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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's making cleaning time more tasty

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Speaker 1: with a new product called the snacuum. A vacuum sucks

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Speaker 1: up the crumbs off the floor and snacuum mashes them

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Speaker 1: back together and sticks them back directly into your mouth

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Speaker 1: or a tasty tree. And talk about a clever way

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Speaker 1: to stop food waste with Laser Stories, the segment where

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Speaker 1: we read weird news stories around the globe, just like

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Speaker 1: everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other

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Speaker 1: crumbelinas just don't. This first laser story is out of Michigan.

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Speaker 1: The other day, a state trooper was called to a

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Speaker 1: bizarre scene in his jurisdiction. Someone had found five thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars cash in the middle of a local roadway and

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Speaker 1: they wanted to turn it in.

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Speaker 2: I think I would do that.

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Speaker 1: I think i'd turn it in, honestly, I think morally.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like someone would be watching me take it.

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Speaker 2: More that I'm gonna go to jail. It'll be hard

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Speaker 2: to sleep at night from sir, Yeah, you guys are suckers.

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Speaker 1: But the trooper contacted a nearby bank, which confirmed that

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Speaker 1: a customer had just made a withdrawal for that exact amount.

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Speaker 3: Oh man.

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Speaker 2: So the officer then.

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Speaker 1: Got this person's information and attempted to reach out, but

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Speaker 1: soon discovered there was a problem. The person who lost

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Speaker 1: the money must have thought the trooper was a scammer

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Speaker 1: and hung up on him multiple times.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I.

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Speaker 3: Would think they're scamming me too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, I've got five thousand dollars for you. Are

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Speaker 2: you so and so, I'm an officer of the law.

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Speaker 3: Just give me your social secure.

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Speaker 2: You a prince in Africa?

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Speaker 1: I know we Finally, the trooper had enough with the

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Speaker 1: phone calls and went directly to this person's house.

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Speaker 2: There we gonna get something.

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Speaker 3: I'm not for sure that trooper was going to steal

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Speaker 3: the money. I'm glad that they didn't.

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Speaker 2: I tried.

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Speaker 1: They tried to knock on the door and was ignored

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Speaker 1: and told to go away.

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Speaker 2: My gosh.

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Speaker 1: At one point this person, the officer told this perius,

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Speaker 1: it was so frustrating that even the thought of busting

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Speaker 1: down this person's door and just dropping the cash in

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Speaker 1: their place crossed his mind.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: He kept trying, and after more than two dozen times,

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Speaker 1: what the person finally realized the man on the other

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Speaker 1: side of the door really was a state trooper and

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Speaker 1: claimed ownership of the lost money.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, that's how it's It's so hard

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Speaker 3: to believe people these days. So I get it.

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Speaker 1: The trooper was quoted as saying, at one point, it

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Speaker 1: felt like I wasn't returning the cash, I was earning.

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Speaker 3: It so for a bonus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The next laser story is also out of Michigan. Who

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Speaker 1: you know why they say breed like rabbits, Well, one

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Speaker 1: woman learned that lesson the hard.

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Speaker 3: Way, they make lots of babies too.

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Speaker 1: Forty year old lady named Carol Hardaway said she bought

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Speaker 1: two rabbits as pets for her children, which was great

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Speaker 1: at first, but.

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Speaker 2: Then they started breeding. No.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, Carol didn't want that, and she couldn't stop them,

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Speaker 1: so she tried to separate them by putting them in

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Speaker 1: different pens down in her basement. They got around that

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Speaker 1: by chewing through dry wall and other materials, just like.

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Speaker 2: Brooke did in her college days.

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Speaker 3: Hey mama wants some Mom's gonna get something.

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Speaker 1: He through that wall, making it impossible to contain them.

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Speaker 1: At one point, she opened the basement door and there

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Speaker 1: were dozens of rabbits.

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Speaker 2: All popping around. They ran right past her up the stairs.

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Speaker 3: Cute. I was gonna say cute, but no, dude, just

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Speaker 3: rabbit pellets everywhere. Those.

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Speaker 1: Eventually she had to call animal control and told them

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Speaker 1: that about thirty rabbits were in her basement and bouncing

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Speaker 1: around all over her house.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure you can get your rabbit spade in

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Speaker 3: neutered if you're keeping them as pets. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so she said thirty, but when the officials got there,

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Speaker 1: they were moved more than sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, they're so small.

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Speaker 1: Plus, many of the female rabbits were pregnant, so if

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Speaker 1: she would have waited a few more days, her bunny

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Speaker 1: population would have easily pushed the triple digits.

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Speaker 2: So they can't start sleeping with each other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but don't let buddy cousins hook up with bunny cousins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah after a Afterwards, a local shelter took in many

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Speaker 1: of the rabbits and said, even well intentioned pet ownership

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Speaker 1: can lead to unmanageable situations without proactive spaying and neuter.

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Speaker 2: Ye, get it done.

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Speaker 1: It's next Lazer stories out of Holiday headquarters. We're a

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Speaker 1: little over a week away from Mother's Day, and if

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Speaker 1: you haven't thought about a gift for the moms in

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Speaker 1: your life, that's okay because all you have to do

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Speaker 1: is give her the day off.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, that's it. That's the answer right there.

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Speaker 1: Every year moms are asked what they want for the holiday,

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Speaker 1: and they're always hinting at the same stuff.

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Speaker 2: They like home cooked.

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Speaker 1: Meal, the day off of doing everything for the FAMI,

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Speaker 1: and handmade gifts and cards.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, By the way, when you're giving mom the day off,

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Speaker 3: that doesn't mean that you can then ask her, Hey,

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Speaker 3: but where is the where's the vacuum so I can vacuate?

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Speaker 2: How do I do this?

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Speaker 3: Like you've got to literally do it all.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't even talk to her? Yeah, but what about

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Speaker 2: this year?

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Speaker 1: And a new survey, ninety four percent of mom say

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Speaker 1: they'd like to have more sleep, and half of the

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Speaker 1: mom said a nap with nobody needing you would be

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Speaker 1: the ultimate leg.

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Speaker 2: It's the no one need you thing. It's not that

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Speaker 2: you're not cleaning. It's like, literally, I.

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Speaker 3: Am up on the wall to just don't let mom

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Speaker 3: manage her own day off. That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Sixty percent of moms say they'd happily trade gifts for

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Speaker 1: the chance to sleep more. Almost two thirds of moms

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Speaker 1: haven't had a nap in the last month, and a

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Speaker 1: quarter of them can't remember the last time.

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Speaker 2: They had a good mid day sleep.

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Speaker 1: The next best desire is eating a meal while it's

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Speaker 1: still hot.

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Speaker 3: We wait, you don't have to get up for times

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Speaker 3: before you actually sit down.

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Speaker 2: That's the dream.

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Speaker 1: Also, not making any decisions, and a solo bathroom break.

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Speaker 3: Sounds so dreamy.

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Speaker 1: That is so wild to me as a single bachelor

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Speaker 1: of a solo bathroom break is a thing. So remember, Yes,

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Speaker 1: thoughtful gifts are nice. Flowers and dinners out are appreciated, okay,

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Speaker 1: but nothing shows your appreciation for what moms do more

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Speaker 1: than doing it yourself. Yeah, they just want to sit

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Speaker 1: back and put their feet up. Oh oops, did someone

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Speaker 1: say feet opens?

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Speaker 2: And that's what this guy would love for Mother's Day.

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Speaker 2: He's not even a mom, but that's how it means.

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Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end of the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday. Brook

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning