaker 8: I'm proud, and please know I'm listening as well as

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Speaker 8: I've ever listened before. But get yourself together, though, see

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Speaker 8: know your goals and your dream and then let God

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Speaker 8: show you how to do it.

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Speaker 4: He'll do it.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 8: It's so important everybody, that you get focused, that you

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Speaker 8: aim for something, that you dream of something, that you

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Speaker 8: aspire to something. But it's the most the best thing

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Speaker 8: you can do. After you do all that, Man, get

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Speaker 8: God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,

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Speaker 8: why would you not what you got to lose. You

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Speaker 8: ain't got to go down there and make no big

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Speaker 8: flip over and throw money in the ad.

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Speaker 2: You ain't got to do that.

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Speaker 8: This you and God, man, This you and God. You

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Speaker 8: know you got to serve and praise him the way

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Speaker 8: you do it. You gotta let nobody else tell you

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Speaker 8: how it's done. It's a personal relationship. People kill me

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Speaker 8: if you don't do it this way. If you don't

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Speaker 8: come here to this church and you don't run around

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Speaker 8: you don't, Hey, man, you better go have a relationship

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Speaker 2: See what that's about, you understand? Or nobody throw you

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Speaker 2: off with all that? All right? All right, y'all talk

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Speaker 2: to him. He love to hear from you. Today.

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 3: Morning show.

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Speaker 2: Once two one, two three. I got it? Eh, what

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Speaker 2: is I got it? Anything you want? I got it,

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Speaker 2: get record, I got it, made it up myself. I

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Speaker 2: got it. You know what I'm talking about? Got it?

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Speaker 2: Said with me with you, I got it. Black people

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Speaker 2: know they got it. Yeap. Have you ever been to

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Speaker 2: a lounge and you.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, because it ain't a good song and you want

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Speaker 8: the people that's doing it to stop.

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Speaker 2: But they done wrote it and they think it's hot

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Speaker 2: and they just doing it.

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Speaker 11: Like been to a like like a holiday inn lounge, John,

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Speaker 11: you know the hotel.

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Speaker 2: Lounges are done. You do know that. Oh well that's

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Speaker 2: the last time I was. Yeah, and they don't have

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Speaker 2: the hotel.

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Speaker 8: You're trying to tell me they don't have entertainment and

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Speaker 8: hotels no more.

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Speaker 3: No, they don't know.

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Speaker 2: New York Man Park the park, the park, hotel.

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Speaker 3: Okay, small bars and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you do know that. There's like I don't know

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Speaker 2: if I'm telling you, but I haven't seen a ramata

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Speaker 2: in a long time. Yeah, those are gone.

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Speaker 6: The Howard.

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Speaker 8: Howard is still around, and the Howard John No, no,

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Speaker 8: red roofs still around. Nights In is still around, days

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Speaker 8: In is still.

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Speaker 3: Around, Hotel six is still still around.

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Speaker 2: So we done blew up and just ain't stayed there.

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Speaker 2: Is that what happened?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 9: No, no, no, you.

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Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,

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Speaker 1: we'll hear from a nephew. Is he runs that prank

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Speaker 9: What you got for his nep I got that Media

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Speaker 2: It ain't one.

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Speaker 9: I ain't missed the pastor. Yeah one want one. They

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Speaker 2: My office.

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Speaker 9: This right here is Media Ministry cat Dog. Give you

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Speaker 9: hold Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dre.

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Speaker 2: Andre.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this is Andre.

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Speaker 9: Hey, Dre. You the person that runs the media at

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I worked with the church.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how long you been at the church, man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, listen. My name Doug Man. Doug newsom and

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Speaker 9: I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been coming

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Speaker 9: because my cousin, you know, my uh, my cousin them

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Speaker 9: My cousin I got. I got one cousin that's in

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I I know the tree. You ain't a

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Speaker 9: No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 9: I'm calling you because I got a bit of an

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Speaker 9: that's that's you. Okay, So, uh, man, I don't know

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Speaker 9: why when she get up to sing that the mic

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, what this don't make no sense, you know.

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Speaker 7: So man, it's not like I'm timing it.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 7: I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church.

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Speaker 7: You know, we just got to work for what we got.

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Speaker 10: I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to

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Speaker 2: But see, but see that's see that's my problem though.

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Speaker 9: The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single

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Speaker 9: problem I'm having. Like, okay, so every time Latrice get

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Speaker 9: I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't hear my

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Speaker 9: you know, on some real man the man stuff, Just

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Speaker 9: letting you know, brouh I'm coming to church again this Sunday.

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Speaker 9: I'm coming if Latrice might go out again, somebody gonna get.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna bring that into your church. I told you, man,

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Speaker 7: it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.

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Speaker 9: Okay, what I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is

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Speaker 7: You calling threatening the member of the church.

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Speaker 8: Man.

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Speaker 7: Like I said, I ain't got nothing to do with it.

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Speaker 10: I try to keep everything running cool, you know, I

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Speaker 10: holy quitmen. I'd love for you to be a member

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Speaker 7: With us, but I can't. I mean, why you calling

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Speaker 9: Hey, bro, because because I came up there three times?

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Speaker 9: Three times I came up there to see my cousin saying.

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Speaker 9: You know, my cousin is saying. Since we was kids,

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Speaker 9: we all love to hear hers saying. We love her voice,

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Speaker 9: you know, we you know, we grew up listening to

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Speaker 9: though I say it twice already.

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Speaker 2: I'm coming up there Sunday if Latrees might go.

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Speaker 7: Out, bro let me just cut you off real quick.

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Speaker 7: Ain't no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop.

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Speaker 7: Nobody's man, that just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,

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Speaker 7: it's a glitch.

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Speaker 10: But you ain't coming up to the church talking all

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 9: So I see where we at now, So so let

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Speaker 9: say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,

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Speaker 9: I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice

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Speaker 9: I'm whooping yo, if the damn might go.

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Speaker 10: Okay, First off, I ain't nobody whooping my especially no

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Speaker 2: Okay, what what what makes you think you can't get

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Speaker 7: And dra what makes me you over here threatening somebody

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Speaker 9: You know what, matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,

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Speaker 9: I can just come on over that in come on over.

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Speaker 7: There, man, Why don't you come over right now? I'm

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Speaker 2: Oh so you're at the church right now.

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Speaker 7: I'm at the church rying now right now. If you

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Speaker 9: Hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go to the

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Speaker 9: church down No, no, tell them we're goin to roll

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Speaker 9: up there to this damn church. Okay, come on, call

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Speaker 9: all up, Call all up. Now you're finna get yours

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Speaker 9: So all this littos you cool. You're finna have eight

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Speaker 7: Now talking on this.

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Speaker 10: So Dougie, you could bring Johnny, you could bring Billy,

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Speaker 10: you can bring whoever you want.

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Speaker 7: But it ain't gonna.

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Speaker 2: Happen, Okay, okay, cool in real.

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Speaker 10: Talk, doug you done call me talking to all this book.

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Speaker 10: How you're about to come up here and woo my

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Speaker 7: And now you're wanna come up here talking all that shit.

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Speaker 7: You're gonna bring it because and you've gotten your house.

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Speaker 7: If you want to do this, man, come up here,

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Speaker 7: Let's do it one on one.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh oh you scared or something.

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Speaker 7: Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?

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Speaker 10: Now you want to bring up every disciple you know?

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Speaker 7: Man, you don't what brings whoever you want. Just don't

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here.

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be

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Speaker 2: Fool with you. I'm telling you that right now.

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Speaker 7: Who is Tommy?

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Speaker 2: So you don't know Tommy?

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Speaker 7: Nah, I don't know Tommy.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Show.

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Speaker 7: Are you kidding this number?

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Speaker 2: Hey man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call.

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Speaker 7: You might.

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Speaker 2: In fact, the whole choir is in on this and

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Speaker 7: Now you got me, Donna turn it up. On the radio. Man,

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Speaker 7: Now I gotta go ask and forgiven that smack I

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Speaker 9: Okay, man, I got to ask you this, drake, what

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Speaker 9: is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show

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Speaker 7: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you're

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Speaker 10: I turn that.

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Speaker 2: You can thank me later. I'll be back on another hour.

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Speaker 2: It's some more.

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Speaker 1: Welcome stupid to thank you of. Coming up next. It

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Speaker 1: is ask the Colo. Our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: is in the building and he's waiting. You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Morning Show time. Now forere ask the CLO. Listen if

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Speaker 1: you need advice from the CLO or the Cloe, as

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Speaker 1: Tommy calls him, the chief Love Officer. Yeah, submit your

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Speaker 1: questions to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Steve Harvey in

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Speaker 1: the building. Are you ready, sir? Stay all right? This

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Speaker 1: one is from Kendrick in Atlanta. No, not Kendrick lamar Well.

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Speaker 1: Kendrick says, I've been in a great relationship for three

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Speaker 1: a great sex life. Her twenty six year old daughter

441
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:43,120
Speaker 1: is the spitting image of her, but a lot more freaky.

442
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it, and she got me

443
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: caught up in a situation that I want to stop,

444
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,720
Speaker 1: but I can't. We've been having wild and crazy sex

445
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:58,960
Speaker 1: in her mama's house whenever we can. It was fun

446
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 1: at first, but it's exhausting now and I don't want

447
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,120
Speaker 1: to get caught. I had a talk with the daughter

448
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: and it ended up in an oral exchange. Needed to

449
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,200
Speaker 1: avoid her altogether. What can I do?

450
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:13,920
Speaker 2: Great? And then you do?

451
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:14,280
Speaker 9: Dog?

452
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,520
Speaker 8: This old will figure. If you don't end this immediately,

453
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 8: it's gonna come to the light. It's probably gonna come

454
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 8: to the light anyway. Somebody gonna.

455
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 9: Know this.

456
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 2: This This is a no win.

457
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,480
Speaker 8: Situation, sir, especially if you're crazy about the mama. But

458
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 8: if you was crazy about the mama, you would be

459
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 8: doing it with her daughter. So and do it all

460
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 8: the way out, you know, just do it, Yeah, go

461
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 8: go ahead, follow Tommy's dumb ass advice and just going.

462
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,520
Speaker 2: To ride it all the way out and then pay

463
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,440
Speaker 2: it literally, ride it sexual way out of it, you know,

464
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 2: or sexual way further and somebody gonna end up pregnant.

465
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 1: Oh I hope not for mama. Okay Kendall and omaha,

466
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,560
Speaker 1: uh wow, omaha, that's the first can. Jill says, I'm

467
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 1: twenty five years old and I think my best friend

468
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 1: may be a racist. We've been friends since seventh grade

469
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 1: and we are roommates. Her twenty seven year old brother

470
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 1: is so fine and he's always been flirting with me,

471
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 1: So we finally hooked up. The sex was amazing, and

472
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: he told me I should break the news to his sister.

473
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,199
Speaker 1: I told her that her brother and I hooked up.

474
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 1: She told me there's just no way her brother would

475
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,000
Speaker 1: date me, and he could do much better. She stopped

476
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,920
Speaker 1: talking to me after that. Is she grossed out because

477
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 1: I hooked up with her brother or is she mad

478
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: because I'm black and he's white?

479
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 7: Wow?

480
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 2: Both of them.

481
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 8: Either way, she don't think much of you. She said,

482
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,480
Speaker 8: he could do better. Now you can relate that to

483
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 8: your color or your character as a person.

484
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 2: Wow.

485
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,159
Speaker 8: Either way, it's the same if a person don't like

486
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,000
Speaker 8: you to character your person, or don't like you because

487
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 8: of color of your skin.

488
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 2: Either way, she threw with you because you just slept

489
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 2: with her brother roommates. You know she threw with you.

490
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 2: She don't see you as right for her brother. Is

491
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: she a racist? Possible?

492
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 8: Very possible. But you know she don't want you with

493
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 8: a brother regardless. Now you can also look at it

494
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:18,920
Speaker 8: like this. Most women who have a brother don't thank

495
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 8: nobody good enough for their brother, really, right, right, they

496
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,320
Speaker 8: get real protected.

497
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: So it could be just that, you know, and so

498
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 2: now you know he say break the news to a

499
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 2: gold and teller. You told her? Yeah, Now you find

500
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 2: out how she feel about you. Now does that stop

501
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 2: you from seeing him? That's up to you. Might run

502
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 2: into something else when you go over there and tell

503
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 2: her daddy.

504
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: That though, and their roommates, Steve, don't forget that part.

505
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 2: If she is racist, she didn't get it by herself. Hello,

506
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 2: see you at the dinner Sunday. Guess who's coming to dinner?

507
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 6: Right? All right?

508
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Moving on, Jad's don't wear not on

509
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: your head?

510
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 9: Huh?

511
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 2: Don't don't go in the house with nothing on your head.

512
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like what re ignhing like that?

513
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: You know?

514
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right after dinner you're dead.

515
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 1: I didn't happen, all right, We're moving me real you

516
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: you help?

517
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:25,679
Speaker 7: Uh?

518
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 1: J D is an iHeartRadio app listener. J D says,

519
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,440
Speaker 1: back in August of twenty fifteen, I met a young

520
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:35,200
Speaker 1: lady on a dating app. After going to dinner and

521
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: hitting it off, she asked me how I felt about children.

522
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: In turn, she told me she was four months pregnant.

523
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: I didn't care, and we dated for almost two years.

524
00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:47,000
Speaker 1: I helped her take care of the child that I

525
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: have no biological ties to. The first chance she got,

526
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: she went right back to her child's father. It's been

527
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: years and I would still take her back if she

528
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: came back to me. I dreamed of marrying her and

529
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 1: having a family. I feel used and confused. How did

530
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: I mess this up? Where did I go wrong?

531
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 8: She did what she wanted to do. This ain't your fault.

532
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 8: You can't blame yourself for this woman going back to

533
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 8: her ex and all like this here. You can't blame

534
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,480
Speaker 8: yourself for that. It's just like women who always want

535
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 8: to find something wrong with them when they do go

536
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:22,719
Speaker 8: off and do something stupid.

537
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 2: It ain't your fault.

538
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 6: She did this.

539
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: This ain't you you, And don't take her.

540
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 8: Back because she can have another episode just going about

541
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 8: your business man. You can meet anybody, have family with.

542
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 8: That's what you want, not just anybody. You can find

543
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 8: somebody to treat you right, love you and all this

544
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 8: and let her go.

545
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: Man advice, that's the best advice you could give her.

546
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 8: That the hell of a conversation you had at four

547
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 8: months pregnant too, So yeah, I don't know how you

548
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 8: work your way through that.

549
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 1: But oh wow, And he was a baby's father for

550
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: two years, not no more? All right, well, why why

551
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: do we have a little time less? It was the

552
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 1: baby's daddy for two years? Yeah, yeah, he's not five?

553
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 1: Ye all right, Well while we have a little more time, Steve,

554
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 1: if you and Junior want.

555
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 8: To get back into your music, jun name named the

556
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 8: coldest artist you can and our topic.

557
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 12: You already know, I'm going Jones.

558
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 2: Why why would you ask Way the Fire? That's a

559
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 2: band right now? Yeah, that's a whole what we was too.

560
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 2: That was your best group. That's my group. You gotta

561
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 2: know we had Tony Tony Tony. Yeah, Common Doors.

562
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 3: Shut that down.

563
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,320
Speaker 2: You know I was playing with you. Come on, come on,

564
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 2: all right, uh let me go Kidred Family, So I

565
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:48,320
Speaker 2: love it.

566
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 1: That ain't even the same all right. Look that is

567
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: you're listening morning show.

568
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 5: This is when you realize you're not good at cheating,

569
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 5: and it's when you get caught. As soon as you

570
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 5: get caught. I'm not always well. I wasn't good at

571
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 5: at it this time. I've never been good at it.

572
00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 5: But just this one time, I'm at my place. You know,

573
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,199
Speaker 5: got my little place is all.

574
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 7: You know.

575
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 3: I've got fake for all on the couch and everything,

576
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 3: got my little got, my.

577
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 5: Little pictures on the wall, my seat, my albums, you know,

578
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 5: the album got the albums on the wall.

579
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 3: Man, I'm sitting there chit chatting.

580
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 9: You know.

581
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 5: We we listen some loofer. Loofer, We listen some loofer.

582
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,240
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, a brick comes through the window.

583
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 3: Right, God.

584
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: Right, like this is normal with.

585
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 5: It didn't have a note on it, so I had

586
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 5: no hood. It didn't have normal Somebody throw a brick

587
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 5: through your windows and on it. And it was a

588
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 5: nice side brick, right, not a rock. I didn't say

589
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 5: a rock.

590
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 3: It was a brick. I'm gonna tell you. Nothing changes

591
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 3: the mood in a room like a brick coming through

592
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 3: your window.

593
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 5: Was sexty for albums and all that forget all that right,

594
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 5: you hear outside, I still didn't know who was ray A.

595
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 6: Last.

596
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 3: You ain't gonna bot that on. You still hear the

597
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 3: rude number one?

598
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 5: Never go outside, You never go outside, and it killed

599
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 5: not on it. You don't go outside. But it changed

600
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 5: the mood of inside. So I couldn't go outside, and

601
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 5: I had nothing inside because what was inside. No, I

602
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 5: wasn't naked and I wasn't naked, but what was inside left? Oh,

603
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 5: so she left because that changed the mood right there.

604
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 5: When you hit, when you hit, when you see a brick,

605
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 5: and then you don't outside.

606
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: But when you southbrog you had no idea.

607
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,440
Speaker 3: Through the break, but the move was changed. So that

608
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 3: was that's my confession.

609
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 13: Yeah, I might We're gonna tell you all this, Jesus.

610
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 13: Something happen back in college, and I lied to the fellas.

611
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 13: You know how you your boy got a girl and

612
00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 13: then she got the friend, and then you know they

613
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 13: want you to talk to the friend. Well she she

614
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 13: wasn't attractive at all. Now I told him I didn't

615
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 13: do nothing with the girl, and I did, and I

616
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 13: actually did.

617
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 6: I we did.

618
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 2: I did it.

619
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: I took one for the league not to tell, took

620
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: for the league.

621
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 5: Telling you.

622
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 13: It was the most craziest thing because she had this

623
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 13: thing was she just kept looking at me like say something,

624
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 13: give me some encouragement.

625
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: How am I doing?

626
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 13: Just keep looking at me, no eyes wide open and

627
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 13: his breathing in this room just like I think, and

628
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 13: my part like, man, did you do that?

629
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 12: I ain't do nothing.

630
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: I want about it to know you did it? But

631
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: I did it.

632
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: I did told you know she I know she was

633
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: speaking she hit but dog, it was like.

634
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 12: She kept breathing that.

635
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,480
Speaker 1: I said, say something, looking at me.

636
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 4: The whole time.

637
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, she told every I was just.

638
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 10: A z man.

639
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 2: I did it, dog Man, I did mine. Ain't that

640
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 2: bad man? I was young man. I talk about twenty

641
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: two and so I started dating this girl that worked

642
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 2: at Ford h bad mom, sad, bad money. I didn't think, so.

643
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 4: You didn't care.

644
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 8: I probably about twenty one one. So I finally took

645
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 8: a long time, got her to go out to dinner

646
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 8: with you. Went to this restaurant up on Northfield by

647
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 8: the horse track called brown Derby. So we walk into

648
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 8: brown Derby. I got my little pr Cardine suit on everything.

