Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Breathe in love, breathe out hate, m M breathing, positivity,
Speaker 1: breathe out negativity m M breathing. Oh oh oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't see it there. I was just I was doing
Speaker 1: my my little meditations and I had no idea you
Speaker 1: you're actually you lie of saying, and you asked me, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: uh so this was my meditation. Um, And as you
Speaker 1: can see, things are a little bit different. Welcome back,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to my home, my humble abode, if you will.
Speaker 1: This is this is a lot different than uh what
Speaker 1: you remember, because now everything is about positivity. We're all
Speaker 1: about love and positive and positivity. Peace to you, by
Speaker 1: the way, Peace and long life to you and your ancestors,
Speaker 1: and not mistake uh thank you for that. My ancestors
Speaker 1: would thank you, but they are all dead, so long
Speaker 1: life is out of the question for them. But well,
Speaker 1: that is that's negative. That would be an instance of negativity,
Speaker 1: and that's not actually allowed here. You're yeah, no negativity allowed,
Speaker 1: so we don't do that, right, thank you, Samson, Because
Speaker 1: we're all about positivity here. Now we can make anything positive.
Speaker 1: Don't bring the negative from the world in here. All
Speaker 1: they care about is the negative, and now we are
Speaker 1: in the business of making it positive. Because what we
Speaker 1: used to do is take negative or neutral and make
Speaker 1: it negative. But now we do it positive, right exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure he got it. So I'll show you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can make anything positive. Just look at this. Watch
Speaker 1: watch this. Uh, let's see. I got a headline right here, um,
Speaker 1: and you will be able to make it into a
Speaker 1: positive right off the bat. Let's see headline, unhoused population
Speaker 1: hits all time high. Okay, okay, uh, unhoused population hits
Speaker 1: all time high, I guess son. Instead of that wording,
Speaker 1: I would say, more Americans reconnect with the great outdoors. Okay,
Speaker 1: But as I was, I was about to show you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's good, that's good. But we could go even deeper
Speaker 1: than that. Um. Let's see here, Uh, this as a
Speaker 1: bus crash kills third they students. Okay, and you want
Speaker 1: me to make it positive. You're supposed to make that
Speaker 1: sound good, right? Uh? Okay. Well, instead of those words
Speaker 1: of a bus crash kills thirty students, I would say
Speaker 1: that's a recent boom in the funeral business is expected
Speaker 1: to boost the local economy. All right, So yeah, and Uh,
Speaker 1: come on, wait a minute, get back here before you
Speaker 1: go on your tour. Uh take this with you. Uh.
Speaker 1: Man suffers third degree burns in fire that destroys family.
Speaker 1: Hall Man gets fresh started. Are we happy? We're all happy.
Speaker 1: We're good because you can't bring me down. You can't
Speaker 1: bring me down. All about positivity. Baby, not my state,
Speaker 1: not my staate, not my state. Accurate report doesn't. A
Speaker 1: Christian sismologist from Amaria Cristins claims a reason increase in
Speaker 1: earthquake is being correctly caused by an increase of rock
Speaker 1: and roll. Here's an eleven. In a new interview with
Speaker 1: Omarac your News, Dr Fauci refuses to take responsibility for
Speaker 1: nine eleven. He says it's because he had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with it. We'll let you decide. It has been
Speaker 1: a year since the crowd turned on Camari, and I
Speaker 1: am visiting him at his home to see just how
Speaker 1: things have changed. All right, So now we're back on
Speaker 1: this gravelly road that we were on about this time
Speaker 1: one year ago. Um, from the outside, Gabe looks the same. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're passing that now. Well, now the the statues, the
Speaker 1: human statues, have been replaced with real, actual statues that.
Speaker 1: That's a nice refreshing uh change. And we're coming up
Speaker 1: on a home in the distance. Uh oh wow, Well
Speaker 1: someone's coming here to de greet us. Okay, let's just
Speaker 1: get on out of the car there. Hello, yo, hello, welcome,
Speaker 1: my brother, welcome ah am, all right. Did did you
Speaker 1: shave your head? I did? I did shave my head.
Speaker 1: It's all a part of the rebranding, dropping the self,
Speaker 1: dropping the ego, and fully embracing positivity. Have you met
Speaker 1: the al packers? I had not, so you got rid
Speaker 1: of the the dogs last time. There were two two
Speaker 1: big dogs that we're here to welcome me. Yes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Bezos and Ellen couldn't get on the same page of positivity,
Speaker 1: so we had to drop them off in the woods.
