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Speaker 1: No regrets, never goes on the.
Speaker 5: Line taking your calls every night, never goes to an anxiety.
Speaker 5: Who's teaching you your life? Money's not really an expert?
Speaker 4: Paul from John Mulady.
Speaker 2: John Malay, you know what that's actually this is, Actually
Speaker 2: that's a pretty good John mullanny.
Speaker 6: Actually you really think so?
Speaker 7: I did I do a good John Mullaney?
Speaker 2: You know what? I think I may have decided too
Speaker 2: quickly because I just decided on this. You've only said
Speaker 2: two words. But now that I'm hearing you say more words,
Speaker 2: falling apart a little bit. But now that I've given
Speaker 2: you some criticism, let's see if you are If it
Speaker 2: bothered you, I hope it doesn't. I hope you keep
Speaker 2: going strong even after the.
Speaker 7: Think that it bothers me. You think that it bothers me?
Speaker 7: Eye John the lady.
Speaker 4: There's nothing that I had stadium, the people chanting my name?
Speaker 2: You know what you got me. You brought me back.
Speaker 2: I think this is a good impression.
Speaker 4: At least I'm not a horse in a hospital because
Speaker 4: nobody knows what the hell is going on with these
Speaker 4: things happen.
Speaker 2: Okay, what else do we got with this?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: It all the heads on what your perspective of going
Speaker 4: on is?
Speaker 7: Are you talking about your life or mine?
Speaker 2: I don't know what we're talking about yet. I don't
Speaker 2: think we've gotten that well right now, what we're talking
Speaker 2: about is is what we're what we are going to
Speaker 2: talk about. But I think that we're planning a little
Speaker 2: bit too much. I don't think we're letting this flow
Speaker 2: in the way that it should.
Speaker 7: What do you want to talk you about? Gecko? It's
Speaker 7: all up to you, buddy.
Speaker 2: Uh, Well, I don't know. I don't want to ask
Speaker 2: you what have you accomplished because you're going to answer
Speaker 2: in character as John mullaney and that's boring to me.
Speaker 7: Oh that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2: Why did you have a Did you have a thing
Speaker 2: planned that you? I don't because I don't want to look.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin your bit.
Speaker 7: Oh you're not ruining anything. I'm John Mulaney. I planned
Speaker 7: nothing out.
Speaker 2: John Mullaney plans that. What do you mean John Mullaney
Speaker 2: plans out everything. That's how he's good, you think.
Speaker 4: Have you seen his specials, the way he reacts on stage.
Speaker 7: He doesn't plan out that ship.
Speaker 4: That's why his hands are wet, Definitely, not some other reason.
Speaker 2: He planned he hands out. He plans out at least
Speaker 2: like ninety five percent of it. Maybe he lets he
Speaker 2: leaves fire like flow shit, But you did not plan
Speaker 2: O five. You're not claiming to have planned out ninety
Speaker 2: five percent of this. You're claiming to be entirely which
Speaker 2: you're absolutely not.
Speaker 7: He's a five He's a five foot nine man married
Speaker 7: to a Jewish woman. He stressed him out.
Speaker 4: She's a bitch, but he loves her and there is
Speaker 4: nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2: What What have you accomplished? Almlaney?
Speaker 4: The bar is so much lower than I expected.
Speaker 7: What do you mean I have accomplished?
Speaker 4: What I've accomplished the fact that I got that horse
Speaker 4: out of that gut damn hospital?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've been watching the news, lady,
Speaker 4: but it seems like everywhere everywhere is super mad about
Speaker 4: everything all the time. And while I try this thing optimistic.
Speaker 4: I'll admit things have been getting pretty sticky.
Speaker 2: You know what I like. You know what is telling
Speaker 2: me about this impression is that it's over the phone.
Speaker 2: So I am like, when I'm imagining like you, when
Speaker 2: I'm imagining who I'm talking to right now, I am
Speaker 2: imagining that you are John Mullaney. That's a little bit.
Speaker 7: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: I didn't right, I didn't even think i'd get in.
Speaker 4: I had thought this, this would waste twenty minutes.
Speaker 7: Of my time, and then I go off watching some
Speaker 7: special on Netflix about how Pete David did make jokes
Speaker 7: about nine to eleven or some ship.
Speaker 2: But I think we're here now, we we I think,
Speaker 2: you know what I think this. I think we're done.
Speaker 2: I think that we've we've both gotten exactly what we
Speaker 2: I don't think we intended to do. I don't think
Speaker 2: we intended to get anything out of this, because neither
Speaker 2: of us knew that we were going to be with
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 4: But I think, but I hope you have an amazing night,
Speaker 4: Geck and Deck Joe, go watch Kick George City because I.
Speaker 7: Am on fire. Good night, technician, and go on Thestagram.
Speaker 2: Thank you, good night. John milani All from Sydney, Sydney, Hi,
Speaker 2: Hello Sydney. How are you?
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh, I'm so happy. How about connected?
Speaker 2: I'm happy you got connected too. Here we are, were
Speaker 2: on the internet. We're talking. This is what we're doing
Speaker 2: right now. I was talking about the circle. What we're
Speaker 2: doing right now. It's like in all of human history,
Speaker 2: there is such a little amount of time in which
Speaker 2: you could talk to someone right and then we have
Speaker 2: other people listen to you talking to someone on their computer,
Speaker 2: and then they also are talking to a bunch of
Speaker 2: people who are also on their computer. It's weird.
Speaker 9: How many streamers do you have right now?
Speaker 2: Streamers?
Speaker 9: Or is that what it's called viewers? Maybe?
Speaker 2: Oh, look, I don't know. As far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2: It's just doing me on the phone and that's it.
Speaker 9: Well, this is a really special intimate moment. I'm glad
Speaker 9: you can share this.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm I'm thrilled. Sydney. I did you did you?
Speaker 2: Did you call in with a specific thing on your mind?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 9: I actually did? And I for you to talk about
Speaker 9: anything I want it hit me. I won't say anything racist,
Speaker 9: I promise.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say anything? What?
Speaker 9: I won't say anything racist, I promise.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't. I didn't take that of you.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 9: So my buddy, his name is Jacob. He's got this
Speaker 9: new girlfriend and she's kind of like a sort of
Speaker 9: Don and Meatrix kind of goal and like I think
Speaker 9: I think she's like stepping on his boss man, and
Speaker 9: like I'm kind of worried about him. Like I'm worried
Speaker 9: she's like beating him up and stuff, and like I
Speaker 9: don't know how to be there as like a friend
Speaker 9: to support this like fetish or whatever you want to
Speaker 9: call it. Do you have any vice when you.
Speaker 10: Got go is well?
Speaker 2: Is it this is I'm assuming consensual? Yes, then there's
Speaker 2: then there's nothing for you to do.
Speaker 9: I feel like when you're in a relationship with a
Speaker 9: person that's like sexually overpowering you, it can have some
Speaker 9: side effects like outside of the bedroom, you know what
Speaker 9: I mean. Like I feel like he's different, Like he's
Speaker 9: he's more different. Yeah, Like I feel like she's making
Speaker 9: his personality like like you know, wimpy.
Speaker 2: But have you talked to him? What is what is?
Speaker 2: What is his?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this like his thing? He sexually loves being dominated?
Speaker 9: I don't know if it's that, but I think he
Speaker 9: just really likes this girl, so he's kind of like
Speaker 9: going along right.
Speaker 2: No, right, because there's a difference if if if there,
Speaker 2: it would be different if you know, he really likes
Speaker 2: the girl and she's getting him in too, you know,
Speaker 2: he's he's sort of putting up with it because he
Speaker 2: likes her versus Oh, this is something he really likes
Speaker 2: and he finally found someone that that you know, kind accommodated.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean that could be it, but like it's
Speaker 9: just I feel like he's really new to like dating,
Speaker 9: and she's definitely a lot more experienced. He kind of
Speaker 9: got like not only the power dynamic, but like the
Speaker 9: experience level difference. I'm just worried about him.
Speaker 2: Look, here's the deal. At the end of the day,
Speaker 2: if this man wants his ball stepped on, he will
Speaker 2: get his ball stepped on one way or the other.
Speaker 2: You have no you have no control over over over this,
Speaker 2: right if you genuinely look as far as from everything
Speaker 2: you've told me, this is two people having you know,
Speaker 2: in the bedroom, having their consensual uh you know, doing
Speaker 2: their things right, you know, so you have no control
Speaker 2: over this. If you feel how many how okay, what
Speaker 2: you have told me this evening. Have you told it
Speaker 2: to him? Have you have you expressed your concerns directly
Speaker 2: to him?
Speaker 9: Yeah, you talk about it a lot, and I just like,
Speaker 9: I guess the concern I have is just like the
Speaker 9: severity of some of the acts. You know, like he
Speaker 9: sounds like he's okay with it, but like what if
Speaker 9: he's he's like not okay with it but he doesn't know,
Speaker 9: like he's he's kind of like new to this. I
Speaker 9: just don't want him to get hurt.
Speaker 2: Look, the best you can do is is, uh is,
Speaker 2: tell him this stuff. And once you have told him
Speaker 2: this stuff, then then then you know you're out. There's
Speaker 2: nothing else you can do, Like, yeah, I can do.
Speaker 2: You don't you're not going to show up to the
Speaker 2: bedroom and you know, into you know, interrupt any police. No,
Speaker 2: that's hot, that could be hot.
Speaker 9: Yeah it could be.
Speaker 2: How old? How old is this guy?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 9: He's like twenty?
