Speaker 1: Hi, guys, We're not gonna be looking at you at all.
Speaker 2: Get better. At least I have something better to look at.
Speaker 3: We're here with Mary Beth Barone.
Speaker 2: I say I have better things to look at, because
Speaker 2: if you're not looking, I get a view of Mary
Speaker 2: Drew has to.
Speaker 3: Look at Kai, okay, which and I get so good
Speaker 3: And yeah, this is actually really good for me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because I like boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh, I forgot I thot about you.
Speaker 5: Did you know that Drew's gay?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's gay?
Speaker 3: Is that okay?
Speaker 2: We thought about running it by you before.
Speaker 4: But wait, that makes sense why I met your I
Speaker 4: met a boyfriend of yours at one point. Yeah, okay, cool,
Speaker 4: that makes a lot more sense now because I was
Speaker 4: really confused when I thought that you you were like
Speaker 4: MLW with a boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, am, this is like my day one. This
Speaker 3: is my day one. We have sex all the time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can still be gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with hot girls. That one
Speaker 3: girl that like goes up to the counter and like
Speaker 3: orders cheesecake factory and eats it and asks for it
Speaker 3: for free because she says I knew it. Y'all know
Speaker 3: that one. No, it's like Karen mode, she like goes
Speaker 3: up and it's like a whole bit.
Speaker 4: She's like, I knew it, Yeah, cake Factory one, But
Speaker 4: that's okay, we're getting the same stuff.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cheesecake factory, have y'all seen the cake pop
Speaker 3: drama on TikTok no? Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: Earlier this was one of his topics he read out
Speaker 2: and I misheard him as cake Paul say anything, because
Speaker 2: I was like, Okay, maybe Mary Beth Brown is like
Speaker 2: really tapped into the cake.
Speaker 4: Pop, know the cake cake pop and I and by
Speaker 4: the way, not tapped into that either, So let's get
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So there is this cake pop creator is like
Speaker 3: the goat. She does her thing.
Speaker 4: Sorry, one quick question. This is a specific brand of
Speaker 4: cake pops or this is the Starbucks cake pops?
Speaker 3: This is specific brand she makes her own. Oh and
Speaker 3: she uses cake mix.
Speaker 2: Took cake pops back to a local endeavor.
Speaker 3: It's literally getting.
Speaker 2: A bit big.
Speaker 4: Let's take it bank globally but act locally.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but she uses cake mix for her cake pops,
Speaker 3: which like is not problematic, but.
Speaker 4: Would never think it was.
Speaker 3: By the way, well.
Speaker 2: It gets beef in the baking industry of like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're gonna sell me a twenty dollars box of cake mix,
Speaker 2: but just because you put it in the oven, you
Speaker 2: want to up charge you. But then I'm like, but
Speaker 2: you're not gonna make it to make yourself exactly. Okay.
Speaker 1: So she.
Speaker 3: Has her own recipe and she put out a recipe
Speaker 3: book on like the steps to make a cake pop
Speaker 3: and she uses Betty Crocker cake mix. While this like
Speaker 3: random girl with like hundred followers like started her own
Speaker 3: cake pop business and was like, I'm selling cake pops.
Speaker 3: This isn't like how I make them, And she used
Speaker 3: a very similar recipe and steps that this one girl
Speaker 3: used in this girl. The og made this like long
Speaker 3: dissertation about this girl with a hundred followers and was like,
Speaker 3: I'm suiting for defamation.
Speaker 2: You only have one hundred followers. Kill yourself died.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the whole thing is I feel like.
Speaker 2: What what is that? Like? It's I guess it's the
Speaker 2: same thing that happens to the average citizen who graduates
Speaker 2: high school feels like nothing and then becomes a cop.
Speaker 2: And it's like that instant relief of like, pew, I'm
Speaker 2: not nothing, I'm.
Speaker 4: A great power position worse.
Speaker 2: That has to be the same thing of like, I'm
Speaker 2: not just a random girl who bakes baby. I have twenty.
Speaker 4: K and a proprietary recipe, by the way, exactly that
Speaker 4: should go.
Speaker 2: Into a respect you let me license their name.
Speaker 4: I love being on TikTok and seeing a drama that
Speaker 4: I don't know either side of the beef, and I
Speaker 4: just scroll past. I'm like, I'm actually, I can't engage
Speaker 4: with this right now. Sometimes I'll open the comments and
Speaker 4: if I can click the one blue suggested thing and
Speaker 4: get like a lot of backstory, I'm locked in. But
Speaker 4: I just generally with those, I'm just like, there's too
Speaker 4: many corners, there's too many threads to follow.
Speaker 3: This one got to it so gnarly because the girl
Speaker 3: that got ousted by the popular girl, she gained like
Speaker 3: half a million followers essentially overnight. To me, yeah, not.
Speaker 2: Literally killed, and that's why when you see someone smaller
Speaker 2: than you, kill them before they can get.
Speaker 3: Your yeah, squish them, and that she was trying to
Speaker 3: kill her. Yeah, but back to followers, well, like literally
Speaker 3: less than twelve hours, feel so.
Speaker 2: Awesome one day feeling like you're gonna kill yourself because
Speaker 2: it's like oh.
Speaker 3: My god, all I did the next day well literally
Speaker 3: the whole city twelve hours. Twelve hours after basically that
Speaker 3: he gained half a million followers. She started losing followers
Speaker 3: because in her fucking TikTok repost she was reposting maga
Speaker 3: trump Ship. So she rode like the high and was
Speaker 3: like she was feeding into the beef and the drama too.
Speaker 3: She was like yeah, like she would go to cake
Speaker 3: pop stands around her house and see like the same
Speaker 3: recipe that she got in trouble for using and being like,
Speaker 3: I'm buying this one. Well, it turns out she's a
Speaker 3: bad person and voted for Donald Trump wow, and lost
Speaker 3: her cloud.
Speaker 5: Isn't that kind of like what happened at the with
Speaker 5: the World Cup where they made that one guy super famous?
Speaker 5: Did you hear this? There was a guy there was
Speaker 5: like this thing online where they're like, let's find the
Speaker 5: least the person with the least amount of followers of
Speaker 5: the players of the players, and then brutal make him.
Speaker 2: I'm good, I know, I'm such a backhanded like.
Speaker 3: The least amount of followers that peterested you.
Speaker 2: We're gonna make it a thing to be interested in.
Speaker 4: And then by the way, we're going to expose your
Speaker 4: political beliefs on the American team.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know what it was on. I don't
Speaker 5: really know the details. But because I don't watch sports
Speaker 5: because I'm an ally.
Speaker 4: But you have an eyelash, isn't that crazy? And I'm
Speaker 4: an ally, so I'm gonna nope, And I know my hand.
Speaker 4: I pull his eyeball out.
Speaker 2: A wish true or alone coming here, and well that
Speaker 2: was not going to come true.
Speaker 3: Ship, We'll make it come true.
Speaker 5: It's gonna come true again.
Speaker 3: It'll come true.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 5: Basically, they made this guy who I think had like
Speaker 5: six hundred followers, like he has like a million now,
Speaker 5: and then within a week he started like hitting up
Speaker 5: all these girls. Shot yesh, he's not magi. It was
Speaker 5: just like he speed ran becoming like an internet personality
Speaker 5: and then like dming girls basically within like forty eight hours. Sho,
Speaker 5: I agree?
Speaker 4: Is this thing you guys on camera and put on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Isn't it crazy? I mean I don't think we can,
Speaker 3: but we do, like we've been as well.
Speaker 2: Not for long, dude, I mean, once they started lettings,
Speaker 2: when my dad finds out.
Speaker 3: It's curtains, it is your dad anti vabe.
Speaker 4: He has passed, but he was pro cigar, so I'm
Speaker 4: sure in some way he could see the value in that.
Speaker 3: You know, he would love it.
Speaker 4: I think he would be. He would be on board.
Speaker 2: My dad smokes cigars and he gets on me about smoking.
Speaker 4: Vapes cigars sort of on a high horse.
Speaker 6: I find. Yeah, but I'm like, I guess I sort
Speaker 6: of get it.
Speaker 2: I get it because I have hit a cigar once
Speaker 2: in my life and I did throw upwhere my dad
Speaker 2: felt so bad. He was like, dude, oh because I
Speaker 2: inhaled it, and I just like I was like, you're not.
Speaker 2: You haven't been inhaling this.
Speaker 7: Like I literally felt like that scene in Pinocchio when
Speaker 7: he like throws up.
Speaker 3: There's a huge niche in the gay community where like
Speaker 3: they ask cigar cigars on the sub just f y,
Speaker 3: I really, And I like, yeah, I thought you were
Speaker 3: an ally.
Speaker 5: I am an al.
Speaker 3: They have like big hairy round roton bellies and they
Speaker 3: smoke their cigars and then they like ash it on
Speaker 3: their twin it like I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Like gay men are so awesome because they have genuinely
Speaker 2: taken like sex and intimacy and brought it into a
Speaker 2: new lifetime of scorn, like it genuinely can go and
Speaker 2: it's a beautiful Ever, no, it genuinely is like damn,
Speaker 2: because I do feel like a lot of straight people
Speaker 2: in their sex life are like lacking some sort of
Speaker 2: play in their sex life, and everybody's a bit rigid
Speaker 2: and very fearful, especially of like looking silly. And there
Speaker 2: is something very fucking silly about that, like what do
Speaker 2: you need. I'm gonna let you like, we're gonna set
Speaker 2: this off and it's gonna get both of us off.
Speaker 7: Like that's a bit silly, and for two people to
Speaker 7: move forward, I'm like, wow, happy.
Speaker 4: To even suggest it, and then not only that, but
Speaker 4: to find someone that's willing.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, kind of beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't really have to be putting yourself out there,
Speaker 2: you do.
Speaker 4: You have to allow yourself to be vulnerable enough to say,
Speaker 4: like I would love to ash a cigar are on you?
Speaker 6: Twink?
Speaker 3: Yeah twink, and then getting ship on. So we're going there, Yeah, we're.
Speaker 4: Going that's okay. Here's what's interesting. I was out on
Speaker 4: Friday night and I hate being at tables where there's
Speaker 4: more straight guys than there are like any other category.