Speaker 1: But Gandhi and Mother Teresa here they're fitting in just fine.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you name them correctly? The one that
Speaker 1: you pointed out as Mother Teresa seems to be uh male, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Well. She is deeply penetrating Gandhi
Speaker 1: right now. Um, there's no mistaking that. Well, there ain't
Speaker 1: nothing but an expression of love, my brother. It's love.
Speaker 1: We're all about love. You don't be afraid. Do not
Speaker 1: be afraid of love. Do not be afraid of love
Speaker 1: in any expression. Do not look away. You have to
Speaker 1: look love right in the eye. I really don't want
Speaker 1: to look at it, definitely not in the eye. No, No,
Speaker 1: you gotta look. You gotta stare love right in the
Speaker 1: face as it's happening. That's that's the you get the
Speaker 1: role feeling. There's nothing that replaces that. I really really
Speaker 1: like to look away. Yeah, yeah, me too. Actually, all right,
Speaker 1: well let's go. Amari then took me on a tour
Speaker 1: of the property that now more closely resembled some sort
Speaker 1: of zend retreat than the billionaire playboy bachelor path that
Speaker 1: I saw before. And here we have our passion pool. Uh,
Speaker 1: anything you're passionate about, you toss right into the water.
Speaker 1: Some people are passionate about television. That's why there's TVs
Speaker 1: in there. Some people it's video games, which explains the PlayStation.
Speaker 1: For some it's cooking, and that's why there we a
Speaker 1: toaster in there. Well that that does seem dangerous. I
Speaker 1: would highly advise against that. Who I'm sorry, This is
Speaker 1: this is positive vibes only in this uh this environment,
Speaker 1: so and over here is our fo ifness monument, the
Speaker 1: Forgiveness monument. This is just the bust of Osama bin
Speaker 1: Laden exactly, never forget to forgive. After the tour, Amari
Speaker 1: told me that he still wants to win a Peabody,
Speaker 1: but he now has a new plan for how So
Speaker 1: this documentary all the footage, will use it to produce
Speaker 1: an expose on me. So initially I was planning on
Speaker 1: doing a basically propaganda campaign. Now, obviously at the time
Speaker 1: I did not look at it as propaganda. I just
Speaker 1: really wanted people to be on my side for winning
Speaker 1: a Peabody. But now I realized that it was, and
Speaker 1: I'm chained ng my angle. I think that it should
Speaker 1: be an expose on me, the most influential fake newswriter
Speaker 1: in history, and and how that worked to kind of
Speaker 1: bring a negative viewpoint into many American households. Now they'll
Speaker 1: eat that up. Plus all my critics will have to
Speaker 1: give me props for being so brave and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: self aware, you know whatever? The fuck? Uh Okay, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: actually I I love that idea, but just saw you
Speaker 1: Now it would have to be a no holds bar
Speaker 1: documentary podcast expose, just an unflinching look into the true
Speaker 1: inner workings of your empire. That's the only way I
Speaker 1: can agree to be a part of something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, really, I mean I'm talking about everything, everything
Speaker 1: from the pitch meetings. No, no, no, no, no, I
Speaker 1: don't like that. Uh wait, because you're just agrede. No,
Speaker 1: I said, I don't like it, but you know that's Uh,
Speaker 1: it's okay. Uh, I'll make something good. All about positivity,
Speaker 1: We're all about turning bad into good. So I'll make
Speaker 1: something out of it. I'll take care of it, don't
Speaker 1: you worry about it. After we spoke, I'm already cut
Speaker 1: together a version of the documentary that presented a more
Speaker 1: palatable version of himself, none of the tirades or lively language,
Speaker 1: and I'm already seemed proud of it. But I advised
Speaker 1: him to focus group. We recorded one of the one
Speaker 1: on one conversations I'm already had with the focus group
Speaker 1: member after they listened to his version of the podcast expose. Uh,
Speaker 1: all right, so you had a chance to listen to
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And uh, I'm looking over your comment card,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to hear from you. Uh, what do
Speaker 1: you think what do you think. Um, I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be honest, right you want to honest? I hated it.
Speaker 1: I despised it. I just it's it's it's a giant
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Really yeah, piece of ship? Okay? Uh,
Speaker 1: you really really trying to take me back out of
Speaker 1: this positivity thing, but I won't allow it to happen. Um.