Speaker 2: I remember, Okay, Look when you're twenty, I feel like
Speaker 2: your balls are resilient, more nervous for this guy if
Speaker 2: he was like sixty, because then she would step on
Speaker 2: his balls and they could just poof into dust. But
Speaker 2: this guy's got twenty year old balls of steel. They
Speaker 2: can they can take a little bit of a they
Speaker 2: could take a little bit of hurt. You know that.
Speaker 9: Do get go ball work differently than male balls like
Speaker 9: human bowls?
Speaker 2: You know, I have not been in the lab testing
Speaker 2: that one could say, so I don't know, and I
Speaker 2: intend to to, you know. I mean, look, you know
Speaker 2: I could do the second half of my life. I
Speaker 2: could get into Maybe later in life I will, I
Speaker 2: will be interested in having my ball stepped on, But
Speaker 2: for now I don't have access to that information, and
Speaker 2: I don't wish to gain access to that information. Okay,
Speaker 2: but look, express you if you have concerns, express your concerns.
Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, you gotta understand
Speaker 2: you can't do anything about this.
Speaker 9: I think your wait get go for sure?
Speaker 2: Would you say it was again? Would you say your
Speaker 2: name was again?
Speaker 9: It's Sydney like Australia.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, Oh are you from Australia.
Speaker 9: No, I'm from US, but I wish I was.
Speaker 2: It would work out so well, well Sydney from the US.
Speaker 2: Good luck to you. And yeah, you know what, you
Speaker 2: know what I didn't bring I wasn't gonna bring this
Speaker 2: up and I don't look at chat when I'm in calls,
Speaker 2: but I peered over at the chat and someone brought
Speaker 2: this to my and I can't. I can't let you
Speaker 2: go without saying this. Is it possible, Sydney. Is it possible, Sydney,
Speaker 2: that you you might you secretly want to step on
Speaker 2: his balls, that you're secretly a little bit jealous.
Speaker 9: Like the friend of mine, I want, I want to
Speaker 9: his balls, like I don't want to say it, but
Speaker 9: like maybe I am because I'm kind of like a
Speaker 9: power woman. You know, I've never thought of that.
Speaker 2: Now you got you gotta explore that, and you know what,
Speaker 2: but look, your friend's taken, you know, don't don't. Don't
Speaker 2: fuck with their thing. But go go on fet life.
Speaker 2: Make a fet life account, Sydney. Go on fet life,
Speaker 2: google it, go on, go on for go on fet life.
Speaker 2: Find find another guy to step on his balls. You
Speaker 2: know that might be what you're missing. I think you
Speaker 2: got you gotta look into yourself and decide whether or
Speaker 2: not you you're you might secretly be jealous. I'm glad,
Speaker 2: I'm glad. I'm glad I didn't let you go with that.
Speaker 2: Bring that up, because that's an avenue that is worth exploring.
Speaker 9: Do you think I should tell him that? Or should
Speaker 9: I wait until, like he's not in a relationship. If
Speaker 9: I do, I think you should wait.
Speaker 2: Are you have you? I think you should confirm with
Speaker 2: yourself whether or not you are jealous before bring it
Speaker 2: up to someone else.
Speaker 9: I mean, because, like I'm thinking now, I'd probably totally
Speaker 9: be into it, but like I don't know if it's
Speaker 9: like a jealousy thing, you know, but like i'd be
Speaker 9: down to do it.
Speaker 2: Now I'm thinking about it, I'm slowly beginning to think
Speaker 2: it's a jealousy thing. You think, So go find find
Speaker 2: a guy who don't tell him because you don't want
Speaker 2: to get Look, he's happy with his dominatrix chick, you know,
Speaker 2: whipping him and doing whatever. He's having a blast. Don't
Speaker 2: mess with him. And you know she's having a blast.
Speaker 2: She has you know, her pet. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. Pet boy. You gotta go find your own
Speaker 2: pet boy.
Speaker 9: Pet boy?
Speaker 2: Okay, go find your own little pet boy. Well, do
Speaker 2: you have a good rest of the night? Sidney?
Speaker 12: Make I go?
Speaker 2: Sub? Is pet boy? Kind of? Is pet boy work?
Speaker 2: Or is it sub Damn? I'm so glad. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I try. I I'm so glad that we brought that up.
Speaker 2: Now we got to the bottom of that because she
Speaker 2: she would if she would have continued to stay in
Speaker 2: her delusions. Possibly what a fat life. Shouldn't they make
Speaker 2: an account and find yourself. Look a cute five foot
Speaker 2: two sub.
Speaker 13: Call from Skinny Slayer Danny Slayer, Skinny Slayers my Reddit.
Speaker 2: Use your name skinny Slayer. Where where does that come from?
Speaker 13: Well, my nickname has always been Slayer, like the metal band,
Speaker 13: and I'm super skinny, so it's just skinny.
Speaker 2: I thought you were the dominatrix calling in.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, no of the other previous girl.
Speaker 2: You like skinny little boys?
Speaker 13: Oh no, I wanted. I wanted to ask you quick
Speaker 13: before we chat. Have you seen that meme? Since you're
Speaker 13: a gecko, have you seen the meme about It's an
Speaker 13: actual gecko and he's got a chain necklace on it.
Speaker 13: He's holding a thumbtack and then the words above it says,
Speaker 13: I'm not asking you to join Geico, I'm telling you
Speaker 13: to join Geico.
Speaker 2: I have not seen this. What what is this?
Speaker 13: It's just a funny joke about Geico insurance how do.
Speaker 2: I, what do I? What do I need to type
Speaker 2: in to get to this? And will it put me
Speaker 2: on a list of some.
Speaker 13: Kind I uploded your stream so I could just send
Speaker 13: it to you later. It's super funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, you said it's a you said it's a the
Speaker 2: Geico gecko with the whip or or gun or some ship.
Speaker 13: No, it's an actual gecko, like it's it's a picture
Speaker 13: of a real live gecko, not the cartoon.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 13: And he's and he's holding a thumbtack and he's got
Speaker 13: a silver chain around his neck.
Speaker 14: Oh okay.
Speaker 13: And he's threatening people from change, from changing, you know,
Speaker 13: like a state farm to Geico.
Speaker 2: You know, well, I guess I guess that answers your
Speaker 2: question as to whether or not I'm familiar with it.
Speaker 2: But I will be.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 2: I will be looking this up afterwards.
Speaker 13: Yeah. No, it's absolutely wonderful and it's really relevant relevant
Speaker 13: to what you're doing.
Speaker 2: Skinny Slayer. What is your pet peef?
Speaker 13: My pet peef? Yes, well, there's I mean, they're really simple.
Speaker 13: I don't like it when people chew on their nails
Speaker 13: or crack their knuckles, but I also don't like it
Speaker 13: when people are shitty. I guess excuse my language.
Speaker 2: You don't like it when you can say whatever you
Speaker 2: want here, dude?
Speaker 13: Oh hell yeah, I don't know. You're like when I
Speaker 13: was watching you, you were front page and I was like,
Speaker 13: who you smoke? But you sounded really cool, so I
Speaker 13: was like, this sounds fun to talk to you.
Speaker 2: The Reddit. There's all kinds of crazy shit on Reddit.
Speaker 2: On the front page.
Speaker 7: I can say.
Speaker 2: You can say shit on Reddit.
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, you're It goes from like somebody painting SpongeBob
Speaker 13: to like somebody playing the Hart so yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Like you just fucking skulls. And I used to be
Speaker 2: really into like the fucking not really into it, but
Speaker 2: like you know, there's all sorts of you know, gore
Speaker 2: and morbid reality and show. We're getting off topic.
Speaker 13: Okay, all right, all right, you want to get to
Speaker 13: like the nitty gritty, then.
Speaker 2: What's the well, what's the nitty gritty?
Speaker 13: Well do you claim yourself the therapy? Get go?
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm flexible in terms of my labels.
Speaker 13: Okay, Well, everybody's calling in with these, you know, like
Speaker 13: I don't know, just normal life problems. But and this
Speaker 13: is just another normal life problem. But I'm wondering what
Speaker 13: do you think? So the thing that's been bothering me
Speaker 13: recently is the fact that I sent a nude to
Speaker 13: my boy to my ex boyfriend, Okay, and I and
Speaker 13: I have quite a bit of guilt about it because
Speaker 13: I'm I'm way more independent and cooler than that. But
Speaker 13: on New Year's I was like, Happy New Year, here's
Speaker 13: a nude.
Speaker 2: So do you do you do you you feel like
Speaker 2: you sending this nude on New Year's compromised your your
Speaker 2: thought of yourself as cool and independent.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I guess where I'm like, why did I do that?
Speaker 2: Like, you know, it's just why don't you do that?
Speaker 13: Because I was looking fly?
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think that you have to
Speaker 2: give up?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 13: Why?
Speaker 2: Why why do you Okay, why do you feel like
Speaker 2: this comp Why do you feel like this is in
Speaker 2: uh conflict with you trying with you as identifying as
Speaker 2: a cool and independent person.
Speaker 13: Damn. I just think it's because of the history between
Speaker 13: him and I. You know, it's weird. It's like, well
Speaker 13: most of all because he was like, here, I sent
Speaker 13: you a video, but it never showed up, And maybe
Speaker 13: that's what it is. And they never bothered to resend it.
Speaker 13: But at the same time, it's like I felt the
Speaker 13: only reason it is is because I felt like I
Speaker 13: needed affirmations from the right and right, and I can
Speaker 13: get affirmations from multiple different people, but I'm not really
Speaker 13: into the whole online dating scenes, so it's weird trying
Speaker 13: to find affirmations in real life.