Speaker 4: We had one gay guy, there was like maybe four
Speaker 4: or five straight guys, and then like three women, And
Speaker 4: somehow the conversation got to the ratio was so often
Speaker 4: it was like how much would how much would you
Speaker 4: have to get paid to ship on a stranger? And
Speaker 4: not only that, but then they asked how much would
Speaker 4: you how much would you have to get paid to
Speaker 4: ship on a friend?
Speaker 2: So we were going.
Speaker 4: Into that territory and I just said, like, this is
Speaker 4: what happens when straight men common deer the combo.
Speaker 2: And I'm like.
Speaker 3: They go, what do you?
Speaker 4: What do you? What hypotheticals do you get into when
Speaker 4: you're in your free time? And I go, we don't
Speaker 4: do that. We're talking about reproductive rights, so we don't
Speaker 4: need to talk about if this crazy thing happened. It's
Speaker 4: like we are all dealing with crazy things every single day.
Speaker 3: We're like, what do we do?
Speaker 4: Because this crazy thing actually happened. I asked me to him,
Speaker 4: what do I What do I do?
Speaker 3: That's what do you do?
Speaker 6: That hasn't happened yet?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know, dude. I think I would laugh
Speaker 2: so hard. I like, I I think that would be
Speaker 2: too crazy.
Speaker 5: So we have put together some questions for you because
Speaker 5: we are a professional podcast and we're journalists. Since we're podcasters,
Speaker 5: that basically mean so we're journalists.
Speaker 3: On the groundhouse down. I watched thought provoking.
Speaker 4: Guys, that's the way that you're watching that.
Speaker 3: Yes, So Galaxy Brain right coming out soon. Tune the
Speaker 3: fuck in, guys.
Speaker 2: We're all meeting up at Netflix HQ. Also, I'll be
Speaker 2: bringing up my projector and putting it on the side
Speaker 2: of the building. It is illegal for us to be there,
Speaker 2: but bring your own beer.
Speaker 3: Beer io B. So you and I were both like
Speaker 3: talking in privately, like not too long ago about Galaxy Brain.
Speaker 3: So it's the first stand up written fully by chat
Speaker 3: GYBT right, Yes, okay.
Speaker 4: CHATCHYBT was and Claude contributed as well.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, because we want both sides of the aisle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you want the one that girls use and the
Speaker 6: one that guys.
Speaker 3: Yes, guy, is that like a thing.
Speaker 4: I'm finding a lot of men referencing Claude day to
Speaker 4: day in a way that I'm supposed to just totally
Speaker 4: be on board with, and I'm not here for it yours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have been able to I think No, I'm
Speaker 2: just such a dickhead about it that nobody everybody like
Speaker 2: tiptoes around usage usage of AI. Oh my gosh, the
Speaker 2: Eason of Love Island. There was, first of all the
Speaker 2: fact that this is a challenge. There was a challenge
Speaker 2: to write letters to one another and I wrong you literacy.
Speaker 2: So many of them were like, damn, I wish I
Speaker 2: had chat right now, Like.
Speaker 5: I wish they just said that.
Speaker 2: People were like, fuck, dude, this is like difficult, Like
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it's like British firm and
Speaker 2: I wish it's American. My only thing I would change
Speaker 2: about that is I wish they scanned the letters, because
Speaker 2: on top of the literacy crisis that's happening, nobody's talking
Speaker 2: about the handwriting epidemic that is coming after there are
Speaker 2: people who have not like written hand to paper in
Speaker 2: so long that they have the handwriting of a chaii.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It literally looks like a make a wish letter. Like
Speaker 2: it's like, oh my god, this is like making me
Speaker 2: kind of sad. But it's a grown adult is saying.
Speaker 6: No, this child is in trouble.
Speaker 7: Yeah, literally, like this child needs something from me.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm really excited about that.
Speaker 4: So we need that job in her where it's like
Speaker 4: you can just outsource to a human at least better, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: and they do it in the handwriting. But yes, I
Speaker 4: guess kids don't learn cursive anymore. I'm being told, which
Speaker 4: is haunting.
Speaker 3: And that literally like popped into my head when you
Speaker 3: were saying that there's gonna be a generation of children
Speaker 3: and like ten to fifteen years that literally have never
Speaker 3: written a fucking thing on pen and paper.
Speaker 6: What's the hardest drug you've done?
Speaker 5: Goes first.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done everything and it was crazy and done
Speaker 3: every drug. Yeah, not like heroin, but pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'd say like the hardest thing was probably like to
Speaker 3: c be on accident.
Speaker 4: What the knowledge.
Speaker 5: Is that a harder like one of the harder drugs.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think it's just more rare, so I
Speaker 3: consider it harder. It's like LSD like in the same
Speaker 3: okay ballpark, it's.
Speaker 5: Like coke but mildly psychedelic. Right yeah, Okay, that means interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And how many calories are in TCB a hundred?
Speaker 2: That's why it's rare because people are like, okay, this.
Speaker 4: Is my a lot. I mean, so are you guys
Speaker 4: open about kays eating disorder on the pod. Is that
Speaker 4: a theme or you guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.
Speaker 3: If Kai is comfortable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you think I'm slaying?
Speaker 6: I think you're slaying.
Speaker 4: I mean for me, because people often are like, he's straight,
Speaker 4: what do you see in him? Like why are you friends?
Speaker 4: Why did you have him direct your special? And I'm like,
Speaker 4: he's inherently feminine. I'm like, he has an eating disorder.
Speaker 4: And then they go oh and it totally clicks in
Speaker 4: for them and they go, I get it now.
Speaker 3: But it's not like a boy eating disorder. It's like
Speaker 3: a fear, like it's not he.
Speaker 6: Oh, he's not in basting, he's weighing chicken.
Speaker 5: I'm wearing my chicken and I'm eating frozen blueberries because
Speaker 5: it's when it's frozen it's harder to eat and you
Speaker 5: feel more full.
Speaker 4: They were, Yeah, Wow, it's like Kai. It's like Kai
Speaker 4: gets his dieting from a cosmo from nineteen eighty seven,
Speaker 4: and it's like that, but that's a I actually find
Speaker 4: that quite endearing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Jack to Kennedy diet, she was like eating
Speaker 2: boiled eggs like like boiled eggs, like one.
Speaker 4: The next time my FaceTime, he's going to be like,
Speaker 4: I have to go turn on to understand.
Speaker 5: Is I get very full so quickly I'll have like
Speaker 5: three almonds and I'm good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I could.
Speaker 5: I would.
Speaker 7: When did you realize he had his eating disorder? Was
Speaker 7: it kind of an immediate thing or.
Speaker 4: I think I gift it a secret? And then yeah,
Speaker 4: it sort of slowly revealed itself. Where you go, why
Speaker 4: are you cooking chicken so much? Why do you have
Speaker 4: a scale? What's happening? Then sending photos of food? Et cetera?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Kaya, It's like he's an onion. You know there's layers, yeah,
Speaker 4: which you might not think there.
Speaker 2: Are translucent too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly are you still just eating like chicken and potatoes
Speaker 2: every day?
Speaker 5: Yes? Well, what people don't understand is that I actually
Speaker 5: have this autoimmune I've.
Speaker 4: Never yeah, have you ever met a streakout with an
Speaker 4: autoimmune disorder?
Speaker 2: The closest thing is Joe's see, And some would argue
Speaker 2: something that's pushing it.
Speaker 4: You guys are totally co opting our stuff. But I
Speaker 4: think it's actually brave and I think you should be
Speaker 4: speaking out about it more.
Speaker 5: We're getting pretty bad because I'm starting to feel empathy now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's a scary zone to be.
Speaker 5: I'm starting to listen to women when they talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think you're just trying to like listen
Speaker 2: in for tips on like how to like avoid tips.
Speaker 5: We do a bit where Drew plays this gay guy
Speaker 5: character whenever there's.
Speaker 4: Something like yeah, I'm picking up the pers and then
Speaker 4: the tips and then I'm wondering what's next.
Speaker 6: There's going to be something I don't expect.
Speaker 3: And I'm excited. I'm going to pull it out of
Speaker 3: it out there. I'm going to pull it out.
Speaker 4: Did you guys see the movie about Dick Cheney that
Speaker 4: I forget what it's called. I think it was this movie.
Speaker 4: I think it was called Dick or something, but basically
Speaker 4: Dick Cheney and Colin Powell, Like Colin Powell did a
Speaker 4: speech at the un and like name dropped this one
Speaker 4: guy and he got so much like credibility off that
Speaker 4: one name drop that he literally started isis because of that.
Speaker 4: So it was like it was kind of our fault
Speaker 4: that it started literally And if I'm misremembering that, I.
Speaker 2: Don't you can't place to drop that information, so many
Speaker 2: things that are said on I just.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 3: Do y'all remember the guy that got gay backshots in
Speaker 3: the Senate?
Speaker 4: Of course if then he wanted to write a musical
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Philip Philip bust.
Speaker 6: On my Back was going to be so good.
Speaker 3: Are the lyrics to Philip bus on my Back?
Speaker 4: We did a podcast episode really hungover after doing Ride
Speaker 4: Live one day where he like went into the whole thing.
Speaker 4: And so that's somewhere on somewhere in the ether, there's
Speaker 4: that guy.
Speaker 7: I need to hear that, and I'm going to put
Speaker 7: it into chat GBT and do a whole script and
Speaker 7: put it on in LA because y'all.
Speaker 2: Live in New York, right, So so it's it's okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could do it here, and it's like totally
Speaker 6: above board.
Speaker 3: Oh wait before I'm just getting I need this from
Speaker 3: my AI data centers. Actually that water, Yeah, that's you
Speaker 3: can have it. You can have it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm not kidding guys. What's going to happen?
Speaker 2: What's going to happen?
