Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central. Bill Gates, he's rich, he's brilliant,
Speaker 1: and apparently he's out of his mind. This is a
Speaker 1: container of human feces. Why is one of the richest
Speaker 1: men in the world carrying a jaw of his own ship?
Speaker 1: I went to Seattle to find out what's wrong with
Speaker 1: Bill Gates? Mr Gates, it's a huge hona to meet you.
Speaker 1: It's just a quick question, what the fund is wrong
Speaker 1: with you? I mean, are you okay? Yeah, I'm great.
Speaker 1: I love what I'm doing. Okay, So why are you
Speaker 1: carrying around your own poop in a jar? Why did
Speaker 1: uh have a beaker of human feces? When I was
Speaker 1: explaining why we need a reinvented toilet, you don't need
Speaker 1: to reinvented toilet with ship in it. And then we
Speaker 1: push a button, then the ship disappears. It's perfect. Well.
Speaker 1: Toilets are something we take for granted, but billions of
Speaker 1: people don't have them, even in these growing cities in
Speaker 1: poor countries. They can't afford to build sewers, and that
Speaker 1: causes diseases, and so we have to come up with
Speaker 1: a very different way of taking care of that waste.
Speaker 1: And because so much of the world lacks a sanitary
Speaker 1: place to poop. Bill launched the Reinvented Toilet Challenge. It
Speaker 1: fun scientists to redesign toilets that don't need a sewer system.
Speaker 1: We put seven hundred million into this to show that
Speaker 1: it can be done with Sorry, hang on, you put
Speaker 1: several hundred million dollars into toilets giving it away? You bet?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is Bill Gates literally flushing his fortune
Speaker 1: down the toilet. To find out. I flew all the
Speaker 1: way to University of South Florida where Professor Ladaniel Yea
Speaker 1: and his team are using Gates funding to make some
Speaker 1: sort of magic poop box. So what we have here
Speaker 1: essentially is a miniature version of the wastewater treatment plant,
Speaker 1: and we can put this anywhere in the world. In
Speaker 1: the botto reactor, we have microorganisms stay eat the poop
Speaker 1: and turn into clean water. Okay, why do the microbes
Speaker 1: the hoop? The microbes eat to poop, because that's what
Speaker 1: they do. You ask them if they want to do that, Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't you give him a mufflin or something? Maybe
Speaker 1: they're like a muffin. Okay, I'll make a note of that.
Speaker 1: But when you show them the poop. They love it.
Speaker 1: Despite his crazy talk. That's just something about this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I trust him,
Speaker 1: so I decided to give his machine a try. So
Speaker 1: normally we will have a block of toilets, all right,
Speaker 1: and then the waste. When the toilets will come here,
Speaker 1: I'll go into the machine, and then using solar power,
Speaker 1: we can turn the poopy water into clean water. So
Speaker 1: you stand by this, or I'll prove it. Okay, they work. Well.
Speaker 1: How many times did not work and you end up
Speaker 1: drinking on ship? Well, it's worked so well that we're
Speaker 1: actually worked with NASA. Astronauts have to poop, and we
Speaker 1: can turn that poop into clean water and nutrients and
Speaker 1: even energy. Wait do you say energy? The microbes and
Speaker 1: the botle reactor make nothing. That's the same stuff. That's
Speaker 1: a natural gas. You can burn it. Bill Gates, You
Speaker 1: sneaky bastard. You just found a filthy little back door
Speaker 1: into the most profitable industry in the world. Energy. You
Speaker 1: didn't say anything about energy. Yeah, it's one way to
Speaker 1: make it cheap to process the sewage is to sell
Speaker 1: these outputs. You should open with that next time to
Speaker 1: open with the Saving the World, Kids and disease. They
Speaker 1: open with Yo Whathi making toilets that can convert ship
Speaker 1: into energy. We need to make these toilets as expensive
Speaker 1: as possible because, based on my research, everyone poops, I
Speaker 1: mean everybody. Well nless we make them super cheap, they're
Speaker 1: not going to get out to the poorest who need
Speaker 1: them the most. Look, I know you've made your money.
Speaker 1: Some of us he are still trying to win this game. Well,
Speaker 1: if you have an idea, let us know. I've got
Speaker 1: nothing but ideas for this. So this is an iPad,
Speaker 1: great device. I love using it. So what's the worst
Speaker 1: seat on the plane? Next to the toilet? But what
Speaker 1: if every seat was a toilet? Poo power planes To
Speaker 1: keep the plane in motion. We have to keep shipping
Speaker 1: the eye pressure, I know, but it gives the airlines
Speaker 1: incentive to feed us. I'm not sure the numbers work.
Speaker 1: How about this, It's a toilet that you shipped in
Speaker 1: and it powers a cannon that shoots the ship out
Speaker 1: through my neighbor's house. While you laughing, that's not legal. Listen, man,
Speaker 1: I'm up here just trying to come up with ideas
Speaker 1: here to save the world. Okay, what are you doing. Um,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing. No, that's what I'm doing. I'm
Speaker 1: here giving ideas. Are you doing sitting on that? Well
Speaker 1: I don't need those ideas are already yet, but we
Speaker 1: do have a lot of ideas that are in the
Speaker 1: field being tested in Durban. Let's try and to cover
Speaker 1: the of their residents that don't have a great sewage processing.
Speaker 1: We are going to completely change the future. Everybody's going
Speaker 1: to have a great toilet. Well, here's to everyone having
Speaker 1: a great toilet. Jeers not bad. Now, guess where that
Speaker 1: came from. And you just draking my ship because it
Speaker 1: taste that's a very successful process there. It tasted like
Speaker 1: normal water. Good job, thank you, Bill. There's more way
Speaker 1: that came from. What's the daily Shown Central learned Comedy
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