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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast?

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Speaker 1: First morning show? And here we go the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: morning show podcast. The room is full, there's Froggy and

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Speaker 1: they're scary, and there's Scotty B and Gandhi. There's where

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Speaker 1: Danielle sits, but she's not there. Her catch will be

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Speaker 1: here soon. The cat will be walking by in just

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Speaker 1: a moment. And of course there's Straight Night and there's Garrett. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've got the world famous Bob Pittman beard going look

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Speaker 1: at that anyway, just thought i'd show it off. So

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Speaker 1: what do you have to start our podcast off with? Today?

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Speaker 1: Straight name? This is? This will be quick. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you guys do this too, but like when

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Speaker 1: I'm in the shower or driving to work, I tend

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Speaker 1: to do my mind just wanders right. Yes, so I've

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Speaker 1: been writing down some of the things I think about randomly. Oh,

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Speaker 1: shower thoughts. I love. I do this to sometimes. Yeah, so, um,

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Speaker 1: you want to hear some of them here there? Yes,

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Speaker 1: would people know about Roman numerals if it wasn't for

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? Like? Where else do you see Roman numerals?

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Speaker 1: I remember learning about him when I was younger, but

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Speaker 1: I don't remember why, but why do we even clocks? Fraternity? Right? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And trademarks at the end of film super Bowls. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you cannot be a part of this podcast unless you

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Speaker 1: pay attention. But we really doing a podcast. I know

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Speaker 1: we're starting. I thought this was a discussion before we

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Speaker 1: start recording the show. Before the show. Hey, wait a second.

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Speaker 1: You all was caught off twice his literal question, go

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Speaker 1: ahead and go ahead of quead. This is the show

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Speaker 1: before the show, that's after the show, okay. His question

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Speaker 1: was why do we use them numerals if it weren't

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Speaker 1: for the Super Bowl? Would we even use that for

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Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? And then your answer was super Bowl?

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Speaker 1: Moving on? Yes? How come you can't click an elevator button?

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Speaker 1: The other day I went and I hit four, which

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to go to. I'm like, why why

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Speaker 1: can't click that button? You can cannot? You cannot. It's

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Speaker 1: like you're done. That is a wives tale our boss

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Speaker 1: Tom Palm that showed me once in the elevator you

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Speaker 1: have to like it's a code or something. You have

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Speaker 1: to get one of the two bottom buttons and hold

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Speaker 1: it down. As tried it. We tried it. It doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: It's forced to be like closed door and the floor

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Speaker 1: button at the same time or something like that. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't work. Okay, you should just push it again and

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Speaker 1: it should go off. That's what they should do. And

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Speaker 1: I bet someone from Otis says, we do have an

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Speaker 1: elevator that will allow that, but we don't have it

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Speaker 1: in our building, right. I just wonder why they have

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Speaker 1: the as is just a set default like press the

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Speaker 1: button canceled my floor. Yeah, and the worst is when

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Speaker 1: you have to select the floor outside of the elevator

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Speaker 1: and then get in because if you mess up, then

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Speaker 1: then you have to get off the elevator, do it

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Speaker 1: again and get back on it. Terrible. I bet you Daniello, Hey, welcome.

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Speaker 1: I bet you they can do it in a in

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Speaker 1: a elevator that has an operator. Yes, you know, but

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Speaker 1: we don't have that. Yeah, okay, moving on, Uh where

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Speaker 1: did bed bugs live before people had beds? Because you

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Speaker 1: only see bed bugs in bed there They don't live

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Speaker 1: But why did it not? That's not true. You can

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Speaker 1: get them in a in a movie theater, in the

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Speaker 1: feats like okay, where did they live before Upholstreet? Like

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Speaker 1: maybe they were called something else? Where were they? Like,

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Speaker 1: there're no I go out of the forest. I don't

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Speaker 1: find bed bugs. You can't see them. Really. I googled it, Nate.

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Speaker 1: It said they lived on animals. So they live on

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Speaker 1: like poultry and bats and things like that. But they

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Speaker 1: still don't do they. I don't know. I want to

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Speaker 1: know why they attack in a line. They bite you

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Speaker 1: in a line, so like a line of bites. Why

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Speaker 1: is it? How is it? Why is it always like

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Speaker 1: a Could there be just one that's walking and biting

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Speaker 1: and walking and biting and walking by baby? I'm okay,

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Speaker 1: do lumberjacks really eat big breakfast? I think they do.