Speaker 1: So more specifically, uh, your comment card says that some
Speaker 1: of it felt staged. I would like to know what
Speaker 1: felt staged about when I randomly came across a baby
Speaker 1: bald eagle in New York City. I don't know if
Speaker 1: they're indigenous to the city, but it's totally plausible. It
Speaker 1: had to happen at least once. And you heard me
Speaker 1: on the podcast nurse it back to health with the
Speaker 1: totally random raw squirrel meat I happened to have in
Speaker 1: my pocket. What felt staged about that? I think you
Speaker 1: were really trying to win back empathy, um with your audience,
Speaker 1: and it just felt it felt like it was scripted.
Speaker 1: You know. Um. Look, I I respect our troops, okay,
Speaker 1: I respect our country, and I just feel like you
Speaker 1: were really trying to Frankly, I think you were trying
Speaker 1: to do some subliminal political messaging there, and I just
Speaker 1: did not appreciate it. I just wanted the politics to
Speaker 1: stay out of this. I was promised chocolate milk. I
Speaker 1: never received the chocolate milk. Um. And what I did
Speaker 1: for you was your unfiltered political agenda, and I did
Speaker 1: not appreciate that. What's political about a baby bald eagle?
Speaker 1: You tell me if you if you put politics on it,
Speaker 1: that's on you. I saw. What I saw was not politics.
Speaker 1: I saw a very expensive baby bald eagle that probably
Speaker 1: cost about five dollars an hour, and I nursed that
Speaker 1: thing back to health. That's what I saw. No, why
Speaker 1: would you know any of that? What the fact that
Speaker 1: you have all these why would you know any of
Speaker 1: that about how much it would cost? And the beeple
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a lot of baby bald eagles in
Speaker 1: my lifetime. But this thing had a taper. It had
Speaker 1: had a bald fade, you know, hence the name. And
Speaker 1: this thing was Look. I don't want to say this
Speaker 1: thing was from the hood, but it's certainly had a
Speaker 1: swagger about it that it knew it was the hair.
Speaker 1: It knew that I don't know, And you want us
Speaker 1: to I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: upset because I'm just remembering what I saw. And the
Speaker 1: bald eago at one point looked at the camera and smiled,
Speaker 1: and it had a gold grill in its mouth. If
Speaker 1: that's not yeah, if that's not calculated, I don't know
Speaker 1: what is. Hey. Hey, I was surprised too. I was
Speaker 1: surprised when I saw it. I was there, and I
Speaker 1: was also surprised. You probably heard how surprised I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, what and and now open the mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh what? I was very surprised. Uh all right. You
Speaker 1: also say that it was self aggrandizing, which, oh word,
Speaker 1: what was self aggrandizing about? When I gave one lucky
Speaker 1: fan the opportunity to clean my mansion for free, for totally,
Speaker 1: for free, given someone a business opportunity that they can do,
Speaker 1: and it cost them nothing, at no cost, at zero
Speaker 1: cost whatsoever? What what cots self agrandizing? It costs some time?
Speaker 1: I mean the fact that you found this person at
Speaker 1: an unemployment line and you said, I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: a job today. That's right, that's right, And this person,
Speaker 1: as you know, has no job. Have you don't know
Speaker 1: they don't have any any career um opportunities. And so
Speaker 1: you let them come into your house and clean your mansion. Ye,
Speaker 1: and then you kicked them right out and you said
Speaker 1: go back to being poor, and you kept calling them unemployed,
Speaker 1: which I just didn't appreciate either. Well, I mean that's
Speaker 1: just objectivity. If you're you're unemployed. Uh and you don't
Speaker 1: like it. Uh? Well, okay, you got a point there,
Speaker 1: all right, but this on this you have zero points
Speaker 1: at all. You can't say it was selvil grandizing. When
Speaker 1: I showed my bank account and how much money I have,
Speaker 1: that's not selvil grandizing at all. That's encouragement. That's encouraging
Speaker 1: people to go out and do what I did to
Speaker 1: have what I had. Do you know what the median
Speaker 1: income is for an American household? I don't know, like
Speaker 1: one point five? Oh see that that that lets me
Speaker 1: know that you're completely out of touch. Ouch, I'm out
Speaker 1: of touch. I'm out of touch. I will have you
Speaker 1: know that I have millions of fans across out of touch.
Speaker 1: What about I literally I had car trouble. I I
Speaker 1: even showed you my car trouble. Remember that. Remember I
Speaker 1: caught a flat tire when I was off roading in
Speaker 1: my Lamborghini out of touch, out of touch, I had
Speaker 1: to I almost had to change a tie. Almost. I
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm just so parched. I have not received
Speaker 1: my chocolate milk. Um I I don't even know where
Speaker 1: to begin with us. You know you went off roading
Speaker 1: in a Lamborghini that is not set up for that. Um,
Speaker 1: you almost had you almost had the change a tire.