Speaker 2: You know, right, the right, and the idea of of
Speaker 2: you know you you you don't you don't want to
Speaker 2: want affirmations from your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 13: Mm hmm, not at all. The only thing is because
Speaker 13: they before they were a boyfriend, they're really good friends,
Speaker 13: you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, why do you think you were looking for affirmations?
Speaker 13: Maybe like pandemic stuff okay, like the fact that we're
Speaker 13: all like locked up and not not doing much.
Speaker 2: Well were you were you looking for? Like what did
Speaker 2: you want? Like did you want like compliments? Or were
Speaker 2: you just horny that.
Speaker 13: I That's what I was about to say, I speak,
Speaker 13: I'm not have just been horny.
Speaker 2: Because because look, strong independent people who don't need affirmations,
Speaker 2: they still get fucking horny exactly. But I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think that you know, there's mutually exclusive I.
Speaker 13: Could have gone elsewhere for it, and yet I went
Speaker 13: to something familiar.
Speaker 2: That Well, that's because I mean, look, that's because it's easy.
Speaker 2: And when you're horny, everything is fucking an impulse decision
Speaker 2: and you want the easiest pas to subduing the horniness.
Speaker 13: Instead of two identity traits, I might actually have three,
Speaker 13: which is independent, cool, and lazy.
Speaker 2: Look, it's you know, I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 2: you're lazy. You know, I don't think anything about this
Speaker 2: makes you lazy.
Speaker 13: No, not at all. But no, that's good. No, good
Speaker 13: question for you.
Speaker 2: Sure to hit me what's up?
Speaker 13: I really like get gos and like lizards quite a bit.
Speaker 13: I lived in the desert of New Mexico for a
Speaker 13: couple of years, and I'm just wondering what brought you
Speaker 13: to the point of dressing up as a get up
Speaker 13: and painting your page.
Speaker 2: Genuinely, I you know, I wish that I could enthrall
Speaker 2: you with a very detailed, emotional, exciting origin story. But
Speaker 2: that is not something that I have for you, or
Speaker 2: for anyone. I don't.
Speaker 8: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't have a clear origin story. It almost feels
Speaker 2: like I just woke up in this chair just now
Speaker 2: and this is this is what I'm doing so and
Speaker 2: I haven't really focused on the origin of it all
Speaker 2: that much. Skinny Slayer, Well, Skinny Slayer, look, thank you
Speaker 2: for calling in. And you're you're you're You're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 2: Don't don't don't beat yourself up too much about it,
Speaker 2: all right, I know.
Speaker 13: That's that's the affirmation I needed, yo, at the very end,
Speaker 13: that's all I need.
Speaker 2: Don't be don't beat yourself up, you fly all right.
Speaker 13: It's eleven eleven on my end, and that was a
Speaker 13: perfect end to this call.
Speaker 2: Beautiful you take care ss. I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 13: You too. Bye.
Speaker 14: All from Chad.
Speaker 2: Chaz who is screaming in the background of your house.
Speaker 3: Hey, sorry about that. That was my cousin.
Speaker 2: Why what does she said about?
Speaker 6: What is she?
Speaker 2: What does she have said about?
Speaker 14: Well, she's mad because her dog, well I guess it's
Speaker 14: my dog.
Speaker 3: But this dog that's in the household just.
Speaker 14: Ate her yogurt and she's very disappointed.
Speaker 3: Get fucked, yeah, bro, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Get absolutely wrecked in half honestly. Yeah, you should tell
Speaker 2: tell her and tell her. Sometimes in life, your dog
Speaker 2: eats your yogurt. I want to I want to make
Speaker 2: can we I want to make that in? Is it
Speaker 2: cool if I make that into a Can we make
Speaker 2: that into a thing? Somehow? Sometimes in life your dog
Speaker 2: eats your yogurt. Dude, hey, and you just have to
Speaker 2: get slack. Do you have to take the L? Tell her?
Speaker 2: Tell us she needs to Laria to take an L.
Speaker 7: Dude, Dude, she does?
Speaker 3: I can I ask you a question here?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: Please? Hit man?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 14: So recently, my girlfriend, you know, she gave me an ultimatum,
Speaker 14: all right, and I want to bring that ultimatum to
Speaker 14: you and.
Speaker 2: Have you decide it please all right?
Speaker 14: So basically, uh, we're hanging out. I'm a big lego guy,
Speaker 14: lego fanatic, and she.
Speaker 3: She just got fed up and she said, she basically
Speaker 3: told me that it's.
Speaker 8: Either her or the Legos.
Speaker 14: And I have about two or three more.
Speaker 3: Dates to decide.
Speaker 14: And like I said, I'm a big lego guy, but
Speaker 14: she's also she's really good to me.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what to do?
Speaker 13: What the what?
Speaker 3: How? What do you?
Speaker 15: What?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Hold on? I have to think about this real quick.
Speaker 2: Is is she with you right now?
Speaker 7: She is?
Speaker 8: Not?
Speaker 3: Nope?
Speaker 14: So I have to let her know by tomorrow.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, First, okay, I'm gonna start off straight. Did you
Speaker 2: go with the legos? But I'm curious what is her
Speaker 2: problem with the legos?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 14: I spend about five to six hours a day recreating
Speaker 14: my lego sets and sort of just setting them up,
Speaker 14: so she she really doesn't like them.
Speaker 3: And uh, it's a couple of times that she stepped
Speaker 3: on them, so she's not a.
Speaker 8: Fan of legos.
Speaker 2: Mmmm, what are you leaning towards doing? It's hard.
Speaker 14: I mean we've been together for about a year and
Speaker 14: a half and she knew about the legos when she
Speaker 14: came into the relationship, So you know that that's the
Speaker 14: situation I'm in. I do like the legos, but it's
Speaker 14: the only problem with her.
Speaker 8: She just is not a fan of them.
Speaker 2: Has she told you specifically what she doesn't like about
Speaker 2: the legos?
Speaker 3: I think it's I mean, she has not.
Speaker 14: I think it's the time that I spend. I don't
Speaker 14: know if she wants to spend more time with me
Speaker 14: and not with the legos. I mean I recently finished
Speaker 14: the Millennium Falcon a couple of days ago, and that
Speaker 14: took thirteen fourteen hours of hard work and she wants
Speaker 14: me to put that time somewhere else.
Speaker 2: How could she not appreciate that that you spent hours
Speaker 2: working with the Millennium falcon.
Speaker 8: It breaks my heart.
Speaker 2: You need to find a new girlfriend who will appreciate
Speaker 2: that Millennium Falcon.
Speaker 3: We need that for you, well, just for my mental health.
Speaker 3: I mean I feel like that's something that I deserve.
Speaker 2: It absolutely is.
Speaker 14: Yeah, And like I said, it's heartbreaking, you know, because
Speaker 14: I love my legos, but I love her too.
Speaker 2: So which do you love more?
Speaker 14: Yeah, like a specific Lego set or just all legos
Speaker 14: in general?
Speaker 2: Is there is there a specific Lego set that you
Speaker 2: love more than your girlfriend?
Speaker 3: Quite possibly?
Speaker 8: I mean, just my legos.
Speaker 14: They don't give me the staff that she gets me.
Speaker 14: And you know, like, for example, there's the the e
Speaker 14: Walk Village and I just love playing with them and
Speaker 14: letting them know that I'm affectionate for them, and they
Speaker 14: give it right back to me. But my girlfriend, on
Speaker 14: the other hand, sometimes she just she's.
Speaker 8: In the mood. Mhmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So you would say the Ewok Village for sure,
Speaker 2: the Ewok Village over my girl.
Speaker 3: If I had to choose one, hands down.
Speaker 2: Look, that's your answer.
Speaker 3: But I mean, how do I tell her?
Speaker 2: You say, you tell her that she is not as
Speaker 2: good to you as the e walks.
Speaker 3: Just bring it up like that.
Speaker 14: Let her know that the Ewoks have had my back
Speaker 14: and she hasn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, let her know, Let her know, let
Speaker 2: her know, Let her know that in your darkest moments,
Speaker 2: the e Walks were there for you.
Speaker 13: And she was not.
Speaker 14: Man And I mean, do you think she's gonna accept that?
Speaker 14: Are we gonna in the year half relationship over?
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter, if it doesn't matter if she accepts it?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: You know what you don't need, you don't in order
Speaker 2: to breaking off a relationship does not require the consent
Speaker 2: of both parties.
Speaker 14: That's true that I didn't really think about that, but
Speaker 14: I think, uh, I think it's time to end it.
Speaker 14: If she doesn't support the Legos, it's her time to go.
Speaker 2: I support you one in this endeavor.
Speaker 14: Well, mister Gecko, I really do appreciate your insights. Like
Speaker 14: I said, you know, it's been having a hard time.
Speaker 14: It's been uh been tessing me out, trying to figure
Speaker 14: out if I choose the Ewoks or my girlfriend. And
Speaker 14: I think you made it pretty clear.
Speaker 2: For me, beautiful what you Sara name was, I'm Chaz.
Speaker 15: Chaz.
Speaker 2: Have a great rest of the night and enjoy playing
Speaker 2: with your ewoks.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Thank you, mister Gecko.
Speaker 8: Good night. Man. Who how from tad molasted.
Speaker 2: Um? You're gonna have to repeat that? My friend? I well,
Speaker 2: I don't know yet.
Speaker 4: I don't know the way to go.
