Speaker 1: Start up dot Up, start Up Brooklyn boy by, start
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Speaker 3: three thirty.
Speaker 2: Two, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, What's going on the idea
Speaker 2: that I'm back? Yeah, what's You're back? David Brody?
Speaker 4: I'm back because guys, I know you listen to Slice Time.
Speaker 4: You listen to Slice Time. What is this episode three
Speaker 4: thirty three three two?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: But it was Slice Time for episode three thirty one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well so okay, so Skeary uses this high tech
Speaker 4: system he pays for, not as not as actual physical
Speaker 4: billion dollar system, but the digital software we use that
Speaker 4: we can see each other and send the audio back
Speaker 4: and forth crapped out when we did Slice Time this week. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so we had to go back to old technology, which
Speaker 4: used to be new techno Gee Zoom. The problem is
Speaker 4: when you don't subscribe to Zoom and pay the fee,
Speaker 4: you get like, I don't know, a half hour.
Speaker 2: Something like that. So I logged in.
Speaker 4: The Zoom and sent the link to Scary and we
Speaker 4: talked for like ten minutes about how shitty his system is.
Speaker 4: And he's pissed off that the software is not working anyway.
Speaker 4: By the time we got to the actual podcast, our
Speaker 4: zoom meeting that I started was over in like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: So we then had to disconnect. Then he had to
Speaker 4: send me a link blah blah blah, back and forth,
Speaker 4: back and forth, back and forth. And then as we're
Speaker 4: doing slice time, the last slice call gets cut off
Speaker 4: and the show ends.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 6: Well, it was the last call, but then you you
Speaker 6: were commenting on the last call right then all of
Speaker 6: a sudden everything went dead and I don't I don't
Speaker 6: see Scary because the zoom call ended.
Speaker 4: So I called Scary on the phone. He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I ended it. I you know, you got cut off.
Speaker 4: No big deal, the zoom call ended.
Speaker 6: Time was up already get caught mid rantom. Yeah, So
Speaker 6: was that Viny from Brooklyn or John Vinny?
Speaker 2: It was Vinnie from Brooklyn. You have the call.
Speaker 1: And one last thing I know, I said, that was it,
Speaker 1: But the whole thing we're going out to dinner with
Speaker 1: one of your girlfriends or wives or whatever. My particular
Speaker 1: group of friends we've been friends since pre k We've
Speaker 1: been friends for thirty six years. And if one of
Speaker 1: our spouses or significant others was in the group, we
Speaker 1: still split it amongst whoever the guys are in the group.
Speaker 1: It's not Oh so our group is four guys. If
Speaker 1: two of the wives are there, we're still split in
Speaker 1: it four ways. It doesn't make a difference. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: that's just the way we are. Yes, And I understand
Speaker 1: that's not everybody. But in other situations with people that
Speaker 1: I'm not as close to, I would absolutely pay double
Speaker 1: for my wife and myself. If that's the case. You know,
Speaker 1: eleven people, we split it in eleven ways. I'm always
Speaker 1: picking up two at least, right. Anyhow, that's just my opinion, guys.
Speaker 4: That's your opinion. There's there's no such it's not. You
Speaker 4: can't be wrong. If it's your opinion. It just doesn't
Speaker 4: make any frigging sense to me.
Speaker 6: Okay, so so so you the husbands don't show up,
Speaker 6: the wives eat free?
Speaker 2: The fuck is that about?
Speaker 7: What is?
Speaker 2: Have a vagina have to do it? Eating for free? Right?
Speaker 6: That's what you wanted to say. And why there's two
Speaker 6: of them? Four guys have to pay for two women.
Speaker 6: Why are they allowing that? Because it's fremivorous, it's cool
Speaker 6: it's what you do, it's what I deals.
Speaker 2: It's somebody else's wife, it's somebody else's friend. And as
Speaker 2: I said, and reiterate, reiterate with Robin, my girlfriend, I
Speaker 2: always will include her in the count and then pay
Speaker 2: double girlfriend. Right.
Speaker 6: And but if there's just one, one or two like
Speaker 6: straggling women that are there and it's a group of
Speaker 6: eight guys, we cover the women.
Speaker 2: We just split it eight. So fuck that.
Speaker 6: So I told you that when that that, that's happened
Speaker 6: to me. Where we went out to an awesome Korean
Speaker 6: chicken place called Coco Dak where me, my boy, Will
Speaker 6: and his boy went out, the three of us with
Speaker 6: we invited Astra. Okay, Astra is one of our radio friends.
Speaker 6: So the four of us went out to Coco Dak
Speaker 6: and at the end of the meal, Will's buddy, who
Speaker 6: I didn't even really know till that night, gave me
Speaker 6: the nod. Gave Will the nod.
Speaker 2: The three of us looked at each other and we
Speaker 2: all knew because it's guy code, like, let's split it
Speaker 2: by three not four.
Speaker 6: The fuck why I don't understand. She Astra has three
Speaker 6: great jobs. She does very well, She does very well
Speaker 6: for herself. Can we get her on the phone. Let's
Speaker 6: get on the phone right now. Yeah. I in fact,
Speaker 6: I freaking insist that we have her on the phone
Speaker 6: right now. Your friend, okay, scary. If you were going
Speaker 6: out with your boys, right and you and Robin and
Speaker 6: then you got sick and Robin went anyway, they would
Speaker 6: pay for her.
Speaker 2: Yes, they would pay for her.
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 2: Well, why because it's what you do when you're friends.
Speaker 6: Okay, No, yes, yes, I gotta tell you, Brody, you
Speaker 6: are something else, man, you are.
Speaker 2: This is why I did and I think this is
Speaker 2: why your life ended up this way? How did my
Speaker 2: life end up?
Speaker 6: That you're a cromudgeon and that you're complaining about every
Speaker 6: complain about.
Speaker 4: Everything, curmudgeon. Everybody who listen to this podcast knows I'm
Speaker 4: a happy go like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're so happy. Here, let's go.
Speaker 6: I am happy because I have the money I'm not
Speaker 6: spending on women I don't know for dinner.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna FaceTime audio her right now. Hopefully
Speaker 2: this works. I don't know if it's away.
Speaker 8: What's up?
Speaker 2: You're on the Brook and Boys podcast? What's up? How
Speaker 2: lucky are you?
Speaker 8: Gosh? I feel so lucky you should and what else
Speaker 8: do you do all day except be famous and fantastic.
Speaker 3: I only work like about fourteen hours a day, but
Speaker 3: I always make time for you guys, because you guys
Speaker 3: are my fee.
Speaker 2: You well, thank you.
Speaker 4: Before we get into this, Astra, I'd like for many
Speaker 4: reasons to set the tame plug way you work and
Speaker 4: what you do if you're comfortable doing that here.
Speaker 3: Absolutely well, First and foremost, I do mornings with Hollywood
Speaker 3: the kt Morning Crew on one O three five k tu,
Speaker 3: so of course you could listen to us every morning
Speaker 3: from six.
Speaker 6: In the morning show this morning. I love us, I
Speaker 6: love Hollywood, I love I know a number of years.
Speaker 6: I know, I know everybody on that show.
Speaker 3: For they okay, yes, but but I will say listen.
Speaker 3: They can give us a try to because you know what,
Speaker 3: you can spread the wealth. You don't have to be
Speaker 3: so greedy scary. You don't have to, you know, steal
Speaker 3: everyone and let them hear us and then they can
Speaker 3: make their decision on where they want to stay.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Step one.
Speaker 4: Astra is part of a very successful morning show in
Speaker 4: the biggest radio market in the world.
Speaker 6: Brody's setting you up so you could contribute to his argument.
Speaker 6: But ahead, where else do you work out?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: And I'm also I'm also the host at page six.
Speaker 3: So if you go to page six dot com and
Speaker 3: click onto the video tab, you can see me hosting
Speaker 3: all the video Page six.
Speaker 2: Right, you're the video you would hate?
Speaker 6: Six is a is the entertainment part of the New
Speaker 6: York Post, one of the biggest newspapers in the biggest
Speaker 6: New York city and the biggest market in the world.
Speaker 2: Look at Brody plugging the New York Posts.
Speaker 6: I never thought i'd see the day anyway, no post,
Speaker 6: so yeah, so anyway, so so yeah, you're the face
Speaker 6: of page six. And okay, so you've got let's face it.
Speaker 6: It's not done yet, She's not done yet. What else
Speaker 6: you got?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh I well, actually I'll just give out my Instagram.
Speaker 8: So a big astra on the air.
Speaker 6: There you go, Astra on the Astra on the air. Now,
Speaker 6: so you also do voice over work, right, there's other
Speaker 6: things you do to earn to earn money.
Speaker 2: She does appearances now.
Speaker 3: She does appearances voice you know, all things that are legal.
Speaker 8: I don't take my clothes off, so.
Speaker 6: You know, no, no, she's the female Scary Jones she does.
Speaker 6: She does endorsements now on the radio. She does appearances anyway.
Speaker 6: Al Right, so okay, great, all that being very well
Speaker 6: for yourself. All that being said, we had ourselves at
Speaker 6: night about a month ago, didn't we, right, Astra.
Speaker 8: We sure did. It was incredible, all right.
Speaker 2: So we went to get to reset my story because
Speaker 2: she already knows your story.
Speaker 6: Well, she went, we went to Cocoa Doc. This is
Speaker 6: going but my story is why we're having her on. Okay,
Speaker 6: he knows she went to Coco Dec.
Speaker 2: So ast Wait.
Speaker 3: Wait when we went to Coco Dec, I have to
Speaker 3: say that I had the caviar on top of the
Speaker 3: chicken nugget.
Speaker 8: Which was my favorite.
Speaker 6: Sounds that sounds that sounds great, Yeah, chicken, continuing to
Speaker 6: prove my point.
Speaker 2: So I want, I want.
Speaker 6: I went out in Staten Island with a bunch of
Speaker 6: my my Brooklyn boys from back in the day.
Speaker 2: We got together.
Speaker 4: There was eleven of us, ten guys and and and
Speaker 4: a woman that we all worked together back in the
Speaker 4: day at Chuck E Cheese and brook a long time ago.