649
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 8: We sit down at the table. I'm sitting there there

650
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 8: a big thick knot. I'm a little fro and everything.

651
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 8: You know how you feel somebody standing yea. And it

652
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 8: was kind of dimly lit in there. So when my

653
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 8: eyes adjusted, I look and.

654
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 14: The other girl I'm dating is in there with her mama,

655
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 14: and she just staring at me.

656
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: Look at you.

657
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 8: I'm talking about man on side my head, her mama

658
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 8: back to me.

659
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 2: Now i'd have been over the house.

660
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:59,959
Speaker 1: Man, was this your girl?

661
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 2: Thirty times.

662
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:03,680
Speaker 9: That you?

663
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was your girlfriend.

664
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's staring at me. So I picked her out

665
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Speaker 8: through the look across through these little vase with the

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Speaker 8: flowers in it. You just thought I was in the

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Speaker 8: jungle somewhere. I looked around and made our contact. I

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Speaker 8: jerked my head so I wouldn't look at her no moment,

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Speaker 8: I said there.

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Speaker 2: Man, I didn't know what to do. Man, I'm young.

671
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Speaker 2: I'm trying to work this out right, So I said, man,

672
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Speaker 2: I gotta do something. So I got up. She looked

673
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Speaker 2: dead at me.

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Speaker 8: As soon as I got up and walked towards the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Here she come.

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Speaker 10: Wow.

677
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Speaker 8: So when I got ready to make the left to

678
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Speaker 8: turn into the bathroom, I just kind of peeked back

679
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Speaker 8: to see if she was there with a mama. She

680
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 8: was halfway across the restaurant, so I ain't make the left,

681
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Speaker 8: went straight on out.

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Speaker 4: Now my car.

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Speaker 8: I parked a long way from the rest because the

684
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Speaker 8: restaurant was crowded, so I'm on the other end. So

685
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Speaker 8: I walked out the restaurant and just walked to the

686
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Speaker 8: corner and cross the street.

687
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Speaker 2: All out here, stay stay like I ain't here.

688
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Speaker 4: Get in here.

689
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Speaker 2: You didn't here. I walked off. Now, guess what I did? Okay,

690
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 2: what did you think? I went back and get the car.

691
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Speaker 1: He was home. You're listening Morning show time now for

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Speaker 1: a round of would you rather? All right, guys, here

693
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Speaker 1: we go. Would you rather work four day weeks or

694
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 1: work two months on and one month off? Hey, and

695
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: be thinking about that?

696
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, I will two months own, one

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00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 2: month off.

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00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah.

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Speaker 2: Your work week. I've been doing the four day weeks.

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Speaker 2: I better do that. That one month off, I'm gonna

701
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 2: forget I'm working. I got it. Yeah, two months own,

702
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:26,799
Speaker 2: one month off, like that all day because you went

703
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 2: in Vegas for thirty days. All right?

704
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner

705
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: or one night stand with your celebrity crush. Ay, oh,

706
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: a lot of silence, just a.

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00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 2: I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner

709
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: or would you rather have one night stand with your

710
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: celebrity crush?

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00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 10: What?

712
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't get your partner?

713
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 9: No more?

714
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:04,879
Speaker 2: Both of them?

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00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah you cannot.

716
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Speaker 2: I'm taking the What the hell I'm gonna take a hell?

717
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 4: Why are you down? Upset about it?

718
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: Gone over here where I've been. Just tell Helen once again?

719
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Speaker 8: Now you know the real shaka for you when you

720
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 8: discover Helle don't want you.

721
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Speaker 2: I sure wish I could arrange that she don't want

722
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 2: she don't want the one nice stand right? All the

723
00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 2: ten years to you?

724
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 4: All right? Would you rather be.

725
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 1: In jail for five years or being a coma for

726
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 1: a decade? Jail for five or a coma for ten?

727
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: No, I'm going do this jail. I'm gonna take the jail.

728
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 8: Really hell, yeah, we get it. I'm gonna take that.

729
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 8: Come and give me some rest coma when you come out.

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Speaker 2: That can you? And I can't tell you how poor

731
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,439
Speaker 2: you like people?

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Speaker 12: Just come here and visit me when I'm in the hospital.

733
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: You know what you're gonna wait? You know what you're

734
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 2: gonna look like a beard.

735
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: How long will this beard be?

736
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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: No, you would rather go to jail.

738
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Speaker 12: Jail.

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00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: I can't do that jail. There'll be in a coma

740
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 2: for ten. I'm laying up here.

741
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Speaker 3: That ain't I done?

742
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 2: Missed everything? I'm hilarious in jail. Dog, I'll give me

743
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Speaker 2: some dog. I get some groups together in prison. And

744
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,320
Speaker 2: what no meal with you?

745
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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of would you rather you're listening?

747
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: Hard Morning Show? All right, guys, it is time for

748
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Let's go, Jay Anthony, who Wow?

749
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,400
Speaker 3: Give us three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin

750
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 3: the wheel, where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian,

751
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 3: Junior's comedian, Times comedian. Steve's a comedian. We can make

752
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 3: it funny. Watch this, do it?

753
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:19,920
Speaker 9: Do it?

754
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 4: All right, here we go.

755
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: Things you might say to a bad cook, that's number one.

756
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: Number two. Things you say to people who look like

757
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: they lost a fight. Three things you say when you

758
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: want people to leave your house one and the last one.

759
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: Things you say to people that you don't want to

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Speaker 1: hang out with.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Spuna, chest I like the last.

762
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Speaker 1: I know you like that?

763
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Speaker 2: Jack Wow.

764
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Speaker 1: Things you say to people who look like they lost

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Speaker 1: a fight. All right, let you get a cracking guy.

766
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 3: You won the fight, dude, you got bite manch over

767
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 3: your body.

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00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, here go on this stage.

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Speaker 13: You say, when he says, somebody who looks like they

770
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 13: lost the bike, Hey, man, don't worry. Your girl gonna

771
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 13: get him. Don't worry about that. Your girls gonna warm

772
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 13: him up. Don't even worry about I see you trying though,

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Speaker 13: he he.

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Speaker 2: He Hey, hey dog, did you h did you move

775
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Speaker 2: your ear to the back of your head? I mean,

776
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Speaker 2: are you trying to hear from behind? What things you

777
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 2: say when you when you.

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Speaker 1: People who look like they lost the.

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Speaker 9: Dog?

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Speaker 2: Don look at me where your eyebrown.

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Speaker 6: Dog?

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Speaker 2: Your eyebrown man? That's that's that ass whooping right there.

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Speaker 5: You dude, you're not gonna fool me. A peak guy

784
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Speaker 5: is supposed to be pink. A black guy is black.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 13: Then you say the people look like lost the fight.

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Speaker 13: Hey man, your son called me, he say, he gonna

788
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Speaker 13: stay with him.

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Speaker 2: He man, you know I get it. Dog, Now listen,

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Speaker 2: listen on the rial.

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Speaker 9: Though, if he wouldn't have had that stick, it would

792
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Speaker 9: have came out different. It really would have I see

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Speaker 9: what's happening. It was stick really called the old shot.

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Speaker 9: You understand, I got it, man, it was just stick man.

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Speaker 8: Things you say to people who look like they lost

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Speaker 8: the fight, No, man, I ain't going back up there

797
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Speaker 8: with you.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 11: No, I ain't going back up.

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Speaker 9: There with you.

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Speaker 2: Man, that dude alone.

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00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 5: Did you say the people who look like they lost

803
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 5: the fight? I don't know how you tell you this,

804
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 5: but that little boy had skills, man, I'm serious.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, But.

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Speaker 12: Things you say to people who look like they lost

807
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Speaker 12: a fight?

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00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 1: Hey, man, did you know it was a fight? You

809
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: just taking the punches?

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00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 2: Did you know y'all was fighting? Didn't just say the

811
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Speaker 2: people that just lost the fight?

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00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 10: Hey?

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00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 2: Now, why you why you just standing there while he

814
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: was whooping on? Why?

815
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Speaker 7: I mean?

816
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 2: Was that a strategy?

817
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 7: What was that?

818
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 8: I didn't understand that for strategy. Things you say to

819
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,399
Speaker 8: people who look like they lost the fight.

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Speaker 2: Chris said it was a tie.

821
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Speaker 5: Okay, clearly, stop I'm saying that you say to people

822
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 5: when you look like you love. But oh now you

823
00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 5: want to cuss me out? Okay?

824
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 13: Oh man, Hey Jay, I'm gonna stay right in that

825
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,880
Speaker 13: same lane when they start raising their voice at you

826
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Speaker 13: because they lost the fire.

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Speaker 2: Where was all that vigor when he was whooping your hand.

828
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Speaker 12: When he was finging?

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, close it out. Things you

830
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: say to people who look like they lost a fight.

831
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Speaker 2: I love you, man, but the best thing I can

832
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: do I'm gonna pray. Once we get to pray, it's

833
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 2: you know him, hell he go home.

834
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Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up by the top of

835
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Speaker 1: the hour. Guys, it's my strawberry letter for today. Uh.

836
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Speaker 1: The subject this is a good one. The subject is

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Speaker 1: my children's mama or my sugar mama. Okay, figure that

838
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 1: one out. Okay, but right now the nephew is in

839
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone. Call what you got

840
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: for its nest?

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00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 4: God, I'm gonna be sto.

842
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 2: We know, welcome to the stupid you. Oh man, what

843
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Speaker 2: is it?

844
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 7: Man?

845
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 2: Let me tell yourself.

846
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Speaker 9: Man, if you got seat bell, put it on, you know,

847
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,520
Speaker 9: if you if you I don't know, see what else

848
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 9: can you put all under the seat belt?