Speaker 12: I don't like the pet peeves of what. I'm sitting
Speaker 12: down and I'm beating onto my stomach and I go
Speaker 12: to open my mouth and shoot my load and it
Speaker 12: hits your teeth and then you're sitting there and you're
Speaker 12: picking little kids out of your fucking teeth and it
Speaker 12: never stops and I and I don't know because it
Speaker 12: gets stringy a little bit and then it starts to
Speaker 12: go down the back of your throat.
Speaker 2: You got you know what you're fucking problem? No, your
Speaker 2: problem is that you probably fucking Here's what you do
Speaker 2: is you probably end up into your own mouth and
Speaker 2: then you just fucking sit there and you're like post nut,
Speaker 2: like you know whatever, you know, lazy state. You gotta
Speaker 2: fucking wipe that shit off because what happens to hardens
Speaker 2: and that's why you have to get in there with
Speaker 2: the flass and pick it all out. If you would
Speaker 2: wipe it off immediately instead of fucking sitting there with
Speaker 2: your cock out for five fucking hour or an hour
Speaker 2: however long you're there, and you just actually wiped it
Speaker 2: off on site, then you wouldn't have to deal with this.
Speaker 2: This is a problem that you have brought up yourself.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, then you're gonna have to You're gonna
Speaker 2: have to get in there with the fly. I got, bibby.
Speaker 2: You gotta get a what is it a water pick
Speaker 2: between your teeth. It's gonna be like it's gonna your
Speaker 2: cum is gonna feel like you fucking just gnawed on
Speaker 2: a Werther's Original and you got caramel stuck up in
Speaker 2: your teeth. But you gotta.
Speaker 12: What it's a lot salt you But but way, kareemia.
Speaker 2: You don't sound like you have a probably sound like
Speaker 2: you like this and you want to continue living this way,
Speaker 2: which is fine. I'm glad that I'm you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm glad that I got to be a part of
Speaker 2: you figuring that out for yourself.
Speaker 12: Maybe part of my fetish is the hot get go
Speaker 12: loads inside of my.
Speaker 2: Mouth I'm happy I get to be a part of
Speaker 2: that as well. This has been an overall positive experience,
Speaker 2: I believe for both of us. I love you, Get go,
Speaker 2: I love you too. You have a good night?
Speaker 15: How from Hailey?
Speaker 2: Haley? Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 2: You know I'm all right. I'm in the woods. What
Speaker 2: are you doing? Are you in the woods? What did
Speaker 2: you what did you say?
Speaker 8: This is cool?
Speaker 15: I didn't think I was actually gonna get connected.
Speaker 2: I didn't think you were either, And here we are.
Speaker 2: We're just story. That's what we are right now. We're
Speaker 2: two people who didn't think that they were going to
Speaker 2: talk to each other that are now talking to each other.
Speaker 16: Sweet.
Speaker 2: Did you call with something in particular in in mind?
Speaker 5: Haley?
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 13: I guess.
Speaker 15: I obviously my pet peeves, but uh, I think it's
Speaker 15: probably just one person in specific?
Speaker 2: Did you say, is you have someone in the background
Speaker 2: with you?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 15: I have two other people with me.
Speaker 2: It's not one of them, is it?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 2: What's what's this?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: More specifically, forget well, it can't it's not one person.
Speaker 2: It's got to be what this person does. So what's
Speaker 2: what's the pet peeve?
Speaker 15: It's he's my roommate and he's so messy but like silthy, disgusting.
Speaker 2: Okay, does he late? Does he leave his dishes to soak?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Kind of, but uh it's pretty I don't care where
Speaker 15: he eats, but he doesn't clean up after himself and
Speaker 15: he'll just like leave his dirty dishes in his room
Speaker 15: and they'll like they get moldy and it's it's disgusting.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm. What and are you these two people that
Speaker 2: you're with, are they also roommates.
Speaker 15: No, they're just my best friends. I have Brianna and Bailey.
Speaker 15: Bailey's talked to you before?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 2: What have you done to combat this room? Have you
Speaker 2: confronted them? Have you talked to them?
Speaker 15: I So we just go to the same college and
Speaker 15: we have an apartment in a different state. So I
Speaker 15: don't see him like all the time, but I've tried to,
Speaker 15: you know, ask him to pick up after himself.
Speaker 13: And he just doesn't. He's very disrespectful.
Speaker 15: M So recently I have COVID and I had to
Speaker 15: travel back because I couldn't quarantine at home because I
Speaker 15: lived with my grandma, and uh, I had to open
Speaker 15: up his room and I like went in there and
Speaker 15: it smelled disgusting. And then I looked in the corner
Speaker 15: and he had a bottle of piss, like a two
Speaker 15: liter bottle of piss in his room, just sitting there.
Speaker 2: What what do you think that's for?
Speaker 15: I don't know, like the bathrooms maybe five and a
Speaker 15: half feet away.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it's piss?
Speaker 15: I I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: And smell or no?
Speaker 15: I didn't no, no, no, no, I did not even
Speaker 15: want to like open it. But uh, it's a two
Speaker 15: liter bottle of doctor pim. But it's it's very obviously
Speaker 15: peece like does it fill?
Speaker 2: Is the entire thing filled with pa? It's like it's
Speaker 2: filled to the.
Speaker 13: Cat, not like filled to the cap.
Speaker 15: It's kind of like like he squeezed it to like
Speaker 15: grip it.
Speaker 17: I don't even.
Speaker 15: Why chist in a bottle if the bathroom is so close?
Speaker 15: Why leave your dishes so they.
Speaker 2: Get mold on them?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: And like you know, look, when you're an adult, you
Speaker 2: get to make your own weird, shitty decisions. Off with you. Look,
Speaker 2: I've pissed in bottles and left shit out before. I'm
Speaker 2: a messy, disgusting person. And from that, and speaking from that, perspective.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's, you know, because he's probably insane,
Speaker 2: which I understand because I'm insane as well. Have you
Speaker 2: confronted him about this? This is not okay? Good yeh,
Speaker 2: because I don't think that's your place.
Speaker 12: No, I don't.
Speaker 18: I don't.
Speaker 15: I'm kind of like anxious. I don't want to just
Speaker 15: ask him, like, hey, why do you peet in bottles
Speaker 15: and leave it good?
Speaker 2: This is business?
Speaker 15: But I uh, I don't know, like why why are
Speaker 15: you peing in bottles?
Speaker 12: If the bath rooms so close?
Speaker 9: I just don't understand.
Speaker 2: What about the common you got? I think I think
Speaker 2: you gotta you gotta leave your issues to the common room, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, what is it? What's going on in the
Speaker 2: common room? That's that's that's you know, where he's where
Speaker 2: he's entering into your jurisdiction.
Speaker 14: I don't know.
Speaker 15: He doesn't, like, I guess, bring it out so it's
Speaker 15: like in sight, but he does just you know, he
Speaker 15: will leave his messes everywhere, and uh oh, one thing
Speaker 15: he does. He'll drink soda, which I don't care, but
Speaker 15: he walks into the kitchen and he passes the trash
Speaker 15: can and will set his empty can on the kitchen
Speaker 15: counter across from the trash can that he passed.
Speaker 8: As he was walking into the kitchen.
Speaker 15: And he doesn't do anything. So like, I'm like to
Speaker 15: pick up all his messages. I do all the dishes.
Speaker 15: He doesn't do his own laundry. He'll just kind of
Speaker 15: leave him in a pile and then he just.
Speaker 6: Doesn't wash them.
Speaker 2: How did you move?
Speaker 15: I'm I'm a nice person, so like, I'll do his laundry.
Speaker 9: I met him.
Speaker 15: We went to high school together, and then we went
Speaker 15: to the same community college and we just transferred to
Speaker 15: the same Yeah, and he's a good person and he means.
Speaker 2: Well, but oh, you gotta talk to him. You gotta
Speaker 2: have the you gotta have the direct communication. Don't worry
Speaker 2: the bottle of piss, but you gotta have you gotta
Speaker 2: have the direct line of communication with this guy.
Speaker 15: I can try again, but I've really tried. I've talked
Speaker 15: to him and tried to see if he'll just maybe
Speaker 15: pick up a little bit, or we're like, hey, Dick,
Speaker 15: can you do the dishes?
Speaker 13: And he's like, yeah, I'll do him.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been a dick about it?
Speaker 13: What'd you say?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been a dick about it. No, I'm
Speaker 2: not normally and now is your chance. You have to
Speaker 2: go be a dick about it, because that's the only
Speaker 2: way you'll get it done.
Speaker 15: Oh, I'm a nice person.
Speaker 2: You gotta be on you got you have to step
Speaker 2: outside of the comfort zone of your own identity that
Speaker 2: you have crafted for yourself as a nice person, and
Speaker 2: you have to be a little bit of an asshole.
Speaker 2: Well I don't even think that's even being an asshole,
Speaker 2: but you gotta be a little bit more assertive in
Speaker 2: this endeavor. What are your friends? What are your friends?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 2: What you gotta you gotta, you gotta. You gotta be
Speaker 2: assertive in this endeavor, my friend, and and and just
Speaker 2: tell them what you think. But don't bring up the
Speaker 2: piss bottle. What did you say?
Speaker 13: Your name was Haley?
Speaker 2: Haley?
Speaker 8: Do it?
Speaker 16: Do it? Do it?
Speaker 2: Do it for man. I'll give you the same I'll
Speaker 2: give you the same promise that I I old the
Speaker 2: guy whose family wouldn't stop chewing. You know, I'll hop
Speaker 2: on the phone with him. I'll tell him he's got
Speaker 2: to do his dishes, you know, because I speak the
Speaker 2: language of people that don't do their dishes.
Speaker 13: Okay, I'll tell him to expect to call beautiful.
Speaker 2: I'll talk. I'll talk to you soon, Haley. And that's
Speaker 2: funny that one of his name Haley and his name
Speaker 2: is Bailey because that rhymes all right, I'll tell you soon.
Speaker 8: All right, bye, call from head man and man, mister Geko,
Speaker 8: how are you doing?
Speaker 2: How are you doing?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 2: What's up with you?
Speaker 18: Oh?
Speaker 11: Just you know, dealing with the seasonal stuff, you know,
Speaker 11: and job issues, but working through it as best I can.
Speaker 8: But I'll do that.
Speaker 11: You know, You've got to try to stay positive.
Speaker 2: That's what I agree. I agree, I agree? What's uh? Well,
Speaker 2: what what's what? What's bothered? What's what's you know? I know,
Speaker 2: you know the big things bothering you? But what what
Speaker 2: about hit me with some minutia? Aed man? What are
Speaker 2: your what are your pet peeves?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 11: Well, let's say I'm talking to somebody, right, yeah, and
Speaker 11: I'm talking and it's somebody random like just say that
Speaker 11: sweet old lady. It doesn't have to be a sweet
Speaker 11: old lady, but just she'll just come out of nowhere
Speaker 11: and then she'll start talking to the person you're talking
Speaker 11: to as if you don't exist. That bothers me, you
Speaker 11: know what, I mean, it's like it's like, let's say,
Speaker 11: mister Gecko, we were talking to each other on the street, right,
Speaker 11: and just to say, some other random person comes out
Speaker 11: and say, oh yeah and starts having a full on conversation,
Speaker 11: ignoring the fact that I'm talking to you and you're
Speaker 11: talking to me.
Speaker 2: Mmm, you know, I feel like the I know exactly
Speaker 2: what you're talking about.
Speaker 8: I used to.
Speaker 2: I used to kind of make it a point like
Speaker 2: if I were ever at like a thing and someone
Speaker 2: started talking to me, you know, it's it's it's hard
Speaker 2: when you're because like there's three parties in this and
Speaker 2: you know to label them. There's like the there's the connect, right.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: If if if like I'm at a thing and I'm
Speaker 2: talking to you and then say someone comes up to
Speaker 2: me and is like, oh, you're the gecko guy or whatever,
Speaker 2: I would try to I would notice that and I
Speaker 2: would try to try to bridge together you literally, And
Speaker 2: I used to. I used to because it feels awkward
Speaker 2: both if you if you're both parties in that situation, right,
Speaker 2: if someone comes up to you and start talking to you,
Speaker 2: why you're talking to someone else. And I'd always try
Speaker 2: to think of like a way to fucking a way
Speaker 2: like a way to sort of kind of maneuver them
Speaker 2: into the situation, and like you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: I would try to plan it, but you can just go, hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, this is my friend ed man. You know,
Speaker 2: I just an acknowledge everybody.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And sometimes there's a personal problem of mind because
Speaker 11: I thought sometimes I would be having a conversation with
Speaker 11: somebody and they would just come down and sit down
Speaker 11: and talk to the person. I thought I was having
Speaker 11: a prid of conversation with the other person when the
Speaker 11: other person didn't take that, and I would just get
Speaker 11: upset and leave.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 11: He usually just leave, so that way I don't cause conflict.
Speaker 2: And because you leave, do you ever try you ever
Speaker 2: try to talk to the third party as long as.
Speaker 11: They're not annoying me. But if they if I'm annoyed
Speaker 11: for a particular reason, I'll just walk away, because I mean,
Speaker 11: most people, most people are oblivious to the fact that
Speaker 11: they're annoying you anyway, and it's sometimes it's best not
Speaker 11: to just you know, bring up the sack. Hey, you're
Speaker 11: annoying me, I'm talking to them, Shut the hell up.
Speaker 11: You don't want to say that because you still want
Speaker 11: to I.
Speaker 2: Know, I know, it's hard. It's high. Look, you gotta
Speaker 2: be fucking you gotta be in the like fucking water
Speaker 2: with that ship. It's hard though, right, you gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta be with the flow.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like improv Like all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: someone new is joined the scene and you got to
Speaker 2: keep up with this conversation. Now, everything you thought you
Speaker 2: knew about the social situation that you are in is wrong,
Speaker 2: and you got to keep up with that fucking new meta.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and and sometimes it's hard to do, Yeah, especially
Speaker 11: when you want talk to you the person, especially like
Speaker 11: if if like for this instance, like you're the you're
Speaker 11: the get go guy therapy gecko, people want to talk
Speaker 11: to you, you know. So it's just like, but if
Speaker 11: I'm that person in the crowd of people, I also
Speaker 11: would have to understand there's going to be a little
Speaker 11: bit of that going on as well, you know what
Speaker 11: I mean. So like if I'm trying to talk to you,
Speaker 11: I kind of expect it in certain situations, or at
Speaker 11: least I try to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard, it's a hard thing to maneuver, but
Speaker 2: you know, I just try to go with the flow
Speaker 2: or like if I am that connector you know, just
Speaker 2: just do the do the connecting.
Speaker 11: Definitely.
Speaker 2: But yeah, dude, thank you for thank you for calling
Speaker 2: in ed Man, and thank thank you again for setting
Speaker 2: ed Man. I don't I don't know, I no one knows.
Speaker 2: You know a guy I'm on the phone with, mister Edward.
Speaker 2: He sent me a sword in the mail and I
Speaker 2: have to bring.
Speaker 8: It up every time.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And the thing is, it's like it was an adventure
Speaker 11: to get it to you. And I'm glad I got
Speaker 11: it to you. And I'll say that every time. But
Speaker 11: I don't want to take that much of your time.
Speaker 11: I know you've got like thousands of hundreds of people
Speaker 11: wanting to talk to you. So thank you for taking
Speaker 11: some time and talking to me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Thank you man. You have a good rest of the night,
Speaker 2: you too. That is a that is a tough situation.
Speaker 8: I get it.
Speaker 2: I gave it my fucking head about that.
Speaker 16: Though.
Speaker 2: You know you think you got you gotta stay on
Speaker 2: top of you gotta look to be a top player.
Speaker 2: You gotta stay on top of the meta. And the
Speaker 2: meta is constantly evolving in a conversation.
Speaker 14: All from Blake.
Speaker 2: Blake, Oh hate as it count. You know, it's all right,
Speaker 2: it's going okay. I'm in the forest, I'm hanging out.
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you. What are you up to?
Speaker 8: You are looking good in the forest, my friend.
Speaker 2: Thank you, man, thank you, just honestly, thank you so much.
Speaker 10: I'm doing well.
Speaker 11: I'm hanging out.
Speaker 10: I'm watching the streams and h you know, I had
Speaker 10: a quick question earlier, said, what's your pet peeves?
Speaker 2: Yes, I would love to know what your pet peeve is, Blake.
Speaker 10: So I'm not only going to give you my pet Peeve,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna ask you some advice on how to handle it,
Speaker 10: because you know, I think you have a nice sultry voice.
Speaker 10: Stars relaxing to listen to my.
Speaker 8: Pet Peeve is actually loud talkers.
Speaker 2: Loud talkers, Yeah, you know when.
Speaker 10: You're in a room with somebody and they feel like
Speaker 10: they need to yell, especially if it's just a one
Speaker 10: on one conversation.
Speaker 2: And yeah, no I'm usually that person. No, But but
Speaker 2: I don't know, well, what is it What is it
Speaker 2: specifically about loud talkers that bothers you, Blake?
Speaker 10: Oh, you know, I think all right, partly it's that
Speaker 10: there's probably that sort of psychological thing. Maybe it's an
Speaker 10: indication that they need too much attention. But also I
Speaker 10: think it's just.
Speaker 8: Like just be just hurts my head.
Speaker 2: You know, what you should try. I know this sounds counterintuitive,
Speaker 2: but all right, if you look at aloud, if you know,
Speaker 2: I think people give people shit all the time for
Speaker 2: like being like attention whoes or whatever, or wanting attention.
Speaker 2: But I think you could look at someone who you
Speaker 2: view as have as wanting attention and think to yourself,
Speaker 2: how could I help this person? What is this person missing?
Speaker 2: And how can I, as a fellow human being give
Speaker 2: them what I think they need?
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And maybe maybe maybe maybe you can't. Maybe maybe they're
Speaker 2: just you know, beyond whatever and no amount of attention
Speaker 2: is enough for them. But I would look at these
Speaker 2: people as opposed to people who are annoying, as people
Speaker 2: who maybe you could help. You know, if someone doesn't
Speaker 2: get enough attention, it's it's probably for some reason, you know,
Speaker 2: and it's up to what I You know, this is
Speaker 2: cheesy or whatever, but I don't know. They're probably insecure
Speaker 2: for some reason, because it's a it's a cycle, right,
Speaker 2: You act annoying. Everyone calls you annoying, and so you
Speaker 2: feel annoying, and so now you're insecure. You got to
Speaker 2: prove you're not annoying. But in that attempt, you end
Speaker 2: up being annoying. And it's like they're just waiting for
Speaker 2: someone to, you know, be cool to them for five
Speaker 2: seconds instead of telling them to piss off. So, I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's a hard thing to do, but you know,
Speaker 2: try that.
Speaker 10: I feel like you're yelling right now.
Speaker 2: I'm being a little annoying right now. This is true.
Speaker 2: I'm a talker. I agree, and you're well, you are
Speaker 2: well within your right to be pissed off.
Speaker 8: I'm not pissed off. Well, thank you for the advice.
Speaker 10: And of course, and next time someone's being a little loud,
Speaker 10: maybe maybe I'll just listen a little better.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Blake. You have a good one man. Thanks
Speaker 2: for calling in you.
Speaker 10: Too, call from Noah.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 11: What's up, dude?
Speaker 13: How are you doing?
Speaker 2: I'm all right, I'm on the computer. What are you doing?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 6: You know, just just don't know what I do Spanish?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: You do Spanish homework?
Speaker 6: Right now? I'm doing Spanish work for a college or
Speaker 6: high school, high school, just Spanish?
Speaker 8: How old?
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 6: Eighteen?
Speaker 2: You did say Spanish? Three?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So what's what's your few? What's what's what's what's in
Speaker 2: store for the future for you? What's your life going
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 6: Probably going to be like some sort of bio researcher
Speaker 6: of some sort. I want to work with Crisper cast
Speaker 6: nine gene editing technology.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell that is, you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, you.
Speaker 6: Can like make corn really big.
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds cool. Yeah, you're gonna be like you're
Speaker 2: gonna be like Rick from Rick and Morty.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you know, manipulate fine story of general relativity
Speaker 6: to our will.
Speaker 2: There probably is someone out there who got who like
Speaker 2: watched Rick and Morty and that genuinely did inspire them
Speaker 2: to like go to school.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, like advancing in through the propulsions? Cool, Like
Speaker 6: there's nothing stopping people from, you know, investigating that sort
Speaker 6: of stuff in their garage.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, I agree, Yeah, I think I think it's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's cool. It's definitely cool.
Speaker 2: Would you say your name was again?
Speaker 10: Noah?
Speaker 2: Noah? No, what's your pet? Peeve?
Speaker 8: Dude?
Speaker 6: I really hate it when girls will hit me out
Speaker 6: to do something and then they'll flake. Oh, Like I
Speaker 6: am straight up dude, Like it doesn't bug me that
Speaker 6: much because I've always I have friends that are reliable
Speaker 6: that I can just always do stuff with it. But
Speaker 6: like this one girl hit me up and she's like, yo,
Speaker 6: let's go do this thing. And I'm like, oh, you
Speaker 6: hit you up? Yeah, okay, I'm so nervous, bro, I
Speaker 6: don't hit up girl, and you hit me up?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, and then what happened.
Speaker 6: So so then like we're gonna like, we're talking, you know,
Speaker 6: it's great, and then all the times it's just this
Speaker 6: nope just decides that she's just gonna flake, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: well that kind of fucking sucks. Oh shoot, sorry, that's
Speaker 6: not a word.
Speaker 2: Oh you can you can say what you can say
Speaker 2: whatever you want on there, dude.
Speaker 6: Okay, my bad, My bad.
Speaker 2: You can say cunt.
Speaker 6: Oh I could say that, but I my parents would
Speaker 6: probably get mad at this, all.
Speaker 2: Right, So for you you can. I said you can
Speaker 2: say whatever you.
Speaker 10: Want, cunt.
Speaker 8: We did it.
Speaker 6: I feel kind of powerful.
Speaker 2: Now, don't don't don't let go to your head.
Speaker 7: I won't.
Speaker 6: The English lexyle is quite interesting.
Speaker 2: All right, so you as girl asked you to go
Speaker 2: ice skating with her, and then and then what.
Speaker 6: Happened, Well, and then she just fucking flaked, dude, And
Speaker 6: I just like don't know like the position I'm in
Speaker 6: now because it's like, well, she said she wanted to
Speaker 6: hang out again, but I'm not really in the flaky girls.
Speaker 2: You know what, Look if that respect set your boundaries, say,
Speaker 2: I'm a proponent of that, dude. You say your boundaries man?
Speaker 2: You know, uh, you you feel like the people that
Speaker 2: you're trying to form the relationships with you would expect
Speaker 2: them you you as part of your sort of the
Speaker 2: boundaries that you set, which is a good thing to
Speaker 2: do when you're young. You know, set set up what
Speaker 2: you are willing to tolerate in a relationship. And if
Speaker 2: and if you're not willing to you know, deal with
Speaker 2: people who are flaky, then then you don't have like.
Speaker 6: A I'm a like a I'm a lenient person to
Speaker 6: an extent.
Speaker 3: But it was just.
Speaker 6: They're been planning behind it and stuff. I just felt
Speaker 6: really inconsiderate, you know, but I do I do recognize that,
Speaker 6: like there could have been something going on for sure.
Speaker 10: M hmm.
Speaker 2: But like, now, look if that's a if that's your
Speaker 2: deal breaker, that's your deal breaker, you know, yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, you know, And like I feel like I'm
Speaker 6: always there's plenty of people around, but I still kind
Speaker 6: of feel lonely, you know what I mean? Mm hmm,
Speaker 6: Like who am I going to talk advanced particle physics?
Speaker 6: But there's no one my age that's into that ship.
Speaker 2: They're well, wait, how isn't there other people in your
Speaker 2: Like well wait, you're not even in college.
Speaker 6: No, like other seniors, there's not any of that sort
Speaker 6: of stuff.
Speaker 2: I I I agree with with what some people in
Speaker 2: the chat are saying that, well, you know, look, college
Speaker 2: will college. How are you you're eighteen, you'll be going
Speaker 2: to college?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What in the fall?
Speaker 9: Mm hmm.
Speaker 6: I want to go to m I T. I mean,
Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm just waiting for the email.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, you're gonna go to m I T.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go. Even if you don't get an m
Speaker 2: I T. You'll you'll, you'll, you'll just be patient, my friend.
Speaker 2: High school is not high school.
Speaker 6: That's what people tell me. That's like, oh, it's it's
Speaker 6: really you want to teak in high school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's if you if your high school experience is awful,
Speaker 2: that's actually a really good things. The people who have
Speaker 2: great high school experiences that should be afraid.
Speaker 6: It's been a pretty shitty year to be honest and
Speaker 6: love to hear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because because it's only going to get better. I
Speaker 2: believe you know when you go to college.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's different.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm sorry we're gonna say.
Speaker 6: I said, we can hope it gets better, but well, you.
Speaker 2: Know, look what you're going to college, probably like next fall, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, by that? Bye bye?
Speaker 3: What what?
Speaker 2: What fucking year is it? Dude? By the fall? By
Speaker 2: the fall, I predict all we will all have hot
Speaker 2: vacuis in our asses and in our in our brains.
Speaker 2: And you know, look, you're gonna get to go to
Speaker 2: college at actually a pretty I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm not doctor Fausci, but you I assume that colleges
Speaker 2: will be more open than they were in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: You know Netherlands vaccinated.
Speaker 6: Well, dude, but if they can mass produce that stuff,
Speaker 6: you know what I mean. It's an RNA based vaccine,
Speaker 6: a nanolipid particle like that sort of you know what, it.
Speaker 2: Probably is all of those things that you just said.
Speaker 2: And I have no idea, and I will be the
Speaker 2: first to say that I don't know anything about anything. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't be don't be sorry. Don't be sorry, because you're
Speaker 2: gonna find I promise when you go to college, you
Speaker 2: will find you will be able to join the nanolipid club.
Speaker 2: And if there is not a nanolypid club, my friend,
Speaker 2: you will still start to the nanolipid club.
Speaker 4: Please do.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm a future. Part of this is
Speaker 2: if you can't, if you are into like very fucking
Speaker 2: niche ship like science or nanolipids, and you can and
Speaker 2: I mean I'm sure something like that exists, go look
Speaker 2: around the college, go in the directory, go on Facebook,
Speaker 2: go on it whatever. If if you cannot find it,
Speaker 2: you make it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, damn remember that, if you cannot find it.
Speaker 2: Make it. Yes, okay, all right, you're gonna have a blast, dude.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited for you to find all the other
Speaker 2: man olypid people.
Speaker 3: For me too, for me too.
Speaker 14: All right.
Speaker 6: You know, if I if I like the existence of
Speaker 6: the Higgs buzzon, I'll be sure I'll be sure.
Speaker 2: To you know, say what's up, you know, or like
Speaker 2: send send me a giant cob of corn in the mail.
Speaker 8: Oh yo, dude, for sure.
Speaker 6: You know it's gonna be a big country country girls.
Speaker 2: Make do beautiful, beautiful. You have a good rest of
Speaker 2: the night, my guy.
Speaker 6: Of course you as well. See what.
Speaker 10: Hell from Alsa to accept press one to send a
Speaker 10: voicemail bonds?
Speaker 8: I wow, Hello, Hello?
Speaker 2: How are you? You know?
Speaker 19: I'm actually doing fantastic?
Speaker 17: How are you.
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: I'm all right? Why so fantastic?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 17: I just don't feel like it's a life isn't life
Speaker 17: isn't funny?
Speaker 16: You don't live it for for what it is.
Speaker 2: You know, what have you accomplished today? Or like in general,
Speaker 2: what have you accomplished?
Speaker 19: Well, today I bought a lamb and I'm gonna paint
Speaker 19: my my ceiling. But over time, I uh, I've accomplished
Speaker 19: being able to love myself for who I am.
Speaker 2: Who Why Why do you say? Why do you say?
Speaker 2: Kind of are you? Have you the only loved parts
Speaker 2: of yourself?
Speaker 19: I mean like there's like I'm like ninety five percent
Speaker 19: of the way there, but like there's still a little
Speaker 19: there's still a little bit to go.
Speaker 2: What's the five percent that you don't what's the five
Speaker 2: percent that you don't like? Still, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I don't think.
