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Speaker 1: We're gonna get into this next story. Next story is

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Speaker 1: really juicy, okay, really quick. I had to get a colonoscopy.

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Speaker 1: You did this like last week? I'm okay.

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Speaker 2: I was just bleeding out of my ass that back. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and it was concerning, Yeah, who wouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: And I went to the doctor and I was like, hut.

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Speaker 1: I was like a little embarrassed about getting the kolonoscopy.

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know, like I'm like, usually you

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Speaker 1: twenty six. Get my asshole reamed by the doctor. And

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Speaker 1: so I was like I was just like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to see me. I'm getting my appointment.

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Speaker 1: I get dropped off. I go in and I go

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Speaker 1: up to the I'm with Kaiser and I go up

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Speaker 1: it's like she's like, oh, it's over there. And then

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Speaker 1: she's like also I know who you are? Well, oh

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Speaker 1: like like am I already on file right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like oh did, And she's like, I'm a huge fan

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Speaker 1: of your stories, So like I see you like, I

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Speaker 1: And her name's Tiffany, shout out Tiffany, and she was

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Speaker 1: she was like a huge fit of the show.

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Speaker 1: I was geeking out, and she told me where the

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Speaker 1: kolonoscary thing was. And then as I was like leaving,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I just told this person that actually watches

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Speaker 2: I'm getting as I guess, I'm.

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Speaker 1: Telling all of you guys now, but yeah, I was

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Speaker 2: If you're watching right now, please.

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Speaker 1: Comment, comment, please comment, Thanks for being a fan of

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Speaker 1: the show. Also, if you guys ever like I saw this,

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Speaker 1: I was in the airport. This is not the landshort

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Speaker 1: was in the airport lounge and there was this girl

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Speaker 1: was like pointing, she probably watched okop. If you ever

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Speaker 1: see us a person, we're very nice. Please please come

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Speaker 1: up to us. And and and say you like watching

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Speaker 1: the show because we enjoyed that. We want to talk

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Speaker 1: one anyway, let's get to the story. That's my hilosophy story.

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Speaker 3: Oh I like that.

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Speaker 2: I love it. It was fantastic.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was gonna be something but whole stuff,

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Speaker 3: but that was even better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, my co worker is a dirty lunch thief,

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Speaker 1: so I exposed her in front of everyone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so pretty much the title. I don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: So I started a new job recently. I work in

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Speaker 1: a small studio and there are several others in the building.

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Speaker 1: Think open plan office with sections assigned to each studio.

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Speaker 1: The person I had an altercation with doesn't work for

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Speaker 2: FYI, okay? Education to get ready, Oh drama.

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Speaker 1: I eat lunch at one pmish, and most people eat

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Speaker 1: at twelve. I came down early to eat at twelve.

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Speaker 1: He had just stuck it in the microwave and acting rashly.

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Speaker 2: Mind if I try it? Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Kind of fact, though my nose these nuts. I think

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Speaker 2: you're clear. Maybe this nostril but thanks Riley.

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Speaker 4: Oh, A man asks a sere question to his friends

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Speaker 2: Thanks dude, thanks, We know where his loyalty lies. These nuts.

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Speaker 1: He started out some nonsense about not knowing it was mine,

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Speaker 1: He just mumbled something like an apology, and I said,

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Speaker 1: focus on their lunch and I'll focus on mine. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's been a little awkward at lunch since, and I

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I could have been nicer, sure, but I still

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Speaker 1: don't think I was wrong. But tell me read it,

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Speaker 1: am I the asshole? There's so updates, there's some comments,

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Speaker 1: The ahole, right, Like, I mean, for sure he stole

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Speaker 1: someone else stole their food, right, But is it The

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Speaker 1: question is how egregious of was the crime worth the punishment?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the question we're facing right here.