849
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Speaker 2: Seat bell?

850
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Speaker 9: Uh?

851
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 2: If your kids got a car seat in the back,

852
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 2: you know, locked aaty and make this like all lady

853
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 2: in there. Okay, uncle Steve, this right here Raymond in

854
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 2: the closet me.

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Speaker 1: All time, Raymond, greatest in them.

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00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 2: Frank, uh you gonna miss you kill alright, let's go

857
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 2: catch up.

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00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, Hey, who the can you hear me here? Badly?

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00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 6: Hoo the this Raymond? Now speak up? I can't hear you.

860
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 9: Who this is?

861
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,280
Speaker 12: Raymond?

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00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 6: Matt speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this?

863
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 12: Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother?

864
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 6: Yes, what's up? What's up?

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Speaker 8: Man?

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00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 6: What's up?

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Speaker 12: Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.

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Speaker 6: I'm in the hold on, holdo, holdo, man, damn, I

869
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 6: badly can hear what you're saying. Somebody know what?

870
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Speaker 12: Somebody be broken the house?

871
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 6: Why they hear you whispering?

872
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 12: Because they in the house right now.

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Speaker 6: I'm a minute, wait a minute. You're saying something and

874
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 6: have broken the house and they still in there.

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Speaker 12: Somebody I'm broke in the house. I'm in the house.

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00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 6: Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that

877
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 6: broken to your damn house and they still in there? Yes,

878
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 6: what are you doing? Seeing nothing there? Why you ain't

879
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 6: calling the police.

880
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 12: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm

881
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 12: trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on, I

882
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 12: don't know what to do.

883
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Speaker 6: Now you're saying, somebody in the house, in your damn house,

884
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:29,680
Speaker 6: white now.

885
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 2: All this stuff?

886
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Speaker 6: Okay? Where you live at? Where you live at?

887
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 12: I'm on thirty sixth street.

888
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 6: Because I'm at thirty two and a half, you know what?

889
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,479
Speaker 6: Hold on, I'm for the call lost now wait wait, wait,

890
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Speaker 6: wait wait man, you.

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Speaker 9: Know what what?

892
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, don't go to please you send your in.

893
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 6: The house somebody to kill you and you're talking about

894
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 6: you don't want them arrested.

895
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 12: We got some illegal stuff in the house. Don't call nobody.

896
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 6: Don't wait a minute? Wait wait now you saying hold on,

897
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 6: you saying don't call the damn law.

898
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 12: You have some in the house because we got it.

899
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:10,280
Speaker 4: In the house.

900
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 7: Do it?

901
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 6: Man?

902
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 9: What man?

903
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 7: You know what?

904
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 6: This is bad? Don you know what? You're seeing? Your

905
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 6: something there that's problem while they're in the house. Now,

906
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 6: you just set your something in the house. Got you

907
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 6: in there and there that's I guarantee you that what

908
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 6: you what you got in there?

909
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 8: You know what?

910
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 6: Man, let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you

911
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 6: the best thing to do. Even though the people in

912
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 6: your house right now, you need to jump let me

913
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 6: call it. Man, you need to let me call the

914
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 6: damn law. I'm gonna tell you right now you can

915
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 6: get doing my dead.

916
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: Don't do that.

917
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 6: I'm gonna put you know what, man, you don't come,

918
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 6: you'll stay down now. I'm gonna tell you that I

919
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 6: get called a law. I got called a law. Hold on,

920
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 6: I give my wife to call right now.

921
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 12: Don't call him.

922
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:11,200
Speaker 2: Please don't call him because there's too much illiquis done done.

923
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 6: Man. But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly, I

924
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 6: can't do it. Thinkin't for to go down there. No,

925
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you something I could this fools and

926
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 6: the contending me. Don't even call the damn last. You

927
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 6: know what, Man, looking here, doc, I want to be

928
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 6: honest with you. I ain't gonna go down there. I'm

929
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 6: gonna tell you right down now, you know what. The

930
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 6: first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I ain't

931
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 6: gonna take my down there. First of all, they may

932
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 6: be tapping my damn line, and I ain't got to

933
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 6: do with this. You're gonna get.

934
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:38,360
Speaker 2: It.

935
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 6: I get called now one one. They just look and

936
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 6: call because you know what, you're gonna get kid down

937
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 6: there and they don't know who you are. You know what,

938
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,360
Speaker 6: I ain't gonna tell on the phone with your so

939
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 6: they can find out.

940
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 2: Please, you know what, knowing dying.

941
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,080
Speaker 6: I ain't getting in that man. You must good dad,

942
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,759
Speaker 6: for I ain't forna get it that one. I'm gonna

943
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 6: tell you what you can do. Doc. I called a

944
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 6: law I for they have my wife right now. You

945
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 6: know what. You may not like it now, but you

946
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 6: appreciate me later, because you know when you for get

947
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,760
Speaker 6: your month head Wait.

948
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 12: A minute, just west, but I think they outside.

949
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 6: I think, man, you know this is come crazy. God,

950
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 6: you just set your up. I'm gonna tell your for

951
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 6: one't up talking about my calling damn law, damn fool.

952
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 6: You gotta keep your mon has in that closet. I'm

953
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 6: gonna tell you right now you're a damn fool. You

954
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 6: walk out because i'mnna tell you not. They sure gonna

955
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 6: kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't gonna

956
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 6: lie to you.

957
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 9: Man.

958
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 6: The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called

959
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,600
Speaker 6: a law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell

960
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 6: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know

961
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 6: why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,

962
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 6: because I'm gonna tell you right now. I ain't to

963
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,960
Speaker 6: jump down myself. No, my damn family over your I

964
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 6: need the only thing I could do. I can help

965
00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 6: you out in one way. I can call the law now.

966
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:54,959
Speaker 6: My wife's gotta sell phone.

967
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 7: What you want me to do?

968
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 2: Well you get me?

969
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 6: You must be a damn food. I'm not. I ain't

970
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 6: going down, but I ain't going you know what.

971
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 9: Man?

972
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 6: Look look I can't get it in that and my

973
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 6: wife and not the counter police. I'm gona kill you

974
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 6: right now. They could have come.

975
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: Can you can you hear me?

976
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 6: I can hear you? Sh your damn mouth shut up?

977
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 8: Shut him?

978
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 6: Can you shut your damn mouth right now?

979
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:20,960
Speaker 10: Can you hear me?

980
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 6: Shut out?

981
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 9: I don't know when.

982
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 6: That's why they don't shoot the sh don't peek out

983
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 6: that damn dop.

984
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 12: Can I say something?

985
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 6: Man, you need to shut your damn mouse.

986
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 12: This his nephew Timond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

987
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 12: You know what you just got pranked by?

988
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:38,439
Speaker 9: Man?

989
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 2: Y'all?

990
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 7: Win?

991
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 10: Dare you?

992
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 9: God?

993
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 7: Bro?

994
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,760
Speaker 6: Why y'all some dirty.

995
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 7: I do?

996
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 6: Damn well? Man, No, you just got.

997
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:55,120
Speaker 2: Branked by your boy wind.

998
00:49:55,239 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 6: Damn man, I'm sweating like, hey, sit up in this

999
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 6: damn house with drawns oold man, and you set up here.

1000
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,839
Speaker 6: I want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,

1001
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:06,839
Speaker 6: I'm sweating like here.

1002
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 2: Why are you sweating?

1003
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 6: He was finna die because I damn sure no one

1004
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 6: should come down to the house. That's for shure.

1005
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 9: I know you weren't coming to that. I heard it

1006
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 9: in your voice. I say, okay, you know what. He

1007
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 9: ain't coming to get me.

1008
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 7: Man.

1009
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 6: I'm sitt up here right now, man, I might need

1010
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 6: to take off some word. Boy up in here.

1011
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 9: Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the

1012
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,760
Speaker 9: baddest radio show in the land.

1013
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 6: Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with

1014
00:50:36,400 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 6: that other that and nephew Tommy with his crazy.

1015
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:46,959
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Are you talking about? Brother?

1016
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:50,040
Speaker 1: That's so black?

1017
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 2: Women women women?

1018
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,839
Speaker 4: Where yeah?

1019
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 8: Man, you lie, shut your damn out, shut you gonna

1020
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 8: You're gonna get your work.

1021
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: Ask what you want me to do. I'm calling law,

1022
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 2: but that's all I do. I ain't coming down there.

1023
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 2: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to

1024
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:20,759
Speaker 2: do with this here I'm calling law. What you want

1025
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 2: me to do? What ll for render? What you want

1026
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: me to do?

1027
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 1: I know how you come up with them? Tell me,

1028
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: I really don't left side.

1029
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,279
Speaker 2: Surely, let me explain something to you. A lot of

1030
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 2: people use the right side of their brain.

1031
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:40,879
Speaker 9: I use the majority of the time, okay, And that's

1032
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 9: where all the creative stuff is.

1033
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 2: It's on the left.

1034
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 9: And a lot of people don't know that. A lot

1035
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 9: of people don't know how to go there and use

1036
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:49,359
Speaker 9: that side. Some people are just stuck on the right,

1037
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 9: and you know, just happen to be blessed like that.

1038
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,959
Speaker 5: Well, thank you for breaking that down in your brain

1039
00:51:56,080 --> 00:52:04,239
Speaker 5: to the left. Okay, it's Tommy everything he does in

1040
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,319
Speaker 5: his brain to the Left's.

1041
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, left brained people. Coming up next

1042
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, My Children's Mama or my sugar Mama.

1043
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,160
Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy

1044
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: Morning Show time now, guys for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.

1045
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 1: If you need advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

1046
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,720
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey

1047
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

1048
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,600
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

1049
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now.

