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Speaker 1: sixteen months and then got the punishment of a lifetime. Oh,

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Speaker 1: my brother eighteen and I sixteen, female are in the

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Speaker 1: same year, both in year twelve, and when we used

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Speaker 1: to go to the same school not anymore, thankfully, people

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Speaker 1: used to ask us if we were twins, and I'd

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Speaker 1: explain that no, I skipped a year. Pretty much, everyone

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Speaker 1: got confused, and people always thought we were twins, and

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Speaker 1: I got tired of explaining, so I just gave up

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Speaker 1: and told everyone, Yeah, we're twins. I'd explain it. Then

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Speaker 1: once more I'd get asked by the same people what

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Speaker 1: it was like to have a twin. I just got

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Speaker 1: tired of it. We've been in different schools for three

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Speaker 1: years now. I've mentioned I was sixteen a billion times,

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Speaker 1: and I thought everyone knew it was just a thing

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Speaker 1: I say, as then they're likely to work it out

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Speaker 1: that he is eighteen. It's the running joke in my

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Speaker 1: whole school. People asked me, how's your twin? It's a joke. Basically.

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Speaker 1: A girl who came from my brother's school kept asking

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Speaker 1: what my birthday was, so I told her and she

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Speaker 1: gave me a confused look and said, but his is

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Speaker 1: in November. I guess she didn't realize I was sixteen

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Speaker 1: and I was not in a mood to explain it.

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Speaker 1: I was in the middle of homework and she found

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Speaker 1: me in the library, so I said, yeah, my mom

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Speaker 1: was in labor for months, and that was that, and

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Speaker 1: she fen believed me. She's just sitting there, which just

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Speaker 1: a baby, just freaking dangling out of there. You know.

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Speaker 1: Her mom ended up calling my mom because the whole

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Speaker 1: school is making fun of her for believing my mother

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Speaker 1: was in labor for months, and her mom started complaining

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Speaker 1: to my mother, who got mad at me for not

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Speaker 1: explaining the joke to her. My brother thinks it's evan hilarious.

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Speaker 1: He laughed about it for absolute ages and told her

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Speaker 1: whole family and his whole school how this school must

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Speaker 1: be pretty small to like tell everyone in the school

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Speaker 1: all these years. In my defense, who the f would

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Speaker 1: believe that ridiculous. We'll be right back after the break.

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Speaker 1: So Sam and I recently converted this podcast to anchor

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Speaker 1: and it was so easy. I mean, Sam, I wish

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Speaker 1: all conversions with this easy, even spiritual ones. So John,

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Speaker 1: I actually called up the Church of Scientology and asked

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Speaker 1: how can I Convertiology and Center? How can I help you? Hello,

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Speaker 1: I saw one of your pamphlets and I was wondering

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Speaker 1: if I could get more information about like like doing

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Speaker 1: some kind of like converting or joining the group. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how do you check out our website? Yes? I have,

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Speaker 1: and I was wondering, like, how how easy is it

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Speaker 1: to like attend one of these events. I mean, at

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Speaker 1: this point you should read a book or something like

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Speaker 1: that you can find out what it is that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a little difficult. I wish it was like kind

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Speaker 1: of easier, like converting to anchor. It's free and you

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Speaker 1: the easiest way to make a podcast. Yeah, you have

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Speaker 1: a lot of time to wait. No, actually, but it's

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Speaker 1: so it sounds great, and they'll distribute it everywhere that

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Speaker 1: podcast can be heard. Okay, So I'm saying that you

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Speaker 1: have a lot of time on your hands and you

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Speaker 1: can make money from it too. Thank you. But honestly,

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