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Speaker 1: It's like if op, if like OPI caught someone stealing

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Speaker 4: What, because here's quite another question for you. What would

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Speaker 2: I would go up and it would be like, looks good,

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Speaker 2: looks good. What are you eating? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I would be like, did you know you're eating

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Speaker 1: And then it would be like you just like that's fine,

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Speaker 2: They've already eaten it. No. No, I would just straight

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Speaker 1: Getting sugar fish, I'm getting like a fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Noo, I'm getting no boo. I'm getting no boo. Uber

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Speaker 2: eats to the office. I love that.

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Speaker 1: That's what I would do, So it would be like

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Speaker 4: I think Originally I was, I was on the line

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Speaker 4: of like more like publicly embarrassing than necessary. But they're

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Speaker 2: But like the only thing you.

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Speaker 4: Could do is take them aside and be like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you're like eating my lunch right now, which, okay, sure

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess was Op like more jokey or more

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Speaker 2: now I'm serious, more bitchy. Yeah, but I think still

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Speaker 2: not the ahole I was debating at first, But I

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Speaker 2: pretty shitty to eat someone else's lunch. Not cool man,

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Speaker 2: not cool and not cool. It sounds like he did

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Speaker 2: anything to like make up for it. Yeah, so let's

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Speaker 2: one one says unpopular opinion, you're the asshole. People who

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Speaker 2: steal food for no reason absolutely are assholes. But you

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Speaker 2: don't know this guy's living situation or financial situation. He

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Speaker 2: who may have to steal to survive, Nope, I would

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Speaker 2: never do that. I mean, like, he has the same

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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, that is, that is points in favor of

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Speaker 1: I would have pulled him to the side and politely

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Speaker 1: I think you can still. I think you can like

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it is not a fun thing. It's

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Speaker 2: make a joke about it. Hey, even joined my lunch

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Speaker 2: right now, Yeah, that's my lunch.

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Speaker 1: But it's okay. You can, uh, you can uber eats

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Speaker 1: me something. I mean, that's exactly how i'd say it yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they'll give them all a paddle the back. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: or it'll be like a little little squirt. Thanks, thanks, Champ, Yeah, Champ.

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Speaker 1: I hate when people call me buddy. Oh really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hate it. I throw a few buddies out there, right,

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Speaker 1: Are you a buddy er?

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Speaker 3: It depends on the person if they're not my buddy.

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Speaker 5: No. Like one some I was getting pizza from this

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Speaker 5: me the card, buddy, And I was like, oh, heck, no,

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Speaker 5: you're not calling me buddy right now.

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Speaker 2: You're like, okay now.

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Speaker 1: I feel like whenever I hear the word buddy, it

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Speaker 1: feels like, uh like a talk down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, damn.

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Speaker 1: Like when I hear buddy, it's like, oh, like you

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Speaker 1: think you're you're a big man right now. I think

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Speaker 1: you're a big man trying to make me a little man.

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Speaker 1: I've never thought about that like that, because I'll throw

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Speaker 1: around partner and buddy every once in a while just

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Speaker 1: sur's fine, buddy. Yeah, I feel like has like a

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Speaker 1: connotation to yeah. I say a very loving tone, aspiring.

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Speaker 4: I've said it to you Riley, I think, like, oh, thanks, buddy, like.

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Speaker 2: But if you like r like and Riley is going

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Speaker 2: to destroy you.

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Speaker 4: John gets canceled live on tape from his producer.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: What do you guys think of the word buddy? Is

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Speaker 1: it condescending? So Op says, I see where you're coming from,

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Speaker 1: However, not knowing much about me, they assumed I was

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Speaker 1: But I'm very happy things turned out so well and

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Speaker 1: Thanks again for all the comments and support. This will

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Speaker 4: So one thing that I did not even consider before

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Speaker 1: Something I've been craving recently is I had a duck

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Speaker 1: in Australia. Is true, and I raised it into adulthood.

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Speaker 1: it would be sick to get a house pet, like

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Speaker 1: like my sister's allergic to cats, but getting a house

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, one's yeah, no, one's on board of this.

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Speaker 2: I could be down. I could be down, But it'd

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Speaker 1: To just have a little baby duck, baby dog, just

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Speaker 2: That would be iguana.