1050
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 2: Muggle up and hold on tight. We got it for

1051
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 2: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

1052
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,320
Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, nephew. Subject to my children's Mama

1053
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 1: or my sugar Mama, Dear Stephen Shirley. I love my

1054
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: wife very much, and she is the mother of my children.

1055
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: But I have another woman. My wife is very beautiful

1056
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: and smart, but she doesn't submit to me like my

1057
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: mistress does. My wife wants me to beat a man

1058
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: of the house all of the time, and when I

1059
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,240
Speaker 1: ask her for help on certain things, she huffs and puffs.

1060
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: I just want a partnership with her and raise our

1061
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: children together. My other woman is older and loves catering

1062
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: to me like she is my personal assistant. It's so

1063
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: good with this older woman. I'm starting to wonder if

1064
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with her or if I'm just

1065
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: in love with all of the attention. I told my

1066
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: mistress that I am not leaving my wife, and she

1067
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to care. My wife had my phone looking

1068
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: for our plumber's number, and she ran across the text

1069
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,279
Speaker 1: from my mistress. I told her she is one of

1070
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 1: my real estate clients. My wife would never suspect anything,

1071
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: and she doesn't question me. If she found out about

1072
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: my mistress, I'm sure I could explain it so that

1073
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: she wouldn't think it anything was going on, because this

1074
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: lady isn't my type at all. I'm in it for

1075
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: the way she's always making me feel. She makes me

1076
00:54:08,239 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: a priority and treats me like a king. She buys

1077
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 1: me expensive gifts, and she freely gives me money. I

1078
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: love that she enjoys cognac and cigars with me and

1079
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:23,759
Speaker 1: has a passion for classic cars. She is the ideal

1080
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: sugar mama. The sex is great and feels so natural

1081
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 1: with her that I can't imagine why this woman is single.

1082
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,399
Speaker 1: I'm not under any pressure to stop seeing this woman,

1083
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 1: but I know it's wrong. I am happy at home

1084
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: and I'm happy with my mistress, so I would have

1085
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 1: a hard time choosing between the two. Should I make

1086
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,240
Speaker 1: a choice now or ride this out? Please help, Please

1087
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: help with what? What do you want us to help with?

1088
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,239
Speaker 1: That's what I'm confused about here. You already know, you

1089
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: already know. I mean, what do you want Steve and

1090
00:54:58,800 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: I to do?

1091
00:54:59,239 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: At this point?

1092
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 1: You have all the answers. Morley, you know this is wrong.

1093
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: You're married, you have children. Okay, you're cheating, You're lying,

1094
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: You're using the sugar Mama because she gives you attention.

1095
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: You're taking money from her. You know she smokes cigars

1096
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,879
Speaker 1: with you and all of that. You think you might

1097
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: be in love with her. The sex is great. You're

1098
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: critical of your wife because she doesn't submit to you

1099
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 1: and because she wants you to be the man of

1100
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 1: the house all the time. Hello, I don't understand that one.

1101
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: But so this makes her a bad wife because those

1102
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 1: are her requirements.

1103
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 2: All right.

1104
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: I think you, sir, I think you have a problem

1105
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:43,880
Speaker 1: because you just want women to to just to serve

1106
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: you and cater to you. I mean, who are you

1107
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: that you deserve that? What are you doing? But you

1108
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,760
Speaker 1: have a good wife, you say she was beautiful and smart,

1109
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: you have children, but you're cheating on her. You don't

1110
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: even deserve her, let alone a sugar mama, and you're

1111
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 1: you think you might have to decide between the two.

1112
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: If we tell you to leave the sugar Mama alone,

1113
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: you're not gonna do it, because what the sex is great,

1114
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: and she does all these wonderful things to you. You

1115
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:15,040
Speaker 1: don't really want anything from us unless you want us

1116
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,879
Speaker 1: to tell you to stay stay in it, because you're

1117
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 1: happy with both of them. You don't want an answer

1118
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: from us. I mean, really, you're just wasting our time

1119
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: right now. Seriously, you are, Steve, you know what?

1120
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 2: Surely everything you said is spot on.

1121
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, dude, really, did you write us

1122
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 8: just so you could brag about your situation? You just

1123
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 8: want to tell it to somebody because obviously, man, this

1124
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 8: is something you can't keep to yourself because where in

1125
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 8: here did you ask for help?

1126
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 2: Right?

1127
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 8: Where in here do you even see a problem? See,

1128
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 8: all you did was send us a letter that to

1129
00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 8: justify what you doing, and it don't add up. Dog,

1130
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 8: damn man.

1131
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 4: It's dudes like you.

1132
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 2: Man.

1133
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:03,840
Speaker 8: See, bro, I don't know what you thought I was

1134
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 8: supposed to say to you, But it's dudes like you

1135
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 8: to make it hard for other dudes. Man that's trying

1136
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:11,760
Speaker 8: to do right or out there just trying to trying

1137
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 8: to get it together.

1138
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 2: My wife is very beautiful, she's the mother your children.

1139
00:57:17,560 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 8: But I got another woman, okay, right here now, you

1140
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 8: starting to women are starting to develop a hate for you.

1141
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 2: But let me show you where you made show. They

1142
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 2: hate you.

1143
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 8: My wife is very beautiful and smart, but she doesn't

1144
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 8: submit to me like my mistress does. Right there. They

1145
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 8: hate your ass.

1146
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 2: Every woman listening to this hates your ass right now.

1147
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 8: To hell you me, dog, She's very beautiful and smart,

1148
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 8: but she don't submit to me. Yeah, dog, every woman,

1149
00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 8: you just lose you someone, You stupid man. My wife

1150
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,439
Speaker 8: wants me to be the man in the house all

1151
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 8: the time. Well, what you want some days off?

1152
00:57:59,440 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 11: Yeah?

1153
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 7: What is that?

1154
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 10: You?

1155
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 8: You don't get days off from this hell this thing

1156
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 8: called manhood. Man, you got to wear it. It's yours now.

1157
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 8: If you don't want to be the man house all

1158
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 8: that damn time? How many days off you need? Because

1159
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,240
Speaker 8: she got to be the wife and the mother. She

1160
00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:16,600
Speaker 8: don't get no days.

1161
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: Off from them.

1162
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 8: Oh man, come on, dude, right here. And when I

1163
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 8: ask her for help on certain things she huffs and puffs.

1164
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 8: I just want to partnership with her and raise our

1165
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 8: children together. And what marriage is though. You gotta figure

1166
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 8: some stuff out. You you got to sit down and talk.

1167
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 8: You gotta listen. You gotta hear some stuff you don't

1168
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,040
Speaker 8: want to hear. You gotta let some stuff go. You

1169
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 8: don't want to let go of That's what marriage really is.

1170
00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 8: My other woman is old and loves catering to me

1171
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 8: like she's my personal assistant. What do you got mailed

1172
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:50,200
Speaker 8: on a bride? Why did you send for? And she

1173
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:55,120
Speaker 8: showed up in a box like she's my personal assistant.

1174
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 2: Dog?

1175
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: Hold it right there, Steve, I know you should have called.

1176
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 8: Temp service and marriage somebody down now.

1177
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at

1178
00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hours. Today's subject my children's

1179
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: mama or my sugar mama. We'll be back with more

1180
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:18,919
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Morning show? All right, Steve,

1181
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. This crazy letter

1182
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 1: subject my children's mama or my sugar mama?

1183
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 8: This food and wrote in you know, just this letter

1184
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 8: stupid from time is start off? Man, I love my

1185
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,920
Speaker 8: wife very much, she's the mother of my children. But

1186
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 8: I have another woman that hate for you begin right

1187
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 8: here by all the women listening to this letter, then

1188
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,480
Speaker 8: you seal the deal. My wife is very beautiful and small,

1189
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,400
Speaker 8: but she don't submit to me like my mistress done.

1190
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 1: Still, that did it?

1191
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 2: Right there. See, brother, let me explain something to you.

1192
00:59:56,400 --> 01:00:00,240
Speaker 8: Nothing you write in this letter after this can tell

1193
01:00:00,320 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 8: you out of this situation you just created. In paragraph one,

1194
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 8: I'm telling you Pardner see fellas out, and I want

1195
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 8: fellas to listen to this man.

1196
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,200
Speaker 2: This is my father taught me something.

1197
01:00:12,240 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 8: He said, Son, listen to me when a fool is talking,

1198
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 8: stay there and listen carefully. I said, Daddy, why should

1199
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,439
Speaker 8: I listen to somebody that's dopid? He says, son, listen

1200
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:26,000
Speaker 8: to me. Don't walk away, because what you gonna learn

1201
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 8: is what not to do and.

1202
01:00:27,800 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 2: What not to say.

1203
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 8: Just stay there and listen. He a fool can teach

1204
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 8: you a lesson. So a fool wrote this letter. Every

1205
01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:39,080
Speaker 8: time I ask her something, she huff and puff. I

1206
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:41,919
Speaker 8: just want to partnership with her and raise our children together,

1207
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 8: a partnership and raise your kid.

1208
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:46,800
Speaker 2: Doc. You have to talk to your wife. You have

1209
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 2: to compromise.

1210
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,600
Speaker 8: You have to hear stuff. You have to listen to

1211
01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 8: stories you don't want to listen to. You have to

1212
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 8: go places you don't want to go.

1213
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: Your faith while you're saying to the.

1214
01:00:56,760 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 8: Dress room, you're gonna buy stuff you don't feel like

1215
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 8: brin she's gonna money. Ain't gonna say nothing to you

1216
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:01,600
Speaker 8: about it.

1217
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 2: I just all this has got to happen. That's what

1218
01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,400
Speaker 2: marriage is.