Speaker 17: I don't think I truly like feel the five percent. Yet,
Speaker 17: you know, I feel like I need to.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 17: I feel like I still need to get there, whether
Speaker 17: it be by like working out, or by by some
Speaker 17: other means I see. I mean, I don't really know
Speaker 17: what other means that there is, but I feel like
Speaker 17: I feel like I just need to get.
Speaker 10: To that other five percent.
Speaker 2: You don't know what other ways you could love yourself
Speaker 2: than by working out.
Speaker 17: Honestly, I feel like, for the most part, I do
Speaker 17: really love myself.
Speaker 2: And because that would be a good because that would
Speaker 2: actually be good, because that that would mean that that
Speaker 2: would actually be amazing for you, because that would mean
Speaker 2: you have the answer. You just have to go work
Speaker 2: out a bunch, right, Yeah, do that?
Speaker 18: But yeah, Like I mean, I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 18: I'm just like, I don't really know what else I
Speaker 18: need beside beside looking the part that I want to play.
Speaker 18: But I don't really know what else I need, you know,
Speaker 18: I'm like I'm chilling and living life, and I mean.
Speaker 8: Maybe a house eventually, like by myself.
Speaker 6: But like I'm I'm kind of chilling, you know.
Speaker 2: You see you sound like you're doing well. You sound like, look,
Speaker 2: you know what, honestly you're Yeah, I'm getting the sense
Speaker 2: from you. I think. I think actually you're fine. I
Speaker 2: think loving yourself ninety five percent of the way is
Speaker 2: that's perfect. I don't think you need one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone. I don't think anyone loves themselves
Speaker 2: one hundred percent. Actually, you know who loves himself one
Speaker 2: hundred percent is the people that maybe probably shouldn't. I
Speaker 2: think ninety five percent that's a healthy amount of percentage
Speaker 2: to love yourself. Something like, imagine someone who loves themselves
Speaker 2: one hundred percent self hatred a healthy amount five percent,
Speaker 2: five percent to a juicy, sweet little amount, because that's
Speaker 2: enough to hate yourself to want to improve and so
Speaker 2: that way you'll keep going. If you loved yourself one
Speaker 2: hundred percent, then you would never want to change anything
Speaker 2: about yourself and you just stay stagnant the whole time.
Speaker 17: Yeah, that would be a dangerous person right there.
Speaker 2: Dangerous person right there?
Speaker 8: I agree.
Speaker 17: Yeah, But you know, like, what's what's going on with you?
Speaker 17: I I want to know more about about about you?
Speaker 2: Well, too bad? What'd you say? Your name was h Christian? Christian? Well,
Speaker 2: thank thank you for calling in.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you and and and and and good luck
Speaker 2: in your travels moving forward. You got a good thing
Speaker 2: going for yourself.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
Speaker 17: And I'm super excited to say that my parents just
Speaker 17: received your package in the mail and I and I'm
Speaker 17: going to go open it up, uh like tonight.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, baby, I'll talk to you soon.
Speaker 8: Later, man, sound good, all right, bye bye?
Speaker 2: I sent Christian gecko sweatshirt. Hey, this is Lyle. I'm
Speaker 2: just dropping in to let you know that these last
Speaker 2: few calls were recorded during a stream that I did
Speaker 2: from my bathtub with a shitty microphone, and that is
Speaker 2: why they might sound shitty. And for those of you wondering, no,
Speaker 2: I did not drop the microphone into the bathtub and
Speaker 2: electrocute myself and die, because if that happened, I would
Speaker 2: not be able to record this right now because I'd
Speaker 2: be dead. I got a lot of people telling me
Speaker 2: to be careful with the electricity near the bathtub, but
Speaker 2: I told them that I am a master of handling
Speaker 2: electronics near water. Don't ask me how I got so
Speaker 2: good at it. But I'm skilled. I'm a professional. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't recommend anyone else do it. But all right, let's
Speaker 2: move on. All from true, Trevor, get go.
Speaker 8: How are you? I'm doing pretty good, man? How are
Speaker 8: you doing?
Speaker 1: You know I'm chilling. I'm I'm all right.
Speaker 16: Yeah, you seem you seem to be pretty wet, man.
Speaker 8: I am.
Speaker 1: It's the bath water is getting very cold.
Speaker 16: See you've said that a few times, And what we've
Speaker 16: been wondering is like, why don't you just let some
Speaker 16: of the bath water out put some new hot water in.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be noisy, it's gonna maybe I'll end maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I haven't done that. Should I
Speaker 1: do that?
Speaker 8: You can do it right now. I'll stay on the phone.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna do it right now.
Speaker 15: I just.
Speaker 1: I might do it eventually. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I want to be able to just I
Speaker 2: want to be able to you know about you know
Speaker 2: about snowicism?
Speaker 11: Do what that is?
Speaker 16: Do you want to know about still agism?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I've dabbled. I think I've a little bit sub
Speaker 16: reddit for two or three years, but I excited, I
Speaker 16: wasn't into it, so I left same.
Speaker 2: That's what That's what I got going. That's my level
Speaker 2: of understanding as well. But I want to be the
Speaker 2: want don't you want to be? I want to be
Speaker 2: the kind of person that can just withstand any situation emotionally.
Speaker 2: And I feel like if I can't withstand a little
Speaker 2: bit of gross cold water, then who am I to
Speaker 2: consider myself emotionally resilient?
Speaker 8: You know? Mm?
Speaker 2: But you can trying to build that up these low,
Speaker 2: low risk situations. I'm sorry, what what did you say?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 16: I really want to like appreciate that. I appreciate the
Speaker 16: at first, I appreciate your bravery, but this alwy just
Speaker 16: seems sort of silly when you consider that you can
Speaker 16: just turn the faucet on and get more hot water.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't see it's silly about any of this.
Speaker 16: I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 8: Get?
Speaker 11: Get?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's no. It's a personal choice, you know.
Speaker 2: It's just it's it's I'm doing what I feel like
Speaker 2: I need to do for my own personal growth.
Speaker 16: You feel like making yourself cold. In this moment, when
Speaker 16: you're dressed in a gecko kind of vibe on twitch,
Speaker 16: you you really believe that this one moment will make
Speaker 16: you that much stronger.
Speaker 2: I believe it's it's maybe not this one moment will
Speaker 2: make us make me that much stronger. But look at
Speaker 2: this moment in conjunction with other small moments you know may.
Speaker 1: Lead up to something big.
Speaker 16: I agree, you know, it takes a lot of small
Speaker 16: steps to eventually be some big ones. But what what
Speaker 16: are the other small steps?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know they might present They might
Speaker 2: present themselves to me, you know, when I least expect it.
Speaker 2: But for now, I'm you know, I'm just building up
Speaker 2: my bank of emotional resilience, one brave act at a time.
Speaker 16: So just every day in life, it's consciously to to
Speaker 16: take their road less travel.
Speaker 8: Even if.
Speaker 1: Of course that's how you grow.
Speaker 2: What's what's the last really difficult thing that you did?
Speaker 2: My friend name Trevor, what's the last really difficult thing?
Speaker 16: Honestly? Not not getting dis enrolled from college, GEcho, not
Speaker 16: getting disenrolls from college.
Speaker 1: Not getting disin rolls.
Speaker 16: Yeah, my GCA was really bad. They're going to kick
Speaker 16: me out, but I I got a high enough GPA
Speaker 16: that I'm not being picked out, So.
Speaker 10: Okay, cool, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Do you feel stronger after having done so?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 16: I feel like I'm more apt to not fail next
Speaker 16: semester semester after that because of it. But you know,
Speaker 16: the thing is, I didn't voluntarily put myself in the situation.
Speaker 16: This was an obstacle that life threw at me. I
Speaker 16: didn't voluntarily choose to sit in that cold water.
Speaker 2: If you know what I'm saying, Well, I voluntarily chose
Speaker 2: to sit in this water while it was hot and
Speaker 2: then it involuntarily became cold. So I might have put
Speaker 2: myself in this situation unknowingly. I am in control, and
Speaker 2: I choose to steer my ship in the direction of valiance.
Speaker 8: That you sound like a drug addict.
Speaker 16: You can say you're in control how you want, but
Speaker 16: we know you're really not. If that water is still.
Speaker 2: Cold, you think I'm addicted to sitting in cold bath.
Speaker 16: Water more or less.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to contro nor.
Speaker 2: Deny that, but I will say that whether or not
Speaker 2: I am addicted to sitting in cold bath.
Speaker 1: Water is my choice. Okay, And I don't you know
Speaker 1: what Trevor. I don't think that you are really to
Speaker 1: judge before doing so.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, why isn't that guy?
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm being defensive.
Speaker 16: Okay, I was a little Let's let's chill out.
Speaker 1: It's all right, let's let's traffor.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you calling in, man, you have a good
Speaker 2: rest of the night, and you know, drop out of call.
Speaker 2: It's just not worth it, unless if you're trying to
Speaker 2: become a doctor or something like that.
Speaker 16: Hey, man, I I appreciate good to hear it.
Speaker 1: Get take care of baby, right.
Speaker 13: Call from Don.
Speaker 1: Don Don Don?
Speaker 2: You what's up?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: How are you doing?
Speaker 15: Man?
Speaker 8: I'm good, I'm good. I'm just saying out.
Speaker 10: So mine.
Speaker 1: It feels.
Speaker 2: This feels you know what when I was really hot.
Speaker 2: I was really hot when I started doing this, and
Speaker 2: I was so excited for the water to get old.
Speaker 2: But now that it is, it is a metaphor for life. John,
Speaker 2: your say name is John?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: You say name is Don?
Speaker 5: Don?