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Speaker 3: Just like roaming the house.

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Speaker 1: Iguana would be hilarious. If we got into iguana, a

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Speaker 3: Steve name after the landlords. They'd love that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we have the quana in your house. Are like,

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Speaker 1: A little baby duck, maybe baby down.

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Speaker 2: Tortoise turtle. But the thing is, like a turtle is

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Speaker 2: not cute. It's cool, they're pretty slow and unadventurous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like a duck like Livens, things like

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Speaker 2: Well like, but what if it gets out of hands.

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Speaker 5: I'm in the hot tub and the duck's like and

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Speaker 5: then I'm like, can't put the sexy moves on because

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Speaker 1: Weird, quacking daffy duck over here, Right, that's true, that

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Speaker 1: is true. Listens I'm having I'm getting with this beautiful

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Speaker 1: fluid over here. Okay, well let me just here. Here's

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Speaker 1: here's something that might combat that. Yes, ducks are known

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Speaker 1: to twist your nipples.

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Speaker 4: That's going to convince us bros over the line.

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Speaker 2: Wow, say Riley, right, need the little extra something, little

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Speaker 4: Hey, I hear you, I hear you. What what kind

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Speaker 4: of grip are we talking about? Because you know Riley's

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Grip? You got enough grip?

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Speaker 4: Okay, right that that pushes it into into like one

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Speaker 1: We're on board getting a duck como dragon rather dragon

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Speaker 1: lizard lizard could be funny and cool.

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Speaker 2: I think the lizard would be pretty funny. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I'm just.

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Speaker 4: Walking around like a funny show. Funny show mascot too.

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Speaker 4: I feel like or like it's like random com camellion.

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Speaker 4: That's the name of it. Coma coma coma comamel Get

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Speaker 4: a chameleon, Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Chamelion's fun. Chamelion's kind of fun. Yeah, it's different, it's unique.

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Speaker 2: Is a house chameleon? House kameleion?

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Speaker 3: House chameleon? Capy barah?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 4: Hot?

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Speaker 2: Is it the pointy one?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? But they're so cool they will hurt you. It

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Speaker 2: There's a dog, a house hedge hoot? How does the hedgehog?

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Speaker 3: Wait? Let me look, is it legal? Legal to have

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Speaker 3: a head.

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Speaker 2: Three hundred bucks? Dude? One hundred to three hundred Ah?

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Speaker 3: Hedgehogs can be dangerous to people and therefore illegal to

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Speaker 3: keep s pets in California?

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Speaker 2: Ah boo? Wait.

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Speaker 3: Raccoon also illegal?

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Speaker 2: That's so funny. Wait, recoon also illegal? Also can't do that.

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Speaker 2: Let's see it. A chameleon you can get for thirty dollars. Dude,

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Speaker 2: there we go.

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Speaker 3: Squirrel monkey?

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Speaker 2: What a cost effective pets?

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Speaker 3: Illegal? Weasel?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What are all I legal? Animals you can get.

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Speaker 2: That's a pretty long sixty bucks. That's a great deal

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Speaker 2: if you ask me if you can get a horned

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Speaker 2: chameleon for one hundred and forty horned chameleon look as

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Speaker 2: a whole horn chameleion. Oh my god, that is a

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Speaker 2: horny asq chameleon right there. I'd change colors for that.

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Speaker 2: That sounds crazy. Illegal peacock weird animals. You can own peacock.

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Speaker 2: Legal peacock. Peacocks are legal, awesome, illegal, Okay.

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Speaker 4: Neighbors definitely won't see that, bro Dude, having as a

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Speaker 4: pet would be fire. Having a farm as a pet

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Speaker 4: would be pets. Zebra that you know what?

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Speaker 2: I guess it's a horse.

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Speaker 4: Are they like endangered outside of I would imagine dollars

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Speaker 4: because you probably have to like Ostrich. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: I do someone who had an Ostrich farm in their house?

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Speaker 4: Really yeah, and EMUs EMUs brot.

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Speaker 2: Those things were snapping.

