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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred d y away on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving two point five. Hey is this

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Speaker 1: jim Jim jim Bo? What's up? Buddy? This is Kolby

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Speaker 1: Sasarek from North the Dating Service. How you doing? Oh okay, Ah,

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Speaker 1: yeah I'm doing good. Hey, congrats on signing up with us, bro.

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Speaker 1: Oh thank you, super excited to have you. Oh I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that. Yeah, we got a bunch of events coming

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Speaker 1: up and we are gonna get you laid a sap

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Speaker 1: my friend. Okay, sorry about that. It's just a little

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Speaker 1: dating service humor. Oh no, that's fine. That's what you're

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Speaker 1: interested in, right, A little hooking up. Oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: just looking up the meet people right now. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Meet people, m eat people. Get it. No,

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Speaker 1: I okay, I just told you i'd I'd like to

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Speaker 1: meet someone I know can start dating. All right, relationship, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing next Saturday? I don't think I'm

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Speaker 1: doing anything all right, perfect. Well, we have an event

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Speaker 1: that I would like to invite you too, called Horehouse Warehouse. Yen,

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Speaker 1: what is horhouse Warehouse? Well, it's kind of a tradition

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Speaker 1: around here. About an hour before the event starts, we

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Speaker 1: text you the address of an abandoned warehouse. You show up,

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Speaker 1: and you, my friend, are the guest of honor. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what does that mean? That means it's about to go down? Okay?

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Kind I love breaking this news

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Speaker 1: to people. They love it. I don't. I don't understand this,

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Speaker 1: doesn't This sounds pretty sketchy. Okay, here's how it works

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Speaker 1: to welcome people in. We always have a big party,

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Speaker 1: and everybody at that party pays attention to you. You're

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Speaker 1: picking up what I'm putting down. I don't know. This

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Speaker 1: sounds like what I want. I mean, the people at

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Speaker 1: this party are these prostitutes? Prostitutes? Are you some kind

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Speaker 1: of pervert? Man? No, I'm sorry, I thought that's what

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Speaker 1: you were getting at. I can't have you on our

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Speaker 1: dating website if you're dealing with that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: That is just no. No, no, I sorry, I'm not

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Speaker 1: interested in that. I thought that's what you were saying

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Speaker 1: I apologize. The party is it's a lot of people

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Speaker 1: from the website. We invite them down, and everybody gets

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Speaker 1: there just to pay attention to you and treat you

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Speaker 1: nice for the evening. Okay, that's real nice fun. So

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Speaker 1: I needed a bunch of people from the It's like

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Speaker 1: a singles mixer. Yeah you're not. I mean, you're probably

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Speaker 1: not gonna get everybody's name, but everybody's going to take

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Speaker 1: a turn. What is this? What do you mean speed dating? Hey?

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Speaker 1: While I got you on the phone, do you have

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Speaker 1: a mask or should I supply that? Why? Why would

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Speaker 1: I need a mask? It's just a fun game that

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Speaker 1: we play at the party. It's sort of like an

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Speaker 1: adult version of the tail on the donkey and you're

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Speaker 1: the donkey. What is that? What the hell is this?

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Speaker 1: Is this some kind of like or something? WHOA All right? Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't like to put labels on things. We call

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Speaker 1: it a party if that's cool. Okay, No, that's not cool.

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Speaker 1: Look I signed a dating service to meet people, not

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Speaker 1: to do some sort of sex orgy. You're gonna meet

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Speaker 1: a lot of people, at least seventy five if I'm

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Speaker 1: meeting people at all wearing masks and saying adults in

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Speaker 1: the tail on the donkey. That sounds like, uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't even legal. Hey, look, we offer we guarantee on

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Speaker 1: our website that you are going to meet a lot

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Speaker 1: of singles. All right, most of these people are single,

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Speaker 1: some of our couples. But anyway, you're gonna bet at

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Speaker 1: least seventy five people. Well, I'm not trying to be

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Speaker 1: a swinger or something like that. I find it for

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Speaker 1: a dating service. This isn't for some like, you know,

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Speaker 1: screw club. We are not a screw club. Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: just what are you? This is ridiculous. It's just an

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Speaker 1: event that we have to initiate people into the dating service,

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Speaker 1: that's all. And look, I already have seventy five people

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Speaker 1: signed up. Well, twenty five people are gonna have to

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Speaker 1: find someone else to pitting their tail bomb because I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to this thing. All right. Rocco is going

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Speaker 1: to be really disappointed because he was looking forward to

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Speaker 1: meeting you. I showed him your picture. I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: right now, I never want to meet someone named Rocco.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what gave you that idea of my

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Speaker 1: dating profile, but I'm not into Rocco. What's so damn funny,

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Speaker 1: by the way, because this is actually Jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about this? This is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Your brother Sam set you up. Oh are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, he said that you just signed up

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Speaker 1: for a new dating service to meet somebody, and he

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Speaker 1: wanted me to freak you out about it. I truly

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Speaker 1: so good that I have signed out for something like

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Speaker 1: a screw club or something. Thank you for introducing me

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Speaker 1: to the term screw club. I've never heard it before.

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Speaker 1: Well I don't know. Yeah right, sounds like sounds like

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Speaker 1: you know a little bit about it, my friend, I've

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Speaker 1: heard of them. I've never been to one for Ormond

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Speaker 1: Jim service. Yeah right, Jim. Why don't you have your

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Speaker 1: friend Rocco about week up every morning with five