Speaker 1: All right, what's up? It's gone the with another episode
Speaker 1: of Sauce on the side. Today is gonna be a
Speaker 1: little bit different. It's definitely gonna get weird, as we promise,
Speaker 1: But I have a different producer sitting in with me,
Speaker 1: one who might be one of my favorite people. Hello Diamond, Hi,
Speaker 1: you just got.
Speaker 2: Me really excited. I did the high pitch thing because
Speaker 2: you just made my day.
Speaker 1: So everybody always asks us like, oh, do you have
Speaker 1: a radio voice or oh my gosh, your voice sounds
Speaker 1: exactly the same off the aras on the air. You
Speaker 1: have a radio voice, which.
Speaker 3: Is very weird because I think I do it because
Speaker 3: I get nervous, and I never realized that at first.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, yeah, it gives very like hi and high pitched,
Speaker 3: and then when we're just having regular conversations, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: so whatever, Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's like like the natural. Diamond is first of all
Speaker 1: my favorite because I know I'm gonna get some real
Speaker 1: shit when you're talking like that. But I always think
Speaker 1: of you. Remember like Paris Hilton way back in the day,
Speaker 1: she used to talk.
Speaker 3: But it was her nervous, Like the thing that she
Speaker 3: did when she was nervous, was it nervous.
Speaker 1: It was nerves that did that. I always just thought
Speaker 1: it was her trying to be like extra sexy or
Speaker 1: do whatever. But then the cameras would catch her slipping
Speaker 1: every now and then she'd be like, what's up?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Watch her show show Love in Paris or Life in Paris.
Speaker 2: It's on Peacock. It's good. I don't really good.
Speaker 1: You have me watching a lot of shit lately. Love
Speaker 1: is Blind season six. We're gonna have to try and
Speaker 1: get some of these people on the podcast at some point. Specifically,
Speaker 1: I want Kenneth, I want Jimmy, I want Chelsea. Who else?
Speaker 2: Matthew, Matthew.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, just based on what you see
Speaker 1: on the show. I probably would have picked Matthew because
Speaker 1: he's so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I would have picked him just to have conversations with him.
Speaker 3: He just Matthew. You deserved better, buddy.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I don't know, but if you haven't watched
Speaker 1: Love Is Blind season six, you gotta watch it because
Speaker 1: there's a lot of shit going on. I think all
Speaker 1: the last episodes drop today the twenty eighth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I didn't realize we were already at the
Speaker 3: end of the season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think those remaining episodes are coming out.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: So you got me watching that bullshit. You got me
Speaker 1: watching The Traders, but you you sold me with one person.
Speaker 1: So of course CT is great. He's like your typical Boston,
Speaker 1: like southy Boston boy. That is him. You would maybe
Speaker 1: like if you love him, you might like southeas Ooh,
Speaker 1: I usual in Boston.
Speaker 2: Can we take a trip?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Let's go Red Sox.
Speaker 1: We should. But now you have me watching some shit
Speaker 1: life in Paris? What is it?
Speaker 3: And it's actually really really really good, like you get her?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm excited about this, into it. I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 1: I'll give it a little shot. And you still are
Speaker 1: trying to get me on the Real Housewives. Please please,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't beg.
Speaker 1: You can do it. You know I'm into weird stuff
Speaker 1: and that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Okay, whatever, I'm not even gonna do this because you're
Speaker 3: gonna make me beg, and I will.
Speaker 1: I'll beg all right if if I were to watch it,
Speaker 1: which I probably won't, which seasons, which cast do I
Speaker 1: start with.
Speaker 3: I think it depends on the franchise. Okay, so if
Speaker 3: we're doing Atlanta seasons one through six, maybe.
Speaker 1: Dear God.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like you could pick.
Speaker 3: A random season within from one through six, and I
Speaker 3: think that you would be thoroughly entertained. Beverly Hills. I say,
Speaker 3: the first two seasons, or skip to season five or
Speaker 3: season ten.
Speaker 2: Okay, trust me, I know, I'm I rewatch all the time.
Speaker 3: And then in New York you want to watch season seven,
Speaker 3: eight and nine, maybe six, seven eight.
Speaker 1: I'm actually very impressed by the fact that you even
Speaker 1: know these seasons. Oh no, he's cast off the top
Speaker 1: of your head.
Speaker 3: I'm into it, and I think that you would love
Speaker 3: this one specific housewife. Everybody always gets confused or they
Speaker 3: like look at me like I'm crazy when I say
Speaker 3: that my favorite housewife of all time is Carol Radswell.
Speaker 3: She was married to Lee Radswell's son, who was Jackie
Speaker 3: Kennedy's sister. I mean, so she was like a big
Speaker 3: deal in like or she was related to people who
Speaker 3: were a big deal. But then you come on this
Speaker 3: show and people were like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3: And she was just so smart and witty and just like,
Speaker 3: oh Carol.
Speaker 2: I miss you girl.
Speaker 4: Where'd she go?
Speaker 2: Not on any she quit because she got into it
Speaker 2: with Bethany. Bethany was like her best friend.
Speaker 3: They got into it, and technically, I think like from
Speaker 3: the outside looking in, it looked like Andy took Bethany's side.
Speaker 3: So Carol pistap Atown down and that's it. And they
Speaker 3: still talk about each other to this day. And that
Speaker 3: was like twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Oh what a time.
Speaker 1: Your your depth of knowledge on the Housewives is incredible
Speaker 1: at all. I wish you had a Housewives podcast. I
Speaker 1: actually wish you just had your own podcast in general,
Speaker 1: because a lot of people don't know a lot of
Speaker 1: really dope shit about you, which I think, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what. So I said, I want to do
Speaker 1: an episode on all of the show members who don't
Speaker 1: have their own segment on this show. So that would
Speaker 1: be and I know we talked to you all the time,
Speaker 1: but like just you, right, So that would be you, Josh, Andrew, Deanna, Scotty, Scott.
Speaker 1: We already did Scotty. That was a mess. That was
Speaker 1: a mess, But I think maybe we should do you next.
Speaker 2: I'm down, Yeah, yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, but before we do that, there is a person
Speaker 1: who is going to be my guest today who talk
Speaker 1: about weird stuff. I guess we should just get to it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hype it up. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: into the meat of it because he's already here. Let's
Speaker 1: just do it, all right, this is gonna be a
Speaker 1: great one and a weird one. I am so excited.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm an animal lover and a few years ago,
Speaker 1: during the pandemic, right, yeah, during the pandemic, we all
Speaker 1: started following Peanut the Squirrel on Instagram. Peanut has a
Speaker 1: handler named Mark. We're allowed to use your name, rate, Okay,
Speaker 1: Mark's here. Obviously Peanut has a handler named Mark, and
Speaker 1: it was such a cute relationship we all got obsessed
Speaker 1: with it. Mark came on the show. That's when we
Speaker 1: met you for the first time, and things have taken
Speaker 1: a drastic turn from there in good ways. So welcome
Speaker 1: to the show, Mark aka squirrel Daddy, which she hates
Speaker 1: being called.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's start with the cute stuff. Peanut the Squirrel,
Speaker 1: how did you guys meet? I know it's kind of
Speaker 1: a sad story.
Speaker 4: I work in New York City and I was leaving
Speaker 4: a project and saw this squirrel get hit by a car.
Speaker 4: It was like a busy intersection downtown. So I ran
Speaker 4: in the middle of the intersection because I saw she
Speaker 4: was still moving. Unfortunately she had passed and what was
Speaker 4: moving was this little baby and he was trying to
Speaker 4: cross the street. I ran in the middle of Manhattan,
Speaker 4: you know how that is? Ye and me and him
Speaker 4: locked eyes and I tried to like shuffle him out
Speaker 4: of the way, and he crawled up my leg and
Speaker 4: I was like, let's go, you know, let's go. So
Speaker 4: got in the car, drove back to Connecticut on the
Speaker 4: phone with their vet and they were like, Mark, we're
Speaker 4: just gonna put him down. I was like, you can't, can't,
Speaker 4: there's nothing wrong with.
Speaker 1: So he was injured or no, he wasn't injured and injured.
Speaker 4: I just had one eye closed. He was still very young,
Speaker 4: and they were like, we're just gonna put him down
Speaker 4: in so I took a picture of him, started him
Speaker 4: on Instagram and boom, somebody called me and was like,
Speaker 4: do you want to get your wildlife rehabber's license. We
Speaker 4: can coach you. You could take the test in the course,
Speaker 4: and then you could do your community service hours while
Speaker 4: you know, managing Peanut. So I was like, this is awesome.
Speaker 4: You know, I will build a bond and get him
Speaker 4: ready for the wild. I'll put him in my backyard
Speaker 4: so he'll be close. So that time came, so I'm
Speaker 4: bawling my eyes out and there he goes up to
Speaker 4: his first tree and I'm like, all right, he'll be
Speaker 4: in the backyard. Maybe he'll bring me some babies, or
Speaker 4: he'll come home if he needs some food or something.
Speaker 4: A day and a half later, sitting on my porch
Speaker 4: missing half of his tail. Oh, so we ended up
Speaker 4: getting attacked by something. I have no idea, but that
Speaker 4: was the end of peanuts wildlife career and he became
Speaker 4: a domesticated indoor squirrel.
Speaker 1: So he got attacked, and he came back to your
Speaker 1: porch like, hello, this didn't work out.
Speaker 4: For me, It was not for him. I think he
Speaker 4: tried to make a friend and the friend wanted to
Speaker 4: eat him instead.
Speaker 1: So that's terrible. And you never found out what attacked him.
Speaker 4: He never found out. There were some local cats and stuff.
Speaker 4: But I haven't a clue.
Speaker 1: Okay, does he have weird reactions to like dogs or
Speaker 1: anything or any animals that would make you think that's his.
Speaker 4: Problem is he has no survival instinct, like he'll go to.
Speaker 1: Lives in a home, he has his own room. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well kind of survival instinct. What do he happened?
Speaker 4: Literally nothing, you're living.
Speaker 1: My dream life. Tell me some of the best things
Speaker 1: that have happened from this.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. So I'm not a big person into dms.
Speaker 4: I do like to communicate as many people as possible,
Speaker 4: just say thank you for the love and support because
Speaker 4: I'm nothing without peanut. And posted up a picture of
Speaker 4: him eating oatmeal and holding a sign, and my now
Speaker 4: wife shot me a DM she wrote in love and
Speaker 4: I was like, got a message, this one back and
Speaker 4: we started talking like accounting investments, and I was like,
Speaker 4: this is a catfish. This is in the basement and
Speaker 4: he's having a blast with me.
Speaker 1: Send me your cash app.
Speaker 4: And I was like, don't want to be rude, but
Speaker 4: do you mind facetiming me? And she hit me with
Speaker 4: the like I could do it in twenty five minutes
Speaker 4: and I was like, this dude's going to get the girl. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this video turns out. She went and got a flying
Speaker 4: squirrel costume, one of the costumes I wear in one
Speaker 4: of Peanuts videos. She facetimed me with the costume on,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I'm in love with you. How
Speaker 4: do I meet you? This is the coolest thing in
Speaker 4: the world. And ended up meeting her. We traveled the
Speaker 4: world and Peanut gained a squirrel mom and now she
Speaker 4: takes the videos with him and she's just been blowing
Speaker 4: up on TikTok and I'm just the background noise.
Speaker 1: No oh no, We're gonna get to why you're not
Speaker 1: the background noise in a moment. So he was cool
Speaker 1: as soon as she came in, like, yes, this is
Speaker 1: a new friend, no problem.
Speaker 4: I was a tiny bit jealous, not gonna lie. You know,
Speaker 4: I dealt with this squirrel for seven years and.
Speaker 1: He's seven seven. How long do squirrels live?
Speaker 4: Ten to twenty years?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we're rooting for twenty you know.
Speaker 4: I'm just glad he lets me live in the house.
Speaker 4: You know, if I could, if he could talk, then
Speaker 4: you know, it'd be out of this this portion of
Speaker 4: my life. But yeah, he's been like and again, I
Speaker 4: don't know what happened. I wish I had an explanation
Speaker 4: to why he's so good with people, but he loves.
Speaker 1: Well the person saved him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, usually they tend to like the person that saved them,
Speaker 4: and then they're very defensive towards everybody else. Weird thing
Speaker 4: is I got to meet other people's squirrels.
Speaker 1: Is that like a big community, the squirrel community?
Speaker 4: Shockingly, it's bigger than you think.
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah, how big are we talking? Like? How many
Speaker 1: people could I meet that have a squirrel?
Speaker 4: Like five hundred to one thousand. Interesting?
Speaker 1: So in the process of all of this, you started
Speaker 1: a wildlife rescue.
Speaker 2: What is that about?
Speaker 1: Because you sort of mentioned it right before this interview started.
Speaker 1: And the numbers I have here on my bio are
Speaker 1: clearly very old because this says you have eleven horses,
Speaker 1: but you said you have how many?
Speaker 4: We're close to forty.
Speaker 1: Now you have forty horses that you have rescued, Yes, from.
Speaker 4: We tend to look for animals that are coming from
Speaker 4: the auction lines or the kill pens, so we're kind
Speaker 4: of their last line of defense. What's happening a lot?
Speaker 4: And I didn't know this. I'm not a poorse guy,
Speaker 4: my wife is. And we started this and we realized
Speaker 4: how many animals were going to the auction that were
Speaker 4: being mistreated, and we were like, okay, this is a
Speaker 4: perfect opportunity to turn Peanuts pages into something really good
Speaker 4: and why not start a nonprofit with one rescue and
Speaker 4: help as many as we could. So we just started
Speaker 4: and the floodgates opened with peanuts social media being you
Speaker 4: know where it's at. A lot of people were like,
Speaker 4: this is amazing, but we also know that this animal needs,
Speaker 4: you know, a home. This one does, this one does,
Speaker 4: and we just kind of started to travel and travel
Speaker 4: and travel. We couldn't say no.
Speaker 1: So Peanut has taken you around the world.
Speaker 4: Peanut's taken me around the world.
Speaker 1: Does he make these trips with you ever?
Speaker 4: I wish? Okay, I wish the diva himself. He stays
Speaker 4: at home.
Speaker 1: Why is that?
Speaker 4: He doesn't like the car? It gets a little carsick.
Speaker 4: We're driving to our new place and he started gagging
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh no, he's gonna die. Called everybody
Speaker 4: up and they're like, he's starting just being dramatic.
Speaker 1: Can you do a squirrel gag?
Speaker 4: See? I do a lot of the noises, but this
Speaker 4: one was a little unique, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 4: he's dying. He's dead. I'm calling everybody crying. I'm like,
Speaker 4: he's this is it, this is it. We're we're going down.
Speaker 4: He took a bad turn out on the side of
Speaker 4: the highway, crying in the middle of the very funny.
Speaker 4: I have the cat screaming in my in the passenger
Speaker 4: seat and Peanut on my lap just like spitting up ship,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, this is it.
Speaker 1: So that's the one one and done that does not travel.
Speaker 4: He's made it clear, don't travel.
Speaker 1: All right? How many ghats do you have?
Speaker 4: One hundred and fifty right now? My god?
Speaker 1: Six miniature horses? Do you have more than that?
Speaker 4: Now? Yeah? Six manture horses. We have too many donkeys?
Speaker 4: We have ten l packas.
Speaker 1: Stop it the softest little My god, sheep?
Speaker 4: How two sheep?
Speaker 1: Two sheep? What's a hinnie?
Speaker 4: A hinnie is a donkey and a horse mix.
Speaker 1: And how many of those do you have? You have
Speaker 1: two innies? How many birds?
Speaker 4: The flock of chicken, geese and quail is probably fifty?
Speaker 4: And then somebody adopted their macaw to our How many?
Speaker 1: How big is the place where you live? Are you
Speaker 1: guys all on.
Speaker 4: Top of each other or one hundred and fifty acres,
Speaker 4: so wow, plenty of room. And again we wanted to
Speaker 4: establish something really big. I know, it was like a big,
Speaker 4: big journey in a big project to start, but we thought,
Speaker 4: why not try to make it as big as possible?
Speaker 1: When is this peanuts Freedom Farm?
Speaker 4: This is Peanuts Freedom Farm?
Speaker 1: So all these animals stay there just for the rest
Speaker 1: of their lives. Are you trying to get them back
Speaker 1: out to other places?
Speaker 4: We do have an adoption program for our horses and
Speaker 4: our goats, but it kind of depends because we take
Speaker 4: so many in that are older, have disabilities, have lingering injuries,
Speaker 4: or need medications. We're going to keep them. So we
Speaker 4: do have healthier animals as well that we're hoping to
Speaker 4: get back into loving families. Okay, I'm not a horse guy,
Speaker 4: and I will go and hang out with them all
Speaker 4: day long. They're the coolest.
Speaker 1: Asking for a friend, do you have any raccoons soon? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: And do you have visitors that can come to the
Speaker 1: farm and check things out.
Speaker 4: All of the time, literally touch things everything you could
Speaker 4: be touched?
Speaker 1: What do they all have names? They all have names,
Speaker 1: you know all their names for.
Speaker 4: The most part, yes, sometimes there's a goat or two
Speaker 4: that don't really remember. And then I realized that my
Speaker 4: wife snuck two more goat.
Speaker 1: In, and so there was one day I was like,
Speaker 1: those people are like hide shoes in their trucks. Your
Speaker 1: wife sneaks in goats goats. I like her, this is great.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna come touch all the animals on your farm.
Speaker 1: Drop it real quickly. If people want to donate to
Speaker 1: Peanuts Freedom Farm, I'm saying peanut because we're getting to
Speaker 1: some other stuff in a minute. Peanuts Freedom Farm, how
Speaker 1: would they do that?
Speaker 4: We do have a website and Peanuts abbreviated p and
Speaker 4: uts Peanuts Freedofarm dot com. We also have an Instagram
Speaker 4: Peanuts Freedom Farm. We've been just kind of rolling with
Speaker 4: the punches.
Speaker 1: Now your background earlier, you were saying you have two degrees.
Speaker 4: You are educated in what mechanical engineering and criminal justice? Okay,
Speaker 4: So this whole social media thing was never a real
Speaker 4: big thing for me for the most part. For a while,
Speaker 4: I hid my face and then people are like, well,
Speaker 4: who's this guy behind the squirrel? Yeah, so I incorporated
Speaker 4: my and I was like, well, I have really bad anxiety,
Speaker 4: and I was like, this will be a really good
Speaker 4: way for me to work on it fight, you know,
Speaker 4: show the world who I am. They might take a
Speaker 4: liking or they might think I'm a dick. So we
Speaker 4: just got to go with it. So I used it
Speaker 4: in my benefit to kind of break out of my
Speaker 4: shell because I am just introvert. I'm a homebody, and
Speaker 4: I was like, you know, this would be cool if
Speaker 4: I'm the background noise of this scirl, we can make
Speaker 4: some funny content. I think people will just enjoy this
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 1: Has it worked with the anxiety? Has it helped you?
Speaker 4: It really has. You know, you've been doing interviews like this.
Speaker 4: You give me three years ago you wouldn't have seen me.
Speaker 4: I would have been like, thank you, but no, thank
Speaker 4: you really? Really?
Speaker 1: Are you still working? Are you still doing a day
Speaker 1: job I am? Or has this given you the.
Speaker 4: Freedom I will never stop doing my day job?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: As cool and awesome as the internet stuff is, it's
Speaker 4: a wave. And I think the more that you understand
Speaker 4: it's a wave, yea, the better you'll be out in
Speaker 4: the long run.
Speaker 1: Correct. So the reason I ask has this taken you
Speaker 1: in a completely different direction from your job? Is because
Speaker 1: as we started watching Peanut to fly onto your hand.
Speaker 1: You walk in It's very adorable, all great, and then
Speaker 1: your pants got tired and tighter. Was this on purpose?
Speaker 4: This was not on purpose? And I will, oh, come on,
Speaker 4: I will fight this till the day I died. Okay,
Speaker 4: So two things happen and people are like, you're full
Speaker 4: of shit playing hockey my entire life. I had emergency
Speaker 4: surgery on my groin. Nothing crazy. They cut me open
Speaker 4: four different spots from my belly button down to my manhood.
Speaker 4: I became one percent woman that day. They gave me
Speaker 4: a big patch of the vaginal mesh my left side
Speaker 4: of my groin. Didn't tell me that, right, I'm just
Speaker 4: yip is it? And you know I do get lingering
Speaker 4: pain from it. So I always wore compression clothes, so
Speaker 4: that was always my thing. And then cool thing that
Speaker 4: I got was a cool gym sponsorship. So this company
Speaker 4: was sending me close and first time they send me clothes,
Speaker 4: I called the rep and I was like, dude, I
Speaker 4: don't think I could wear these and he was like,
Speaker 4: what do you mean? And I sent him a picture
Speaker 4: and I was like you sure? These are extra large
Speaker 4: and he was like yeah, I was like, they don't
Speaker 4: look extra large. I think I'm gonna get ridiculed for this.
Speaker 4: He was like, make a video, see how it goes,
Speaker 4: and we'll send you more clothes. Oh and I was
Speaker 4: like this setup fair enough deal. I was like, just
Speaker 4: keep am exl because I don't think I could go
Speaker 4: any smaller than this and I would just get chewed
Speaker 4: apart on the internet. Like you shop at the baby Gap,
Speaker 4: you steal your They do look tight, but it was
Speaker 4: never intentional. I think what really happened was I got
Speaker 4: a little off tracolate peanuts diet. He loves avocado boy
Speaker 4: got thick. The man when he jumped couldn't go anywhere
Speaker 4: but straight. So from the calendar, I am around six
Speaker 4: to one mm hmm. My booty is right next to
Speaker 4: the counter, so he wasn't jumping any lower. He wasn't
Speaker 4: jumping any higher. He just landed on my landing pad,
Speaker 4: which Hockey helped me build.
Speaker 1: So, through a series of strange coincidences, we have a
Speaker 1: company that wanted to sponsor you. They gave you pants
Speaker 1: that just happened to be tight. And now we have
Speaker 1: a squirrel who's gained a couple pounds and can't jump
Speaker 1: any higher than right at the butt and what happens
Speaker 1: from there?
Speaker 4: Again, the biggest thing about the kitchen stuff was I
Speaker 4: would find him in my oatmeal. I would find him
Speaker 4: in the refrigerator. There was one day I was getting
Speaker 4: the milk from the refrigerator. I shout the refrigerator. Couldn't
Speaker 4: find Peanut for like forty five minutes. I'm panicking around
Speaker 4: the house, and then I went back downstairs and the
Speaker 4: milk is literally seeping through the refrigerator and I open
Speaker 4: the door. Milk's everywhere. He jumped to me, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, cute, So you're living my dream life. He also
Speaker 1: almost maybe throwze to that. So initially the internet is
Speaker 1: ridiculing you your meadium pants. I see what you're doing here, buddy.
Speaker 1: What's going on? How did this then turn into OnlyFans?
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna read you real quickly what this bio says.
Speaker 1: It says the New York based engineer has become an
Speaker 1: unlikely TikTok sensation by documenting his unique relationship with Peanut
Speaker 1: the squirrel, Though some fans appear to be scratching multiple
Speaker 1: itches as they follow the duo's exploits as one gay
Speaker 1: fan put it in the comments. Come for the nuts,
Speaker 1: stay for the meat. How did we get here? Mark?
Speaker 4: Just I happen to get a message, and again I
Speaker 4: kind of beget that that message to hey, do you
Speaker 4: have a page? Do you have a page yet? Do
Speaker 4: you have a page yet?
Speaker 1: Was it mostly men mostly women?
Speaker 4: It was a large majority of men. Yes, okay, it
Speaker 4: was a large majority. Again, I wanted to do two things.
Speaker 4: I wanted to reiterate that I was straight, so it
Speaker 4: didn't bait anybody into thinking something else, Because the biggest
Speaker 4: thing that I've learned out of this entire thing is
Speaker 4: a gay man's compliment. Take that and run with it,
Speaker 4: because gay men will tell you straight to your face.
Speaker 4: Yes they will, that you're ugly and you need to
Speaker 4: go play in traffic.
Speaker 1: And I've never felt better about myself or worse about
Speaker 1: myself than when gay guys say things to me. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, and other times I think,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 4: Right, okay, most of mine are like, you would do
Speaker 4: that to me.
Speaker 1: So you're getting flooded by compliments, mostly gay men, and
Speaker 1: you think it maybe some money in this I did.
Speaker 4: I did one of those did you do that?
Speaker 1: By yourself or did you have an influence from someone else?
Speaker 4: I did this okay, And it was in the bathroom
Speaker 4: after a shower, and I was like, could I see
Speaker 4: myself doing this? So call my mom and dad. My
Speaker 4: mom and dad are the hell out of here stubborn
Speaker 4: Italians but the most down to earth people, and I
Speaker 4: was like, if I'm going to do this, I need
Speaker 4: to make sure everybody around me is okay with this.
Speaker 4: So I called my dad and he's like, what.
Speaker 1: Did you have to explain to them what OnlyFans? Was?
Speaker 4: No, no, see they your dad knew. My mom and
Speaker 4: dad know everything. My mom and dad are in their fifties.
Speaker 4: They think they're in their twenties, still party and hard,
Speaker 4: having fun, and they were like, shit, if you're gonna
Speaker 4: make a ton of money, go have a bus.
Speaker 1: Did you explain to them what all you would be doing?
Speaker 1: Which I don't know yet and I'm gonna get to
Speaker 1: that in a second.
Speaker 4: But the first thing I said was like, I might
Speaker 4: sell some feet picks and my mom's sign me up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And everybody's just like, all right, if you're doing the
Speaker 4: feet thing, and I was like, well, I'm going to
Speaker 4: see how this goes and see. You know, best part
Speaker 4: about this website is you kind of have your own rules.
Speaker 4: So uh, that was what I was juggling. My parents
Speaker 4: were like, go ahead and do it. Have fun. We're
Speaker 4: gonna laugh at you the entire time.
Speaker 1: No way, at this point are they thinking it's just
Speaker 1: feet picks.
Speaker 4: I think they had a gist of it was going
Speaker 4: to be a little bit of everything. As a kid,
Speaker 4: I never really had clothes on, so they kind of
Speaker 4: thought this was going to happen anyways, and it just
Speaker 4: felt more comfortable in the house. I didn't go out parading,
Speaker 4: you know, the nude the nude self, but uh, you know, indoors,
Speaker 4: I was just like, you know, fuck it, but you
Speaker 4: know I started it, and uh it exploded like literally
Speaker 4: yeah nu when in when nuts out? And that was
Speaker 4: That was kind of a day. One hit a lot
Speaker 4: of money, and I'm not a materialistic person. I didn't
Speaker 4: want to go Everybody's like, go buy a car, Like
Speaker 4: for what, I have a car, right, you know, go
Speaker 4: buy this, go by that. My guys, I really don't
Speaker 4: want to do that.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna buy hundreds of animals, right, Okay.
Speaker 4: That was my biggest goal was you know this This
Speaker 4: organization was like, we can make a lot of money,
Speaker 4: and I was like, well, what's a lot of money?
Speaker 1: Only fans is talking to you, Hey, we can make
Speaker 1: the money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. We went and it was like the whole
Speaker 4: mob thing. We could we could really do that, and
Speaker 4: we kind of we beat that number by a mile.
Speaker 4: Yeah really yeah. I was like, you could go on
Speaker 4: the internet and see everything for free.
Speaker 1: And wait, at this point, is it still fie or
Speaker 1: have you graduated to other things.
Speaker 4: I think I did a little bit of a photo set,
Speaker 4: nothing too crazy. I think everybody just wanted to see
Speaker 4: what was underneath and wait, do.
Speaker 1: You prep for the photo shoot? Are you going like Drake?
Speaker 1: Did you see the Drake video?
Speaker 4: I saw that this morning.
Speaker 1: I was driving in and I was like, good for you, yeah,
Speaker 1: only fans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you don't have enough money. You could do
Speaker 4: You could do much much better.
Speaker 1: I'll make a million, right yeah.
Speaker 4: Because it was just like I put my camera in
Speaker 4: the corner of my bathroom and I was like, this
Speaker 4: is ridiculous, let's do it. You know. I did like
Speaker 4: one of these like jiggles and I was like, ok.
Speaker 1: I was okay, so this is on camera. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it just caught that wiggle. I'm gonna try,
Speaker 1: yeah a little bit. Well, maybe we'll have to have
Speaker 1: you stand up and do the wiggle. But you can
Speaker 1: also catch it on those only fans. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: get up here in the bathroom, You're like, this is it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this wiggle.
Speaker 4: I did a little research, reached out to a guy
Speaker 4: who's doing pretty well, and I was like, what do
Speaker 4: you do? What do you do that a straight guy
Speaker 4: can do? And he was like, armpits?
Speaker 1: What okay, just showing your armpigs. Get the hell out
Speaker 1: of here, Diamond, Are you taking notes? Are we going
Speaker 1: to be doing this?
Speaker 4: Yo? This was the farthest out of the room that
Speaker 4: I've ever been. We were looking to relocate because we
Speaker 4: had a couple of horses already and we were looking
Speaker 4: for a small stable with a house and nothing too. Again,
Speaker 4: I didn't want to turn this in to be like,
Speaker 4: oh I got all this money like it was nothing
Speaker 4: like that. And we found this ranch, this this farm
Speaker 4: in upstate New York, and it was a perfect It
Speaker 4: was everything that we would ever want. And I know
Speaker 4: it wasn't like the best way but I paid for
Speaker 4: the property with my only fans money.
Speaker 1: So we're talking that much money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we did paid it off, we bought it, and
Speaker 4: you know, I got to start the bigger. I donated
Speaker 4: all of the construction, you know. And again I didn't
Speaker 4: want to like be like, hey, guys, I did all
Speaker 4: this stuff and people be like, well you just you're
Speaker 4: waving your your man parts around the internet. Is like,
Speaker 4: who care? I just I don't want these two to mix.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't want to be the only fans
Speaker 4: guy that's saving animals.
Speaker 1: You don't want to wipe your dick around a bunch
Speaker 1: of animals, right, I think that might be illegal, you.
Speaker 4: Might be Yeah, you might not see me after that,
Speaker 4: if you know. When it was like, oh now there's
Speaker 4: this sexy farmer scroll daddy, and I was like, we're
Speaker 4: gonna run with it, but I'm going to keep it
Speaker 4: separately from Peanuts page. So I think when when you
Speaker 4: guys kind of mentioned his page again, when you guys
Speaker 4: found out my only fans, yeah, I had posted it
Speaker 4: once on there and then you know, I got like
Speaker 4: really good positivity, but I was like, this is kind
Speaker 4: of a family page, and I don't want to have
Speaker 4: my shirt off on this page. I was like, every
Speaker 4: once in a while somebody would send me something funny
Speaker 4: or unique and I would wear it in a video,
Speaker 4: but then it backfired. So like, somebody sent me this,
Speaker 4: like you're he in underwear? It was a squirrel like
Speaker 4: there was squirrels all over it, and I'm like, Halloween,
Speaker 4: I'll write squirrel cowboy on my chest. Wear these underwear,
Speaker 4: get Peanut and his cowboy hat and make something funny.
Speaker 4: And people were like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 4: There are children on this page, and I was like, guys,
Speaker 4: it's just a joke. It was Halloween. I was like, no, like,
Speaker 4: just enjoy the squirrel, Like, how many squirrels you see
Speaker 4: that are living in a house wearing cowboy hat holding
Speaker 4: his side? How are we missing this in my life?
Speaker 1: Zero?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 4: And that's where I started, like my squirrel Dad account.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you have drop them real quickly. So Peanut
Speaker 1: the squirrel is at Peanut Underscore the Underscore Squirrel twelve. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that's where you have, oh shit, little followers, like
Speaker 1: half a million there, Squirrel Daddy.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, girl, a squirrel Underscore Dad Underscore twelve is there?
Speaker 1: Another squirrel Dad.
Speaker 4: There was all sick there was. I reached out and
Speaker 4: I was like, listen, man, I'm the squirrel Daddy. I
Speaker 4: don't want this title, but I got this title. Yeah,
Speaker 4: can I have it? He was like nope.
Speaker 1: They always say no.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: It's like whatever.
Speaker 1: Some rapper tried to fight me for baby Hot Sauce
Speaker 1: and I told him he could have it if he
Speaker 1: would have a rap battle with me and then whoever
Speaker 1: won would get the name. And he said absolutely not.
Speaker 1: And now all these years later, Instagram is flagging me
Speaker 1: for being a child predator because you can't use the
Speaker 1: word baby in hot together. So I'm Shadow band. We're
Speaker 1: working on it. I'm not.
Speaker 4: They took away Peanuts TikTok. Why peanut had four million
Speaker 4: followers on TikTok?
Speaker 1: What happened to peanutsticks?
Speaker 4: Somebody hacked peanuts TikTok? They took it away.
Speaker 1: All What happened? What they hacked with?
Speaker 4: I don't know, okay, but one day I went on
Speaker 4: there and I was by Permia band talking to TikTok.
Speaker 1: All right, it's not funny, and.
Speaker 4: I was just like, what did I do? I was like,
Speaker 4: you go on TikTok? And you could see everybody's only fans. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you could see people in the back of a bus
Speaker 4: talking about what they've done on OnlyFans. And you want
Speaker 4: to take away my account. That's what the squirrel.
Speaker 1: So you had to rebuild, you had to start over.
Speaker 1: Just give it up there.
Speaker 4: I gave it off. It was kids and stuff like that,
Speaker 4: which was great. It was cool to get kids. I
Speaker 4: was like, you know, and again the comments I just
Speaker 4: couldn't deal with anymore. It was just ridiculous. So it's
Speaker 4: like he branched out for Peanuts Facebook, which did very well.
Speaker 4: We landed on lad Bible and like he ended up
Speaker 4: getting like two hundred million views on a video on there.
Speaker 1: And he's a star. Does he know that he's a star?
Speaker 4: He knew it on day one.
Speaker 1: And he spoils himself with avocado.
Speaker 4: It's unbelievable. Like a quick little story about him. He
Speaker 4: does the vet annually. There was a week he stopped
Speaker 4: eating and I'm like, he's dead.
Speaker 1: So he's died twice so far, once dagging in the
Speaker 1: car and now when he stopped eating, go to the vet.
Speaker 4: Vet goes in, comes out immediately and it's like a
Speaker 4: slow walk down the hallway, and I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 4: oh no, he alright, comes up. He's like, Mark, he's fine, Mike,
Speaker 4: what do you mean he hasn't eat in seven days?
Speaker 4: How is he fine? He's like, go to the store,
Speaker 4: get organic stuff. Feed him the organic stuff, like I
Speaker 4: clean his fruits and vegetables. All right.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't afford to go organic for this squirrel. I
Speaker 4: go and get organic food. He devours it.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: I had put two little bowls down, regular food. Organic
Speaker 4: food can touch the regular food destroyed so.
Speaker 1: He could smell the chemicals and the icky stuff on
Speaker 1: the Oh wow, but that should be a sign for
Speaker 1: all of us. If the squirrel won't eat it.
Speaker 4: Why are we exactly?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm fascinated by the only fans. How long did
Speaker 1: it take from the time you started it too? When
Speaker 1: did you start it?
Speaker 4: About a year and a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: In a year and a couple months, you were able
Speaker 1: to save enough money solely from that to buy a farm.
Speaker 1: That's three hundred and how many acres?
Speaker 4: Three hundred fifty acres.
Speaker 1: Three hundred and fifty acres. You made that much?
Speaker 4: Yea, holy shit? Yeah, done it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this, and she's nodding, not yet knowing you.
Speaker 4: I gotta do is put some pudding in a bucket
Speaker 4: and step on it and somebody will buy it.
Speaker 1: I was saying that today, I said, I have seen
Speaker 1: so many different things that are not even that sexual
Speaker 1: that my parents wouldn't be mad about that. I could
Speaker 1: be okay with like the crush porn thing. Smashing some
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, right, I do that for free when I'm drunk.
Speaker 1: Why would I not get paid for it? You are
Speaker 1: an inspiration.
Speaker 4: Two birds at one stone exactly.
Speaker 1: I would never hurt an animal, though I know they
Speaker 1: do some weird things with that squshporn y. I would
Speaker 1: never step on a fish mashed potatoes sign me, no problem.
Speaker 4: The whole cake category, what if you ever want to help.
Speaker 4: I'm a good baker, so so.
Speaker 1: We don't need good cakes. They're just getting farted.
Speaker 4: I could bake things. They're good, might be perfect for
Speaker 4: the feet.
Speaker 1: I love this. You're an inspiration.
Speaker 4: Wild and again I never really I don't know. And
Speaker 4: the whole kind of thing is very confusing to me,
Speaker 4: because again Internet's free. You could see a lot of things.
Speaker 4: Just the squirrel guy, Well, what.
Speaker 1: Do you think is different about this? Then do you
Speaker 1: interact with people personally? Like, what are they getting that's
Speaker 1: different than just going to a porn hub and searching
Speaker 1: whatever it is that they would search. What's different about
Speaker 1: only fans?
Speaker 4: I think I'm just a little bit more personal. I
Speaker 4: think the most shocking thing that people get are like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, you answered my message. I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: the least I could do is say thank you and
Speaker 4: spark up your small talk, because you, guys are the
Speaker 4: reasons why I get to do this. I met like
Speaker 4: one of my really good friends. He subscribed to my
Speaker 4: only Fans, and me and him became.
Speaker 1: Were you friends before? After?
Speaker 4: After?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: And again? Like this is the biggest and the funniest
Speaker 4: thing is usually like when people say only fans are
Speaker 4: thinking like the raunchiest things you could possibly Sure, yeah,
Speaker 4: you'll get a large majority of people that just want
Speaker 4: a conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wellliness is an epidemic. We talk about that on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 4: I'm lonely all the time, so it's nice that I
Speaker 4: don't have to talk to animals all the time. My
Speaker 4: wife just kicks me out and to go do something,
Speaker 4: So it's nice to like just be like, hey, you know,
Speaker 4: like I am a person. This is a cool journey.
Speaker 4: But you know, like I have no problem to have
Speaker 4: a conversation with you, especially if it's like animals or
Speaker 4: you know what I could do to make your only
Speaker 4: fans experience a little bit better within my limits, you know.
Speaker 4: But some people say some some wild stuff.
Speaker 1: Have you ever blocked someone like, dude, that's a little
Speaker 1: too far from me?
Speaker 4: It's like and again I'm just like, hey, no judgment,
Speaker 4: but I don't do that. And it's like you sure,
Speaker 4: I'm like, can you mention what it was? Go number
Speaker 4: two on the toilet and film yourself, film yourself saying
Speaker 4: the shit. Yeah, but like here was the kicker was like,
Speaker 4: bend over in your closet ship on a towel and
Speaker 4: point the camera so we could see it all.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, how much were they offering?
Speaker 4: Not enough?
Speaker 1: Maybe I would have been enough? Was is there a
Speaker 1: number that would have been enough?
Speaker 4: Like you got it? It's like set like that's a
Speaker 4: big one.
Speaker 1: That's a seven figure.
Speaker 4: That's a seven figure for me.
Speaker 1: Because your face isn't all of this right, You'll know
Speaker 1: it's you, that's yeah.
Speaker 4: And I have distinctive tattoos So if I didn't show
Speaker 4: my face, you'd be like, oh yeah, that like I
Speaker 4: peanut on my leg, tattoo peina on my leg. They'd
Speaker 4: be like, oh yeah, that's Mark.
Speaker 1: So you draw the line a shitting on a towel, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was That was it.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of there's nothing that's going inside me, okay,
Speaker 4: and there's no you know that the peeing and the
Speaker 4: shipping thing. We're gonna, you know, bypass that part.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about how much you hate
Speaker 1: the term squirrel daddy? But you're just leaning into it.
Speaker 4: No, I know. I'm trying my best to like figure
Speaker 4: out a way from my brain and heart to like
Speaker 4: take this in and stride.
Speaker 1: There's nothing because daddy discuss you.
Speaker 4: Daddy, I can't. It takes the soul out of my body.
Speaker 1: I agree, it's kind of gross. Yeah, So this whole
Speaker 1: thing has been really great for you. What is the
Speaker 1: biggest change in your life and what's the coolest thing
Speaker 1: that has come from it? Besides the freedom farm, because
Speaker 1: obviously that's that's a great one.
Speaker 4: I think it's just given us a little bit more
Speaker 4: flexibility with our life, you know, getting out there, you
Speaker 4: get to meet a lot of new people. You get
Speaker 4: to a lot of like experience you never thought you
Speaker 4: would imagine doing traveling to Europe for some cool stuff
Speaker 4: and doing a commercial because you're the squirrel guy. That
Speaker 4: was pretty cool. Also got to talk to a lot
Speaker 4: of celebrities and that was really cool.
Speaker 1: He was your favorite.
Speaker 4: I did a whole Jersey Shore kind of video for them.
Speaker 4: Jay Well like followed Peanut and started liking a bunch
Speaker 4: of his stuff and I'm like, this is the coolest thing.
Speaker 4: And then like Demi Levado did it, and then like
Speaker 4: Rosie o'donalds. You're getting like just all different sides of
Speaker 4: the spectrum when it came to like celebrities and you know,
Speaker 4: and then like Andy Cohen talked about Peanut and me
Speaker 4: and told me how to find Booty and I was like,
Speaker 4: just jack on right. He was like the pug dude
Speaker 4: is good, but have you seen the squirrel guy. I
Speaker 4: was like, fucking nail. I find well that I beat
Speaker 4: the pug guy. Don't know who this guy is. I'm
Speaker 4: sure you're doing well, but I'm better.
Speaker 1: And what's what is I mean as far as experiences,
Speaker 1: what are some of the cooler experiences? Because you said
Speaker 1: you traveled the world.
Speaker 4: I've gotten to go and talk with Peanut and do
Speaker 4: a lot of really awesome things with kids. Like we
Speaker 4: established like waffle Wednesdays for Peanut, and we just kind
Speaker 4: of I did my protein waffles and I just told everybody, like, hey,
Speaker 4: calvaries don't count on Wednesday. It's waffle Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Then we still lying to children, lying to children.
Speaker 4: It terrible.
Speaker 1: It was terrible asking for a friend again. This waffle Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Can adults get in on it.
Speaker 4: This adult will put down whole box waffles and tell
Speaker 4: everybody doesn't count.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If people are like, you're in the fitness I'm like,
Speaker 4: I do fitness so that I could eat a bunch
Speaker 4: of crap out. I'm notts of posted to I don't
Speaker 4: do fitness to be a meathead. I will finish the
Speaker 4: gym and go get twelve donuts. Before I came here.
Speaker 4: I ate twelve Krispy Kreme donuts.
Speaker 1: I don't believe. I don't want to hear this stuff
Speaker 1: some people I don't know. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: it from people who work out and have a lot
Speaker 1: of muscles. Zero body felt, oh house the pizza. I
Speaker 1: just take twelve don't I find you to be a liar. Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm sign fans to watch you eat twelve donuts because
Speaker 1: I don't buy it.
Speaker 4: Entire section of food eating. We'll do it like the
Speaker 4: ASMR or whatever.
Speaker 1: It is, chewing right in the microphone.
Speaker 4: Oh man, donut, sushi cakes, cheese cake, lactose and tolerant.
Speaker 4: But I'll suck it through once again.
Speaker 1: That could really help you out with what that guy
Speaker 1: wanted you to do on the towel.
Speaker 4: Maybe, like that's a whole new avenue I need to incorporate. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I have to tell you this because this is funny.
Speaker 4: Because it happens to be about my parents too, It's
Speaker 4: gould be a laughable one. So I had a gentleman
Speaker 4: ask for a pair of socks, and he wanted them
Speaker 4: like raunchy. Problem is, I don't have stinky feet. My
Speaker 4: dad has the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled my
Speaker 4: entire life. So we had a day on the farm.
Speaker 4: I pocketed up his socks shipped him out to this man.
Speaker 4: The man messaged me and said those were the best
Speaker 4: socks he has ever had in his entire Because.
Speaker 1: People who are into that, they like like the funky
Speaker 1: or the better. Yeah, and he said your dad's funky
Speaker 1: feet were the best he's ever had, but he thought
Speaker 1: that they were yours.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, So called up my dad. I was like, listen,
Speaker 4: they need about twelve pairs of those every month. And
Speaker 4: he was like, how much is my cut? I'm ye,
Speaker 4: no cut cut.
Speaker 1: You make your dad work for free.
Speaker 4: He comes up here and makes me pay for everything
Speaker 4: that happens up here. So I definitely say thank you
Speaker 4: in my own ways.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so is this guy a repeat customer? He's
Speaker 1: a stinky sock man.
Speaker 4: I'll get like dms. That'll be like I had the
Speaker 4: most fun with myself looking at you today and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Snipping your sock.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you ever tell them like ha ha, joke's on you.
Speaker 1: That's my dad.
Speaker 4: There was one.
Speaker 1: It was one, Okay, So you've got the nasty socks.
Speaker 1: The people requesting that maybe do something weird in the closet.
Speaker 1: What other strange, strange only fans request have you gotten,
Speaker 1: because I know they're weird. It's mostly clothes, like they
Speaker 1: want like your shirt jeans.
Speaker 4: I'll have people send me jeans to wear to the
Speaker 4: gym so I could sweating.
Speaker 1: Them jeans at the gym jeans do people look at
Speaker 1: you like, who's the flicker in the gym?
Speaker 4: They're like, who's that dick?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I like, I don't tell anybody, but.
Speaker 1: You don't tell them. Oh, I'm just doing this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing like oh sorry, I was out working. I
Speaker 4: didn't have time to change. Was a farm life, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: like these aren't farm jeans. They're tighter than your farm jeens.
Speaker 1: So they want you to sweat and really tight jeans
Speaker 1: and then you send them jeans, right.
Speaker 4: But they also want me to rub like skin marks
Speaker 4: on them and like the fluids in there and everything.
Speaker 1: Do you give up your DNA to these people? I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I guess the sweaty stock with yours that's not yours.
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't go that far.
Speaker 1: But sweaty jeans, there's probably something there.
Speaker 4: My my biggest thing. And I sat down with my
Speaker 4: friends because they love to make fun of me with
Speaker 4: this stuff. What if this person goes out and kills somebody,
Speaker 4: puts your DNA all over things?
Speaker 1: How much DNA are you sending them? Man?
Speaker 4: But that was my That was where I was like, Okay,
Speaker 4: maybe I don't do the DNA thing. Maybe we we
Speaker 4: we don't do that because it was like, can you
Speaker 4: send me a condom? And I'm like, no, no.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have like babies running around Somehow, I don't
Speaker 1: know how it all happened.
Speaker 4: Like this is okay, we're gonna put a limitation on this.
Speaker 4: I'll wear clothes and sweat and them. I'm fine with that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wiping my ass with the jeams, I just worre to
Speaker 4: the gym. I don't think I'm gonna do that. This
Speaker 4: is incredible and I think this was the perfect thing
Speaker 4: for society these days to allow people to express themselves.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a service for humanity. Have you recruited other
Speaker 1: people to be part of I mean, this is very enticing.
Speaker 4: So I have a lot of people reach out, okay,
Speaker 4: and I just kind of go through the pros and cons.
Speaker 1: What are the cons?
Speaker 4: You don't want to lose your job, you want to
Speaker 4: make it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, how does that work?
Speaker 4: Again? I went to everybody and was like, hey, this
Speaker 4: is a good opportunity for me. What do you think?
Speaker 4: And it was just like if it doesn't affect my life,
Speaker 4: it doesn't affect work, doesn't affect anything.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like we get a raise for that
Speaker 1: around here, right, And.
Speaker 4: I kind of just tell people, you know, this is
Speaker 4: a forever thing. You know, you don't want to go
Speaker 4: into it having a regret or think you might have
Speaker 4: a regret one day, you know, because again, if you're
Speaker 4: doing this and you're looking for like a serious relationship,
Speaker 4: it's very difficult.
Speaker 1: Wait did your only fans come before? After the relationship?
Speaker 4: After the relationship?
Speaker 1: Okay, so so you talked to her about it.
Speaker 4: I was just kind of like, hey, what do you
Speaker 4: think about this? And she was like, let's try it. Okay,
Speaker 4: you're already on the internet. Everybody you know judges you
Speaker 4: with your clothes on. What's the harm in doing get
Speaker 4: with no clothes on?
Speaker 1: You know, it is a nice little party trick though.
Speaker 1: Hey it's mostly well in conversation.
Speaker 4: People would always be like, you use the like pickup
Speaker 4: line you want to see my squirrel? I was like,
Speaker 4: you refer to it as a squirrel Internet if that
Speaker 4: was not for me?
Speaker 1: And you've met one of your good friends from a
Speaker 1: site as they were a subscriber.
Speaker 4: He is he owns his own vet clinic. Oh and
Speaker 4: the dude like saves animals on it consistent like, this
Speaker 4: guy is one of the best human beings I ever met.
Speaker 4: It's like, it was nothing weird about this, and people
Speaker 4: like that's really weird. I'm like from the outskirts, it's
Speaker 4: very weird. But you get to meet people that you
Speaker 4: didn't really think you would have a connection with.
Speaker 1: So it's interesting that you said that. And I've taken
Speaker 1: enough of your time. So I promised we were at
Speaker 1: this up soon because I'll keep asking you like a
Speaker 1: billion questions. But you have this giant online community, you're
Speaker 1: close with your parents, you have a real job, and
Speaker 1: you said you were still feeling lonely, lonely enough that
Speaker 1: you're talking to some people online who are also feeling lonely.
Speaker 1: How many people do you run into who are just
Speaker 1: super lonely and what do you suggest to do about that?
Speaker 4: So I kind of always touch based on my mental
Speaker 4: health because I don't think men talk about it enough.
Speaker 1: They don't. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it louder.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I for thirty two years of my life, I
Speaker 4: didn't say a word of it. I bottled it up.
Speaker 4: It was a terrible thing that I did, because it
Speaker 4: would make me an angry person and attribute a lot
Speaker 4: of my changes in life to the squirrel to peanut.
Speaker 4: You know, he made me a more patient person. He
Speaker 4: made me somebody who just realized, like this is not
Speaker 4: a good way to live, like and I just kind
Speaker 4: of started talking about a little bit more. And every
Speaker 4: day I would be like, hey, guys, just wanted you know, like,
Speaker 4: last weeks have been really hard for me, Like anxiety
Speaker 4: has been taken a toll. It's got a little bit
Speaker 4: of depression, roll through the punches, but just let you know,
Speaker 4: like I don't like to fight alone, and if you're
Speaker 4: ever having a tough time, you could always reach out.
Speaker 4: I was born with big ears. I'm a good listener.
Speaker 4: It would come down to people being like today I
Speaker 4: thought was my last day until you know, I heard
Speaker 4: your message and I'm like, again, I don't want accolades.
Speaker 4: I don't want to star from this. I'm not trying
Speaker 4: to win an award. It was just like, hey, you know,
Speaker 4: the social media stuff is a fantasy. What you see
Speaker 4: on the internet is not what you see in life,
Speaker 4: and people have a hard time controlling what's fantasy and
Speaker 4: what's real life.
Speaker 1: You know, So you've helped people, do you feel like
Speaker 1: they've helped you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's from the little cracks of the jokes,
Speaker 4: and you know, you get more family style people that
Speaker 4: will have no problem like hitting you with a joke
Speaker 4: or cracking at your like weak points and you could laugh.
Speaker 1: Back if you need that, you need to come around here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, like, when the whole crew
Speaker 4: is here and you guys are just just rat I
Speaker 4: love it. I love it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they would love to have you in at
Speaker 1: some point. If you want to come on the big.
Speaker 4: Show too, I would love to. It's that's when you
Speaker 4: know people like you or you have a close knit family,
Speaker 4: if you can make fun of the person next to
Speaker 4: you and we can both laugh.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't come in here having a bad day.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get roasted, right.
Speaker 4: And sometimes when you listen to the story, you know
Speaker 4: somebody's having a bad day because that person keeps just
Speaker 4: getting jabs. I love it. And because the best part
Speaker 4: is I know in the radio's off and you guys
Speaker 4: are in here just just giving it to each other.
Speaker 1: So I say all the time, one of my love
Speaker 1: languages is light bullying. If I'm fucking with you, I
Speaker 1: love you, And that's me trying to pull you out
Speaker 1: of a maybe like a little rut or whatever or else.
Speaker 1: So just getting my jolly's. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Some days is for me, some days it's for you.
Speaker 1: But I find nothing, then that's a totally different story,
Speaker 1: all right. So people want to find you Instagram, where
Speaker 1: can they find you?
Speaker 4: Peanut Underscore, the Squirrel and you know Squirrel Underscore Dad
Speaker 4: Underscore twelve.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of underscore. I still can't believe it
Speaker 1: was taken. And then OnlyFans. If people want to find you,
Speaker 1: let's make you some more money.
Speaker 4: Squirrel Underscore Dad.
Speaker 1: He hates it, but he's really leaning into it.
Speaker 4: You gotta just roll with the punches. And I think
Speaker 4: the more I could try to take it in, the
Speaker 4: more you'll kind of fade away.
Speaker 1: Don't they take it in? People are gonna ask me
Speaker 1: some things.
Speaker 4: You gotta wantch your words when you're talking about this
Speaker 4: stuff now, because everybody's like, oh, this like doing porn
Speaker 4: and I'm like, well, it's kind of.
Speaker 1: But you bought a farm, right and not in the
Speaker 1: way that you died Gray, but that I know who
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 4: Funniest thing I know it is because you talked about
Speaker 4: it on the radio, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I saw him.
Speaker 1: In Jersey City and he has some very identifiable tattoos
Speaker 1: and I was like, I know that's him. I know
Speaker 1: it's him, but.
Speaker 4: You I ship you not. I heard you say. I
Speaker 4: looked it up and I was like, that guy has
Speaker 4: a whole alphabet coming up. His tattoo are like and
Speaker 4: I was like, oh geez, I was getting to do it.
Speaker 4: It's flying high. Good for you man, you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this has come full circle. I love it.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to talk about that we missed?
Speaker 4: No, I just want to say thank you for having
Speaker 4: me anytime.
Speaker 1: This is great.
Speaker 4: It's like, I sit, you're not still starstruck because I
Speaker 4: listened to you.
Speaker 1: Guys for years, and that's amazing.
Speaker 4: The first time that I woke up and I had
Speaker 4: like fifteen miss Coles and a DM from Danielle, and
Speaker 4: my mom was like, they're talking about you on the station.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh no.
Speaker 1: MI show loves you.
Speaker 4: I told you.
Speaker 1: They're sad that they weren't here for this particular podcast,
Speaker 1: which is why I think we should talk to Andrew
Speaker 1: and set up a time for you to come in
Speaker 1: and actually like be on the big show because they
Speaker 1: would really enjoy this, and you're so fun. I appreciate
Speaker 1: that and open to talking about anything.
Speaker 4: You can't come to this office and not just you're right.
Speaker 1: We don't like that.
Speaker 4: Because you'll find it and then we'll be on the
Speaker 4: radio and you'll be like, so, what's that. I have
Speaker 4: no choice but to say, yeah.
Speaker 1: I will just say and I'll end it here. But
Speaker 1: I when we were talking, I asked you, is there
Speaker 1: anything off limits? Are E OnlyFans? And you said nope, nope,
Speaker 1: open book whatever you want. And this has gone well,
Speaker 1: this went exactly as I thought it would, actually a
Speaker 1: little bit better. So thank you. Thanks for spending so
Speaker 1: much time. Loved it. I feel like I've learned some
Speaker 1: things and you've inspired me to go step in some pudding.
Speaker 4: Listen. If I don't get I will subscribe right back.
Speaker 4: I need that one.
Speaker 1: Here you go subscriber mark. Thank you, Diamond thoughts.
Speaker 2: That was a time, it was something. It was something.
Speaker 2: It was very interesting.
Speaker 3: But also I like my head was cocked to the
Speaker 3: side a few times. She's like, Okay, where is this going.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm very interested in stepping and putting for money.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think It lost me in the beginning
Speaker 3: when we were talking about a squirrel as if it
Speaker 3: was a dog.
Speaker 2: You don't even like dog exactly care, which is why
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know to think of I don't
Speaker 2: even like dogs. You think I'm gonna like a squirrel.
Speaker 1: You're a monster. I don't understand how you hate dogs,
Speaker 1: but it is what it is, that is you. We
Speaker 1: were talking on the show the other day about f
Speaker 1: that make you just like red flag somebody wouldn't date,
Speaker 1: and I said, people who don't like animals, specifically dogs,
Speaker 1: And you know what I was thinking about you.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's okay.
Speaker 1: You could never be my girlfriend. He said.
Speaker 2: The squirrel has a room in his house.
Speaker 1: How dope is that?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, or something I can't Oh, sorry.
Speaker 1: Peter's coming for her. Her name is Diamond Cooper at
Speaker 1: Diamond Sincere on Instagram, Peta. That was her, not me.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Free range squirrels are my vibe.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: All right, but let's get to the other stuff. So
Speaker 1: I know this is your first time producing a podcast
Speaker 1: with me. I appreciate your time, by the way. So
Speaker 1: we do two things. We do a burn book. You
Speaker 1: know what. The burn book is. It's where we basically
Speaker 1: light somebody on fire yep, metaphorically for something they've done
Speaker 1: to piss us off. And let me tell you, I've
Speaker 1: been keeping a list of things. There's so many. Oh
Speaker 1: you're ready, I'm ready, but I kind of love one
Speaker 1: from you today.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: And then we do something called ask Me Anything, where
Speaker 1: you can go through the questions that listeners. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you're listen, thank you. Listeners have asked me that
Speaker 1: they're interested in. So let's start with the burn bull.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm ready, she's read this. Okay.
Speaker 3: So this past weekend I went to the Saint John's game,
Speaker 3: Go Johnny's. I was really excited to be there. They said, oh,
Speaker 3: we may put you on the jumbo tron.
Speaker 1: So you are an alumni.
Speaker 2: Yes, what happened here?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: It's very fuzzy. Okay.
Speaker 3: I step out to go to the bathroom and to
Speaker 3: get something to eat because I'm greedy, and I come
Speaker 3: back to my seat. People are running around looking for me.
Speaker 3: The camera is exactly where I was sitting, so.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, she's she's going on the JumboTron.
Speaker 3: I sit down and they say and from Power one
Speaker 3: oh five nine Less Simone, and I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 3: one of those things where you want to say, well,
Speaker 3: who the fuck is Nihless Samone?
Speaker 2: But I know her.
Speaker 1: She's actually a friend.
Speaker 3: No. I didn't want to be shady, but I'm like, girl,
Speaker 3: are you serious?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 3: Black History Month hasn't even ended, and you mixing up
Speaker 3: the black people.
Speaker 2: I can't do this.
Speaker 3: So I don't know exactly who I want to burn,
Speaker 3: but whoever was responsible for me being called Nihilis Simone
Speaker 3: in front of I don't know thousands of people did it?
Speaker 3: Say it on the jumbos, you know, And I'm like
Speaker 3: an idiot looking into the camera, waving because what else
Speaker 3: are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: No, that's when you cause a scene and you do
Speaker 1: the little like cutthroat thing like no, no, no, that
Speaker 1: ain't it. That is not me, and then you mouth
Speaker 1: to the camera I am diamond. No.
Speaker 3: First of all, I can't do the cutthroat thing because
Speaker 3: there were too many actors from the sopranos in the
Speaker 3: audience shut up or on the court.
Speaker 2: Bobby I don't know his real name.
Speaker 1: His name is Steve Siripa Shiripa.
Speaker 3: Well, he was there. I couldn't do the little cutthroat thing. Okay,
Speaker 3: but you know, it is what it is. I made
Speaker 3: the best out of it. I smiled. Wasn't happy about that.
Speaker 3: So whoever that motherfucker is, who was in charge of that,
Speaker 3: I hope your ass burns.
Speaker 1: Okay, flamed them. I love that. Do you going for
Speaker 1: if this happens again? Do you have a plan? No?
Speaker 2: Because it was so what are you gonna do? I
Speaker 2: can't do the No, that's not me.
Speaker 1: Why that's so bad? They fucked it up?
Speaker 2: Oh maybe I'll just hit the adele.
Speaker 3: You know that meme of her saying chord side while
Speaker 3: the camera's on her and she's like looking everywhere else.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll do that because you're talking to Nilis Amone,
Speaker 3: not me. I don't know why the camera's on me.
Speaker 1: Oh does Nyla know this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: Of course she got some extra shine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know, I'll take it as a compliment.
Speaker 2: That's fine. But also, I'm not fucking Nihlo Simone. Okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like that should be the name of this episode.
Speaker 1: I'm not who is Nilois Samone? Because every episode is
Speaker 1: a question. That would be it? Oh man, all right,
Speaker 1: are you ready for the ask me anything?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: Hit me with it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this question comes from running all Day ninety four? Okay,
Speaker 3: very interesting at name. I want to hear more about
Speaker 3: that later. They asked, do you ever have a bad
Speaker 3: day on air? And how do you navigate them?
Speaker 1: Ooh that's a good question, is h I mean? I
Speaker 1: would say, yeah, who doesn't have a bad day on
Speaker 1: the air? I think the problem is I don't know
Speaker 1: when it's happening. Why listen, in my head, everything I
Speaker 1: say is the best thing I've ever said, So I
Speaker 1: don't really know how like in the moment, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you think I have bad days? No?
Speaker 2: Why? No?
Speaker 3: So I interpreted the question as like, if you're having
Speaker 3: a bad day and you go on air, how do
Speaker 3: you navigate it? And I asked, or I picked that
Speaker 3: question because if you are having a bad day, you
Speaker 3: don't publicly say anything like I don't know about it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: So I'm like, what do you do to basically not
Speaker 2: let it show so publicly? What do you do a
Speaker 2: lot of drugs?
Speaker 1: Just start with just kidding. That was a joke. Mom
Speaker 1: and Dad, who aren't listening because they don't know how
Speaker 1: to work podcasts. It's great. I think we all have
Speaker 1: really shitty days, and we have bad days. I think
Speaker 1: the one thing that I try, like I kind of
Speaker 1: pride myself on, is being professional. I mean this might
Speaker 1: be a little too in depth, but I have dated
Speaker 1: people who, I swear to God, would like wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning and just choose violence, like start a
Speaker 1: fight with me while I was on the air, and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna fight about this right now. So I learned a
Speaker 1: long time ago, even when I was an intern, how
Speaker 1: to sort of compartmentalize the two things. There are just
Speaker 1: four hours in a day that I need to focus
Speaker 1: on what I'm doing and have a good time, and
Speaker 1: it's also an escape from whatever bad, shitty thing is happening.
Speaker 1: So it's easy to just focus on, Hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a good time, we're gonna laugh about stuff, and
Speaker 1: it kind of gives you an excuse to not focus
Speaker 1: on what you maybe should be focusing on. But like,
Speaker 1: just give me this break for these four hours. There
Speaker 1: have been times where something is weighing on me a
Speaker 1: little bit, and it's appropriate to talk about on the air,
Speaker 1: and we talk about those things like madamn hare. We
Speaker 1: talked about that way. Oh thank you, even though you
Speaker 1: told me it looks like it's giving mullet.
Speaker 2: It is a.
Speaker 3: Bullet, but you gonna make me sound like such an
Speaker 3: asshole thing.
Speaker 1: No, that's how you know we're good for it.
Speaker 2: What it is.
Speaker 3: It means that it's growing, which is I'm very very
Speaker 3: happy with rized. Well, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. So if you didn't know what happened
Speaker 1: over the summer, I got really sick. About three months
Speaker 1: after that. I was sitting down combing my hair and
Speaker 1: it all just started coming out, and I lost a shitload.
Speaker 1: And I think, actually, Diamond, you're the only person who
Speaker 1: has seen how bad it was because you were helping
Speaker 1: me put the hair on that one day. Otherwise I'll
Speaker 1: wear a hat or a scarf like I would hide
Speaker 1: it because I'm not a graceful ball person. Shout out
Speaker 1: to the people who are. I'm not one. But this hair,
Speaker 1: bless its heart, it's growing back. And now I have
Speaker 1: these little like chicken hairs everywhere. So the top is
Speaker 1: just fluffy, and Diamond's got to tell me it's given bullet.
Speaker 2: It is given.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do about it?
Speaker 3: Of Love is Blind, it's giving Trevor from Love is
Speaker 3: Blind at the top.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, go straight to hell.
Speaker 2: You know what it is, what it is.
Speaker 1: So we share those moments on the air, and the
Speaker 1: ones that aren't appropriate for the air, we just ignore
Speaker 1: until ten oh one when we're off, and then you
Speaker 1: just go about your business. You start fighting with somebody again.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm in the bathroom, curse somebody out in
Speaker 1: a stack, you know, all the things. But that's I
Speaker 1: guess that would be the answer.
Speaker 2: What about you, I say, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm so grateful to like have a job, that have
Speaker 3: the job that I have that I feel like if
Speaker 3: I'm in a shitty mood, like shake it off and
Speaker 3: figure it out, like it is what it is. There
Speaker 3: are some people who live shitty lives and have shitty
Speaker 3: jobs on top of it.
Speaker 2: So it's like like what do I have to be
Speaker 2: upset about?
Speaker 3: And also just I laugh at everything that I go through,
Speaker 3: like I'm like, oh I.
Speaker 2: Got a ticket? What a loser?
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Okay. So this is a part Diamond where
Speaker 1: Andrew usually says don't forget like phone subscribe.
Speaker 2: I gotta do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, saying oh okay, don't forget like what don't
Speaker 3: forget like phone subscribe?
Speaker 4: Stop?
Speaker 1: Uh saw some side Yes with Gandhi wherever you get
Speaker 1: your podcasts. We've had a great time. I love you, Diamond,
Speaker 1: thank you for being my producer, and I have to
Speaker 1: keep you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hit us up on Instagram. Hit me up on Instagram
Speaker 1: at Baby Hot Sauce if you can find it, I've
Speaker 1: been shadow band. You can also just search my first
Speaker 1: and last name. Good luck spelling it. And Diamond, where
Speaker 1: can they find you?
Speaker 2: At Diamond?
Speaker 3: Sincere on everything besides Twitter because someone won't give me
Speaker 3: the name.
Speaker 2: Your name is Rose or Ruby or something like. It's
Speaker 2: not even Diamond, say Ruby.
Speaker 1: We'll put her in the burn book next time. Yep, yep, okay,
Speaker 1: good this nitch Ruby. Her is not even diamonds sactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it.
Speaker 2: Pisses me off.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're gonna burn Ruby. We're gonna get to
Speaker 1: know Diamond in the next episode. Like follow and subscribe
Speaker 1: at Baby Hot Sauce. Leave a review even if you
Speaker 1: hate us, leave a review. I mean, maybe don't do that,
Speaker 1: but I have to be you know, diplomatic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't do it because you'll get a really nice
Speaker 3: reply back.
Speaker 1: So okay, and we'll see you next week.