Speaker 3: Well, I did see this is really exciting. I did
Speaker 3: see a very empty corporate office with a big bell
Speaker 3: in the middle and like about forty straight dudes freaking
Speaker 3: the fuck out because a dude bought a grandma's piece
Speaker 3: of land for twenty three thousand dollars and then immediately
Speaker 3: within twenty minutes sold it to an AI data center
Speaker 3: developing company for a half a million dollars and he
Speaker 3: got to ring the big bell. So that's kind of
Speaker 3: what we're dealing with with the AI data centers, is
Speaker 3: they're buying old people's property and then selling it for
Speaker 3: half a million to data centers. Oh, it's really iconic. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: I just.
Speaker 4: Say, Timothy Shalam would like you to get into sports betting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to call it now.
Speaker 4: Well that's why I joined, and so I I know
Speaker 4: because you guys work with them, and that's one of
Speaker 4: your guys big spots call she. So what we could
Speaker 4: do is actually go in there and place bets about
Speaker 4: what's going to happen with AI data centers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so true. What can we Can
Speaker 2: you link your calsh? Can you link account?
Speaker 6: Is it social media or is it sort of private?
Speaker 2: No, that's little, don't I don't understand.
Speaker 7: I'm like, like, if I like made a bet on there,
Speaker 7: can I like post and be like, hey, guys, let's
Speaker 7: make bet against me es make it like a party full.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like cross over and let's to the community.
Speaker 3: What I think we need to do is start a
Speaker 3: polymarket or call she bet. On this episode of the
Speaker 3: podcast Insider Trade, you're going to say the word banana
Speaker 3: fifty thousand dollars down, and then you say banana and
Speaker 3: then we make a hundred and it's just like fat stack.
Speaker 4: You can insider trade on those websites. That's part of it.
Speaker 4: That's part of what's legal about it is that you
Speaker 4: can you can't get in trouble for doing that.
Speaker 3: Insane you know what.
Speaker 5: Uh, Trump makes all of the ceasefire.
Speaker 3: Who's Trump?
Speaker 5: So Trump is our president. Omm he like makes a
Speaker 5: lot of the announcements right outside of the hours of
Speaker 5: markets trading, so that like I guess all one hundred
Speaker 5: people that work directly underneath him can take out specific trades.
Speaker 4: Well, someone made a ton of money on the venezuela
Speaker 4: guy getting yes, I've abducted when he did like hundreds
Speaker 4: of thousands of dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you can look at like the database and
Speaker 5: it'll be like two minutes before Trump says he's going
Speaker 5: to do something catastrophe and Trump.
Speaker 3: Puts hundred million dollars.
Speaker 6: You guys are having him on the pod this season, right.
Speaker 3: Yes, but we're gonna have to be a placing ky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're going to raise the ceiling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna have to get a taller camera.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm very tall, famously dollar camera.
Speaker 6: Tallar camera.
Speaker 4: Short.
Speaker 3: My god.
Speaker 2: I literally I just what greens me out the most
Speaker 2: about all of the money hoarding specifically, is I genuinely
Speaker 2: think it's not even being done right, Like.
Speaker 3: How would you do it? Then speak on it?
Speaker 2: How would you centuries of wealthy people like being upper echelon,
Speaker 2: like maybe go to England there's Hella castles and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: these people were evil, but you walk into the crib.
Speaker 5: Nice cut.
Speaker 3: What happened? What happened? What did it do?
Speaker 5: The camera cut? Which is unfortunate because because Drew did
Speaker 5: the straightest shit ever and immediately saw that the camera
Speaker 5: cut and then sprang into action.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it was really cool.
Speaker 5: It was sexy.
Speaker 3: Talking more about that, Mary, just like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I apologize for you and Gum, that's just like
Speaker 4: what I wanted to bring to the room right now,
Speaker 4: but I guess in situations when there is one straight
Speaker 4: guy in the room and something happens with tech, traditionally
Speaker 4: you would see that person jump. And in the spirit
Speaker 4: of continuing this narrative of Kai being inherently feminine, Drew
Speaker 4: decided that in that moment, he was actually gonna take over.
Speaker 2: Take over.
Speaker 3: I took control. I took control, and it was sexy,
Speaker 3: and I have a fit bit air and I like
Speaker 3: your shirt. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's cool, thank you, little half sip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a zipper collared shirt. Hates to see me coming.
Speaker 3: I'll just say that.
Speaker 4: No, totally. I'm glad I didn't have to.
Speaker 3: Right, right, right, right, right.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what I was saying before.
Speaker 4: Well, upper echelon, rich people with castles.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, so that's money hoarding. I don't
Speaker 2: know in my head again, the Charlie Kirk situation. Oh,
Speaker 2: they had to go really in depth to poison bitches
Speaker 2: back in the day when they had money like that.
Speaker 2: And we have to do a whole thing. Yeah, we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to do a whole thing. But babes, we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to do a masked ball and invite me
Speaker 2: and don't have to be a whole thing.
Speaker 6: And Dalice ever heard of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Literally, you know, I learned the reason why we cheers.
Speaker 3: Do y'all know why we cheers? Why wait, give me
Speaker 3: your cup? Kam empty? It's so because we can't do
Speaker 3: it right now. But if someone poisoned Kai's cup, we
Speaker 3: would cheers and then it would spill, it would spill
Speaker 3: into mine, and it's like proving that, like I didn't
Speaker 3: poison you because I'm drinking.
Speaker 2: Glass about though, like they would have had been working
Speaker 2: out the kinks of how to get around that, because
Speaker 2: Charlie would have been like, oh y'all, no, y'all, aren't
Speaker 2: smashing your cup in the mind like poison me cup.
Speaker 4: But now all they had to do was slazy m hm.
Speaker 2: He has a podcast, So let's just take him out
Speaker 2: to a college. They do that ship all the time.
Speaker 2: And what else do they do at colleges? They shoot?
Speaker 4: They shoot?
Speaker 3: Do you think together we got him? Any of us
Speaker 3: was assassinated that it would be as big as a
Speaker 3: thing as it.
Speaker 5: Was, it would be so much it would be worse,
Speaker 5: It would be so much bigger.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got shot.
Speaker 5: I remember when we were like, oh shit, this COVID
Speaker 5: shit is real that those first three out hours, it
Speaker 5: would be similar to that.
Speaker 3: Okay, like world stop carrying down quarantine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but out quickly you said, world stop carrying on, actually.
Speaker 3: Not carry on, actually not carry Actually they would carey
Speaker 3: a lot, World stop indefinitely. So you live in Mamdanie's
Speaker 3: New York, I do. I am so jealous.
Speaker 6: I have to say. It's kind of like the best
Speaker 6: feeling in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've really turned a corner. But we had the
Speaker 4: worst mayor in the world for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah really yeah, I mean we did.
Speaker 4: Our we did we paid our dues with that, and
Speaker 4: then we we finally turned a corner, which has been
Speaker 4: really beautiful to see.
Speaker 3: What are we talking about, like legislative, like judicial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like Congress, Senate, and then there's like politics, mayors, governors,
Speaker 4: the House boots, the House boots, and then there's like
Speaker 4: the presidency at the end of the day, and then
Speaker 4: there's the Presidency's crypto.
Speaker 6: And their mean coin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god. The fact that there's.
Speaker 5: You know, there's a Czar of crypto, like they could
Speaker 5: created this position for this administration that like we're gonna
Speaker 5: they're making.
Speaker 4: It up they gave they gave Trump the FIFA.
Speaker 5: For most most Athletic, probably.
Speaker 4: Her biggest athlete, her biggest ass work.
Speaker 7: Honestly, wait, why doesn't Mom DOMI start working with Kyle?
Speaker 7: She that would be so good for him.
Speaker 4: I think that would be really good for him, and
Speaker 4: that might be happening, and we just don't even know,
Speaker 4: and so I'll try to find out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of will try to find out.
Speaker 5: Does it feel different in New York? Because if to me,
Speaker 5: I like know people that live in New York, and
Speaker 5: they feel so excited, and it truly feels like an
Speaker 5: actual paradigm shift for people care about politics there.
Speaker 4: Again, I think there's just a lot of hope now
Speaker 4: and the fact that he's delivered on so many things
Speaker 4: he said he was going to do and so quickly.
Speaker 4: And then the next one, which was amazing, And we
Speaker 4: had a really brutal winter this year, so like any
Speaker 4: year even with Eric under Eric Adams's administration, one it
Speaker 4: hits like April May, We're going to have a total
Speaker 4: vibe shift in New York because it's like it's warm.
Speaker 4: We just suffered for months and now we actually get
Speaker 4: to go outside and like have sex. If we want to,
Speaker 4: and so now it's just like it's a compounding effect
Speaker 4: of just like good vibes and energy, and so I
Speaker 4: would say, yeah, I've lived there for fifteen years and
Speaker 4: it finally feels like, yeah, we have something to live for.
Speaker 3: Itacinating totally.
Speaker 5: It's fascinating seeing a budget be allocated to fixing like
Speaker 5: potholes instead of like prostitutes. Yeah, yeah, because once you like.
Speaker 2: You have when the prostitute is in the car, you
Speaker 2: can put her on your lap and then be like
Speaker 2: driving on it.
Speaker 6: I need to spit my gum out.
Speaker 3: I can't be visible.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm putting it right there. It's what I
Speaker 4: love you guys. I'll clean that I can't have them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you fucking He's also putting a lot of money into
Speaker 4: the arts, like hundreds of millions or something.
Speaker 6: So it's actually hard to keep up with all the
Speaker 6: good things he's doing, even just.
Speaker 2: On a community because like on top of the never
Speaker 2: ending issues, sorry me laziest fucking wanting the coasters. I
Speaker 2: actually people used to get mad as fuck that I
Speaker 2: would kiss the mic all the time.
Speaker 4: That used to be at all.
Speaker 5: Talk about it.
Speaker 4: Oh it's you the reader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you the reader.
Speaker 4: Fun was it community?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 7: I feel like he's been pouring a lot of money
Speaker 7: and budgeting into making sure that the communities in New
Speaker 7: York that usually don't get to benefit off of living
Speaker 7: in New York because it is an expensive city. It's
Speaker 7: tight having a family there is difficult, like most major cities.
Speaker 7: And I just saw recently that he did this whole
Speaker 7: thing where for the World's Cup, New York locals and
Speaker 7: residents got to put in a raffle to get fifty
Speaker 7: dollars tickets to go to the World Cup, and like
Speaker 7: a bunch of New York locals got to.