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Speaker 4: They were coming for you.

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Speaker 2: So I want to know, like, oh, California exotic animals.

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Speaker 1: You can't keep it digging go oh dude, how about

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Speaker 1: like one of those? How about a bat gods.

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Speaker 2: Illegal, Jesus Christ. A monkey?

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Speaker 2: Or how about a sugar glider? Oh?

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Speaker 4: I heard those things are terrible. Actually my cousin had one.

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Speaker 4: I think terrible. Why yeah, because they're just like loud

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Speaker 4: and crazy and kind of like like I think, like

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Speaker 4: a like a monkey, like like a little little wide

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Speaker 2: But there's so so they are very cute. They are

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Speaker 2: very cute. They live fifteen. I could be wrong, I

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Speaker 2: could be wrong. I think we just get go for it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm down for a duck. Everything else got shut down.

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Speaker 5: It's legal, Yeah, it's legal, but not recommended.

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Speaker 2: It's legal but not recommended. We have a we have

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Speaker 2: a like I mean, we have a backyard pond. We

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Speaker 3: We just can't put on hot we can.

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Speaker 2: We can run with it in the morning, a.

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Speaker 3: Little leash in the morning. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Fly conducts fly their semi flight, semi flight. You've never

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Speaker 4: You're telling me you've never a semi flight.

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Speaker 2: List, You've never seen a duck. I've seen them like,

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Speaker 2: you know, swimming. You know they like the water. They

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Speaker 2: don't like everywhere you're bro, where you always see a duck.

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Speaker 2: Never see a duck. I've seen a duck walk. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: they swim there. These ducks swim, dude, for sure. Have

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Speaker 2: you seen them a little silent? Bro? I have you

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Speaker 2: seen them do this?

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Speaker 4: Like they go crazy with their little flipper feet, like

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Speaker 4: they go crazy. They'll put their heads under the water

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Speaker 4: like they're like the most swimmingest birds maybe pelicans.

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Speaker 2: What flies in a vat?

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Speaker 1: Bro?

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Speaker 2: Birds? Easy? Next next question, next question? What else you got?

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Speaker 3: What about people they go duck hunting? Have you not

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Speaker 3: seen like anything about that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, I said, semi flightless, so they get a

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Speaker 1: little take off period, you know what I mean. They're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why they're flightless because they start flying and then

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Speaker 1: they just can shine into the air right right away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well they're sitting ducks in the air.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, ducks can't fly. I'm I am literally planting.

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Speaker 2: My flag on that argument. Like, so on that note,

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Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed this episode and we'll see you soon.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is an episode from Deep within the Archives.

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Speaker 2: Time for okop rewam.

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Speaker 1: I found out my fiance cheated and the baby is

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Speaker 1: in mine, so I'm gonna call the police on her.

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Speaker 1: Am I the a whole So right now is a

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Speaker 1: kind of crappy situation. I've been treating my ex fiance

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Speaker 1: pretty cold and demanding a paternity test for the child

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Speaker 1: she's carrying. All of my friends say I'm being a

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Speaker 1: major a hole, but I don't feel that way.

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Speaker 4: So here's my story. I knew my ex for almost

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Speaker 4: ten years. We go all the way back to high

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Speaker 4: school and have been friends ever since.

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Speaker 1: That's so much history, that is that's the way too

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Speaker 1: much history. That's a painful, painful amount of history.

440
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:50,160
Speaker 2: Op.

441
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,240
Speaker 4: I wonder like if I feel like every time there's

442
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,040
Speaker 4: someone that's like, oh, I've known them for ten years,

443
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,200
Speaker 4: fifteen years, the breakup is like instant, oh, Like it's

444
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,399
Speaker 4: always just like no.

445
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,679
Speaker 2: That's over, You're dead to me.

446
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,880
Speaker 4: After we graduated, I said efitt and asked her out

447
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,119
Speaker 4: and we became a couple.

448
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:10,439
Speaker 1: Amazing, congratulations, it's gonna happen so well. We dated for

449
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 1: almost six years before she came to me and told

450
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,960
Speaker 1: me that she was pregnant.