Speaker 4: And uh, the bill comes and they're like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: cash only they're all the guys. It's not cash only,
Speaker 4: but they're all taking cash out and I'm sitting there
Speaker 4: with a car card.
Speaker 2: So my one of my guys, who like is to
Speaker 2: take charge.
Speaker 4: Check guy, he grabs the check and he goes, let
Speaker 4: me look at the check, looks at the check, looks
Speaker 4: at everybody.
Speaker 2: He goes, A one hundred dollars. Everybody hundred dollars, even.
Speaker 6: First night round number. By the way, that's awesome. So
Speaker 6: I'm thinking, can well, I don't know what the bill is.
Speaker 4: Another point, I assume astra, because you know I'm smart
Speaker 4: with money. I assume I probably normally would have paid
Speaker 4: sixty five seventy, but he's rounding it up, mister big shot,
Speaker 4: giving a big tip. So then we'll call her Mary.
Speaker 4: For the sake of this conversation. Mary also reaches into
Speaker 4: her pocket and starts taking out money and counting out
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars in front of her.
Speaker 6: So my guy says to her, WHOA, your money's no good.
Speaker 6: He put your money away and then.
Speaker 2: Shovel more. Sit on yourself.
Speaker 6: My boy takes all the money and whatever we pay
Speaker 6: the bill. And so I say I want my other guy.
Speaker 6: I go, what the fuck this happened? And he says, oh,
Speaker 6: we don't let the women pay. I said, the fuck
Speaker 6: out of here. We're all eleven people, we all have
Speaker 6: a jobs, we'll have careers.
Speaker 4: First of all, I don't have a job. But second
Speaker 4: of all, we're all adults, right, I said, I said,
Speaker 4: second of all. She thanked him because he said put
Speaker 4: your money away. But I later found out that I thought.
Speaker 2: He was paying double.
Speaker 6: I thought he was putting in two hundred to cover
Speaker 6: our Oh no, he volunteered the whole fucking table to
Speaker 6: chip in.
Speaker 2: We all chipped in eleven astra.
Speaker 6: My point is in he volunt he volunteered all of
Speaker 6: us to chip in, and I didn't even get a
Speaker 6: thank you.
Speaker 2: He got to thank you. So ans my question.
Speaker 6: Because we talked about it last week, the listeners have
Speaker 6: already called in.
Speaker 2: I want to know why having a vagina means you
Speaker 2: get to eat for free.
Speaker 8: It's not about that.
Speaker 3: It's the mere fact that it was nine guys and
Speaker 3: one woman. Apps of freaking lutely, the woman does not pay.
Speaker 3: All the men are supposed to pay for the woman. Why,
Speaker 3: Because it's why it's called chivalry, and and and on
Speaker 3: top of it, it's not like.
Speaker 2: Chivalry.
Speaker 3: What hold on, hold on a second and let me talk.
Speaker 3: Mister radio learned to shut up. It is number one
Speaker 3: and number two she offered. She offered to put in
Speaker 3: and he said put your money away, which is the
Speaker 3: right thing.
Speaker 8: And you know what, high five to that guy? Is
Speaker 8: he single?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: Let me have that. You a question, Estra, when you
Speaker 6: ordered the caviar, When you ordered the caviar on the
Speaker 6: French fries, did you know you were eating for free
Speaker 6: that night?
Speaker 8: No? I did not, And I also offered just like
Speaker 8: she did.
Speaker 2: But you already know the rules at this table.
Speaker 6: You knew they weren't gonna let you right.
Speaker 3: No, But those aren't always no, those aren't always the rules.
Speaker 8: Those aren't always the rules. There's no set rules. However,
Speaker 8: I will say that I.
Speaker 3: Do know that if I go out with a group
Speaker 3: of guys and I'm the only female there, if any
Speaker 3: guy was to ever make me.
Speaker 8: Pay, they'll never see me again.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 8: So she was a group of guys and just me.
Speaker 6: So you don't know if you go out with work friends.
Speaker 6: You're going out with nine work friends, none of them
Speaker 6: happened to be women. You're expecting to eat for free, You're.
Speaker 2: Ordering whatever you want on the men, you knowing you're.
Speaker 6: Expecting to eat for free, and if you don't eat
Speaker 6: for free, they're wrong.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm getting here.
Speaker 8: No, that's that is not true.
Speaker 3: First of all, I'm not ordering like the most expensive thing.
Speaker 8: We all actually wanted to try that dish.
Speaker 3: So that was it, Like, that was just okay, okay,
Speaker 3: And I will say this.
Speaker 6: I will say this episode, Astra did do the fake
Speaker 6: wallet reach at the end. I'm kidding, I'm fucking I'm
Speaker 6: fucking with you. No, she did.
Speaker 2: She offered to.
Speaker 3: Pay to pay with wait, with all due respect, there
Speaker 3: have been times I've been out with Scary where I
Speaker 3: have paid. I have because there's also other women there too.
Speaker 2: Okay, so.
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, Scary told me that if it's only one woman,
Speaker 6: the guys always pay. However, absolutely however, okay, we'll get
Speaker 6: back to that in a minute. However, when it's two women,
Speaker 6: sometimes he lets the women pay because it's two women
Speaker 6: and maybe like three guys two women. So my question
Speaker 6: is if it's three guys and they say to you, hey,
Speaker 6: asked you want to go to dinner, and you're like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 6: Now you know the rule going into that dinner right,
Speaker 6: hold on, and then Scary says, hey, why don't why
Speaker 6: don't you invite your friend Wendy? What doesn't Wendy Come now?
Speaker 6: If you know, if you invite Wendy you're not getting
Speaker 6: a meal. Is there a chance you'd lean towards not
Speaker 6: asking Wendy to.
Speaker 2: Go to dinner.
Speaker 3: No, because all of my friends that I hang out
Speaker 3: with we can all pay for our own dinners regardless.
Speaker 3: So whether we have to pay or we don't, we
Speaker 3: don't give a.
Speaker 8: Ship at the end of the day.
Speaker 3: Then we also can tell who is a gentleman.
Speaker 8: And who is not.
Speaker 2: Right, I am a gentleman.
Speaker 6: I get up when you want to enter a room.
Speaker 6: I get up when you leave the table. I open
Speaker 6: car doors. I opened a doors.
Speaker 3: Listen, clearly you jot, but clearly you're upset about paying
Speaker 3: eleven dollars towards a woman eating you should you will need.
Speaker 2: The eleven dollars.
Speaker 6: It was the fact I got volunteer for because I
Speaker 6: was already paying for the guy the going away party.
Speaker 8: Guys, let me just say something.
Speaker 3: Let me just say something that's less than two fucking
Speaker 3: Starbucks is in your bitching?
Speaker 8: Stop it. I don't have a job up.
Speaker 3: I understand that you may not be working, but eleven
Speaker 3: dollars let it happened like it was eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yep, thank you.
Speaker 6: When you're not working like it's not a big deal,
Speaker 6: it is a big deal.
Speaker 2: No, what we to do.
Speaker 3: Eleven dollars is not a big deal when you're not working.
Speaker 3: If it was, like if they was they were asking
Speaker 3: you to put it an extra fifty to one hundred,
Speaker 3: then fine, I'd say, you know, whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 8: Everybody needs to put their Astra share in Astra.
Speaker 2: Wood and Broady have had a caronary.
Speaker 6: Had he been at our dinner and he had to
Speaker 6: pay your share too, because that bill was not going
Speaker 6: to be an eleven dollars extra for him, that would
Speaker 6: have been all, yeah, we went, we went.
Speaker 3: We would have been a whole one hundred and eleven
Speaker 3: dollars extra.
Speaker 6: We went balls deep that night. And it was in
Speaker 6: mixed company in a guy that I had just met.
Speaker 6: This was my boy, Will's friend. So you're talking about Astra.
Speaker 8: A complete stranger that actually put in money.
Speaker 3: That's I don't even know any of us except for Will.
Speaker 2: That was it that's it.
Speaker 6: And I was going to be like, yeah, maybe we
Speaker 6: should uh, we should all chip in, because I didn't
Speaker 6: want to impose on his reservation and make him pay
Speaker 6: so anyway, but when we all did that, we did
Speaker 6: I don't know if he saw Astro we did the nod.
Speaker 6: We were like yep, okay, yep. And then once that happened,
Speaker 6: we knew that Astra was going to be out of
Speaker 6: the equation, and we paid.
Speaker 2: For her dinner.
Speaker 3: We did the right thing, which I wish I rightfully appreciated.
Speaker 3: And this is why I love you, and this is
Speaker 3: what which shows the real men in this world.
Speaker 2: If Scary paid for my dinner every time, I'd love
Speaker 2: him too.
Speaker 3: I just I just told you there have been times
Speaker 3: I've been out with him money and.
Speaker 2: Two there has been no.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't say you didn't pay every time. I'm
Speaker 4: saying with Scary, women don't pay most of the time.
Speaker 6: That's true. In fact, I'll give you another example. I
Speaker 6: would I would love him a lot more if he
Speaker 6: ever treated me, which he has never done. You're not
Speaker 6: a woman, ever, I'm sure he has.
Speaker 3: Because you want to know something, Scary super cheap.
Speaker 6: No, he just said, now, because you're not a woman.
Speaker 6: That's not never treated me to. I'm working with you
Speaker 6: on that too. You know I've paid for your dinners
Speaker 6: and lunches.
Speaker 9: I have.
Speaker 2: We never paid for my dear. You have never paid
Speaker 2: for my dinner. Never I have.
Speaker 8: Clearly doesn't doesn't remember.
Speaker 3: He you know what, he has selective memory at.
Speaker 6: This point, because I'm sure I understand you.
Speaker 10: How is it?
Speaker 2: How is it not scary? Doesn't remember?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 9: I don't?
Speaker 2: I would listen, listen. Let me let me take a.
Speaker 4: Couple of things about me. Number one, I'm frugal. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's not it. That's sun is shocked anybody?
Speaker 8: No? No no?
Speaker 3: Is that the nice way of saying sheep.
Speaker 2: No no, it's not no no no.
Speaker 8: Let me let me ask you something. Let me ask
Speaker 8: you something.