Speaker 2: Go to the for fifty dollars.
Speaker 4: Well, and those are the people that actually keep the
Speaker 4: city running. Yeah, it's like they have the jobs that
Speaker 4: are essential. Like if the millionaire's left, that's just not
Speaker 4: that going to be that big of a deal, which
Speaker 4: then they all said they were going to even now
Speaker 4: they're actually like investing more in the city. But if
Speaker 4: all the people that like drive the MTA left, we
Speaker 4: wouldn't have public trust. So it's just like you need
Speaker 4: to make sure those people have like a good quality
Speaker 4: of life or any quality of life.
Speaker 2: I mean, la, I feel like is a.
Speaker 7: Is a perfect example of when you let a city
Speaker 7: that's full of people that make the city run, you
Speaker 7: will allow those people to live horrendous lives. Yeah, like
Speaker 7: even in like Boyle Heights, Like I mean you fire
Speaker 7: them out. It happened like three weeks ago, the warehouse fire.
Speaker 7: That's literally it was first burning ammonia. Then it was
Speaker 7: just like consistently they couldn't get the fire out, so
Speaker 7: it was going on and off against smoking. And it
Speaker 7: was a poultry and seafood.
Speaker 5: Where does right now, Like, oh, this is also a
Speaker 5: battery and it's.
Speaker 2: Where dolphin endangered dolphins And also we had eighteen field
Speaker 2: trips for the kids to come through here and we're
Speaker 2: going to day. Yeah, he already paid the deposits on
Speaker 2: the bus.
Speaker 5: If fire, it would have been out in about three Yeah,
Speaker 5: it would.
Speaker 2: Have been covered with a dome, the Golden Dome Trump
Speaker 2: was talking about covering the US with. They would have
Speaker 2: made it for Brentwood.
Speaker 3: And like see he's a dreamer.
Speaker 4: Totally. I mean you say he's got that's been such
Speaker 4: a fucking dream.
Speaker 2: So he cannot help. But like shift to different realities.
Speaker 2: We can't know how.
Speaker 3: We couldn't begin to get floating on the surface. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and algae algae blue.
Speaker 4: You forget the algae.
Speaker 3: Wait, what were you doing before comedy? If anything?
Speaker 6: I worked at a startup?
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I was just sort of doing that life
Speaker 4: of like Wow twenty ten's Girl in the City had
Speaker 4: a boy friend, lived with him, getting.
Speaker 3: Engaged to sort of allowed to know what the startup was.
Speaker 6: It's a little startup called warby Parker.
Speaker 4: WHOA, Yeah, I started.
Speaker 3: I started on the ground early.
Speaker 4: They're fifteen employees. And then when they went public, I
Speaker 4: had a bunch of stock options, so I sold them
Speaker 4: on the day because I'm like sort of a like
Speaker 4: financial genius, and I made a bunch of money that
Speaker 4: was helpful for me as like a little cushion. Okay,
Speaker 4: that was like years later.
Speaker 3: Have you looked at what the stock options would be
Speaker 3: worth today? Is it more or less?
Speaker 4: I sold it at sixty and it's like four.
Speaker 6: And that's when you wrap up yours, and.
Speaker 7: That what should be bringing up when you're in an
Speaker 7: auto ratio.
Speaker 2: I one gay guy and four strike strike I stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 5: They're like, we're strikers that have definitely lost all of
Speaker 5: their money to weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then they're like, wait, let me listen.
Speaker 4: We need there's a crisis, and lord knows, I'm not
Speaker 4: getting one.
Speaker 6: I have to work.
Speaker 3: My hobby is scrolling on my iPhone and I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it so much. My screen time has been
Speaker 3: absolutely insane the last week. But I've also been like
Speaker 3: violently depressed.
Speaker 4: So maybe there's which you can cope however you need,
Speaker 4: Yes songs, You're not hurting anyone, I mean, only yourself.
Speaker 3: Only myself.
Speaker 2: Jud Drew has records scores of screen time. Eighteen hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had an eighteen hours one day.
Speaker 2: What did you see?
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell.
Speaker 4: You know so much about the kick Pop?
Speaker 3: Yes, well watch every video, I watch every dissertation about it.
Speaker 2: But I guess I do have high school.
Speaker 3: I love that you asked, what do you chose?
Speaker 4: Did you see?
Speaker 3: That's like a really really important question to just be
Speaker 3: reminded in moments and the fact that.
Speaker 6: You don't remember a single thing.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was gonna say. I have a
Speaker 2: high screen time, but I watch a lot of long
Speaker 2: form content, whether it be movies or YouTube videos that
Speaker 2: are super hyper specific or yeah the babes, those are
Speaker 2: adult films.
Speaker 4: I don't guess that were and in doing so and
Speaker 4: watching long form that's actually moral high ground.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I.
Speaker 2: In the moral high ground. I watched there's that gay
Speaker 2: couple or actually I don't know if they're a couple,
Speaker 2: but there's these two gay guys that they make science
Speaker 2: videos and they've done it forever.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love them. They have a podcast, it's I
Speaker 3: think asap science.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love that they have a podcast. And they
Speaker 2: just did an episode where they were talking about we're
Speaker 2: seeing now there's actual evidence of what certain forms of
Speaker 2: content due to the human brain. And it's like still
Speaker 2: a good stuff, it's still all good. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: was insane that short form content specifically was the like
Speaker 2: issue and all these tests, like of course they had
Speaker 2: people who would get an option, like I'm gonna butcher
Speaker 2: this information. Go and watch the goddamn episode if you
Speaker 2: actually give a fuck. But I'm just talking to my
Speaker 2: friends and y'all are just here. Sorry, But they like
Speaker 2: did this thing where some people got the option. They
Speaker 2: were doing like random tasks and they got an hour break.
Speaker 2: Some people got given a book, some people got given
Speaker 2: a movie that they had no choice in. Some people
Speaker 2: got given like YouTube free scroll on YouTube, and they
Speaker 2: found and then some people got like TikTok, and they
Speaker 2: found all the people who did anything, whether it was
Speaker 2: like YouTube shorts, Instagram reel, or tiktoks had a harder
Speaker 2: time remembering what the task was they were told before
Speaker 2: versus the people who were doing anything else, whether it
Speaker 2: be sitting around reading a book, watching a movie like.
Speaker 2: Of course, there were differences and all the off. But yeah, literally,
Speaker 2: I think actually jerking off might be better.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I give Strike guys a lot of crap for forcing
Speaker 4: me to watch YouTube videos, but if one one specific
Speaker 4: strike I never did, I probably would have.
Speaker 6: Never met you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because you saw one of my videos.
Speaker 6: I saw actually all of your videos.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I was forced a gunpoint to watch them all, but
Speaker 4: I actually then started to enjoy it. I said, you
Speaker 4: can put the gun down, sweet. I'm just gonna let.
Speaker 3: Ask how like y'all collaborated on on this Galaxy brand. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, I met Kai at the Overcompensating premiere because I've
Speaker 4: been introduced to his content through an ex boyfriend or interaction.
Speaker 5: I thought I fumbled our very first interaction because I
Speaker 5: knew you through your ex and he showed me your
Speaker 5: stuff and I was like, oh, this is a very funny,
Speaker 5: talented person. I hope I don't fumble. The first interaction
Speaker 5: with them at the premiere and I thought, I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: here's Mary Beth. I'm going to say something funny to her.
Speaker 5: So I walked up to her and I pointed the
Speaker 5: overcompensating neon sign and I said, what are they going
Speaker 5: to do with that sign? Can I have the letters
Speaker 5: P E, N, I S?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 3: Did it land?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 6: I seriously went and asked, and she asked.
Speaker 5: And then I was like, oh my god, I really
Speaker 5: hope she doesn't think I'm dead serious. And I want
Speaker 5: a huge neon sign that says Penis and because I
Speaker 5: thought that was a really funny joke. But then you
Speaker 5: ask because you're a very sweet person, and I was like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm appreciate.
Speaker 4: But we couldn't get the signage unfortunately. Yeah, but then
Speaker 4: that weekend we went to Jumbo's clown room, so things
Speaker 4: sort of progressed from yeah, which oh sweet. Yeah, But
Speaker 4: then when we when we were thinking about who we
Speaker 4: wanted to direct the special, I knew you directed your
Speaker 4: sketches and stuff, and I was just like, I feel like, again,
Speaker 4: he just has the right type of mental illness for
Speaker 4: this job, and that I wanted people involved that we
Speaker 4: all because I feel this way about the special, like
Speaker 4: I have something to prove. So I wanted people who
Speaker 4: it felt like, this is like a high stake situation
Speaker 4: and to like put in a lot of effort. And
Speaker 4: then Kay totally did. And what people don't know about
Speaker 4: that night of the Overcompensating premiere is that I was
Speaker 4: extremely ineraxic drinking Margarita's, went home, fainted in the bathroom,
Speaker 4: got a whole concussion, had to do Jake Chen's podcast
Speaker 4: the next day.
Speaker 6: I'll have you know.
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, what time in the morning?
Speaker 4: Oh gosh it was. It wasn't like eight am, but
Speaker 4: it was like it was pre noon. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4: And so did you glam my stylist got me an ivy.
Speaker 6: It was like that type of deal. But yeah, I
Speaker 6: hit my head really hard.
Speaker 2: And we watched them Black Room Halloween. I blacked out
Speaker 2: and also hit my head really and I was there
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 4: I saw you that night. You know, we don't even
Speaker 4: talk about that. We really should because the person that
Speaker 4: I actually brought out that night has yet to give.
Speaker 6: Me my clothes back.
Speaker 4: Wow. And I'm disclose to naming him because I'm getting
Speaker 4: so pissed off he will not text me back.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that this morning, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't think we talk about Bruno, Like, I don't
Speaker 3: think we we don't.
Speaker 4: Tuck, we don't talk about it my name yet, but
Speaker 4: I'm getting I'm going to show you, guys the text
Speaker 4: I sent him in December where I was just like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to hang out with you. I just
Speaker 4: want my clothes back that he has never responded to you.
