WEBVTT - #332: Playing The Vag Card 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:06.840 Start up dot Up, start Up Brooklyn boy by, start 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:08.520 Up Brooklyn Buddy. 0:00:09.039 --> 0:00:10.399 Start up dot dot up. 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:16.680 They making noise data start up Dada dot Up, Episode 0:00:16.680 --> 0:00:17.759 three thirty. 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:22.040 Two, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast, What's going on the idea 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.240 that I'm back? Yeah, what's You're back? David Brody? 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.840 I'm back because guys, I know you listen to Slice Time. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.320 You listen to Slice Time. What is this episode three 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.080 thirty three three two? 0:00:32.960 --> 0:00:33.160 Right? 0:00:33.560 --> 0:00:37.560 But it was Slice Time for episode three thirty one. Yeah. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:42.280 Yeah, well so okay, so Skeary uses this high tech 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:45.000 system he pays for, not as not as actual physical 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:48.760 billion dollar system, but the digital software we use that 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:51.559 we can see each other and send the audio back 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:55.880 and forth crapped out when we did Slice Time this week. Yeah, 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:59.160 so we had to go back to old technology, which 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.920 used to be new techno Gee Zoom. The problem is 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:04.160 when you don't subscribe to Zoom and pay the fee, 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.440 you get like, I don't know, a half hour. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:11.759 Something like that. So I logged in. 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:14.840 The Zoom and sent the link to Scary and we 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.720 talked for like ten minutes about how shitty his system is. 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.039 And he's pissed off that the software is not working anyway. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:23.440 By the time we got to the actual podcast, our 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:26.000 zoom meeting that I started was over in like twenty minutes. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.400 So we then had to disconnect. Then he had to 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.640 send me a link blah blah blah, back and forth, 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.160 back and forth, back and forth. And then as we're 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:38.080 doing slice time, the last slice call gets cut off 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:39.360 and the show ends. 0:01:39.600 --> 0:01:40.600 I don't know what's going on. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:44.760 Well, it was the last call, but then you you 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.280 were commenting on the last call right then all of 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:50.360 a sudden everything went dead and I don't I don't 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:51.960 see Scary because the zoom call ended. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.240 So I called Scary on the phone. He goes, oh, yeah, 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:56.360 I ended it. I you know, you got cut off. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:58.520 No big deal, the zoom call ended. 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:02.720 Time was up already get caught mid rantom. Yeah, So 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.440 was that Viny from Brooklyn or John Vinny? 0:02:04.600 --> 0:02:07.080 It was Vinnie from Brooklyn. You have the call. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.840 And one last thing I know, I said, that was it, 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:16.440 But the whole thing we're going out to dinner with 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:20.160 one of your girlfriends or wives or whatever. My particular 0:02:20.200 --> 0:02:23.720 group of friends we've been friends since pre k We've 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:27.720 been friends for thirty six years. And if one of 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.200 our spouses or significant others was in the group, we 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.640 still split it amongst whoever the guys are in the group. 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:38.480 It's not Oh so our group is four guys. If 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.840 two of the wives are there, we're still split in 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:42.919 it four ways. It doesn't make a difference. Yes, right, 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:45.600 that's just the way we are. Yes, And I understand 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.840 that's not everybody. But in other situations with people that 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.560 I'm not as close to, I would absolutely pay double 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:54.280 for my wife and myself. If that's the case. You know, 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:56.600 eleven people, we split it in eleven ways. I'm always 0:02:56.600 --> 0:03:01.839 picking up two at least, right. Anyhow, that's just my opinion, guys. 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:05.600 That's your opinion. There's there's no such it's not. You 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.160 can't be wrong. If it's your opinion. It just doesn't 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:09.440 make any frigging sense to me. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:13.600 Okay, so so so you the husbands don't show up, 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:14.640 the wives eat free? 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.040 The fuck is that about? 0:03:16.040 --> 0:03:16.320 What is? 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:18.760 Have a vagina have to do it? Eating for free? Right? 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:22.320 That's what you wanted to say. And why there's two 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.040 of them? Four guys have to pay for two women. 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:29.240 Why are they allowing that? Because it's fremivorous, it's cool 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:31.079 it's what you do, it's what I deals. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.679 It's somebody else's wife, it's somebody else's friend. And as 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:38.480 I said, and reiterate, reiterate with Robin, my girlfriend, I 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.119 always will include her in the count and then pay 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.880 double girlfriend. Right. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.360 And but if there's just one, one or two like 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.280 straggling women that are there and it's a group of 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.120 eight guys, we cover the women. 0:03:49.480 --> 0:03:52.480 We just split it eight. So fuck that. 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:56.320 So I told you that when that that, that's happened 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.680 to me. Where we went out to an awesome Korean 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:04.280 chicken place called Coco Dak where me, my boy, Will 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.840 and his boy went out, the three of us with 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.920 we invited Astra. Okay, Astra is one of our radio friends. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:14.720 So the four of us went out to Coco Dak 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.720 and at the end of the meal, Will's buddy, who 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.560 I didn't even really know till that night, gave me 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:22.839 the nod. Gave Will the nod. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.640 The three of us looked at each other and we 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:27.680 all knew because it's guy code, like, let's split it 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.119 by three not four. 0:04:29.920 --> 0:04:33.000 The fuck why I don't understand. She Astra has three 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.520 great jobs. She does very well, She does very well 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.480 for herself. Can we get her on the phone. Let's 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:41.120 get on the phone right now. Yeah. I in fact, 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:43.159 I freaking insist that we have her on the phone 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.480 right now. Your friend, okay, scary. If you were going 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.400 out with your boys, right and you and Robin and 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.680 then you got sick and Robin went anyway, they would 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:50.240 pay for her. 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:52.680 Yes, they would pay for her. 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:52.880 Why? 0:04:54.480 --> 0:04:57.000 Well, why because it's what you do when you're friends. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:02.360 Okay, No, yes, yes, I gotta tell you, Brody, you 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:03.800 are something else, man, you are. 0:05:04.200 --> 0:05:06.560 This is why I did and I think this is 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:09.640 why your life ended up this way? How did my 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:10.280 life end up? 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.360 That you're a cromudgeon and that you're complaining about every 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:14.239 complain about. 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:16.400 Everything, curmudgeon. Everybody who listen to this podcast knows I'm 0:05:16.400 --> 0:05:17.040 a happy go like. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:19.120 Oh yeah, you're so happy. Here, let's go. 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:20.919 I am happy because I have the money I'm not 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.719 spending on women I don't know for dinner. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.160 All right, we're gonna FaceTime audio her right now. Hopefully 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:28.080 this works. I don't know if it's away. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:30.800 What's up? 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.360 You're on the Brook and Boys podcast? What's up? How 0:05:33.520 --> 0:05:34.160 lucky are you? 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:40.080 Gosh? I feel so lucky you should and what else 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.240 do you do all day except be famous and fantastic. 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:44.960 I only work like about fourteen hours a day, but 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.720 I always make time for you guys, because you guys 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:47.159 are my fee. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:48.240 You well, thank you. 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.880 Before we get into this, Astra, I'd like for many 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:54.080 reasons to set the tame plug way you work and 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.040 what you do if you're comfortable doing that here. 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.640 Absolutely well, First and foremost, I do mornings with Hollywood 0:06:00.920 --> 0:06:03.240 the kt Morning Crew on one O three five k tu, 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.000 so of course you could listen to us every morning 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:05.599 from six. 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:14.400 In the morning show this morning. I love us, I 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.760 love Hollywood, I love I know a number of years. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.279 I know, I know everybody on that show. 0:06:18.320 --> 0:06:20.800 For they okay, yes, but but I will say listen. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.800 They can give us a try to because you know what, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.279 you can spread the wealth. You don't have to be 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:26.680 so greedy scary. You don't have to, you know, steal 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:29.360 everyone and let them hear us and then they can 0:06:29.400 --> 0:06:30.920 make their decision on where they want to stay. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:32.320 Okay, okay. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:33.000 Step one. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.960 Astra is part of a very successful morning show in 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.680 the biggest radio market in the world. 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:40.560 Brody's setting you up so you could contribute to his argument. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:43.480 But ahead, where else do you work out? 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:44.240 Okay? 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.919 And I'm also I'm also the host at page six. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:49.360 So if you go to page six dot com and 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:52.120 click onto the video tab, you can see me hosting 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.839 all the video Page six. 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:55.520 Right, you're the video you would hate? 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:58.880 Six is a is the entertainment part of the New 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:01.560 York Post, one of the biggest newspapers in the biggest 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.800 New York city and the biggest market in the world. 