Speaker 3: If you go okay, because I almost feel like you
Speaker 3: have that mentality of them. If I'm not getting laid,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying for.
Speaker 2: Her this podcast. The audio.
Speaker 6: No, I did not say that. I did not say that,
Speaker 6: your dumb ass. That let's go on.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, So if if that is the.
Speaker 3: Case, but find the audio, because you can insert the audio.
Speaker 8: If that's the case, we'll bring this conversation back up.
Speaker 6: But let me ask you this time exactly. I'll tell
Speaker 6: you exactly what I said.
Speaker 4: I said, nobody at the table was in a relationship
Speaker 4: with her, nobody was sleeping with her, no one was
Speaker 4: dating her. I didn't say, you have to sleep with
Speaker 4: them and they can buy them dinner. I have never
Speaker 4: expected dinner on any data ever been on in my
Speaker 4: whole life.
Speaker 2: And I'm married for a very long time. It's been
Speaker 2: real single.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, since you are married, most
Speaker 3: people who are married, let's be honest, the sex goes away.
Speaker 8: So you ain't fucking.
Speaker 3: Your wife either, So are you still paying for her
Speaker 3: when you go out?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, okay.
Speaker 5: To go half?
Speaker 2: Oh your wife.
Speaker 6: Our bank accounts will always join the same money, so
Speaker 6: there isn't There isn't a my money her money thing
Speaker 6: when we got married.
Speaker 3: Okay, but whose credit card comes out when you guys
Speaker 3: go out to dinner or do you make her.
Speaker 8: Put out her credit card which still has your money.
Speaker 2: It's the same credit card.
Speaker 8: I get it, But who's pulling it out? Who's pulling
Speaker 8: it out?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 2: Randomly?
Speaker 4: Sometimes she did, sometimes I did. When we took the
Speaker 4: kids out, I don't know. It doesn't matter. If you're
Speaker 4: all paying the bill together, that doesn't matter. My point
Speaker 4: is I have never expected anything. No, I've never expected
Speaker 4: anything from when I used to be single one hundred
Speaker 4: years ago. I never expected anything for I'm a date.
Speaker 4: I never said what he said. I said because that's
Speaker 4: not who I am. I didn't say that. I said,
Speaker 4: I'm not paying for someone if I'm not dating them.
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm no relationship with this woman. I haven't
Speaker 4: even seen her in fifteen years. She's not getting a
Speaker 4: free dinner out of me.
Speaker 3: But at the end of the day, listen, at the
Speaker 3: end of the day, it wasn't like it was you
Speaker 3: a friend and her. It was literally nine guys, nine
Speaker 3: of you all chipped in.
Speaker 6: It's correct.
Speaker 8: You know what I'm saying, So stop being cheap.
Speaker 2: It wasn't about to leave dollars. It isn't about DOLLI dollars.
Speaker 2: It's defect.
Speaker 4: Why because the fact that she has a vagina doesn't
Speaker 4: get her a free meal. Back in the day, you
Speaker 4: were chivalrous when women didn't have jobs, when they were propered.
Speaker 8: She wasn't. She wasn't asking for a free dinner. She
Speaker 8: pulled out money. She offered. He said, put your money away.
Speaker 6: In my defense, she took the money out very slowly.
Speaker 6: Please let me say something that I did. And as
Speaker 6: she does not know this, and Brod you don't know
Speaker 6: this either. A few weeks ago, we went to this
Speaker 6: restaurant park side, classic Italian restaurant, not cheapens, and I
Speaker 6: will tell you I went with I went with uh,
Speaker 6: our friend Francesca and her husband, and it was Robin
Speaker 6: and I and it was our friend name and it
Speaker 6: was our friend Inez who you know. It was the
Speaker 6: five of us Astra. What do you think happened at
Speaker 6: the end of that meal when the check came, Well.
Speaker 8: It could have gone two ways.
Speaker 3: Either the two guys paid the full bill or the
Speaker 3: two guys paid for the couples and you had iz
Speaker 3: put in maybe for the tip.
Speaker 6: Okay that the latter did not happen. I looked at
Speaker 6: I looked at him, he looked at me, and we
Speaker 6: looked at We did the nod and we covered it.
Speaker 2: We split it by two.
Speaker 8: Which is what men do.
Speaker 6: But you know what I did and then went back
Speaker 6: and tried to vend mow me money. And I'm like,
Speaker 6: what are you doing so.
Speaker 8: Of course you would.
Speaker 6: Because that's what she does. But but my point is
Speaker 6: we were ready to just absorb the four the bill
Speaker 6: place five, put it half half half, We pay half
Speaker 6: of her.
Speaker 2: So whatever.
Speaker 8: So it's sweet, which is exactly that is very sweet.
Speaker 8: And it wasn't nine men, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 8: But one woman would react.
Speaker 2: How do you would Brody reacted in that situation.
Speaker 8: Oh, he would have lost his ship.
Speaker 6: Because now it's just divided by two. Now you now
Speaker 6: you're like.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, divided by two. You pay two fifths of
Speaker 2: the bill, and there's a major TV personality dinner.
Speaker 8: You can afford.
Speaker 6: Well, I could have some guys that It would have
Speaker 6: been nice if the ten guys at the table said,
Speaker 6: you know what, our friend David doesn't.
Speaker 2: Have a job.
Speaker 6: Why don't we pick up his tab and let the
Speaker 6: broad the woman to check the lady with the job
Speaker 6: the very by the way, a very good job, let
Speaker 6: hership in and pay for the guy.
Speaker 8: You want to know somebody, You want to know something.
Speaker 3: If you start being nicer to people and stop bitching,
Speaker 3: maybe they will offer the paper.
Speaker 6: These people don't know.
Speaker 8: It.
Speaker 2: I love it, I love it. I love it. He's
Speaker 2: here on the podcast.
Speaker 8: No they're not.
Speaker 2: They don't know what I said. Oh you love it?
Speaker 2: The eleven dollars was wat worth it? The two podcast
Speaker 2: episodes worth of content.
Speaker 6: I get to write that, I get to write that
Speaker 6: meal off as a business expense now, so.
Speaker 3: You know what, at this point, you're making money on it,
Speaker 3: So shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: I love you absolutely.
Speaker 6: This is why I love you so much. ASTERIDK know?
Speaker 6: And you said you're nineteen years old. This is she's
Speaker 6: my attack this's my attack dog, this is my fucking
Speaker 6: pit bull.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to come to you know. Question is you're.
Speaker 6: Giving a caveat covered frenchchise, no one to see your
Speaker 6: dog chicken.
Speaker 8: Nuggets, me nuggets.
Speaker 3: You know what, somebody, BRONI You're never do you know what, Bronie.
Speaker 3: I was gonna invite you out to Cucoodag next time
Speaker 3: we go, but now you can't come.
Speaker 8: And you know what, I know You're gonna be the cheap.
Speaker 2: Ass because you know I'm not gonna treat you. That's
Speaker 2: why you're not inviting me.
Speaker 3: I don't need I don't need you to treat me, honey.
Speaker 3: I work two jobs now, so I can treat.
Speaker 6: That if I want believe me, you have you have,
Speaker 6: you have two jobs more than I have. If you're
Speaker 6: worried about me being you want to invite me because
Speaker 6: I'm cheap if I would pay my fast share. So
Speaker 6: the only way I'm being cheap is if I don't
Speaker 6: pay for you. So you can invite me. I a
Speaker 6: big tip, will be very generous.
Speaker 8: What's a big tip in your eyes? Twenty dollars?
Speaker 2: God, no, well, twenty dollars. It depends what the total was.
Speaker 2: I give twenty five percent. Usually, oh well, what happened
Speaker 2: about fifteen percent?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: I said fifteen of the out fifteen If the service.
Speaker 2: Sucks, yeah, their minimum is fifteen. If it's a good service,
Speaker 2: I give twenty five. Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: Listen, Oh my god, this feels so good right now.
Speaker 6: You know, thank you so much for being a part
Speaker 6: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast today.
Speaker 1: I thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's do let's do dinner me and you sometime. What
Speaker 2: do you think?
Speaker 8: Absolutely? You know what I think.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take you out scary, but make sure
Speaker 3: that Brody doesn't come.
Speaker 2: Thank him. Thank you very much, love you.
Speaker 3: Actually you know what, no, no, no, we'll get we'll get
Speaker 3: a doggy bag. He could have the leftovers and I
Speaker 3: won't even charge him.
Speaker 2: I get left the Caveat Nuggets, I'll take it.
Speaker 3: No, the cavia will be off the nugget. You'll just
Speaker 3: have the nugget bare.
Speaker 2: Wow, you are spicy today. All right.
Speaker 8: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Have a great week. I know you love you to us. Bye,
Speaker 2: you have a good one too.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 2: Guys my podcast.
Speaker 6: I love the way you hit the commercial before I
Speaker 6: could say anything. Well, we were way overdue. I'm sorry
Speaker 6: that was That was a very long set. You get
Speaker 6: to say what you want to say.
Speaker 4: Now, here's what I'll say, because I we've already beat
Speaker 4: this to death on two podcasts. But here's what I'll
Speaker 4: say to the slices. Slices, make up your own mind
Speaker 4: if you if you think she ordered the Caveat Nuggets
Speaker 4: because she knew she was eating for free, or if
Speaker 4: they're being gentlemen.
Speaker 6: You guys, make your own opinion. Uh, Vinnie from Brooklyn,
Speaker 6: you want to pay for the women, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Uh, you know it's day. You guys can be gentlemen.
Speaker 4: I will continue to be chivalrous in other ways. You are,
Speaker 4: deep down, I know you're a good guy. Down, I'm
Speaker 4: a good guy. You gotta dig pretty deep sometimes, like
Speaker 4: to the end. I listen, everybody knows the father of
Speaker 4: three wonderful, beautiful daughters.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: You know, if somebody wants to occasionally pay for dinner
Speaker 4: for them, that's great.
Speaker 6: But simply because they're women seems odd to me. It
Speaker 6: seems odd to you, and it does seem on to
Speaker 6: a lot of our slices too. That's but that's why
Speaker 6: we do what we do, because we are the ying
Speaker 6: and the Yang and we have different opinions. All right,
Speaker 6: all right, So speaking of things, you do huge trend
Speaker 6: right now that everybody's doing. And I've been trying for
Speaker 6: three days to get it right, and every time I
Speaker 6: do it, it comes out like eighty percent of what
Speaker 6: I want.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like, Oh.