1219
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 8: My other woman is older and loves catering to me

1220
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 8: like she's my personal assistant. Now, if you thought they

1221
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:19,440
Speaker 8: hated you in paragraph one, the letter has now turned

1222
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 8: into they want to join together and kill you. This

1223
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 8: woman that is looking at she like you, steak ass.

1224
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 8: It's so good with this older woman. I'm starting to

1225
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 8: wonder if I'm falling in love with her or just

1226
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:38,360
Speaker 8: in the love all the attention. I told my mistress

1227
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 8: I'm not leaving my wife, and she don't seem to care.

1228
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,880
Speaker 8: Now I know why that is so, and I'm gonna

1229
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 8: show you. We're gonna come back to that. My wife

1230
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 8: had your phone looking to her plumbers now, but she

1231
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 8: ran across the tech from mistress. I told her she's

1232
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:52,200
Speaker 8: one of my real estate clients. My wife would never

1233
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,320
Speaker 8: suspect anything, and she doesn't question me. And she found

1234
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:57,840
Speaker 8: out about my mistress. I'm sure I could explain it

1235
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 8: so that she wouldn't think anything was going on because.

1236
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:03,920
Speaker 2: This lady isn't my type at all. Bam, right there,

1237
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 2: that's the key to this whole thing. She's actually perfect

1238
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:16,040
Speaker 2: for you. You full of it, and she is too.

1239
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 2: It's a match made in heaven.

1240
01:02:19,080 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 8: But dog, let me tell you how much you into

1241
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 8: this check because she makes you a priority and treat

1242
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:26,960
Speaker 8: you like a king.

1243
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 2: She buy me expensive gifts and she freely gives me money.

1244
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:31,840
Speaker 4: Who do this?

1245
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,080
Speaker 12: Who do this?

1246
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:43,360
Speaker 8: Except somebody trying to hold on to somebody else. I listen,

1247
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 8: give you an example of this. A buy Marjorie, expensit gifts,

1248
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:58,240
Speaker 8: freely give her money. You know why, because I'm trying

1249
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 8: to keep her. No, not that ain't what it's really about,

1250
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 8: you know, But you, dog, she trying to keep you.

1251
01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:10,240
Speaker 8: I'm in love with my wife.

1252
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 2: I'm man. I took some vials.

1253
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,720
Speaker 8: I'm trying, trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to get to

1254
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 8: the tape with this one. You sitting up in here, man,

1255
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,840
Speaker 8: acting like you like like like you just got options.

1256
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:28,680
Speaker 8: But she ain't your type though. But see that's why

1257
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,080
Speaker 8: every woman hates you. I love that she enjoys Kanyak

1258
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 8: cigars with me and got a passion for classic Cause

1259
01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:40,120
Speaker 8: what woman you listen to this a treasure troll.

1260
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,919
Speaker 2: You found the greatest woman to ever leave?

1261
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:45,720
Speaker 4: Where is she?

1262
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 2: Oh?

1263
01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 4: My god?

1264
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: Cigars Kanyak classic call. Don't you tell me she likes ports?

1265
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 2: Don't tell me she want to go to the fight.

1266
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 4: Don't you tell me that she.

1267
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 2: Don't give a damn if you don't brush your teeth,

1268
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:15,880
Speaker 2: comele dates. Don't just say it. Don't just say it

1269
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 2: your wife. Itn make me cry. Wait a minute, she.

1270
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:26,960
Speaker 8: Let you get in the bed whenout taking a shower.

1271
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:34,880
Speaker 8: Jesus boy, where did you find this woman? See doog?

1272
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 8: She's the ideal sugar mama. The sex is great and

1273
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 8: it feels so natural. I can't imagine why this woman

1274
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,120
Speaker 8: is single. I'll give you a couple of reasons why

1275
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:47,680
Speaker 8: she's single.

1276
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:48,920
Speaker 2: Number two.

1277
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:55,479
Speaker 8: Number one, she's dating you. Number two. Most men don't

1278
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,680
Speaker 8: like women with cigar breath.

1279
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,400
Speaker 3: True true.

1280
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 2: Number three. I don't want a woman with all that

1281
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 2: in common with me. I won't do something by myself.

1282
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 2: I don't want my wife look sports.

1283
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:10,840
Speaker 1: I won't watch.

1284
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 8: Sports from my boys. I don't want my wife to

1285
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:18,120
Speaker 8: play golf. I won't hope all my damn self. Why

1286
01:05:18,320 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 8: you ask a single she do.

1287
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,800
Speaker 2: Too damn much?

1288
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you?

1289
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,480
Speaker 2: Don Dade's no more with this ignorant ass letter.

1290
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 1: All right, post your comments on today Strawberry give a

1291
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: damn what you do. It's Steve Harvey FM on Instagram

1292
01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:37,000
Speaker 1: and Facebook. And don't forget to check out the Strawberry

1293
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:42,440
Speaker 1: Letter podcast on demand. You're listening Hardy Morning Show. How

1294
01:05:42,560 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: often do you think about retirement? How do you plan

1295
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: for it? Do you enjoy what you're doing so much

1296
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 1: that you think you're going to go the distance and

1297
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: never retire, Never gonna retire, never retire?

1298
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 7: No?

1299
01:05:55,880 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 3: Wow, makeup, I'm not retiring at all, or I'm forty three.

1300
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:05,160
Speaker 4: I can't.

1301
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:06,280
Speaker 2: I gotta keep going.

1302
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 11: I got by appreciate the question.

1303
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 9: I know.

1304
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:12,720
Speaker 1: I got to keep working.

1305
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:19,040
Speaker 13: None of my benefiting man so far from sixty five, I.

1306
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: Got at least twenty something for years.

1307
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably working.

1308
01:06:23,520 --> 01:06:25,840
Speaker 3: I'm beauty of what we do allows us to do

1309
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 3: this longer than you know some people.

1310
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that's great.

1311
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 8: Soon as I hit that magical number, y'all asked, and

1312
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 8: never hear from me again.

1313
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: And that's a magical number for income.

1314
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,000
Speaker 6: Not age.

1315
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:45,600
Speaker 2: No no, no, If I get that money next week, go.

1316
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:51,480
Speaker 1: I've heard you say though, that you would I would

1317
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,680
Speaker 1: to do stand up I mean forever, because well.

1318
01:06:55,600 --> 01:06:57,920
Speaker 2: If I get that magical number, I'm gonna do one

1319
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:58,600
Speaker 2: more special.

1320
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:01,560
Speaker 1: Okay, so that's still working.

1321
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 8: Yeah no, no, that ain't working. Oh no, that's I'm

1322
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:11,800
Speaker 8: just gonna feel it myself. I ain't even gonna charge

1323
01:07:11,840 --> 01:07:13,640
Speaker 8: you get in. I'm gonna just pack up a stadium.

1324
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:20,280
Speaker 8: And the name of the special was he said, what.

1325
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,280
Speaker 1: One more time?

1326
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 2: The name of the special is gonna be? He said, what.

1327
01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 8: I'm talking about, dog, I'm talking about when I get

1328
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 8: that money. I'm telling you it's gonna be despayed. You

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01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 8: think Dave should Pail said some stuff.

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Speaker 2: You just hold on. I'm gonna make das your pale blink.

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01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:52,360
Speaker 1: And say what did he say? What? Will there be

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01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:53,520
Speaker 1: cursing special?

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01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:56,560
Speaker 8: If you get that message, I'm gonna try to find

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01:07:56,640 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 8: somewhere to put regular words. My problem is I'm trying

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01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 8: to find some words I'll be using that.

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01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,680
Speaker 2: Can you know? Make it all makes sense?

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01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:17,360
Speaker 1: We can follow along. But in the meantime, yeah, so okay,

1338
01:08:17,560 --> 01:08:18,960
Speaker 1: so you guys retirement.

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01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 2: I like what I'm doing that. I'm good.

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01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:28,479
Speaker 3: This is great that you didn't have.

1341
01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 2: I get that four hundred million dollar lottery. I win

1342
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:38,360
Speaker 2: that that there's gonna be some changes right here, just

1343
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:39,160
Speaker 2: like this.

1344
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 1: Because it's a magical number.

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01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,320
Speaker 3: I'm coming in if I win four hundred million, I'm

1346
01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:44,720
Speaker 3: coming in.

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01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:45,639
Speaker 2: You're coming to work.

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01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,200
Speaker 5: Just coming away, y'all. I'm not I'm not gonna be

1349
01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 5: here for the rest of the week, but I will

1350
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,160
Speaker 5: be in that day. I will be here.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:55,040
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning

1353
01:08:55,160 --> 01:09:02,840
Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening Hard Morning Show. All right,

1354
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,240
Speaker 1: I have a question for you, guys. Please pay attention guys,

1355
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,519
Speaker 1: because it's a serious question.

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01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:08,479
Speaker 10: I want to know the.

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01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,200
Speaker 1: Answer to this from the guys. Is there such a

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01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 1: thing as cheating on your mistress with your mistress or

1359
01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:23,000
Speaker 1: another mistress? Did you get it?

1360
01:09:23,320 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 7: So?

1361
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,519
Speaker 1: Is there such a thing as cheating on your mistress

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01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:26,599
Speaker 1: with another mistress?

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01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 2: Yes?

1364
01:09:28,479 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 1: Well, there's a story out of Texas Wow about a

1365
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,080
Speaker 1: police chief who just got caught cheating on his mistress

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01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 1: with another mistress. She exposed him on Facebook. After the

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01:09:41,320 --> 01:09:45,080
Speaker 1: chief went on his work Facebook page and gave a

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01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: shout out to his wife because it was their anniversary,

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01:09:48,479 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 1: he told his first mistress he had his marriage annulled. Then,

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01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:58,320
Speaker 1: when she posted it, a second misterge mistress emerged saying

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01:09:58,439 --> 01:10:04,960
Speaker 1: she thought he was divorced. Uh, is it cheating? If

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01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 1: you're cheating with your mistress?