Speaker 4: But it was way nicer than that. Yeah, I was
Speaker 4: just like, I hope you're well, I'm thinking of you.
Speaker 4: I just want my clothes back. We don't need to
Speaker 4: hang out more square. Then we saw him at all Time.
Speaker 4: I had just described the situation to Ronica and we're
Speaker 4: leaving all Time and he's in the line and I
Speaker 4: see him. It was actually hell for me, but he's
Speaker 4: like hey, he hugs me. He's like, I didn't know
Speaker 4: you were in LA And I was like, well, you
Speaker 4: don't respond to my text wake that? And then he goes,
Speaker 4: don't do that, and.
Speaker 5: Everyone in the looks and saw him get cooked. It
Speaker 5: was so sick.
Speaker 2: That is amazing.
Speaker 4: In a world where there's not a lot of triumphs
Speaker 4: like that was a one. But I'm like, just give
Speaker 4: me my clothes back, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 4: by the way, he has my clothes because we were
Speaker 4: at joy Face one night and these girls came up
Speaker 4: to flirt with him and they had a rescue dog
Speaker 4: who pissed, sat in his piss, and then jumped in
Speaker 4: the guy's lap. So we went. When we went back
Speaker 4: to my house, he was like, can I shower and
Speaker 4: borrow clothes? So I said sure, So then he just
Speaker 4: wore them home and now I've never seen them since.
Speaker 3: And I'm sure they were nice clothes.
Speaker 4: I mean, it was like, you know, stuff that I
Speaker 4: want back. It was the only stuff I had that
Speaker 4: could fit like a guy of that stature.
Speaker 3: He wasn't to give to the next next guy of
Speaker 3: that stature.
Speaker 2: Also, just like, oh, have an assistant, do it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Why why are you making this now? I'm about actually
Speaker 2: an agency. I'm like, that is amazing. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: I'm on the opposite or not opposite end of that,
Speaker 2: in which I, oh god, what I have Someone's belongings
Speaker 2: who I've been trying to get back, and it's a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff you ship, but the person refuses to
Speaker 2: not just like let me send it to them because
Speaker 2: they have some of my stuff too, And it's this
Speaker 2: stalemate of like why can't we be chill, like let
Speaker 2: me just come to your house? And I'm like, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I just I want I don't I don't even want
Speaker 2: my stuff. I want you to have your stuff, and
Speaker 2: I just want someone you should just take it to you.
Speaker 5: You should just put it in a cocoa robot.
Speaker 6: I have him served served it like a subpoena or whatever.
Speaker 3: That's all about.
Speaker 2: I'm about to wait, let's just do it right now.
Speaker 4: I'm literally he has no idea who I am or
Speaker 4: she or whoever are they even or it's I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: But I could just knock and be like, here's your stuff, by.
Speaker 3: Oh that would be so that could be cool. Halloween
Speaker 3: was fun? Was that the first night we met.
Speaker 6: That first night and I went to place and it
Speaker 6: was like a really fun night out.
Speaker 4: We went to the one fun party like that I've
Speaker 4: sort of been to in La I would say with
Speaker 4: my many years of coming here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fun, there was a lot of gay guys.
Speaker 3: I feel like it was all gay guys. It's literally
Speaker 3: gay guy.
Speaker 2: Well that's also in LA for the most part. That's
Speaker 2: the most fun I think you can have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, an abandoned house that's sort of like reimagined as
Speaker 4: a party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like.
Speaker 2: The imagination of gay men goes beyond my I would
Speaker 2: have never ever seen that home. I've been like, this
Speaker 2: can be a beautiful place. See that home and been
Speaker 2: like blow it up.
Speaker 4: Well no, they said, we got a cigar room, we
Speaker 4: got a dance floor. We'll do a backhouse with a
Speaker 4: bar l really big speakers too.
Speaker 5: That My friends are always like, why are you at
Speaker 5: gay bars all the time with Drew, Like what is
Speaker 5: actually going on? And I'm like, dude, have you been
Speaker 5: to an organized straight event? Because if you have, then
Speaker 5: you then you know why I'm not playing it.
Speaker 2: All straight events feel like all hail Playington, but Plankton
Speaker 2: isn't there, and like Plankdin didn't necessary exist, and Plankton,
Speaker 2: oh he doesn't.
Speaker 8: It's like it's like this, there's this figment of imagination
Speaker 8: that like Drake or Kylie Jenner is like ever like
Speaker 8: the ever seeing eye and likes like kid.
Speaker 2: Cudd he's gonna walk in the room. We're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, fucking Timothy Shalaman. It's like some weird thing here,
Speaker 2: like I don't know if that's it as much as
Speaker 2: also like the straight men in general have become. It's
Speaker 2: like it's like when you catch a little kid like
Speaker 2: drawing all over the walls and you're like, no, crans
Speaker 2: are not for that, and then it's like, well, I'm
Speaker 2: never gonna draw again. That's what's happened to men of
Speaker 2: like okay, listen, like you cannot rape, you should not
Speaker 2: do that, and it's like, no, I'm never gonna talk
Speaker 2: to a girl again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything is rape.
Speaker 5: So like there's that, there's like so many Well, you
Speaker 5: took away their favorite thing.
Speaker 6: That was the one thing they had.
Speaker 2: It was all they had to come together about.
Speaker 5: Mind you, they put all their eggs.
Speaker 4: But it was also unspoken because they didn't talk about it,
Speaker 4: but they just knew it, like they could see it
Speaker 4: in each other and that was what made life fun
Speaker 4: for them. I mean, Julia Fox had this one quote
Speaker 4: where she was like, I actually love having sex with guys,
Speaker 4: but they're just like not fuckable anymore. She's like, I'm
Speaker 4: not meeting guys who are fuckable. And then I just
Speaker 4: feel like guys don't really like sex that much. It's
Speaker 4: kind of weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they like it because again it's like it's like, well,
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to wash my hands after I pee, especially
Speaker 2: if someone's around. Like it's like, well, I'm supposed to
Speaker 2: like girls and want to fuck them all the time.
Speaker 4: So yes, they gotta do it.
Speaker 5: I got to do it.
Speaker 4: But some of them aren't even doing it, and it's
Speaker 4: like what, so what is your purpose? What is your purpose?
Speaker 2: Well, they want to be the girls. They want to
Speaker 2: be the girls girl like no, Like they want to
Speaker 2: be mama inside and then popa outside.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, no, no, you want to be
Speaker 3: the girl.
Speaker 5: No, I want to be the man. I want to
Speaker 5: be the man. I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: I'm not a prude or conservative by any means, but
Speaker 2: I do have sex as a hobby. Like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: think sex is a hobby is a bit loose, like
Speaker 2: that being a hobby at hand is like okay, I
Speaker 2: get unless positive unless you're creative with.
Speaker 4: It, Like I don't know that's where I'm like just
Speaker 4: doing some cigar type ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like it's like a callback, like.
Speaker 2: If you've carved your own lame period, Like.
Speaker 3: I think we should.
Speaker 4: I think we should kink shame. That's one of my
Speaker 4: more conservative beliefs. I'm like, why did we just decide
Speaker 4: that everything's chill. I don't think it's all chill.
Speaker 5: We should be able to make fun of people. I
Speaker 5: want to jock off with poop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, at least, by the way, do whatever
Speaker 4: you want, but we can then talk about it in
Speaker 4: last Yeah. I don't think you don't. I don't think
Speaker 4: you should not do it, but I think I should
Speaker 4: be allowed to.
Speaker 5: We have to be able to make fun of the
Speaker 5: guy who wants to lie underneath the glass table and
Speaker 5: have people shit on it.
Speaker 2: If you're going to make that everyone's business like it
Speaker 2: comes with the territory. If you are going to let
Speaker 2: me know your kink, I'm going to have comments. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have comments.
Speaker 4: And that's why people don't like opinionated women, because they
Speaker 4: just want to have their kinks and not get any pushback.
Speaker 5: But I have a kink, Actually, what is it? I
Speaker 5: just love missionary so you can still argue yelling at
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 4: Beautiful comment at.
Speaker 5: This legendary gay guy. He was like, I love missionary,
Speaker 5: so we can keep yelling at each other.
Speaker 3: And he wears a cowboy hat everywhere. He's literally I'm
Speaker 3: actually really sad that I'll never get to interact with
Speaker 3: him again. But he was, he's like through an X Yeah.
Speaker 5: Tragic, tragic, yeah, he said, and got on this motorcycle
Speaker 5: with this cowboy hat, drove away and a house.
Speaker 3: That he doesn't actually own. He's kind of like squatting
Speaker 3: and he's so.
Speaker 4: Said, sounds like we have a lot to learn from him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we really, we really, really really really do. Wait,
Speaker 3: what's the hardestrug you've ever done?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I've done like LSD and stuff. And but one night
Speaker 4: I accidentally did meth.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, which because it was in the MD
Speaker 3: may did it feel like your teeth were falling out?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: It was actually the best night I've ever had.
Speaker 4: It's just the next day I didn't We didn't sleep
Speaker 4: the whole day, so like some worry and concerns started
Speaker 4: setting it around like nine am because we hadn't slept yet,
Speaker 4: and then we were just kind of freaking out because
Speaker 4: we didn't know what was going on, and uh then
Speaker 4: I was supposed to open for my friend George Severis,
Speaker 4: and I had to sort of call him in shame
Speaker 4: and say, I accidentally did meth last night. And I
Speaker 4: thought it was past this point in my life, but
Speaker 4: it turns out I'm not, and like being like effects
Speaker 4: work two weeks ago. Yeah, this was in June, and
Speaker 4: so then I was just like really ashamed. And we
Speaker 4: didn't sleep until like seven eight pm the next day. Wow,
Speaker 4: that was really really tough.
Speaker 3: But did you get good sleep?
Speaker 4: We then slept for a long time for sure, But
Speaker 4: it was such a fun night. I was just like,
Speaker 4: why do I feel so good?
Speaker 3: Why do I feel like the greatest person alive?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I could do anything. We went to Three
Speaker 4: Dollars Bill. We were dancing all night. I was doing cartwheels.
Speaker 4: We were up and.