Speaker 4: I feel like by the time I get it perfected,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be too late. And it's already at this point,
Speaker 4: almost past the point is the AI Action figures AI
Speaker 4: Action Figures in the box with the blister pack of
Speaker 4: your supplies phenomen accessories. So somebody I have not, but
Speaker 4: somebody has sent me.
Speaker 6: Actually was Elvis. Elvis has the script down pat so yeah,
Speaker 6: he had maxed the dog. It looked perfect. I'm thinking
Speaker 6: out how to make the replica. There's there's a script
Speaker 6: that you have to give to a to the chat GPT.
Speaker 6: I've got a script, but not good. You don't have
Speaker 6: the good one. Okay, so well I'll copy and paste
Speaker 6: it and then you could, like mad libs, insert your own.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went on YouTube.
Speaker 4: I got the script, but uh, the fact that he
Speaker 4: was able to replicate Max don't Did he use a
Speaker 4: photo of Max to replicate Max?
Speaker 2: Or did he just say put a Schnauzer in the blister.
Speaker 6: He might have said, go to the go to Max
Speaker 6: Duran on Instagram and pull a photo from there, because
Speaker 6: the AI will understand. I'd be like, oh, okay, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna go to the AI goes to what the profile
Speaker 6: and sees the pictures on Instagram. It says, okay, great,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna put Yeah. That's how he does it.
Speaker 4: So if you don't know what we're talking about, just
Speaker 4: google AI action figures. But what it does is it
Speaker 4: makes an action figure that looks like you if you
Speaker 4: do it right, and then you know, like the little blisters,
Speaker 4: a little bubbles of accessories that come up like a
Speaker 4: Barbie doll, the hair dry or whatever.
Speaker 2: Little mine. Scary's gonna tell you what he would put
Speaker 2: in his.
Speaker 4: But I put mine with a laptop, headphones, a radio, microphone,
Speaker 4: a pen, things that I use as a radio person
Speaker 4: and as a comedy writer and as a podcaster. And
Speaker 4: it said Brooklyn Boy Brodie podcaster was great. I put
Speaker 4: myself in a blue and orange baseball jersey with jeans.
Speaker 2: Look great.
Speaker 6: The problem is the photo I used was a photo
Speaker 6: of me wearing a baggy hoodie. So when it made it,
Speaker 6: it made me like really heavy. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 6: I'm not posting that. So I said, make me look thinner.
Speaker 4: And when it made me look thinner, which it did,
Speaker 4: it then changed my face. It didn't look like me anymore.
Speaker 4: I had put glasses on me for some reason. Oh
Speaker 4: so then I said, no, please use your original photo anyway.
Speaker 4: I did like three or four times, and it said
Speaker 4: you were out of photo uploads. Please wait twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: We'll look you when your time is up. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: I have to so I have to wait.
Speaker 2: You will do it again.
Speaker 6: Let me tell you this is I mean, we've been
Speaker 6: talking about toy by the time I do it Ai
Speaker 6: and chat shept for since since it started, and we've
Speaker 6: been telling you the great.
Speaker 2: Uses for it.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of malicious uses going around online too,
Speaker 6: but everyone you know. But every once in a while,
Speaker 6: something like this comes along, Like actually, my father used
Speaker 6: it to write his best the speech to that couple.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you about that? Yeah? He did.
Speaker 6: He did a speech and I actually helped him write
Speaker 6: it with Ai and we had Ai basically spit out
Speaker 6: a ninety second speech to toast the bride and the
Speaker 6: groom of a fifty year anniversary. So yeah, it's actually
Speaker 6: kind of cool, actually kind of cool.
Speaker 4: A couple of accounts I follow on Instagram. I don't
Speaker 4: know what they are. You can google him or just
Speaker 4: find your own. I apologize. One guy creates Marvel cartoons
Speaker 4: basically like cg I animated. He puts in like a
Speaker 4: Hulk image and like a Venom image or another villain,
Speaker 4: and he tells it what to do and then they
Speaker 4: just make a movie out of it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ridiculous. It's pretty brilliant, pretty brilliant. One guy he
Speaker 6: made his great I assume it's his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I don't know. He said, Oh, I took my girlfriend's
Speaker 2: face he put it on.
Speaker 4: Wonder Woman and it looks like she's Wonder Woman walking
Speaker 4: around like it's not like her and a Wonder Woman
Speaker 4: out but it's it's clearly digital. Sure his girlfriend's face
Speaker 4: or some woman's face in a Wonder Woman outfit.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Is that scary? You can do that to Robin.
Speaker 2: You could have Robin's face walking around as Wonder Woman. Phenomenal.
Speaker 2: I you know what, you can create your I just
Speaker 2: realized I can have Robin walking around as Wonder Woman.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I would just realized that too at the
Speaker 6: very same time that you said it. I'm like, now,
Speaker 6: any any slice can do that too if they want you.
Speaker 6: You can actually create your own porn, probably with with
Speaker 6: h Ai. Yeah, there's no need for that. There's plenty
Speaker 6: of You can find your porn if you need anyone.
Speaker 6: I know so, but it's just unbelievable. It's a chat chee,
Speaker 6: but he's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can just tell it anything you want. You
Speaker 6: can make yourself a funko pop.
Speaker 2: I know I may do that next.
Speaker 4: I may make myself an if it comes out right,
Speaker 4: I'll post it. So h Brooklyn boys shirt guys if
Speaker 4: you want to make action figures off yourselves wearing a
Speaker 4: Brooklyn Boys shirt or something that'd be cool, just saying yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I did go to see Barry Manilow. What's
Speaker 2: it to you? I was offered? Yeah last night. Last
Speaker 2: night he called me, because what are you doing? Brody?
Speaker 4: I go, I said, I'm on my way to pick
Speaker 4: a ball? So, uh, this was this is Wednesday, Wednesday,
Speaker 4: ye said, I told him? So, I said, what are
Speaker 4: you doing? He goes, Oh, my way, I have a dinner.
Speaker 2: Why did by the time out? Why do you?
Speaker 6: Why is that your impression of me? You make me
Speaker 6: sound like, uh, some kind of a stupid putts are
Speaker 6: you doing?
Speaker 2: That's not cool? I don't I don't sound like that.
Speaker 2: I don't sound like that. No, oh what do you
Speaker 2: sound like? Dude? They sound like me.
Speaker 6: You gotta give me a better impression. If you're gonna
Speaker 6: do an impression of me, I at least try and
Speaker 6: make it like accurate.
Speaker 2: Let me try. Let me try again. So I said,
Speaker 2: I'm going to pickable. What are you doing? He said,
Speaker 2: I'm going to see by Mellow. Okay, right, thanks like
Speaker 2: a big dufist. Thanks. Oh, that's not what I'm doing.
Speaker 6: Okay, it's got to be higher pitched, right, yes, well
Speaker 6: like okay, I said, so I'm going to pick a ball.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? He said, I'm going to menolog.
Speaker 2: Nailed it, Yeah, nailed it. Okay.
Speaker 4: See so Barry Manilo. But first of all, I like
Speaker 4: Barry Manilo, even though he didn't write the song. I
Speaker 4: write the songs, which is not irony of ironies. I
Speaker 4: love that Bruce Johnston wrote that song.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: But what does you think of Barry? What did the
Speaker 4: open work? What was his encore? Give me the details?
Speaker 4: How many costume changes did he have? So he doesn't
Speaker 4: do full on costume changes. He changes his glitzy jacket
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 2: But okay, but he must have worn the ruffles for
Speaker 2: Copa Cabana. No, that's what he did. Of course, that
Speaker 2: was at the end. That was there, That was part
Speaker 2: of the encore. He opened with miracle and then it
Speaker 2: took a miracle. Yeah, he started with miracle.
Speaker 6: He ended with Copa Cabana followed by a miracle reprize.
Speaker 6: He did miracle at the end. He did like like
Speaker 6: another thirty seconds of it. But you know, I'm really
Speaker 6: fascinated by by Barry Manilow. He's the kind of artist
Speaker 6: that is legendary, hit after hit after hit. You know,
Speaker 6: you at least gen Xer's you know, I don't know
Speaker 6: if I'm sorry about gen Z. You kind of left
Speaker 6: out in the cold on this, But draw your own analogy.
Speaker 4: Gen Z knows who Barry Manilow was because songs pop
Speaker 4: up on TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 2: His songs. Yeah, he actually played a he played a song.
Speaker 2: He played a.
Speaker 6: Song that he never released before but has been made
Speaker 6: popular on TikTok. So he had everyone doing the TikTok
Speaker 6: dances to the song, dancing in the aisle because that's
Speaker 6: one of that that's on TikTok. But anyway, he's you know,
Speaker 6: I grew up with him, but I didn't.
Speaker 2: Know about It was on Glee, by the way, so
Speaker 2: you're right, I didn't know.
Speaker 6: I wanted to see him. You know, my mom used
Speaker 6: to play he was. He was my mom's favorite favorite artist.
Speaker 6: So she had all the albums and every time, you
Speaker 6: know it was a Saturday afternoon whatever she would turn
Speaker 6: on put on the record player, she played Barry Manilow.
Speaker 6: So I got familiar with his music through that, But
Speaker 6: I never had. I never felt like I wanted to
Speaker 6: see him until I was offered ticket by our boy
Speaker 6: David Katz. He said, hey, you want I got an
Speaker 6: extra ticket. Do you and Nate from the show want
Speaker 6: to want to come see Barry manilow.
Speaker 4: Man He had one extra ticket. He vited both of
Speaker 4: you two tickets to stack them up.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we I said yeah, and I said all right,
Speaker 6: And I guess I was mildly looking forward to going,
Speaker 6: if I'm going to be completely honest, But then I'm like,
Speaker 6: you know what, this guy is a legend. I don't
Speaker 6: know how much longer he's going to be playing. He's
Speaker 6: eighty one years old, So what's gonna what's gonna be?
Speaker 6: What's it going to be when I when I see him?