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01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 7: Is that?

1374
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 2: Here's what I think. Surely here is her right, and

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01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:14,639
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give her rights.

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Speaker 8: Yes see because listen, she's reporting it, because she's saying

1377
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,519
Speaker 8: in her mind, I'll be.

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01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,400
Speaker 2: The other woman. But I'm not gonna be the other

1379
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 2: other woman. Okay, see that's what that is.

1380
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:37,360
Speaker 8: I done already said. Okay, I'm gonna be number two.

1381
01:10:38,840 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 8: But what I'm not finna be is three and four.

1382
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:46,240
Speaker 8: Now I'm letting you have his wife.

1383
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:48,560
Speaker 9: But that's it.

1384
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,160
Speaker 8: Now you can have his wife, you can took vials

1385
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,519
Speaker 8: and all that. I got that, But what you ain't

1386
01:10:53,560 --> 01:10:58,160
Speaker 8: finna have is me and another one not doing this.

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01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:00,800
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,920
Speaker 1: So then so then to answer the question he is

1389
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 1: cheating on his mistress?

1390
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:05,920
Speaker 7: No?

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01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 3: Uh, go ahead, Jay, oh lord, we hear this, and

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01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,400
Speaker 3: Timmy might agree with me yelling this. He's gotta white

1393
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 3: is yeah.

1394
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,560
Speaker 2: I'm just saying you. I'm not saying you participation.

1395
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,759
Speaker 1: And this is really a story. Yeah, this is believe,

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01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:26,320
Speaker 1: this is real.

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01:11:26,439 --> 01:11:31,639
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Yeah, you got a white. The first side

1398
01:11:31,680 --> 01:11:35,760
Speaker 5: piece is number one. Your number two, and then the

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01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:39,160
Speaker 5: other one is your number three. Because he gets a three.

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01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:44,880
Speaker 5: It don't change your too, You still too, You haven't,

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01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:48,800
Speaker 5: you haven't moved, You haven't. You didn't let you in

1402
01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:54,639
Speaker 5: line like people are in line, the white one. Yeah,

1403
01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:55,519
Speaker 5: let me break it down.

1404
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:57,479
Speaker 2: Not that's not how she's looking.

1405
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:02,000
Speaker 3: But no, I'm telling you.

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01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,519
Speaker 5: I'm telling you how he's looking at it because he's

1407
01:12:04,600 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 5: written out all his money.

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01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:11,160
Speaker 3: So his wife is one, she is two. You got three?

1409
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:13,680
Speaker 3: You still too, baby.

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01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:17,040
Speaker 2: See but but but now, let me explain to you

1411
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:21,960
Speaker 2: what TOO was thinking. Too. Don't want no other people

1412
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 2: in the line.

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01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:29,320
Speaker 8: Turned around and see nobody else waiting on the roller coaster.

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01:12:31,760 --> 01:12:33,320
Speaker 3: No on the hiring Steve.

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01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 8: But she made the decision, that's all. But she wants

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01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:49,200
Speaker 8: to just be a one woman company. Jim, I'm well

1417
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:51,880
Speaker 8: see the hold on, Hold on first, let me just

1418
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 8: help you understand this. The reason she wants to keep

1419
01:12:55,000 --> 01:12:59,360
Speaker 8: it a one woman company is the benefit package gonna

1420
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:00,439
Speaker 8: get spread out.

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01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 2: To thee Okay, now, okay, okay, Tom to go ahead.

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01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:08,400
Speaker 1: Come on, I want to.

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01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:09,559
Speaker 2: I don't have much.

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01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,200
Speaker 9: I mean, you got one and then you have basically

1425
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 9: two A and two B. See they both for two.

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01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:17,559
Speaker 9: It's just about what way you put your too. It's

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01:13:17,600 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 9: two A and two B. Now the problem is the

1428
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:26,360
Speaker 9: problem I'm having him. You have never known about each other?

1429
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:29,479
Speaker 2: No, ain't what they do? And k B no B.

1430
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:33,000
Speaker 1: He was stupid to post it on Facebook.

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01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:36,920
Speaker 2: And playing B in case your eight don't work. You're

1432
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 2: not finn to have A A B B.

1433
01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm just playing.

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01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:42,679
Speaker 9: You better.

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01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:50,960
Speaker 1: All the help for everything you're listening Morning show. All right, guys,

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01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:54,240
Speaker 1: So here's a fun question for you. What if someone

1437
01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:57,640
Speaker 1: got your iPhone? What would they learn about you?

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01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:00,280
Speaker 2: Right there?

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01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:04,000
Speaker 1: Right there, right there my phone? Would they learn about you?

1440
01:14:04,120 --> 01:14:06,679
Speaker 1: If they got your iPhone? The first thing they.

1441
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to stop working here. I'd have to stop.

1442
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:15,840
Speaker 5: I'd have to find another place to work.

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01:14:17,600 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 4: Is that mad, Jason.

1444
01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 3: I'd have to come to step and go, hey, man, look.

1445
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 2: They got my phone. They got my.

1446
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 3: And Steve will go I understand.

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01:14:32,800 --> 01:14:33,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1448
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:43,519
Speaker 9: If you get if you get in my cloud, I've

1449
01:14:43,520 --> 01:14:45,479
Speaker 9: been trying to find my cloud. If you get in

1450
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:49,360
Speaker 9: my clouds, it's pretty much a wrap.

1451
01:14:49,439 --> 01:14:51,639
Speaker 2: I'm done. If you get in, your career is over.

1452
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 2: Oh it's gonna rain that done.

1453
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 7: Tell me.

1454
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: That cloud, they learn about you, but why.

1455
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 2: It's just a lot in that cloud.

1456
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:09,519
Speaker 5: Well, and for me it's it's not so much other people,

1457
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:12,760
Speaker 5: it's some things I'm doing that Once they saw that,

1458
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:13,479
Speaker 5: I mean.

1459
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,559
Speaker 2: You know what I think? What I think?

1460
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:21,360
Speaker 1: Get your friends.

1461
01:15:21,960 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 2: I had we come back. I ain't got enough time.

1462
01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:31,720
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back at thirty three minutes after

1463
01:15:31,840 --> 01:15:37,280
Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening morning show. All right.

1464
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:39,880
Speaker 1: So see before we left, we were talking about if

1465
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: someone picked up your iPhone, what would they learn about you?

1466
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:43,840
Speaker 1: Would it embarrass you?

1467
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,919
Speaker 8: You know, I think the most shocking thing about finding

1468
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:53,320
Speaker 8: my iPhone would be the context. I think people would go,

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01:15:54,280 --> 01:16:00,720
Speaker 8: how did he know all these bishops and he as

1470
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 8: much as he's got all that, No, it'd be embarrassed.

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01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:15,000
Speaker 8: Art dish, I'm talking about dog, famous ministers, man rap

1472
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:17,720
Speaker 8: when I run into a situation, Man, dog, I got

1473
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 8: rabbis in my phone.

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01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,200
Speaker 2: I ain't even lie, man, I mean.

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01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,559
Speaker 8: I got I got some big boys. Man, I got

1476
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:27,719
Speaker 8: I got, I got, I got, I got Islamic leaders

1477
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:32,040
Speaker 8: in my phone. Man, I got big pastors and Christians

1478
01:16:32,439 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 8: I'm talking about. Listen to me, man, top level. I'm

1479
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 8: talking people go wait a minute, you have whose number?

1480
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:42,200
Speaker 10: Yah?

1481
01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 2: Yah? Do they know you talk like this? Yeah? I

1482
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,160
Speaker 2: try not to let him here.

1483
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,680
Speaker 1: But surely you do not curse in front of the

1484
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:53,840
Speaker 1: pastures I have.

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01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,280
Speaker 2: I have, I have.

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01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:00,479
Speaker 8: I've customed front of Bishop on TGJ for a lot

1487
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:06,960
Speaker 8: of times. He just laughed, Lord oh man, let me

1488
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,280
Speaker 8: tell you, Let me tell you.

1489
01:17:08,479 --> 01:17:10,719
Speaker 2: Here's the true story. Here's a true story.

1490
01:17:11,479 --> 01:17:15,719
Speaker 8: We were being Glenn Staples Church in the Baltimore area

1491
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:18,639
Speaker 8: and I was a speaker that day.

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01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,960
Speaker 2: I didn't know that Bishop Jakes was a speaker on

1493
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 2: the show. I didn't know.

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01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:28,080
Speaker 8: So I spoke, you know more nothing not no Christian message.

1495
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,960
Speaker 8: I just spoke, thanked him for having me. And Bishop

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01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 8: Jake was next. So I'm sitting there with the dude

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01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:39,839
Speaker 8: that used to cut my hair, and Bishops started talking

1498
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:44,760
Speaker 8: and then he started preaching. We're sitting on stage, we're

1499
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:47,800
Speaker 8: in the pool pit now, and the dude next to me,

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01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 8: he taps me and he said, dog, is I'm crying?

1501
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 2: I mean he said dog dog. No, that's what he said.

1502
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 2: He's from Mississippi.

1503
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,240
Speaker 8: No, he didn't say that. No, he' fro Mississippi tears.

1504
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,560
Speaker 8: I mean his face was soaking wet. He tapped me,

1505
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:10,080
Speaker 8: I'm emotional.

1506
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 2: I turned around.

1507
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,639
Speaker 8: I looked dead at him. He said, Dog, is I'm crying?

1508
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 8: I said, yeah, you crying? He said, man, I can't stop.

1509
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,080
Speaker 8: Just the coldest dude I ever seen.

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01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:21,479
Speaker 2: Man.