451
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,439
Speaker 2: And maybe it's gonna be a happy daddy.

452
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,479
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, maybe we're just all gonna work out

453
00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:20,200
Speaker 4: happy in the family.

454
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,800
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, absolutely not. I won't lie.

455
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: I loved her at the time, and this was actually

456
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 1: quite exciting to me, so I proposed to her.

457
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 2: Wow. She, however, seemed super worried. Why was she worried?

458
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,000
Speaker 2: What are you so worried about? You got your husband,

459
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:41,879
Speaker 2: the father of your child, right, right, hopefully Hopefully.

460
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 4: I sat down and I talked to her about it,

461
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 4: and I told her that even if she did decide

462
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 4: to terminate the pregnancy, I would be by her side,

463
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 4: and I still wanted to marry her.

464
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:56,359
Speaker 2: Wow, fucking Opie is the good guy of the year.

465
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,639
Speaker 2: Why why, dude? Why does this happen to the night

466
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 2: She's sitting there just like stick down and.

467
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 6: Fucked in an Aston, dick down in Dallas, anal And wait, no,

468
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 6: dick down in Dallas, anal in Austin, But no.

469
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 4: I think it's dick dick down in Dallas, tag team

470
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 4: in Tennessee, but fucked in Austin Boston as.

471
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, legendary. So I'm a fan. I'm a fan.

472
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 4: She was super awkward about it, but decided to keep

473
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,159
Speaker 4: the child and accepted my proposal.

474
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 2: Dude, she had no she she she was, she knew, but.

475
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 1: How did she know it wasn't his? Or I guess

476
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,199
Speaker 1: she's just like she's she's like, hopefully it is.

477
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah.

478
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 4: Maybe she was like yeah, like I don't know what

479
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 4: I mean. So these past seven months have been an

480
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:47,439
Speaker 4: absolute roller coaster. She moved in with me and we

481
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,959
Speaker 4: began getting ready for our daughter's birth, and we were

482
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,119
Speaker 4: planning on getting married after she was born. That was

483
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 4: until a few weeks ago. What happened a few weeks ago, John,

484
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 4: everything changed.

485
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:00,920
Speaker 2: And everything change for the worst.

486
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 4: An old acquaintance from high school reached out to me.

487
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 4: Oh boy, a friend reaching out to connect.

488
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, to congratulate on the pregnancy. Yeah, of course, that's

489
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: exactly what's gonna happen. I was never good.

490
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 4: Friends with him, but he said he felt really guilty

491
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 4: about letting an innocent man suffer for his and my

492
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:26,600
Speaker 4: ex'es mistakes. What This guy claimed that he was the

493
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 4: father of my exes child. No, and that my ex

494
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,879
Speaker 4: had been lying to me.

495
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 2: No.

496
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 4: It turns out that my ex and him got reacquainted

497
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 4: about a year ago and started doing it.

498
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 2: Oh no, he yes.

499
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,160
Speaker 4: Destroying the lives around that time my ex got pregnant

500
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,360
Speaker 4: when they began doing it unprotected.

501
00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 2: Yep.

502
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,119
Speaker 4: And the thing is he is not lying about this.

503
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,000
Speaker 4: He sent me photos of them together, showed me texts

504
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 4: between the two of them, and I was able to

505
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,359
Speaker 4: get my ex's phone and confirm they were real.

506
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 2: This is so bad, man, This sucks so much, good God.

507
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 4: Along with this, he sent a string of Facebook messages

508
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,439
Speaker 4: of my ex admitting to lying to me because I

509
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 4: make more money than the real father and she would

510
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 4: rather I care.

511
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,959
Speaker 1: For She is such a shitthead. Oh my, that is

512
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 1: so bad. Bro, That's so bad. That's so bad.

513
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 2: Damn dude. This is the worst kind of goal. This

514
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 2: is why.

515
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 4: This is why you can never be in a relationship

516
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 4: with bitches.