Speaker 6: Is it going to be like exciting? It?
Speaker 2: Well, if you look up how old he was in
Speaker 2: the middle of the show, when you were like I,
Speaker 2: did you get to know?
Speaker 6: You realize you know more music from him than you
Speaker 6: thought you knew. Like, so I thought I was going
Speaker 6: in knowing six of his seven of his songs tours out,
Speaker 6: I knew his entire everything he played except for maybe
Speaker 6: two songs.
Speaker 2: Is your mother's favorite artist? Right could be on all
Speaker 2: the time, like oh my god.
Speaker 6: So when it came on, it was one of those
Speaker 6: situations where it's like, oh, that was him, this song
Speaker 6: is him. This song is like I know weekend in
Speaker 6: New England that I was a number one song, but
Speaker 6: then I couldn't sing it.
Speaker 2: Hips that pass and the night that's not it, that's
Speaker 2: not it. No, I'm saying, I'm just singing that song.
Speaker 2: So I'm singing that. One edition that week in New
Speaker 2: England was like your boss is a fanelo right, yeah exactly,
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 6: So yeah, so it was It was great. He moved around.
Speaker 6: He was much more agile than I thought he was
Speaker 6: going to be. His voice was about maybe seventy percent there.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's aged, but he didn't lip sync at all.
Speaker 6: I thought I was gonna get like a Frankie Valley
Speaker 6: performance where they're basically singing to track on a record.
Speaker 2: No, not much better shape than than the Valley.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he sang, He sang every note, he played the piano.
Speaker 6: He was great. He was and he was moving around
Speaker 6: the stage. He had some coordinated dance moves with his
Speaker 6: troop with his group of people. But I I thoroughly
Speaker 6: enjoyed it, and I was so happy. It was much
Speaker 6: better than I thought it was going to be. And
Speaker 6: now I'm so glad that I got to see a
Speaker 6: living legend perform. So that's been my message to people
Speaker 6: that I've been talking to this week, is that if
Speaker 6: you have a chance to see a rock legend or
Speaker 6: whatever a legend in music, see them. Like I haven't
Speaker 6: seen Rolling Stones, and I don't know if I'll ever
Speaker 6: get to see them because you just never know when
Speaker 6: it's going to be their last performance. So next chance
Speaker 6: I get, I want to see Paul McCartney. Never seen him.
Speaker 6: Have you seen Paul McCartney Have you ever seen?
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw Paul McCartney because when Billy Joel played
Speaker 4: Shay Stadium, Paul McCartney came out and performed right. But
Speaker 4: I have not seen a Paul McCartney concert.
Speaker 2: No, I mean neither have I.
Speaker 6: I've seen him at the iHeart Radio Music Festival, but
Speaker 6: that was an abbreviated set. But I want to see
Speaker 6: him in concert. I want to see Rolling Stones. There
Speaker 6: are people on my bucket list. I'd never seen Arrowsmith.
Speaker 2: Oh, I saw the Rolling Stone, but I think it would.
Speaker 6: Be awesome to see these people because you just you
Speaker 6: know at some point they're going to retire. And these
Speaker 6: people are classic. I mean, they've right. And I'm going.
Speaker 2: To mention another legendary performer. Do you know who Barry
Speaker 2: Manilow is.
Speaker 4: One of his first jobs ever was playing piano as
Speaker 4: a background performer for I Do Not Bette Midler, Oh
Speaker 4: no way? And do you know who also was a
Speaker 4: back backup singer for Bette Midler?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 2: Katie Sigal, who you might know from Madwood Children or
Speaker 2: Sons of Anarchy.
Speaker 6: Oh get out? Katie Sigal was a background So the
Speaker 6: voices on Futurama? Who's the backup singers?
Speaker 2: I had no idea?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So yeah, so Barry was great? Yeah I did. Did
Speaker 2: you get a shirt? Did not get a shirt? But man,
Speaker 2: no merch no merch no, no Mrchilo, no Merchilo. I'm
Speaker 2: not that big of a fan.
Speaker 6: I mean, I mean I'm a fan of low because
Speaker 6: you know, because he was part of my childhood.
Speaker 2: And now, at any point, did straight and eight make
Speaker 2: this sound?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, now, not that he would. How he gets excited?
Speaker 6: So did we talk about the Frankie Valley memes on
Speaker 6: this podcast. Oh he did we I think we did.
Speaker 6: We mentioned it, yea, how he's like that.
Speaker 2: It looks like Nate and David enjoyed the show. They
Speaker 2: loved it. They enjoyed it. Oh my god, David.
Speaker 6: David was one of those people that you couldn't get to. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he was like singing every lyric. You know, I'm like,
Speaker 6: I want to.
Speaker 2: Hear Barry sing. Stop it.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 2: It was one of these you met at him for
Speaker 2: singing because you hate when people say.
Speaker 6: It was one of those Taylor Swift moments where you
Speaker 6: go to a Taylor Swift concert and the kids are
Speaker 6: screaming at the top of their lungs and you can't
Speaker 6: even hear Taylor.
Speaker 2: I paid to see Taylor, not to see you fucking
Speaker 2: hear you sing. But anyway, no, no, no, no. But David,
Speaker 2: you know, he he had some moments where he was like,
Speaker 2: but it was great. Hey, uh, you remember to say
Speaker 2: hi for me, right, because I'd asked you to say
Speaker 2: hi for me. Do you wait?
Speaker 6: You asked me to say hello to the last thing
Speaker 6: I said to you on the call, and I said, hey,
Speaker 6: I haven't spoken to them in a long time.
Speaker 2: Tell Nate and David. I said, hid, did you do that?
Speaker 2: We gotta take a break with Sar and Brodie. I'll
Speaker 2: take that as a no. From before the commercial break.
Speaker 2: I forgot. I'm sorry. That's all right. You know when
Speaker 2: I when I'm not around you, I try and forget you.
Speaker 2: I hear you, buddy, I hear you. Good deal.
Speaker 6: But what's going on? Oh he's putting on the the
Speaker 6: big orange glasses. That means something, something's coming. Are those
Speaker 6: your bifocals?
Speaker 4: No, douche bag, what do you just glasses? They just
Speaker 4: happened to be orange because they matched the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 4: logo behind us. They're Mets orange.
Speaker 6: Well I'm not talking about that, but are they the
Speaker 6: split thing like by like where they wear buyfocals?
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you talking? Does anyone wear buy focals? Yeah?
Speaker 4: The people they put them down on their nose that
Speaker 4: they can see down the bifocal part. Oh no, I
Speaker 4: just had to read something on my computer real quick
Speaker 4: that was really small. I was like, what okay all
Speaker 4: the time, what's up anyway?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 4: I had a I want to do grammar police. I
Speaker 4: want to tell a Facebook marketplace story.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's get right here. You want the grammar police jingle,
Speaker 2: do grammar Police. I didn't bring it home. The fuck
Speaker 2: you didn't get that in there? Police rama police Police.
Speaker 4: So those are just some some things on Facebook that
Speaker 4: I saw, and there may be one or two in
Speaker 4: here that I've done before. I apologized during my Facebook
Speaker 4: Grammar Police folder on my phone.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: This person was commenting on a guitar solo and they
Speaker 4: said that solo blows me over to this day, the solo,
Speaker 4: the guitar solo, and I said, it's not blows you
Speaker 4: blows me over.
Speaker 2: Its bowls you over? Bowls you over? Yeah, blows over.
Speaker 2: Did I do the carbone one?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: The reference to carbone.
Speaker 4: Carbone is an Italian restaurant that scary knows the owner
Speaker 4: of it's c A R B O N E. This
Speaker 4: person said, are you sure you went to carbon so
Speaker 4: no e? So I replied, I said, no, they didn't
Speaker 4: go to carbon. Carbon is a copy?
Speaker 2: Hi Hi out? Okay? Uh so hold on?
Speaker 5: Uh So.
Speaker 4: This person was commenting on on a video and he
Speaker 4: said A R E. Our teachers are to blame total failures,
Speaker 4: to which I pointed out that it's our teachers and
Speaker 4: you spelled failure is wrong hashtag irony.
Speaker 2: But what he said R was he trying?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 2: Was he making a joke? Our teachers fail?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know it wasn't making a joke.
Speaker 6: I thought he was being facetious, but then he wound
Speaker 6: up spelling his word wrong. Or maybe he didn't do
Speaker 6: either one on purpose. No, no, okay, is there something
Speaker 6: that you would you would that's something that you would do,
Speaker 6: is like actually put a purposefully put but only yes.
Speaker 4: But he didn't do that because other people commented about
Speaker 4: his spelling errors and he wrote, fuck you, we didn't
Speaker 4: write I was joking.
Speaker 7: Ah.
Speaker 4: This person was talking about Sam Wilson, who's the uh.
Speaker 4: The uh was originally the Falcon in comic books, who
Speaker 4: became Captain America. And this person wrote, for fans that
Speaker 4: don't know Sam donned the Mantle in nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4: Now he wrote d A W N E d donned,
Speaker 4: but it's donned d O n N don donned.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: This person said it was this is on a radio page.
Speaker 4: When you hear Casey case On C A S O N,
Speaker 4: you go back to when time was good. Casey Caseum.
Speaker 6: Was k K A S K S s y case case.
Speaker 6: I don't know, it's not it's not K S O N.
Speaker 6: So yeah, uh, scary Jones.
Speaker 2: That one was forgivable. Yeah, what what did I do?
Speaker 2: Wrote me back?
Speaker 4: And you said Apple sucks that way it costed me
Speaker 4: three hundred dollars. When did I say that in a
Speaker 4: text message? And I wrote, that's great? Also, you might
Speaker 4: want to check the past tense of the word costs
Speaker 4: no cost right, you wrote costed costed. You said it
Speaker 4: costed me three hundred dollars, Scary Jones, that's you.
Speaker 2: Did I write that? Yes, you did. I'll send it
Speaker 2: back to you.
Speaker 5: Shit.