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01:18:23,560 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 8: And when Bishop Glenn State was Baltimore on stage, he said,

1512
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:31,919
Speaker 8: ladies and gentlemen, I introduced to you the greatest preacher

1513
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:33,639
Speaker 8: of all time.

1514
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:36,960
Speaker 4: You know you hear that.

1515
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 2: But let me tell you something, man, I kid you.

1516
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:44,439
Speaker 8: Not Mischel Tdjas is the greatest preacher I've ever heard.

1517
01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:48,160
Speaker 2: If you want to talk about preachers, this is that dude. Dog.

1518
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:52,080
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we'll be back to do our last

1519
01:18:52,120 --> 01:18:53,840
Speaker 1: break of the day, and of course you'll have some

1520
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,920
Speaker 1: closing remarks at forty nine minutes after. Right after this,

1521
01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:02,400
Speaker 1: you're listening Morning Show. All right, Steve, Here we are

1522
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:06,759
Speaker 1: last break of the day. Time for your closing remarks.

1523
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 8: Surely sent me something and it got me to thinking,

1524
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,720
Speaker 8: I'm gonna share with you what she sent me, but

1525
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 8: I'm going to paraphrase it so it's more of how

1526
01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:22,040
Speaker 8: I talk, because sometimes I get a little stumbled up

1527
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,960
Speaker 8: and it doesn't sound like me if I try to

1528
01:19:24,000 --> 01:19:26,800
Speaker 8: share directly with somebody with somebody sent me, So I

1529
01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,200
Speaker 8: just want to talk to you about it. I want

1530
01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:31,360
Speaker 8: to just talk to you about this life of abundance

1531
01:19:31,439 --> 01:19:34,840
Speaker 8: that we are all qualified for. I want to talk

1532
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:37,479
Speaker 8: to you about the life of abundance that God really

1533
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:41,719
Speaker 8: wants all of us to enjoy. If you're a righteous person,

1534
01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 8: God will give you a life of abundance. I didn't

1535
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:50,360
Speaker 8: say if you were a save person, if you are

1536
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 8: a member of this denomination.

1537
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:57,519
Speaker 2: If you go to this church, if this is your pastor,

1538
01:19:58,200 --> 01:19:59,639
Speaker 2: if this is your faith.

1539
01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:07,760
Speaker 8: I'm telling you that God has a life of abundance

1540
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:12,479
Speaker 8: for you if you put your trust and your faith

1541
01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 8: in Him. I'm just telling you, and you have to

1542
01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:22,880
Speaker 8: understand that God has equipped you to have this life

1543
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 8: of abundance. All of you have a gift that was

1544
01:20:27,479 --> 01:20:31,439
Speaker 8: given to you by God at birth. Everyone has one.

1545
01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:34,720
Speaker 8: Now you may not know what it is, but you

1546
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 8: have it. But because you've been so bent, so determined

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01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:45,360
Speaker 8: to do something to please somebody else, your mother wants

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01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:45,720
Speaker 8: you to go.

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01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:48,320
Speaker 2: To school and get a degree in this. Well.

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01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:50,080
Speaker 8: I told him I was gonna come down here and

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01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,840
Speaker 8: get a degree in that. So now I'm gonna go

1552
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,560
Speaker 8: get a degree in that. Well, my father went to

1553
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,439
Speaker 8: the army, so I'm going to the army. There's nothing

1554
01:20:57,439 --> 01:20:59,320
Speaker 8: wrong with the army. There's nothing wrong with going.

1555
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:01,880
Speaker 2: To the army. But if that ain't really what you

1556
01:21:02,040 --> 01:21:06,200
Speaker 2: were created for, you fit to waste a lot of time.

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01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:10,759
Speaker 8: Man, you really really are because God really did equip

1558
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 8: you for a life of abundance. When he created you,

1559
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 8: he had a mission in mind for you, got a

1560
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,719
Speaker 8: mission in mind for me. He gave you a gift.

1561
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 8: Your gift is a thing that you do the absolute

1562
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:27,520
Speaker 8: best with the least amount of effort. If you identify

1563
01:21:27,640 --> 01:21:31,920
Speaker 8: that gift, there's your greatest chance. Now here's a deal.

1564
01:21:34,360 --> 01:21:40,080
Speaker 8: When he prepared you for this life of abundance, and

1565
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,639
Speaker 8: he gave you everything you needed to put on every

1566
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,200
Speaker 8: day and go out and make your dreams and your

1567
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:49,879
Speaker 8: life come true. If you put if you become passionate

1568
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:52,439
Speaker 8: about your gift, you can be on your way to

1569
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,960
Speaker 8: making your life happening and your dreams come true. He

1570
01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 8: gives you everything you need to wear to go out

1571
01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:01,400
Speaker 8: and fight it. But what we do is we suit up,

1572
01:22:02,600 --> 01:22:05,880
Speaker 8: We suit up, and we settle in.

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01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,200
Speaker 2: Well, I got this job.

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01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:11,760
Speaker 8: Now, Well, a lot of our four years away from

1575
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,599
Speaker 8: getting this another degree, I might as well go here. Well,

1576
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 8: I got a promotion, Now I might as well stay

1577
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:19,639
Speaker 8: on here. Well, a lot of star alreadys start investing

1578
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 8: in my four oh one K. So you suit up,

1579
01:22:23,120 --> 01:22:27,479
Speaker 8: but you settle in, and then you know what you do.

1580
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:30,200
Speaker 8: What we often do, and I did it myself for

1581
01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:36,200
Speaker 8: a while, we resign ourselves to living a mediocre life

1582
01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:42,280
Speaker 8: because we won't suit up and go out here and

1583
01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:45,720
Speaker 8: do what God want us to do. So here's what

1584
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 8: I'm saying to you. If God then gave you all

1585
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 8: the scuba gear equipment you need, He done gave you

1586
01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:59,040
Speaker 8: the ad tanks, the mask, the flippers, the nozzles, the

1587
01:22:59,280 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 8: hoses or as supply, don't put all this stuff up

1588
01:23:04,439 --> 01:23:09,120
Speaker 8: on and then head to the bathtub. What you're doing

1589
01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:14,960
Speaker 8: you settling in. Head out to the ocean. Get out

1590
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:18,880
Speaker 8: in that ocean of opportunity. Get out there where in

1591
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,439
Speaker 8: some of that deep water, Go out there where God

1592
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,680
Speaker 8: has equipped you to go.

1593
01:23:24,240 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 2: He done suited you up.

1594
01:23:25,800 --> 01:23:28,960
Speaker 8: He gave you everything you need. But we want to

1595
01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 8: go get in the bathtub where it's safe. Look, man,

1596
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:37,120
Speaker 8: all of you have the gear to win, the gear

1597
01:23:37,439 --> 01:23:40,960
Speaker 8: to have an abundant life, the gear to be prosperous,

1598
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:42,799
Speaker 8: the gear to be happy.

1599
01:23:43,800 --> 01:23:47,880
Speaker 2: You have the gear. You've got to get out.

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01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:50,439
Speaker 8: You got to get out that bath tub and go

1601
01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:52,800
Speaker 8: out there in that ocean, out in that deep water,

1602
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:55,760
Speaker 8: because out in the ocean is the opportunity.

1603
01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 2: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.

1604
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:01,760
Speaker 8: You got to go out there in that ocean of

1605
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:06,280
Speaker 8: opportunity and experience all that God got for you. Some

1606
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:09,240
Speaker 8: of it you gonna get tested. You're gonna feel like

1607
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:12,800
Speaker 8: you're going down. You're gonna get a sinking feeling. But

1608
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:16,320
Speaker 8: you're gonna be fine. You know why, because you got

1609
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:16,760
Speaker 8: to give.

1610
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:22,400
Speaker 2: You have what it takes. You got to give. It's

1611
01:24:22,560 --> 01:24:23,760
Speaker 2: up to you to jump in.

1612
01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:26,479
Speaker 8: If you don't ever jump in the ocean, you ain't

1613
01:24:26,520 --> 01:24:28,800
Speaker 8: gonna really know if you can handle deep water or not.

1614
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:32,360
Speaker 8: I got you scared of the deep water. I got

1615
01:24:32,439 --> 01:24:35,040
Speaker 8: some time that deep water look rough out there. I

1616
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:38,240
Speaker 8: know you've seen some purpose people try to acquire fame

1617
01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:43,040
Speaker 8: and prosperity and happiness and go out on their own.

1618
01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:44,920
Speaker 8: And I know you've seen them out there sinking and

1619
01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:47,240
Speaker 8: the water look rough. So now you wanna stay over

1620
01:24:47,280 --> 01:24:50,480
Speaker 8: here in the bathtub ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.

1621
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:54,760
Speaker 8: All your opportunities out there in the ocean. There's it's

1622
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:59,080
Speaker 8: some sharks out there, yeah, some Barracoude out there, yeah man,

1623
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,479
Speaker 8: yeah yeah, some whales out there.

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01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:02,280
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

1625
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:06,439
Speaker 8: All that's out there. But what's to say you won't

1626
01:25:06,479 --> 01:25:10,080
Speaker 8: be one. Get out the bathtub with all this gear

1627
01:25:10,160 --> 01:25:12,800
Speaker 8: God and gave you, and jump in that ocean out

1628
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:15,880
Speaker 8: there and swim like you're supposed to swim around. You're

1629
01:25:15,880 --> 01:25:18,680
Speaker 8: gonna get the life of your dream, a life of abundance.

1630
01:25:19,400 --> 01:25:21,679
Speaker 8: That's all I got to say. Thank you very much.

1631
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:25,240
Speaker 8: Hope you got it. Drop the dog, drop it.

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01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:27,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, you still got it.

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01:25:27,760 --> 01:25:38,240
Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you. Yeah, say y'all have.

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