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Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.

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Speaker 2: I want us to get very juvenile. Yes, I volunteers tribute.

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Speaker 3: So our friend Jeff is going on vacation, and I said,

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Speaker 3: where you're going Yellowstone Tetons.

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Speaker 2: Okay, why are you laughing? So Bronnie says, you know,

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Speaker 2: we're not hearing the word tits. It makes me laugh,

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Speaker 2: especially when you throw the grand in front of it.

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Speaker 2: The well, Okay, it's it's it's mountains, it's a mountain range.

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Speaker 3: So why when you hear the word titans do you

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Speaker 3: start giggling like a little girl.

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Speaker 4: It makes me think of boobies, which makes me think

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Speaker 4: of Danielle, because when Danielle hears any word that sounds

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Speaker 4: almost not even close to, but sort of close to sexual,

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Speaker 4: she starts laughing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like fend like what I am a pianist. A

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Speaker 2: pianist is a person who plays the piano. I know,

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Speaker 2: but it's funny. Why is the yous? Why the word

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Speaker 2: pianist funny to you? It sounds like penis, right, Venuses

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Speaker 2: are funny.

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Speaker 3: So the other day I said, oh God, it's a

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Speaker 3: little warm in here. Why don't you lower the temperature

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Speaker 3: on the ac and it's scary, says, it's already on

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Speaker 3: sixty nine, and then I'm gonna start lasting.

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Speaker 2: That's your favorite number, sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: Sixty nine right now?

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Speaker 3: Yes, well, I know, but it's it's that that's the temperature.

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Speaker 2: It's a number.

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Speaker 3: Every time I see a thermostad, I always put it

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Speaker 3: to sixty nine.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. So here's my point is this.

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Speaker 3: We are we are imbeciles, we're children. We're children good

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Speaker 3: I mean. So, there are many words you hear that

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Speaker 3: make you go, what do you want for dinner?

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Speaker 5: Mom?

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Speaker 2: I'll have the eggplant.

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Speaker 5: I know what.

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Speaker 2: My mom eating eggplant at the same table I'm sitting at.

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Speaker 2: It's not funny. It's an egg plant.

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Speaker 6: There's a restaurant chain here in Jacksonville Dicks, okay exactly.

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Speaker 6: And every day I'm like, yo, you guys want to

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Speaker 6: eat Dick every day. I can't get enough of it

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Speaker 6: every night?

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Speaker 3: What kind of fruit is that? That's our common quat. Okay,

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Speaker 3: that's my point. You know, you hear words, and there,

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Speaker 3: I bet there are a billion beyond what we just

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Speaker 3: gave you.

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Speaker 2: As an example.

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Speaker 3: There are words that make you laugh, or phrases or

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Speaker 3: names of stores, and you're like, oh, I can't stop,

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Speaker 3: I gotta laugh.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Jennifer, Hi, how are you well?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're a bunch of little kids, like so we

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Speaker 3: were saying that, you know, our friend Jeff is visiting

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Speaker 3: the Grand Tetons and when people hear Titons they think

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Speaker 3: of boobies and laugh, and I'm like, what are you

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Speaker 3: four years old?

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Speaker 2: So you hear words that make you laugh? What do

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Speaker 2: you hear that makes you go?

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Speaker 5: Okay? So I work for a paper mill. We make paper.

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Speaker 5: We have giant paper machines, and I work in a

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Speaker 5: male dominated industry, right, so I'll sit in meetings and

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Speaker 5: they'll talk about issues with the paper machines, in particular

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Speaker 5: the cooch pit.

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Speaker 2: And the best I know what's okay, what exactly is

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Speaker 2: a cooch pit?

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Speaker 5: Well, the cooch pit would be at the bottom of

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Speaker 5: the machine and it basically catches stuff that falls through

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Speaker 5: the wires on the paper machine when they're making paper.

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Speaker 2: The cooch pit.

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Speaker 3: All right, Okay, So if you're in the paper mill business,

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Speaker 3: you know what a cooch pit is.

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Speaker 2: And you shouldn't laugh, But you laugh anyway, don't you. Jennifer?

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Speaker 5: I laugh inside every time?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, my goodness, thank you very much for listening

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Speaker 2: to us. Have a beautiful day.

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Speaker 5: Thank you too.

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Speaker 2: Guys, do you want to go to the new Bartle

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Speaker 2: they do down the street. The cooch pit, I like

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Speaker 2: mine without pits.

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Speaker 3: Pitless, pitless coach line line twenty two.

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Speaker 2: See what's going on here? Hello Cara, Hi, welcome to

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Speaker 2: the show, and yes we are high h Hello lady,

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Speaker 2: what what innocent word do you hear that makes you giggle?

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Speaker 7: Dick?

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, So you're talking about the store Dicks Sporting

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Speaker 3: Goods because.

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Speaker 5: Every time we drive by it in our town. It's

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Speaker 5: right next to Bjays. It's a constant running joke.