Speaker 6: This person was talking about current Press Secretary Caitlin Levitt,
Speaker 6: who was married to a man who is thirty years
Speaker 6: older than she is. This woman wrote, a woman who
Speaker 6: has married someone thirty eight years her junior. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 6: that would make him like a five year old. Well,
Speaker 6: actually she's only twenty eight, so that would make him
Speaker 6: negative ten. It's thirty eight years old her senior. Yes, senior,
Speaker 6: very important.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: So this is a conversation that I had with someone
Speaker 4: I don't it doesn't matter who they were referring to,
Speaker 4: doesn't matter. They wrote, and you wear a swastika and
Speaker 4: a part of the underground a cult A cult so
Speaker 4: a cult, yeah, the occult like devil worshiping whatever.
Speaker 6: So they wrote w A r E so so not
Speaker 6: to be a dick, I wrote, I think you mean
Speaker 6: where w e ar? And she wrote back, thank you.
Speaker 6: So then she changed it to and you wears a
Speaker 6: swastika w e r S so. I said, hey, you're
Speaker 6: welcome that, you know for correcting you before. But f yi,
Speaker 6: there's no s in whares it's it's and you wear
Speaker 6: a swastika.
Speaker 2: So she wrote back.
Speaker 4: Anything else wrong, and I said, well, now that you
Speaker 4: mention it, I said, you're either trying to say cult
Speaker 4: because she wrote a cult a c u l T.
Speaker 4: And I said, you're either trying to say that he's
Speaker 4: in a cult c ult or you're trying to say
Speaker 4: he's part of the occult O c c U LT
Speaker 4: but a cult is not a word, which he replied, Okay,
Speaker 4: you know what, at this point, I could care less.
Speaker 2: The icing on the cake that is that is that
Speaker 2: is chef's kiss right there, yes, to which I said, well, uh,
Speaker 2: you mean you couldn't care less. I think we're done. Okay, Uh,
Speaker 2: this person wrote admins, why why are there posts? Why
Speaker 2: are there? Oh the wrong there posts? Not dealing with
Speaker 2: with this ship. Do your damn jobs. D A M.
Speaker 5: D A M.
Speaker 2: Do your damn jobs. You've been standing these a while,
Speaker 2: haven't you.
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 4: And then my favorite This is not really a grammar police,
Speaker 4: but if you're a comic book fan, you don't need
Speaker 4: to know too much about comics. But my favorite artist
Speaker 4: is John Byrne b y r n e one of
Speaker 4: my favorites. And whenever I see he draw anything drawn
Speaker 4: by him, I know it's him. I can tell by
Speaker 4: the mouth, the muscles, know it's John Byrn. So somebody
Speaker 4: put up a picture of two characters and they wrote, oh,
Speaker 4: George Perez is the greatest artist of all time. How
Speaker 4: great is this artwork? And so the next person wrote,
Speaker 4: you know it's funny. Somebody yesterday said that was John Byrne,
Speaker 4: And I know it's not John Byrn. That looks nothing
Speaker 4: like John Burn's art. I know John Burns art anywhere.
Speaker 4: George Perez is the best. Which I put up a
Speaker 4: picture of that full page, the same page at the
Speaker 4: top they had someone had cropped it off. It's an
Speaker 4: artwork by John Byrne, and I said, you must be
Speaker 4: a really big fan and you definitely know this is
Speaker 4: absolutely not his work because you would recognize it anywhere.
Speaker 2: And I love John Byrn, I love how you I
Speaker 2: had to rub your rub their nose in it. Well,
Speaker 2: he's my favorite. But it was the fact he said,
Speaker 2: I know John Bernard every anywhere I see it and
Speaker 2: that's not John Burn, to which they wrote, fuck you.
Speaker 2: I could care less. I did care less. Yeah, absolutely, well,
Speaker 2: I just something I want to read from.
Speaker 6: Uh mobster slipped something to my I haven't heard from
Speaker 6: in a minute a minute, love you, love you, love
Speaker 6: you Morgan. But he's commenting on are we outing him?
Speaker 6: Don't out him on the out him. He's a shady
Speaker 6: jew mobster. He's got it's his, it's it's his, it's
Speaker 6: his screen name is what his actual name is not
Speaker 6: in his Yes it is. That is his name on Instagram,
Speaker 6: his real name, Yes, his real name is there anyway.
Speaker 6: But that being said, I will say this and I
Speaker 6: thank you for backing me up. And then this has
Speaker 6: been a long tired topic. I think we've we've treaded
Speaker 6: on this tire way too way too often, and I
Speaker 6: want this to really be the final word on this topic. Okay, sure,
Speaker 6: and me buying the tire and wheel package from BMW
Speaker 6: and everyone telling me.
Speaker 2: Or a lot of people telling me I got ripped off.
Speaker 6: Okay, But he raises a great point because he is
Speaker 6: the finance manager of a at one of these car dealerships. Yep,
Speaker 6: and he basically told me that you know it's popular.
Speaker 2: Basically told you now.
Speaker 6: He told me it's a popular thing that people buy.
Speaker 6: They're also it's also their most used package. The people
Speaker 6: ragging on you most likely don't have a luxury car,
Speaker 6: and a wheel tire package wouldn't make sense on a
Speaker 6: run of the mill vehicle. Not only are BMW wheels
Speaker 6: and tires more expensive, but the wheels themselves tend to
Speaker 6: be made of a more lightweight material. While this adds
Speaker 6: to the performance of the vehicle, it also makes the
Speaker 6: wheels more susceptible to damage and failure. Your tire and
Speaker 6: wheel package is a very sound investment on your part
Speaker 6: when many people when people actually use them, as you
Speaker 6: very well did, the package pay for itself on the
Speaker 6: first repair. It's the people that buy it and never
Speaker 6: use it that keep the companies that offer it in business.
Speaker 6: At the end of the day, it's insurance, but for
Speaker 6: the part that contacts the ground the most, And like
Speaker 6: all insurance, unless you use it, you're not getting your
Speaker 6: money's worth. Sorry for the novel, but you deserve to
Speaker 6: know you made the right decision, and I recommend you
Speaker 6: continue to make that decision decision as so as long
Speaker 6: as you live in the Tri State area and the
Speaker 6: way these roads are.
Speaker 2: So thank you. I feel once again justified.
Speaker 6: And for all of those everybody who's a naysayer, who
Speaker 6: has insurance on anything, their home, their life, whatever, if
Speaker 6: you don't use it, then you're also getting ripped off.
Speaker 2: So guess what.
Speaker 5: Oh, so you.
Speaker 2: Deliberately hit the pothole, You want credit for hitting the
Speaker 2: back all y'all?
Speaker 6: No, but I'm saying that, like if you have life
Speaker 6: is relevant point. The fact that you used it isn't
Speaker 6: the part of the story that matters. It's the part
Speaker 6: that you paid more. Well, think you have insurance on
Speaker 6: your home? You have home insurance?
Speaker 2: Do you have home insurance?
Speaker 1: Brody?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, I don't have a home anymore. Okay. Did you
Speaker 2: have home insurance for all those years? Yes? Yes, but
Speaker 2: I I didn't pay more for the home insurance than
Speaker 2: my home was worth.
Speaker 6: You paid more for your your tire package than the
Speaker 6: rim and the tires, which you refuse to add up.
Speaker 2: No, let's move on.
Speaker 4: I don't shouldn't be paying for women at dinner. Okay,
Speaker 4: I just sent you a link. Open up the link
Speaker 4: and tell me what the socks say? One of our slices. Jesse,
Speaker 4: who is uh Minion Morgan will do on Instagram on Twitter?
Speaker 4: Can I can I open it up? Let's take a
Speaker 4: break and let me open it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, do that. I give you a second. Here, good
Speaker 2: the Boys podcast.
Speaker 11: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can't do it all.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm running the running the equipment. I don't
Speaker 6: like to looking at my phone with hire package. So
Speaker 6: much to do, so busy man. So thank you, Minion Morgan.
Speaker 6: Jesse who found the perfect socks for scary What do
Speaker 6: they say?
Speaker 9: Scary?
Speaker 2: They say? Yep? What do they say?
Speaker 6: Feeling a little You couldn't obviously see it on Twitter?
Speaker 6: Feeling a little county today. Yeah, it's perfect socks for you, Scarce.
Speaker 6: You get those, don't you think?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I would never wear those. Oh my god, that word.
Speaker 6: That word haunts me it's okay.
Speaker 2: Hey, you got to congratulate me. I got an email.
Speaker 2: It was in my inbox, right in my email, and
Speaker 2: it said congratulations, you want a Ferrari. Ooh you got
Speaker 2: a Ferrari?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 2: An email came in color? Which mom on?
Speaker 6: The email came in from Hulking GTB, h f R
Speaker 6: E t if f u r z q R at
Speaker 6: flammableflags dot com. So you know it's legit. Oh, it's
Speaker 6: leg When I opened it, it actually said claim your
Speaker 6: brand new free Cobalt tool set from Lows for being
Speaker 6: a loyal customer. Loyalty pays off. So not only is
Speaker 6: it not from Lows, it's not a Ferrari, but I'm
Speaker 6: sure I actually won.
Speaker 2: Oh of course. But do you get the too? Excited?
Speaker 2: Do you get the tools? I also.
Speaker 4: Wait is more in another email from O'Reilly Auto Parts,
Speaker 4: who sent me an email congratulated me on the Stanley
Speaker 4: tool set I won. When email does not come from
Speaker 4: O'Reilly autil Yeah, I was gonna say, when you click
Speaker 4: on that, where what's the origin of the address. Let
Speaker 4: me let me see this must be there. They're they're
Speaker 4: what they call their winners department. From the email address
Speaker 4: r A.
Speaker 8: S p y z n u e j n k
Speaker 8: k k b n p r en v b z s.
Speaker 2: O r s M at group feed. That's probably O'Reilly
Speaker 2: Auto Parts.
Speaker 6: Oh sure, you know, you know it's crazy, O'Reilly, you
Speaker 6: know it's crazy. Part crazy to me, let's work on somebody. No,
Speaker 6: it does, it does because this has been like the
Speaker 6: oldest trade. It's the first thing you do is you
Speaker 6: check that you cross reference the the return email address
Speaker 6: and it never matches up. But the fact that people
Speaker 6: are still doing it all these years later means yes,
Speaker 6: it has worked on someone. So yeah, people are and
Speaker 6: it's probably someone like my dad. Oh my god, what
Speaker 6: a couple more things to read before I forget.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a singer who popped up in my
Speaker 4: Facebook feed under people you may know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to say her name.