Speaker 1: You know my alternator went out last week? Do you
Speaker 1: know what that is? Uh? No, you don't. I can
Speaker 1: tell by looking at your face that you don't know
Speaker 1: what an alternator. I don't. I'm not gonna explain it
Speaker 1: to you, but I will say that my engine block
Speaker 1: was warped because the alternator went out, and I had
Speaker 1: to buy a brand new car. Okay, well, yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You know it wasn't a Lamborghini, sure right, it was
Speaker 1: a Priest TC. Okay, well sounds I'm I'm telling you
Speaker 1: what car it is because that's the car I can afford.
Speaker 1: Toyota doesn't make them anymore, and that's the car I
Speaker 1: had the gap. Oh, so it's a classic. This is
Speaker 1: a rare, rare vehicle. So somebody's fancy and it doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like the guy who doesn't even have an off
Speaker 1: roading vehicle. All right, what about that? The sympathetic moment
Speaker 1: when Miley Cyrus very rudely asked me to stop spreading
Speaker 1: rumors that she has split personalities? That now, that clearly
Speaker 1: that clearly UH defines a villain Miley and a hero. Me.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm clearly the hero in that situation, UH, going
Speaker 1: up against a big, bad, UH villain who was very
Speaker 1: rude when she asked me to stop spreading rumors about her.
Speaker 1: She was every she was in her right, just asked
Speaker 1: me to stop doing that. I know that she has
Speaker 1: a song called Wrecking Ball, but she doesn't need you
Speaker 1: swinging in destroying her life or her the reputation that
Speaker 1: she has built. I mean, Miley is an American treasure, okay,
Speaker 1: much like like she's very much much like much like me,
Speaker 1: the American treasure. You don't know nothing, not the first
Speaker 1: thing about an American trudge. You don't know anything about
Speaker 1: an Americans rider. Get they are, get get get out,
Speaker 1: get out. You want to Dracolo milk? You want to
Speaker 1: Dracolo milk? Yes, all right, you're not getting it, but
Speaker 1: just get out, son of a bit. After that private
Speaker 1: meeting with the focus group member, I asked Samori how
Speaker 1: it went good? Good? It went? It went so so well?
Speaker 1: He uh, he liked it. He actually he actually liked it.
Speaker 1: Really because watching you talked through the window it it
Speaker 1: didn't look like a super positive conversation. Oh well, you know,
Speaker 1: he didn't like everything about it. Obviously, nobody's going to
Speaker 1: like everything. But for the most part, can I can
Speaker 1: I say what you are? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, here
Speaker 1: you go. You just throw it away? You just you
Speaker 1: just bawled up and and throw it away. Oh what, okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, I can I can get it out? All right?
Speaker 1: This south away? Oh oh oh now I'm all right.
Speaker 1: I'm all right. You've got to release the real version.
Speaker 1: This this is awful, okay, uh yeah really yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Fine, you see if that's any better.
Speaker 1: You think you could do better, We'll see if you
Speaker 1: could do better. The next day we brought back the
Speaker 1: focus group to review the new version. Oh great, you again, okay,
Speaker 1: so what do you think you hated everything about it?
Speaker 1: You hate my guts? Still, first and foremost, I appreciate
Speaker 1: the chocolate milk fountain that you have outside. I got
Speaker 1: a nice song glass. I am ready to go. Put
Speaker 1: me in the right spirits for this thing. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: changed all that just for you. Oh thank you. All right, So, uh,
Speaker 1: what did you think about the mental health expert calling
Speaker 1: me an asshole? What do you think about that? I
Speaker 1: loved it. I thought it was so on brand, it
Speaker 1: was so it made sense. I wanted, honestly, I could
Speaker 1: have gone for another thirty five forty seven minutes of it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty pretty great. Um, and maybe
Speaker 1: feel like, I mean, I felt like in that moment,
Speaker 1: I was that expert talking to you telling you how
Speaker 1: I felt. I mean, I I just it was a
Speaker 1: perfect reflection of what the audience. You know, I assume
Speaker 1: everybody else in the audience must must feel too, unbe
Speaker 1: fucking livable. Okay, So you're saying that you were totally
Speaker 1: fine with him a mental health expert saying that to
Speaker 1: call me mentally ill would be an insult to anyone
Speaker 1: who's actually suffering with the symptoms of mental illness. You
Speaker 1: you you actually you're you're on board with that, because
Speaker 1: like he's like he mentioned your whatever, delusions of grandeur
Speaker 1: whatever is going on with you is self inflicted. It's
Speaker 1: not something that is chemical. It is not something that
Speaker 1: is um you know, something that you that was inflicted
Speaker 1: upon you by like God or or or anything else
Speaker 1: like this is all anything that is happening in your
Speaker 1: life that is negative. It's your fault. Wow. So you're
Speaker 1: totally cool with me getting fucked up by my own fans,
Speaker 1: by my own fans coming on stage and grabbing the
Speaker 1: mic from me and putting hands on me. You're totally
Speaker 1: okay with that? Yeah? Again, I could have used another
Speaker 1: thirty five or forty seven minutes of just that moment.
Speaker 1: And in the documentary. Um, the fact that sodomy was
Speaker 1: not involved. Um, really the only negative note that I have, UM,
Speaker 1: but I loved it. Again, so you do have notes.
Speaker 1: So you do have notes, Thank you. Thanks. Well, it's
Speaker 1: only really for more of what with what really works,
Speaker 1: which was your your fans going up on stage and
Speaker 1: fucking you up. You know, wow, wow wow wow. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well what about how when I I didn't understand that
Speaker 1: you don't use cameras to do a podcast? That's just
Speaker 1: plain stupid. I mean I don't, I don't know how
Speaker 1: you don't know that, and um, well it's a documentary,
Speaker 1: it's a documentary podcast. I don't know what to tell you. Man,
Speaker 1: you don't know how the world works. It's changed around
Speaker 1: you and you have not kept up with it. Um.
Speaker 1: But again, I I actually liked how ignorant you were
Speaker 1: and how humbled you you became once you found out,
Speaker 1: um that you don't know shit about anything. And I
Speaker 1: wish that you could apply that to your ideology of
Speaker 1: in your perspective of the world and how you approach everybody. Um,
Speaker 1: I think that you could actually do yourself some good.
Speaker 1: What about how how how sad I was when I
Speaker 1: found out that SMD doesn't mean so much drip? Okay,
Speaker 1: so when when when the guy uh tweeted at me
Speaker 1: SMD and I was like, hell, yeah, you know it.
Speaker 1: I do it all for the fans, And then later
Speaker 1: on I was so sad to find out that it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean so much drip at all. You know that
Speaker 1: that was the one part of the documentary where I
Speaker 1: I can understand where you were coming from. And you know,
Speaker 1: depending on the type of STDs may or may not have,
Speaker 1: I've never I' just you know, I have friends that
Speaker 1: have had STDs and they've had a drip in a
Speaker 1: way that he would not um that you know, it's
Speaker 1: not complimentary. Um anyway, that's neither here nor there. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that I I I appreciated that that
Speaker 1: actually humanized you for me. And um another moment where
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know if how much is on
Speaker 1: the cutting room floor, but a good I don't know,
Speaker 1: thirty more minutes of that I could have I really
Speaker 1: could have used wow, wow, wow, all right, you're no
Speaker 1: help at all. Get out, get get your chocolate milk.
Speaker 1: We're turning off the chocolate milk fountain. Get out, Well,
Speaker 1: don't turn it off. Where to turn it off? And
Speaker 1: get out? How was that? Uh? He was on the fence,
Speaker 1: but uh, you know, I think he's leaning towards uh,
Speaker 1: this version over the other one. I'm gonna admit it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna admit that he's leaning towards this version. So
Speaker 1: let's go with this one. Let's go with this one. Okay.
Speaker 1: If it's gonna make me bigger than ever, which it will,
Speaker 1: it's gonna make me the biggest thing in the history
Speaker 1: of the entire globe of the the United States and
Speaker 1: of America in the world. Okay, I'm gonna be the
Speaker 1: biggest thing ever. And I don't give a funk that
Speaker 1: you didn't like my ship. Okay, so we'll put out
Speaker 1: this ship that's your ship, and then they'll eat it
Speaker 1: up and then I'll be big. And then I'll be
Speaker 1: huge and I can put out my own version and
Speaker 1: whatever the funk I want to do. After that lost
Speaker 1: everything after releasing the No Holds Barred expose. The backlash
Speaker 1: that hit him. Mari was so beer that he lost
Speaker 1: his business and all his money to legal fees in
Speaker 1: an attempt to fight lawsuits and criminal charges, and that
Speaker 1: he was successful in terms of dodging jail time. Ah,
Speaker 1: he was able to do that, but he was also
Speaker 1: successful in another way. That expose that caused him to
Speaker 1: be the opposite of the biggest thing ever actually was
Speaker 1: awarded a Peabody in the podcast category. Today, Amri teaches
Speaker 1: improv at a community college in Tampa,