Speaker 2: You were nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, and I was really happy to be doing
Speaker 4: them again. But then, yeah, it was it was the myth.
Speaker 3: It was meth. I'm going to New York also tomorrow though.
Speaker 4: For how long?
Speaker 2: But I think if I didn't meth, I would kill someone,
Speaker 2: Like I think that's just like my kind of path.
Speaker 3: And I would you can't. You can't literally can't dabble.
Speaker 3: I'm going for like a few days and then I'm
Speaker 3: coming back. But I was literally saying, I want to
Speaker 3: go back for to Galaxy Brain.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I want to genuinely because Okay, the venues kind of
Speaker 4: like they're funny because it's like they're independently owned, I
Speaker 4: think because there's one woman that runs the place. And
Speaker 4: we thought we were going to sell six hundred tickets
Speaker 4: and then we did like a ticket check in and
Speaker 4: they had sold seven hundred and ninety six. So I
Speaker 4: was like, oh shit, and they're like, actually, our capacity
Speaker 4: is eleven hundred. So it's truly going to just be
Speaker 4: like a huge dance party. I just got I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: Kai was supposed to DJ. He's unfortunately not able to
Speaker 4: use other artistic pursuits. I can plug in, you can
Speaker 4: plug it and it's a little I mean, I see
Speaker 4: your deck right there, oh yeah, oh yeah, but it's
Speaker 4: going to be so fun, and I just think, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I wanted to just have fun with the people.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen all of it yet. Kai like showed
Speaker 3: me a little bit a little sneaky peek.
Speaker 4: Are leaking it to the Yeah, no, I like it.
Speaker 4: It is really for like the people in this room
Speaker 4: that were the people.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for it and they're going to fucking
Speaker 3: love it and them as well.
Speaker 6: And Kai is in it, which is cool. I don't
Speaker 6: know if you've seen the Cold Open, but have you
Speaker 6: seen it?
Speaker 3: I don't think I think I have.
Speaker 5: I'll send it to you.
Speaker 6: I tried to cut it and I vetoed that well period.
Speaker 5: I was like, this is your special I want this
Speaker 5: to be about you, and I am biased because I'm
Speaker 5: in it, and so I was like, I is no,
Speaker 5: I'm Jewish actually, but but you wanted to keep it
Speaker 5: in and that made me feel really good. So I
Speaker 5: was like, it's really funny.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Like two days ago, I freaked out to you and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, did that come out already?
Speaker 2: And I literally was like, oh my god, oh my god,
Speaker 2: did that come out already?
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 3: And I don't know why.
Speaker 6: In my head, No, people have a really hard time
Speaker 6: with for lease dates.
Speaker 2: You know, I literally in my head for some reason,
Speaker 2: it came out like the first week of July and
Speaker 2: then two days like it was a few days ago.
Speaker 2: I literally wanted to. I was like, dude, I feel
Speaker 2: like such a piece of shit because one I haven't
Speaker 2: seen it, and two I have not said anything. And
Speaker 2: I was like, like, is it out? Like how have
Speaker 2: I not seen anything about it? He was like, bitch,
Speaker 2: shut up.
Speaker 4: You got a couple weeks to put. What's the day,
Speaker 4: July twentieth, July eighth. Fucking I feel ready for it
Speaker 4: to be out and just like see what people are
Speaker 4: angry about and just like let that wash over me.
Speaker 4: But also just celebrate because it's like a huge milestone
Speaker 4: and I think it's I'm really proud of it, so
Speaker 4: I think that feels good. There's obviously things I would change,
Speaker 4: you know, but you only have the footage that you have.
Speaker 4: He did not want to use any generative AI for
Speaker 4: the special, So that's.
Speaker 6: Well except for the whole material.
Speaker 3: Okay, we were talking visual Visually, I wanted it to.
Speaker 6: Be pure, but as far as yeah, the material is completely.
Speaker 4: Written by Yeah.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of dashes in the joke yeah where
Speaker 5: she pauses for an awkward amount of time.
Speaker 3: I got chills when I found out that you got
Speaker 3: a special on Netflix.
Speaker 5: I literally got.
Speaker 2: For me.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's well, because I found out in
Speaker 4: I guess August of last year when I was on vacation,
Speaker 4: which felt really good. Unfore then I was stalked by
Speaker 4: a suicidal hotel guest the last night of medication. But
Speaker 4: that's for when I come back to Emergency Intercom. But
Speaker 4: it was exciting and it felt so far away to
Speaker 4: like because we knew we were going to tape it
Speaker 4: in early twenty twenty six, and then it's like you
Speaker 4: have to edit it and do all the posts, and
Speaker 4: so it does feel like it's like it's like I'm
Speaker 4: pregnant with a Netflix special and I'm ready for my
Speaker 4: duo date.
Speaker 3: It felt like it came together pretty quick, though, like
Speaker 3: in like it it felt very I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 3: it wasn't seamless, but it felt like it was kind
Speaker 3: of seamless, like it was.
Speaker 4: Natal Kai actually has now witnessed me in psychosis, which
Speaker 4: is something that not everyone gets to see because in.
Speaker 6: The edit it was truly like I lost my grip
Speaker 6: of reality.
Speaker 5: We watched this hour of I mean, you've performed it
Speaker 5: obviously so many times, but we watched it. I think
Speaker 5: I've seen it twelve times, like twelve hours.
Speaker 6: It was so many times.
Speaker 4: And then also because I'm just like I'm meticulous, so
Speaker 4: like our producers were like, oh, sometimes like comedians don't
Speaker 4: listen to the sound mix, or like you don't have
Speaker 4: to watch this cut of it. But I was just
Speaker 4: so nervous of seeing it on Netflix and being like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, we didn't catch that. So I wanted
Speaker 4: to watch it one million times. But it was worth it.
Speaker 5: I also feel like I've been pregnant with a baby too,
Speaker 5: and I feel like I kind of just totally understand
Speaker 5: what it's like to be pregnant.
Speaker 2: I agree doing something that like a lot of men
Speaker 2: next to pregnant women tend to do, we're pregnant, We're pregnant,
Speaker 2: pregnant is pregnant.
Speaker 4: But it was it was very collaborative and I think
Speaker 4: like for what we needed the director to do, which
Speaker 4: actually the scope of work was way beyond what a
Speaker 4: traditional director would do, I think Ki was the only
Speaker 4: person that could do it. And also we created a
Speaker 4: cinematic universe with these sketches that were really fine.
Speaker 6: And k I had to edit all of them.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm so excited to see it. Like you
Speaker 2: were just so tapped into.
Speaker 5: It, like the whole time. Yeah, and it was really
Speaker 5: nice to you because you gave me so much like
Speaker 5: room to do that stuff, which was very sweet of you.
Speaker 4: I mean, you gained a lot of weight special I said,
Speaker 4: you can't be skinnier than me in the cold open,
Speaker 4: so come correct fuck her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that was very hard to do because like
Speaker 5: I just don't keep weight on. It's like really hard
Speaker 5: for me to gain Wait, but whatever, that's literally me
Speaker 5: though it actually isn't. That's gonna piss me off. So yeah,
Speaker 5: but yeah, guys are sub July twenty. You're gonna squirt
Speaker 5: from laughing.
Speaker 6: I think you're gonna squirt like and and I talk
Speaker 6: about scorting in it.
Speaker 2: So so if you're lucky, it'll it'll sink. It'll be
Speaker 2: like a period sinking.
Speaker 6: So totally.
Speaker 4: But if you jerk off to it, I think you
Speaker 4: should vendo me five dollars. Okay, only if you come, though,
Speaker 4: if you just drinking off and you don't come, and
Speaker 4: you don't have to fame me, but I think five
Speaker 4: bucks is fair.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is very fair.
Speaker 2: I would say even if they don't come, they should
Speaker 2: at least send you.
Speaker 7: It should be kind of like a bank camp situation
Speaker 7: of like whatever you think I deserve, like whether it'd
Speaker 7: be fifty cents.
Speaker 6: Clarama on Reddit whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Actually I think I didn't use Reddit anymore. I
Speaker 4: had to.
Speaker 6: I had to stop going on it. It wasn't good
Speaker 6: for me in my health.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really bad over there. I don't I don't go.
Speaker 6: It's not a safe space for us.
Speaker 5: There was a subreddit for anyone that basically just speculated
Speaker 5: on her boob size.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The weirdest part was how all of them could have
Speaker 2: been Brazier makers, because I was like, you guys have
Speaker 2: on them.
Speaker 4: You guys are actually really experts in the field.
Speaker 2: I was just talking about this other day.
Speaker 7: I was like, the weirdest part about that was, I think, one,
Speaker 7: it's always weird to have something just centered around like
Speaker 7: being objectified in that way.
Speaker 2: Like there's I don't know whatever. But there was this
Speaker 2: one photo of me and a shirt that was like
Speaker 2: I wasn't wearing a bra on it and you couldn't
Speaker 2: see through the shirt at all. But somebody had found
Speaker 2: a woman whose boobs were like essentially identical to mine
Speaker 2: and they like overlaid it and it's like this is
Speaker 2: pre AI. So I was like, damn, pervert, seriously have
Speaker 2: the time and they will dedicate it to this. And
Speaker 2: they did this weird layer thing of like guessing my
Speaker 2: boobs and what they look like without a shirt, and
Speaker 2: they guessed so right spot on.
Speaker 6: Not that I'm aware of, but I hope I have.
Speaker 3: We'll make We'll make that happen.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do for you.
Speaker 6: That's on the punch list. I am a Gemini.
Speaker 3: Where hy and I?
Speaker 6: Your birthday's May twenty seventh, mine's May twenty.
Speaker 2: Eighth, day after Geminis Yeah before me? Yeah, isn't Josie
Speaker 2: a Gemini?
Speaker 4: No? Oh, what are you guys?
Speaker 2: I'm an Aquarius?
Speaker 3: Okay, Pisces?
Speaker 6: Okay. A lot of gay men are Pisces, and pieces
Speaker 6: are gay men.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. Literally every other gay man that I met
Speaker 3: over the last year of actually becoming gay is named
Speaker 3: Drew and is also a Pisces.
