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Speaker 1: Firms show? All right, we have a very special edition

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Speaker 1: of the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. Yes, Gandhi, oh,

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Speaker 1: I was just raising the roof, like okay, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: something to say. Okay. Around the fifteen Minute Morning Show

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Speaker 1: Podcast studio table, We've got Gandhi, We've got Scary that's right,

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Speaker 1: We've got Dave Rody Hello, We've got Garrett. We've got

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Speaker 1: our friend Frankie P from Why one Miami, What's up?

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Speaker 1: Who has no Filter? We have Danielle and we have

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Speaker 1: our superdog Max. All Right, are you ready for the

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Speaker 1: very special edition of the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast

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Speaker 1: Should we be? Are you ready? Ye? Gandhi, would you

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Speaker 1: please come here and sit in the host chair? Okay, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: well what about my needs? Those were from six to

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Speaker 1: ten the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. We Have Needs.

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Speaker 1: Gandhi is now going to host the fifteen minute Morning

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Speaker 1: Show podcast. You've done this before, so do you have

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Speaker 1: any you sit in the sitting you into my hole.

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Speaker 1: I don't know to tell you. Alright, alright, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go sit in the gosh, this golden microphone, I love it.

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Speaker 1: You just have to bring up a topic like, hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: you know why we got to target the other day

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Speaker 1: and I you know, tripped a man I don't know,

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Speaker 1: and Elvis is Mike sounds extra bright, extra christ Please

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Speaker 1: don't do that target topic. No, don't listen to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not hosting. You're okay, So moving on from that,

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Speaker 1: I actually Wanten in Big Daddy's chair. Can I Is

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Speaker 1: show podcast. Yes. Hello. So we were actually talking about

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Speaker 1: something that I thought. It made me think of something

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Speaker 1: else and that was no filter Frankie, right, filter less Frankie.

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Speaker 1: And the person in my life who has the worst

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Speaker 1: filter in the world is my father. He says crazy things.

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Speaker 1: But when I was thinking about that, I started to

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Speaker 1: think about all the embarrassing stuff that my dad does,

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Speaker 1: and it made me wonder what your parents are doing

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Speaker 1: to you that continues to embarrass you no matter how

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Speaker 1: English is not his first language. He's great, He's one

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Speaker 1: be embarrassing me in front of Ben Franklin. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: have failed behind the big mike. My dad I remember this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he hasn't done this in a while or since,

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Speaker 1: but everyone else is like, oh Martin's. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how old I was, but I've

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Speaker 1: never forgotten that my mom used to slap me across

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Speaker 1: she doesn't do it anymore. Of course, my mom doesn't

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Speaker 1: and she'll go, oh, like Clark Gable. Do you like

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Speaker 1: Susanne Summers some three's comforty if you remember if people

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Speaker 1: That's our intern. Katie actually told me a story about

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Speaker 1: Yelling at Katie, Katie, Katie, we're talking about how our

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Speaker 1: it's kind of disgusting. Thought ahead. We were out to

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Speaker 1: What were you having? We were having its Mediterranean. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was like the string floss and my mom enables him. Send.

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Speaker 1: It's ever like a reoccurring thing. That keeps happening. It's

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Speaker 1: he's lost all sense of just caring. How is your dad?

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Speaker 1: He is sixty, I'll you were going to say, like fifty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we always joked because my granddad when he turned ninety,

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Speaker 1: that's when he really lost all sense of just like

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Speaker 1: any shame. But we're like, Dad, you still got thirty years.

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Speaker 1: You can't. He's going to start taking care of like

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Speaker 1: all the things, cute tipping at the table. Oh, my dad,

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Speaker 1: he got me into cute tips. I love cleaning my

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Speaker 1: ears just like Gandhi. But he like, if you go

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Speaker 1: into my parents bathroom right now, you know that little

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Speaker 1: I have a friend who will if she doesn't have

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Speaker 1: you know, producer terminology would be to ask Danielle, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're a mom, Now what do you do that embarrasses

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Speaker 1: I yelled, kids have an excellent cool moment. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: embarrass your kids slutely by being alive. That's a long commitment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what I do. And I'll say to them,

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Speaker 1: You don't know anyone with a cooler father than you

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