Speaker 8: Done?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Don Don. Now that the water is cold, I want.
Speaker 8: It to be hot, always greener French, just.
Speaker 1: Like the grass is always greener, like the get custom.
Speaker 2: Exactly what can I do for you don is there
Speaker 2: is there is there a specific thing going on though
Speaker 2: you wanted to, you know, talk about with it with
Speaker 2: the wet gecko.
Speaker 8: Well, really, I mean I've tried to call you a
Speaker 8: couple of times, so I don't know. I mean, it's
Speaker 8: just I'm not sure what the topic is. I just
Speaker 8: kind of called in. Today's been a kind of a
Speaker 8: crazy day for us here in America. So I'm a friend,
Speaker 8: just chilling.
Speaker 2: That's look, I'm I've for the past. Ye, That's that's
Speaker 2: why I'm here, you know, for the past however long,
Speaker 2: I have been aware of no current events that have
Speaker 2: transpired outside of the perimeter of my two by five
Speaker 2: foot tup estimated this is probably smarter than that. But
Speaker 2: I have a topic.
Speaker 1: I haven't been sticking to it that much.
Speaker 5: But what what what?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 1: What do you do to relax?
Speaker 8: Don Well, you know, I just ordered components for a
Speaker 8: gaming computer I'm building. I haven't been relaxing much, but
Speaker 8: I think I'm going to try to do that once
Speaker 8: those come in, I'm waiting on them. Graphics card making
Speaker 8: a game, gaming computer? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nice? Okay, what do you what do you what do you?
Speaker 1: What are you going to be playing?
Speaker 2: On that bad boy.
Speaker 8: I'd like to eventually like get some VR stuff so
Speaker 8: that I can perhaps live in a different world for
Speaker 8: a little bit. I like that check out.
Speaker 1: Are you into VR porn at all?
Speaker 8: I mean I've never tried it, but like I mean,
Speaker 8: I think you have to at least like see what
Speaker 8: it's like. I mean, I've never tried it. I mean,
Speaker 8: you can't knock it unless you try it. I mean,
Speaker 8: I don't know. I don't know what you think, GEK,
Speaker 8: but I think that's that's true, that Mac. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm scared that it's going to be too good, you
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 8: I mean, Like you want to stay in it all
Speaker 8: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that that that freaks me out. The fact
Speaker 2: that like it's that maybe it's better than like having
Speaker 2: sex in real life.
Speaker 3: That I just.
Speaker 1: Like never leave my closet.
Speaker 8: Well, that could be possible, I guess, But I mean,
Speaker 8: I don't know. I think we have to take some
Speaker 8: risks sometimes. I don't know about you, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just to be safe. Don't get too good a graphics card.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I got kind of a mediocre one because they're
Speaker 8: in shortage right now, So I got something that was available,
Speaker 8: so it may keep me in check that it's a
Speaker 8: little frustrating that it's not as good as it should be.
Speaker 1: What is your ideal world?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 2: What what virtual world? Or are you going to be
Speaker 2: building that you can escape too? What is your ideal
Speaker 2: world to live.
Speaker 8: In right now?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 8: Wow, that's a good question. So you know, so really
Speaker 8: I just kind of want to do some social games
Speaker 8: that are a little bit more VR oriented. Like there's
Speaker 8: there's a specific game, like my wife's actually into like
Speaker 8: ghost hunting. So there's a game called Pasmophobia where you're,
Speaker 8: like you play as a ghost hunter that's VR capable,
Speaker 8: so you can, like you go in and you investigate
Speaker 8: these houses that are haunted.
Speaker 11: I like that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it'd be kind of cool because I mean,
Speaker 8: I'm trying to incorporate kind of her as well. That
Speaker 8: way she doesn't think I'm trying to escape her, you
Speaker 8: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I like, you know what that sweet of you are?
Speaker 11: You?
Speaker 2: You got to that's that's nice because man, those oculuses
Speaker 2: and shit are expensive.
Speaker 1: You're gonna ad to bug out of by two of those.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, well, well you know, I mean I will see. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I don't know, maybe I'll we get switch out or
Speaker 8: something like that. But yeah, I mean yeah, I think
Speaker 8: I don't know. I think maybe I could include her
Speaker 8: in some ways. That way, at least she doesn't feel
Speaker 8: slighted by the process.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're as much when you get lost into
Speaker 1: VR porn.
Speaker 8: Yes, I'll try to include her, but I don't think
Speaker 8: she's very open to the prospects. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: How could you not?
Speaker 2: How would she deny an invitation to go virtual ghost hunting?
Speaker 1: That sounds badass?
Speaker 8: Well, I think she might be open to that. See,
Speaker 8: I bought her some actual ghost hunting equipment for various
Speaker 8: birthdays and Christmases, et cetera. So we've done.
Speaker 2: I'm imagining your wife getting upset at a virtual ghost
Speaker 2: hunting because.
Speaker 1: It's not real.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, it's not exactly real. It's you know, I mean, hey,
Speaker 8: who says to where a ghosts manifest? They may they
Speaker 8: may manifest in the game. Perhaps perhaps the game is
Speaker 8: also an acceptable medium for ghosts to express themselves.
Speaker 2: I think so too. It's because it's because ghost hunting
Speaker 2: a ghost on a video game that's realer than ghost
Speaker 2: hunting in real life.
Speaker 8: It could be. I mean because they're really spirit boxes.
Speaker 8: And well, I mean, if yes me, I mean I'm
Speaker 8: into psychology myself, so I mean a lot of it
Speaker 8: seems like confirmation bias to me. But you know, just
Speaker 8: I'm open to the I like the aspect of people
Speaker 8: or how people respond to that. But I also think
Speaker 8: it's interesting to remain open to the prospect of the
Speaker 8: unknown as well.
Speaker 2: Nice. Nice, Nice.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think I wish the best for you.
Speaker 1: For you bring that VR video, that VR computer into
Speaker 1: your household. I think it will bring much levity to
Speaker 1: your marriage and much happiness to your life.
Speaker 8: Well, thanks, man, I appreciate your time. I don't want
Speaker 8: to take too much, but I bought a get T
Speaker 8: shirt the other day and.
Speaker 5: A thank you.
Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate you.
Speaker 8: All right, Man, Well, thank you, and I keep doing
Speaker 8: what you're doing. I'm gonna keep following.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: You look you're gonna look beautiful in that thing. I know,
Speaker 2: and I appreciate you. We supporting them merch and for
Speaker 2: calling in man.
Speaker 8: You take care all right, man, take care aw from Alan. Alan,
Speaker 8: Hey there, Hi, there, ho there.
Speaker 1: You're as you're listen. Alan, You're as welcome as can be.
Speaker 1: What's up? Tell me everything?
Speaker 2: Oh man?
Speaker 8: Uh, well, I was gonna ask you what your favorite
Speaker 8: cereal was.
Speaker 2: I almost don't want to talk about it because it
Speaker 2: ruined my life well so, and I don't want to
Speaker 2: tell anyone else about it because it might ruin theirs
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: I know what it is.
Speaker 7: I know what it is.
Speaker 8: You like, don't you you like Golden Graham.
Speaker 1: No, Golden Grahams is a cereal for normal people.
Speaker 8: That is an absolute lie? Do you know what?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: You know what I'll tell you. I'll tell you this
Speaker 1: name it. I'll tell you the name of the cereals
Speaker 1: that ruined my life.
Speaker 5: And I need you.
Speaker 8: I can hear my voice right now, tell me now.
Speaker 1: I used then down?
Speaker 8: Okay, sorry because you were yelling in my ear right
Speaker 8: now okay, sorry, I forgive you and I'm sorry, Thank you,
Speaker 8: Thank you. There to get I'm just so excited that.
Speaker 1: I'm excited too. I'm excited to talk to you as well.
Speaker 2: There's a cereal that ruined my life when I was
Speaker 2: a freshman in college, and it's called sprinkle Donut Captain Crunch.
Speaker 2: Captain's about It's sprinkled doughnut Captain Crunch and The thing is,
Speaker 2: it's it's basically a box of like don't you can
Speaker 2: eat donuts for breakfast, but every little donut piece has five.
Speaker 1: Hundred calories in it, so there's about fat.
Speaker 2: There's about one hundred thousand calories in the box, and
Speaker 2: one spoonful will you'll gain.
Speaker 1: That's how I got it. That's how I got as
Speaker 1: fat as I am right now. It's no, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't both thank you, but I look, I don't.
Speaker 1: I think that being fat and being beauty. I look
Speaker 1: beauty is on the is on the.
Speaker 8: Side that that came out wrong. I apologize.
Speaker 1: No, it came out exactly right because it was how
Speaker 1: you felt at the time, and it was the truth.
Speaker 14: All right.
Speaker 8: Would you say your name was huh, my name is
Speaker 8: Alan Therapy.
Speaker 3: You got go.
Speaker 1: Alan, Promise me.
Speaker 2: Right now that you will never, ever, ever go to
Speaker 2: Amazon and purchase a box of sprinkled donut Captain Crunch
Speaker 2: using coupon code gag there if.
Speaker 3: You get wait there, get good.
Speaker 8: It's the thing.
Speaker 1: Promise promise me. Do you promise?
Speaker 8: Yeah, you Therapy can go. I promise I will never
Speaker 8: go to Amazon and order a box of Captain Crunch
Speaker 8: using the yeah to hear from you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, John, I appreciate you calling. I
Speaker 1: love you too. Man, take care.
Speaker 5: Literally Can goes on the line making his own calls
Speaker 5: every night. Never we can goes to his. He's teaching
Speaker 5: you your life. An expert