Speaker 4: Interesting, crazy and Aquarius. I don't actually know that much
Speaker 4: about it, but I feel like you have a similar
Speaker 4: sort of energy to one of my sisters who is
Speaker 4: also an Aquarius. So it's like I can see it.
Speaker 4: There's a thread.
Speaker 2: I have like a lot of Aquarius women in my life,
Speaker 2: and they all are so annoying. I'm like, you're you
Speaker 2: go here, we go.
Speaker 7: Like I have, Like, especially in New York, a lot
Speaker 7: of my friends out there are girls who are aquariuses,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, damn, we were all together. Yeah, I
Speaker 7: have the best time in my goddamn life, but not
Speaker 7: in like maybe the healthiest way, because it's it's literally
Speaker 7: a room full of bit just being like exactly.
Speaker 2: That's like all I want.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: J C has a very prolific First of all, JT
Speaker 2: in general is very prolific with her verbiage and she
Speaker 2: creates some of the greatest quotes of all time. But
Speaker 2: one of them was her talking about on her TikTok
Speaker 2: how she does not condone unbiased opinions, and she was like,
Speaker 2: my TikTok page is for bias. She was like, if
Speaker 2: you were following me, I only want you to comment.
Speaker 2: Love and nice and sweet things do not come here
Speaker 2: and like be an biased with me. I want to
Speaker 2: hear like a mirror and that's what the comments are for,
Speaker 2: and otherwise I'm going to block you.
Speaker 5: I want that too. Whenever I look at comments or
Speaker 5: anything I make, I'm like, I think this should only
Speaker 5: just be nice stuff.
Speaker 4: Your comments are so funny because we did a collabor
Speaker 4: a collaborative post this week, and your comments are just
Speaker 4: and I just spit or like people just kind of
Speaker 4: like being mean to you.
Speaker 5: I know, it's awesome. Some of them are really funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're really funny.
Speaker 6: I was laughing.
Speaker 5: But then some will be like, every once in a
Speaker 5: while you get one that's not even funny, it's just me,
Speaker 5: and but you can tell they're trying to be funny.
Speaker 3: It was like, do that in real life too?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I was nagged so aggressively on Friday in a way
Speaker 4: that I hadn't experienced in a really long.
Speaker 3: Time, really from like a fan or something else from.
Speaker 6: A fellow industry taste maker.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, can you go into depth on that.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll talk about it offline because I think saying
Speaker 4: who it is is going to make the story even better.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, I'm excited.
Speaker 5: When we were in New York one time, we were
Speaker 5: standing on a sidewalk and from behind me, someone just said,
Speaker 5: what's up, you stinky, ugly bitch? And then I turned
Speaker 5: around and it was this girl who was like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 5: I don't know like Drew and you do it on
Speaker 5: the show. And I just thought that and I don't know,
Speaker 5: I just thought that would be cool, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 5: actually it's pretty funny.
Speaker 3: The media to apology back down is good. Where should
Speaker 3: I go out in New York?
Speaker 6: I mean anywhere? It's all just good times basement.
Speaker 4: I mean, I've I have the gay my there's a
Speaker 4: threattle I have a joke about in my special. They're
Speaker 4: actually my best friends and they they know all the spots.
Speaker 4: I should actually just like connect you with them in
Speaker 4: a group chat because they'll take you to fun places.
Speaker 3: Is one of their names.
Speaker 2: Jake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no different, Okay, this is a Jake who was
Speaker 4: my first boyfriend in high school and turned them out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I turned him. I was the last one. No,
Speaker 4: he actually had several others before he came out, but
Speaker 4: I did. I did him out of the closet in
Speaker 4: the yearbook room.
Speaker 3: That's good for you.
Speaker 6: So then he's gay because of me.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, But he has a husband and a boyfriend
Speaker 4: and they live in my building and they know everything
Speaker 4: that gay people are doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need, I need to be packed in.
Speaker 5: I'm going. It was so funny in the sketches.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So Jake is also a producer on the special because
Speaker 4: he knows inside of my brain really well.
Speaker 6: So we collaborate very well together, and he is in.
Speaker 6: He's in the sketch.
Speaker 5: There are some reaction shots that are like genuinely some
Speaker 5: of the best parts.
Speaker 4: And it's his acting debut. Wait where are you from?
Speaker 2: I'm for Miami?
Speaker 6: Okay, whoa, that's crazy. You just don't hear that every day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's rare.
Speaker 4: And Ray, it's a rarity. I know.
Speaker 2: I do have a lot of friends here from Florida
Speaker 2: and Miami, like randomly, but it is rare for people
Speaker 2: also to just leave Miami because it's kind of like
Speaker 2: a sticky trap, Like it's just like humidity like weighs
Speaker 2: you down.
Speaker 3: Kind of outside. Today was gay Miami? A little bit yummy?
Speaker 5: Shocking?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: Well, No, it's hot. Yeah, yes, I was kind of
Speaker 3: raining a little bit when I was taking out the trash.
Speaker 2: Well, it's because they're what is it called the seed
Speaker 2: when they like plant rain.
Speaker 3: Cloud seating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're cloud seating.
Speaker 5: Oh. Also, if you're wondering why we're doing your episode
Speaker 5: in this room, they wanted to whine and dine us.
Speaker 2: And you're very upper exchell on, so we needed to
Speaker 2: do it in an upper echelon.
Speaker 5: But then I said, we're not going to be eating
Speaker 5: any of that food.
Speaker 6: Put the food in the garbage.
Speaker 4: I did see an edit on TikTok of you sitting
Speaker 4: on Drew's lap, and then he was like, that's how
Speaker 4: we're going to do guests now, and he was like
Speaker 4: Mary Beth Thrown, this could be you.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 6: And then but then I wasn't given up.
Speaker 3: Shall we get a picture? Yeah, get a picture? Little please? Please,
Speaker 3: please please.
Speaker 2: I think he just like, want.
Speaker 3: Please send my lap?
Speaker 2: What so'll do it.
Speaker 6: We'll do it as long as that's cool with NYA.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, no, I would love to if I can watch. Yes,
Speaker 2: I allow, And.
Speaker 6: That's where the episode cuts out.
Speaker 5: This is the end.
Speaker 2: But do you have any media you've been enjoying other
Speaker 2: than Galaxy Brain?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel like I've been watching a lot of movies.
Speaker 4: I've actually been revisiting movies that came out like five
Speaker 4: to six years ago that I thought were bad at
Speaker 4: the time, but I didn't know how bad movies would get,
Speaker 4: so now they actually are kind of good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm like I fuck with this.
Speaker 4: Actually, as far as television shows, I was. I was
Speaker 4: just thinking about this because I was like, I need
Speaker 4: to have some shows that I've watched recently to talk
Speaker 4: about just in life, especially if you like do meetings
Speaker 4: in LA. People want to know, like what you've been watching.
Speaker 4: Could not name a single thing right now? Yeah, isn't
Speaker 4: that crazy?
Speaker 3: I know that same.
Speaker 7: I guess the only thing I could name other than
Speaker 7: random movies is Love Island.
Speaker 3: That's the show watched Silo.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I started Widows Baits today.
Speaker 3: Oh cool? How is it?
Speaker 4: It's really good?
Speaker 3: It's really really, really funny.
Speaker 6: And I would say, but I haven't. I'm just scratching.
Speaker 5: It feels like a TV show from like before everything
Speaker 5: got really bad. Oh good, you know it's really cool.
Speaker 2: Oh, I guess I have been watching TV shows, but
Speaker 2: I've been watching cartoons. I watched all of the New
Speaker 2: Regular Show, and then I've been watching the new amazing
Speaker 2: Gumball series.
Speaker 4: Where is that available Hulu?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 4: Huh we bleep Poolo. I watched All's Fair on on
Speaker 4: Disney Plus, which is that Ryan Murphy show about the
Speaker 4: law firm, which originally I'd seen a lot of memes
Speaker 4: about and it was like, Oh, it's so bad, but
Speaker 4: I actually like came to sort of love the women.
Speaker 3: That's what Josiah said. Josiah was like, I everyone was
Speaker 3: laughing at it, but he actually loves that show.
Speaker 4: There's a few episodes that totally went off the rails,
Speaker 4: but I think generally it's like a show about female
Speaker 4: friendship and about like women's stories in that theme matters,
Speaker 4: and that's a beauty.
Speaker 3: I would never watch something this is a worst nightmare
Speaker 3: because it would give.
Speaker 2: Him a migraine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and again, what are migraines? Inherently feminine?
Speaker 3: They're bad for the baby, and they're bad for the baby,
Speaker 3: bad for you as a baby.
Speaker 5: You know what I want to start just before we leave, Like,
Speaker 5: I guess this is my media. This is what I
Speaker 5: want to listen to. I want to start, like when
Speaker 5: I see pregnant women, I want to I want to
Speaker 5: start asking if I can put my ear out the belly.
Speaker 5: Men don't do that anymore, and I think that's pretty.
Speaker 4: When did they do that?
Speaker 3: There was an arrow where was the ear.
Speaker 2: Men had to learn that they're not allowed to touch
Speaker 2: yeah stomach and like.
Speaker 4: Be like, oh there, and we live in big cities,
Speaker 4: so we feel like that's changed. But I am sure
Speaker 4: that in most places, men will just.
Speaker 3: Go up and yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: My actual media, which she will do, I will, I will.
Speaker 5: My actual media is the new Frost Children epe listening
Speaker 5: to it. I've listened to it over a hundred times
Speaker 5: and it's only been out for two days.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, faster Frost Children.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, that.
Speaker 3: Song you sent me.
Speaker 6: I didn't know we could talk about music. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: for me, it's Olivia Rogers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just finally listened to it, and I'm like, God,
Speaker 2: damn this girl.
Speaker 4: It's not there's no skips, very rare for me on
Speaker 4: an album. No skips, Yeah, there's none.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite album?
Speaker 5: Do you have one?
Speaker 3: That's a really hard question to just be ask.
Speaker 4: Favorite album ever. I mean, I don't know, it's hard.
Speaker 4: I feel like it depends like what phase I'm at
Speaker 4: in my life. Anti by Rihanna was huge for me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then unfortunately the Graduation by Kanye West was a
Speaker 4: big one. But we can't really talk about that.