517
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,879
Speaker 2: This is why you can't do it.

518
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,359
Speaker 1: Take Gate is like in full swing right now because

519
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: he got banned Instagram from YouTube and YouTube and YouTube.

520
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: Wow everyone's following. Honestly, I am glad. I am very

521
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 1: glad the mind of young men everywhere. We do not

522
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:06,080
Speaker 1: need more in cels on this planet. Like, it's just

523
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 1: not something word in need of. So suffice to say,

524
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 1: I am effing fist.

525
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, how are you not be pissed. I confront her.

526
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 4: She cried, I cried, it's a complete utter mess. In

527
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 4: the end, I broke it off then and there and

528
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,640
Speaker 4: evicted her from my apartment.

529
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 2: What did I tell you on the spot? Ten years done? Gone?

530
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,040
Speaker 2: I mean, But also like I feel like he's a sympathy,

531
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 2: doesn't She's.

532
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 4: In the process of moving out now, but I have

533
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 4: not said a single word to her. I've pretty much

534
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 4: told her that I want her completely.

535
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 2: Out of life. Yeah, begone with you, begone, wench.

536
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:53,160
Speaker 4: I also demanded a DNA test the minute the child

537
00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 4: is born. If it's mine, I'll help her and support it.

538
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 4: If not, I've never seen her again. Fair, I've been

539
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 4: cold to her. Her and her parents have tried multiple

540
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 4: times to work it out with me, but I've refused

541
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 4: any contact with them. At one point, she got all

542
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 4: of her friends together to try to talk to me,

543
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 4: and I kicked them out of my apartment with threats

544
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: of calling the police, and all of them.

545
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: I mean, this is a that's a weird intervention. Police.

546
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 2: They're they're intervening.

547
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 1: Intermeding, get the hellow in from the But like all

548
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 1: the friends realize that like this girl is the complete.

549
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 4: Run every time she's tried to reconcile, I've shut it down,

550
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 4: shut that shit down, not doing it. No, my friends

551
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 4: are saying that I am in the wrong here. According

552
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,920
Speaker 4: to them, she's pregnant because and because of that, I

553
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 4: should at least be helping her till the baby is born,

554
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 4: even if it isn't mine. Hey, you know the baby

555
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,680
Speaker 4: is not yours too, Why do you help?

556
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 2: Literally, that's the easiest way.

557
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: It's like, hey, we both know her, go out to

558
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: the plate, go ahead, any of you, go ahead.

559
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: I disagree fully, but I could be wrong.

560
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,919
Speaker 4: Am I letting my own emotions hide the fact that

561
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 4: I am indeed the A whole.

562
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: I don't think the A whole. I don't think the

563
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: A whole.

564
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:17,080
Speaker 4: The one thing I would have done differently is like

565
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 4: I get the emotional reaction of like calling it off

566
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 4: right after. I would like to be like, like leave

567
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 4: and I need time to like cool down and then

568
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 4: like let's.

569
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: Get back together.

570
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 4: Like let's not get back together, but like sit down

571
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 4: and like I want to know everything, like tell me everything.

572
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 2: I don't give me some context?

573
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, can you give me some Like I don't think

574
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 4: I don't think it's reconcilable, but I'll at least like

575
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 4: hear you out, and I just want to know because he.

576
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 1: Was quick to just be like, Okay, all my assumptions,

577
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: like in the moment of understanding that she kind of

578
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: betrayed him, like all the assumptions about whatever's going on

579
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,840
Speaker 1: are correct, and then he just didn't ask any more

580
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: questions about it. Like, I think having full context will

581
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,199
Speaker 1: be helpful for him because then he'll at least know, Okay, like,

582
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,199
Speaker 1: are all the assumptions I'm making true? And maybe some

583
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: of them aren't. Maybe there's like a reason for all

584
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: of this. I can't imagine there is. Yeah, yeah, but

585
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 1: maybe there is.

586
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 4: And he's actually totally entitled to call it off, Like,

587
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 4: but me, I would have done that.

588
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfinitely