WEBVTT - When Did Your Pants Get So Tight?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's up? It's gone the with another episode

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<v Speaker 1>of Sauce on the side. Today is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit different. It's definitely gonna get weird, as we promise,

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<v Speaker 1>But I have a different producer sitting in with me,

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<v Speaker 1>one who might be one of my favorite people. Hello Diamond, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>you just got.

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<v Speaker 2>Me really excited. I did the high pitch thing because

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<v Speaker 2>you just made my day.

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<v Speaker 1>So everybody always asks us like, oh, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>a radio voice or oh my gosh, your voice sounds

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<v Speaker 1>exactly the same off the aras on the air. You

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<v Speaker 1>have a radio voice, which.

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<v Speaker 3>Is very weird because I think I do it because

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<v Speaker 3>I get nervous, and I never realized that at first.

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<v Speaker 3>Really yeah, yeah, it gives very like hi and high pitched,

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<v Speaker 3>and then when we're just having regular conversations, I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so whatever, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like like the natural. Diamond is first of all

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite because I know I'm gonna get some real

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<v Speaker 1>shit when you're talking like that. But I always think

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<v Speaker 1>of you. Remember like Paris Hilton way back in the day,

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<v Speaker 1>she used to talk.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was her nervous, Like the thing that she

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<v Speaker 3>did when she was nervous, was it nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nerves that did that. I always just thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was her trying to be like extra sexy or

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<v Speaker 1>do whatever. But then the cameras would catch her slipping

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<v Speaker 1>every now and then she'd be like, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Watch her show show Love in Paris or Life in Paris.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on Peacock. It's good. I don't really good.

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<v Speaker 1>You have me watching a lot of shit lately. Love

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<v Speaker 1>is Blind season six. We're gonna have to try and

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<v Speaker 1>get some of these people on the podcast at some point. Specifically,

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<v Speaker 1>I want Kenneth, I want Jimmy, I want Chelsea. Who else?

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<v Speaker 2>Matthew, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta be honest, just based on what you see

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. I probably would have picked Matthew because

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<v Speaker 1>he's so fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have picked him just to have conversations with him.

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<v Speaker 3>He just Matthew. You deserved better, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe I don't know, but if you haven't watched

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<v Speaker 1>Love Is Blind season six, you gotta watch it because

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of shit going on. I think all

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<v Speaker 1>the last episodes drop today the twenty eighth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I didn't realize we were already at the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the season.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think those remaining episodes are coming out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, I'm nervous.

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<v Speaker 1>So you got me watching that bullshit. You got me

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<v Speaker 1>watching The Traders, but you you sold me with one person.

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<v Speaker 1>So of course CT is great. He's like your typical Boston,

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<v Speaker 1>like southy Boston boy. That is him. You would maybe

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<v Speaker 1>like if you love him, you might like southeas Ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>I usual in Boston.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we take a trip?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go Red Sox.

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<v Speaker 1>We should. But now you have me watching some shit

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<v Speaker 1>life in Paris? What is it?

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<v Speaker 3>And it's actually really really really good, like you get her?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm excited about this, into it. I don't know, we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give it a little shot. And you still are

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get me on the Real Housewives. Please please,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't beg.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do it. You know I'm into weird stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, whatever, I'm not even gonna do this because you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna make me beg, and I will.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll beg all right if if I were to watch it,

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<v Speaker 1>which I probably won't, which seasons, which cast do I

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<v Speaker 1>start with.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it depends on the franchise. Okay, so if

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<v Speaker 3>we're doing Atlanta seasons one through six, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Dear God.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like you could pick.

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<v Speaker 3>A random season within from one through six, and I

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<v Speaker 3>think that you would be thoroughly entertained. Beverly Hills. I say,

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<v Speaker 3>the first two seasons, or skip to season five or

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<v Speaker 3>season ten.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, trust me, I know, I'm I rewatch all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>And then in New York you want to watch season seven,

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<v Speaker 3>eight and nine, maybe six, seven eight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually very impressed by the fact that you even

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<v Speaker 1>know these seasons. Oh no, he's cast off the top

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<v Speaker 1>of your head.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm into it, and I think that you would love

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<v Speaker 3>this one specific housewife. Everybody always gets confused or they

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<v Speaker 3>like look at me like I'm crazy when I say

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<v Speaker 3>that my favorite housewife of all time is Carol Radswell.

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<v Speaker 3>She was married to Lee Radswell's son, who was Jackie

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<v Speaker 3>Kennedy's sister. I mean, so she was like a big

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<v Speaker 3>deal in like or she was related to people who

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<v Speaker 3>were a big deal. But then you come on this

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<v Speaker 3>show and people were like, what are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 3>And she was just so smart and witty and just like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh Carol.

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<v Speaker 2>I miss you girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Where'd she go?

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<v Speaker 2>Not on any she quit because she got into it

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<v Speaker 2>with Bethany. Bethany was like her best friend.

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<v Speaker 3>They got into it, and technically, I think like from

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<v Speaker 3>the outside looking in, it looked like Andy took Bethany's side.

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<v Speaker 3>So Carol pistap Atown down and that's it. And they

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<v Speaker 3>still talk about each other to this day. And that

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<v Speaker 3>was like twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what a time.

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<v Speaker 1>Your your depth of knowledge on the Housewives is incredible

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<v Speaker 1>at all. I wish you had a Housewives podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>actually wish you just had your own podcast in general,

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<v Speaker 1>because a lot of people don't know a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>really dope shit about you, which I think, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. So I said, I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>an episode on all of the show members who don't

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<v Speaker 1>have their own segment on this show. So that would

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<v Speaker 1>be and I know we talked to you all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>but like just you, right, So that would be you, Josh, Andrew, Deanna, Scotty, Scott.

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<v Speaker 1>We already did Scotty. That was a mess. That was

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<v Speaker 1>a mess, But I think maybe we should do you next.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm down, Yeah, yeah, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but before we do that, there is a person

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<v Speaker 1>who is going to be my guest today who talk

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<v Speaker 1>about weird stuff. I guess we should just get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to hype it up. We're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into the meat of it because he's already here. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>just do it, all right, this is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>great one and a weird one. I am so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm an animal lover and a few years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>during the pandemic, right, yeah, during the pandemic, we all

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<v Speaker 1>started following Peanut the Squirrel on Instagram. Peanut has a

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<v Speaker 1>handler named Mark. We're allowed to use your name, rate, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Mark's here. Obviously Peanut has a handler named Mark, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was such a cute relationship we all got obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with it. Mark came on the show. That's when we

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<v Speaker 1>met you for the first time, and things have taken

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<v Speaker 1>a drastic turn from there in good ways. So welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to the show, Mark aka squirrel Daddy, which she hates

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<v Speaker 1>being called.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much for having me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so let's start with the cute stuff. Peanut the Squirrel,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you guys meet? I know it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a sad story.

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<v Speaker 4>I work in New York City and I was leaving

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<v Speaker 4>a project and saw this squirrel get hit by a car.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like a busy intersection downtown. So I ran

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<v Speaker 4>in the middle of the intersection because I saw she

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<v Speaker 4>was still moving. Unfortunately she had passed and what was

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<v Speaker 4>moving was this little baby and he was trying to

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<v Speaker 4>cross the street. I ran in the middle of Manhattan,

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<v Speaker 4>you know how that is? Ye and me and him

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<v Speaker 4>locked eyes and I tried to like shuffle him out

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<v Speaker 4>of the way, and he crawled up my leg and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, let's go, you know, let's go. So

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<v Speaker 4>got in the car, drove back to Connecticut on the

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<v Speaker 4>phone with their vet and they were like, Mark, we're

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<v Speaker 4>just gonna put him down. I was like, you can't, can't,

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<v Speaker 4>there's nothing wrong with.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was injured or no, he wasn't injured and injured.

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<v Speaker 4>I just had one eye closed. He was still very young,

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<v Speaker 4>and they were like, we're just gonna put him down

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<v Speaker 4>in so I took a picture of him, started him

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<v Speaker 4>on Instagram and boom, somebody called me and was like,

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<v Speaker 4>do you want to get your wildlife rehabber's license. We

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<v Speaker 4>can coach you. You could take the test in the course,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you could do your community service hours while

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<v Speaker 4>you know, managing Peanut. So I was like, this is awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I will build a bond and get him

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<v Speaker 4>ready for the wild. I'll put him in my backyard

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<v Speaker 4>so he'll be close. So that time came, so I'm

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<v Speaker 4>bawling my eyes out and there he goes up to

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<v Speaker 4>his first tree and I'm like, all right, he'll be

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<v Speaker 4>in the backyard. Maybe he'll bring me some babies, or

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<v Speaker 4>he'll come home if he needs some food or something.

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<v Speaker 4>A day and a half later, sitting on my porch

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<v Speaker 4>missing half of his tail. Oh, so we ended up

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<v Speaker 4>getting attacked by something. I have no idea, but that

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<v Speaker 4>was the end of peanuts wildlife career and he became

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<v Speaker 4>a domesticated indoor squirrel.

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<v Speaker 1>So he got attacked, and he came back to your

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<v Speaker 1>porch like, hello, this didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, It was not for him. I think he

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<v Speaker 4>tried to make a friend and the friend wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>eat him instead.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's terrible. And you never found out what attacked him.

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<v Speaker 4>He never found out. There were some local cats and stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>But I haven't a clue.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, does he have weird reactions to like dogs or

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<v Speaker 1>anything or any animals that would make you think that's his.

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<v Speaker 4>Problem is he has no survival instinct, like he'll go to.

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<v Speaker 1>Lives in a home, he has his own room. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well kind of survival instinct. What do he happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Literally nothing, you're living.

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<v Speaker 1>My dream life. Tell me some of the best things

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<v Speaker 1>that have happened from this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah. So I'm not a big person into dms.

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<v Speaker 4>I do like to communicate as many people as possible,

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<v Speaker 4>just say thank you for the love and support because

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<v Speaker 4>I'm nothing without peanut. And posted up a picture of

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<v Speaker 4>him eating oatmeal and holding a sign, and my now

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<v Speaker 4>wife shot me a DM she wrote in love and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, got a message, this one back and

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<v Speaker 4>we started talking like accounting investments, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is a catfish. This is in the basement and

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<v Speaker 4>he's having a blast with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Send me your cash app.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, don't want to be rude, but

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<v Speaker 4>do you mind facetiming me? And she hit me with

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<v Speaker 4>the like I could do it in twenty five minutes

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, this dude's going to get the girl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>this video turns out. She went and got a flying

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<v Speaker 4>squirrel costume, one of the costumes I wear in one

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<v Speaker 4>of Peanuts videos. She facetimed me with the costume on,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, I'm in love with you. How

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<v Speaker 4>do I meet you? This is the coolest thing in

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<v Speaker 4>the world. And ended up meeting her. We traveled the

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<v Speaker 4>world and Peanut gained a squirrel mom and now she

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<v Speaker 4>takes the videos with him and she's just been blowing

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<v Speaker 4>up on TikTok and I'm just the background noise.

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<v Speaker 1>No oh no, We're gonna get to why you're not

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<v Speaker 1>the background noise in a moment. So he was cool

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as she came in, like, yes, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a new friend, no problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I was a tiny bit jealous, not gonna lie. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>I dealt with this squirrel for seven years and.

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<v Speaker 1>He's seven seven. How long do squirrels live?

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<v Speaker 4>Ten to twenty years?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Okay, we're rooting for twenty you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just glad he lets me live in the house.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, if I could, if he could talk, then

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<v Speaker 4>you know, it'd be out of this this portion of

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<v Speaker 4>my life. But yeah, he's been like and again, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know what happened. I wish I had an explanation

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<v Speaker 4>to why he's so good with people, but he loves.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the person saved him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, usually they tend to like the person that saved them,

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<v Speaker 4>and then they're very defensive towards everybody else. Weird thing

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<v Speaker 4>is I got to meet other people's squirrels.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like a big community, the squirrel community?

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<v Speaker 4>Shockingly, it's bigger than you think.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yeah, how big are we talking? Like? How many

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<v Speaker 1>people could I meet that have a squirrel?

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<v Speaker 4>Like five hundred to one thousand. Interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>So in the process of all of this, you started

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<v Speaker 1>a wildlife rescue.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that about?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you sort of mentioned it right before this interview started.

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<v Speaker 1>And the numbers I have here on my bio are

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<v Speaker 1>clearly very old because this says you have eleven horses,

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<v Speaker 1>but you said you have how many?

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<v Speaker 4>We're close to forty.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you have forty horses that you have rescued, Yes, from.

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<v Speaker 4>We tend to look for animals that are coming from

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<v Speaker 4>the auction lines or the kill pens, so we're kind

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<v Speaker 4>of their last line of defense. What's happening a lot?

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<v Speaker 4>And I didn't know this. I'm not a poorse guy,

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<v Speaker 4>my wife is. And we started this and we realized

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<v Speaker 4>how many animals were going to the auction that were

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<v Speaker 4>being mistreated, and we were like, okay, this is a

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<v Speaker 4>perfect opportunity to turn Peanuts pages into something really good

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<v Speaker 4>and why not start a nonprofit with one rescue and

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<v Speaker 4>help as many as we could. So we just started

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<v Speaker 4>and the floodgates opened with peanuts social media being you

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<v Speaker 4>know where it's at. A lot of people were like,

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<v Speaker 4>this is amazing, but we also know that this animal needs,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, a home. This one does, this one does,

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<v Speaker 4>and we just kind of started to travel and travel

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<v Speaker 4>and travel. We couldn't say no.

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<v Speaker 1>So Peanut has taken you around the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Peanut's taken me around the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he make these trips with you ever?

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<v Speaker 4>I wish? Okay, I wish the diva himself. He stays

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<v Speaker 4>at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that?

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<v Speaker 4>He doesn't like the car? It gets a little carsick.

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<v Speaker 4>We're driving to our new place and he started gagging

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, oh no, he's gonna die. Called everybody

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<v Speaker 4>up and they're like, he's starting just being dramatic.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do a squirrel gag?

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<v Speaker 4>See? I do a lot of the noises, but this

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<v Speaker 4>one was a little unique, and I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>he's dying. He's dead. I'm calling everybody crying. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>he's this is it, this is it. We're we're going down.

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<v Speaker 4>He took a bad turn out on the side of

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<v Speaker 4>the highway, crying in the middle of the very funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I have the cat screaming in my in the passenger

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<v Speaker 4>seat and Peanut on my lap just like spitting up ship,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, this is it.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the one one and done that does not travel.

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<v Speaker 4>He's made it clear, don't travel.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? How many ghats do you have?

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred and fifty right now? My god?

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<v Speaker 1>Six miniature horses? Do you have more than that?

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<v Speaker 4>Now? Yeah? Six manture horses. We have too many donkeys?

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<v Speaker 4>We have ten l packas.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it the softest little My god, sheep?

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<v Speaker 4>How two sheep?

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<v Speaker 1>Two sheep? What's a hinnie?

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<v Speaker 4>A hinnie is a donkey and a horse mix.

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<v Speaker 1>And how many of those do you have? You have

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<v Speaker 1>two innies? How many birds?

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<v Speaker 4>The flock of chicken, geese and quail is probably fifty?

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<v Speaker 4>And then somebody adopted their macaw to our How many?

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<v Speaker 1>How big is the place where you live? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys all on.

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<v Speaker 4>Top of each other or one hundred and fifty acres,

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<v Speaker 4>so wow, plenty of room. And again we wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>establish something really big. I know, it was like a big,

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<v Speaker 4>big journey in a big project to start, but we thought,

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<v Speaker 4>why not try to make it as big as possible?

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<v Speaker 1>When is this peanuts Freedom Farm?

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<v Speaker 4>This is Peanuts Freedom Farm?

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<v Speaker 1>So all these animals stay there just for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of their lives. Are you trying to get them back

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<v Speaker 1>out to other places?

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<v Speaker 4>We do have an adoption program for our horses and

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<v Speaker 4>our goats, but it kind of depends because we take

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<v Speaker 4>so many in that are older, have disabilities, have lingering injuries,

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<v Speaker 4>or need medications. We're going to keep them. So we

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<v Speaker 4>do have healthier animals as well that we're hoping to

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<v Speaker 4>get back into loving families. Okay, I'm not a horse guy,

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<v Speaker 4>and I will go and hang out with them all

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<v Speaker 4>day long. They're the coolest.

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<v Speaker 1>Asking for a friend, do you have any raccoons soon? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>So?

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<v Speaker 1>And do you have visitors that can come to the

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<v Speaker 1>farm and check things out.

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<v Speaker 4>All of the time, literally touch things everything you could

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<v Speaker 4>be touched?

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<v Speaker 1>What do they all have names? They all have names,

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<v Speaker 1>you know all their names for.

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<v Speaker 4>The most part, yes, sometimes there's a goat or two

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<v Speaker 4>that don't really remember. And then I realized that my

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<v Speaker 4>wife snuck two more goat.

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<v Speaker 1>In, and so there was one day I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>those people are like hide shoes in their trucks. Your

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<v Speaker 1>wife sneaks in goats goats. I like her, this is great.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna come touch all the animals on your farm.

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<v Speaker 1>Drop it real quickly. If people want to donate to

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<v Speaker 1>Peanuts Freedom Farm, I'm saying peanut because we're getting to

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<v Speaker 1>some other stuff in a minute. Peanuts Freedom Farm, how

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<v Speaker 1>would they do that?

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<v Speaker 4>We do have a website and Peanuts abbreviated p and

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<v Speaker 4>uts Peanuts Freedofarm dot com. We also have an Instagram

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<v Speaker 4>Peanuts Freedom Farm. We've been just kind of rolling with

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<v Speaker 4>the punches.

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<v Speaker 1>Now your background earlier, you were saying you have two degrees.

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<v Speaker 4>You are educated in what mechanical engineering and criminal justice? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So this whole social media thing was never a real

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<v Speaker 4>big thing for me for the most part. For a while,

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<v Speaker 4>I hid my face and then people are like, well,

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<v Speaker 4>who's this guy behind the squirrel? Yeah, so I incorporated

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<v Speaker 4>my and I was like, well, I have really bad anxiety,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, this will be a really good

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<v Speaker 4>way for me to work on it fight, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>show the world who I am. They might take a

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<v Speaker 4>liking or they might think I'm a dick. So we

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<v Speaker 4>just got to go with it. So I used it

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<v Speaker 4>in my benefit to kind of break out of my

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<v Speaker 4>shell because I am just introvert. I'm a homebody, and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, you know, this would be cool if

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the background noise of this scirl, we can make

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<v Speaker 4>some funny content. I think people will just enjoy this

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<v Speaker 4>very much.

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<v Speaker 1>Has it worked with the anxiety? Has it helped you?

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<v Speaker 4>It really has. You know, you've been doing interviews like this.

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<v Speaker 4>You give me three years ago you wouldn't have seen me.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have been like, thank you, but no, thank

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<v Speaker 4>you really? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still working? Are you still doing a day

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<v Speaker 1>job I am? Or has this given you the.

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<v Speaker 4>Freedom I will never stop doing my day job?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>As cool and awesome as the internet stuff is, it's

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<v Speaker 4>a wave. And I think the more that you understand

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<v Speaker 4>it's a wave, yea, the better you'll be out in

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<v Speaker 4>the long run.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct. So the reason I ask has this taken you

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<v Speaker 1>in a completely different direction from your job? Is because

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<v Speaker 1>as we started watching Peanut to fly onto your hand.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk in It's very adorable, all great, and then

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<v Speaker 1>your pants got tired and tighter. Was this on purpose?

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<v Speaker 4>This was not on purpose? And I will, oh, come on,

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<v Speaker 4>I will fight this till the day I died. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So two things happen and people are like, you're full

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<v Speaker 4>of shit playing hockey my entire life. I had emergency

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<v Speaker 4>surgery on my groin. Nothing crazy. They cut me open

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<v Speaker 4>four different spots from my belly button down to my manhood.

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<v Speaker 4>I became one percent woman that day. They gave me

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<v Speaker 4>a big patch of the vaginal mesh my left side

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<v Speaker 4>of my groin. Didn't tell me that, right, I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>yip is it? And you know I do get lingering

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<v Speaker 4>pain from it. So I always wore compression clothes, so

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<v Speaker 4>that was always my thing. And then cool thing that

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<v Speaker 4>I got was a cool gym sponsorship. So this company

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<v Speaker 4>was sending me close and first time they send me clothes,

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<v Speaker 4>I called the rep and I was like, dude, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think I could wear these and he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>what do you mean? And I sent him a picture

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like you sure? These are extra large

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<v Speaker 4>and he was like yeah, I was like, they don't

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<v Speaker 4>look extra large. I think I'm gonna get ridiculed for this.

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<v Speaker 4>He was like, make a video, see how it goes,

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<v Speaker 4>and we'll send you more clothes. Oh and I was

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<v Speaker 4>like this setup fair enough deal. I was like, just

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<v Speaker 4>keep am exl because I don't think I could go

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<v Speaker 4>any smaller than this and I would just get chewed

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<v Speaker 4>apart on the internet. Like you shop at the baby Gap,

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<v Speaker 4>you steal your They do look tight, but it was

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<v Speaker 4>never intentional. I think what really happened was I got

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<v Speaker 4>a little off tracolate peanuts diet. He loves avocado boy

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<v Speaker 4>got thick. The man when he jumped couldn't go anywhere

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<v Speaker 4>but straight. So from the calendar, I am around six

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<v Speaker 4>to one mm hmm. My booty is right next to

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<v Speaker 4>the counter, so he wasn't jumping any lower. He wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>jumping any higher. He just landed on my landing pad,

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<v Speaker 4>which Hockey helped me build.

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<v Speaker 1>So, through a series of strange coincidences, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>company that wanted to sponsor you. They gave you pants

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<v Speaker 1>that just happened to be tight. And now we have

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<v Speaker 1>a squirrel who's gained a couple pounds and can't jump

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<v Speaker 1>any higher than right at the butt and what happens

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<v Speaker 1>from there?

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<v Speaker 4>Again, the biggest thing about the kitchen stuff was I

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<v Speaker 4>would find him in my oatmeal. I would find him

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<v Speaker 4>in the refrigerator. There was one day I was getting

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<v Speaker 4>the milk from the refrigerator. I shout the refrigerator. Couldn't

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<v Speaker 4>find Peanut for like forty five minutes. I'm panicking around

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<v Speaker 4>the house, and then I went back downstairs and the

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<v Speaker 4>milk is literally seeping through the refrigerator and I open

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<v Speaker 4>the door. Milk's everywhere. He jumped to me, and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, cute, So you're living my dream life. He also

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<v Speaker 1>almost maybe throwze to that. So initially the internet is

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculing you your meadium pants. I see what you're doing here, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? How did this then turn into OnlyFans?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm gonna read you real quickly what this bio says.

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<v Speaker 1>It says the New York based engineer has become an

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<v Speaker 1>unlikely TikTok sensation by documenting his unique relationship with Peanut

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<v Speaker 1>the squirrel, Though some fans appear to be scratching multiple

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<v Speaker 1>itches as they follow the duo's exploits as one gay

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<v Speaker 1>fan put it in the comments. Come for the nuts,

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<v Speaker 1>stay for the meat. How did we get here? Mark?

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<v Speaker 4>Just I happen to get a message, and again I

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<v Speaker 4>kind of beget that that message to hey, do you

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<v Speaker 4>have a page? Do you have a page yet? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you have a page yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it mostly men mostly women?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a large majority of men. Yes, okay, it

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<v Speaker 4>was a large majority. Again, I wanted to do two things.

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted to reiterate that I was straight, so it

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<v Speaker 4>didn't bait anybody into thinking something else, Because the biggest

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<v Speaker 4>thing that I've learned out of this entire thing is

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<v Speaker 4>a gay man's compliment. Take that and run with it,

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<v Speaker 4>because gay men will tell you straight to your face.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes they will, that you're ugly and you need to

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<v Speaker 4>go play in traffic.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've never felt better about myself or worse about

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<v Speaker 1>myself than when gay guys say things to me. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, and other times I think,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, okay, most of mine are like, you would do

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<v Speaker 4>that to me.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're getting flooded by compliments, mostly gay men, and

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<v Speaker 1>you think it maybe some money in this I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I did one of those did you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>By yourself or did you have an influence from someone else?

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<v Speaker 4>I did this okay, And it was in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 4>after a shower, and I was like, could I see

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<v Speaker 4>myself doing this? So call my mom and dad. My

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<v Speaker 4>mom and dad are the hell out of here stubborn

0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:20.679
<v Speaker 4>Italians but the most down to earth people, and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, if I'm going to do this, I need

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<v Speaker 4>to make sure everybody around me is okay with this.

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<v Speaker 4>So I called my dad and he's like, what.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you have to explain to them what OnlyFans? Was?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, see they your dad knew. My mom and

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<v Speaker 4>dad know everything. My mom and dad are in their fifties.

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<v Speaker 4>They think they're in their twenties, still party and hard,

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<v Speaker 4>having fun, and they were like, shit, if you're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>make a ton of money, go have a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you explain to them what all you would be doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Which I don't know yet and I'm gonna get to

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<v Speaker 1>that in a second.

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<v Speaker 4>But the first thing I said was like, I might

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<v Speaker 4>sell some feet picks and my mom's sign me up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>And everybody's just like, all right, if you're doing the

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<v Speaker 4>feet thing, and I was like, well, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>see how this goes and see. You know, best part

0:20:58.560 --> 0:21:01.719
<v Speaker 4>about this website is you kind of have your own rules.

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<v Speaker 4>So uh, that was what I was juggling. My parents

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<v Speaker 4>were like, go ahead and do it. Have fun. We're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna laugh at you the entire time.

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<v Speaker 1>No way, at this point are they thinking it's just

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<v Speaker 1>feet picks.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they had a gist of it was going

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<v Speaker 4>to be a little bit of everything. As a kid,

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<v Speaker 4>I never really had clothes on, so they kind of

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<v Speaker 4>thought this was going to happen anyways, and it just

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<v Speaker 4>felt more comfortable in the house. I didn't go out parading,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, the nude the nude self, but uh, you know, indoors,

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<v Speaker 4>I was just like, you know, fuck it, but you

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<v Speaker 4>know I started it, and uh it exploded like literally

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<v Speaker 4>yeah nu when in when nuts out? And that was

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<v Speaker 4>That was kind of a day. One hit a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of money, and I'm not a materialistic person. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>want to go Everybody's like, go buy a car, Like

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<v Speaker 4>for what, I have a car, right, you know, go

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<v Speaker 4>buy this, go by that. My guys, I really don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna buy hundreds of animals, right, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>That was my biggest goal was you know this This

0:21:57.720 --> 0:21:59.520
<v Speaker 4>organization was like, we can make a lot of money,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, well, what's a lot of money?

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<v Speaker 1>Only fans is talking to you, Hey, we can make

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<v Speaker 1>the money.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay. We went and it was like the whole

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<v Speaker 4>mob thing. We could we could really do that, and

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<v Speaker 4>we kind of we beat that number by a mile.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah really yeah. I was like, you could go on

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<v Speaker 4>the internet and see everything for free.

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<v Speaker 1>And wait, at this point, is it still fie or

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<v Speaker 1>have you graduated to other things.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I did a little bit of a photo set,

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<v Speaker 4>nothing too crazy. I think everybody just wanted to see

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<v Speaker 4>what was underneath and wait, do.

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<v Speaker 1>You prep for the photo shoot? Are you going like Drake?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see the Drake video?

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<v Speaker 4>I saw that this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving in and I was like, good for you, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>only fans.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, you don't have enough money. You could do

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<v Speaker 4>You could do much much better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make a million, right yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it was just like I put my camera in

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<v Speaker 4>the corner of my bathroom and I was like, this

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<v Speaker 4>is ridiculous, let's do it. You know. I did like

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<v Speaker 4>one of these like jiggles and I was like, ok.

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<v Speaker 1>I was okay, so this is on camera. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if it just caught that wiggle. I'm gonna try,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah a little bit. Well, maybe we'll have to have

0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:03.719
<v Speaker 1>you stand up and do the wiggle. But you can

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<v Speaker 1>also catch it on those only fans. Okay, so you

0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:07.600
<v Speaker 1>get up here in the bathroom, You're like, this is it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do this wiggle.

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<v Speaker 4>I did a little research, reached out to a guy

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<v Speaker 4>who's doing pretty well, and I was like, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you do? What do you do that a straight guy

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<v Speaker 4>can do? And he was like, armpits?

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<v Speaker 1>What okay, just showing your armpigs. Get the hell out

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<v Speaker 1>of here, Diamond, Are you taking notes? Are we going

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<v Speaker 1>to be doing this?

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<v Speaker 4>Yo? This was the farthest out of the room that

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<v Speaker 4>I've ever been. We were looking to relocate because we

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<v Speaker 4>had a couple of horses already and we were looking

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<v Speaker 4>for a small stable with a house and nothing too. Again,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't want to turn this in to be like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh I got all this money like it was nothing

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<v Speaker 4>like that. And we found this ranch, this this farm

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<v Speaker 4>in upstate New York, and it was a perfect It

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<v Speaker 4>was everything that we would ever want. And I know

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't like the best way but I paid for

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<v Speaker 4>the property with my only fans money.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're talking that much money.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we did paid it off, we bought it, and

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I got to start the bigger. I donated

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<v Speaker 4>all of the construction, you know. And again I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>want to like be like, hey, guys, I did all

0:24:08.480 --> 0:24:10.400
<v Speaker 4>this stuff and people be like, well you just you're

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<v Speaker 4>waving your your man parts around the internet. Is like,

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<v Speaker 4>who care? I just I don't want these two to mix.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I don't want to be the only fans

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<v Speaker 4>guy that's saving animals.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to wipe your dick around a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of animals, right, I think that might be illegal, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Might be Yeah, you might not see me after that,

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<v Speaker 4>if you know. When it was like, oh now there's

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<v Speaker 4>this sexy farmer scroll daddy, and I was like, we're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna run with it, but I'm going to keep it

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<v Speaker 4>separately from Peanuts page. So I think when when you

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<v Speaker 4>guys kind of mentioned his page again, when you guys

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<v Speaker 4>found out my only fans, yeah, I had posted it

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<v Speaker 4>once on there and then you know, I got like

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<v Speaker 4>really good positivity, but I was like, this is kind

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<v Speaker 4>of a family page, and I don't want to have

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<v Speaker 4>my shirt off on this page. I was like, every

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<v Speaker 4>once in a while somebody would send me something funny

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<v Speaker 4>or unique and I would wear it in a video,

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<v Speaker 4>but then it backfired. So like, somebody sent me this,

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<v Speaker 4>like you're he in underwear? It was a squirrel like

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<v Speaker 4>there was squirrels all over it, and I'm like, Halloween,

0:25:05.720 --> 0:25:08.920
<v Speaker 4>I'll write squirrel cowboy on my chest. Wear these underwear,

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:11.399
<v Speaker 4>get Peanut and his cowboy hat and make something funny.