Speaker 4: I hope she's successful someday, but if she becomes really famous,
Speaker 4: then I will absolutely tell you her name. So you know,
Speaker 4: like you're writing a little bio section of Facebook. It
Speaker 4: says her name, and it says what does she do?
Speaker 4: She says she wrote, I make up songs M A
Speaker 4: K e U P one word. Oh man, I make up,
Speaker 4: make up.
Speaker 2: Some makeup.
Speaker 6: She thinks she sings songs about makeup. Probably, Yeah, so
Speaker 6: that's a that's a problem. Nice bronzer or nice bronzer.
Speaker 6: I want to I want to give a shout out
Speaker 6: to Judith A. R. I'm not going to say her
Speaker 6: whole name. She was was on a Saturday Night Live
Speaker 6: video and she said, I can't watch that show. I
Speaker 6: hate canned laughter.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, to.
Speaker 4: Which I replied, are you freaking oblivious to the fact
Speaker 4: that Saturday Night Live is filmed live in front of
Speaker 4: a live audience.
Speaker 2: It's only been fifty years for you to gather that information.
Speaker 6: Holy shit, Wow, Wow, I think they somebody wrote, somebody wrote,
Speaker 6: it's filmed live. The laugh to you here is the
Speaker 6: audience laughing. Holy shit, jeez, that's crazy. I can't believe you,
Speaker 6: know how.
Speaker 2: And she's a grown woman. She's not like a ten
Speaker 2: year old a twelve year old who doesn't watch the show.
Speaker 6: Now, I will say this, they definitely cheat because I
Speaker 6: have been in the studio audience for those live shows.
Speaker 2: And yes, the audience laughs and the audience applauses, but
Speaker 2: the applauses the applauses. Did I say the applause applauses,
Speaker 2: He said, the audience apply my brain is dysfunctional.
Speaker 6: Today when I went home to watch it on playback,
Speaker 6: it's sometimes I feel like the laughter is beefed up
Speaker 6: a little bit. I think they do blend in some
Speaker 6: fake laughs with the real laughs, especially on moments where
Speaker 6: they want like there has to be like a funny
Speaker 6: pun punchline and maybe didn't go over as well.
Speaker 2: They want to like really like juice it up a
Speaker 2: little bit. They definitely do that.
Speaker 6: Now I don't know that for a fact, But when
Speaker 6: I see them before and after since I've been in
Speaker 6: the audience, and then I went back to watch it,
Speaker 6: I don't recall. I'm like, wait, I gonna recall that
Speaker 6: being that funny to the audience. So maybe they do
Speaker 6: add a little fluff, you know, live as it's happening.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't you hear the volume of the of the laughter
Speaker 6: go up?
Speaker 2: I think someone.
Speaker 6: I feel like someone's on the soundboard somewhere, or maybe
Speaker 6: when they do a playback, you know, you know, they
Speaker 6: those shows live forever, but maybe when they post it
Speaker 6: or maybe when they play it.
Speaker 4: Back at a lead because someone would call someone would
Speaker 4: call them out for it. I don't know all right,
Speaker 4: speaking of audio, this is uh, this was the end
Speaker 4: of March. I didn't get a chance to play it.
Speaker 4: But did you hear about the the Texas Congressional It
Speaker 4: wasn't congressional.
Speaker 2: Let me see.
Speaker 4: I want to get the exact A Texas House committee
Speaker 4: hearing was derailed because of fake names. Now with scaries
Speaker 4: do birthdays? For the morning show? People were always slipping face.
Speaker 4: Let's listen to this guy, very very straight guy Texas
Speaker 4: is reading the names. I don't understand how you don't
Speaker 4: like you don't get it after the first one, but
Speaker 4: let's hopefully you can hear it because Scariyce is never
Speaker 4: loud enough. It was a hearing to talk about transgender issues,
Speaker 4: and uh, he got pranked.
Speaker 5: Is there a Connie lingis here?
Speaker 2: Connie lingis anyone? Connie lingis?
Speaker 5: What about Anita Dick and me?
Speaker 2: Anita Dick and me? Did you hear that? Scary? Yes?
Speaker 5: Or holden? Holden?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Okay, oh my god?
Speaker 5: Are any three of those people here? All right, you
Speaker 5: got your you got your moments. I hope you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: But Brody that it's so fucking obvious.
Speaker 6: I understand that, but he still said, uh is Anita
Speaker 6: Dick and me? Here Anita Dick and me.
Speaker 2: You know what this reminds me of. This reminds me
Speaker 2: of nobody's named Anita and I know, I know, right, but.
Speaker 6: This reminds me of a TV station that got tricked
Speaker 6: into saying fake names on the air of the the
Speaker 6: plane that crashed, the Asiana flight that crashed in.
Speaker 2: Malaysia, all the Asian, fake Asian. So yeah, so let's
Speaker 2: I want to play that one for you guys.
Speaker 11: We have new information now also on the plane crash,
Speaker 11: k TV has just learned the names of the four
Speaker 11: pilots who are on board the flight. They are Captain
Speaker 11: Something Wong, We too Low, Holy, and Bang dang Al.
Speaker 2: Are the names of the pilots on board. Okay, you can't.
Speaker 6: You can't, dude, And they put the graphic on the
Speaker 6: screen of the names.
Speaker 2: You can't do that. You can't not, you can't. How
Speaker 2: does that fucking get through? We too Low?
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, Bang dang ow to me, that
Speaker 6: is the funniest that. I'm sorry, it's funny. It's because
Speaker 6: the people died. But how does this I just want
Speaker 6: to know how that conversation goes where you know, an event,
Speaker 6: a tragedy is happening live and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: you know this this just into the newsroom, do they
Speaker 6: just like they want to be the first ones, so
Speaker 6: they rush they rush it on the air, like we
Speaker 6: want to be first, so let's just get this, and
Speaker 6: they get it on the air. And but the somebody
Speaker 6: took the time to actually write up the graphic. Didn't
Speaker 6: it look funny on the screen when they the person
Speaker 6: was typing it into a computer to make to generate
Speaker 6: the graphic that they eventually went on. They didn't do
Speaker 6: the graphic live on TV. They actually somebody had to
Speaker 6: prepare that and then it went live on TV. Oh
Speaker 6: my god, something long. Okay, have you have you heard
Speaker 6: have you ever heard the oj Simpson prank call the
Speaker 6: person who was an eyewitness?
Speaker 2: No, it was actually a Howard Stern listener. No, this
Speaker 2: is major news. Peter Jennings from ABC News breaks in here.
Speaker 2: It is can you hear it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I just can ask everybody to be quiet for
Speaker 5: a moment.
Speaker 9: We have on the phone with us as well, Robert Higgins,
Speaker 9: who lives in the neighborhood and is on the ground
Speaker 9: and can see inside the van.
Speaker 5: Mister Higgins, Oh yeah, how are you just about as
Speaker 5: tense as you are? So hello? This is Can you
Speaker 5: see what I'm looking at right now?
Speaker 7: Is I'm looking at the van and I see OJ
Speaker 7: kind of slouching down, looking very very old it now
Speaker 7: look at here, he looks very up fit. Oh my god,
Speaker 7: I don't know what he's gonna be doing.
Speaker 5: Can you can you can you see him doing anything specific?
Speaker 5: Is he merely sitting there?
Speaker 7: He is just sitting around, you know, just looking like
Speaker 7: he'd be very nervous.
Speaker 2: Sounds like the trucker who calls our shot.
Speaker 5: Hear anything, mister Higgins, He's.
Speaker 7: Just too much commotion. I appear in the back of
Speaker 7: her news ving, so I can't really hear that good,
Speaker 7: but I can see it all. And I see O J.
Speaker 7: I see O J. Man, and he looks scared, and
Speaker 7: I would be scared because there's tops old dictiveness.
Speaker 5: Thank you, mister Higgins, and y'all.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 5: The driveway of O. J.
Speaker 9: Simpson's home in Bredwood clearly an effort being made to
Speaker 9: have him come out of the vehicle in the doorway
Speaker 9: of the house, his friend Alf telling Peter.
Speaker 10: By the way, just for the record, missus al Michaels.
Speaker 10: So that was a totally farcical call. Lest anybody think
Speaker 10: that that was somebody who was truly across the street.
Speaker 2: That was not It was farciting.
Speaker 10: He said something in code at the end that's indicative
Speaker 10: of the mentioning of the name of certain radio talk
Speaker 10: show host.
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, So he was not there, of all people.
Speaker 6: Al Michaels, who Michael's the sports guy in he's the
Speaker 6: NBC football guy.
Speaker 2: Oh he was, Yeah, it was O. J.
Speaker 6: Simpson because so he was an athlete rifle right, Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. Oh that was a farcical call, f OJ.
Speaker 7: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's embarrassing, embarrassing. Hey, I got two
Speaker 2: more real, real quick clips of sports stuff. Can I
Speaker 2: play now? We're gonna take a break. We'll take a break.
Speaker 6: We've been running real really late since Asher tore you
Speaker 6: a new asshole at the beginning of this.
Speaker 2: She she absolutely did knock. That was twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: He gave her a opinion.
Speaker 4: She's someone who is energized by free Caviare I tell
Speaker 4: you get it? Okay, all right, So I want to
Speaker 4: play some sports sound, and then some sound it's been
Speaker 4: driving me crazy.
Speaker 2: I finally figured out what it was.
Speaker 4: So remember I told you last week or the week
Speaker 4: before about Jose sr I s I r I, who
Speaker 4: plays for the Mets. Yes, okay, so I want you
Speaker 4: to see apple phone uses what happens when he plays baseball.
Speaker 4: Here's a couple of clips before the opening day game.
Speaker 2: It ain't night.
Speaker 5: What's center failder number nineteen O?
Speaker 2: Say Siri? And here he is getting a hit and
Speaker 2: Springer lines on the left.
Speaker 8: So I feel Siri cutting across, can't get it.
Speaker 5: It's just beyond the reach of a diving Siri. And
Speaker 5: he's got himself a two triple.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he was playing center field. It's gotta be
Speaker 2: setting phones off. Of course.
Speaker 6: It is, especially when they say his full name, Jose Siri,
Speaker 6: because it sounds like it ain't not what.
Speaker 5: Center failder number nineteen O?
Speaker 2: Siri?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hell second, Jose Siri? Mine?
Speaker 6: Yeah, mine just woke up too. Yeah that's gonna be
Speaker 6: that's gonna be a problem. We tried this on the
Speaker 6: last podcast. Yeah, this is gonna be an issue. So
Speaker 6: this is a sound I've been hearing out my window
Speaker 6: for weeks and weeks. Every every once in a while,
Speaker 6: I hear the sound. I can't figure out what the
Speaker 6: sound is. Run out, I run out to my window
Speaker 6: and I can't figure it out. I finally figured out
Speaker 6: what this sound is, So say if you recognize the sound.
Speaker 2: It's a little low. I can't hear anything there. No,
Speaker 2: it sounds like an egg timer.
Speaker 5: It's a.
Speaker 4: Just like an egg timer, like an A couldn't figure
Speaker 4: out what the sound was. I finally was outside when
Speaker 4: the sound happened and I saw it.
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 6: Well, where I live, there's a dead end street nearby
Speaker 6: where I live, not far so if you were to
Speaker 6: back you, if you were on a truck going into
Speaker 6: that street, you'd have to back out of the street.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: And it's an Amazon electric van that when it backs up,
Speaker 6: it goes, oh shit. And I thought it was in
Speaker 6: a law in my house. I thought it was an alarm, like,
Speaker 6: I goes, what does that sound? I was all over
Speaker 6: my house. There's an egg timer and my drawer going off.
Speaker 6: It's electric Amazon trucks backing up.
Speaker 2: Wow, you know?
Speaker 6: And I never would have known because I can't see
Speaker 6: the dead end street from my window. You're outside and
Speaker 6: you see the truck down the block backing out of
Speaker 6: the street. You're like, oh, it's a fucking Amazon truck.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy, Brod.
Speaker 6: You just reminded me what's appearing on the streets of
Speaker 6: Hoboken these days are those Uber Eats robot delivery services.
Speaker 6: The robot so, uh have you seen these robots delivering things?
Speaker 6: It's like a friggin no. They literally use these little
Speaker 6: robotic things with this. It has like a cooler or
Speaker 6: a chester whatever, and it's locked. So whoever from the
Speaker 6: store puts in, puts the food in, puts whatever it is,
Speaker 6: locks it and sends it on its way. So it
Speaker 6: goes through the streets of Hoboken to deliver the order,
Speaker 6: but it stops at crosswalks and knows.
Speaker 2: How to cross the street.
Speaker 6: But it's a little it literally is like a little
Speaker 6: fucking thing. It's like maybe two three feet off the
Speaker 6: ground and it's got wheels. It's self guided. I don't
Speaker 6: know how the hell it knows to like not to
Speaker 6: knock into people or whatever. But can it make your
Speaker 6: lunch look like wonder woman? No, I don't know if
Speaker 6: it could do that, but okay, but I don't understand
Speaker 6: how it's gonna survive.
Speaker 2: We live in Jersey City, Hoboken, this city, Manhattan. That
Speaker 2: shit's gonna get vandalized.
Speaker 6: Like I wonder if people like like beat the fuck
Speaker 6: out of them, or like try and steal the food inside.
Speaker 6: I mean, I mean, I'm sure it has cameras all
Speaker 6: over it, but I don't I don't get how these
Speaker 6: robots are going to take over. It's not super terminator.
Speaker 6: But it's not supervised though. It's it's wild. If you
Speaker 6: google it, image it.
Speaker 2: You haven't ordered it yet, you have an ordered food
Speaker 2: using it. No, I'm waiting for one to show up
Speaker 2: to my house away. Why don't you see if I
Speaker 2: can bring you wrapping paper.
Speaker 6: It's always a guy on a bicycle that shows up,
Speaker 6: but wrapping paper right, hold on, No, it's the uh
Speaker 6: the uber eats robot. Uber eats robots. If you google
Speaker 6: that robots. I've seen a TV show on some news program.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're green. It's like a white it's white. Oh,
Speaker 2: this one was white, and this one is green with
Speaker 2: and it's got a flag on it. Look. Look, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna hold it up to the camera. Oh that's pretty
Speaker 2: cool looking. Yeah, but it has like. Now, let me
Speaker 2: ask your question. Do you have to tip the robot?
Speaker 2: It's a great question there it is.
Speaker 6: It's got eyes yeah, yeah, but but in it and
Speaker 6: it's got like a chest like almost like a cooler,
Speaker 6: but it doesn't open unless I.
Speaker 2: Have another question for you. Yeah, do you tip it?
Speaker 4: I don't know, Uh yeah, tip it over like somebody's.
Speaker 4: Is somebody using the remote control to run it? Or
Speaker 4: is it preprogrammed? It knows how to do everything.
Speaker 6: I would imagine you don't have to tip it then
Speaker 6: you don't, you know? I just realize that that would
Speaker 6: save money on tips. Yeah, let me ask you another question. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I would say you're zero for a tip. Okay, let's
Speaker 6: say you're at your house. What if the screen pops
Speaker 6: up when you're taking your food out? Screen pops up
Speaker 6: and it says ten percent, we'll create your own Who
Speaker 6: if the tip window pops up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, custom tip zero zero.
Speaker 4: What if you're at your house and it's you jet Ski, Brian, Taul,
Speaker 4: Darren and Astra and you're ordering food on Uber Eats?
Speaker 4: Do you treat Astra at your house?
Speaker 6: Oh, we're going back to this conversation again. I just
Speaker 6: thought about of course you can't pay for food.
Speaker 2: You should. You won't let a paper food even your house.
Speaker 2: But the other guys have to pay for food because
Speaker 2: they were born with a penis.
Speaker 5: No, no, no no.
Speaker 6: Usually, if I'm ordering food to my house and a
Speaker 6: bunch of yours, don't a bunch of people are over.
Speaker 2: If you're chipping in, you're chipping in no, because to me,
Speaker 2: the part who's the host.
Speaker 6: Usually, at least this has been my experience, the person
Speaker 6: who's hosting is usually the person that pays if they
Speaker 6: want to feel like, if they feel like doing it
Speaker 6: that day.
Speaker 2: But otherwise we do chip in. But yeah, we would
Speaker 2: not let her pay again because she she was warm
Speaker 2: out of vagina.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she got the veadge. You got a problem with
Speaker 6: the vedge card. You got the problem badge card. You
Speaker 6: got a problem with that.
Speaker 2: Don't have any problem with Vadge, No problem. No, you
Speaker 2: have a problem with Astra. No, I don't I love Astra.
Speaker 2: I just I just I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Still, if you if you asked, if you asked the
Speaker 4: girl that went to dinner with us in Staten Island,
Speaker 4: in a million years, she would never say she expected
Speaker 4: or thought or it's normal never okay, but I listen.
Speaker 2: It's new to me. I know these guys forever, and
Speaker 2: I I just I didn't know that was their rule.
Speaker 2: But it's fine. It's your rule. It's not your rule.
Speaker 2: It's your rule. If someone gives you the nod, if
Speaker 2: you were not scared, what would you do? Scary?
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, here's the scenario, right. Fascinated with this topic,
Speaker 6: We're going back into you and Robin. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 6: and it's me and Greg T.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, and uh Gandhi okay okay. And I've established
Speaker 4: Gandhi is the most successful out of all of us.
Speaker 4: She's a co host, does very well.
Speaker 6: And the bill comes m and you give the nod
Speaker 6: to Greg T, and Greg T gives you the nod,
Speaker 6: and you give the nod to me, and I do
Speaker 6: not give you the nod.
Speaker 2: Do you then pick up Gandhi's money between you and Greg?
Speaker 6: Now? Because because if I have my girlfriend with me,
Speaker 6: I would I would assume her cost, so I would
Speaker 6: pay double right, or I would pay there's five people
Speaker 6: there at the table, okay five, There's five people at
Speaker 6: the table, So I would pay two fifths of the bill.
Speaker 6: And I would expect that between you and Greg T,
Speaker 6: you pay, you pay her? Part three four five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm not.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and the two of you pick up Gandhi And
Speaker 6: I don't think Greg T would either. I don't think
Speaker 6: Greg T would pay for the woman.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen to ask him. You want to get so,
Speaker 2: ask him. I'm doing his show in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: I'll ask him. You should put that as a topic.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're gonna be the Greg Tea podcast.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'll ask Greg T and Garrett if I'm
Speaker 6: on with both of them. I don't know yet, right,
Speaker 6: I don't have a date, but i'll definitely I guarantee
Speaker 6: you one of them will not What do you think
Speaker 6: it's an interesting?
Speaker 2: It's an interesting.
Speaker 6: I don't prep them in advance. No, not a word,
Speaker 6: not a word, not a word either one of them.
Speaker 6: Neither one of them is Italian, so you know they're
Speaker 6: not from Brooklyn. It's not a bit an Italian thing.
Speaker 6: That's pretty much most it's a chivalry thing.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 6: It is a sucker thing. And guess what, all right,
Speaker 6: I said it too. You know, look Astra said it too.
Speaker 6: I didn't prep her for this.
Speaker 2: Wasn't I saying earlier that it was a chivalry thing
Speaker 2: And she comes on and says, it's a chivalry thing.
Speaker 6: Oh, I know what, I know what it's under the
Speaker 6: guys of But it doesn't mean that that it's okay
Speaker 6: and let's walk. We've already beat this thing to death.
Speaker 2: Uh, what do you got? That's it? We're good for today.
Speaker 2: That's what we're done. That's what we're done. Yeah, we're done. Final.
Speaker 2: Then I'll keep my Facebook story for next week. Then
Speaker 2: how about that? How about that? Okay, you're good with
Speaker 2: keeping your okay, no listen God.
Speaker 6: Shout out to Astra on air social media, thank you
Speaker 6: for being here today.
Speaker 2: Despite our differences. I love her to death and listen.
Speaker 11: To her all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm whatever wrong. So she's on Boys
Speaker 8: Boys