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Speaker 1: You did not think of this in the shower this morning,

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Speaker 1: not not today, But I've been writing them down over

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Speaker 1: the course of time, like they always call it the

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Speaker 1: sure if they eat big breakfast, but I think because

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Speaker 1: they're a big dude. Lumberjacks are big dude, these big foods.

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Speaker 1: And bet the brawny man he just eats a big breakfast.

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Speaker 1: You know he's got big dumps. Okay, go back, go

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Speaker 1: back to Reddit and give us, give us another shower. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'll go there now, I got one. What's that, froggy.

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Speaker 1: If you try to fail and you succeed, what have

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Speaker 1: you actually done both? No, you succeeded because you tried to.

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Speaker 1: You wanted to fail, so you did succeed. You succeeded

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Speaker 1: it failing because you can't succeed unless you failed, that's

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Speaker 1: the whole point. But you succeeded it you so it's both. Okay. No, seriously,

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Speaker 1: if you if you had to fail to succeed, that

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Speaker 1: means you had to fail as well. Right, But if

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Speaker 1: you wanted to fail and you did, then you really succeeded.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't do what you set out to do

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Speaker 1: in the first place. No, you did, but you did both.

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Speaker 1: That's my point. Your your your goal was to do

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Speaker 1: both basically and succeed. It was unreddit. That's why I asked.

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Speaker 1: I never I never had that thought. Do you ever

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Speaker 1: dollars a little parkway? You don't park if you know

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Speaker 1: you're an adult. When you missed trash day and it

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Speaker 1: ruins your entire way, it's trash day. I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: He was actually so excited about that earlier he said,

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Speaker 1: it's trash and recycling dage. He's thinking he speaking of

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Speaker 1: my family makes fun of me because the other day

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Speaker 1: I was cleaning on our garbage can because there was

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Speaker 1: like you put stuff in it, it it leaks out and

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Speaker 1: that's a little that's all crazy. Actually need to do

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Speaker 1: that too. You have to clean your garbage can every

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Speaker 1: It doesn't clean it. Summer comes around, it's going in

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Speaker 1: my garbage can to clean it. If you clean it.

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Speaker 1: But if you would have cleaned it from go, it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be as bad as it is. Then just get

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Speaker 1: me a new garbage It takes me to use a

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Speaker 1: new garbage can. I don't want to get them dirty. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the same way you garbage cans for later. Yeah. Wow,

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Speaker 1: we worked with a bunch of weirdos. Why is it

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Speaker 1: that every time we have a conversation, like all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, the one comment that Scotty like the weirdest

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Speaker 1: thing on the left if I get a new garbage can,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep using the old ones with the

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Speaker 1: garbage in a brand new can. I don't know, So

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Speaker 1: why do you buy it at the garbage can? It's

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Speaker 1: for garbage. I don't know. I don't know, my head.

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Speaker 1: Here's a really good one thought. Some people masturbate more

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Speaker 1: than they brush their teeth. Oh gross. Some people multitask

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Speaker 1: and do it. How do you do that? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining you in the show. We're getting it done right?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, No, Jeff just warned us about something. Engineer

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Speaker 1: Jeff is uh walking in What's going on over there?

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Speaker 1: Jeff Podcast Podcast? Sorry, you know you're in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the I was weren't scary when he was setting out?

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Speaker 1: There's a protest on Canal Street. Don't go to the

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Speaker 1: Holland tunneling so right at the entrance to the head Yeah, protest,

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Speaker 1: depending on what it is. I think I think it's

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Speaker 1: uh what a year ago today? Okay, okay, George Foyd, Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, I guess we're going for a ride because

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Speaker 1: I'm driving Gandhi home and the people are headed for

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Speaker 1: the Lincoln Tunnel. Good luck, might as well drive through Brooklyn, Nascary. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna go. Anybody have a pool to crash?

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Speaker 1: I knew what you gotta get to my apartment. I

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Speaker 1: got one to you, but you just gotta get to Jersey.

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Speaker 1: So yep, exactly, Okay. Uh, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 1: I just left us high and dry. Okay, But is

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Speaker 1: he gonna come back? Because you left just camera on.

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Speaker 1: He definitely is doing the garbage, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: and he's got a good point, though. It does ruin

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Speaker 1: your ship if you have a lot of garbage to

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Speaker 1: and you've got to sit there for a week. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: that's the worst thing ever. I'll go and use like

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Speaker 1: a random dumpster and chance getting to Fine, I'll be like, no,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna throw this in there and the whole glass

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Speaker 1: the cat, really, can you get the hell out of

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Speaker 1: the way? So what is it with you? Your cat? NonStop?

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Speaker 1: Like you know what, I'll tell you what it is.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it is. This is the desk

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Speaker 1: throws my pens off, he throws my my prep all

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Speaker 1: That's what I was here first. Get out. This is

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Speaker 1: here's what I read. Why is it okay for a

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Speaker 1: baby to burp? And it's cute, but if an adult

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Speaker 1: and babies cry whenever they don't get their way. I

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Speaker 1: it's like burping is the same thing. We're we're releasing

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Speaker 1: the gas from bodies. I mean yeah, I was thought

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Speaker 1: just sobbing. That has happened before. It happened to me.

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Speaker 1: The woman was moving and she had just said goodbye

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Speaker 1: gonna be okay? So we take off. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what's going on. My new defense mechanism when I'm arguing

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Speaker 1: I start fake crying. Have done that sometimes, Garrett, you'll

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Speaker 1: appreciate this The most unhelpful thing in the world is

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Speaker 1: a toddler trying to be helpful. The worst. I was

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Speaker 1: getting groceries and you know you're trying. You're trying to

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Speaker 1: and then the street is why is it acceptable? Why

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Speaker 1: is it acceptable to pee in a pool but not

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Speaker 1: acceptable to stand over a pool and pee into the pool.

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Speaker 1: But it's a little sorry, I got agree with just

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Speaker 1: stand over the pool, and it's the same exact result. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't stay, you don't sit in the pool while

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Speaker 1: you're peeing. Go I'm peeing, so people don't know you're peeing.

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Speaker 1: It's the same result, though, because when you pee in

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Speaker 1: less rude than if you stand outside the pool and

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Speaker 1: just piss on everyone else. That's terrible. Are these are

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Speaker 1: to know that too. No, one, that's a big answer.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed near anyone. Yeah, I don't think Scotty's

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Speaker 1: allowed near anyone's pool too, because Scotty admitted that he

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Speaker 1: will pool. Yeah, I'm sending my invitation for you to

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Speaker 1: come to my pool all summer. No, I don't not

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Speaker 1: say I'm going to do this. I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the idea of it or the same. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the ocean. Why is it okay to pee in the ocean?

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Speaker 1: But I can't stand in the sand and pee at

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Speaker 1: the ocean. That's illegal. It's an exposure. Whip your dick

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Speaker 1: as So, what if you just stood What if you

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Speaker 1: it out, but just peede and I just went down

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Speaker 1: your leg. That's okay. Fish, fish ship in the ocean?

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Speaker 1: Why can't I Yeah, you're not a fish. That's their

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Speaker 1: place I'm swimming in the fish toilet? Important questions. All

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Speaker 1: this makes me want to do is avoid bodies of

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Speaker 1: water for anything. Yeah, it got these guys fan and

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Speaker 1: shipping and all of it. It really is the same result. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you gotta think of a fish. Is poop is

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Speaker 1: not as big as your poop, but whales as much.

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Speaker 1: But there's so many more fish than there are people,

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Speaker 1: So it adds up. Think about when you, like, you

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Speaker 1: get in a wave and you get you know, thrown

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Speaker 1: about a whale. A whale turn's got a huge I

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Speaker 1: mean that's not small. Yeah, yeah, but it dissipates. You

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Speaker 1: don't ever see that on the shore. You don't know that, true,

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Speaker 1: we haven't. Why can't you poop on the side of

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Speaker 1: the ocean as opposed to pooping in well that just gross.

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Speaker 1: Oh now that's Gross's finally found it, just in time

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Speaker 1: for this to be over. By the way, Alice never

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Speaker 1: came back. I'm just saying he's going to be the

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Speaker 1: last screen standing. Okay, maybe he's peeing in the pool.

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