Speaker 3: Soond we're not talking about it.
Speaker 5: That's really hard about it.
Speaker 4: I think Scissor's first album, and then I was a
Speaker 4: huge Katy Perry fan. So Teenage Dream is pretty big.
Speaker 4: It's just like hits after hits, and yeah, that was
Speaker 4: like that that came out when I had a driver's
Speaker 4: license and could play whatever I wanted.
Speaker 3: I think that's like one of the first times I
Speaker 3: realized that I was gay. Without realizing I was gay,
Speaker 3: was my baby sitter at the time was like, why
Speaker 3: are you watching Teenage Dream music videos or listening to
Speaker 3: Teenage Dream and watching the music videos on the TV?
Speaker 3: And I was like, actually, I don't know why, but looking.
Speaker 2: Back, because I was such a great question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was good for you. Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: It was really major. And that like album cover with her.
Speaker 5: All the music videos too, are so well done.
Speaker 2: Well that's when like music videos were the one vehicle
Speaker 2: to promote music other than radio. And like I was
Speaker 2: even just I've been listening to an illegal upload that
Speaker 2: is publicly on Apple Music, and first of all, I
Speaker 2: can't lie. There was a part of me that was like,
Speaker 2: just as a music lover in general, how beautiful it
Speaker 2: is that I don't have to go and download things anymore.
Speaker 2: Like people can just illegally post people's music without their permission.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it'll be under random names like but the
Speaker 2: song I've been listening to that made me think this
Speaker 2: is a low bait song that he did for Pharrell's
Speaker 2: show that they played on it, and somebody literally just
Speaker 2: took it and re uploaded it onto Apple Music and
Speaker 2: it's not supposed to be there. Fuckers are saying that
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm so sorry, You're to help you realize you're gay. Maybe, well,
Speaker 4: you were saying music videos are the only we're the
Speaker 4: only way to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now music like nobody cares about music videos
Speaker 2: anymore as much as they do care about if like
Speaker 2: there's a certain section of a song that like.
Speaker 6: Yeah, could just like.
Speaker 4: Well, what I've noticed is that all music videos are
Speaker 4: movies now, and all movies are music video.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You need like a narrative to propel a music video now,
Speaker 4: and I guess with movies you just need cool shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you need cool shots because the movie will
Speaker 2: only be seen if those cool shots are then edited
Speaker 2: by some hyper specific teenager.
Speaker 3: In Ukraine and can and has to. A lot has
Speaker 3: to be filmed horizontally, obviously, but every frame has to
Speaker 3: look good.
Speaker 4: For in vertical and I just want to say to
Speaker 4: the teens in Ukraine and I maybe said the Ukraine before,
Speaker 4: but it's actually just Ukraine. Drop the drop the It's cleaner.
Speaker 4: I love them, I owe them the world. I think
Speaker 4: the fan edits they are doing are fucking inspiring in
Speaker 4: their art. And I don't know how they're getting higher
Speaker 4: rise clips of every show and movie, but like, keep
Speaker 4: fucking doing what I.
Speaker 2: Know we always say.
Speaker 7: I'm like, these are the next generation of editors for movies,
Speaker 7: like somebody who's smart, like.
Speaker 3: Will Go And some of the ship that they are
Speaker 3: doing is unbelievable, mind you on cap cut on their iPhone?
Speaker 4: Y know, I'm not kiddie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fan editors specifically once who are die hard for
Speaker 2: a specific actor slash actress. Don't let them get to
Speaker 2: a disccog page all that they can make a new
Speaker 2: movie with all of the There's so many edits that
Speaker 2: have gotten me to walk movies edits or what made
Speaker 2: me watch Sex in the City because I hadn't seen
Speaker 2: it before that, and then I think I saw a
Speaker 2: really good edit.
Speaker 4: Of care was it set to David by Lord? Because
Speaker 4: that was an edit that really sticks.
Speaker 2: So No, but that is I had to took it
Speaker 2: out a series by the time that came along, but
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It might have been like a Miranda
Speaker 2: one that was like really funny and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't. No one told me they were funny. Yeah
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 4: They make jokes. They're like they like puns and being funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: To me, Sex and the City is like a girls
Speaker 7: version of The Sopranos. It's like, you do what you
Speaker 7: don't realize is it's a comedy, right, Like to me,
Speaker 7: The Sopranos is a comedy that is one of the
Speaker 7: funniest shows ever. Like the way they wrote dialogue between
Speaker 7: family members is the best and realist depiction.
Speaker 4: Oh so Meadow did meths one time? Really for a
Speaker 4: require thing? Right, I've only seen three in the show.
Speaker 2: I thought you were saying in person.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, you were saying that too. I
Speaker 3: was like, holy, I just saw a video.
Speaker 2: Of her recently and she looks really good. And I
Speaker 2: was gonna be like, well, maybe maths. Someone was you
Speaker 2: look really good, So maybe the math is like.
Speaker 6: All part of it.
Speaker 4: Because someone once replied to a tweet of mine saying, oh,
Speaker 4: it's look at skeletor metto soprano again, and I really like,
Speaker 4: I really clung onto that identity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cool. They did a bit of a thirteen
Speaker 2: They did do a bit of a thirteen run with
Speaker 2: her college era, like she went out to college and she.
Speaker 3: Was like into.
Speaker 6: And it gets that hurt.
Speaker 2: No, that show is so awesome, dude. I think maybe
Speaker 2: I love that show so much because of the dynamic
Speaker 2: the Little Brother has, the dynamicies of the relationship, of
Speaker 2: the interpersonal relapstions of everybody. It's really good.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I like that they wrote the brother just
Speaker 7: be a fucking dunce. Do they constantly just picked that
Speaker 7: like that?
Speaker 6: So that's really Kai in the pod right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's hot though, Oh my god, you think that. Actually,
Speaker 3: I was looking at you on the couch today and
Speaker 3: I literally they.
Speaker 4: Said, I I posted a hot picture of him because
Speaker 4: I am an ally at the end of the day,
Speaker 4: and I got so many replies how good he looked,
Speaker 4: even from straight guys like Zach for example. And so
Speaker 4: that's what I'm doing, like to help you.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Yeah, I actually really do appreciate that. And
Speaker 5: if you could do that every single day, and I
Speaker 5: am when you get the most engagement because.
Speaker 3: The story is up the Thursday specific I'll do my best.
Speaker 4: Just start looking good all the time, and then.
Speaker 2: How many people are going to have to tell you
Speaker 2: you look good till you believe it? Like, is it
Speaker 2: just going to be like you're the well that never
Speaker 2: it's like your bottomless pit I am.
Speaker 5: I am a bottomless pits the bottom babe, I don't
Speaker 5: think that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it has to come from within.
Speaker 5: It does, and that's what I need to learn at
Speaker 5: the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what you should have wished for, but instead
Speaker 2: you wish to fuck Drew and then.
Speaker 6: You wish it out done done so many times.
Speaker 2: That's where you keep sucking up, right, and that's the
Speaker 2: definition of insanity.
Speaker 5: I'm fucking crazy crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My media is the song Dead Fresh by Little Baby.
Speaker 2: That's my media.
Speaker 7: Thoh and still just listening to Morning Dude by Beyonce.
Speaker 7: I voted for my Love Island a couple of choice.
Speaker 7: I'm going to find out today if they win. I
Speaker 7: have a feeling they're gonna win. Trimmyy and Bryce.
Speaker 4: Oh it's culminating this evening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, tonight's the I'm definitely ready for it. To end
Speaker 6: having not watched it, but I'm ready.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I tapped in so late because this
Speaker 2: year I was like, I cannot dedicate my life to that.
Speaker 4: I can't do it.
Speaker 7: And then one night I was just bored with Josh
Speaker 7: and Josie and we put it put it on and
Speaker 7: it just so happened to be the Casa More episode.
Speaker 2: Well that'll get you, and then I just yeah, I
Speaker 2: was really hooked because I was like, damn, I am
Speaker 2: there's a crazy liar on this season that's scary, that's
Speaker 2: really and his name is Sincere, which is amazing. It's amazing.
Speaker 7: And then it has me thinking about Josiah because his
Speaker 7: middle name is Truth and he's the biggest liar.
Speaker 5: I've ever met.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh wow, it's crazy. He's fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: So don't name your kid what you want them to be.
Speaker 3: Named them the opposite so uh mantis straight Phillips.
Speaker 2: He wants the name is kid Mantis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: That's where we're gonna end.
Speaker 2: Also, please everybody go watch Galaxy Brain when it's out
Speaker 2: on the twenty eighth and Netflix.
Speaker 4: Watch it a lot of times on different devices, different profile. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: watch it with your friends. Put it on the background.
Speaker 4: I guess you win anymore.
Speaker 3: The Justin Bieber yummy to yummy, like, do you know
Speaker 3: when he like posted that infographic being like you can
Speaker 3: turn your phone all the way down just silent and
Speaker 3: click replay and play it over and over so we
Speaker 3: can get number one on the charts.
Speaker 2: Which is ridiculous to think about because you're Justin Bieber, like,
Speaker 2: it's probably gonna Yeah, it's like Kai wishing to you again.
Speaker 3: It's just right.
Speaker 4: It's like you're going to waste of a post, but
Speaker 4: yours is going to do organic numbers. Hey, it's ours
Speaker 4: our y'alls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, play the squirting jock that's at the end,
Speaker 5: over and over again, one volume.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in front of friend's family, whoever, whatever it takes.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. It's been really cool to be
Speaker 4: brought into this world.
Speaker 3: Thank you, ha fun coming into our world.
Speaker 6: I wonder what people will say about this episode.
Speaker 2: I wonder what they're going to see. You are asking
Speaker 2: what drewsol But I wonder at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: what they're there there.
Speaker 4: If only we could listen to it through their eyes,
Speaker 4: through their the get we're not able to Thank you guys,
Speaker 4: and thanks Kai for manning the boards.
Speaker 5: Of course, of course I've been doing so much anything
Speaker 5: you know what time, if
Speaker 2: You need to touch, and not one but you know
Speaker 2: my eyes