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:14.600
<v Speaker 4>And people were like, what the fuck are you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>There are children on this page, and I was like, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just a joke. It was Halloween. I was like, no, like,

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<v Speaker 4>just enjoy the squirrel, Like, how many squirrels you see

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<v Speaker 4>that are living in a house wearing cowboy hat holding

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<v Speaker 4>his side? How are we missing this in my life?

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<v Speaker 1>Zero?

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<v Speaker 4>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>One?

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<v Speaker 4>And that's where I started, like my squirrel Dad account.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you have drop them real quickly. So Peanut

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<v Speaker 1>the squirrel is at Peanut Underscore the Underscore Squirrel twelve. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's where you have, oh shit, little followers, like

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<v Speaker 1>half a million there, Squirrel Daddy.

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead, girl, a squirrel Underscore Dad Underscore twelve is there?

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<v Speaker 1>Another squirrel Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>There was all sick there was. I reached out and

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, listen, man, I'm the squirrel Daddy. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't want this title, but I got this title. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>can I have it? He was like nope.

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<v Speaker 1>They always say no.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Some rapper tried to fight me for baby Hot Sauce

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<v Speaker 1>and I told him he could have it if he

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<v Speaker 1>would have a rap battle with me and then whoever

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<v Speaker 1>won would get the name. And he said absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>And now all these years later, Instagram is flagging me

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<v Speaker 1>for being a child predator because you can't use the

0:26:13.840 --> 0:26:16.400
<v Speaker 1>word baby in hot together. So I'm Shadow band. We're

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<v Speaker 1>working on it. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>They took away Peanuts TikTok. Why peanut had four million

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<v Speaker 4>followers on TikTok?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened to peanutsticks?

0:26:24.240 --> 0:26:26.399
<v Speaker 4>Somebody hacked peanuts TikTok? They took it away.

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<v Speaker 1>All What happened? What they hacked with?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, okay, but one day I went on

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<v Speaker 4>there and I was by Permia band talking to TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's not funny, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just like, what did I do? I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you go on TikTok? And you could see everybody's only fans. Yeah,

0:26:40.640 --> 0:26:42.200
<v Speaker 4>you could see people in the back of a bus

0:26:42.280 --> 0:26:44.800
<v Speaker 4>talking about what they've done on OnlyFans. And you want

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<v Speaker 4>to take away my account. That's what the squirrel.

0:26:46.480 --> 0:26:47.880
<v Speaker 1>So you had to rebuild, you had to start over.

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<v Speaker 1>Just give it up there.

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<v Speaker 4>I gave it off. It was kids and stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 4>which was great. It was cool to get kids. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, you know, and again the comments I just

0:26:57.160 --> 0:26:59.479
<v Speaker 4>couldn't deal with anymore. It was just ridiculous. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>like he branched out for Peanuts Facebook, which did very well.

0:27:03.560 --> 0:27:07.480
<v Speaker 4>We landed on lad Bible and like he ended up

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:09.800
<v Speaker 4>getting like two hundred million views on a video on there.

0:27:09.920 --> 0:27:12.080
<v Speaker 1>And he's a star. Does he know that he's a star?

0:27:12.240 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 4>He knew it on day one.

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:15.680
<v Speaker 1>And he spoils himself with avocado.

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<v Speaker 4>It's unbelievable. Like a quick little story about him. He

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<v Speaker 4>does the vet annually. There was a week he stopped

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:23.560
<v Speaker 4>eating and I'm like, he's dead.

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:25.879
<v Speaker 1>So he's died twice so far, once dagging in the

0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:28.400
<v Speaker 1>car and now when he stopped eating, go to the vet.

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<v Speaker 4>Vet goes in, comes out immediately and it's like a

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<v Speaker 4>slow walk down the hallway, and I'm like, oh no,

0:27:34.359 --> 0:27:37.120
<v Speaker 4>oh no, he alright, comes up. He's like, Mark, he's fine, Mike,

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 4>what do you mean he hasn't eat in seven days?

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<v Speaker 4>How is he fine? He's like, go to the store,

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<v Speaker 4>get organic stuff. Feed him the organic stuff, like I

0:27:47.280 --> 0:27:49.600
<v Speaker 4>clean his fruits and vegetables. All right.

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:50.440
<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't afford to go organic for this squirrel. I

0:27:54.480 --> 0:27:56.280
<v Speaker 4>go and get organic food. He devours it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I had put two little bowls down, regular food. Organic

0:28:01.680 --> 0:28:03.840
<v Speaker 4>food can touch the regular food destroyed so.

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:05.600
<v Speaker 1>He could smell the chemicals and the icky stuff on

0:28:05.640 --> 0:28:07.480
<v Speaker 1>the Oh wow, but that should be a sign for

0:28:07.520 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>all of us. If the squirrel won't eat it.

0:28:09.840 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 4>Why are we exactly?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm fascinated by the only fans. How long did

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<v Speaker 1>it take from the time you started it too? When

0:28:15.880 --> 0:28:16.560
<v Speaker 1>did you start it?

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<v Speaker 4>About a year and a couple of months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>In a year and a couple months, you were able

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 1>to save enough money solely from that to buy a farm.

0:28:24.040 --> 0:28:25.320
<v Speaker 1>That's three hundred and how many acres?

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<v Speaker 4>Three hundred fifty acres.

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<v Speaker 1>Three hundred and fifty acres. You made that much?

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<v Speaker 4>Yea, holy shit? Yeah, done it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do this, and she's nodding, not yet knowing you.

0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 4>I gotta do is put some pudding in a bucket

0:28:35.520 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 4>and step on it and somebody will buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was saying that today, I said, I have seen

0:28:39.600 --> 0:28:41.680
<v Speaker 1>so many different things that are not even that sexual

0:28:41.680 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 1>that my parents wouldn't be mad about that. I could

0:28:43.360 --> 0:28:45.760
<v Speaker 1>be okay with like the crush porn thing. Smashing some

0:28:45.800 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes, right, I do that for free when I'm drunk.

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:51.000
<v Speaker 1>Why would I not get paid for it? You are

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 1>an inspiration.

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<v Speaker 4>Two birds at one stone exactly.

0:28:53.520 --> 0:28:54.959
<v Speaker 1>I would never hurt an animal, though I know they

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:56.960
<v Speaker 1>do some weird things with that squshporn y. I would

0:28:57.000 --> 0:29:00.640
<v Speaker 1>never step on a fish mashed potatoes sign me, no problem.

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:04.040
<v Speaker 4>The whole cake category, what if you ever want to help.

0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm a good baker, so so.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need good cakes. They're just getting farted.

0:29:11.680 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 4>I could bake things. They're good, might be perfect for

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:15.600
<v Speaker 4>the feet.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this. You're an inspiration.

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<v Speaker 4>Wild and again I never really I don't know. And

0:29:22.680 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 4>the whole kind of thing is very confusing to me,

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:27.040
<v Speaker 4>because again Internet's free. You could see a lot of things.

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 4>Just the squirrel guy, Well, what.

0:29:29.520 --> 0:29:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you think is different about this? Then do you

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>interact with people personally? Like, what are they getting that's

0:29:33.360 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>different than just going to a porn hub and searching

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 1>whatever it is that they would search. What's different about

0:29:38.200 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>only fans?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I'm just a little bit more personal. I

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:42.960
<v Speaker 4>think the most shocking thing that people get are like,

0:29:42.960 --> 0:29:44.720
<v Speaker 4>oh my god, you answered my message. I'm like, well,

0:29:44.760 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 4>the least I could do is say thank you and

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:50.000
<v Speaker 4>spark up your small talk, because you, guys are the

0:29:50.000 --> 0:29:52.760
<v Speaker 4>reasons why I get to do this. I met like

0:29:52.800 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 4>one of my really good friends. He subscribed to my

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:57.760
<v Speaker 4>only Fans, and me and him became.

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:58.720
<v Speaker 1>Were you friends before? After?

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<v Speaker 4>After?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 4>And again? Like this is the biggest and the funniest

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 4>thing is usually like when people say only fans are

0:30:06.280 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 4>thinking like the raunchiest things you could possibly Sure, yeah,

0:30:09.880 --> 0:30:12.680
<v Speaker 4>you'll get a large majority of people that just want

0:30:12.720 --> 0:30:13.320
<v Speaker 4>a conversation.

0:30:13.800 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wellliness is an epidemic. We talk about that on

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm lonely all the time, so it's nice that I

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:20.040
<v Speaker 4>don't have to talk to animals all the time. My

0:30:20.080 --> 0:30:21.880
<v Speaker 4>wife just kicks me out and to go do something,

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:23.920
<v Speaker 4>So it's nice to like just be like, hey, you know,

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:26.360
<v Speaker 4>like I am a person. This is a cool journey.

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 4>But you know, like I have no problem to have

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:32.440
<v Speaker 4>a conversation with you, especially if it's like animals or

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:34.560
<v Speaker 4>you know what I could do to make your only

0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:38.760
<v Speaker 4>fans experience a little bit better within my limits, you know.

0:30:38.880 --> 0:30:40.760
<v Speaker 4>But some people say some some wild stuff.

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever blocked someone like, dude, that's a little

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<v Speaker 1>too far from me?

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:47.920
<v Speaker 4>It's like and again I'm just like, hey, no judgment,

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 4>but I don't do that. And it's like you sure,

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, can you mention what it was? Go number

0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 4>two on the toilet and film yourself, film yourself saying

0:30:56.240 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 4>the shit. Yeah, but like here was the kicker was like,

0:30:59.400 --> 0:31:02.360
<v Speaker 4>bend over in your closet ship on a towel and

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 4>point the camera so we could see it all.

0:31:04.280 --> 0:31:06.520
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wait, how much were they offering?

0:31:06.760 --> 0:31:07.240
<v Speaker 4>Not enough?

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I would have been enough? Was is there a

0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:10.920
<v Speaker 1>number that would have been enough?

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 4>Like you got it? It's like set like that's a

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:12.880
<v Speaker 4>big one.

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>That's a seven figure.

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 4>That's a seven figure for me.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Because your face isn't all of this right, You'll know

0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 1>it's you, that's yeah.

0:31:18.440 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 4>And I have distinctive tattoos So if I didn't show

0:31:20.680 --> 0:31:22.480
<v Speaker 4>my face, you'd be like, oh yeah, that like I

0:31:22.680 --> 0:31:25.200
<v Speaker 4>peanut on my leg, tattoo peina on my leg. They'd

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:26.120
<v Speaker 4>be like, oh yeah, that's Mark.