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Speaker 3: My favorite when you see a sign for a department

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Speaker 3: store or a shopping sitter is his Dicks and then

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Speaker 3: below that Staples.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, all right, Karen, thanks for listening to us.

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Speaker 2: We'll go talk to Lauren.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Lauren, Hi, Alguss, how are you today?

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Speaker 3: We're acting like a bunch of juvenile delinquents.

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Speaker 1: You just made my morning, my whole morning on the

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Speaker 1: way to work.

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Speaker 2: It's the worst.

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Speaker 3: The other day I was watching in a garden, you know,

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Speaker 3: the Barefoot Contessa, which is a funny line too, and

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Speaker 3: she was. They take the backbone out of the chicken

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Speaker 3: and flatten it out on the grill, and they call

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Speaker 3: it spatchcock. You know, it's really at the end of

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Speaker 3: the day, it's a chicken anyway. So what do you hear, Lauren?

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Speaker 3: That makes you just kind of giggle like a little

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Speaker 3: little girl.

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Speaker 1: The park and rear signs, I think that's absolutely hysterical,

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Speaker 1: especially at the adult shops. But there's one place in

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Speaker 1: my town that the sign actually says ninety nine cent

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Speaker 1: parking in rear. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Wow, there's a bargain bargain in your town. All right, Lauren,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much parking your rear.

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Speaker 2: Got to be honest. It makes me laugh too.

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Speaker 1: There's a sign in my town that says no dumping,

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Speaker 1: and so my son always stands next to a cracking up.

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Speaker 2: He said, take a bitch every next to the sign.

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Speaker 2: He got that from you, by the way.

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Speaker 7: He's hello, Eric, Hey, good morning guys.

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Speaker 2: How's everything in Chicago today?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: It's hot out man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I I just want to say I listen to you

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Speaker 7: guys every morning instead of the radio station stations in Chicago.

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Speaker 7: You guys are are hilarious and fantastic. Oh man, got

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Speaker 7: so much.

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Speaker 3: That's the nicest thing. And coming from one of my

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Speaker 3: favorite cities. I love Chicago anyway. So what do you

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Speaker 3: have in Chicago that makes you laugh like a little

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Speaker 3: idiot every time you see it?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So we have a restaurant chain out here. It's

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Speaker 7: a beef sandwich place and it's called Bona.

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Speaker 5: Yes and stay ahead?

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Speaker 7: And uh there's there's billboards all over the expressway out here,

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Speaker 7: and it's it says how big is your bono?

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Speaker 2: I hope you don't answer it out loud.

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Speaker 7: I mean I giggle like a little girl.

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Speaker 2: I love that. Next time in Chicago, I'm gonna eat

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Speaker 2: your I'm gonna.

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Speaker 5: Know what.

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Speaker 3: All right, Eric, thank you so much for listening. Get

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Speaker 3: your friends to listen to We appreciate it very much.

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Speaker 2: Problem love you guys, all right, love you too. Really

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Speaker 2: another reason to go Chicago. Eat some Bona.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Martha, Hye, Martha, how are you you're in a

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Speaker 3: good space today?

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Speaker 2: Are you happy?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I am very good? All right? So you're an adult,

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Speaker 2: but you still giggle like a kid when what happens.

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Speaker 5: So I work with a guy named Dick, and so

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Speaker 5: when he gets visitors that I'm in I say, oh sure,

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Speaker 5: hang on, I'll go grab Dick.

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Speaker 1: For you trying to get Yeah, I was, or.

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Speaker 5: If I'm looking or if I'm looking around for him,

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Speaker 5: I'll tell the other guys, Hey, I'm looking for Dick.

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Speaker 5: Like a running joke, you know, Martha looking for Dick again.

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Speaker 2: What does that say about you?

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Speaker 3: But Martha, I mean if your name is Dick, I

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Speaker 3: mean you're kind of you're kind of cursed. And if

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Speaker 3: you're a Dick and listening right now, our apologies to you.

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Speaker 2: Is he a big guy? Danielle? All right, thank you, Martha.

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Speaker 2: You got to hand it to Dick. You know, Hi, Adam. So,

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Speaker 2: Adam worked at a cream cheese plant. So where can

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Speaker 2: this go.

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Speaker 5: Well, we have a homogenizer and it helps separate the

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Speaker 5: cream cheese and stuff. But when it breaks, they call

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Speaker 5: for maintenance on radio, say we need to fix the

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Speaker 5: homo because them I just blue.

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Speaker 2: Course, we have to fix our homo all the time. Dan, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I like it. We got a problem. You know, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna lose money.

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Speaker 3: The homo just just blue by Adam. Thank you, Thank

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Speaker 3: you for separating that cheese. Have a good day, man,

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Speaker 3: thanks for listening to us. Yes, that's scary. Whenever I

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Speaker 3: walk past the freshly mopped floor and I see that

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Speaker 3: yellow sign slippery when wet, I start laughing. Of course,

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Speaker 3: all right, we could, you know, we can actually, with

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Speaker 3: all the texts we've received today off this we could

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Speaker 3: go on for fifteen hours, I'm sure,