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:05.520 Look at Brody plugging the New York Posts. 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:09.440 I never thought i'd see the day anyway, no post, 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.680 so yeah, so anyway, so so yeah, you're the face 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:15.360 of page six. And okay, so you've got let's face it. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.360 It's not done yet, She's not done yet. What else 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:18.160 you got? 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:18.840 Oh? 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.200 Oh I well, actually I'll just give out my Instagram. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:22.840 So a big astra on the air. 0:07:22.880 --> 0:07:24.960 There you go, Astra on the Astra on the air. Now, 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.280 so you also do voice over work, right, there's other 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:28.680 things you do to earn to earn money. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:30.200 She does appearances now. 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:34.040 She does appearances voice you know, all things that are legal. 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:35.520 I don't take my clothes off, so. 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:38.880 You know, no, no, she's the female Scary Jones she does. 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:42.520 She does endorsements now on the radio. She does appearances anyway. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.520 Al Right, so okay, great, all that being very well 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.840 for yourself. All that being said, we had ourselves at 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.320 night about a month ago, didn't we, right, Astra. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.240 We sure did. It was incredible, all right. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.800 So we went to get to reset my story because 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:57.880 she already knows your story. 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:02.320 Well, she went, we went to Cocoa Doc. This is 0:08:02.360 --> 0:08:05.160 going but my story is why we're having her on. Okay, 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:06.800 he knows she went to Coco Dec. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.000 So ast Wait. 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:11.720 Wait when we went to Coco Dec, I have to 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.880 say that I had the caviar on top of the 0:08:13.960 --> 0:08:14.880 chicken nugget. 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:15.440 Which was my favorite. 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:20.800 Sounds that sounds that sounds great, Yeah, chicken, continuing to 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:21.440 prove my point. 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:22.680 So I want, I want. 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.440 I went out in Staten Island with a bunch of 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:27.280 my my Brooklyn boys from back in the day. 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:28.200 We got together. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.000 There was eleven of us, ten guys and and and 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:32.880 a woman that we all worked together back in the 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.840 day at Chuck E Cheese and brook a long time ago. 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:40.120 And uh, the bill comes and they're like, oh, it's 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.319 cash only they're all the guys. It's not cash only, 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:44.480 but they're all taking cash out and I'm sitting there 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.080 with a car card. 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.640 So my one of my guys, who like is to 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:48.240 take charge. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.640 Check guy, he grabs the check and he goes, let 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.760 me look at the check, looks at the check, looks 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:53.320 at everybody. 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:55.960 He goes, A one hundred dollars. Everybody hundred dollars, even. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.600 First night round number. By the way, that's awesome. So 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:05.599 I'm thinking, can well, I don't know what the bill is. 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:10.040 Another point, I assume astra, because you know I'm smart 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.600 with money. I assume I probably normally would have paid 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:15.320 sixty five seventy, but he's rounding it up, mister big shot, 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:19.480 giving a big tip. So then we'll call her Mary. 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.280 For the sake of this conversation. Mary also reaches into 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.240 her pocket and starts taking out money and counting out 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.440 one hundred dollars in front of her. 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.520 So my guy says to her, WHOA, your money's no good. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:30.560 He put your money away and then. 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:33.240 Shovel more. Sit on yourself. 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:36.760 My boy takes all the money and whatever we pay 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.360 the bill. And so I say I want my other guy. 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:42.319 I go, what the fuck this happened? And he says, oh, 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:44.520 we don't let the women pay. I said, the fuck 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.480 out of here. We're all eleven people, we all have 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:47.800 a jobs, we'll have careers. 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.400 First of all, I don't have a job. But second 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.680 of all, we're all adults, right, I said, I said, 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:55.000 second of all. She thanked him because he said put 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:59.840 your money away. But I later found out that I thought. 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:00.600 He was paying double. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:02.600 I thought he was putting in two hundred to cover 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:05.720 our Oh no, he volunteered the whole fucking table to 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:06.280 chip in. 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:09.079 We all chipped in eleven astra. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.040 My point is in he volunt he volunteered all of 0:10:12.080 --> 0:10:13.959 us to chip in, and I didn't even get a 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:14.360 thank you. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.880 He got to thank you. So ans my question. 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.960 Because we talked about it last week, the listeners have 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:19.800 already called in. 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:22.600 I want to know why having a vagina means you 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:23.559 get to eat for free. 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:25.240 It's not about that. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:27.160 It's the mere fact that it was nine guys and 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:30.840 one woman. Apps of freaking lutely, the woman does not pay. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.520 All the men are supposed to pay for the woman. Why, 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:38.120 Because it's why it's called chivalry, and and and on 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:39.000 top of it, it's not like. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:41.280 Chivalry. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:44.120 What hold on, hold on a second and let me talk. 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:47.719 Mister radio learned to shut up. It is number one 0:10:47.720 --> 0:10:50.280 and number two she offered. She offered to put in 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.400 and he said put your money away, which is the 0:10:52.480 --> 0:10:52.880 right thing. 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.520 And you know what, high five to that guy? Is 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:55.080 he single? 0:10:59.320 --> 0:10:59.560 Okay? 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.559 Let me have that. You a question, Estra, when you 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.320 ordered the caviar, When you ordered the caviar on the 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.839 French fries, did you know you were eating for free 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:07.199 that night? 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.520 No? I did not, And I also offered just like 0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:11.080 she did. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:13.960 But you already know the rules at this table. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.280 You knew they weren't gonna let you right. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.079 No, But those aren't always no, those aren't always the rules. 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.920 Those aren't always the rules. There's no set rules. However, 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.319 I will say that I. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.600 Do know that if I go out with a group 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.000 of guys and I'm the only female there, if any 0:11:29.040 --> 0:11:30.199 guy was to ever make me. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.800 Pay, they'll never see me again. 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:33.040 There you go. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.160 So she was a group of guys and just me. 0:11:36.200 --> 0:11:39.800 So you don't know if you go out with work friends. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.719 You're going out with nine work friends, none of them 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.520 happened to be women. You're expecting to eat for free, You're. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:48.560 Ordering whatever you want on the men, you knowing you're. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.679 Expecting to eat for free, and if you don't eat 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:52.040 for free, they're wrong. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:53.120 That's what I'm getting here. 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:54.560 No, that's that is not true. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:57.280 First of all, I'm not ordering like the most expensive thing. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.640 We all actually wanted to try that dish. 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.840 So that was it, Like, that was just okay, okay, 0:12:02.960 --> 0:12:03.880 And I will say this. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:07.120 I will say this episode, Astra did do the fake 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:12.199 wallet reach at the end. I'm kidding, I'm fucking I'm 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.120 fucking with you. No, she did. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:15.440 She offered to. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:18.120 Pay to pay with wait, with all due respect, there 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:19.760 have been times I've been out with Scary where I 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.440 have paid. I have because there's also other women there too. 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:25.800 Okay, so. 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:31.120 Yes, okay, Scary told me that if it's only one woman, 0:12:31.320 --> 0:12:36.080 the guys always pay. However, absolutely however, okay, we'll get 0:12:36.120 --> 0:12:39.000 back to that in a minute. However, when it's two women, 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.560 sometimes he lets the women pay because it's two women 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.880 and maybe like three guys two women. So my question 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:47.560 is if it's three guys and they say to you, hey, 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.400 asked you want to go to dinner, and you're like, yeah, sure, 0:12:49.640 --> 0:12:52.079 Now you know the rule going into that dinner right, 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.480 hold on, and then Scary says, hey, why don't why 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:58.120 don't you invite your friend Wendy? What doesn't Wendy Come now? 0:12:58.120 --> 0:12:59.839 If you know, if you invite Wendy you're not getting 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:02.400 a meal. Is there a chance you'd lean towards not 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:03.160 asking Wendy to. 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:03.600 Go to dinner. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:06.240 No, because all of my friends that I hang out 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.640 with we can all pay for our own dinners regardless. 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:10.120 So whether we have to pay or we don't, we 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:10.679 don't give a. 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:11.800 Ship at the end of the day. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:14.520 Then we also can tell who is a gentleman. 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:14.760 And who is not. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:16.400 Right, I am a gentleman. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:18.000 I get up when you want to enter a room. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:19.640 I get up when you leave the table. I open 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:22.040 car doors. I opened a doors. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:26.080 Listen, clearly you jot, but clearly you're upset about paying 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:30.200 eleven dollars towards a woman eating you should you will need. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:30.920 The eleven dollars. 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.840 It was the fact I got volunteer for because I 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.320 was already paying for the guy the going away party. 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.720 Guys, let me just say something. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.040 Let me just say something that's less than two fucking 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.400 Starbucks is in your bitching? 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:47.240 Stop it. I don't have a job up. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:51.160 I understand that you may not be working, but eleven 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:54.560 dollars let it happened like it was eleven hundred dollars. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:55.840 Yep, thank you. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.400 When you're not working like it's not a big deal, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.280 it is a big deal. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:00.400 No, what we to do. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.320 Eleven dollars is not a big deal when you're not working. 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.160 If it was, like if they was they were asking 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:07.040 you to put it an extra fifty to one hundred, 0:14:07.120 --> 0:14:08.959 then fine, I'd say, you know, whoa whoa, whoa whoa. 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:11.240 Everybody needs to put their Astra share in Astra. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:12.680 Wood and Broady have had a caronary. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.360 Had he been at our dinner and he had to 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.240 pay your share too, because that bill was not going 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:19.560 to be an eleven dollars extra for him, that would 0:14:19.600 --> 0:14:21.960 have been all, yeah, we went, we went. 0:14:21.960 --> 0:14:23.720 We would have been a whole one hundred and eleven 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:24.480 dollars extra. 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.160 We went balls deep that night. And it was in 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.200 mixed company in a guy that I had just met. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:33.840 This was my boy, Will's friend. So you're talking about Astra. 0:14:33.720 --> 0:14:36.760 A complete stranger that actually put in money. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:39.120 That's I don't even know any of us except for Will. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:40.320 That was it that's it. 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:42.880 And I was going to be like, yeah, maybe we 0:14:42.920 --> 0:14:45.560 should uh, we should all chip in, because I didn't 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:49.320 want to impose on his reservation and make him pay 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.880 so anyway, but when we all did that, we did 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:53.800 I don't know if he saw Astro we did the nod. 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:56.960 We were like yep, okay, yep. And then once that happened, 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:58.680 we knew that Astra was going to be out of 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:00.480 the equation, and we paid. 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:00.800 For her dinner. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:04.120 We did the right thing, which I wish I rightfully appreciated. 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:06.280 And this is why I love you, and this is 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:08.560 what which shows the real men in this world. 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.240 If Scary paid for my dinner every time, I'd love 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:11.680 him too. 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.280 I just I just told you there have been times 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:17.760 I've been out with him money and. 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.280 Two there has been no. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:22.200 No, I didn't say you didn't pay every time. I'm 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.880 saying with Scary, women don't pay most of the time. 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.640 That's true. In fact, I'll give you another example. I 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:29.200 would I would love him a lot more if he 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.160 ever treated me, which he has never done. You're not 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:33.000 a woman, ever, I'm sure he has. 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.640 Because you want to know something, Scary super cheap. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.160 No, he just said, now, because you're not a woman. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:43.480 That's not never treated me to. I'm working with you 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:45.280 on that too. You know I've paid for your dinners 0:15:45.280 --> 0:15:45.720 and lunches. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:46.120 I have. 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:47.960 We never paid for my dear. You have never paid 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.040 for my dinner. Never I have. 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:51.880 Clearly doesn't doesn't remember. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.880 He you know what, he has selective memory at. 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:56.880 This point, because I'm sure I understand you. 0:15:58.440 --> 0:15:58.800 How is it? 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.680 How is it not scary? Doesn't remember? 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:01.280 What is it? 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:01.600 I don't? 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:03.400 I would listen, listen. Let me let me take a. 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:05.840 Couple of things about me. Number one, I'm frugal. Okay, 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.160 that's not it. That's sun is shocked anybody? 0:16:07.200 --> 0:16:08.000 No? No no? 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:09.640 Is that the nice way of saying sheep. 0:16:10.160 --> 0:16:14.760 No no, it's not no no no. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:17.560 Let me let me ask you something. Let me ask 0:16:17.600 --> 0:16:18.080 you something. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:21.400 If you go okay, because I almost feel like you 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:23.960 have that mentality of them. If I'm not getting laid, 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:25.120