0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:28.760
<v Speaker 1>So you draw the line a shitting on a towel, Yeah,

0:31:28.800 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>that was That was it.

0:31:29.680 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 4>There was a lot of there's nothing that's going inside me, okay,

0:31:32.680 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 4>and there's no you know that the peeing and the

0:31:35.880 --> 0:31:38.560
<v Speaker 4>shipping thing. We're gonna, you know, bypass that part.

0:31:38.880 --> 0:31:40.240
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to talk about how much you hate

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 1>the term squirrel daddy? But you're just leaning into it.

0:31:42.440 --> 0:31:45.920
<v Speaker 4>No, I know. I'm trying my best to like figure

0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:48.320
<v Speaker 4>out a way from my brain and heart to like

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 4>take this in and stride.

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:52.440
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing because daddy discuss you.

0:31:52.360 --> 0:31:55.120
<v Speaker 4>Daddy, I can't. It takes the soul out of my body.

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I agree, it's kind of gross. Yeah, So this whole

0:31:57.920 --> 0:32:00.360
<v Speaker 1>thing has been really great for you. What is the

0:32:00.400 --> 0:32:02.840
<v Speaker 1>biggest change in your life and what's the coolest thing

0:32:02.840 --> 0:32:04.920
<v Speaker 1>that has come from it? Besides the freedom farm, because

0:32:04.920 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 1>obviously that's that's a great one.

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 4>I think it's just given us a little bit more

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:14.800
<v Speaker 4>flexibility with our life, you know, getting out there, you

0:32:14.840 --> 0:32:16.560
<v Speaker 4>get to meet a lot of new people. You get

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:19.040
<v Speaker 4>to a lot of like experience you never thought you

0:32:19.120 --> 0:32:22.880
<v Speaker 4>would imagine doing traveling to Europe for some cool stuff

0:32:22.880 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 4>and doing a commercial because you're the squirrel guy. That

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:27.040
<v Speaker 4>was pretty cool. Also got to talk to a lot

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 4>of celebrities and that was really cool.

0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:30.400
<v Speaker 1>He was your favorite.

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:34.440
<v Speaker 4>I did a whole Jersey Shore kind of video for them.

0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:37.640
<v Speaker 4>Jay Well like followed Peanut and started liking a bunch

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:39.080
<v Speaker 4>of his stuff and I'm like, this is the coolest thing.

0:32:39.160 --> 0:32:41.760
<v Speaker 4>And then like Demi Levado did it, and then like

0:32:41.920 --> 0:32:45.560
<v Speaker 4>Rosie o'donalds. You're getting like just all different sides of

0:32:45.600 --> 0:32:49.240
<v Speaker 4>the spectrum when it came to like celebrities and you know,

0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 4>and then like Andy Cohen talked about Peanut and me

0:32:52.040 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 4>and told me how to find Booty and I was like,

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 4>just jack on right. He was like the pug dude

0:32:57.960 --> 0:33:00.080
<v Speaker 4>is good, but have you seen the squirrel guy. I

0:33:00.160 --> 0:33:03.720
<v Speaker 4>was like, fucking nail. I find well that I beat

0:33:03.760 --> 0:33:05.520
<v Speaker 4>the pug guy. Don't know who this guy is. I'm

0:33:05.560 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 4>sure you're doing well, but I'm better.

0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:11.760
<v Speaker 1>And what's what is I mean as far as experiences,

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 1>what are some of the cooler experiences? Because you said

0:33:13.760 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>you traveled the world.

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:16.960
<v Speaker 4>I've gotten to go and talk with Peanut and do

0:33:17.080 --> 0:33:20.520
<v Speaker 4>a lot of really awesome things with kids. Like we

0:33:20.760 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 4>established like waffle Wednesdays for Peanut, and we just kind

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:27.480
<v Speaker 4>of I did my protein waffles and I just told everybody, like, hey,

0:33:27.480 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 4>calvaries don't count on Wednesday. It's waffle Wednesday.

0:33:30.080 --> 0:33:32.160
<v Speaker 1>Then we still lying to children, lying to children.

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 4>It terrible.

0:33:32.840 --> 0:33:35.880
<v Speaker 1>It was terrible asking for a friend again. This waffle Wednesday.

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Can adults get in on it.

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 4>This adult will put down whole box waffles and tell

0:33:40.880 --> 0:33:41.880
<v Speaker 4>everybody doesn't count.

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:44.000
<v Speaker 4>If people are like, you're in the fitness I'm like,

0:33:44.040 --> 0:33:45.480
<v Speaker 4>I do fitness so that I could eat a bunch

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:47.360
<v Speaker 4>of crap out. I'm notts of posted to I don't

0:33:47.360 --> 0:33:49.720
<v Speaker 4>do fitness to be a meathead. I will finish the

0:33:49.760 --> 0:33:52.200
<v Speaker 4>gym and go get twelve donuts. Before I came here.

0:33:52.280 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 4>I ate twelve Krispy Kreme donuts.

0:33:54.360 --> 0:33:55.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't believe. I don't want to hear this stuff

0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>some people I don't know. I don't want to hear

0:33:58.080 --> 0:33:59.480
<v Speaker 1>it from people who work out and have a lot

0:33:59.520 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 1>of muscles. Zero body felt, oh house the pizza. I

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:03.880
<v Speaker 1>just take twelve don't I find you to be a liar. Listen,

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm sign fans to watch you eat twelve donuts because

0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't buy it.

0:34:09.239 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 4>Entire section of food eating. We'll do it like the

0:34:12.960 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 4>ASMR or whatever.

0:34:14.000 --> 0:34:15.839
<v Speaker 1>It is, chewing right in the microphone.

0:34:16.080 --> 0:34:19.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh man, donut, sushi cakes, cheese cake, lactose and tolerant.

0:34:19.960 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 4>But I'll suck it through once again.

0:34:22.480 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>That could really help you out with what that guy

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:25.240
<v Speaker 1>wanted you to do on the towel.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Maybe, like that's a whole new avenue I need to incorporate. Yeah,

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:30.040
<v Speaker 4>I have to tell you this because this is funny.

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:32.560
<v Speaker 4>Because it happens to be about my parents too, It's

0:34:32.560 --> 0:34:34.440
<v Speaker 4>gould be a laughable one. So I had a gentleman

0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:37.160
<v Speaker 4>ask for a pair of socks, and he wanted them

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 4>like raunchy. Problem is, I don't have stinky feet. My

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 4>dad has the stinkiest feet I have ever smelled my

0:34:42.120 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 4>entire life. So we had a day on the farm.

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 4>I pocketed up his socks shipped him out to this man.

0:34:48.239 --> 0:34:50.520
<v Speaker 4>The man messaged me and said those were the best

0:34:50.640 --> 0:34:54.280
<v Speaker 4>socks he has ever had in his entire Because.

0:34:54.040 --> 0:34:55.720
<v Speaker 1>People who are into that, they like like the funky

0:34:55.800 --> 0:34:57.839
<v Speaker 1>or the better. Yeah, and he said your dad's funky

0:34:57.880 --> 0:34:59.839
<v Speaker 1>feet were the best he's ever had, but he thought

0:34:59.880 --> 0:35:00.560
<v Speaker 1>that they were yours.

0:35:00.560 --> 0:35:02.840
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, So called up my dad. I was like, listen,

0:35:03.400 --> 0:35:07.400
<v Speaker 4>they need about twelve pairs of those every month. And

0:35:07.440 --> 0:35:09.360
<v Speaker 4>he was like, how much is my cut? I'm ye,

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:10.759
<v Speaker 4>no cut cut.

0:35:10.960 --> 0:35:12.120
<v Speaker 1>You make your dad work for free.

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:14.240
<v Speaker 4>He comes up here and makes me pay for everything

0:35:14.239 --> 0:35:18.319
<v Speaker 4>that happens up here. So I definitely say thank you

0:35:18.400 --> 0:35:19.200
<v Speaker 4>in my own ways.

0:35:19.719 --> 0:35:21.680
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so is this guy a repeat customer? He's

0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:22.880
<v Speaker 1>a stinky sock man.

0:35:23.120 --> 0:35:25.319
<v Speaker 4>I'll get like dms. That'll be like I had the

0:35:25.400 --> 0:35:27.879
<v Speaker 4>most fun with myself looking at you today and I'm like.

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Snipping your sock.

0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever tell them like ha ha, joke's on you.

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:32.920
<v Speaker 1>That's my dad.

0:35:33.000 --> 0:35:33.480
<v Speaker 4>There was one.

0:35:34.040 --> 0:35:36.520
<v Speaker 1>It was one, Okay, So you've got the nasty socks.

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>The people requesting that maybe do something weird in the closet.

0:35:39.719 --> 0:35:42.600
<v Speaker 1>What other strange, strange only fans request have you gotten,

0:35:42.640 --> 0:35:45.799
<v Speaker 1>because I know they're weird. It's mostly clothes, like they

0:35:45.840 --> 0:35:47.720
<v Speaker 1>want like your shirt jeans.

0:35:47.960 --> 0:35:50.080
<v Speaker 4>I'll have people send me jeans to wear to the

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:51.560
<v Speaker 4>gym so I could sweating.

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Them jeans at the gym jeans do people look at

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:54.600
<v Speaker 1>you like, who's the flicker in the gym?

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:55.680
<v Speaker 4>They're like, who's that dick?

0:35:56.000 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:35:56.719 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 4>And I like, I don't tell anybody, but.

0:35:58.520 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 1>You don't tell them. Oh, I'm just doing this.

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, nothing like oh sorry, I was out working. I

0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:08.280
<v Speaker 4>didn't have time to change. Was a farm life, you know, yeah,

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:11.720
<v Speaker 4>like these aren't farm jeans. They're tighter than your farm jeens.

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:14.439
<v Speaker 1>So they want you to sweat and really tight jeans

0:36:14.440 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 1>and then you send them jeans, right.

0:36:15.600 --> 0:36:18.640
<v Speaker 4>But they also want me to rub like skin marks

0:36:18.680 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 4>on them and like the fluids in there and everything.

0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:26.279
<v Speaker 1>Do you give up your DNA to these people? I mean, well,

0:36:26.320 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>I guess the sweaty stock with yours that's not yours.

0:36:28.560 --> 0:36:30.400
<v Speaker 4>No, No, I don't go that far.

0:36:30.520 --> 0:36:32.399
<v Speaker 1>But sweaty jeans, there's probably something there.

0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:35.239
<v Speaker 4>My my biggest thing. And I sat down with my

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 4>friends because they love to make fun of me with

0:36:36.640 --> 0:36:38.560
<v Speaker 4>this stuff. What if this person goes out and kills somebody,

0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:40.400
<v Speaker 4>puts your DNA all over things?

0:36:40.680 --> 0:36:42.560
<v Speaker 1>How much DNA are you sending them? Man?

0:36:42.880 --> 0:36:44.640
<v Speaker 4>But that was my That was where I was like, Okay,

0:36:44.640 --> 0:36:47.000
<v Speaker 4>maybe I don't do the DNA thing. Maybe we we

0:36:47.320 --> 0:36:48.920
<v Speaker 4>we don't do that because it was like, can you

0:36:48.920 --> 0:36:51.120
<v Speaker 4>send me a condom? And I'm like, no, no.

0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:53.319
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have like babies running around Somehow, I don't

0:36:53.360 --> 0:36:54.960
<v Speaker 1>know how it all happened.

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:57.239
<v Speaker 4>Like this is okay, we're gonna put a limitation on this.

0:36:57.320 --> 0:36:59.839
<v Speaker 4>I'll wear clothes and sweat and them. I'm fine with that.

0:37:00.400 --> 0:37:00.720
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Wiping my ass with the jeams, I just worre to

0:37:02.480 --> 0:37:04.400
<v Speaker 4>the gym. I don't think I'm gonna do that. This

0:37:04.560 --> 0:37:10.480
<v Speaker 4>is incredible and I think this was the perfect thing

0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:14.120
<v Speaker 4>for society these days to allow people to express themselves.

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing a service for humanity. Have you recruited other

0:37:19.480 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>people to be part of I mean, this is very enticing.

0:37:22.440 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 4>So I have a lot of people reach out, okay,

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 4>and I just kind of go through the pros and cons.

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:27.880
<v Speaker 1>What are the cons?

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 4>You don't want to lose your job, you want to

0:37:30.239 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 4>make it?

0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:31.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how does that work?

0:37:32.120 --> 0:37:35.520
<v Speaker 4>Again? I went to everybody and was like, hey, this

0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:38.080
<v Speaker 4>is a good opportunity for me. What do you think?

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 4>And it was just like if it doesn't affect my life,

0:37:40.800 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't affect work, doesn't affect anything.

0:37:44.600 --> 0:37:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't feel like we get a raise for that

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:47.879
<v Speaker 1>around here, right, And.

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:49.480
<v Speaker 4>I kind of just tell people, you know, this is

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<v Speaker 4>a forever thing. You know, you don't want to go

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<v Speaker 4>into it having a regret or think you might have

0:37:53.800 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 4>a regret one day, you know, because again, if you're

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<v Speaker 4>doing this and you're looking for like a serious relationship,

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<v Speaker 4>it's very difficult.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait did your only fans come before? After the relationship?

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<v Speaker 4>After the relationship?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so so you talked to her about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just kind of like, hey, what do you

0:38:08.719 --> 0:38:11.920
<v Speaker 4>think about this? And she was like, let's try it. Okay,

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.800
<v Speaker 4>you're already on the internet. Everybody you know judges you

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<v Speaker 4>with your clothes on. What's the harm in doing get

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<v Speaker 4>with no clothes on?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it is a nice little party trick though.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey it's mostly well in conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>People would always be like, you use the like pickup

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<v Speaker 4>line you want to see my squirrel? I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>you refer to it as a squirrel Internet if that

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<v Speaker 4>was not for me?

0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:36.840
<v Speaker 1>And you've met one of your good friends from a

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<v Speaker 1>site as they were a subscriber.

0:38:38.400 --> 0:38:41.840
<v Speaker 4>He is he owns his own vet clinic. Oh and

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:45.960
<v Speaker 4>the dude like saves animals on it consistent like, this

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<v Speaker 4>guy is one of the best human beings I ever met.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, it was nothing weird about this, and people

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<v Speaker 4>like that's really weird. I'm like from the outskirts, it's

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<v Speaker 4>very weird. But you get to meet people that you

0:38:57.000 --> 0:38:59.480
<v Speaker 4>didn't really think you would have a connection with.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's interesting that you said that. And I've taken

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<v Speaker 1>enough of your time. So I promised we were at

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<v Speaker 1>this up soon because I'll keep asking you like a

0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:09.080
<v Speaker 1>billion questions. But you have this giant online community, you're

0:39:09.120 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 1>close with your parents, you have a real job, and

0:39:13.000 --> 0:39:15.920
<v Speaker 1>you said you were still feeling lonely, lonely enough that

0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 1>you're talking to some people online who are also feeling lonely.

0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:21.960
<v Speaker 1>How many people do you run into who are just

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<v Speaker 1>super lonely and what do you suggest to do about that?

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<v Speaker 4>So I kind of always touch based on my mental

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<v Speaker 4>health because I don't think men talk about it enough.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't. Yeah, and I'm gonna say it louder.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I for thirty two years of my life, I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't say a word of it. I bottled it up.

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.520
<v Speaker 4>It was a terrible thing that I did, because it

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<v Speaker 4>would make me an angry person and attribute a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of my changes in life to the squirrel to peanut.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, he made me a more patient person. He

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<v Speaker 4>made me somebody who just realized, like this is not

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<v Speaker 4>a good way to live, like and I just kind

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<v Speaker 4>of started talking about a little bit more. And every

0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:59.319
<v Speaker 4>day I would be like, hey, guys, just wanted you know, like,

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:02.200
<v Speaker 4>last weeks have been really hard for me, Like anxiety

0:40:02.239 --> 0:40:03.719
<v Speaker 4>has been taken a toll. It's got a little bit

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:07.120
<v Speaker 4>of depression, roll through the punches, but just let you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like I don't like to fight alone, and if you're

0:40:09.239 --> 0:40:11.759
<v Speaker 4>ever having a tough time, you could always reach out.

0:40:12.000 --> 0:40:14.720
<v Speaker 4>I was born with big ears. I'm a good listener.

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<v Speaker 4>It would come down to people being like today I

0:40:17.320 --> 0:40:20.399
<v Speaker 4>thought was my last day until you know, I heard

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<v Speaker 4>your message and I'm like, again, I don't want accolades.

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to star from this. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 4>to win an award. It was just like, hey, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the social media stuff is a fantasy. What you see

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:33.080
<v Speaker 4>on the internet is not what you see in life,

0:40:33.160 --> 0:40:35.759
<v Speaker 4>and people have a hard time controlling what's fantasy and

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<v Speaker 4>what's real life.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, So you've helped people, do you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>they've helped you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and it's from the little cracks of the jokes,

0:40:43.480 --> 0:40:47.920
<v Speaker 4>and you know, you get more family style people that

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<v Speaker 4>will have no problem like hitting you with a joke

0:40:51.200 --> 0:40:54.160
<v Speaker 4>or cracking at your like weak points and you could laugh.

0:40:54.000 --> 0:40:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Back if you need that, you need to come around here.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I was gonna say, like, when the whole crew

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 4>is here and you guys are just just rat I

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<v Speaker 4>love it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure they would love to have you in at

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<v Speaker 1>some point. If you want to come on the big.

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<v Speaker 4>Show too, I would love to. It's that's when you

0:41:07.520 --> 0:41:10.360
<v Speaker 4>know people like you or you have a close knit family,

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 4>if you can make fun of the person next to

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 4>you and we can both laugh.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, don't come in here having a bad day.

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:16.239
<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get roasted, right.

0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:19.319
<v Speaker 4>And sometimes when you listen to the story, you know

0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:21.120
<v Speaker 4>somebody's having a bad day because that person keeps just

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:24.719
<v Speaker 4>getting jabs. I love it. And because the best part

0:41:24.760 --> 0:41:26.680
<v Speaker 4>is I know in the radio's off and you guys

0:41:26.760 --> 0:41:28.919
<v Speaker 4>are in here just just giving it to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>So I say all the time, one of my love

0:41:30.800 --> 0:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>languages is light bullying. If I'm fucking with you, I

0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:35.719
<v Speaker 1>love you, And that's me trying to pull you out

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:37.839
<v Speaker 1>of a maybe like a little rut or whatever or else.

0:41:37.840 --> 0:41:39.359
<v Speaker 1>So just getting my jolly's. I don't know.

0:41:39.560 --> 0:41:41.279
<v Speaker 4>Some days is for me, some days it's for you.

0:41:41.840 --> 0:41:44.000
<v Speaker 1>But I find nothing, then that's a totally different story,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So people want to find you Instagram, where

0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:47.000
<v Speaker 1>can they find you?

0:41:47.400 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 4>Peanut Underscore, the Squirrel and you know Squirrel Underscore Dad

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:52.920
<v Speaker 4>Underscore twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of underscore. I still can't believe it

0:41:55.400 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 1>was taken. And then OnlyFans. If people want to find you,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make you some more money.

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<v Speaker 4>Squirrel Underscore Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>He hates it, but he's really leaning into it.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta just roll with the punches. And I think

0:42:06.719 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 4>the more I could try to take it in, the

0:42:08.360 --> 0:42:09.520
<v Speaker 4>more you'll kind of fade away.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't they take it in? People are gonna ask me

0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:11.560
<v Speaker 1>some things.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta wantch your words when you're talking about this

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:17.880
<v Speaker 4>stuff now, because everybody's like, oh, this like doing porn

0:42:17.920 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, well, it's kind of.

0:42:19.600 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>But you bought a farm, right and not in the

0:42:21.719 --> 0:42:25.120
<v Speaker 1>way that you died Gray, but that I know who

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:25.440
<v Speaker 1>that is.

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<v Speaker 4>Funniest thing I know it is because you talked about

0:42:28.120 --> 0:42:31.800
<v Speaker 4>it on the radio, and I was like, oh my god,

0:42:32.120 --> 0:42:33.440
<v Speaker 4>I saw him.

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:35.840
<v Speaker 1>In Jersey City and he has some very identifiable tattoos

0:42:35.880 --> 0:42:37.480
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, I know that's him. I know

0:42:37.560 --> 0:42:38.040
<v Speaker 1>it's him, but.

0:42:38.640 --> 0:42:41.200
<v Speaker 4>You I ship you not. I heard you say. I

0:42:41.239 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 4>looked it up and I was like, that guy has

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:45.440
<v Speaker 4>a whole alphabet coming up. His tattoo are like and

0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:47.520
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh geez, I was getting to do it.

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:50.800
<v Speaker 4>It's flying high. Good for you man, you.

0:42:51.200 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, this has come full circle. I love it.

0:42:53.640 --> 0:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Is there anything you want to talk about that we missed?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I just want to say thank you for having

0:42:57.239 --> 0:42:58.120
<v Speaker 4>me anytime.

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<v Speaker 1>This is great.

0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 4>It's like, I sit, you're not still starstruck because I

0:43:02.600 --> 0:43:03.200
<v Speaker 4>listened to you.

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Guys for years, and that's amazing.

0:43:05.400 --> 0:43:08.040
<v Speaker 4>The first time that I woke up and I had

0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 4>like fifteen miss Coles and a DM from Danielle, and

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:14.400
<v Speaker 4>my mom was like, they're talking about you on the station.

0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:17.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, oh no.

0:43:17.120 --> 0:43:17.759
<v Speaker 1>MI show loves you.

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:18.200
<v Speaker 4>I told you.

0:43:18.239 --> 0:43:20.800
<v Speaker 1>They're sad that they weren't here for this particular podcast,

0:43:20.840 --> 0:43:22.720
<v Speaker 1>which is why I think we should talk to Andrew

0:43:22.760 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>and set up a time for you to come in

0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 1>and actually like be on the big show because they

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 1>would really enjoy this, and you're so fun. I appreciate

0:43:28.560 --> 0:43:30.080
<v Speaker 1>that and open to talking about anything.

0:43:30.560 --> 0:43:34.319
<v Speaker 4>You can't come to this office and not just you're right.

0:43:34.560 --> 0:43:35.279
<v Speaker 1>We don't like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Because you'll find it and then we'll be on the

0:43:37.840 --> 0:43:39.839
<v Speaker 4>radio and you'll be like, so, what's that. I have

0:43:39.960 --> 0:43:42.560
<v Speaker 4>no choice but to say, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I will just say and I'll end it here. But

0:43:44.560 --> 0:43:46.520
<v Speaker 1>I when we were talking, I asked you, is there

0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:49.800
<v Speaker 1>anything off limits? Are E OnlyFans? And you said nope, nope,

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:52.439
<v Speaker 1>open book whatever you want. And this has gone well,

0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:54.040
<v Speaker 1>this went exactly as I thought it would, actually a

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>little bit better. So thank you. Thanks for spending so

0:43:56.520 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 1>much time. Loved it. I feel like I've learned some

0:43:59.680 --> 0:44:02.480
<v Speaker 1>things and you've inspired me to go step in some pudding.

0:44:02.600 --> 0:44:04.839
<v Speaker 4>Listen. If I don't get I will subscribe right back.

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:06.279
<v Speaker 4>I need that one.

0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Here you go subscriber mark. Thank you, Diamond thoughts.

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:26.040
<v Speaker 2>That was a time, it was something. It was something.

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<v Speaker 2>It was very interesting.

0:44:27.760 --> 0:44:30.200
<v Speaker 3>But also I like my head was cocked to the

0:44:30.239 --> 0:44:33.280
<v Speaker 3>side a few times. She's like, Okay, where is this going.

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:38.719
<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm very interested in stepping and putting for money.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I think It lost me in the beginning

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:45.239
<v Speaker 3>when we were talking about a squirrel as if it

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:46.040
<v Speaker 3>was a dog.

0:44:46.440 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 2>You don't even like dog exactly care, which is why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I don't know to think of I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even like dogs. You think I'm gonna like a squirrel.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a monster. I don't understand how you hate dogs,

0:44:56.040 --> 0:44:58.200
<v Speaker 1>but it is what it is, that is you. We

0:44:58.200 --> 0:44:59.840
<v Speaker 1>were talking on the show the other day about f

0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:02.960
<v Speaker 1>that make you just like red flag somebody wouldn't date,

0:45:03.120 --> 0:45:05.280
<v Speaker 1>and I said, people who don't like animals, specifically dogs,

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what I was thinking about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's okay.

0:45:07.800 --> 0:45:09.520
<v Speaker 1>You could never be my girlfriend. He said.

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:12.880
<v Speaker 2>The squirrel has a room in his house.

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<v Speaker 1>How dope is that?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, no, or something I can't Oh, sorry.

0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Peter's coming for her. Her name is Diamond Cooper at

0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Diamond Sincere on Instagram, Peta. That was her, not me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Free range squirrels are my vibe.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, but let's get to the other stuff. So

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is your first time producing a podcast

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:38.960
<v Speaker 1>with me. I appreciate your time, by the way. So

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<v Speaker 1>we do two things. We do a burn book. You

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:43.000
<v Speaker 1>know what. The burn book is. It's where we basically

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:46.520
<v Speaker 1>light somebody on fire yep, metaphorically for something they've done

0:45:46.520 --> 0:45:47.879
<v Speaker 1>to piss us off. And let me tell you, I've

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:50.319
<v Speaker 1>been keeping a list of things. There's so many. Oh

0:45:50.360 --> 0:45:52.319
<v Speaker 1>you're ready, I'm ready, but I kind of love one

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:52.920
<v Speaker 1>from you today.

0:45:53.000 --> 0:45:53.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm ready.

0:45:54.280 --> 0:45:56.520
<v Speaker 1>And then we do something called ask Me Anything, where

0:45:56.640 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 1>you can go through the questions that listeners. By the way,

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:02.480
<v Speaker 1>if you're listen, thank you. Listeners have asked me that

0:46:02.520 --> 0:46:06.440
<v Speaker 1>they're interested in. So let's start with the burn bull.

0:46:06.600 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm ready, she's read this. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So this past weekend I went to the Saint John's game,

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<v Speaker 3>Go Johnny's. I was really excited to be there. They said, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we may put you on the jumbo tron.

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<v Speaker 1>So you are an alumni.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, what happened here?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>It's very fuzzy. Okay.

0:46:23.560 --> 0:46:25.799
<v Speaker 3>I step out to go to the bathroom and to

0:46:25.840 --> 0:46:28.319
<v Speaker 3>get something to eat because I'm greedy, and I come

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<v Speaker 3>back to my seat. People are running around looking for me.

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 3>The camera is exactly where I was sitting, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, she's she's going on the JumboTron.

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:40.319
<v Speaker 3>I sit down and they say and from Power one

0:46:40.320 --> 0:46:45.000
<v Speaker 3>oh five nine Less Simone, and I'm like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 3>one of those things where you want to say, well,

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<v Speaker 3>who the fuck is Nihless Samone?

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<v Speaker 2>But I know her.

0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:50.520
<v Speaker 1>She's actually a friend.

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<v Speaker 3>No. I didn't want to be shady, but I'm like, girl,

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<v Speaker 3>are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now?

0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 3>Black History Month hasn't even ended, and you mixing up

0:46:58.040 --> 0:46:58.640
<v Speaker 3>the black people.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do this.

0:47:00.640 --> 0:47:03.239
<v Speaker 3>So I don't know exactly who I want to burn,

0:47:03.480 --> 0:47:07.280
<v Speaker 3>but whoever was responsible for me being called Nihilis Simone

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<v Speaker 3>in front of I don't know thousands of people did it?

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<v Speaker 3>Say it on the jumbos, you know, And I'm like

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<v Speaker 3>an idiot looking into the camera, waving because what else

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<v Speaker 3>are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's when you cause a scene and you do

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<v Speaker 1>the little like cutthroat thing like no, no, no, that

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<v Speaker 1>ain't it. That is not me, and then you mouth

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<v Speaker 1>to the camera I am diamond. No.

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<v Speaker 3>First of all, I can't do the cutthroat thing because

0:47:32.200 --> 0:47:35.080
<v Speaker 3>there were too many actors from the sopranos in the

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<v Speaker 3>audience shut up or on the court.

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<v Speaker 2>Bobby I don't know his real name.

0:47:39.760 --> 0:47:41.680
<v Speaker 1>His name is Steve Siripa Shiripa.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he was there. I couldn't do the little cutthroat thing. Okay,

0:47:46.440 --> 0:47:48.279
<v Speaker 3>but you know, it is what it is. I made

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<v Speaker 3>the best out of it. I smiled. Wasn't happy about that.

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<v Speaker 3>So whoever that motherfucker is, who was in charge of that,

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<v Speaker 3>I hope your ass burns.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, flamed them. I love that. Do you going for

0:48:00.280 --> 0:48:02.319
<v Speaker 1>if this happens again? Do you have a plan? No?

0:48:02.640 --> 0:48:04.880
<v Speaker 2>Because it was so what are you gonna do? I

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:06.239
<v Speaker 2>can't do the No, that's not me.

0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Why that's so bad? They fucked it up?

0:48:10.000 --> 0:48:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe I'll just hit the adele.

0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:14.359
<v Speaker 3>You know that meme of her saying chord side while

0:48:14.400 --> 0:48:16.960
<v Speaker 3>the camera's on her and she's like looking everywhere else.

0:48:16.960 --> 0:48:20.279
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I'll do that because you're talking to Nilis Amone,

0:48:20.320 --> 0:48:21.640
<v Speaker 3>not me. I don't know why the camera's on me.

0:48:21.719 --> 0:48:23.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh does Nyla know this?

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:24.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she thought it was funny.

0:48:24.640 --> 0:48:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Of course she got some extra shine.

0:48:26.600 --> 0:48:28.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, you know, I'll take it as a compliment.

0:48:28.360 --> 0:48:31.800
<v Speaker 2>That's fine. But also, I'm not fucking Nihlo Simone. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that should be the name of this episode.

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not who is Nilois Samone? Because every episode is

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<v Speaker 1>a question. That would be it? Oh man, all right,

0:48:40.920 --> 0:48:42.240
<v Speaker 1>are you ready for the ask me anything?

0:48:42.440 --> 0:48:43.200
<v Speaker 2>I am?

0:48:43.480 --> 0:48:44.160
<v Speaker 1>Hit me with it.

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:50.560
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So this question comes from running all Day ninety four? Okay,

0:48:50.800 --> 0:48:53.120
<v Speaker 3>very interesting at name. I want to hear more about

0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:56.520
<v Speaker 3>that later. They asked, do you ever have a bad

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<v Speaker 3>day on air? And how do you navigate them?

0:48:58.680 --> 0:49:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Ooh that's a good question, is h I mean? I

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<v Speaker 1>would say, yeah, who doesn't have a bad day on

0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:07.880
<v Speaker 1>the air? I think the problem is I don't know

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:13.560
<v Speaker 1>when it's happening. Why listen, in my head, everything I

0:49:13.560 --> 0:49:16.759
<v Speaker 1>say is the best thing I've ever said, So I

0:49:16.800 --> 0:49:21.560
<v Speaker 1>don't really know how like in the moment, I don't know.

0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you think I have bad days? No?

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:25.439
<v Speaker 2>Why? No?

0:49:25.840 --> 0:49:29.080
<v Speaker 3>So I interpreted the question as like, if you're having

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<v Speaker 3>a bad day and you go on air, how do

0:49:31.440 --> 0:49:33.920
<v Speaker 3>you navigate it? And I asked, or I picked that

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:37.360
<v Speaker 3>question because if you are having a bad day, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't publicly say anything like I don't know about it?

0:49:40.120 --> 0:49:40.279
<v Speaker 4>You know?

0:49:40.360 --> 0:49:43.920
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, what do you do to basically not

0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:47.239
<v Speaker 2>let it show so publicly? What do you do a

0:49:47.280 --> 0:49:48.120
<v Speaker 2>lot of drugs?

0:49:48.520 --> 0:49:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Just start with just kidding. That was a joke. Mom

0:49:51.160 --> 0:49:52.719
<v Speaker 1>and Dad, who aren't listening because they don't know how

0:49:52.760 --> 0:49:56.560
<v Speaker 1>to work podcasts. It's great. I think we all have

0:49:56.560 --> 0:49:59.000
<v Speaker 1>really shitty days, and we have bad days. I think

0:50:00.120 --> 0:50:04.360
<v Speaker 1>the one thing that I try, like I kind of

0:50:04.400 --> 0:50:07.239
<v Speaker 1>pride myself on, is being professional. I mean this might

0:50:07.280 --> 0:50:09.520
<v Speaker 1>be a little too in depth, but I have dated

0:50:09.560 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 1>people who, I swear to God, would like wake up

0:50:12.000 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 1>in the morning and just choose violence, like start a

0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:15.440
<v Speaker 1>fight with me while I was on the air, and

0:50:15.480 --> 0:50:16.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, we're

0:50:16.880 --> 0:50:18.799
<v Speaker 1>gonna fight about this right now. So I learned a

0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:20.839
<v Speaker 1>long time ago, even when I was an intern, how

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:23.480
<v Speaker 1>to sort of compartmentalize the two things. There are just

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:25.880
<v Speaker 1>four hours in a day that I need to focus

0:50:25.920 --> 0:50:27.360
<v Speaker 1>on what I'm doing and have a good time, and

0:50:27.400 --> 0:50:30.920
<v Speaker 1>it's also an escape from whatever bad, shitty thing is happening.

0:50:31.360 --> 0:50:34.279
<v Speaker 1>So it's easy to just focus on, Hey, we're gonna

0:50:34.280 --> 0:50:36.200
<v Speaker 1>have a good time, we're gonna laugh about stuff, and

0:50:36.480 --> 0:50:38.600
<v Speaker 1>it kind of gives you an excuse to not focus

0:50:38.840 --> 0:50:40.920
<v Speaker 1>on what you maybe should be focusing on. But like,

0:50:41.000 --> 0:50:43.200
<v Speaker 1>just give me this break for these four hours. There

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.759
<v Speaker 1>have been times where something is weighing on me a

0:50:45.800 --> 0:50:48.479
<v Speaker 1>little bit, and it's appropriate to talk about on the air,

0:50:48.719 --> 0:50:51.879
<v Speaker 1>and we talk about those things like madamn hare. We

0:50:51.960 --> 0:50:55.000
<v Speaker 1>talked about that way. Oh thank you, even though you

0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:56.400
<v Speaker 1>told me it looks like it's giving mullet.

0:50:56.480 --> 0:50:57.000
<v Speaker 2>It is a.

0:50:57.000 --> 0:51:01.600
<v Speaker 3>Bullet, but you gonna make me sound like such an

0:51:01.600 --> 0:51:02.239
<v Speaker 3>asshole thing.

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:03.839
<v Speaker 1>No, that's how you know we're good for it.

0:51:03.840 --> 0:51:04.960
<v Speaker 2>What it is.

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:07.560
<v Speaker 3>It means that it's growing, which is I'm very very

0:51:07.560 --> 0:51:08.879
<v Speaker 3>happy with rized. Well, thank you.

0:51:09.040 --> 0:51:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. So if you didn't know what happened

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:13.399
<v Speaker 1>over the summer, I got really sick. About three months

0:51:13.440 --> 0:51:15.160
<v Speaker 1>after that. I was sitting down combing my hair and

0:51:15.200 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 1>it all just started coming out, and I lost a shitload.

0:51:17.920 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 1>And I think, actually, Diamond, you're the only person who

0:51:20.680 --> 0:51:23.520
<v Speaker 1>has seen how bad it was because you were helping

0:51:23.560 --> 0:51:25.719
<v Speaker 1>me put the hair on that one day. Otherwise I'll

0:51:25.719 --> 0:51:27.480
<v Speaker 1>wear a hat or a scarf like I would hide

0:51:27.480 --> 0:51:30.000
<v Speaker 1>it because I'm not a graceful ball person. Shout out

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:32.919
<v Speaker 1>to the people who are. I'm not one. But this hair,

0:51:33.000 --> 0:51:34.680
<v Speaker 1>bless its heart, it's growing back. And now I have

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:37.120
<v Speaker 1>these little like chicken hairs everywhere. So the top is

0:51:37.120 --> 0:51:40.000
<v Speaker 1>just fluffy, and Diamond's got to tell me it's given bullet.

0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:40.479
<v Speaker 2>It is given.

0:51:40.520 --> 0:51:41.480
<v Speaker 1>What do you want me to do about it?

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:44.239
<v Speaker 3>Of Love is Blind, it's giving Trevor from Love is

0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Blind at the top.

0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:46.520
<v Speaker 1>But it's okay, go straight to hell.

0:51:46.640 --> 0:51:47.879
<v Speaker 2>You know what it is, what it is.

0:51:49.080 --> 0:51:51.000
<v Speaker 1>So we share those moments on the air, and the

0:51:51.000 --> 0:51:53.000
<v Speaker 1>ones that aren't appropriate for the air, we just ignore

0:51:53.440 --> 0:51:55.799
<v Speaker 1>until ten oh one when we're off, and then you

0:51:55.800 --> 0:51:57.640
<v Speaker 1>just go about your business. You start fighting with somebody again.

0:51:57.680 --> 0:51:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm in the bathroom, curse somebody out in

0:51:59.760 --> 0:52:02.880
<v Speaker 1>a stack, you know, all the things. But that's I

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:03.920
<v Speaker 1>guess that would be the answer.

0:52:03.920 --> 0:52:06.319
<v Speaker 2>What about you, I say, I don't know.

0:52:06.400 --> 0:52:08.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm so grateful to like have a job, that have

0:52:08.960 --> 0:52:11.120
<v Speaker 3>the job that I have that I feel like if

0:52:11.200 --> 0:52:14.080
<v Speaker 3>I'm in a shitty mood, like shake it off and

0:52:14.120 --> 0:52:15.920
<v Speaker 3>figure it out, like it is what it is. There

0:52:15.960 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 3>are some people who live shitty lives and have shitty

0:52:18.080 --> 0:52:18.840
<v Speaker 3>jobs on top of it.

0:52:18.880 --> 0:52:20.960
<v Speaker 2>So it's like like what do I have to be

0:52:21.040 --> 0:52:21.600
<v Speaker 2>upset about?

0:52:22.080 --> 0:52:24.919
<v Speaker 3>And also just I laugh at everything that I go through,

0:52:25.120 --> 0:52:26.560
<v Speaker 3>like I'm like, oh I.

0:52:26.520 --> 0:52:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Got a ticket? What a loser?

0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, Okay. So this is a part Diamond where

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Andrew usually says don't forget like phone subscribe.

0:52:34.480 --> 0:52:35.040
<v Speaker 2>I gotta do that.

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:37.879
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, saying oh okay, don't forget like what don't

0:52:37.880 --> 0:52:39.920
<v Speaker 3>forget like phone subscribe?

0:52:40.000 --> 0:52:40.360
<v Speaker 4>Stop?

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:45.879
<v Speaker 1>Uh saw some side Yes with Gandhi wherever you get

0:52:45.920 --> 0:52:49.160
<v Speaker 1>your podcasts. We've had a great time. I love you, Diamond,

0:52:49.160 --> 0:52:50.680
<v Speaker 1>thank you for being my producer, and I have to

0:52:50.760 --> 0:52:51.000
<v Speaker 1>keep you.

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:52.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:52:52.520 --> 0:52:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Hit us up on Instagram. Hit me up on Instagram

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:56.399
<v Speaker 1>at Baby Hot Sauce if you can find it, I've

0:52:56.440 --> 0:52:58.399
<v Speaker 1>been shadow band. You can also just search my first

0:52:58.400 --> 0:53:01.040
<v Speaker 1>and last name. Good luck spelling it. And Diamond, where

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:01.600
<v Speaker 1>can they find you?

0:53:02.440 --> 0:53:02.960
<v Speaker 2>At Diamond?

0:53:03.000 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 3>Sincere on everything besides Twitter because someone won't give me

0:53:05.760 --> 0:53:07.000
<v Speaker 3>the name.

0:53:07.400 --> 0:53:10.279
<v Speaker 2>Your name is Rose or Ruby or something like. It's

0:53:10.280 --> 0:53:11.600
<v Speaker 2>not even Diamond, say Ruby.

0:53:11.640 --> 0:53:13.800
<v Speaker 1>We'll put her in the burn book next time. Yep, yep, okay,

0:53:13.800 --> 0:53:17.359
<v Speaker 1>good this nitch Ruby. Her is not even diamonds sactly.

0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it.

0:53:18.920 --> 0:53:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Pisses me off.

0:53:20.080 --> 0:53:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we're gonna burn Ruby. We're gonna get to

0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:25.560
<v Speaker 1>know Diamond in the next episode. Like follow and subscribe

0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:28.000
<v Speaker 1>at Baby Hot Sauce. Leave a review even if you

0:53:28.040 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>hate us, leave a review. I mean, maybe don't do that,

0:53:31.120 --> 0:53:32.520
<v Speaker 1>but I have to be you know, diplomatic.

0:53:32.880 --> 0:53:35.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, don't do it because you'll get a really nice

0:53:35.000 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 3>reply back.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, and we'll see you next week.